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Iran

New Attacks in Hormuz

Plus: a different type of pizzagate, Kevin Warsh as the new Jerome Powell, and more...

Liz Wolfe | 5.14.2026 9:31 AM

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The Strait of Hormuz sees more attacks: "In the latest incident on the trade route, an Indian cargo vessel carrying livestock from Africa to the United Arab Emirates was sunk on Thursday in waters off the coast of Oman," reports Reuters. All 14 crew members were rescued. But in a separate incident, "British maritime ​security agency UKMTO reported on Thursday that 'unauthorised personnel' had boarded a ship anchored off the coast of the United Arab Emirates port of Fujairah, and were steering it towards Iran." Japanese and Chinese tankers have successfully brokered deals with Iranian authorities to pass through this week, with Chinese shipping companies in particular becoming rather obsequious toward Iran in a bid to ensure safety.

For a while during the war, an average of eight ships had been passing through the strait daily, down from a daily average of 130 prior to tensions escalating. Now, it's rebounded a bit: roughly 30 ships have passed through between Wednesday evening and now. But Iran is very much in control, and one must curry favor with it to guarantee safe passage. President Donald Trump's attempt last week to shepherd ships through fell flat and was paused indefinitely.

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Now Trump's strategy appears to hinge on getting China "to play a more active role in getting Iran to walk away from what they're doing now," Secretary of State Marco Rubio told reporters aboard Air Force One as they traveled to meet Chinese leader Xi Jinping in Beijing.

But "this is not how President Trump wanted to arrive in China," notes The New York Times' David E. Sanger. "When he delayed his long-awaited trip to Beijing by six weeks, Mr. Trump was betting he would arrive in Beijing this week having forced the Iranians to capitulate to his demands. He anticipated that by now the shattered Iranian leadership would have agreed to turn over its nuclear stockpile, forgo its atomic ambitions and reopen the Strait of Hormuz. The message to President Xi Jinping would have been clear: Chinese declarations of a superpower in decline were premature."

None of this ended up happening. Instead, Trump's "Project Freedom" failed; war in Iran has been sort of stopped, but with very few American objectives achieved; and the Strait of Hormuz is mostly controlled by Iran, with Chinese shipping vessels able to get through by allying more closely with our adversaries (at least for now). It's also a bit awkward for Xi: He has not come to Iran's aid in a significant way. His global ambitions appear to be at least part bluster.

It's not clear how Trump hopes to influence Xi. He's brought his CEO buddies (Tesla's Elon Musk, Apple's Tim Cook, and Goldman Sachs' David Solomon) to the summit with him. China hawks have mostly disappeared within the administration. He doesn't have a ton of leverage, and the chief negotiator leading up to the Beijing summit has been Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent, not Marco Rubio, signaling the degree to which tariffs are the primary focus. There had been thought that Trump would take this moment to try to begin negotiations on nuclear weapons control, but China signaled that "there is no reason to enter negotiations with Washington and Moscow until Beijing has an arsenal comparable to those of the two other powers" and that a new accord would be a non-starter. So now Trump needs to figure out what the future of the Iran war and the Strait of Hormuz looks like, and it's not clear that China will be any help at all. Good luck.


Scenes from New York: I'm still in Texas, but I must interrupt our programming with an urgent update on how the state might ruin New York pizza.

Before Gov. Kathy Hochul is a bill, already passed by state legislators, called the Food Safety and Chemical Disclosure Act, which would ban potassium bromate, propylparaben, and Red Dye No. 3 from food. But bromated flour is a big part of why New York pizza and bagels are so good: It makes dough springy and stretchy, making the finished product light and airy. Almost all commercial bakeries use it.

"Bromate, when applied within the prescribed limits (15-30ppm), is completely used up during the bake leaving no trace in the finished product," notes King Arthur, the baking company (not the man). "However, if too much is used, or the bread is not baked long enough or at a high enough temperature, then a residual amount will remain." Regulators are worried specifically about links between bromate and cancer, since scientists in the '80s linked the ingredient to tumors in rats, and are now seeking bans akin to those already found in the European Union and Canada. Some bakers have already switched over, but unbromated flour is about twice as pricey as its equivalent, creating a less-consistent product.

If I can choose between dying at 75 after a lifetime of pizza eating and dying at 80 or 85 having been deprived myself of one of life's great pleasures, I know exactly what I'd choose. (And I'm reminded of the great line from Girls, yelled by Jemima Kirke during a brutal fight with her husband-for-three-weeks: "I am going to look 50 when I'm 30! I am going to be so fucking fat, like Nico! And you know why? That's because I'm going to be full of experiences.") Whether it's cancer or obesity, something's gonna get us all at some point. I'm not sure the state should ruin all that is good and holy in an attempt to extend the lives of its subjects.


