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Wisconsin

Hong's Swan Song

Plus: Rebecca Cooke wins, possible Houthi attack, inflation rises, and more...

Liz Wolfe | 8.12.2026 9:37 AM

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David Crowley beats Francesca Hong: Why was the whole country watching Wisconsin's gubernatorial race? Because Francesca Hong seemed like an Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez-esque character: a socialist bartender and chef, with good political instincts, who seemed to come out of nowhere.

Now, she's out. The Milwaukee County executive, David Crowley, beat her and will now face off in the general with Rep. Tom Tiffany, "a Republican with close ties to President [Donald] Trump who easily won his party's primary," notes The New York Times.

Crowley is decently pro-business and comparatively moderate for a Democrat. He will certainly be a welcome improvement over Hong, who felt like a blast from the woke past (wanting to cancel Thanksgiving!) and was a legitimate class warrior who wanted to massively redistribute the wealth of the rich in her state.

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This is all a bit of a surprise: Polls did not anticipate this good of a performance from Crowley. When Hong had been surging, "Crowley had suspended his campaign in early July only to jump back in a few weeks later shortly after Wisconsin Lt. Gov. Sara Rodriguez was forced to leave the race amid a campaign finance scandal," reports Politico. 

So far this year, candidates from the Democratic Socialists of America (DSA) have logged House primary wins in New York City, Detroit, Philadelphia, and Denver. But it's possible that this phenomenon is limited to really urban, really blue areas, and that more normal suburban and rural voters are freaked out by this rhetoric. We should take the DSA momentum seriously, but these candidates' appeal might be blessedly limited.

It had really seemed like Hong was going to win it all, but it's a huge relief that she didn't. With all due respect (to bartenders, but not to socialists), let's hope she goes back to bartending—no need for politics.

Wisconsin moderate wins: Rebecca Cooke won her primary in Wisconsin, vying for a seat in the U.S. House. Cooke is the daughter of dairy farmers, who worked as a waitress and now runs a small business. She describes herself, via her campaign website, as having "worked her way through college with the help of Pell Grants, local scholarships, financial aid, and multiple jobs." She's portraying herself as an everywoman in a campaign season where that type of Democrat has been hotly desired by operatives, but she legitimately seems a helluvalot better than, say, Maine's disgraced Graham Platner. The electorate agreed: Cooke won the Democratic primary easily and will now go up against Rep. Derrick Van Orden, a Republican who is running for his third term ("who defeated her in 2024 by fewer than three percentage points," adds The New York Times).

Wisconsin's third congressional district—where Cooke and Van Orden will face off—is kind of weird. It went for Barack Obama, then it went for Trump in the last three presidential races. Cooke has faced her opponent before and seems to be approaching this race with some caution and prudence: There is no talk of Medicare for All, socialism, the American Israel Public Affairs Committee (AIPAC), or any of that. She doesn't seem to be that kind of Democrat. She seems like a straight shooter in a district that probably needs that type of candidate.

 

Minnesota progressive wins: Matt Little won his primary in Minnesota for a seat in the U.S. House. He now faces a Republican come November, but his odds look decent. He's rather different than Cooke, and definitely has more in common with the DSA wing of the Democratic Party, but still styles himself a "local guy" and plays up the everyman energy. "I'm running for the healthcare my Mom needs, the retirement my Dad earned, and the future my daughter deserves," reads his campaign website. Not bad. Of course, Little also promotes Medicare for All, opposes AIPAC, talks about taxing the ultra-wealthy, and wants to "get our country back from the oligarchs." So he appears to be splitting the difference between Hong's style and Cooke's.

Little's victory against state Rep. Kaela Berg and state Sen. Matt Klein will be used as evidence that someone further to the left can win in a moderate area. But it might not be that moderate of an area these days: "The Second Congressional District, just south of the Twin Cities, is the only open House contest in the state," reports The New York Times. After it was won "handily in 2024, it is now considered to favor Democrats."

The upshot: Beware the pundits and their overly tidy extrapolating. Beware the pollsters, who were somewhat blindsided by Hong's defeat. The Democratic Party doesn't seem to have much of a playbook right now, for how to win in the Midwest or for how to win nationally. It's probably smart that they're trialing a bunch of different genres of candidates. It's possibly bad that the answer voters, operatives, and candidates are converging on is that "eat the rich" messaging works—whether it's DSA-flavored or not, the policies that stem from it will hurt us all.

And on the other side of the equation, it's a shame so much of the Republican Party is an exercise in MAGA-fealty. But I suppose, technically speaking, the results of South Carolina's special election—to replace the late Lindsey Graham, which have resulted in the need for a run-off later in the month—are a good example of candidates' imperfect allegiances to Trump not damaging them too much: "All of the main contenders have found themselves out of step with the president at some point—an awkward dilemma that has made his influence in Tuesday's election less firm than usual," notes The Washington Post. "Adding to the uncertainty: Trump's endorsement failed here just two months ago, in the June primary for governor, in which he had to issue a last-minute dual endorsement to avoid an embarrassing loss."

Let's hope we get better options than DSA and MAGA on this 250th year of the great American experiment. There's reason to be optimistic that voters all over the country are pulling the levers for interesting candidates that scramble politicos' narratives. You truly love to see it.


