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Fast Food

The McDonald's Election

Plus: Situationships, Japanese pro-natalism, and more...

Liz Wolfe | 11.18.2024 9:44 AM

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Making America Healthy Again, one Big Mac at a time: First it was the Kamala Harris claim that she worked at McDonald's, a probably true but not totally proven story about a job she took back in college, told to try to make her seem middle-class and relatable. Then it was Donald Trump's shift at a McDonald's in Pennsylvania in the final month of the campaign. Now it's Robert F. Kennedy Jr.—Trump's pick to lead the Department of Health and Human Services (HHS), which oversees the nation's food regulators—being hazed by Trump and co., forced to eat burgers and fries on a private jet flying to a UFC match.

RFK Jr. essentially being hazed here with the McDonalds pic.twitter.com/hH3N8GwkhE

— Andy Kaczynski (@KFILE) November 17, 2024

Theories abound about what RFK Jr. will do as HHS head. The discourse has turned to possible culprits for mass obesity and chronic disease. Seed oils? Food dyes? Too much added sugar in food? (Certainly that last one.) And of course, this has all spiraled into a discourse about elites unwilling to admit that McDonald's tastes good, further purported proof of the disconnect between the ruling class and the masses.

All of this is to say that the coming health culture wars will be tedious and miserable, made worse by RFK Jr. serving as generalissimo.

"President Trump has asked me to do three things: 1. Clean up the corruption in our government health agencies. 2. Return those agencies to their rich tradition of gold-standard, evidence-based science. 3. Make America Healthy Again by ending the chronic disease epidemic," writes Kennedy on X. Note the rhetorical trick here: the use of the word return implies these agencies are not currently engaged in evidence-based science but Kennedy will come to the rescue.

There's a bit of a tension here, in that RFK Jr. wants to slash major parts of these agencies, ridding them of festering corruption, but he also wants to empower the regulators further to drive various food products and additives out of circulation.

Some changes Kennedy might make could be a good thing. He is a proponent, for example, of raw milk, which consumers should be free to buy and producers should be free to sell. (Many states make it quite hard to do so.) But he also frequently goes after the wrong culprits, like when he talks about how using high-fructose corn syrup, instead of real sugar, is a major factor contributing to obesity. That much is true, but the way to solve for that is not to direct more state muscle to cracking down; it's to remove the sugar tariffs and corn subsidies that led to it being this way in the first place. The cheapness of high-fructose corn syrup is an artifact of government policy, and sometimes the solution is as simple as repealing existing bad laws on the books. As for the last bit—getting Americans to consume less sugar—that may be an area where the culture should change, but it isn't one where health bureaucrats should punish people's choices.

This is all par for the course with Kennedy, though. He gets a few things right, but he consistently muddles the details and blames the wrong culprits.

Another example: Kennedy wants to review vaccine safety data, to figure out which vaccines should be pulled from market. "People ought to have a choice, and that choice ought to be informed by the best information," Kennedy told NBC earlier this month. "So I'm gonna make sure the scientific safety studies and efficacy studies are out there, and people can make individual assessments about whether that product is gonna be good for them." If Kennedy wants to put those studies in a more prominent part of the HHS website so citizens can review them more easily, that's fine with me. But this isn't exactly top-secret stuff.

Unsurprisingly, when Kennedy was picked for the HHS role late last week, pharmaceutical companies' shares plummeted. Toward the end of last week, following the announcement, Pfizer fell 4.6 percent, Eli Lilly fell 4.2 percent, Amgen fell 4.9 percent, and Novo Nordisk fell more than 3.1 percent. The government should not be trying to serve these companies' bottom lines, but it is worth remembering that these companies are a net good for society. America is a leader in drug innovation, in part because there are real incentives to innovate here. America is a leader in food innovation—such as genetically modified crop development—for much the same reason. The crusade to rid America of the products that have somewhat irrationally earned RFK Jr.'s scorn may end up doing collateral damage we'll come to regret.

In the meantime, it's hilarious that his own commander in chief is forcing him to eat seed-oil-ified Mickey D's.


Scenes from New York: "At least 146,000 public school students in New York City did not have permanent housing at some point during the past school year, a record number and a 23 percent increase from the year before, according to Advocates for Children of New York," reports The New York Times. "Almost all of those students were living either in shelters across the city or 'doubled up' temporarily with friends or family, according to the group, which focuses on supporting children from low-income families." (So not "homeless" per se, despite what the headline suggests.)

Surely a huge part of this growth has to do with the influx of immigrants in a city whose regulations have made it infamously difficult to create more housing. It's predicted that about one-third of the total recently-arrived migrant population consists of school-aged children, most of whom live in temporary shelters across the five boroughs.

"They're going to write this off as a migrant problem, and it's not," Christine Quinn, the chief executive of Win, the city's largest operator of homeless shelters, told The New York Times. But if Quinn offered stats to back this up or provided any alternate theories as to what is going on, the Times did not print them.

"Migrant children have made up most of the increase," reported the Times at the end of last year, referring to the increase of "homeless" kids during the 2022–2023 school year. It's unclear whether the same is true for 2023–2024, but it's certainly plausible.


QUICK HITS

  • "President Joe Biden has authorized Ukraine to use U.S.-supplied missiles to strike deeper inside Russia, easing limitations on the longer range weapons as Russia deploys thousands of North Korean troops to reinforce its war, according to a U.S. official and three other people familiar with the matter," per the Associated Press.
  • The strength of RFK Jr.'s philosophy is "that he holds corporations to a high standard," writes Vinay Prasad. "As a weakness, he is likely to believe in false safety signals (e.g. MMR, autism), and he is prone to support cheap, repurposed medications that don't work. If medications cost a lot, he would probably be more skeptical of the evidence, but not if they are cheap. That's the anti-corporatist in him, and his blindspot."
  • "Are you expecting to close down entire agencies?" Fox Business's Maria Bartiromo asked Vivek Ramaswamy, who has been tapped to lead the Department of Government Efficiency alongside Elon Musk, over the weekend. His reply: "We expect mass reductions. We expect entire agencies to be deleted outright."
  • "In a situationship, there's frequently not just the imbalance of one partner who cares more than the other, but also an inner turmoil in each person—the dueling desires to embrace domestic security and the urge to be unburdened and unrestrained by romantic commitments," writes Reasoner Emma Camp for Slate. "While it's easy to dismiss situationships' rising popularity as just another permutation of age-old dating woes, there's an important hitch. Unlike previous cohorts of young people, Generation Z is afflicted with endemic risk aversion—a personality feature that makes many current twentysomethings uniquely commitment-phobic. In fact, Gen Z might just be the most risk-averse generation on record."
  • Activist histrionics are bad:

This reply to Josh totally captures the absurd way the left insists on talking about trans stuff. You'll say "it's not important that trans women can be on a swim team" and they'll immediately be like "what about trans genocide??" pic.twitter.com/rCAYcnXBEE

— Ben Dreyfuss (@bendreyfuss) November 17, 2024

  • How the Japanese town of Nagi actually managed to up its birth rate (to 2.7, roughly twice the national average) in a major way:

i.e. the biggest hurdle is finding people who want to have children, but once you find them, the incentives of these policies can actually work

maybe they have to take place within a context where community bonds can form (small towns or tight-knit cities, e.g. hasidic brooklyn)

— eververdant (@ever_verdant) November 17, 2024

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  1. Fist of Etiquette   6 months ago

    Theories abound about what RFK Jr. will do as HHS head.