QUICK HITS

  • The Senate just confirmed Kevin Warsh as the new chair of the Federal Reserve. We'll see what Warsh is like in practice, but he seems pretty likely to do whatever Trump asks.
  • The president "has green-lighted the sale of advanced AI chips to Beijing, even as Congress warned about espionage risks," notes Politico. "He signed off on a deal to allow Chinese-founded TikTok to continue operating in the U.S., despite intelligence concerns. And his National Defense Strategy abandoned tough rhetoric on China for a more conciliatory tone as the administration focuses on protecting the homeland."
  • I can't believe it took me until now to realize that Robert F. Kennedy Jr. wrote a children's book on St. Francis of Assisi. I like that our favorite bear-dumping-in-Central-Park/divorced/addict/affair-having falconer now in charge of massive swaths of the health bureaucracy takes his patron saint so seriously.
  • Very cool:

In adults, limiting smartphone functionality to texting and calls and blocking all social media and mobile internet for 2 weeks significantly improved attention, self-reported well-being and mental health. 90% of participants experienced a benefit. pic.twitter.com/fkkbx780hz

— Diana S. Fleischman (@sentientist) May 13, 2026

  • There's a lot of parenting discourse happening now, set off by a new mom talking about whether she could leave her baby asleep in their Japanese lodgings and go down the block to a restaurant, bringing the monitor with her:

Also, there's a lot of grey area that we're not prepared to deal with. Do these people think cps should be called on a 6-year-old who walks to the nearby bodega by himself? What about the 8-year-old using the subway or bus on his own? What about the mom who hires a 12-year-old to… https://t.co/1gmAPM8Jmm

— Liz Wolfe (@LizWolfeReason) May 13, 2026

In very Aella fashion, the mom in question has started polling followers on where they draw the lines:

parents: imagine you're good friends with the neighbors 2 doors down. would you put your baby down for the night and go neighbor's house for a drink if you brought the baby monitor?

— Romy (@Romy_Holland) May 12, 2026

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  1. Fist of Etiquette   2 months ago

    In the latest incident on the trade route, an Indian cargo vessel carrying livestock from Africa to the United Arab Emirates was sunk on Thursday in waters off the coast of Oman...

    That's not surf and turf!

    1. Fist of Etiquette   2 months ago

      Maybe its cargo was seahorses.

      1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   2 months ago

        What would PETA do?

    2. Fist of Etiquette   2 months ago

      Why am I getting the passive voice on this anyway?

      1. mad.casual   2 months ago

        Because otherwise the narrative that Trump is a reckless idiot standing on board any given destroyer commanding them to fire on any moving vessel, ally or foe, who may be within a 5,000 mi. radius might seem dubious. Duh.

        1. JesseAz (RIP CK)   2 months ago

          This guy Reasons.

    3. Quicktown Brix   2 months ago

      Indian cargo vessel carrying livestock from Africa to the United Arab Emirates was sunk

      Hold my beer.
      --Noah

  2. Don't look at me! ( Is the war over yet?)   2 months ago

    would you put your baby down for the night and go neighbor's house for a drink if you brought the baby monitor?

    Depends. What are we drinking?

  3. Fist of Etiquette   2 months ago

    The message to President Xi Jinping would have been clear: Chinese declarations of a superpower in decline were premature.

    Now most he can do is gloat over their shitty missiles.

    1. mad.casual   2 months ago

      For a writer working at a rag that struggles to generate an honest perception of getting the date right, that paragraph was an awful lot of Cerebro-enhanced, Professor X, Omega-level-mutant global mind reading.

  4. Don't look at me! ( Is the war over yet?)   2 months ago

    The Strait of Hormuz sees more attacks:

    Why doesn’t anyone mention the gays of Hormuz?

    1. Zeb   2 months ago

      Shouldn't that be "gayghs"?

      1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   2 months ago

        Shout it from the rooftops!

        Oh, wait...

  5. Fist of Etiquette   2 months ago

    Before Gov. Kathy Hochul is a bill, already passed by state legislators, called the Food Safety and Chemical Disclosure Act, which would ban potassium bromate, propylparaben, and Red Dye No. 3 from food.

    Next thing you know you're going to find a dead bear in New York's trunk.

    1. JesseAz (RIP CK)   2 months ago

      Oh my god, he did the meme!

    2. Super Scary   2 months ago

      All this talk about Red 40, turns out there are 39 others.

      1. Social Justice is neither   2 months ago

        Isn't Red 40 just a description of Sarc's used bottles?

        1. JesseAz (RIP CK)   2 months ago

          Or Molly's total work week hours.

