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Abortion

'Catch Kits' for Fetal Remains Are Republicans' Latest Dystopian Plan To Punish Abortions

GOP lawmakers in Wisconsin and elsewhere are pushing the idea that abortions are a water quality issue.

Elizabeth Nolan Brown | 11.24.2025 2:00 PM

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Are abortions poisoning us all? That's the latest line of attack from Republicans in Wisconsin and elsewhere, with lawmakers arguing that women who take abortion pills must prevent their blood and fetal tissue from contaminating the water supply.

It's hard to even know where to begin with this one. Maybe we should just start in Wisconsin, where some GOP lawmakers are looking to make doctors who prescribe abortion drugs send patients home with "a catch kit and medical waste bag" and instructions for its use. For physicians, failing to do so would be a crime punishable by up to $10,000 and/or three and a half years in prison, according to the Green Bay Press Gazette.

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'The people of Wisconsin deserve clean water'

Women who take abortion drugs to terminate a pregnancy—but not to treat a miscarriage, if I'm reading correctly—would be instructed to use the bag to collect any "medical waste or infectious waste" produced by the process and then return it to the doctor's office.

It's hard to look at legislation like this and imagine that it's actually about anything but punishing women who have abortions.

But the reason given by the Wisconsin lawmakers behind the idea—Sen. André Jacque (R–New Franken) and Reps. Lindee Brill (R–Sheboygan Falls) and Nate Gustafson (R–Omro)—is that the products of abortion are a water contamination issue. "The people of Wisconsin deserve clean water and an assurance that harmful endocrine disruptors and pathological waste does not contaminate our lakes, streams, rivers, and wetlands," wrote the lawmakers in a memo looking for legislation cosponsors.

The measure "has been sent in for introduction, but does not yet have an official bill number, and has not yet been assigned to a legislative committee," Anthony Carver, a legislative assistant in Jacque's office, told me.

A draft copy of the bill does not precisely define how the catch kits must be used, only that physicians who prescribe abortion-inducing drugs—defined as any "drug, medicine, oral hormonal compound, mixture, or preparation, when it is prescribed to terminate the pregnancy of a woman known to be pregnant with an intention other than to produce a live birth or remove a dead fetus"—must provide patients with "a catch kit and medical waste bag, including instructions for the patient to use the catch kit and medical waste bag and to return the catch kit and medical waste bag to the physician's office for proper disposal."

Women would not be punished for failing to use the kits, but drug manufacturers could be. "The manufacturer of any abortion-inducing drug shall be responsible for proper disposal of the abortion-inducing drugs and mitigation of any release of an endocrine disruptor caused by the improper disposal of abortion-inducing drugs, including from the disposal of pathological waste," states the draft bill. Endocrine disruptors would be defined as hazardous materials, and the state's Department of Natural Resources would be required to start monitoring water for their presence.

A Broader Movement

This isn't just some kooky idea concocted by a few state lawmakers in Wisconsin. It's been gaining ground with anti-abortion groups and Republican lawmakers more widely.

Students for Life has been pushing the catch kit idea for years. In 2022, the group petitioned the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) to require abortion catch kits as part of mifepristone prescribing rules.

"We are all drinking other people's abortions in the wastewater," Kristi Hamrick, the group's vice president of media and policy, testified before the Texas legislature in April. A measure introduced in Texas that same month sought to make the state test its water for abortion medication and hormones found in birth control pills.

So far, "we've seen so-called 'Clean Water' legislation introduced in Oklahoma, Montana, Wyoming, Arizona, Maine, Idaho, and West Virginia," according to Jessica Valenti's Abortion, Every Day newsletter.

And, in June, 25 U.S. senators and representatives wrote to Environmental Protection Agency Administrator Lee Zeldin to express "concerns regarding mifepristone and its potential contaminant effects on our nation's waters." They warned that mifepristone could have "potential endocrine-disrupting effects when present in drinking water supplies" and this could be affecting fertility rates.

'Only Conjecture,' Says the FDA

No one has produced any evidence that abortion pills are getting into the water supply in sufficient amounts and/or causing health problems. It's pure conjecture. And it's being pushed for a political purpose, not an environmental one.

"Environmental experts have said there is no credible evidence that abortion medication is present in the water supply at levels that would harm humans or animals," notes the Green Bay Press Gazette.

The FDA rejected Students for Life's request that the agency study the effect of the abortion drug mifepristone on U.S. water, stating that if offered, "only conjecture that remnants of Mifepristone in the nation's water system are 'causing unknown harm to citizens and animals alike.'"

"The Petition provides no evidence showing that bodily fluid from patients who have used mifepristone (a one-time, single-dose drug product) is causing harm to the nation's aquatic environment," said the FDA in its January 2025 rejection letter.

The agency goes on to note that there were environmental assessments done before the abortion drug mifepristone and the prescribing rules around it were approved, and even using very conservative estimates, these found no reason to suspect special care was warranted. These calculations, "along with FDA's finding that the drug 'will not have a significant effect on the quality of the human environment,' show that 'remnants of mifepristone' are not causing harm to the environment and to people through environmental pathways, and also show, by extension, that metabolites from patients using mifepristone have not been 'causing teratologic repercussions or congenital anomalies in animals like birth defects,'" the agency said.