Egyptian-owned ship hit: "Four crew members were killed in an ​attack by Iran-backed Houthis on a cargo ship in the Bab el-Mandeb strait on Tuesday, Yemen's transport ministry said, while the U.S. military said it struck a container ‌ship attempting to sail toward an Iranian port," reports Reuters. "The fatalities aboard the Egyptian-owned Tihamah, if confirmed, would mark the first deaths in a Houthi strike on shipping since the Iran war began on February 28."


Scenes from New York: "In early June, the power went out at Stephanie Hart's bakery on Chicago's South Side, during an intense storm and a suffocating heat wave," reports The New York Times. "Five hundred ice cream bars meant for a restaurant customer had already perished, along with chocolate candies, and $30,000 worth of cakes in her walk-in freezer were at risk. Ms. Hart quickly directed her staff to pack the freezer with dry ice, which cost $1,700. Then she began calling every politician she knew. 'Every good-will thing I've ever done, I called it in,' Ms. Hart said. Finally, it worked: The utility turned her power back on the next day, and her cakes were saved." These types of themes have been playing out with small business owners in New York as well, as they got clobbered by heat waves during the summer months.


QUICK HITS

  • "Prices rose 0.1 percent in July from a month earlier, and 3.4 percent from the previous year on a seasonally adjusted basis, as the war in the Middle East keeps energy prices elevated," reports The New York Times. "Stripping out volatile food and energy prices, the Consumer Price Index rose 2.5 percent over the year, the Labor Department reported Wednesday."

  • "Many Democratic Party candidates emerging on what one might call the populist left are finding success in primaries across the country. But most of them have a shared liability: they were fully on board with the worst excesses and abuses of the 'peak wokeness' that emerged in the wake of George Floyd's 2020 killing, enduring and contaminating most of our institutions for several years after," argues Glenn Greenwald on his Substack. "AOC, on Sunday, went on ABC's morning news program with Jonathan Karl, where she was asked about some of Hong's statements, including her call for 'abolishing prisons' and '[defunding] the police,' policies and phrases that have proven to be deeply unpopular. AOC, who herself aggressively advocated those policies, sought to laughingly dismiss this all as just some momentary, harmless frenzy of 'craziness' that never really meant much and that everyone has all just agreed to move beyond."

  • "Myspace had a human aspect at its core," writes Katherine Dee for UnHerd. "If today's platforms are mostly engagement treadmills, shopping apps, and casinos in which users attempt to become internet celebrities, Myspace belonged to an era when the internet could still be an extension of our offline lives instead of a replacement. That isn't to say Myspace was some pristine, prelapsarian refuge from likes, followers, or the thirst for validation from internet strangers. It had its fair share of catfishing, drama, and compulsive use, too. But on Myspace, you connected with people you already knew, met people nearby, and found events. Your Myspace profile was, as its name suggested, your space: your digital home. Profiles were customizable in a way that social media rarely allows today. You could change the background color, font, and cursor. You could even set a song of your choice to autoplay whenever someone navigated to your profile."

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  1. Fist of Etiquette   2 months ago

    David Crowley beats Francesca Hong...

    They almost did the thing with the last minute surge, though.

    1. Don't look at me! ( Is the war over yet?)   2 months ago

      He lost because of sexism and the patriarchy.

      1. Idaho-Bob   2 months ago

        You left out racism. Black face of white supremacy or some such nonsense.

        1. Fist of Etiquette   2 months ago

          To be honest, it looked like competing ballot dumps. Hong surged but the establishment answered with a volley of its own.

          1. Templeton Ferrari the 3rd (The Commentariat member formerly known as SCOTUS)   2 months ago

            So a battle of fake ballots? I’ll bet an investigation of that election would be fun.

            1. Minadin   2 months ago

              https://x.com/TheCharlesDowns/status/2087499478102163602

            2. Idaho-Bob   2 months ago

              Just wait for the general election. We will all be conspiracy theorists in November.

          2. Dillinger   2 months ago

            no Honda full of votes for Hong.

          3. middlefinger   2 months ago

            The LA mayors competing commies race will be fun. It might take a year to count.

  2. Don't look at me! ( Is the war over yet?)   2 months ago

    Scenes from New York: "In early June, the power went out at Stephanie Hart's bakery on Chicago's South Side,

    This is a doubly stupid story, scenes from New York in Chicago and a power outage blamed on climate change that politicians were able to get the power back on.

    1. But SkyNet is a Private Company   2 months ago

      Libertarians for cultivating transactional favors with politicians and the bureaucracy

      1. NealAppeal   2 months ago

        I'll be honest...if a grandma on oxygen died from asphyxia and heat exhaustion because the cronyism meant the utility focused it's restoration efforts on the one who "deserved" it (who didn't ever consider a power outage scenario) then every Libertarian should be happy.

        All jokes aside. If the utility got your power back on the next day...then there was likely no special treatment. Typical outage restoration times are around 1-2 hours. If there is a major (not catastrophic) storm...1 day would be the longest it takes...with a few outliers here and there.

    2. middlefinger   2 months ago

      So certain get special favors? Is that what this is, the redistribution of energy to “the correct” people. Sounds exactly like DEI and cronyism or the old Soviet Union.