          1. SCOTUS gave JeffSarc a big sad   2 months ago

            Or the number of anonymous men who sodomize Molly (Tony) at his local bath house every week.

    3. Ajsloss   2 months ago

      As long as the bear doesn't escape the trunk.

      1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   2 months ago

        Why? Do bears cause cancer?

        1. Outlaw Josey Wales   2 months ago

          The main concern is random maulings that happen when the bear escapes from the trunk, unbeknownst to the driver. The question of the car owner's responsibility for the bear's behavior, even though the car owner had no idea the bear had snuck into his/her/thems trunk, is still open for debate.

          Unless you are Robert Kennedy, clearly he had a bear escape-proof trunk and the poor bear died after sneaking into the wrong trunk before he could maul an unsuspecting victim.

          1. JesseAz (RIP CK)   2 months ago

            https://reason.com/podcast/2021/10/25/freedom-responsibility-and-coronavirus-policy/?comments=true#comment-9176512

            1. Chuck P. (Now with less Sarc more snark)   2 months ago

              102521 - Never forget!

  6. Fist of Etiquette   2 months ago

    The president "has green-lighted the sale of advanced AI chips to Beijing, even as Congress warned about espionage risks..."

    Well, I suppose Congress' word is as good as the deep state's.

  7. mad.casual   2 months ago

    Weaponization of cps (and threatening cps involvement in a cavalier, bullying way) is one of the absolute worst trends of the last few decades. There's a lot of grey area that's just *hard* to sift through. CPS should be used for genuinely abusive and neglectful situations. We've entirely lost the plot.

    Damned manosphere.

    1. Outlaw Josey Wales   2 months ago

      Toxic Karenasculinity

  8. Ajsloss   2 months ago

    President Donald Trump's attempt last week to shepherd ships through fell flat and was paused indefinitely.

    Wait, was that really a link to wikipedia?

    1. Ajsloss   2 months ago

      Couldn't find the clip, so you'll just have to use your imagination. Picture Comic Book Guy sitting on the bus, stating "Legend and Wikipedia have it..."

    2. JesseAz (RIP CK)   2 months ago

      I still remember when this was a forever war.

      1. Ajsloss   2 months ago

        We were always at war with the tariffs.

        1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   2 months ago

          Eastasia tariffs or Eurasia tariffs?

          1. JesseAz (RIP CK)   2 months ago

            Only US tariffs.

            1. Chuck P. (Now with less Sarc more snark)   2 months ago

              Remember to bring this up during the Two Minutes Hate.

      2. Kungpowderfinger   2 months ago

        I remember when DJT eliminated their leadership, and there were cheers the world over from Iranian expats, and the Iranian people were going to establish a new government.

        Did something change? Or was that all horseshit?

        1. JesseAz (RIP CK)   2 months ago

          You are seeing 2 things.

          The final flailing of the IRGC who ended up more ingrained in all levers of their government.

          Transition of power from the mullahs to the political peg.

          You can continue to hear from the expats and citizens inside the country discussing things.

          Quds force is in disarray, which is why they accelerated hangings. Yet the population still protests daily. They continue to tell Israel and US of locations of the regime in the regimes attempt to clamp down on civilians.

          Or buy into the corporate media here that Iran is winning. Do you.

          The regime and the IRGC are weaker than they ever have been and democrats seem desperate to ensure they dont lose full power. Maybe ask why. They seem to want a new North Korea.

          1. Chuck P. (Now with less Sarc more snark)   2 months ago

            Fairfax County is all in for Iran. On Friday they were in the median on Route 7 waving a giant Iranian flag with a big sign about bombing babies.

            1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   2 months ago

              I bet the mean age of that group was "I was at Woodstock".

  9. Fist of Etiquette   2 months ago

    In adults, limiting smartphone functionality to texting and calls and blocking all social media and mobile internet for 2 weeks significantly improved attention, self-reported well-being and mental health.

    My call and texting algorithms annoy me just as much.

    1. windycityattorney   2 months ago

      More people should have bought Trump's gold phone. You won't have to worry about internet or social media. [Or making a phone call or receiving a text].

  10. JesseAz (RIP CK)   2 months ago

    Why do we keep allowing this shit from foreign nationals, especially china.

    https://www.foxnews.com/us/feds-say-woman-tried-extort-nba-team-owner-fake-sex-videos-one-night-stand

    Foreign groups have been using our civil judicial system for enrichment and fraud.

    This story is nuts.

    Goes after an NBA owner. AI photos as blackmail. Says she will destroy him. Asks for a billion in compensation.

    And if course she works for a Chinese government linked company.

    And of course she has a New York based NGO.

    1. mad.casual   2 months ago

      Foreign groups have been using our civil judicial system for enrichment and fraud.

