Who Won the Cold War?

Our beloved President Bush announces that May 1 shall henceforth be known as Loyalty Day.

UPDATE: As noted by Instapundit Glenn Reynolds (or someone signing his name) in the comments thread, any implication that our beloved President Bush invented this sad little day would be incorrect. As near as I can tell, Eisenhower in 1958 was the first president to make it a day of national observance, and most states were observing it already by the late 1940s.