  3. Fist of Etiquette   2 months ago

    It had really seemed like Hong was going to win it all, but it's a huge relief that she didn't.

    Not a relief for people who enjoy clown shows.

  4. JesseAz (RIP CK)   2 months ago

    Hong was up 22 points in polling. And then this happened.

    End Wokeness
    @EndWokeness
    Milwaukee says due to human error, 5 out of 9 USBs were missing election results. Oops!

    https://x.com/EndWokeness/status/2087416004179583140

    So are pollsters bad or are dem voting counters protecting democracy?

    1. Spiritus Mundi   2 months ago

      Both things can be true.

    2. Medulla Oblongata   2 months ago

      Dem establishment knows how to (literally) manufacture the votes. DSA are bratty children in this game.

    3. middlefinger   2 months ago

      There are no polls, unless a few idiots answer their cell phones on an unknown caller. Polling is a jobs program.

      I don’t think the betting markets had a significant amount of money on this race. And the betting markets are now mostly 50/50.

  5. JesseAz (RIP CK)   2 months ago

    Along with massive fines for understanding biology, Australia now allowing 6'3 200 lb men to play in women rugby leagues.

    https://reduxx.info/australian-football-league-permits-63-male-to-play-in-womens-league-despite-complaints/

    1. Don't look at me! ( Is the war over yet?)   2 months ago

      I hope he plays with no mercy.

      1. Dillinger   2 months ago

        she! sheeee! sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

        1. mad.casual   2 months ago

          Good point: No mercy either way.

          Crush women's skulls on the field. If you get a penalty, scream "Quit misgendering me!" and "You're invalidating my identity as a fair sportsperson!"

      2. TrickyVic (old school)   2 months ago

        .

    2. Templeton Ferrari the 3rd (The Commentariat member formerly known as SCOTUS)   2 months ago

      I should move to California and identify as a woman who showers with pro cheerleaders. A very lesbian woman………

    3. TrickyVic (old school)   2 months ago

      The East Germans were way ahead of their time.

    4. middlefinger   2 months ago

      Why is this shit still happening? I’m serious, WTF is going on. Is it the water supply or planned eugenics as in any parent who would sterilize their own child are too stupid to continue in the gene pool. Is it the myriad of “mental health drugs” Pharma and shrinks push to parents who don’t want to raise a child?

    5. mad.casual   2 months ago

      My favorite is the Flying Bats team with the "woman" who is a good foot, if not 18", taller than anyone on the field.

      That's the dude that should be in front of the POTUS forcing shooters to lob rounds into the bucket over their heads.

  6. Fist of Etiquette   2 months ago

    It went for Barack Obama, then it went for Trump in the last three presidential races.

    It's weird that a portion of that voting base noticed they had been abandoned by the party.

  7. Spiritus Mundi   2 months ago

    Remember dear reader, in Reeeeeason's style guide Spanberger is a moderate and Polis a dreamy libertarian.

    1. But SkyNet is a Private Company   2 months ago

      WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK LIZ
      The whole thing reads like a Democrat Leadership Committee Map to Victory press release. We don’t want Any of these supposed “moderates” winning anything.

      1. JesseAz (RIP CK)   2 months ago

        Yeap. 3 pretty positive posts about the dnc winners.

        1. Ajsloss   2 months ago

          And a youtube ad.

      2. charliehall   2 months ago

        I thought that folks like you opppsed socialism.

        1. Templeton Ferrari the 3rd (The Commentariat member formerly known as SCOTUS)   2 months ago

          We do. Unlike you.

        2. Marshal   2 months ago

          Reasonable people want voters to recognize what Dems really want with the expectation they will forthrightly reject socialism.

          Not coincidentally this expectation is also why you try to hide what Dems want.

        3. Medulla Oblongata   2 months ago

          My suspicion is that the races here were between those who openly espouse socialism--nay, even outright communism--and those who are not so stupid as to say that out load.

      3. middlefinger   2 months ago

        Open borders thwart communism

      4. CindyF   2 months ago

        Notice the very slight mention of the Republicans in the races and NOT one mention of their policy positions. Wolfe doesn't want the communists in office, but I suspect she'd vote for either one of them rather than a GOP candidate.

    2. Eeyore   2 months ago

      I'm not gay, but when I see Polis I become even less gay. Is that possible? I go from being comfortable being around gay people to being very homophobic. I go from being a small "l" libertarian to wanting to criminalize gay behavior. Just thinking about Polis does that to me.

      1. JesseAz (RIP CK)   2 months ago

        This amused me greatly. Thank you for this post.

      2. Dillinger   2 months ago

        lolz

      3. middlefinger   2 months ago

        He shouldn’t be anywhere near kids, that’s his look.

  8. JesseAz (RIP CK)   2 months ago

    From it isnt happening to it is happening and we need more.

    Washington state spent 20M on under 200 illegal immigrants Healthcare. Politicians demand more to give more illegals free Healthcare.

    https://washingtonstatestandard.com/2026/08/10/20m-in-long-term-care-money-for-wa-immigrants-to-cover-fewer-than-200-people/

    1. Don't look at me! ( Is the war over yet?)   2 months ago

      You would think doctors and engineers would have health insurance .