    Soylent Green all around.

    1. Fist of Etiquette   6 months ago

      Except it's BEAR MEAT!

      1. Fist of Etiquette   6 months ago

        "The right to bear meat shall not be infringed."

        Has anyone done that joke yet?

        1. Don't look at me!   6 months ago

          No, but apparently tyson had the right to bare ass on Netflix.

          1. Fist of Etiquette   6 months ago

            Okay, let's stay on topic.

            1. Don't look at me!   6 months ago

              Yes, teacher.

        2. soldiermedic76   6 months ago

          Only if it's made into a fermented sausage like summer sausage, otherwise, bear meat is pretty nasty.

      2. InsaneTrollLogic (Factio Democratica delenda est 5/30/24)   6 months ago

        Is that from a trunk bear?

        1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   6 months ago

          Did you say junk bear?

          1. InsaneTrollLogic (Factio Democratica delenda est 5/30/24)   6 months ago

            Doesn’t Jeffy eat too many of those?

            1. MK Ultra   6 months ago

              Those are Gummy Bears.

              1. InsaneTrollLogic (Factio Democratica delenda est 5/30/24)   6 months ago

                Do they sell them by the 55-gallon drum?

                1. MK Ultra   6 months ago

                  Likely, but he eats them via a feedbag.

                2. soldiermedic76   6 months ago

                  Ironically, (or maybe not since male bears can be cannibalistic) I'm betting a 55 gallon drum of gummy bears would make great bait to hunt bears over in states where it is legal.

      3. Fire up the Woodchippers! (5-30 Banana Republic Day)   6 months ago

        Bear meat in trunks?

    2. Rev Arthur L kuckland (5-30-24 banana republic day)   6 months ago

      The funny part is rfk said he is going to require transparency and for big pharmacy to Teel the truth.

      That scares them

      1. Chumby   6 months ago

        If they must teal the truth, it might cause them to be feeling blue.

        1. soldiermedic76   6 months ago

          And they won't decoy worth of shit, just buzz your pattern and make you waste shot on a low percentage passing shot.

      2. JesseAz (5-30 Banana Republic Day)   6 months ago

        Don't forget removing their favorite legal protections where they can't be sued.

        1. Mother's Lament (Salt farmer)   6 months ago

          Why that's unlibertarian. Special government protections for certain corporations are what make the free market thrive.
          Imagine if you have a bear in your vaccine...

        2. Medulla Oblongata   6 months ago

          Um, big pharma is sued all the time. Just watch late night TV.

          Sure, there's a specific protection for certain classes of vaccines--especially childhood vaccines like DPT, measles...--but this a small fraction of their business.

          Indeed, the inevitable lawsuits that will be brought against each and every drug, procedure, piece of equipment, diagnostic has to have tens or hundreds of millions of dollars added to the budget of each of those things making them all cost more.

          1. Uilleam   6 months ago

            Vaccine manufacturers are completely immune to lawsuit, you lying sack of crap. Including the horrid fuckery that was Covid. Not only has no one been punished for creating and releasing it, but death and damage from the RNA 'vaccine', ventilators, and bottle necking healthcare (there were no shortages) caused unnumbered deaths. Vaccine injury is measured in millions and generations. Pull your head out.

            1. Zeb   6 months ago

              If you are going to come off as that much of a dick, you should probably be a bit more careful and precise in what you say if you don't want to look like a fool.
              There are liability shields for vaccine manufacturers, but they are not absolute in all cases. And that liability shield is only for vaccines, so vaccine makers are far from completely immune to lawsuits.
              The covid so-called vaccines (and other things you mention) are a particularly egregious case, for sure. No disagreement there.

              1. Uilleam   6 months ago

                That is a distinction without a difference. I'm being a dick because he's being dishonest and this is an issue that I am very familiar with; I'm not going to try and prove it to a crowd who doesn't even want to acknowledge what we just witnessed real time. Vaccine injury is something that has been going on for generations and yes they are immune from liability. They are backed by the full force and authority of the federal government.

            2. Medulla Oblongata   6 months ago

              Geez, overreact much?

              What part of my comment was a lie?

              1. Uilleam   6 months ago

                Go fuck yourself

                1. Red Rocks White Privilege   6 months ago

                  So, none of it was a lie?

                  And I say this as someone who had family members that skipped the coof shot with my full support--take your own advice, fuckstick.

            3. Medulla Oblongata   6 months ago

              "Vaccine manufacturers are completely immune to lawsuit"

              Not true, they enjoy specific immunities related to their vaccines, but can be and are sued regularly for the rest of their business.

              https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_largest_pharmaceutical_settlements

              Wondering if a drug you are taking is the subject of a current lawsuit? Think they're NOT made by companies that ALSO make vaccines?

              These are some of the big ongoing lawsuits.

              Abilify
              Accutane
              Actos
              Avandia
              Avelox
              Bravelle
              Clomid
              Cymbalta
              Depakote
              Fosamax
              Granuflo
              Invokana lawsuit
              Levaquin
              Lipitor
              Lyrica
              Nexium
              Opiods
              Paxil
              Plavix
              Pristiq
              Risperdal
              Rogaine
              Taxotere
              Testosterone
              Xarelto
              Xifaxan
              Yaz/Yasmin
              Zofran
              Zoloft
              And more

              1. JesseAz (5-30 Banana Republic Day)   6 months ago

                Vaccines. You missed that part of the argument.

                1. Medulla Oblongata   6 months ago

                  At the point in which I entered the discussion, the word 'vaccine' had not been raised (perhaps it was in a grey box? Oh! It was in the article...who reads the article?).

                  I assumed that vaccines was the topic, and said, "yeah, they have protections for that" but I was going solely by your comment (in full) "Don’t forget removing their favorite legal protections where they can’t be sued." By itself, it was not clear that this legal protection was understood to be limited to vaccines.

                  I was simply pointing out that the protections are not absolute, and apply only to a small fraction of their business, revenue-wise, and that they can be sued out the wazzo for their actions outside that limited scope.

                  I'm not sure why anyone thinks I'm a vaccine or government apologist. My only goal here was to clarify the discussion to focus on the things that are actually a problem, and certainly the shit that went down with COVID vaccines is worth complaining about, but it doesn't help when there is a claim of absolute immunity from lawsuits (which maybe you didn't intend your comment to imply, but that's the take I got from it).

                  1. CLM1227   6 months ago

                    Obtuse and pedantic. You must be a party favorite.

              2. Fire up the Woodchippers! (5-30 Banana Republic Day)   6 months ago

                Wasn’t Kamala the ‘Yaz Queen’? Whatever the fuck that is supposed to be.

                1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   6 months ago

                  Something to do with blow jobs?

                  1. Fire up the Woodchippers! (5-30 Banana Republic Day)   6 months ago

                    Or hip hop. So yeah, probably bowjobs, and maybe rim jobs.

            4. Medulla Oblongata   6 months ago

              Even the immunity granted here is not absolute. For example, if they shipped vaccines that were tainted due to bad manufacturing processes, they could be sued.

              42 U.S. Code § 300aa–22 - Standards of responsibility

              (a)General rule
              Except as provided in subsections (b), (c), and (e) State law shall apply to a civil action brought for damages for a vaccine-related injury or death.