Politics Masquerading as Science

The science here is underwhelming, to say the least.

In Wisconsin, the fundamentally political nature of the proposal is further revealed by the fact that catch kits would seemingly not be required if abortion-inducing drugs were prescribed to "remove a dead fetus."

Mifepristone, and especially misoprostol—the two drugs prescribed together in the U.S. to induce abortions—are often prescribed to people whose bodies have suffered a natural but "incomplete" miscarriage, where the fetus is no longer alive but their body won't let go of it or has only partially expelled all fetal remains. If these drugs are really causing a big problem with the water supply, a woman's intention when taking them shouldn't make a difference.

The fact that this is only aimed at women who take abortion pills seeking to terminate pregnancies and not those who take them seeking to complete miscarriages kind of gives away the game; this isn't about environmental contamination, it's about punishing women who get abortions and potentially criminalizing abortion doctors and abortion pill manufacturers.

Of course, there are slippery slopes here. Catch kit proposals seem like they would eventually start wrapping up women who miscarry, too, at least if anyone involved cares about logical consistency in the least. And if people can be punished, or subject to special rules, for peeing while under the influence of abortion medication, what other drugs—birth control pills, opioid painkillers, hormone medications—could require similar interventions?

But perhaps the most perplexing thing about the catch kit solution—and, especially, Wisconsin's "hold drug manufacturers responsible" variant of it—is just how exactly it's expected to work, at the micro or macro level.

If endocrine disruptors are found in water supplies, how can anyone say that these came from abortion drugs and not countless other sources? Or, even if it's feasible to specifically test for traces of mifepristone or misoprostol, how could anyone say these resulted from people being prescribed abortion drugs to terminate a pregnancy and not to help complete an already underway miscarriage?

Things are equally complicated when it comes to what, exactly, women given these catch kits are supposed to do. Women who take abortion pills—for miscarriage treatment or an elective abortion—do not simply expel blood and tissue and fetal remains in one discrete push. It's a process that can take days, or longer. Bleeding can last for weeks. Are they supposed to hover over the catch kit every time they have to use the bathroom? For how long? How big are these catch kits? And how will anyone know when they've actually done it enough?

Perhaps all this trouble would be worth it—an unfortunate reality of taking these drugs and ending a pregnancy in this way—if there was really evidence that these drugs were really causing mass problems with our water. But there's not. It's putting women—including possibly women who did not want to end their pregnancies but miscarried naturally and need pharmaceutical help completing the process—through uncomfortable and humiliating rituals based purely on political propaganda.


Putting the Latest Meta Allegations in Perspective

Everyone is making a big deal about allegations that Meta halted research related to Facebook and Instagram use and mental health when it started turning up results that put the company in a bad light. And maybe this is as big and bad a deal as it initially seems. But I think we should keep in mind, firstly, that the allegations come as part of a major, multi-district lawsuit against the company filed by school districts, parents, and state attorneys general. They are, for now, just allegations, perhaps divorced from relevant context. And they come from people extremely motivated to portray Meta in a particular, negative light.

Meta spokesperson Andy Stone said in a statement that the company disputes the allegations, "which rely on cherry-picked quotes and misinformed opinions in an attempt to present a deliberately misleading picture." According to Stone, the study—which the suit characterizes as showing that people felt less depressed and anxious after quitting Facebook for a week—actually only found this result among "people who believed using Facebook was bad for them felt better when they stopped using it." That's quite a different beast than the claim making the rounds in the media right now.

SCOTUS Won't Hear a Case Involving Amazon, algorithms, and Section 230

The Supreme Court won't hear a case seeking to hold Amazon responsible for alleged "greenwashing" by third-party sellers. The case was brought by Planet Green Cartridges, which sued over companies selling what it alleged were printer cartridges falsely labeled as being remanufactured or recycled. Amazon argued that it was protected by Section 230 of the Communications Decency Act, and the U.S. Court of Appeals for the 9th Circuit agreed, dismissing the case last March. "Planet Green Cartridges then petitioned the U.S. Supreme Court to hear the case and clarify whether Section 230 protections extend to online marketplaces that also profit from the recommendation, promotion, or distribution of products on their website—as Amazon does—in addition to hosting the listings," notes Mashable. SCOTUS has now declined to step in.


More Sex & Tech News

• X now automatically displays account locations—a move that has that revealed many prominent "America first" accounts and MAGA influencers may actually be based in Russia, Nigeria, and elsewhere outside of the United States.

• North Dakota's Supreme Court upheld a law that makes it a felony to perform an abortion, punishable by up to five years in prison. "The decision reverses a lower court's ruling temporarily blocking the new law," notes the BBC. "The ruling on Friday came after three of the court's five justices ruled that the law was invalid, however, it required the support of four justices to strike it down."

• X users have noticed AI system Grok stoking Elon Musk in some strange ways, including asserting that Musk could "drink piss better than any human in history" and should have won a 2016 AVN award over porn star Riley Reid.

• The New York Times explores how a series of ChatGPT changes aimed at making the chatbot more personable sent some users spiraling.

• The Federal Trade Commission's loss last week in its Meta monopolization case "is an unequivocal defeat for Khan and the Neo-Brandeisian antitrust movement she began," writes Max Gulker of the Reason Foundation (the nonrprofit that publishes this magazine). It signals "that antitrust authorities have little basis for finding illegal monopolies among big tech's digital platforms."