      I've long considered that we need to abandon American Rule. I have a suggestion of a compromise that could go along the lines of "How about American Rule for US-citizens, in US-based companies, with US owners/boards." but, that wouldn't absolutely solve the problem with American Rule and, BORDURZ IZ KONSTRUKTZ, would almost certainly get labeled "The Nationalist, Protectionist Jones Act of Due Process".

      Of course, the "protectionist" would be protecting "libertarian-leaning public law organizations" like the Institute of Justice, but we wouldn't talk about that unless it, selectively and otherwise oxymoronically, supported global adoption of American Rule.

      1. JesseAz (RIP CK)   2 months ago

        The funny thing is this bitch was the head of an NGO pushing climate alarmist and the green agenda. Many of us have pointed out that a lot of leftist advocacy is foreign funded to huet america. And reason has largely agreed with the foreign funded narrative machine.

        1. Chuck P. (Now with less Sarc more snark)   2 months ago

          China supercharged the weaponization of climate science because they desperately needed technology to detoxify their cities which were the most polluted on the planet in the 80s and 90s.

          1. JesseAz (RIP CK)   2 months ago

            They also exempted themselves from the aggressive regulations to hurt western industry.

            1. Chuck P. (Now with less Sarc more snark)   2 months ago

              I did a bunch of research around 2002 and China had 19 of the 20 most polluted cities in the world, but were claiming that the US produced 60% of all CO2 emissions. I looked into who determines a country's CO2 emissions and discovered it was all self reported. US emissions were being reported from Hawaii of all places.

              Utter bullshit from China.

    2. Earth-based Human Skeptic   2 months ago

      Easy fix: if you sue and lose, you owe the same amount to the defendant.

  11. Fist of Etiquette   2 months ago

    There's a lot of parenting discourse happening now, set off by a new mom talking about whether she could leave her baby asleep in their Japanese lodgings and go down the block to a restaurant...

    Too cheap to bring the au pair along, I guess.

    1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   2 months ago

      She/he/they is for the three-way when they get home.

  12. mad.casual   2 months ago

    In adults, limiting smartphone functionality to texting and calls and blocking all social media and mobile internet for 2 weeks significantly improved attention, self-reported well-being and mental health. 90% of participants experienced a benefit.

    But if adults voluntarily limit communications to text and voice rather than protecting everything with S230 and forbidding age restrictions so that everyone everywhere can be bombarded with the porn and pro-LGBTQIA+ messaging, that they should obviously approve of, how will the market give us a Jesus-centric digital environment for ENB to tacitly approve of at arm's length?

  13. JesseAz (RIP CK)   2 months ago

    Garland and Smith on the way out set up court orders to go after trump after 2028.

    https://justthenews.com/government/courts-law/fbi-and-jack-smith-prosecutor-sought-hold-anti-trump-evidence-until-he-left

    1. Idaho-Bob   2 months ago

      That's surprising! /s

      I think we will need to go to the mattresses before too long.

      1. JesseAz (RIP CK)   2 months ago

        Im just glad this isnt seen as political or retaliation by sullum.

    2. Ajsloss   2 months ago

      So... we have a date on when the walls will close in?

      1. creech   2 months ago

        On Donald or on Hillary?

  14. Fist of Etiquette   2 months ago

    parents: imagine you're good friends with the neighbors 2 doors down.

    Two doors down is three miles away, as God intended.

    1. mad.casual   2 months ago

      When I imagine myself good friends with the neighbors 2 doors down, I still think the people, 3 Doors Down need to turn down the music. I have not considered shouting "The baby is sleeping!" while holding a baby monitor.

    2. Earth-based Human Skeptic   2 months ago

      If I leave my wife can I live with you?

  15. JesseAz (RIP CK)   2 months ago

    180M spent in California to give prisoners tablets in the name of digital equity.

    https://www.city-journal.org/article/death-row-porn-tablets-california

    Under Governor Gavin Newsom, California has sought to transform its massive prison system into a Nordic-style rehabilitation program. Newsom has placed a moratorium on all executions, transferred condemned prisoners to facilities across the state, dismantled San Quentin State Prison’s death row, and turned the notorious prison into a therapeutic center, with art, classrooms, a café, and podcast studios.

    As part of this transformation, the Newsom administration approved a $189 million contract to provide new digital tablets—generic, flat-screen devices in a plastic shell—to every inmate in the state prison system, at “no cost” to offenders. The administration heralded the effort to replace inmates’ old tablets—which were piloted in 2018 and given to nearly all prisoners by 2023—as a step toward “digital equity” for “justice impacted” individuals, who could, in theory, use the devices to contact their families, consume “educational” content, and “learn new technology.”

    Use went unmonitored. Used for porn and contacting crime victims. Even used to continue grooming children for pedophiles.