              (b)Unavoidable adverse side effects; warnings
              (1)No vaccine manufacturer shall be liable in a civil action for damages arising from a vaccine-related injury or death associated with the administration of a vaccine after October 1, 1988, if the injury or death resulted from side effects that were unavoidable even though the vaccine was properly prepared and was accompanied by proper directions and warnings.
              (2)For purposes of paragraph (1), a vaccine shall be presumed to be accompanied by proper directions and warnings if the vaccine manufacturer shows that it complied in all material respects with all requirements under the Federal Food, Drug, and Cosmetic Act [21 U.S.C. 301 et seq.] and section 262 of this title (including regulations issued under such provisions) applicable to the vaccine and related to vaccine-related injury or death for which the civil action was brought unless the plaintiff shows—
              (A)that the manufacturer engaged in the conduct set forth in subparagraph (A) or (B) of section 300aa–23(d)(2) of this title, or
              (B)by clear and convincing evidence that the manufacturer failed to exercise due care notwithstanding its compliance with such Act and section (and regulations issued under such provisions).
              (c)Direct warnings
              No vaccine manufacturer shall be liable in a civil action for damages arising from a vaccine-related injury or death associated with the administration of a vaccine after October 1, 1988, solely due to the manufacturer’s failure to provide direct warnings to the injured party (or the injured party’s legal representative) of the potential dangers resulting from the administration of the vaccine manufactured by the manufacturer.

              1. Uilleam   6 months ago

                Trust that government harder

          2. JesseAz (5-30 Banana Republic Day)   6 months ago

            That small fraction of their business affects almost the entire country and they are immune from vaccine injuries.

            What do you consider small here?

            1. Medulla Oblongata   6 months ago

              One drug, Ozempic, is bringing Novo Nordis about $30B per year at the moment, about 55% of the company's 2023 revenue. They make a COVID vaccine, too, but I can't even find it in list of the company's revenue-generating drugs so it can't account for much.

              [An Ozempic commercial was on...drove my selection here].

              The traditional vaccine market is basically a commodity market at this point, not a lot of profit margin for pertussis, measles, mumps, rubella, tetanus. COVID vaccines represented a huge windfall, and I was here complaining about potential shortcuts, etc.

              But you made a blanket statement that said "they can’t be sued". Which is simply not true for the larger part of their operations.

              I was reminded of when hoplophobes say gun manufacturers "can't be sued". It's just not true. There are limitations on when they can be sued, but they can be sued. And they are. Regularly. Sig Sauer is facing dozens of suits right now for P320 accidental firings (many while holstered, untouched, and on video).

              There's lots and lots of reasons to bash Big Pharma without such blanket false statements.

              1. JesseAz (5-30 Banana Republic Day)   6 months ago

                I get it. You believe your non sequitur dismisses my argument.

                I’m talking about a specific part of their industry that many people are somewhat forced to participate in for schools and other activities.

                Not sure how you can dismiss 330M people as small just because they make money on other drugs.

                1. Medulla Oblongata   6 months ago

                  That was not at all clear to me at the time. It seemed like you and others were implying that no one can sue a drug maker for anything.

                  At least you were just dismissive, and didn't call me a lying sack of shit like others did.

            2. Medulla Oblongata   6 months ago

              P.S. this was one thing I wrote back then.

              I get my annual flu vaccine, but admit that I will not be rushing to get in line for a COVID vaccination, for reasons hinted at by the last Reason article I sent out: mostly I don't trust a rushed-out, hastily approved vaccine to be any safer than the last few times we rushed out a pandemic vaccine. Especially given the extremely low risk of the virus itself actually doing me any significant harm...the cure may indeed be worse than the disease in such a case. And espec

              We can look toward some past experiences, and ask ourselves "how will it be any different this time?" And realize that every time we're told "it's different this time"...they were wrong. I expect to hear almost verbatim arguments as to the safety and efficacy of some future COVID vaccine.

              In 2009, the H1N1 "swine flu" was a considered a pandemic...it ended up being a non-event (unlike in 2017-18, when 60-90k Americans died from the H1N1 flu).

              {and a few months later]

              "I “believe in” vaccines, which is to say, that I appreciate as much as a layperson can the science behind vaccines as we’ve known them for decades: polio, smallpox, measles, mumps, rubella, pertussis, diptheria, tetanus. Even the annual flu vaccine, which tries to keep up with the multiple flu variants.

              My hesitation to jump on a COVID vaccine was multi-faceted, but largely based on the notions of “first time using mRNA in a wide-spread vaccine” and “vaccine produced 6 months after the virus was detected”.

              The governments have demonstrated that an emergency vaccine is not a good idea. See swine flu vaccine and H1N1 vaccine. The government told us during the H1N1 “crisis” that “this time it will be different…we learned from the mistakes of swine flu…” And they were wrong, or lied about it. And now we’re seeing similar effects from COVID vaccines, which may or may not be mRNA-related. And an emergency rollout means it was impossible to study long-term effects.

              Then there’s the whole notion that Big Pharma was desperate to rake in as many billions in COVD vaccine cash as they could while the governments of the world were ready to shovel cash into their gaping maws. Who knows what corners Big Pharma was willing to cut? Burying adverse reaction reports would be among the first things I would expect them to do. Why were so many people ready to suddenly trust them? And why were governments so ready to make it impossible to get recompense for vaccine adverse reactions? Who’s palms were getting greased?

              Factor in the reality that for 99% of the population, the disease itself was mild–something close to half the people who were infected never even had any symptoms. We knew early on that the disease was pretty deadly for people over 80 and for people with multiple comorbidities, especially obesity. Since I was not in any of the at-risk categories, my overall mistrust of the emergency vaccine and mRNA told me to not jump into the vaccine line.

              It was only later, when government mandates forced my employer to require vaccine that I reluctantly got the J&J shot, which was an adenovirus vector vaccine and not an mRNA one. But I got my piece of paper and I was free to go to work.

  2. Chumby   6 months ago

    Storm Clouds Gathering

    Zelensky reacts to reported lifting of US restrictions on long-range weapons

    Ukrainian leader Vladimir Zelensky welcomed the reported approval to strike Russia with US-made ATACMS missiles.

    – Russia Today (from the land feee of MAPedo)

    Outgoing dementia patient Biden (D) gave Kiev the green light to touch off World War 3. Concurrently, Russia hit key sites with 120 missiles and 90 drones. Buy your shares in MIC companies. The unipolar globohomo cabal wants to pull the temple down on the citizens.

    Reported from Ukraine Watch that France and England have also given approval for the nazi-adjacent banderas to use donated cruise missiles into Russia.

    1. InsaneTrollLogic (Factio Democratica delenda est 5/30/24)   6 months ago

      Are they trying to touch off WW3 before Trump takes office?

      1. Don't look at me!   6 months ago

        Must wipe out all evidence of the Biden family corruption in Ukraine.

        1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   6 months ago

          What about hidden coke stashes in the White House?

          1. InsaneTrollLogic (Factio Democratica delenda est 5/30/24)   6 months ago

            I think they rely on Hunter to demolish those.

      2. Chumby   6 months ago

        Yup. This was on the bingo card.

        1. Mother's Lament (Salt farmer)   6 months ago

          They're legally obligated to do everything they warned Trump was going to do or something, up to and including WW3.

          1. Chuck P. (The Artist formerly known as CTSP)   6 months ago

            Have Biden's generals called China to let them know?