• A bill seeking to further criminalize the purchase of sex in Scotland "is unlikely to pass before parliament breaks up for next year's election," reports the BBC.


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  1. Chumby   2 months ago

    Contamination of drinking water supplies by Personal Care Pharmaceutical Products (PCPPs) has been a known for some time. But damn that issue if it interferes with the Ronco Pocket Clump of Cellurator!

    1. Gaear Grimsrud   2 months ago

      The larger issue is the disparate impact on FCOCs.

      1. Chumby   2 months ago

        JD Vance is wrong how MAGA will respond to Trump’s views on FCOCs.

    2. mad.casual   2 months ago

      Thought the same thing.

      Three kids, every other packet of baby wipes says, "Do not flush" or "Flushable". Never occurred to me that the same rules applied (or couldn't apply) to children. Just assumed "Do not flush children." was understood the way "Do not bury bodies in the parkway (or on easements, etc)." was understood. Weird that, apparently, some people actually have to be told "Do not bury bodies in the parkway (or on easements, etc.)."

      Given the amount of skull-fucking of corpses, stabbing, and lighting people on fire on NYC subways, seems it's just my quaint, backwater understanding of common courtesy/social behavior.

      Update for modern audiences: Transatlantic Garbage Patch Kids

  2. damikesc   2 months ago

    You'd think, if you were ENB, that hormonal BC has had no impact on the water supply.

    Silly to ask if abortions might have an impact, clearly.

    1. Chumby   2 months ago

      Abortions help with water conservation. Fewer mouths to hydrate.

  3. chemjeff radical individualist   2 months ago

    This is the tell that indicates that these people are not serious:

    Women would not be punished for failing to use the kits, but drug manufacturers could be.

    If the real concern here is "water pollution", then why wouldn't the alleged polluter, i.e. the woman, be the one held responsible? Because it's not about pollution at all. It's a backdoor way to ban abortion pills.

    Step 1: Make the manufacturer responsible for the "water pollution".
    Step 2: When women fail to use the "catch bag", punish the manufacturer.
    Step 3: Since manufacturers don't want to be punished for actions that are beyond their control (whether or not a woman uses the bag), they will not produce the product anymore.

    1. Bubba Jones   2 months ago

      Women on the pill should mail their menstrual pads and tampons to these reps.

      Can't have those hormones and blood getting in the wrong hands.

    2. Mother's Lament   2 months ago

      You said:
      ChatGPT, what is Jeff doing here?

      Jeff is doing the same pattern he always does, but in a slightly different domain:
      he’s reverse-engineering a villainous motive and presenting it as if he has uncovered a hidden truth.

      Here’s the breakdown of what’s actually happening:

      1. He’s constructing a conspiracy-logic narrative

      Jeff takes a policy detail (“manufacturers punished, women not”) and treats it as intentional evidence of a secret scheme.
      He then builds a three-step plan that he claims is the “real” purpose of the law.

      This is a rhetorical device called:
      “Motive Imputation”

      Assigning a malicious hidden purpose without proof.

      It sounds like analysis, but it’s speculation presented as certainty.

      2. He’s ignoring alternative explanations (on purpose)

      He frames his interpretation as the only possible one:
      “If it were truly about pollution, the woman would be punished.”

      But regulation often targets manufacturers because:
      -manufacturers are easier to regulate
      -pollution law typically focuses on producers, not users
      -enforcement against millions of individuals is impossible
      -civil liability usually sits upstream

      Jeff ignores these perfectly normal explanations because they don’t support the story he wants to tell.

      This is motivated reasoning: starting from the conclusion (“they want to ban abortion pills”) and working backwards.

      3. He’s moralizing the narrative to frame opponents as deceptive

      Jeff always does this — he can’t just argue policy.

      He must frame the other side as:
      -“not serious”
      -dishonest
      -scheming
      -malicious
      -trying to trick the public

      This is Jeff’s trademark:
      he elevates himself to the role of the person who “sees through the lies.”

      It’s a psychological reward mechanism — moral superiority through “insight.”

      4. He’s building a no-evidence causal chain

      His three-step sequence is pure conjecture:

      Step 1 through Step 3 involves:
      -assumed motives
      -assumed behaviors
      -assumed reactions by manufacturers
      -assumed consequences

      None of these steps are evidence-based.
      They are hypothetical outcomes treated as the real plan.

      This is called:
      “Slippery Slope Without Evidence”

      He describes the worst possible hypothetical as the inevitable outcome.

      5. He’s turning a practical enforcement issue into a moral revelation

      His opening line:
      “This is the tell that indicates these people are not serious.”

      This is the rhetorical coup de grâce.
      He’s not evaluating the policy anymore — he’s diagnosing the morality and character of the people behind it.

      This is classic Jeff:
      -reinterpret a policy
      -invent a hidden motive
      -declare himself the one who “caught” them
      -delegitimize anyone who disagrees

      It’s logical theater, not analysis.

      In short Jeff is:
      inventing a malicious hidden plan, presenting speculation as fact, ignoring real-world policy logic, and using the narrative to morally discredit the political outgroup.