      1. Spiritus Mundi   2 months ago

        Evil capitalist take advatange of immigrants and won't provide them with healthcare. That is why need socialized medicine, just like the countries they fled, duh.

      2. Medulla Oblongata   2 months ago

        Or that they could at least sell their food trucks for a tidy profit to pay down some of their bills.

    2. Social Justice is neither   2 months ago

      I'm sure the economy of Seattle will be able to cover it's fair share.

    3. middlefinger   2 months ago

      That’s why the billionaire asset seizures in California

  9. JesseAz (RIP CK)   2 months ago

    Defind the police Mamdani wanted NYPD to escort and protect his wife in countries like Syria.

    https://nypost.com/2026/08/11/us-news/nypd-denies-city-hall-claim-rama-duwaji-will-get-police-escort-on-syria-lebanon-trip/?utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter&utm_campaign=nypost

    1. Idaho-Bob   2 months ago

      Not about Mamdani's wife, but this caught my attention:

      “The NYPD does not send officers to countries with level four travel advisories for discretionary reasons not linked to investigative work,” an NYPD spokesperson insisted early Tuesday.

      So many questions...

      1. Templeton Ferrari the 3rd (The Commentariat member formerly known as SCOTUS)   2 months ago

        I’m guessing the average NYPd beat cop would love to push Mamdani down an elevator shaft.

    2. HorseConch   2 months ago

      At this point what difference does it make?

    3. charliehall   2 months ago

      Mamdani rejects defunding police.

      Mamdani draws line with DSA on police and prisons amid continued ties https://share.google/3Cm6GHpotwY76H0Th

      1. Templeton Ferrari the 3rd (The Commentariat member formerly known as SCOTUS)   2 months ago

        Cool story, pinko.

  10. Fist of Etiquette   2 months ago

    Four crew members were killed in an ​attack by Iran-backed Houthis on a cargo ship...

    Hard to believe there isn't an honest-to-Allah coalition of nations in the region fed up enough with Iran at this point to finish things.

    1. EISTAU Gree-Vance   2 months ago

      I would think the locals can handle it from here.

  11. JesseAz (RIP CK)   2 months ago

    Why do they keep trying this?


    Zach Kraft
    @ZachKraft7
    RIP "Republicans for Talarico"

    The Talarico campaign is now officially distancing themselves from the failed group after it was exposed to be made up of lifelong Democrats.

    https://x.com/ZachKraft7/status/2086888620204429778

    1. Spiritus Mundi   2 months ago

      Because it works on people like the 'editors' at Reeeeason. Same reason they still do pre-election polling.

      When it comes to controlling human beings, there is no better instrument than lies. Because you see, humans live by beliefs. And beliefs can be manipulated. The power to manipulate beliefs is the only thing that counts.

      1. Don't look at me! ( Is the war over yet?)   2 months ago

        Bullseye.

  12. Spiritus Mundi   2 months ago

    Beware the pundits and their overly tidy extrapolating.

    How are you unaware that polls are propoganda ment to suppress voter turn out by conservatives?

    Maybe you will kick the football next time Charlie Brown.

    1. JesseAz (RIP CK)   2 months ago

      I thought that's what big L candidates were for. Reason used to brag about the spoiler votes.

  13. Fist of Etiquette   2 months ago

    The utility turned her power back on the next day, and her cakes were saved.

    Wait, the storm didn't knock her power out, the utility company had it turned off? Anyway, invest in a generator.

    1. middlefinger   2 months ago

      It’s now a lawsuit racket every time there’s a storm or high winds. The lawyers were getting millions and millions for every downed power line (see Colorado). Insurance on power companies has skyrocketed so they turn it off.

      The leftists who championed the lawsuits (additionally an unreliable grid because climate change) are now freaking out over power outages.

  14. Fist of Etiquette   2 months ago

    ...they were fully on board with the worst excesses and abuses of the 'peak wokeness' that emerged in the wake of George Floyd's 2020 killing, enduring and contaminating most of our institutions for several years after...

    Institutions like the corporate media that might otherwise hammer them to account for their previous dipshittery?

  15. Fist of Etiquette   2 months ago

    But on Myspace, you connected with people you already knew, met people nearby, and found events.

    We're in the "myspace miss me yet" era already? It would have acquired the soul-crushing algorithm eventually.

    1. BYODB   2 months ago

      Facebook pulled a bait and switch.

      Back when it started, you had to have an .EDU email address to sign up, which meant the only people using it were your peers in college so people used it plan parties and such in a place where no parents or, we thought, administrators could see it. It's a big reason most of the people I knew swapped over to Facebook from Myspace in the first place.

      I suspect it was a fun place for school administrators to stalk attractive students though. I'm very sure that's what my boss in college used it for, and he was at least 20 or 30 years older than them. Creepy.

      1. Templeton Ferrari the 3rd (The Commentariat member formerly known as SCOTUS)   2 months ago

        So you’re saying his taste in women has been consistent for the last forty years?

