The Government Named This Baby 'Unakite Thirteen Hotel.' Years Later, Her Father Still Can't Change It.
He also can't get a birth certificate or Social Security number for his daughter.

A Nebraska man is struggling to get a birth certificate and Social Security number for his toddler daughter after a bureaucratic mishap left her with the nonsensical name "Unakite Thirteen Hotel" in medical records.
The girl's mother—who had struggled with drug problems, according to an NBC News story about the case—had relinquished her to the state immediately after she was born at a house in Iowa in November 2022. When the girl was handed over to foster parents, she was issued a "certificate of live birth," a provisional document that hospitals use to start the process of issuing a birth certificate. Bizarrely, the girl was given a computer-generated placeholder name: "Unakite Thirteen Hotel."
When 49-year-old Jason Kilburn—who says he had dated the girl's mother periodically over several years—learned about the baby, he took a DNA test that proved he was her biological father. When he gained custody of the girl, whom he named "Caroline Elizabeth," he learned that she didn't have a birth certificate or a Social Security number. When he called the hospital that issued Caroline's certificate of live birth, he says he received little guidance on how to get government documents for his daughter.
A convoluted bureaucratic nightmare followed. According to NBC, The Nebraska Department of Health and Human Services filed a motion in juvenile court asking for an order allowing the agency "to establish a legal name for the above-named minor child as Unakite Thirteen Hotel," so they could use Caroline's computer-generated name to get a birth certificate and Social Security number.
Kilburn says he received a birth certificate with the incorrect name, but it said "for government use only." Plus, the agency never issued Caroline a Social Security number. When Kilburn's lawyer filed a motion attempting to re-open the issue, the court denied it. As a result, Kilburn hasn't been able to get Medicaid or other government benefits for his daughter. Kilburn told NBC that a recent check-up for Caroline cost him $700.
"Three or four weeks ago, she was sick. She had a fever and she was throwing up, and I had to weigh my options about what I was going to do," he said. "It really sucks to sit here and watch her suffer when there's health care out there that I can't get because of this."
"It's like she's a ghost," he told NBC. "It's been very, very taxing."
Unfortunately, Kilburn isn't the only parent who has struggled to get their child basic government paperwork after an unusual birth. In 2022, a Washington, D.C., couple chose to have an unassisted home birth and, years later, were still struggling to obtain a birth certificate for their son after the city denied their application.
"It feels like I am an absentee father even though I am here," the boy's father told The Washington Post. "I can't physically show that my son belongs to me because I have no document. And I might now have to go to court to prove my fathership to my child. And I have been here since day one. I haven't left."
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DOGE couldn't cut deep enough at the SSA if they tried.
Also a reminder that city governments suck. Local doesn't make it better - it just makes it suck for fewer people.
re: "Local doesn't make it better ..."
That is very well put. Thank you.
"Local doesn't make it better"
First; Medicaid and SS isn't Local.
Second; Maybe taking others $ isn't suppose to be easy.
Just call her Eunice for short.
This mess up with with Nebraska state officals. Cutting SSA staff would make it even harder to resolve these types of errors.
I think he should keep the name. Unakite is a mineral that is said to have spiritual properties.
I like the first name personally. The middle and last name not so much.
I was actually the other way. Like she's 1st platoon 3rd member of H company on the battlefield.
Unakite: Quit ruining my life... Jason!
Jason: Young lady, I am your father and in this house you will refer to me as Hotel Six Actual!
Lol
Ahmed, Dweezel and Moon Zappa.
What about Diva?
"He also can't get a birth certificate or Social Security number for his daughter."
"We're from the government, and we're here to fuck you."
As a result, Kilburn hasn't been able to get Medicaid or other government benefits for his daughter. Kilburn told NBC that a recent check-up for Caroline cost him $700.
Emma Camp everyone. A weird story about some bureaucratic goofiness, ultimately just a pretext lamenting the fact that someone can't get Big Government handouts.
Marxistarian.
^THIS. +100000000
"pretext lamenting the fact that someone can't get Big Government handouts. "
Wait til the kid tries to get that sweet FAFSA cash.
To be fair, a checkup for a baby wouldn't cost $700 without a lot of government fuckery in the medical and insurance markets.
Is this an institution we want to preserve or one we want to delete? This Glibertarian would like to know!
"to establish a legal name for the above-named minor child as Unakite Thirteen Hotel," so they could use Caroline's computer-generated name to get a birth certificate and Social Security number.
Is this the kind of AI technology we celebrate or the kind that makes us groan? This Glibertarian would like to know!
Just name the next kid - Jennifer');delete from table live_births where firstname like 'Unak%';
If that doesn't work, name the next kid after that "This Social Security Card belongs to Unakite Thirteen Hotel".
All with purely business-transactional surrogates of course.
"recent check-up for Caroline cost him $700"
That's just because you had to pay for everyone else's regulatory wish-list and visits (which you also seem to want the free pony ride).
And that is EXACTLY why socialism fails every-time. Governments 'armed' theft / demand is always a net negative to prosperity. At the end of the socialist tracks is nothing but 'Guns' (politics) fighting over the last twinkie as-is so well on display in today's political atmosphere.
You can 'Gun' demand all you want. Your 'Guns' aren't going to make sh*t for you and sooner or later there is nothing left but DEATH over the last twinkie.
Ironically... Government is suppose to defend you (ensure Liberty & Justice) against such *greedy* 'Gun' Demands not be the very tool that commits those crimes. In every way Socialism is all about turning Government criminal against you.
Government is to supposed to take your money twice a month, just in case someone takes some of your money once every few years.
I'm still waiting for my free pony.
Not having a SSN isn't a deal breaker and it is optional after all. Sure, dad doesn't get a dependent deduction for the kid, yes it will be harder to get a bank account but the kid won't have to pay into So-so Security either so that's a potentially huge win. Doubly so if self employed since that's an extra 12.4% of her own income that she'll get to keep.
Your friendly government (unelected bureaucrats) in action. After all ,they know what's best for you and your family.
On the plus side, she'll be easy to find on social media and in Google searches.
There's lots of stories about kids whose parents were too dumb, too crazy (not even kidding insane), or too anarchist to get a Social security card. One of my neighbors had to get a special court ruling to get one so be could get banking, driver's licenses, all the stuff you need. It's a mess when they can't even get it while she's a child.
I don't get this. If he has an official government birth certificate then why can't he apply to the SS himself and get the number? The certificate has "official government use only" stamped on it but isn't the SSA a government department? Then, after getting the number he can officially change her name. Something is missing in this story.
No, it's just buried in there under the fact that he was dumb enough to fuck the birth mother without protection.