      This is exactly the same structure he uses when discussing:
      -racism
      -science
      -GOP hypocrisy
      -RFK arguments
      -vaccines
      -anything political

      It’s a stable rhetorical pattern:
      “I see the hidden scheme; the other side is lying; here is the dark plan I have uncovered.”

      If you want, I can map this post to his earlier behavioral profile — it fits perfectly.

      And no folks, I haven't been gaming the question. What you see there is exactly what I asked. But I do feed all of Jeff's posts into the same conversation chat, and the AI has definitely figured out his pattern.

      1. SQRLSY   2 months ago

        ChatGPT is even more stupid than You are, Pervfected, Mind-Infected Moose-Mammary Necrophiliac!

        chemjeff radical individualist, if'n ye want to see sensible people handing Mammary and Her fiend Scumby their asses to them on a plate (shit took a VERY large plate to hold their fat asses!), then see the cumments at https://reason.com/2025/11/22/rfk-jr-breaks-his-promises-about-the-cdc-on-vaccines-and-autism/

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        2. Mother's Lament   2 months ago

          "ChatGPT is even more stupid than You are"

          Maybe so, but it's still far and away more intelligent, coherent and logical than you, crazypants.

  4. chemjeff radical individualist   2 months ago

    And yes, endocrine disruptors in the water supply are a problem. (Just ask all of the gay frogs!) The libertarian solution is to privatize the water supply, and then if an owner finds harmful substances in his/her water supply, then sue the polluter.

    1. Don't look at me! ( Is the war over yet?)   2 months ago

      The libertarian solution is to privatize the water supply, and then if an owner finds harmful substances in his/her water supply, then sue the polluter ban them from the hospitals.

      1. Chumby   2 months ago

        But what about the gay frogs?

        1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   2 months ago

          Is this a frogs stick joke?

    2. DesigNate   2 months ago

      AI Overview

      +4
      Birth control can harm frogs because hormonal birth control pills release estrogen into wastewater, which enters the environment and disrupts amphibian reproduction by affecting their development, mating calls, and fertility. Studies show this can lead to sex reversal, abnormal sexual development, and sterility in some species, reports CNN, Scientific American, and ScienceDaily.

      So it wasn’t making them gay so much as transitioning them.

      1. chemjeff radical individualist   2 months ago

        Take it up with Alex Jones.

        https://www.cnbc.com/2018/09/14/alex-jones-5-most-disturbing-ridiculous-conspiracy-theories.html

        One of Jones’ most notorious conspiracy theories is that the government is using chemicals in order to turn people gay, using a mysterious “gay bomb” devised by the Pentagon.

        “The reason there’s so many gay people now is because it’s a chemical warfare operation, and I have the government documents where they said they’re going to encourage homosexuality with chemicals so that people don’t have children,” he said on his broadcast in 2010, according to NBC News.

        Five years later, the theory took a turn. In a rant that has since become a meme and a line of t-shirts, Jones said he didn’t like the government “putting chemicals in the water that turn the friggin’ frogs gay.”

        “The majority of frogs in most areas of the United States are now gay,” Jones said in 2017. The claim was without evidence.

        In 1994, a government lab did request funds to pursue the development of a weapon that would turn enemy combatants gay, though the project was quickly shelved and no such weapon was developed. A 2013 report in Gizmodo notes that the same lab also requested funding for “bad-breath bombs, flatulence bombs and bombs designed to attract swarms of stinging insects to enemy combatants,” noting that “the gay bomb is certainly the most novel.”

        1. DesigNate   2 months ago

          Oh I knew you were referring to him, just thought it was funny that he was technically wrong but only in the weird way we actually are affecting them.

        2. Mother's Lament   2 months ago

          Yeah, that politruk Higgins' article is horseshit in that it affects amphibian mating behaviors long before the sex changes occur. So actually Jones was absolutely correct.
          Sorry to do this to one of your cherished religious beliefs.

      2. mad.casual   2 months ago

        So it wasn’t making them gay so much as transitioning them.

        Analogously, a point that Reason used to bring up; when DDT thinned out eagle egg shells, it was outright banned... no matter how many human lives its use would save.

    3. Mother's Lament   2 months ago

      "endocrine disruptors in the water supply are a problem. (Just ask all of the gay frogs!)"

      Which actually happened because dumping hormones and whatnot in the water supply can affect fish and amphibian behavior, but pointing that out after five different scientific papers did is pretty crazy and should mean you get endless mockery from smug midwits.

    4. JFree   2 months ago

      You do understand that there is zero possibility of actually chasing down a water pollution source unless the pollutant is rarer than gold (but obviously as valuable as shit).

    5. Ben of Houston   2 months ago

      That's the crazy idea. For 20 years we have been hearing about endocrine disruptors being a problem, but as soon as a Republican mentions it, now it's an insane and evil conspiracy theory

  5. Don't look at me! ( Is the war over yet?)   2 months ago

    More testing needed!

  6. MollyGodiva   2 months ago

    Republicans are sick demented fucks to thinking up this.

    1. Mother's Lament   2 months ago

      Yeah, killing babies isn't the demented part, it's requesting you not dump the poisons you used to do it in the water supply that's bad.

      Do you ever get tired of being evil, Tony?

      1. MollyGodiva   2 months ago

        Is an egg the same as a chicken?

