Don't Fear 'Frankenfood.' We're Already Living in the Lab-Grown Future.
Many people prefer naturally produced over man-made. But isn't there something just as compelling about the stuff that thousands of people collaborated to make?

Things didn't go well the first time Rebecca Torbruegge took a turn at the go-kart track. She ended up with a burn on her leg that refused to heal and eventually—skip the next bit if you're squeamish—"started bubbling." Doctors in Sydney quickly determined she'd need a graft. But instead of following the usual procedure of scraping a patch from the 22-year-old's backside, slapping it over the wound, and hoping for the best, researchers wondered if she'd like to try something new: custom-printed skin, laid down layer by layer by a machine, built from her own cells.
Asked about her decision to become the first human recipient of bedside 3D bioprinting in May, Torbruegge offered this delightfully Australian understatement to a local news station: "I thought about it for a bit, and then thought, 'Yeah, why not?'"
Torbruegge might be garbage at go-karting, but she's right about how we should approach our lab-grown future. A new era of printed, cultured, grown, and engineered stuff is coming fast around the bend, and we should greet it with a shrug.
You can now eat a steak grown from cow cells that never saw a pasture, taste cheese made with whey protein brewed by microbes that have never passed through an udder, wear a diamond formed from lab-coaxed carbon, and shake hands with someone who has an ear 3D printed from her own cartilage cells. For a couple of decades now, we've been replacing bladders and tracheas and sections of burned flesh with living tissue that started in a sterile lab and ended up integrated into someone's body, pumping blood, producing mucus, or just sitting there looking pretty and unscarred.
There's always a backlash. Words such as unnatural, fake, Frankenfood, and synthetic get thrown around like accusations. The assumption is that anything born in a lab must be lesser, or at least deeply suspicious.
In the 1990s, genetically modified foods (GMOs) were labeled Frankenfoods by sensationalist media and activists. Wild claims circulated that GMOs would cause cancer or environmental ruin. Bans and strict regulations ensued. But over time, evidence showed GMO crops to be as safe as conventional ones. They delivered real benefits such as reducing pesticide use and boosting yields. More than 70 percent of processed foods in America contain GMO ingredients, and billions of meals have been eaten without ill effect.
The first in vitro fertilization (IVF) baby was described as a bioethical catastrophe waiting to happen. Millions of healthy, happy kids later, hardly anyone even calls them "test-tube babies" anymore.
Giving in to the suspicion of the new has costs. Europe famously resisted GMOs, along with many other biotech innovations. (Interestingly, many of the same countries that have banned GMOs have astonishing high rates of IVF: 5 percent to 10 percent of live births, compared with closer to 2 percent in the U.S.) In our cover story, "Why Europeans Have Less," Sam Bowman describes what happens when you trade away future economic growth in a mistaken attempt to preserve an imagined golden past and the semblance of control.
Lab-grown diamonds come in for disdain despite the fact that they are carbon crystals with the same atomic structure and sparkle as mined gems, grown in a matter of weeks in high-tech machines rather than over millennia underground. But by 2024, an estimated 45 percent of engagement rings in the U.S. were set with lab-grown diamonds, up from virtually zero a decade prior. In the Henan province, a hub sometimes called the Diamond Capital of China, dozens of factories use high-pressure, high-temperature presses to churn out diamonds by the ton.
Humans are sentimental, irrational creatures, hung up on invisible histories. We imbue objects with meaning based on their provenance rather than their properties. We prefer natural or even magical to man-made. But isn't there something just as compelling about an ear or a ring or a milkshake or even a baby that dozens or even thousands of people collaborated to man-make from the building blocks of the universe? It's a story at least as awe-inspiring as the natural processes that result in the same stuff. A bed of moss and quilt are both nice places to have a picnic, but only one of them has the added charm of being made with good intentions by human hands.
Each of these arcs carries the same lesson: Humans have a tendency to greet transformative innovations with reflexive fear and moral outrage. But time and again, the feared outcomes—whether "designer babies," "mutant foods," or "unnatural bodies"—fail to materialize in the nightmare form imagined. Instead, the technology, applied by responsible hands, improves lives and often becomes mundane.