    1. SCOTUS gave JeffSarc a big sad   2 months ago

      “Use went unmonitored. Used for porn and contacting crime victims. Even used to continue grooming children for pedophiles.”

      An ENB success story!

    2. Chuck P. (Now with less Sarc more snark)   2 months ago

      WTF, California? This is by far the stupidest program ever conceived.

      1. Social Justice is neither   2 months ago

        Is that a challenge?

      2. JesseAz (RIP CK)   2 months ago

        Umm... lower in the thread. Karen Bass.

      3. SCOTUS gave JeffSarc a big sad   2 months ago

        I wouldn’t pull too hard on that thread.

  16. JesseAz (RIP CK)   2 months ago

    Democrats are mentally unhealthy.

    The church member continued, asking again why the woman comes to protest at the church with dildos. “Because I think you should not bring your children here. How disgusting,” the woman replied.

    The church member responded, saying what he thinks is disgusting is bringing dildos to a church where there are children present. “You’re right,” the woman said. “So they shouldn’t come here. Don’t bring your children here.”

    “There might be dildos, and we wouldn’t want them to know what dildos are,” she said. “We gotta keep it a secret until they get raped.”

    https://alphanews.org/dont-bring-your-children-here-protester-at-cities-church-says-when-confronted/

    1. mad.casual   2 months ago

      Children? Raped? Let me tell you about Hatchet Harry...

    2. Spiritus Mundi   2 months ago

      When half the represtentation is mentally unwell, we have to face the fact half the electorate is also mentally unwell.

      The question is, how do you fix it?

      1. mad.casual   2 months ago

        The question is, how do you fix it?

        MOAR WITCHES!

        1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   2 months ago

          MOAR WITCH BURNINGS!

          1. SCOTUS gave JeffSarc a big sad   2 months ago

            Can we start with Elizabeth Warren, Kamala, and ‘The Squad’?

      2. JesseAz (RIP CK)   2 months ago

        Step 1 is to stop finding it.
        Step 2 is to stop Social Emotional Learning which teaches this in schools.
        Step 3 is preach responsibility again.

        1. SCOTUS gave JeffSarc a big sad   2 months ago

          Why do you hate quality social emotional learing?

  17. JesseAz (RIP CK)   2 months ago

    I have no clue what this retarded democrat is asking Zeldin about. He didnt know either.

    Breaking911
    @Breaking911
    Sen. Murray: "Do you seriously believe there's abortion in the water like some far-right activists are suggesting?"

    Lee Zeldin: "I don't even know what you're talking about."

    https://x.com/Breaking911/status/2054609378217431137

    1. mad.casual   2 months ago

      HO2 is known to abort babies well into the 323rd trimester and beyond.

    2. Spiritus Mundi   2 months ago

      I am guessing he is talking about the often suggested, 'lets put birth control in the water supply' democrat solution to the population bomb non-problem.

      Speaks to the mind set that dems equate willfully killing your unborn child to birth control.

      1. JesseAz (RIP CK)   2 months ago

        Zeldin kept asking her if she was talking about the chemicals on the contamination list they track from flushed pharmaceuticals and such, she just kept saying abortion in the water.

        1. SCOTUS gave JeffSarc a big sad   2 months ago

          This is the same Patty Murray who said Afghans loved Osama bin Laden because he built roads, and schools and daycares for them. She is a mentally deficient, useless AWFL who into elected office and won’t ever leave.

          She might be even dumber than Mazie Hirono.

    3. SCOTUS gave JeffSarc a big sad   2 months ago

      That dumb bitch has been one of my senators for over 33 years.

      33 FUCKING YEARS OF THIS RETARDED, MARXIST, MOISTENED BINT!!!!!!.

  18. JesseAz (RIP CK)   2 months ago

    Anti ICE orgs are finally being arrested for pritest violence.

    https://redstate.com/jenvanlaar/2026/05/13/feds-raid-home-of-anti-ice-activist-behind-violence-at-ca-marijuana-farm-raid-n2202290

  19. JesseAz (RIP CK)   2 months ago

    Free teeth for meth heads will win Karen Bass her election.

    Louis Montoya
    @montoyalouis1
    Karen Bass: “How many people, who are unhoused, that you meet have no teeth at all? They don’t have teeth, why? Because meth rots your teeth. YOU CAN’T SUCCEED WITHOUT TEETH! So there needs to be comprehensive healthcare provided to people.”

    Karen Bass said this yesterday, Monday, in Los Angeles.

    https://x.com/montoyalouis1/status/2054291759392317500

    1. mad.casual   2 months ago

      OK, teeth are a human right, but nobody needs 23 different kinds of teeth and no reasonable person needs more than 10 teeth in any given mouth, especially not scary black teeth.