      2. Dillinger   2 months ago

        >>he was at least 20 or 30 years older than them

        an old gf of mine fell prey to her senior year HS English teacher but this dude would catch them right after graduation he was 52 & she was 19 and to make it happen he was "cheating on" a 21 y.o. from the same school two grades ahead of her

      3. Its_Not_Inevitable   2 months ago

        "That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age,"

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wknywxfcE5M

  16. Fist of Etiquette   2 months ago

    Hong's Swan Song

    Not sure why this wasn't So Long, Hong but whatever.

    1. Don't look at me! ( Is the war over yet?)   2 months ago

      Hong got the Gong.

      1. Idaho-Bob   2 months ago

        I think Hong’s comments on Whiteness were the major chink in her armor. Progressives say it was biased coverage and yellow journalism with a partisan slant, but Dems gave both camps the side-eye, saw that socialism was a slippery slope, and decided to nip her campaign in the bud.

        1. Don't look at me! ( Is the war over yet?)   2 months ago

          Hong was Wrong.

          1. Ajsloss   2 months ago

            The chinaman is not the issue!

          2. JesseAz (RIP CK)   2 months ago

            Hong is Jd Vances alter ego??

            1. Templeton Ferrari the 3rd (The Commentariat member formerly known as SCOTUS)   2 months ago

              I consider it likely that Hung is Tony’s alter ego.

              1. JesseAz (RIP CK)   2 months ago

                He is Chinese. Definitely not Hung.

        2. Rocinante   2 months ago

          Or they didn’t want to stick their vote in crazy.

          1. Social Justice is neither   2 months ago

            But they're Democrats, that's what they do.

            1. Rick James   2 months ago

              No, that's what Reason does... strategically and reluctantly, of course.

        3. Marshal   2 months ago

          I think it was more the desire to eliminate the President and Senate showing she wants to end the Constitution. There's just no way to reframe that as extreme and anti-constitution, and amusing contradiction for a party constantly whining about unconstitutional acts. The anti-Thanksgiving nonsense shows she's a typical anti-American leftist which most rank and rile Dems are not, at least those in Wisconsin instead of NYC. In other words, she's exactly what anti-leftists have been saying what the left is.

          By contrast anti-white racism is pervasive among Dems (universal among public Dems) and rank and file Dems seem to largely give it a pass as meaningless performance art when it becomes public.

      2. Medulla Oblongata   2 months ago

        Tried to work Long Duk Dong into that somehow but didn't manage to get a good combo.

        1. TrickyVic (old school)   2 months ago

          No more yanky my wanky.

    2. Outlaw Josey Wales   2 months ago

      Hong Sung Blue?

      1. Medulla Oblongata   2 months ago

        That's the winner.

      2. Dillinger   2 months ago

        sweepin' on my piwwow?

      3. EISTAU Gree-Vance   2 months ago

        Haha. Glad I scrolled down. Although I was gonna go with Hong Song Blue, which is a little catchier if I do say so myself.

    3. mad.casual   2 months ago

      Asian Woman Fails to Drive Political Turnout.

  17. JesseAz (RIP CK)   2 months ago

    Why fraud will continue. No prison time for even massive fraud.

    https://justthenews.com/government/federal-agencies/she-pleaded-guilty-defrauding-usaid-funded-nonprofit-now-shell-pay

    1. charliehall   2 months ago

      "No prison time for even massive fraud."

      Trump going to the White House rather than the Big House is an example of this.

      1. Templeton Ferrari the 3rd (The Commentariat member formerly known as SCOTUS)   2 months ago

        No, people like you being allowed to live is an example of this.

  18. JesseAz (RIP CK)   2 months ago

    Dems are feeling pain of less graft. Planning to rebuke the sources of the graft.

    https://www.notus.org/agencies/ex-biden-officials-are-planning-how-to-build-back-the-government-post-doge

    1. Rick James   2 months ago

      Reason should do an article on this. You know, to explain away how the party that is often strategically and reluctantly supported can rebuild something that was never torn down in the first place.

      Shorter: Someone is lying.

    2. middlefinger   2 months ago

      In (EU style) global government YIMBY world U.S. taxpayers don’t have to worry about a currency or spending.

      Financial statements and math are a social construct

  19. BYODB   2 months ago


    This is all a bit of a surprise: Polls did not anticipate this good of a performance from Crowley.

    You fucked up, you trusted them.

    If it isn't obvious by now, political polling is terribly non-predictive so publications that keep citing these numbers are trying to bend opinion not report on it.

  20. Mickey Rat   2 months ago

    "She's portraying herself as an everywoman in a campaign season where that type of Democrat has been hotly desired by operatives, but she legitimately seems a helluvalot better than, say, Maine's disgraced Graham Platner."

    We want to get fooled again.

    1. Don't look at me! ( Is the war over yet?)   2 months ago

      When you turn it up to 11, then 9 doesn’t seem so bad.

      1. Ajsloss   2 months ago

        Why don't you just make 10 louder?

        1. Medulla Oblongata   2 months ago

          Allen decides that he wants more
          He stabs real hard at the volume knob and turns it up to four

    2. creech   2 months ago

      Probably will get fooled again. GOP is whistling through the graveyard if it thinks it will lose less than 30 seats in November. Iran war, cost of living and Trump's juvenile behavior is going to energize the Dems to vote everyone living and dead that they can.