Somewhere in the world today, there's probably a young adult conceived through IVF, wearing a lab-grown diamond engagement ring, and drinking a smoothie made with synthetic whey protein. She's not a monster. She's indistinguishable from her naturally conceived, blood diamond–wearing, raw milk–drinking counterpart. If anything, she's probably rather dull. I bet she can't even drive a go-kart.
We're already living in the lab-grown future. It's not a dystopia of artifice. It looks like healing and luxury and choice. It's a wave of meaningful improvements in our lives that we should greet with a cheerful "Yeah, why not?"
This article originally appeared in print under the headline "Our Lab-Grown Future."
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"But isn't there something just as compelling about the stuff that thousands of people collaborated to make?"
I'd have to say, no.
Yeah Not at all. Makes it worse
"None of us is as dumb as all of us"
I disagree. Have you seen Tony and charlie?
I think so. I'm one of those people some of my friends make fun of who watch all the end credits of movies. There's something impressive to me about how all those people contributed to the making. I was bothered that Eddington used a type of squeeze-and-rush credits at the end.
Do you get a list of credits of everyone that was involved in the manufacture of your new tv or car?
And for some failed government project?
The same could be said for the fruits of the European rapefugee gangs’ efforts. And it would be just as wrong there too.
When do we get ze lab grown bugs?
I demand organic, non-GMO, free-range bugs!
Can I get my bugs 3d printed using Kobe beef cells?
If we can print cartilage to rebuild ears why not do the same for joints instead of metallic and plastic replacements?
I'm all for lab-grown meat, the more choices the better, but what a waste -- we already know how to make meat, and they turn otherwise-unusable land into productive grazing land. How about trying to make something completely different. Look at how we make sausage -- don't tell me that's natural. Come up with something brand new.
As for skin grafts and joints, bring it on!
I'm still hoping for a GMO only grocery store.
You've got a big mountain to sell if you want people not to 'fear' the inevitable Government involvement people know will happen.
Like those ?new? perfect Lab-Grown solar and wind subsidies that are but a swamp-of-despair trying to 'Gun'-out their more-worthy competition.
I love how the same people who, just a decade ago, were riding high on the Organic Farm-To-Table bandwagon are now pushing this nonsense instead.
How fickle the trends - and the mindless sheep who follow them - that have gone from Farmers Markets to Chemical Laboratories in such a short time.
"Raw Milk is great!"
"NO GROW IT IN A LAB!"
I am 100% convinced that KMW is a schizophrenic. An actual legit schizophrenic. And only hires other schizophrenics. That's the ONLY thing that explains this ludicrous periodical/website.
I think she's just an idiot. I stopped watching Reason Roundtable long ago. Her fellow editors are active left-wing partisans with smarmy elitist sympathies. She legitimately adds nothing of value to any conversation I've heard. She is a shallow thinker who is guided by emotion and self-image.
active left-wing partisans with smarmy elitist sympathies
Yes, very "let them eat cake" vibes dripping off their every word.
I prefer my lab grown meat grown on a farm, on a pasture, in an animal. A revolutionary idea, I know, but the future is ours if we're willing to fight for it.
I love how the same people who, just a decade ago, were riding high on the Organic Farm-To-Table bandwagon are now pushing this nonsense instead.
Down to the "We'll make up the loss on volume." wrt to thermodynamics.
If you do absolutely anything *else* besides go out in the field and build a cell culture lab, including expending no energy, the grass grows, and the cows graze. You simply collect the meat at the end. Now, if you put in the additional work of building the cell culture lab, piping in water, powering it, staffing it, managing it, feeding everyone... you can conceivably put in lots of work to get what you got previously by doing no work.
Moreover, this might make sense if you live in the Himalayas or in the middle of the Sahara or on Mars or some other place where cows (or sheep or goats) don't normally grow of their own accord. However, it's still, by Reason's own "MUH FREE TRADEZ!" conception, cheaper to grow more cows where they grow naturally and simply ship the bits to wherever they need to go and leave the land in the Himalayas or Sahara to better uses like power generation.
Moreover, moreover, above in the case of Mars, there isn't any real intrinsic value that isn't available here on Earth except exploration and/or direct experiential learning. Even *then* you wouldn't grow the cell cultured meat here on Earth, if at all. You'd simply ship dry proteins and amino acids the way we do it to space and remote locations here on Earth now.