      1. Ajsloss   2 months ago

        especially not scary black teeth

        What about teeth with the little shoulder thingy?

        1. Horatio Cornblower   2 months ago

          What about teeth with the little shoulder thing?

          Do you mean the one that goes up?

    2. Don't look at me! ( Is the war over yet?)   2 months ago

      Little does she know, you can’t succeed with meth.

      1. Zeb   2 months ago

        But you get a lot done.

        1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   2 months ago

          For a while.

    3. Zeb   2 months ago

      Right, the only reason meth heads aren't succeeding is that they don't have teeth. Is that what she's trying to say? They'd quit meth, but know they can't succeed without teeth, so why bother?

    4. Spiritus Mundi   2 months ago

      This is what crack heads in charge of meth heads looks like.

      1. mad.casual   2 months ago

        +1 "YOU CAN'T SUCCEED WITHOUT TEETH!" is the most crack head sentence I've heard in a while.

        1. Ajsloss   2 months ago

          Mayor Bass in action:

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVwHy5ofONk

          1. EISTAU Gree-Vance   2 months ago

            This is why you can’t have chicks in charge.

      2. SCOTUS gave JeffSarc a big sad   2 months ago

        There’s a Dave Chappelle sketch in there somewhere.

    5. Earth-based Human Skeptic   2 months ago

      Why does it seem that the (lizard) people actually running the Democrats are now trying to see just how totally retarded they can go?

      1. JesseAz (RIP CK)   2 months ago

        They go more retaeded every time I think they hit a new low. It has been amazing to watch. Would be the number one reality show if you didnt live on the planet and wanted to laugh.

        1. Chuck P. (Now with less Sarc more snark)   2 months ago

          Toothless meth heads are the ones that steal the copper out of the walls of retiree"s homes while the owner is on vacation.

          Nobody except Karen Bass empathizes with those people. She seems to think they are voters.

          1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   2 months ago

            Or she has some very kinky (and disgusting) fetishes.

          2. But SkyNet is a Private Company   2 months ago

            Oh, there’s no doubt their vote gets cast

    6. Chuck P. (Now with less Sarc more snark)   2 months ago

      Consequences? For smoking meth? How could anybody ever anticipate that?

  20. Spiritus Mundi   2 months ago

    ...notes The New York Times' David E. Sanger..

    The NYT!!!! Must be true then!

  21. Earth-based Human Skeptic   2 months ago

    'The Strait of Hormuz sees more attacks'

    Hey, Liz, those were not "attacks" and the Iranians are not a fault. They launched innocent drones and rockets and some careless ships just got in their way.

    (Is that the proper liberaltarian response?)

    1. JesseAz (RIP CK)   2 months ago

      Whats funny is reason ignoring Iran has now lost any allies they have. UAE is actively going after them.

      https://www.wsj.com/articles/the-u-a-e-has-been-secretly-carrying-out-attacks-on-iran-f1745a0d?mod=e2tw

      But they are desperate to let Iran rebuild instead of just ending the IRGC.

      If only Orban headed Iran.

      1. mtrueman   2 months ago

        "Whats funny is reason ignoring Iran has now lost any allies they have."

        It's not funny. UAE has never been an ally of Iran. UAE was the main signatory of the Abraham Accords, the agreement that allowed young Israelis to avoid stopovers in Europe when vacationing in India or Thailand. UAE has been attacking the Houthis of Yemen for over a decade now. The Houthis are allied to Iran. Their battle cry is: "God is great, death to America, death to Israel, curse on the Jews and victory for Islam".

        1. SCOTUS gave JeffSarc a big sad   2 months ago

          Yes, we know you’re a huge fan of the Houthis.

      2. SCOTUS gave JeffSarc a big sad   2 months ago

        It appears one of the primary subjects of Trump’s Beijing visit is getting China to abandon all support of Iran. Of course while that is a subject worth examining, it won’t help Reason hurt a Trump, so it is to be ignored.

  22. Earth-based Human Skeptic   2 months ago

    'But "this is not how President Trump wanted to arrive in China," notes The New York Times' David E. Sanger.'

    Maybe. But this is not how the NYT wanted Trump to arrive in China in 2026, certainly not as President. Instead, it would be Obidenarris (with the OG in the official entourage). And they would be met by Hunter, who by now would be a billionaire and probably a CCP minister, or something.

  23. MollyGodiva   2 months ago

    Twelve year olds should not be babysitting alone, and six year olds not walking alone down a NYC street. Eight is too young to take the bus by themselves.

    1. JesseAz (RIP CK)   2 months ago

      False.

    2. MT-Man   2 months ago

      You were born after 1990 I'm guessing doctor?