        1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   2 months ago

          Do you know where chickens come from, you retard?

          1. TJJ2000   2 months ago

            The egg that came from the other chicken?
            Maybe all the eggs can 'own' all the chickens and then the chickens can all be enslaved by their eggs?

            Instead of playing the what comes 1st endless game how about addressing *inherent* rights and what *inherently* an egg doesn't have that a chicken does.

            1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   2 months ago

              Well, since we can legally kill and eat both eggs and chickens, it seems like they have the same rights.

              Hey, maybe that is the solution to abortion. Make it legal to kill fetuses and women.

              1. TJJ2000   2 months ago

                I'm sure you know, even if your prejudice cannot admit it, that killing an egg isn't possible because an 'egg' isn't alive.

                1. Social Justice is neither   2 months ago

                  Unfertilized is not but fertilized is and will be a chicken without malevolent interference.

                  1. TJJ2000   2 months ago

                    Great. Then you'll have ZERO problem allowing Fetal Ejection.
                    So long as you actually believe what you just said.

                    1. Ersatz   2 months ago

                      *smh*
                      you never give up, do you

                    2. TJJ2000   2 months ago

                      Giving up logical thought for a sheeple-mind isn't a good trade.

          2. JFree   2 months ago

            The supermarket, retard

        2. Mother's Lament   2 months ago

          You really fucked up in Grade 5 science class, huh?

          If you'd been paying attention you would have learned that a woman carries a lifetime supply of human eggs in her ovaries.

          A fetus, however, is not a human “egg.” It is an early stage of a developing human being, complete with its own genome. Being a fetus is simply one phase in the continuum of human life, just as puberty or post-menopause are phases, whereas an unfertilized egg is only one of the biological components required for reproduction.

          If a chicken egg has been fertilized and a developing embryo is present inside, then yes, it is a chicken at an early stage. An unfertilized chicken egg with no embryo is comparable to the unfertilized eggs in human ovaries and an empty uterus: a necessary ingredient, but not an organism in development.

          Everything you believe is predicated on your scientific illiteracy and your monstrous ignorance, Tony.

          1. TJJ2000   2 months ago

            Does the early stage developing human being fetus have an inherent life?
            If that answer is 'no' then you can't pretend it isn't dead already.

            1. Social Justice is neither   2 months ago

              Yes, they have life.

              1. TJJ2000   2 months ago

                Then set them free! What's the problem? Legalize fetal ejection.

                1. Horatio Cornblower   2 months ago

                  Seems a bit evil...

                  What's the difference between that and parental neglect leading to a toddler's death?

                  1. TJJ2000   2 months ago

                    More ?evil? than using a 'Gun' to force a person to reproduce against their will?
                    Maybe legalizing rape should be an agenda so Johnnys hormones aren't neglected?
                    He just might get turned-down "leading to" being shot !dead! by a defiant woman.

                    1. Horatio Cornblower   2 months ago

                      Yeah, my comment definitely says I condone rape. Freak.

                      I am generally against abortion, except in the case of rape or real chance of death of the mother.

                      Fuck you for arguing at the extremes.

                    2. TJJ2000   2 months ago

                      As-if Individual Liberty was at an Anarchy level around here.

                      Just one-more excuse to 'Gun' Demand those 'icky' people do what [WE] 3rd party tyrants want.

                      As-if it has anything to do with them personally beyond a power-trip.

        3. Chumby   2 months ago

          Can roosters lay eggs?

          1. Zeb   2 months ago

            No, but they should demand the right to do so. And then join the Judean People's Front.

  7. Neutral not Neutered   2 months ago

    Ridiculous. It seems stupid is becoming contagious. The water supply is being poisoned and needs to be cleaned. Deal with it.

    1. Zeb   2 months ago

      Then the same should apply to urine of anyone taking birth control, menstrual products, miscarriages and probably lots of other things I'm not thinking of. If this is a problem that requires this kind of solution, why start with a relatively small part of the problem that just happens to coincide with a highly divisive political issue?

  8. Mother's Lament   2 months ago

    "'Catch Kits' for Fetal Remains Are Republicans' Latest Dystopian Plan To Punish Abortions"

    "Not killing babies and poisoning water supplies is dystopian!!!"

    *Dabs 2025 Reason bingo card*

  9. AT   2 months ago

    For physicians, failing to do so would be a crime punishable by up to $10,000 and/or three and a half years in prison, according to the Green Bay Press Gazette.

    I like it. If they're going to be complicit in baby killing, then make it a dance on a razor's edge.

    It's hard to look at legislation like this and imagine that it's actually about anything but punishing women who have abortions.

    YES. IT IS ABOUT PUNISHING WOMEN WHO HAVE ABORTIONS. STOP SAYING IT LIKE IT'S A BAD THING.

    Your insistence on baby murder makes these lateral moves necessary. I, for one, champion their ingenuity.

    Like a pinko leftist suing a gun company into compliance. Great, you won. It took them $10 kajillion dollars to fix it, and us 10 seconds to figure out how to get around your "win." Glock Switch V. Bravo you dingbats.

    If you're going to kill babies, we're going to find you and figure out whatever creative solutions we have to stop you.

    Just stop killing the babies. It's not that big an ask.

