The Greenland Fiasco Shows the Stock Market Is the Ultimate Check on Trump
Economic globalization and financial markets encourage the "Trump always chickens out" (TACO) cycle. If you like peace, that’s a good thing.
After weeks of saber rattling, President Donald Trump announced that he would not use military force to annex Greenland during a Wednesday speech to the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland. While Trump has railed against globalization for giving American workers "nothing but poverty and heartache," Americans should thank global financial markets for helping to check the president's worst impulses.
As the old saying goes, "When goods don't cross borders, soldiers will." It doesn't necessarily follow that when goods cross borders, soldiers won't, but luckily for Americans, Greenlanders, and Europeans, the global financial market's response to Trump's belligerence is likely responsible for the "Trump always chickens out" (TACO) phenomenon in the case of Greenland.
Dominic Pino, editorial writer at The Washington Post, explains the economic causes of TACO with a simple illustration of the S&P 500 from January 16 to January 21:
Genuinely insane that we've just been doing this over and over for months pic.twitter.com/TQpvUbJdDO
— Dominic Pino (@DominicJPino) January 21, 2026
Trump "runs his mouth," causing markets to plummet. Then he "walks it back," causing markets to rebound. If markets were perfectly efficient, one would expect TACO to be priced in, which would eliminate the very thing responsible for TACO: market decline. Arin Dube, provost professor of economics at the University of Massachusetts Amherst, explains that markets do initially price in TACO, but this encourages Trump "to do more stuff until the markets actually [think] he may not TACO and prices start to fall…which restores TACO."
Dube calls this phenomenon the "TACO cycle," and that's exactly what we just saw happen.
Trump said that the U.S. "need[s] Greenland from the standpoint of national security and Denmark is not going to be able to do it" on January 4, the day after the capture of Venezuelan dictator Nicolás Maduro by American special forces. In response to this vague, thinly veiled threat, the leaders of Denmark (whose kingdom includes Greenland, an autonomous territory), France, Germany, Italy, Poland, Spain, and the U.K. issued a joint statement on January 6 stating that "Greenland belongs to its people" and that "security in the Arctic must…be achieved collectively, in conjunction with NATO allies." Unsurprisingly, a strongly worded missive from European leaders did not succeed in dissuading Trump.
On January 14, Trump doubled down on Truth Social, insisting that "the United States needs Greenland…in the hands of the UNITED STATES. Anything less than that is unacceptable." Later that day, after talks with the Greenlandic and Danish foreign ministers failed to resolve the dispute, Denmark, Norway, Sweden, France, Germany, the U.K., the Netherlands, and Finland dispatched military units to Greenland. Trump responded to this show of strength on January 17 by threatening these very countries—every one a NATO member and American ally—with double-digit retaliatory tariffs to take effect on February 1.
Until this point, January was "a period of relative market calm," according to The New York Times. But when stock markets opened on Tuesday at 9:30 a.m., the economic backlash to Trump's credible threat was swift.
The S&P 500 witnessed a 2 percent drop, the biggest decline since October, and "both the dollar and U.S. government debt lost value," reports The New York Times. As the TACO cycle would predict, Trump announced the very next day that he "will not be imposing the Tariffs that were scheduled to go into effect on February 1st" following a conversation with Mark Rutte, the secretary general of NATO, which "formed the framework of a future deal with respect to Greenland." Accordingly, by noon on Thursday, the S&P 500 had erased most of the losses it had suffered since Friday's close.
In an interview earlier this month, Trump told The New York Times that the only things limiting his global powers are his "own morality" and his "own mind." Perhaps he should add American investors to that list.
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Imagine being so retarded that you think you can get away with claiming that Trump getting exactly what he said he wanted at the very beginning is somehow "Chickening out".
Literally every single chapter in The Art of the Deal is Trump saying if you want something ask for everything and then let them settle for what you wanted. But Mr. Koch said they must orangemanbad, so orangemanbad is what they will do.