      1. EISTAU Gree-Vance   2 months ago

        Lol. Yeah, they weren’t “energized” at all 2 years ago.

        Idiot.

  21. Sevo, 5-30-24, embarrassment   2 months ago

    "...Polls did not anticipate this good of a performance from Crowley..."

    Anyone else see a trend here?

    1. Medulla Oblongata   2 months ago

      "Vice President Kamala Harris has expanded her lead over Republican nominee and former president Donald Trump in two national polls.

      "With just over a week to go until Election Day, the latest ABC News/Ipsos and Big Village polls gave Harris a slightly bigger lead than their surveys earlier in October.

      "The latest ABC News/Ipsos poll has Harris leading by four points among likely voters, with 51 percent support compared to Trump's 47 percent."

    2. Minadin   2 months ago

      The polls had disgraced former squad member Cori Bush leading incumbent Rep Wesley Bell by 5 or 6 points in my neighboring district. She lost by 22%. 59-37.

    3. middlefinger   2 months ago

      The Democrats need some fundraising and property owners to support their abolishment of property rights?

  22. Social Justice is neither   2 months ago

    So now the coverage of Libertarians for common sense communism...

  23. TrickyVic (old school)   2 months ago

    Hey Canada, We will trade you Minnesota for Alberta.

    1. Idaho-Bob   2 months ago

      Idaho approves!!!

      1. Eeyore   2 months ago

        I think British Columbia needs to go up a chunk of it's land so Alberta can become Northern Idaho. How exactly did Idaho end up so narrow up north? I don't know my history obviously.

        1. Idaho-Bob   2 months ago

          Idaho’s panhandle exists because of 19th-century congressional decisions when organizing Western territories. Lawmakers wanted the new Idaho Territory to extend north to the Canadian border, and they used the crest of the Bitterroot Mountains and the 117th meridian as geographic dividers when carving neighboring Montana and Washington.

    2. Templeton Ferrari the 3rd (The Commentariat member formerly known as SCOTUS)   2 months ago

      I had extended family in town last month for my communist aunt’s funeral. Two of my cousins were there, both very socialist. The older one lives near Rochester, MN. They invited me to come visit them there.

      I do think they appreciated the obvious look of horror on my face.

      1. rbike   2 months ago

        Iowa approves also.

    3. Eeyore   2 months ago

      Way better deal than a merger.

      We should also give Mexico the state of California as reparations for having taken Texas away from them.

  24. Dillinger   2 months ago

    >>Because Francesca Hong seemed like an Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez-esque character: a socialist bartender and chef, with good political instincts, who seemed to come out of nowhere.

    no. the only similarities between these two is they were unqualified media-propped chicks. I mean I guess if you key on seemed you technically can't be incorrect but seemed leaves you open to ridicule re: your analyzation skills

  25. Dillinger   2 months ago

    >>Crowley is decently pro-business and comparatively moderate for a Democrat. He will certainly be a welcome improvement over Hong, who felt like a blast from the woke past (wanting to cancel Thanksgiving!)

    welcome improvement for your Wisconsin vote? blast from the woke past as though woke ended? dafuq is your premise compass today?

    1. Murray Rothtard   2 months ago

      the premise is very simple: no socialist on the ballot is an improvement over having one on the ballot. you are pretending there's a candidate endorsement here where none has been proposed.

      having cancer in one organ would be an improvement over having cancer in all your organs. it would still be cancer, and it would still suck.

      1. Dillinger   2 months ago

        "He will certainly be a welcome improvement over Hong" is a ringing endorsement not a comparison in suck

      2. Dillinger   2 months ago

        >>Cooke ... doesn't seem to be that kind of Democrat. She seems like a straight shooter in a district that probably needs that type of candidate.

        same thing, Murray. this is a ringing endorsement.

        1. Murray Rothtard   2 months ago

          idk man. Gonna have to agree to disagree. To me an endorsement is more...

          "____ would be a great Congressman"
          or
          "you should vote for ____"

          the author doesn't even express a shred of hope or desire for Cooke to win the general election. but you can do you.

          1. JesseAz (RIP CK)   2 months ago

            And your thoughts on candidates Spanberger or Sherril during election seasons? Bet you fell for their bullshit too.

      3. JesseAz (RIP CK)   2 months ago

        The fact you think pretending youre not a socialist makes you not a socialist is hilarious.

        How many times have you fallen for the fake Dem X is a Moderate?

        1. Murray Rothtard   2 months ago

          well, i've never voted for a Democrat, due to my opposition to wealth redistribution, so i hear your point.

          but i reject the premise that they are all the same enemy, i think there's a spectrum, and i think the explicit DSA ones like Mamdani are the worst.

          if we are going to be rightfully bothered by explicit socialists winning primaries, it makes sense to me to be slightly pleased when they lose one.

          1. Marshal   2 months ago

            Right, it at least suggests even many Dems won't vote for socialists when they understand that is what they are voting for. That's why incremental socialists like Obama are the bigger long term threat.

            1. TrickyVic (old school)   2 months ago

              Never underestimate the ability of a democrat to hold their nose and vote the party line.