            1. Ersatz   6 months ago

              I think for now they are in general Milley-ing around the HR department trying to secure their pensions.

      3. Sometimes a Great Notion   6 months ago

        But we must be at WW XIV by now.

        1. soldiermedic76   6 months ago

          If we count the the colonial wars of the late 17th and 18th century, plus the Napoleonic Wars, all of which had fairly global impacts, we're at least up to WWVI by now. If we count all the times Trump was accused of starting a World War his first term, we very well could be in double digits by now. Given the global nature of the GWOT, that could also be listed as a world war.

      4. Gaear Grimsrud   6 months ago

        Yes.

      5. Fire up the Woodchippers! (5-30 Banana Republic Day)   6 months ago

        I wondered if he might do this. Angry pouting democrat baby.

        The Biden family is subhuman trash.

  3. Fist of Etiquette   6 months ago

    President Trump has asked me to do three things: 1. Clean up the corruption in our government health agencies. 2. Return those agencies to their rich tradition of gold-standard, evidence-based science. 3. Make America Healthy Again by ending the chronic disease epidemic...

    You know who else tried to clean up powerful interests?

    1. Don't look at me!   6 months ago

      He will start right after finishing his Big Mac on Trump’s airplane.

    2. Chumby   6 months ago

      Milei?

    3. Earth-based Human Skeptic   6 months ago

      TR?

    4. InsaneTrollLogic (Factio Democratica delenda est 5/30/24)   6 months ago

      Mr. Clean?

    5. Sometimes a Great Notion   6 months ago

      Norm Macdonald and Artie Lange?

      1. Fire up the Woodchippers! (5-30 Banana Republic Day)   6 months ago

        They never shied away from dirty work. Maybe they could arrange for Jeffy to encounter a parking lot full of Cadillacs that all have bears in trunks.

        1. Chumby   6 months ago

          Asian mail order brides are known to bite off noses.

          1. Fire up the Woodchippers! (5-30 Banana Republic Day)   6 months ago

            Should send a pack of them to Jeffy. Although he would probably hide from post pubescent females.

    6. JesseAz (5-30 Banana Republic Day)   6 months ago

      Mario?

    7. Ajsloss   6 months ago

      Jeff Johnson, the Name You Know?

      1. Fire up the Woodchippers! (5-30 Banana Republic Day)   6 months ago

        That film should be taught in political science classes. At least the first act.

    8. soldiermedic76   6 months ago

      How did we get to the point where supposedly reputable news media is calling the elected head of the executive branch taking control of executive branch agencies, and out of the hands of unelected bureaucrats working for the executive branch, a blatant power grab by the former? Have they not read the fucking Constitution?

      1. soldiermedic76   6 months ago

        Than again, if they have read the Constitution, they'd know a hell of a lot of these agencies purviews fall well outside what powers the Constitution grants to the federal government.

      2. InsaneTrollLogic (Factio Democratica delenda est 5/30/24)   6 months ago

        Because of the same issue we have with Sarcasmic: Trump Derangement Syndrome. They hate him so much that they will say anything and everything inaccurate about him and the office. A better question is why do they hate Trump so much?

        1. soldiermedic76   6 months ago

          I think it probably predates Trump. I think it probably started with civil service reforms in the 1880s. Yes, patronage had it's problems, but one thing it did have going for it was that it flushed out the bureaucrats every four to eight years.

          1. soldiermedic76   6 months ago

            And we still have patronage and a plethora of bureaucracats.

      3. CLM1227   6 months ago

        I don’t get this either. This is why I want a restoration of the constitutional powers of the executive. He is powerful where he shouldn’t be and powerless where he should be powerful.

  4. Sandra (formerly OBL)   6 months ago

    "Surely a huge part of this growth has to do with the influx of immigrants"

    Wrong.

    Koch-funded libertarianism teaches that unlimited, unrestricted immigration is all upside, no downside.

    #OpenBordersWillFixEverything

    1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   6 months ago

      Just rebrand couch surfing and stays in shelters as educational boons for 8 year olds.

    2. JesseAz (5-30 Banana Republic Day)   6 months ago

      Did you have NYT pro open borders reporter admitting to the negative sides of their policy before reason? I didn't.

      https://www.nytimes.com/2024/11/15/us/politics/kamala-harris-immigration-campaign-issue.html

    3. Medulla Oblongata   6 months ago

      Seems like they may be leaving...

      https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/haitian-immigrants-flee-springfield-ohio-in-droves-after-trump-election-win/ar-AA1ueOAM

      1. InsaneTrollLogic (Factio Democratica delenda est 5/30/24)   6 months ago

        Oh no. Anyway…

      2. MasterThief   6 months ago

        Good. I was/am hopeful that a policy stance of "deport them all" would encourage a large portion of them to leave on their own.

        1. soldiermedic76   6 months ago

          You mean the media and Obama lied when they ridiculed Romney as a racist for proposing self deportation? Gee, it can't be, Romney was Hitler the IXth, and Trump is Hitler the X and XIth, by my count.

      3. VinniUSMC (Banana Republic Day 5/30/24)   6 months ago

        "Temporary" Protected Status. How long is temporary?

        1. soldiermedic76   6 months ago

          There is nothing more permanent than a temporary government program.

        2. Vernon Depner   6 months ago

          Originally, up to 18 months, but the President has the authority to lengthen or shorten that.

      4. Jefferson Paul   6 months ago

        Well, yeah. There are only so many housecats to eat before you run out. I hear Canada has a ton of cats and dogs to eat.

        *Hoping chemjeff has a conniption reading what I wrote.

        1. Jefferson Paul   6 months ago

          Margret Thatcher's quote about socialism being great until you run out of other people's money could be adapted to this situation. Unlimited immigration is great until they run out of people's pets to eat. lol

      5. Vernon Depner   6 months ago

        Seems like they may be leaving…

        Some of them are going back to Brazil.

    4. Medulla Oblongata   6 months ago

      Was reading an article about British councils, with many being on the verge of insolvency, with complaints about austerity cuts (can't pay to keep streetlights on, was the title grab line as I recall). One member complained that for every 5£ they receive, the pay out 4£ in social services, 50 pence for trash, and 50 pence has to cover everything else.

      The biggest chunk of those "social services" is to provide council housing, huge chunks of which are currently occupied by unemployed immigrants many with large families, and which are still pouring into the UK at the rate of about 600,000 per year, many from origins with cultures that are completely out-of-phase with British culture.

      The article assiduously refused to connect the dots.

      1. Jefferson Paul   6 months ago

        What dots are there to connect? Unmitigated migration is a net boon to their economy. Period! If you disagree, even if you produce study after study showing the opposite, you're a disgusting, evil white racist!

        1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   6 months ago

          Dot-connecting is one of those MAGA white patriarchy colonizer privilege things. In progressive woke-space, there are no such things as cause and effect, unintended consequences, cost-benefit, or any quantitative relations among financial and economic parameters.

      2. damikesc   6 months ago

        Seriously, the Brits deserve it. Until the people make it stop, then they approve. Stop obeying the government because they are not YOUR government, UK.

      3. Medulla Oblongata   6 months ago

        I've seen today a new British euphimism "worklessness". Actually two, since the term was used to soften a previous euphemism that was problematic, which was "economically inactive".

        https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/worklessness-isn-t-a-slur-it-s-a-crisis-crippling-britain/ar-AA1ugKtr?ocid=msedgntp&pc=HCTS&cvid=08bf7bb4d8fb458b869d48f336d04b1f&ei=81

        Is the term “economically inactive” offensive? A retired 61-year-old certainly thought so last year, when he called LBC radio to say he was “fuming” and claimed the term used by statisticians was a “slur” for people who had worked most of their lives.