They are being intentionally retarded at this point.
At a certain point, it just doesn't matter.
Intentionally or naturally?
I think even a retard would realize they are being lied to after 9 years.
And yet you still believe Trump when he says things. I guess you’ll stretch your retard streak to 10 years soon.
Still coming around to prove you are an imbecile? Seek help.
Which part do you think is wrong? That Jesse accepts being lied to or that Trump constantly lies?
The non retarded buy the dip.
Trump getting exactly what he said he wanted at the very beginning
What did he want and what did he get?
look Liz, you're not gonna get to open your presents until Christmas morning. put down that yellow sweater.
I get it. We subjects should not ask what our government wants or negotiated. We should just uncritically celebrate our rulers and shut the fuck up. Conservatism is dead.
How about listen to the speech from the horses mouth and tune out the lying sack of shit talking heads hate filled opinions and false predictions of doom and gloom?
When Trump said, all options are on the table, did you immediately conclude Trump was going to invade Greenland after destroying NATO?
What did he want and what did he get?
He wanted Golden Dome and a base lease so you can control the Strait of Denmark and the Norwegian sea routes and limit China's involvement in Artic shipping and exploration.
The US already controls the Bering Strait via Alaska and the Northwest passage via NORAD and Alert in Nunavut. There's not much you can do about Murmansk, but with a base on Greenland all entrance and egress to the Arctic by China is monitored and could be controlled.
And he got Golden Dome and probably a base lease.
Thanks
We have a base in Greenland already. So he got something that we already had?
And Golden Dome isn’t a real thing. It’s an idea in Trump’s head, but it doesn’t actually exist.
So, in summary, he got nothing.
Just because you have never had an original idea and take your cues from Morning Joe and Rachel madcow Maddow, doesn't mean others are not actual functioning capable people. Seek help.
What an empty substance-free reply.
Would you lime to attempt to refute either of my points (that we already have a base in Greenland and that Golden Dome isn’t a real thing, just a thought in Trump’s brain)?
Or at least tell us why the conclusion that we have gotten nothing from Trump’s weird obsession with Greenland is wrong?
Or you can choose to make another ad hominem attack on me.
I’m guessing it’ll be #3.
What did he want and what did he get?
Attention and - attention.
And attention = distraction.
Epstein files, anyone?
Epstein who?
Trump wanted Greenland to be US controlled. He got almost nothing.
Conservative china Tony is struggling.
Tony doesn't actually know the difference between what Trump said he wanted, and what the people at MSNBC said Trump wanted.
Man, I've seen retarded idiots in my time, but Molly; Molly, you take the moldy tamale. You are so retarded that you'd be lucky to even be able to take the short bus to school. You are so retarded that slime molds look down on you and question your intelligence.
almost...
“ Trump getting exactly what he said he wanted at the very beginning”
Really? We’ve gotten exactly nothing, so I guess that’s what Trump wanted?
“ Literally every single chapter in The Art of the Deal is Trump saying”
You know The Art of the Deal was ghostwritten, right? Trump didn’t say anything in it because he didn’t write it.
This is either Poe’s Law or complete ignorance on your part.
Instead of constantly lying to yourself, why not just get out of the basement and find a job where you can then get an apartment and be a functioning person and not a middle aged child living in Mom's basement pissed off at everything that MSDNC tells you too?
Another ad hominem from a paleocon. Imagine my shock.
Would you like to try to refute what I said or will you choose to double down on being an asshole?
Probably the latter.
Oh. It was greenland posturing and not a japan correction.
We have a wall street wiz here guys.
All this proves is ignorant TDS Marxist media shits like you and Ms. Pino lie about and exaggerate what Trump says then pretend your lies were reality so Trump is wrong for not following through on your apocalyptic anti-fanfic. How much of that dip wasn't Trump but you retards pimping the "Trump is going to invade Greenland" delusion and the rebound is people realizing that was never happening?