              As much as Carville was screaming about socialist,

              https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/carville-backing-el-sayed-against-clown-rogers/ar-AA29Rd6T?ocid=msedgdhp&pc=DCTS&cvid=6a7b53fe656e44b0bbb7c2a0f7e98e11&cvpid=88fbbf288658415bfb5c76cc38853243&ei=71

          2. JesseAz (RIP CK)   2 months ago

            Is that because you live in Chicago so you can pretend to have a protest vote? My guess is yes.

    2. Medulla Oblongata   2 months ago

      https://townhall.com/news/amy-curtis/2026/08/12/david-crowley-wants-unity-with-francesca-hong-and-embraces-her-plan-to-defund-the-police-n2681120

      There is no daylight between Democrat David Crowley, who won a narrow win in last night's Wisconsin governor primary, and his socialist opponent Francesca Hong. That's not us saying it, either. Crowley himself said that his policies closely align with Hong's radical ones that support abolishing the U.S. Senate, ending Milwaukee's school choice program, and raising Wisconsin's tax rate to the highest in the nation.

      He's even campaigning with Hong on a supposed "unity tour."

  26. Dillinger   2 months ago

    >>These types of themes have been playing out with small business owners in New York as well, as they got clobbered by heat waves during the summer months.

    the Brotherhood doesn't want small business owners in New York.

  27. Rick James   2 months ago

    This is all a bit of a surprise: Polls did not anticipate this good of a performance from Crowley. When Hong had been surging, "Crowley had suspended his campaign in early July only to jump back in a few weeks later shortly after Wisconsin Lt. Gov. Sara Rodriguez was forced to leave the race amid a campaign finance scandal," reports Politico.

    You can color me shocked. Everything I was hearing as of 48 hours ago was that polls showed Hong as the likely winner.

  28. Rick James   2 months ago

    Every good-will thing I've ever done, I called it in,' Ms. Hart said. Finally, it worked: The utility turned her power back on the next day, and her cakes were saved."

    Just regular folks, with a whole batch of politicians in her rolodex that owe her favors...

    1. Dillinger   2 months ago

      ya that story didn't ring as nicely as Ms. Hart probably thinks it does

      1. Rick James   2 months ago

        I know it's Chicago and urban dwellers and all the attendant mental limitations that come with that, but it should occur to Ms. Hart that... in the future, when you know you live in a "The Future is Actually Good" Urban Enclave where the infrastructure fails any time a breeze blows, a generator might be in her future. And if she knows politicians (plural) with whom she's got stacked good-will points, I suspect she could afford one big enough to run one of her freezer/walkins.

        1. Don't look at me! ( Is the war over yet?)   2 months ago

          Ms Hart needs to check her privilege.

        2. Dillinger   2 months ago

          "your lack of foresight is not my emergency" is one of my favorite signs

        3. Murray Rothtard   2 months ago

          agreed she needs to stfu and buy a generator. One of my best buddies runs a storm response team in Chicago for ComEd, our electric utility, and this entire story smells like bullshit.

          Its most likely she bitched to her politicians, they did nothing, ComEd got her power restored exactly when they would have anyways, and her politicians took credit and said "you're welcome" and now she thinks she has clout.

          1. Medulla Oblongata   2 months ago

            That was my best guess, too. Well expressed.

  29. Medulla Oblongata   2 months ago

    "eat the rich"

    Covetousness is an ugly, evil emotion.

    1. Dillinger   2 months ago

      I do like Motorhead tho'

  30. Medulla Oblongata   2 months ago

    Still have never watched more than a few seconds of WNBA play, e.g., ESPN sports-center mentions, or fun things like Cunningham's finger pointing episode...

    "A WNBA player was ejected for clotheslining Sophie Cunningham during a game, then doubled down by invoking "white privilege" to justify the flagrant foul. What's remarkable is that Cunningham's own coach defended the player who leveled her - a stunning display of woke ideology trumping basic fairness and player safety.

    Then DiJonai Carrington tired to backtrack on the first tweet with a Harris-like verbal salad of nonsense.

    https://x.com/DijonaiVictoria/status/2086912218457862229

    I’ve never once claimed that the assessment of the foul was white privilege (that was your assumption). Try exercising your critical thinking skills, I know you studied psych. Furthermore, I’m the LAST thing from ignorant or asinine when it comes to speaking on “white privilege”, do ya research on that one. I actually went to school, one of the top universities might I add, to educate myself on this exact subject. I would never use that term as a rhetorical weapon knowing the historical and social weight it holds without having the proper evidence to substantiate it.

    1. mad.casual   2 months ago

      I actually went to school, one of the top universities might I add, to educate myself on this exact subject.

      "Shaq a big strong man outside, but soft inside. Shaq hate bullies. Everyone calling Shaq dumb, but Shaq not dumb. I have a doctorate. DiJonai Carrington is the dumb one. DiJonai prolly think 'doctorate' is a girl doctor. Shaq a boy doctor."

  31. Medulla Oblongata   2 months ago

    Because if your daughter is raped, she'll get over it...

    https://x.com/foxnewspolitics/status/2086838773212659717

    In an interview with NBC 4 Los Angeles, anchor Conan Nolan posed pointed questions to Democratic Socialists of America (DSA) National Political Committee Member Frances Gill on the topics of law enforcement, immigration and the movement's other far-left proposals.