        He was not alone: on Mumsnet, one user argued that spotting the term on an official form left her with “steam emitting from [her] ears”, given that she was busy looking after four children rather than sitting twiddling her thumbs.

        There are concerns in the Government, too. Liz Kendall, the Secretary for Work and Pensions, last week said the phrase economically inactive – which is used to describe those aged 16 to 64 who are neither in work nor looking for it – was “terrible” and dehumanising.

        Perhaps the biggest trend ministers should be worried about is the fact that thousands of school and university graduates aren’t entering the world of work at all, instead going straight from education to sickness benefits. Official data last week found that a record number of people aged 16 to 24 were not studying, working or looking for a job, with a surge in mental health problems thought to be to blame.

        Britain’s worklessness crisis desperately needs solving – not by scapegoating or by quibbling terminology, but by taking real action. The UK is the only country in the G7 that has a lower employment rate compared to before the pandemic. The amount of working-age people classed as economically inactive here is the same as the population of Austria, Switzerland or London.

        Economists say inactivity costs taxpayers £16bn a year through lost tax revenue and an inflated benefits bill. The public purse is already buckling under pressure. Warm words simply won’t cut it.

    5. Medulla Oblongata   6 months ago

      https://townhall.com/columnists/derekhunter/2024/11/17/some-democrats-are-admitting-they-lied-before-the-election-n2647886

      The second category is exemplified by Ezra Klein of the New York Times. In a post-election podcast, Klein admitted he knew all along that the issues upon which Republicans were campaigning and conservative media was reporting while the left denounced them both as liars were actually true – crime is up in blue cities, inflation is real and harming people, etc.

      “The sense of disorder rising, right?” Klein said. “Not just crime, but homeless encampments, trash on the street, people jumping turnstiles in subways, crazy people on the streets. You talk to people, and they’re mad about it. They feel it’s different than it used to be.”

      Before the election, no media leftist would dare to have said anything of the sort. It was all, “Crime is down,” even though the books had been cooked by not having the statistics from the largest Democrat-controlled cities in the country where the crime problem lives. They knew it, but they insisted otherwise anyway because they wanted to win.

      Illegal aliens committed fewer crimes than we stinking Americans, they insisted, even though the collection of data on the immigration status of criminals was forbidden in blue states, making it impossible to prove. That also made it impossible to disprove, which was the point. “Migrants are a boon to the economy,” they cried while demanding more money from the federal government to help support these bipedal economic stimulus packages that were starting to bankrupt city budgets with their “economic growth.”

      Anyone with two brain cells to rub together knew they were lying, but the Democratic Party audiences preferred to dine on the empty calories of continued agreement rather than hear the truth. Some believed it, and others simply and desperately wanted to. Reality is not dependent upon your belief in it, nor is it influenced by your dislike of it; it just is.

      Democrats are learning this lesson – waking up in bed next to an un-made trainwreck with cigarette breath and 40 more pounds than they noticed while hammered and regretting those last three shots of Jager. Good for them.

  5. Fist of Etiquette   6 months ago

    ...RFK Jr. wants to slash major parts of these agencies, ridding them of festering corruption, but he also wants to empower the regulators further to drive various food products and additives out of circulation.

    Is it going to be Big Pharma or the deep state that gets him?

    1. Don't look at me!   6 months ago

      Some act blue conservatives.

      1. InsaneTrollLogic (Factio Democratica delenda est 5/30/24)   6 months ago

        Just ask Sarc.

        1. Don't look at me!   6 months ago

          I can’t! He has me on mute!
          *sobs uncontrollably *

          1. JesseAz (5-30 Banana Republic Day)   6 months ago

            Stop your bragging.

            1. Don't look at me!   6 months ago

              Oh sure, “Mr. Ambassador “.

            2. Commenter_XY   6 months ago

              Wait!

              JesseAZ, Dlam needed an advocate to plead for mercy from muting, from the Court of JesseAZ. Somehow, inexplicably, I drew the short straw. I must plead on behalf of Dlam for a lifting of your mute decree.

              Judge JesseAZ, Dlam is many things to many people. I know. He has been the subject of merriment, amusement, and occasional irritation. Now I am sure that Dlam annoyed the shit out of you. Can you look past your completely understandable annoyance, and relieve Dlam of the ignominity of a JesseAZ Mute.

              Judge JesseAZ, I humbly plead for mercy (for Dlam) at your Court.

              What is your verdict? Thumbs up....or thumbs down?

              1. JesseAz (5-30 Banana Republic Day)   6 months ago

                His penance is one week as jeffs bear in a trunk.

                1. Don't look at me!   6 months ago

                  Tough, but fair.

                2. Fire up the Woodchippers! (5-30 Banana Republic Day)   6 months ago

                  Like the way Sarc is Jeffy’s gimp in a box?

              2. Jefferson Paul   6 months ago

                Maybe one of Trump's first acts will be to commute JesseAZ's sentence of being on DLAM's mute list.

                1. Don't look at me!   6 months ago

                  You have it backwards. I’m the victim here. You just can’t guess how awful it is to be muted.

                  1. Commenter_XY   6 months ago

                    Go, and sin no more.

            3. Fire up the Woodchippers! (5-30 Banana Republic Day)   6 months ago

              Sarc doesn’t really mute people. He’s just afraid to respond to most of us, but he has a homosexual love/hate obsession with you. Probably a result of years of gay for pay to support his alcoholism.

              I picture Sarc as a 60 year old version Rickety Cricket from ‘It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia’.

              https://screenrant.com/thread/what-would-you-like-to-see-happen-to-cricket-next-in-its-always-sunny-in-philadelphia/

              Thats basically a younger version of Sarc.

          2. Medulla Oblongata   6 months ago

            If everyone sarc supposedly has on mute was not responded to by sarc, this would be a lot emptier place.

    2. Earth-based Human Skeptic   6 months ago

      Imagine the gnashing of teeth in the Star Chamber that they did not take down that plane.

  6. Fist of Etiquette   6 months ago

    ...remove the sugar tariffs and corn subsidies that led to it being this way in the first place.

    ARE YOU TRYING TO GET HIM KILLED?

    1. Don't look at me!   6 months ago

      Don’t be raising the price on my dr. Pepper addiction!

      1. InsaneTrollLogic (Factio Democratica delenda est 5/30/24)   6 months ago

        #MakePopTasteGoodAgain

      2. Fire up the Woodchippers! (5-30 Banana Republic Day)   6 months ago

        You mean ‘Mr. pepper’. Pepper’s doctorate is phony. Just a piece of paper from a soda studies diploma mill.

    2. Chumby   6 months ago

      Trying to sweeten the deal. Don’t need to sugarcoat it if prices drop.

  7. Don't look at me!   6 months ago

    First it was the Kamala Harris claim that she worked at McDonald's, a probably true but not totally proven story about a job she took back in college,

    No fucking way that was a true story.

    1. Randy Sax   6 months ago

      What's Kamala's future? Run for Congress or fade into obscurity?

      1. Don't look at me!   6 months ago

        Nobody cares.

        1. Mother's Lament (Salt farmer)   6 months ago

          Jeffy cares.