    3. But SkyNet is a Private Company   2 months ago

      STFU.
      I babysat my brother by 9, and babysat neighbors at 12

      1. Chuck P. (Now with less Sarc more snark)   2 months ago

        My mom was sending me to the grocery store at 7. And I would bring her back cigarettes.

        1. Ajsloss   2 months ago

          And weird how all they sold were opened packs, right?

    4. Zeb   2 months ago

      Mind your own business.

  24. MollyGodiva   2 months ago

    Potassium bromate is legit dangerous and already banned in many other peer countries. Also NYC style pizza is like eating greasy cardboard.

    1. Quicktown Brix   2 months ago

      So eat your cricket paste and let the rest of us enjoy the greatest food ever created.

    2. Earth-based Human Skeptic   2 months ago

      Fuck you, move to Europe (or Gaza), and shut up.

    3. But SkyNet is a Private Company   2 months ago

      I already told you to STFU once

      1. Chuck P. (Now with less Sarc more snark)   2 months ago

        There is a button for that. They come here for the attention, so I endeavor not to provide it to them.

        1. Stuck in California   2 months ago

          Half the people feeding the trolls are just trolls themselves. Calling them out doesn't do anything anymore. Muting helps, but a bunch of these assholes have lots of socks.

          Wouldn't be surprised if a few of the dissenters are sock puppets, so it's literally the same dude arguing both sides. One of the main points of the NPCs trolling is to just make everything so fucking shitty you can't have real, reasonable discussion or trust anyone, ever. Many of the groups pushing this divisive shit don't care which side is supported, they literally just want to keep Americans fighting and unhappy.

          I also wouldn't be surprised if a third of the commentariat are just various shade of 50 center at this point.

      2. SCOTUS gave JeffSarc a big sad   2 months ago

        Tony is as dumb as this woman.

        https://clip.cafe/in-the-loop-2009/hi-foetus-boy-s1/?srsltid=AfmBOorYpMN5LU9gkLFqZgJBx1fMiJ9u9upVQhp0tMlrGOwSd4DSxxRN

    4. Zeb   2 months ago

      I don't doubt it's dangerous at some dose as a pure chemical. Is there any evidence that it is dangerous as it is actually used in baking?
      And you don't have to like New York pizza, but lots of people do.

      1. Don't look at me! ( Is the war over yet?)   2 months ago

        And you don't have to like New York pizza, but lots of people do.

        Keep in mind many of those lost souls like NYC as well.

  25. Sometimes a Great Notion   2 months ago

    what the future of the Iran war and the Strait of Hormuz looks like,

    Sounds like overthrowing the mullahs and having the persians seize back the country resulting in a lsting peace in the middle east is out. And it doesn't sound like Iran will halt their nuclear ambitions. So probably more of the same till both sides can declare Mission Accomplished having accomplished very little.

    1. Quicktown Brix   2 months ago

      So probably more of the same till both sides can declare Mission Accomplished having accomplished very little.

      That's looking more and more like an unlikely best case scenario. Have you seen Robert Kagan's Checkmate in Iran article? Even a neocon that supported the war now sees it as America's biggest military mistake.

      So now it seems a full scale ground invasion as the only way to undo Iran's control of the strait and yet another Middle East quagmire comes to fruition. Americans have no appetite for that, but I guess Trump won't think about that any more than he does about Americans' financial situation; Not even a little bit.

      1. creech   2 months ago

        What are the odds that U.S. military could successfully take out all Iranian port operations in less than 24 hours if it so chose to? Then naval vessels could convoy ships through the Strait, protecting them from any Iranians foolish enough to venture out against them in speedboats.

        1. Quicktown Brix   2 months ago

          I'd guess the chances are high that they could take out all Iranian port operations in less than 24 hours, but the chances of successful convoys after that, but with the IRGC still active, are low.

          The reason, according to what I read, is that the Iranians are bunkered in the cliffs along the strait and they can fire missiles and launch drones from there. Plus the mines.

          1. EISTAU Gree-Vance   2 months ago

            Lol. Ok, I’ll buy that you read that…..

            1. Quicktown Brix   2 months ago

              Ask yourself, if we could open the strait in a day, or a few days, don't you think Trump would have done that?

        2. JFree   2 months ago

          A wonder no one else has thought of that. Do you have a newsletter?

    2. JFree   2 months ago

      Iran has a very clear endgame and there's not much the US is inclined to do to prevent that. Iran will not reopen Hormuz until the GCC states stop being allies/puppets of the US or signal very very strongly that they will get rid of the US bases/agreements (including petrodollar). The tariff is kind of irrelevant.

      1. Chuck P. (Now with less Sarc more snark)   2 months ago

        If only the Iranians loved their children too.