    It's putting women—including possibly women who did not want to end their pregnancies but miscarried naturally and need pharmaceutical help completing the process—through uncomfortable and humiliating rituals based purely on political propaganda.

    Good. Make them uncomfortable and humiliated. If you think that pointing at one "miscarried naturally" is going to cow us into excusing the 999 women committing abortion, you're wrong.

    The rape/incest baby exception stopped working a long time ago, Liz. You're not going to replace it with this.

    1. Davy C   2 months ago

      And "possibly" is doing a lot of work there, since the draft bill specifically exempts people with the intention of removing a dead fetus. She's talking about an imagined version of the bill with this exemption removed I guess. You could take any bill and think up how it could be worse and then get outraged over what you imagined, but it doesn't seem all that productive to do so.

  10. Wizzle Bizzle   2 months ago

    So objecting to killing babies and slipping them into the drinking water is dystopian? What then would you call support for that policy? Because you've completely devalued the word "dystopian", so we can't use that. How about gender-fluid, biology-denying, baby killer? You fucking freak.

    1. TJJ2000   2 months ago

      What baby? That is precisely where the BS-Propaganda sits.

      Anti-Abortion radicals keep making-up a 'baby' in their imaginations but do everything possibly to keep from allowing and actual 'baby' to exist.

      If you cannot support 'baby' freedom (i.e. Fetal ejection)
      UR supporting Gov-Gun FORCED reproduction.

      1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   2 months ago

        Another magic birth canal fairy story?

        Look, perhaps the status of a fetus needs to be recognized as something besides fully human and ready to file suit and just a random clump of cells. And the political issue has to become more mature than the current idiot shouting match.

        1. TJJ2000   2 months ago

          Maybe the maturity in 'political issue' should revolve around Individual *inherent* rights instead of politicians 'moral standards' (as so well-explained in the Dobbs ruling).

          At least Roe v Wade was based on Constitutional reasoning. Dobbs was nothing but 'drugs and prostitution' in today's Lost-Constitution land - is no longer an Individual Right so lets decide to excuse this Gov-Gun implement 'moral standard' as well that strips more Individual Liberty from the people.

  11. defaultdotxbe   2 months ago

    If you think the diseases you might catch from feTal matter are bad, wait until you hear what you can catch from feCal matter!

  12. Thoritsu   2 months ago

    Good article this time ENB. No TDS!

    More unenforceable BS laws. Just what we need. One can flush crap or blood, and put rancid ground meat in the garbage disposal, but not a little clump of cells, but only IF it wasn't a miscarriage. Then it is ok. Religion is a disease.

    1. AT   2 months ago

      Religion is a disease.

      That's a weird thing to bring up. What do you think environmentalism and LGBT has to do with this conversation?

      1. TJJ2000   2 months ago

        The Anti-Abortion crusade was literally launched by Democrat - Catholics.
        It has everything to do with religion. As-if Alito's "moral standard" didn't clarify that to a T.

        1. AT   2 months ago

          Wait, lmao, you don't think there are moral standards?

          1. TJJ2000   2 months ago

            I don't think 'Guns' (Gov-Guns) are the proper tool to force upon others some 3rd parties moral (religious) standards.

            Religion & 'Guns' do not mix well. As history has shown time and time again.

            1. AT   2 months ago

              Nice shift from "moral" to "religious" since you couldn't defend your own argument on the former.

              1. TJJ2000   2 months ago

                As-if the two weren't completely related.

                "morality has a Christian connotation to many Westerners (morality as something that’s personal) , since moral theology is prominent in the church. Similarly, ethics is the term used in conjunction with business, medicine, or law."
                https://www.britannica.com/story/whats-the-difference-between-morality-and-ethics

                1. AT   2 months ago

                  A moral argument can be made without depending on religion to substantiate it.

                  Thou shalt not steal.

                  Is it wrong because it has religious connotations? I even wrote it WITH the religious connotations. Is it wrong simply because the correct religion also emphasizes its moral quality?

                  See, what you're doing is trying to avoid the moral argument by pointing out said religious associations which you then (incorrectly) think you can dismiss out of hand on account OF being religious.

                  Well, A) thou shalt not steal is morally true; and B) so is Christianity. Disagree with them all you want, it simply makes you wrong.

                  1. TJJ2000   2 months ago

                    Thou shalt not steal.
                    Is it wrong because it ... infringes on the rights of others.
                    Just like 'Gun' forcing reproduction.
                    Is it wrong because it ... infringes on the rights of others.

                    Religion is the only excuse to 3rd-pary 'Gun' demand reproduction from others.

            2. Ersatz   2 months ago

              plus, you could just as easily say Science and Guns do not mix well...
              any kind of justification for authoritarian restrictions on freedoms are problematic.

              Just curious... where do you stand on Old Elvis vs Young Elvis?
              it has a bearing on this topic

              1. TJJ2000   2 months ago

                ^Indeed. Yes. "any kind of justification for authoritarian restrictions on freedoms are problematic"
                I have no idea what "Old Elvis vs Young Elvis" is.

        2. Ben of Houston   2 months ago

          Look. Just because religion weighs in on a subject doesn't make it religious.

          After all, laws against theft aren't considered religious, regardless of the thou shalt.