          1. InsaneTrollLogic (Factio Democratica delenda est 5/30/24)   6 months ago

            Fuck Jeffy.

            1. Don't look at me!   6 months ago

              Barf.

      2. InsaneTrollLogic (Factio Democratica delenda est 5/30/24)   6 months ago

        A nonelected position in California government.

      3. Commenter_XY   6 months ago

        She'll help Doug beat up the next Nanny.

        1. Randy Sax   6 months ago

          I didn't peg her as a cuckqueen.

          1. Fire up the Woodchippers! (5-30 Banana Republic Day)   6 months ago

            I think she’s the one pegging him.

      4. Earth-based Human Skeptic   6 months ago

        Rotation on The View.

      5. Sometimes a Great Notion   6 months ago

        3. Contract as many speaking engagement as possible before the Dems wake up to one of her biggest flaws.

      6. MK Ultra   6 months ago

        Cooking Show Host

        1. InsaneTrollLogic (Factio Democratica delenda est 5/30/24)   6 months ago

          I wouldn’t trust that woman to boil water properly.

          1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   6 months ago

            I bet she could get you up to a boil. Just ask Willie.

            1. InsaneTrollLogic (Factio Democratica delenda est 5/30/24)   6 months ago

              I’ve got better taste than Willie.

      7. Chumby   6 months ago

        Professor at some woke university. She can’t cut it in media for reasons obvious to most. Any other political position would be steps back and a blow to the ego. Trump could nominate her to be ambassador to Westeros.

        1. Don't look at me!   6 months ago

          Or send her into the basement to look for the muffler bearings.

          1. Mother's Lament (Salt farmer)   6 months ago

            Turn signal lubricant. The big can.

            1. Randy Sax   6 months ago

              A left hand drive screwdriver.

              1. Stupid Government Tricks   6 months ago

                100 yards of shoreline.

            2. Jefferson Paul   6 months ago

              I still remember, back in my Army days, the platoon sergeant fucking with a newb. We had packed everything for our field rotation, as as we were getting into our vehicles for the convoy, the SFC asked the newb if he brought the chem light batteries he asked him to get. The new PVT didn't process that it was a nonsensical request, as there are no batteries for chem lights (glow sticks), and was just so nervous to be getting the ire of the platoon sergeant. The PVT was muttering a response that he wasn't asked to bring them. "What, you're calling me a liar, Private!?"

              Then we all broke out laughing and the PVT realized he was being fucked with.

              1. soldiermedic76   6 months ago

                In AIT the drills had a girl looking for the box of sterile fallopian tubes. The sad thing is, this was the final FTX of Medic School. Each subsequent drill would give her another item to find. "No, I don't have the box of fallopian tubes, but Drill Sergeant Jackson might, also ask him if he has the box of grid squares (bucket of prop wash, spool of flight line etc)."

                1. soldiermedic76   6 months ago

                  And when I was assistant squad leader, and my squad leader was busy, so I was in charge of keeping the privates out of trouble (natural state for E-1 and E-2, generally E-3 are starting to learn to avoid/hide) I may have sent them to collect exhaust samples from our five tons and humvees. I won't verify this or not, but it could have happened.

                2. Jefferson Paul   6 months ago

                  box of sterile fallopian tubes

                  LO fucking L

      8. creech   6 months ago

        Distinguished professor position at an Ivy Univ., couple million $$ advance for a book deal, lucrative board seats on woke corporations, role as cackling witch in "Wicked."

        1. Eeyore   6 months ago

          Book deal for sure.

        2. Stupid Government Tricks   6 months ago

          She couldn't make it as a professor, not even in woke studies. But admin, like dean or DEI head, she'd do just fine.

          1. Sometimes a Great Notion   6 months ago

            Emirtus with pay.

            1. Chumby   6 months ago

              ^ This. Just present to signal the college is expensive and woke.

      9. Gaear Grimsrud   6 months ago

        McDonald's spokesmodel.

      10. Bill Dalasio   6 months ago

        I think there's a lot of talk about her running for CA governor. Personally, I'm waiting for her to give the Checkers speech.

        1. InsaneTrollLogic (Factio Democratica delenda est 5/30/24)   6 months ago

          Unlike Nixon, I doubt she gets a political comeback.

        2. Chumby   6 months ago

          Cackles Speech

      11. soldiermedic76   6 months ago

        Onlyfans.

        1. Chumby   6 months ago

          Onlyfan. FTFY.

    2. shadydave   6 months ago

      Yeah everything suggests it was a fib she concocted when she decided to run for President.

      She had the power to prove it at any point she wanted and she didn't.

    3. Mike Parsons   6 months ago

      She grew up the daughter of Berkley profs and went to a fancy fucking private school in Vancouver. There is a 0% chance she ever did any kind of work resembling a minimum wage / fast food job. 0%.

      If she ever had any job at all, it would have been some cush job her parents had connections to or a college work study situation. Aint no fucking way she ever got her hands dirty doing anything.

    4. NoVaNick   6 months ago

      She meant she ate at a McDs, then threw out her trash rather than leaving it for the employees to clean up (maybe). So technically, she worked there.

      1. Eeyore   6 months ago

        Maybe she did one of those jobs in the restroom where you get on your knees?

        1. InsaneTrollLogic (Factio Democratica delenda est 5/30/24)   6 months ago

          Cleaning knobs?

    5. Super Scary   6 months ago

      “not totally proven story ”

      "Not totally"? Did her campaign do anything in an attempt to prove it at all? I don’t recall any. Where is that “without evidence” the media loves to use?

      1. SIV   6 months ago

        "Kamala Harris' baseless claim she once worked at McDonald's"

      2. Jefferson Paul   6 months ago

        The campaign did do something to prove it. The NYT article about it says the source was a childhood friend who remembers Kamala's mom mentioning at one point that Kamala worked at McD's. What the NYT article omitted, though, was that the "childhood friend" was currently working for the Kamala campaign as a surrogate, so there was no credibility to the source.

    6. soldiermedic76   6 months ago

      I heard Corn Pop was her manager.

  8. InsaneTrollLogic (Factio Democratica delenda est 5/30/24)   6 months ago

    And of course, this has all spiraled into a discourse about elites unwilling to admit that McDonald's tastes good, further purported proof of the disconnect between the ruling class and the masses.

    McDonalds used to taste good. Last time I had them, the food was ridiculously bland. I’d rather go elsewhere that uses fresh (not frozen) beef like Wendy’s or Culver’s.

    1. Don't look at me!   6 months ago

      Oh, look at Mr. Ruling Class over here.

      1. Eeyore   6 months ago

        No. It really does taste like shit. They try to compensate for lack of flavor with extra sugar and salt. I have no idea what they do to get all of the flavor out of the meat.

    2. Randy Sax   6 months ago

      Not to sound elitist, but I can't stand any of that shit. I'll eat some fast food (chipotle, subway), but nothing McD's/Wendy's tier.

      1. Rev Arthur L kuckland (5-30-24 banana republic day)   6 months ago

        Chipotle? Do you get the E-coli special?

        1. Quicktown Brix   6 months ago

          Still worth it.

          1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   6 months ago

            Only if you have never eaten an actual burrito.

            1. TrickyVic (old school)   6 months ago

              As in a little donkey?

              1. Ajsloss   6 months ago

                Eating ass is all the rage.