Given how nuts Trump is, it is reasonable to take everything he says he will do seriously.
He never said he'd invade.
Try again.
That’s the only part you think is pure stupidity?
So threatening to impose tariffs against countries who support Greenland and Denmark when they rejected Trump’s demands is a rational and supportable thing?
Sending texts about how a country prevented Trump from getting the Nobel Peace Prize (which no rational person thinks he deserves) with thinly-veiled threats about what will happen because he didn’t get it is a rational and supportable thing?
Hell, any of the many bizarre and insane things Trump has said about Greenland, period, are rational and supportable things?
Given how retarded Molly is, it is reasonable to take everything she says completely unseriously.
You literally said just hours before this comment that Trump is a liar and nothing he says can be trusted. So which is it?
lol no.
When I first realized that 'day trader' was social code for 'unemployed' a la 'dancers' and 'strippers' I thought I was a little slow. Now, when I see someone pointing (to someone pointing) to within-day 50 point swings of the S&P 500, which is up over 85% since the historic Jan. 6 insurrection, I realize at least I'm not the slowest person in the room.
I want to say I miss the days when I knew more day-trading strippers ... but it's a coin flip
Reeeeason is taking this L particularly hard. Cope and seeth.
Who would have guessed that libertarians are clueless on the concept of negotiation?
They are so used to straight bending over or getting on their knees for democrats and globalists they have no idea what negotiation is.
What, exactly, is he “negotiating” for? We already have a base there and if he wasn’t such a dumbass they would have gladly allowed more. Now, of course, no one will consider anything he says because no one likes a bully and cooperation requires trust.
And in the world today, Vladimir Putin, Kim Jong Un, and Donald Trump are neck-and-neck for the least trustworthy leader in the world. Even Xi Jinping is more trusted, which is why China’s Belt and Road initiative is doing so well. Xi understands soft power and when a brutally authoritarian autocrat can grasp it, but Trump can’t, you know we’ve got one of the worst leaders in history in the White House.
I thought y’all not getting how he operates 10 years later would get old, but damn if it doesn’t still give me a chuckle.
Unlike the Paleocon Idiot’s Brigade, you have proved to be able to make substantive and logical posts. So I’ll ask you the question that Jesse and his merry band of fools avoid like the plague:
What does Trump think we need that we don’t already have in our partnership with Greenland?
What benefit can this bizarre obsession with the US taking over Greenland (regardless of how it happens) provide to America?
The interesting thing will be when the EU suddenly realizes that the free-ride for their security is coming to a close. It seems that the Canadian prime minister is starting to say the hidden truth out loud.
The media will pretend that his words about the global rules-based order are about Trump breaking them, but the actual truth is that Trump was just the first world leader to start saying the hidden truth out loud.
The global rules-based order is just propaganda. The reality is that powerful countries exert their power. The EU doesn't have anywhere as much power that they pretend to have. They have held this pretend status because they are standing behind the protection of a much larger power.
Might makes right, eh? Cooperation is for losers? Partnership is a waste of time and iron-fisted control is the only way to advance our national interests?
Dear God, MAGA people are morally and ethically bankrupt.
Yeah, Trump should lay off Greenland.
Let the Chinese and/or Russia take it over.
I'm sure these two have America's best interests at heart.
Neither China nor Russia are taking ivermectin Greenland. If you believe that, you will believe anything.
Oh, wait. You’re MAGA. That ship sailed years ago.
Trump - All options are on the table...
OH MY GOD TRUMP IS GOING TO NUKE DENMARK AND INVADE GREENLAND AND BLOW UP NATO.
I am amazed these paranoid fear mongers haven't had massive nervous breakdowns and are left drooling on themselves because of the meds they need.
FFS.
Now they cry because he didn't do what they stupidly predicted? WTF , these people need help.
Strawman, much?