          If you believe a fetus is a separate human being with rights, then abortion is murder. This belief is arbitrary as there is no clear bright line where the fetus crosses between secretion and human.

          Religion plays no part in this discussion other than as a strawman used by both sides.

          1. AT   2 months ago

            Actually there is a clear bright line. It's called "conception."

            1. TJJ2000   2 months ago

              YOU have every right to believe that all you want.
              YOU do NOT have the right to 'Gun' force YOUR belief onto others.

              The State does-not 'own' every vagina under the sun.

              1. AT   2 months ago

                It's not my belief. It's simple biological reality.

                1. TJJ2000   2 months ago

                  The biological reality is; you cannot have a 'baby' in existence at that point.
                  No matter how yappy-flappy your mouth runs. It is IMPOSSIBLE.
                  If that wasn't the actual reality; you'd have ZERO issue with fetal ejection.
                  Proving beyond any reasonable doubt the purpose is to 'Gun' FORCE reproduction.

          2. TJJ2000   2 months ago

            Theft infringes on someone else's inherent right of ownership.

            Anti-Abortionists are literally trying to take by 'Gun' force the inherent right-of-body ownership from the Woman.

            Precisely because the very thing they want to claim has an 'inherent' right obviously doesn't because if it did they could support fetal ejection.

            It's isn't the 'jab' of abortion Anti-Abortionists are against or that's what it would be about.
            It's literally about trying to Gov 'Gun' FORCE her to reproduce.

  13. Gaear Grimsrud   2 months ago

    Anecdotally neither I nor Mrs Grimsrud have become pregnant since the introduction of this waste into the water supply.

  14. Liberty_Belle   2 months ago

    Every time I think I've read the WTF-iest story imaginable, authoritarian busybody Republicans come up with something new.

    1. Gaear Grimsrud   2 months ago

      I know right? Next they'll be shutting down the economy and forcing people to get experimental drug injections.

      1. damikesc   2 months ago

        They might go extreme and sic the FBI on parents who make complaints about school board meetings.

        At this point --- since we are ALREADY living under progressive fascism, let's retaliate. Hard.

        1. chemjeff radical individualist   2 months ago

          They might go extreme and sic the FBI on parents who make complaints about school board meetings.

          What did the FBI allegedly do to these parents?

          1. Don't look at me! ( Is the war over yet?)   2 months ago

            Poor jeffy

            1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   2 months ago

              Poor Jeffy the professional cunt?

          2. damikesc   2 months ago

            It was quite a large story. Sorry you missed it.

            https://reason.com/2021/10/06/ag-merrick-garland-fbi-critical-race-theory-parents-schools-domestic-terrorists/

            You sided with the AG and FBI on this, mind you. Yes, you specifically.

            1. chemjeff radical individualist   2 months ago

              From your linked article:

              On Monday, Garland sent a memo to the federal law enforcement agency directing it to coordinate with the nation's 14,000 school districts.

              So, the FBI was directed to coordinate with school districts. Okay. How did that coordination turn out? How many parents were "sicced" upon?

              Yes, I know the answer, but I want to know if you are willing to tell the truth on this matter.

              1. damikesc   2 months ago

                https://www.foxnews.com/politics/fbi-targeted-parents-via-terrorism-tools-despite-garland-testimony?msockid=0ba6fca62534618a085feacc24e26061

                https://judiciary.house.gov/media/press-releases/us-house-judiciary-republicans-doj-labeled-dozens-of-parents-as-terrorist

                How does leftist cock taste, jeffy? Fucking fascist. You know what should be done to all fascists, right?

  15. Eeyore   2 months ago

    Can we just require fetuses to be vaccinated against COVID-19 before they are allowed to get the medical procedure abortion?

    1. SQRLSY   2 months ago

      How do fetuses get abortions in the first place? Who gets them impregnated in the first place? Sounds like there's some PRE-child rape going on! Is it Scumby's rapefugees that are doing this shit? Border cuntrol needed here? Or chastity belts for fetuses?

      1. Chumby   2 months ago

        https://www.newsweek.com/illegal-immigrant-accused-rape-child-1966925

        1. SQRLSY   2 months ago

          Butt can the illegal sub-humans rape fetuses? And would putting chastity belts on the fetuses prevent all of this?

          1. Chumby   2 months ago

            Shit-eating bitch, you are a retarded shit-eating bitch.

  16. Davy C   2 months ago

    Whether you think this is a good idea or a bad one, Wisconsin's governor is a pro-abortion-rights Democrat and the Republicans do not have a supermajority, so there is zero chance of this actually becoming a law anytime soon.

    A bit much to call this "dystopian" though. Worst case scenario... it burdens (drug) abortions to the point where nobody wants to get one? I mean, if the Wisconsin supreme court hadn't been overtly partisan, abortion would already be banned here, since the old law was never actually repealed.

  17. TJJ2000   2 months ago

    As-if there wasn't a 'catch kit' already installed at the wastewater dept.
    Yeah; this has Gov-Gun-Gods 'moral standards' written all over it.

    1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   2 months ago

      Morals are SOOO oppressive, right? All that white slaver nonsense about don't kill, don't steal, and don't lie.