            2. Jefferson Paul   6 months ago

              If you've ever tried Chipotle's rival, Moe's, you would see what an actually bland, flavorless burrito tastes like. There's a Moe's right next to where I work, and one time is more than enough to discover how bad it is compared to Chipotle.

            3. Fire up the Woodchippers! (5-30 Banana Republic Day)   6 months ago

              With Joe and Jill leaving the White House, the Biden family still has to earn. So ‘Dr, Jill’ is doing her part. Inking an inking a deal with Chipotle to license the forthcoming line of ‘Dr, Jill’s Breakfast Tacos’.

              I’m sure that will be a customer favorite.

          2. Uilleam   6 months ago

            Hell no it isn't

        2. Eeyore   6 months ago

          Just don't get the fajita vegetables. It's the onions.

      2. SIV   6 months ago

        Subway is below that tier.

    3. Minadin   6 months ago

      Seed oils? McDonalds? I thought they used beef tallow in their fryers.

      1. Don't look at me!   6 months ago

        Back in the good old days.

        1. InsaneTrollLogic (Factio Democratica delenda est 5/30/24)   6 months ago

          #MakeMcDonaldsTasteGoodAgain

      2. Red Rocks White Privilege   6 months ago

        Not since the late 80s, I believe. When I was working fast food during Clinton's first term, we were using vegetable oil in the fryers.

        1. Mother's Lament (Salt farmer)   6 months ago

          They swapped from beef tallow to be healthy and it turned out the replacement was mostly trans fats. Now they're using some tasteless concoction extracted with hexane solvent.

          1. Minadin   6 months ago

            Is that why the nuggets taste like plastic?

            1. Don't look at me!   6 months ago

              They are plastic!

              1. Dillinger   6 months ago

                not even micro

            2. Mother's Lament (Salt farmer)   6 months ago

              Remember when the nuggets were chunks of chicken instead of the preformed slurry they are now?

              1. Minadin   6 months ago

                I may sometimes act older than I am. No. That would have been before my time.

                1. Mother's Lament (Salt farmer)   6 months ago

                  I think it changed sometime in the late 90s.

              2. Red Rocks White Privilege   6 months ago

                You can still get decent chicken strips at Popeye's.

                1. Vernon Depner   6 months ago

                  I've noticed the Popeye's in predominantly Black neighborhoods are better than the ones on the white side of town.

    4. Sometimes a Great Notion   6 months ago

      Did that also coincide with not being a broke 20 something stumbling out of bars?

      1. InsaneTrollLogic (Factio Democratica delenda est 5/30/24)   6 months ago

        No, as I didn’t drink during college (still don’t now).

        1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   6 months ago

          Was your college nickname Designated Driver?

          1. InsaneTrollLogic (Factio Democratica delenda est 5/30/24)   6 months ago

            Might’ve been if I had a car then.

        2. Sometimes a Great Notion   6 months ago

          Well then, not my experience. I stopped when I had a little more cash on hand and stopped spending so much time in bars; and now that I think about it maybe those two are related.

    5. Ron   6 months ago

      with the prices McDonalds is charging now I'm surprised anyone eats there. went to a little corner place in Sac called Whitties, similar price excellent Burgers and fires and good shakes

      1. Red Rocks White Privilege   6 months ago

        You can still get a burger/fries/drink from the value menu, but the cost is about what it was for a large meal deal 10-15 years ago.

        1. Mother's Lament (Salt farmer)   6 months ago

          Five years ago.

        2. Don't look at me!   6 months ago

          I’m so old I remember the McDonald’s ads for “change back from a dollar”.

          1. Don't look at me!   6 months ago

            For the younger crowd
            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oBpdBn5GZw

            1. Mother's Lament (Salt farmer)   6 months ago

              Well that was a decade and a bit before my introduction, but wow.

          2. Red Rocks White Privilege   6 months ago

            Back in college, which was at the Auraria campus in Denver, during the semesters I had evening classes I’d take a bus to the Mickey D’s on Broadway and 16th Street to get a cheeseburger, small fries, and small drink for $3.25. If I had a bit extra, I’d get the apple pie as well.

            It wasn’t much, but it did tide me over for the class. $5 footlongs or the 2-for-1 deals Subway were gold, too, because I could get both lunch and dinner. That Mickey D's shut down after COVID when downtown turned into a zombieland drug addict haven.

    6. VinniUSMC (Banana Republic Day 5/30/24)   6 months ago

      Taco Bell nacho fries are my guilty pleasure.

  9. Fist of Etiquette   6 months ago

    People ought to have a choice, and that choice ought to be informed by the best information...

    That's already happening, with information from the pharma-controlled doctor right in front of you, browbeating you into giving your newborn the works.

    1. Ajsloss   6 months ago

      browbeating you into giving your newborn the works.

      Better give it the undercoating, those Colecos will rust up on you like that!

  10. Chumby   6 months ago

    Recession

    Recess appointments by former potus:

    Reagan: 240
    HW Bush: 77
    Clinton: 139
    W Bush: 171
    Obama: 32

  11. Earth-based Human Skeptic   6 months ago

    '"People ought to have a choice, and that choice ought to be informed by the best information," Kennedy told NBC earlier this month.'

    Um, after decades of "information" are there any people who don't know at least minimal essentials about human biology? Who does not know that eating too much, especially junk (and that some food is junkier than others), and not exercising will probably make you unhealthy and dead sooner? Who does not know that sticking a penis into a vag without physical or chemical blocks of fertilization is where babies come from? Who does not know that ingesting or injecting corporate or artisan pharmaceuticals for fun might take you on your final trip?

    Or do our betters realize that most people know this stuff, but choose to do it anyway? And therefore should take decisions out of uncompliant hands.

    1. Don't look at me!   6 months ago

      Do you want trunk bears? Because this is how you get trunk bears.

    2. Mother's Lament (Salt farmer)   6 months ago

      "Who does not know that sticking a penis into a vag without physical or chemical blocks of fertilization is where babies come from?"

      Apparently everyone. That's why they haven't made a "choice" yet.

      1. CLM1227   6 months ago

        Yeah… I question current knowledge on this one.

    3. soldiermedic76   6 months ago

      As someone with a master's in animal science with my specialty of study being ruminant nutrition, and as a nurse, I'm going to say a lot of what passes as nutritional knowledge, especially in the medical field, is more akin to pseudoscience. Mammalian digestive tract are fairly conservative, e.g. extremely similar across all species (ruminants don't actually have four stomachs, they only have one stomach, and three pre-grastric fermentation structures, from the abomasum on, they're extremely similar to all other mammals). Yet we still get told that salt is bad for us (it isn't unless you have kidney disease, healthy kidneys regulate serum sodium regardless of sodium intake very efficiently). Dietary cholesterol can cause heart disease (your liver is very good at regulating exogenous cholesterol absorption, and diets restricting cholesterol show little to no impacts on serum cholesterol. Organic is healthier (it isn't and in many cases is actually riskier and harms the environment more than conventional farming). Grass fed beef is better for you (except for vitamin A, there is little difference and even the higher vitamin A is such a small amount as to have no biological benefit). That leafy greens are how to get iron, vitamin A, etc, but you get far more eating red meat, plus all the B complex and the iron and vitamin A from beef is more absorbable and bioavailable than from vegetables. That starches and sugars are different, but starches are sugars (so is fiber but mammals can't digest fiber because of the linkage of the glucose molecules are incompatible with our digestive enzymes). I could go on.