      2. JesseAz (RIP CK)   2 months ago

        Iran is now broke and shutting down their refineries and drill sites.

        What happens when authoritarian cant pay their soldiers again?

        Youre a fucking retard. Keep hoping Iran is winning. Youre doing great.

        How do you become this ignorant to reality? Us could take out the mini subs and fast speed boats in hours if they wanted.

        1. mtrueman   2 months ago

          " Us could take out the mini subs and fast speed boats in hours if they wanted. "

          The US navy is costing us more than a billion $ a day, and they don't want to take out Iran's mini subs and fast boats? Or don't want to open up the Straits?

          1. JFree   2 months ago

            US Navy can't fix the problem. Nor can Air or bombs. That's all we've got. We have not fought a legitimate army since the Korean War.

            The real Pentagon knows it would take about half our current active infantry to secure/occupy the coast in that area - a couple hundred mountains up to 6000 feet high (roughly the Appalachians) with 1000 km of coastline (roughly 30% of the length of the Appalachians). That doesn't include the rest of the Persian Gulf where we are supposedly stealing oil. The nanosecond we start going kinetic again, Iran will render the Gulf states uninhabitable (thus no supply line for us either).

            1. mtrueman   2 months ago

              I get all that. I find it strange that some here blame the failure of the military to achieve success is a lack of will power. A short while ago was someone else blaming the military for being too merciful. Both completely ignore the logistical and geographical difficulties the military faces, focusing instead on vague spiritual weaknesses.

  26. Earth-based Human Skeptic   2 months ago

    'Whether it's cancer or obesity, something's gonna get us all at some point.'

    Well, since progressives are convinced they will all die in global famine, flaming tornado global warming change, breeding camps, WWIII, Plantation Slavery 2.0, or just too many mean tweets, why should they worry about an ever-so-slightly risky food additive?

    Silly question. Because progressive life is centered on angst and anxiety, that's why.

    1. mad.casual   2 months ago

      Because progressive life is centered on angst and anxiety, that's why.

      Angst, anxiety, and *control*, good sir. Frequently with the former implicitly or explicitly in service of the latter.

  27. Earth-based Human Skeptic   2 months ago

    'In adults, limiting smartphone functionality to texting and calls and blocking all social media and mobile internet for 2 weeks significantly improved attention, self-reported well-being and mental health. 90% of participants experienced a benefit.'

    "Adults"?

  28. Earth-based Human Skeptic   2 months ago

    'There's a lot of parenting discourse happening now, set off by a new mom talking about whether she could leave her baby asleep in their Japanese lodgings and go down the block to a restaurant, bringing the monitor with her'

    Depends. Is the baby a cherished hope for the future or just a personal fashion accessory (or will be when it comes out as trans at age 6)?

  29. Ron   2 months ago

    of course mice will get cancer from anything since they are literally breed to be more susceptible to cancer and if you only feed them the one item you want them to get cancer from. Yes some items cause cancer but the methods used to determine will always cause cancer. built in Bias into the test system

    1. Eeyore   2 months ago

      They fed mice potassium bromate water.

      To be a fair study they really should have fed the mice pizza and bagels.

      1. Chuck P. (Now with less Sarc more snark)   2 months ago

        "To be a fair study they really should have fed the mice pizza and bagels"

        You just described mouse heaven.

      2. Zeb   2 months ago

        Maybe they should just study the rats of NYC.

  30. damikesc   2 months ago

    Maybe this is a local story --- but how did "Alex Murdaugh having conviction overturned by the SC Supreme Court and a new trial being ordered" end up being NOT worthy of a mention here?

    A rather prominent murder trial and the whole thing was tossed because the clerk of court was an f'n idiot?

  31. mtrueman   2 months ago

    "So now Trump needs to figure out what the future of the Iran war and the Strait of Hormuz looks like, and it's not clear that China will be any help at all. Good luck."

    The future may look like the past. Obama spent two years with Iran ironing out the JCPOA, and China, Russia and Europe signed on to the agreement. No nukes were developed, at least until Trump backed out of the agreement, and the Strait of Hormuz remained open to all until Trump and Netanyahu launched their ill conceived sneak attack. Now if Trump can figure out how to set the clock back ten years, and the Iranians don't insist on humiliating Trump too much, we may have a path forward, or backward. Of course Obama hated Jews so much he resisted Netanyahu's opposition to the agreement, and refused Netanyahu's urgings to attack Iran. We'll see if Trump has the courage to release his inner antisemite and defy the Israeli PM.

    1. SCOTUS gave JeffSarc a big sad   2 months ago

      Iran violated that agreement just like they’ve violated every other promise they’ve made. You're just a far left propagandist lying to push DNC narratives.

      As usual, eh comrade?

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