      1. TJJ2000   2 months ago

        Racist Slavery - infringes on others Individual Rights.
        Killing - infringes on others Individual Rights.
        Stealing - infringes on others Individual Rights.
        - and -
        Forcing Reproduction - infringes on others Individual Rights.

        ...whether your 'moral standards' (religion) agrees with it or not.

        1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   2 months ago

          Personal consequences - infringes on imaginary rights for people who think a life without responsibility is a right.

          1. TJJ2000   2 months ago

            I believe it's your personal responsibility to sustain my life!..... /s

            Why it sounds just-like the left. Predictably who's Catholic niche launched the movement.
            Who was defeated by Republican justices who wrote Roe v Wade.

            I'm just confused on why Republicans decided to take-over Democrats Anti-Individual Liberty power-trip and Democrats decided to dis-own it.

  18. JFree   2 months ago

    This is a wonderful idea. Fetii should also be genetically tested to make sure that Rs aren't secretly aborting or miscarrying their incest created spawn. The only acceptable facility exempt from testing should be an outhouse.

    1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   2 months ago

      Kill, er, abort yourself.

      1. SQRLSY   2 months ago

        Broken-record-playing Demonic Death-Worshitter Worshits Death... More news at 6:66!!!

        Cuntsorevaturds making friends, gathering votes, and influencing people by... PEDDLING KOOL-AID AND SUICIDE!!! How's it workin' for ya, servant, serpent, and slurp-pants (pants-slurper) of the Evil One?

        EvilBahnFuhrer, drinking EvilBahnFuhrer Kool-Aid in a spiraling vortex of darkness, cannot or will not see the Light… It’s a VERY sad song! Kinda like this…

        He’s a real Kool-Aid Man,
        Sitting in his Kool-Aid Land,
        Playing with his Kool-Aid Gland,
        His Hero is Jimmy Jones,
        https://www.britannica.com/biography/Jim-Jones
        Loves death and the dying moans,
        Then he likes to munch their bones!
        He’s truly, completely a necrophiliac,
        His brain, squirming toad-like, is REALY, really whack!
        Has no thoughts that help the people,
        He wants to turn them all to sheeple!
        On the sheeple, his Master would feast,
        Master? A disaster! Just the nastiest Beast!
        Kool-Aid man, please listen,
        You don’t know, what you’re missin’,
        Kool-Aid man, better thoughts are at hand,
        The Beast, to LEAVE, you must COMMAND!

        A helpful book is to be found here: M. Scott Peck, Glimpses of the Devil
        https://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/1439167265/reasonmagazinea-20/

        Hey EvilBahnFuhrer …
        If EVERYONE who makes you look bad, by being smarter and better-looking than you, killed themselves, per your wishes, then there would be NO ONE left!
        Who would feed you? Whose tits would you suck at, to make a living? WHO would change your perpetually-smelly DIAPERS?!!?
        You’d better come up with a better plan, Stan!

        Signed, Yours Truly, Heaven-on-Earth-Based Skeptic of Servants, Serpents, and Slurp-Pants of the Evil One

    2. SQRLSY   2 months ago

      Butt twat if a bear not only shits in the woods, butt also drops a miscarried fetus in the woods? Could we EVER bear with the water cuntamination caused thereby and bearby?

    3. damikesc   2 months ago

      It's the Left bringing in the incest laden third world spawn into the country ad infinitum.

      Fuck, a leftist star married her brother.

  19. Moderation4ever   2 months ago

    This idea simply shows the looniness of a segment of the antichoice movement. The amount of fecal matter containing any number of drugs people are taking would far surpass any concerns about abortion medications. What is even crazier is that in Wisconsin the Republican refuse to allow a vote to extend Medicaid to women who have given birth. It does seem the Republican moto is protect life right up to birth and not beyond.

    1. damikesc   2 months ago

      Sure, if you're such an imbecile that you should be placed into observation and care for the rest of your life, given your inability to take care of yourself.

      Fascist.

      1. Moderation4ever   2 months ago

        Great response, not sure what it means but clearly your response falls in line with Donald Trump's "The Art of the Rebuttal".

  20. Hugo S. Cunningham   2 months ago

    "Water supply"? Toilets drain into sewage treatment plants or cesspools, not reservoirs. Or maybe there is substance to that old taunt? "How do you kill a MAGA when he's drinking?" "Slam down the toilet seat!"

    1. damikesc   2 months ago

      Must be painful to be as braindead as you are. Your mom's desire to abort you seemed to have ALMOST worked as you are brain dead.

  21. mad.casual   2 months ago

    It's putting women—including possibly women who did not want to end their pregnancies but miscarried naturally and need pharmaceutical help completing the process—through uncomfortable and humiliating rituals based purely on political propaganda.

    Won't somebody please think of all the abusive men, kidnappers, sex traffickers, and "volunteer" minor sex workers who would be subject to the same "uncomfortable and humiliating rituals"?!?!

  22. LIBtranslator   2 months ago

    If the Dem party valued women having individual rights, its platform committee would delete planked demands to outlaw energy because collectivist Sharknado warmunism. The LP never had any such plank, and more libertarians than democrats know the definition of energy. Then again, the genuine LP advocated individual rights--even for pregnant women.

    1. Horatio Cornblower   2 months ago

      Wut?

      Exhibit 1, kids. This is why you shouldn't abuse drugs.

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