There is no application where lab-grown meat isn't a stupid and expensive culinary affectation like serving things under a smoke-filled dome.
I don't think those are the same people. Both tend toward the left of center politically (though crunchy conservatives are a thing too), but the natural food hippies and the technocrat bioengineers are pretty distinct groups.
I'm sure that's probably true.
I'm saying that the mindless NPC cheerleaders - like KMW and all of Reason, hoping to increase their social credit score - always line up behind the fad du jour.
Not for any meritorious reason - or Reason - just because they have so little self-worth that they crave validation from others. To think there's any thought process behind it is to give them too much credit (especially with KMW). The AWFL Karens are only ever guided by their singular purpose of not getting kicked out of their hoity toity Brunch Club at the Waldorf (KMW especially).
'Humans are sentimental, irrational creatures, hung up on invisible histories.'
That's why more democracy always gets us better results, right?
Let Koch eat that shit.
Of course, I don’t think it’s his demographic they're planning on shoveling this garbage to in the glorious upcoming utopia.
Come on, man, it will be bad enough for Uncle Charles to have to smell bug-breath from his servants.
GMO Turducken was White Mike’s frankenfood fear. Though that duck did push the vax quite a bit.
Lab grown meat is a threat to the livestock industry. That is why DeSantis banned it. There is a lawsuit in progress:
https://reason.com/2025/04/28/a-federal-judge-greenlights-a-lawsuit-that-claims-floridas-ban-on-lab-grown-meat-is-unconstitutional/
Hopefully DeSantis loses this one and has to pay damages.
Lab grown meat is a threat to the livestock industry.
lol, no it's not.
There is a lawsuit in progress
Reason citing Reason! *drink*
Fucking OrangesManBad.
I for one am delighted at the menu my global elite betters are preparing for me.
You really are stuck on stupid, aren’t you? It would probably help if you were a little less obtuse and understood that you’re universally considered a retarded buffoon here.
Go back to Vox, Slate, Rolling Stone, or WaPo. Those are homes for gibbering Marxists, such as yourself.
I don't have problem with any of this. However, to be competitive any new "product" coming in late to the market must be better, cheaper, and more plentiful than established products. Otherwise it will fail. This is completely independent of any moral, cultural, or ethical considerations.
made with good intentions
That is often very questionable. Follow the money.
Right to Davos
Their big annual conclave would be a great time to round them up all once. Or just drone strike the shit out of that place. After declaring them a terror group.
Think how many global problems that could be headed off that way.
You underestimate them. Their cloaked flying saucers would shoot down your drones.
Nuh uh. I already called force fields. So their weapons are useless.
From corn on the cob to tomatoes, and chicken to lamb chops, the ancestral varieties of our favorite foods are so far removed from the ones we consume as to be unrecognizable. in the state of nature.
Meat is fairly close to the natural version. Have you never eaten wild game meat? It's pretty easy to recognize it as meat and whether it is from fowl, swine or ungulate.
In a genuinely free market I'd have no concerns about printed meat from a lab. In the country I actually live in, I rationally worry that, if it gets anywhere remotely feasible, the push will be on to ban the real thing.
This is nonsense. What will happen is the market will take over and the real thing, what ever that is, will likely fall to a niche market. I can buy all the vegetables I want in my grocery store, but i go weekly to my local farmers market. When lab-grown meat is common, pasture raised meats will be available at a premium price. I think the real change will happen when lab grown meat is cheap enough for fast food restaurants to switch. The volume of the meat these restaurants use will shift the market.
Factory farming is arguably the most grotesque thing humans have tolerated.
I try to avoid animal products as much as practical, so I'm very much looking forward to the proliferation of lab-grown options.
"But over time, evidence showed GMO crops to be as safe as conventional ones."
Has there even been enough time pass to validate this comment?
Typically, statements similar to this claim are more likely parroting propaganda and not an actual study that indicates the claim or even uses an unbiased scientific method .
Much like the FDA who neglects the "Safety" part, it is much more likely that the food inspectors and regulators are incentivized to turn a blind eye to the gaping holes as well.
Lab created foods and some GMO's may one day be legitimately determined to be safe, however at this point, it is no where close to legitimately being said.
Actual studies of sufficient scale need to be done by unbiased third parties first. Not biased studies sponsored by interested parties with a financial stake.