    […]

    "What we really want to see is a horizon where folks are not reliant on armed enforcement to meet our public safety needs," Gill conceded.

    "Right, but it says 'defund police' on your website — that's your goal — and also to get rid of prisons and jails, correct?" he pressed, to which Gill answered affirmatively.

    "So if my daughter is assaulted and raped, is there any agency that would seek to find her assailant and bring him to justice?" asked Nolan.

    "Of course, yeah of course—" said Gill before the host jumped back in with a follow-up question.

    "What would it be if not police and where would he be if not a jail?" asked Nolan.

    "So I guess I really want to avoid getting caught into these hypotheticals and talk about the reality that we're actually facing right now," Gill dodged.

    That reality, she said, is the city spending "outrageous amounts on police and policing," instead of addressing real issues plaguing Los Angeles. She suggested that the lack of street lights, substance abuse treatment and mental healthcare are all contributing to a lack of public safety and rise in crime.

    1. mad.casual   2 months ago

      So I guess I really want to avoid getting caught into these hypotheticals

      But if a Republican dares suggest that the stress of rape can cause failure to implant or a miscarriage... whooo boy will that motherfucker and any Republican that ever shared a stage with him get pilloried with "hypotheticals".

  32. TrickyVic (old school)   2 months ago

    """What we really want to see is a horizon where folks are not reliant on armed enforcement to meet our public safety needs," Gill conceded."'

    Sure, in theory. But in reality, it's a pipe dream from the naive.

    Some people understand our society likes to say fuck you to the authority trying to enforce those rules. If you really want to enforce a rule, it may come down to doing at the point of a gun. Even socialists know this and have historically practiced it well.

    1. rbike   2 months ago

      Just self fund your own defense. Not really looking forward to dishing out justice, but I will if it proves necessary.

  33. Mike Parsons   2 months ago

    "But most of them have a shared liability: they were fully on board with the worst excesses and abuses of the 'peak wokeness' that emerged in the wake of George Floyd's 2020 killing"

    Ya, this is such a "we have always been at war with eastasia" move. As if you werent all fucking 1000% on board that train and shoveling coal in as fast as you could. The woke clowns (the squad, the DSA, most of the democrat party) were not only pushing all of the most ridiculous authoritarian shit, half of which was detached from reality, but its not like "woke 1.0 was crazy" even makes sense temporally. You werent pushing the shit 10 years ago and now we are looking back with some sobriety, you were pushing it *LAST FUCKING WEEK*.

    This is the laziest rebrand I have ever seen. Its not true in any measurable way that they learned their lesson from it and moved on, this has all of the marks of the normal Clinton esque DNC think tank poll tested answer. "OK people are calling us retards again, and no one seems to care about being called racist...I know! Lets say "ya that woke stuff was crazy, lets focus on class only amirite?!" as if AOC wasn't on a podcast less than a month ago pushing all of the most rabid Ibram X Kendi anti-racist talking points.

    Kamala is for they/them was the albatross that woke 1.0 *continues* to represent, and we arent going to let you get away with "man that sure was crazy right guys?!"

    1. Mike Parsons   2 months ago

      for temporal reference:

      AOC was on with Ilana Glazer 3 months ago pushing the most insane anti-racist slop, and was on the Majority Report with noted commie Emma Vigeland like a week ago, pushing all of the woke anti racist globohomo commie slop.

      Ask any of them now if men (aka trans women) should be allowed in womens sports, and they will have the identical answer now as they did during "woke 1.0". Ask them "hey DEI and affirmative action was a bit of a fucking scam shitshow wasnt it?" and see if their opinion now is any different than during St Floyds riots.

      1. JesseAz (RIP CK)   2 months ago

        This is reason. They fall for every DNC rebrand/mask.

  34. mad.casual   2 months ago

    Scenes from New York: "In early June, the power went out at Stephanie Hart's bakery on Chicago's South Side, during an intense storm and a suffocating heat wave," reports The New York Times. "Five hundred ice cream bars meant for a restaurant customer had already perished, along with chocolate candies, and $30,000 worth of cakes in her walk-in freezer were at risk.

    Scenes from outside New York:

    Let them eat cake! The Great Feeder Cricket Shortage: Why Supply Chains Are Empty—And How Carolina Crickets Keeps Zoos and Pet Parents Stocked

    So much for pods, walkable cities, windmills, and cricket paste.

  35. MWAocdoc   2 months ago

    "Crowley is decently pro-business"

    Big whoopedy-doo. I don't want pro-business officials any more than I want anti-business officials. And I do not prefer machine politician officials any more than I want socialist outsider officials. What I want is officials who perform the minimum tasks assigned to government under the Constitution competently. When the two-party election system dies and is replaced with a "representative of my choice" election system, then and only then will I start to care who is running again.

    1. Sevo, 5-30-24, embarrassment   2 months ago

      "...When the two-party election system dies and is replaced with a "representative of my choice" election system, then and only then will I start to care who is running..."

      Typical of ignoramuses who refuse to (or are incapable of) making intelligent comparisons.
      You, asswipe, are the reason we end up with the Obamas of the world, and your crowing about it suggests you're proud to be an imbecile.

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