  12. Fist of Etiquette   6 months ago

    ...but it is worth remembering that these companies are a net good for society.

    Where do we think those chronic illnesses that all their drugs are almost treating are coming from? GO DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE.

    1. Don't look at me!   6 months ago

      Wet markets and raccoon dogs?

    2. Earth-based Human Skeptic   6 months ago

      Racism?

      1. Mother's Lament (Salt farmer)   6 months ago

        White supremacy. Always white supremacy.

        1. soldiermedic76   6 months ago

          You forgot the patriarchy. That's also why more men die of prostate cancer than women die of breast cancer. It's the patriarchy.

  13. Fist of Etiquette   6 months ago

    ...it's hilarious that his own commander in chief is forcing him to eat seed-oil-ified Mickey D's.

    The president-elect is the exception to the dietary rule.

    To all the rules, actually.

    1. soldiermedic76   6 months ago

      The dudes 78, and his VP is a solid replacement. I say let him eat whatever he wants, as long as he makes it until noon January 20, 2025.

      1. VinniUSMC (Banana Republic Day 5/30/24)   6 months ago

        Yeah

  14. Rev Arthur L kuckland (5-30-24 banana republic day)   6 months ago

    The current agencies evidence:

    Hello here is the money in your account

    That's all the evidence I need! You drug is mandated!

  15. Earth-based Human Skeptic   6 months ago

    '"Migrant children have made up most of the increase," reported the Times at the end of last year, referring to the increase of "homeless" kids during the 2022–2023 school year. It's unclear whether the same is true for 2023–2024, but it's certainly plausible."

    Well then, why not bus them to small border towns?

    1. Vernon Depner   6 months ago

      Which side of the border?

      1. soldiermedic76   6 months ago

        Nuevo Laredo.

  16. Sarah Palin's Buttplug - Jan 6 = 9/11 (same motive)   6 months ago

    Top George W. Bush Economic Advisor leads candidate list for new Treasury Secretary: (Kevin Warsh)

    https://www.businessinsider.com/trump-treasury-kevin-warsh-marc-rowan-howard-lutnick-scott-bessent-2024-11

    #ThirdGeorgeWBushTerm

    1. Don't look at me!   6 months ago

      Experience!

    2. Sandra (formerly OBL)   6 months ago

      I wasn't kidding. You deserve the Sevo treatment until you stop lying in your username.

      Buttplug's favorite source Wikipedia proves his username is a lie.

      8 stated motives for 9 / 11.
      3 inferred motives for 9 / 11.
      Zero out of eleven overlap with the 1 / 6 goofballs.

      1. Rev Arthur L kuckland (5-30-24 banana republic day)   6 months ago

        How is your whiplash injury?

        1. Sandra (formerly OBL)   6 months ago

          What are you referring to? The fact that an event happened (Trump beat Harris) that I admitted was entirely within the realm of possibility?

          I'm fine.

          How does it feel to have to defend Trump's braindead moves, like considering RFK Jr for an important position? If a Democratic President floated an idea that dumb, you'd mock it.

          1. Rev Arthur L kuckland (5-30-24 banana republic day)   6 months ago

            I will grant you that rfk has only focused on big pharmacy for his entire career, and does not have the qualification of being a faggot

          2. JesseAz (5-30 Banana Republic Day)   6 months ago

            Why is considering RFK Jr brain dead?

            1. Don't look at me!   6 months ago

              Cuz brain worms?

            2. Dillinger   6 months ago

              Liz predetermined it over the last 4 HnRs

            3. Sometimes a Great Notion   6 months ago

              Catheline, Caroline, Teddy, Patrick....nuts from trees.

    3. InsaneTrollLogic (Factio Democratica delenda est 5/30/24)   6 months ago

      Most of them are on your side, Stupid Pedo Bushpig.

    4. Minadin   6 months ago

      On the positive side, Brandon Herrera is leading the crowdsourced nominations race for Director of the BATFE.

      1. Chumby   6 months ago

        Let’s go Brandon!

    5. TrickyVic (old school)   6 months ago

      ""#ThirdGeorgeWBushTerm""

      Michelle Obama applauds.

    6. Rick James   6 months ago

      #ThirdGeorgeWBushTerm

      Victoria Nuland
      Anthony Blinken
      Bill Kristol

      Shall I go on?

  17. Earth-based Human Skeptic   6 months ago

    '"President Joe Biden has authorized Ukraine to use U.S.-supplied missiles to strike deeper inside Russia, easing limitations on the longer range weapons as Russia deploys thousands of North Korean troops to reinforce its war, according to a U.S. official and three other people familiar with the matter," per the Associated Press.'

    Do the Norks mean the enemy is now Eastasia? (Which it always has been, right?)

    1. Michael Ejercito   6 months ago

      Remember when the 1980's called and they want their foreign policy back?

      1. InsaneTrollLogic (Factio Democratica delenda est 5/30/24)   6 months ago

        What’s this administration going to do next? Uniforms with parachute pants?

      2. DRM   6 months ago

        Well, sure. Secretary Clinton used that "overcharge" button to fix everything, and nobody's heard a peep out of Russia since.

    2. Commenter_XY   6 months ago

      We are sleepwalking right into a fucking war that we aren't prepared for.

      1. soldiermedic76   6 months ago

        Why should this one be different? Entering wars we aren't prepared for is a national tradition.

  18. Rev Arthur L kuckland (5-30-24 banana republic day)   6 months ago

    according to Advocates for Children

    I'm sure their funding is not based on creating a problem

  19. Earth-based Human Skeptic   6 months ago

    '"Are you expecting to close down entire agencies?" Fox Business's Maria Bartiromo asked Vivek Ramaswamy, who has been tapped to lead the Department of Government Efficiency alongside Elon Musk, over the weekend. His reply: "We expect mass reductions. We expect entire agencies to be deleted outright."'

    The right was clinging to God and guns. What will the left cling to?

    1. InsaneTrollLogic (Factio Democratica delenda est 5/30/24)   6 months ago

      Their Bureaucracy.

    2. Super Scary   6 months ago

      The left doesn't cling, it clumps. Like cells.

      1. JesseAz (5-30 Banana Republic Day)   6 months ago

        So you're saying we can abort the left?

        1. Don't look at me!   6 months ago

          Didn’t that happen two weeks ago?

          1. Commenter_XY   6 months ago

            Yo, I am trying to get JesseAZ to unmute you. Don't go making it harder for me to plead for mercy. 😛

          2. JesseAz (5-30 Banana Republic Day)   6 months ago

            That's just unburdening us with what had been. They can always burden us again.

    3. Ron   6 months ago

      Many agencies have overlapping purposes. they may eliminate those agencies but pretty sure that thru back door shenanigans no one will be fired they will just spend billions to move people around to hide them from accountability

    4. JesseAz (5-30 Banana Republic Day)   6 months ago

      Gov guns.

  20. Fist of Etiquette   6 months ago

    But if Quinn offered stats to back this up or provided any alternate theories as to what is going on, the Times did not print them.

    The alternate theory is that the kids are running from the gender-affirming medical industrial complex, so the paper couldn't print it.

    Of course the housing problems are due to the migrant influx. Was this article written before Trump won??? It's over.

  21. Rev Arthur L kuckland (5-30-24 banana republic day)   6 months ago

    Migrant children

    The times misspelled illegal invaders

    1. Super Scary   6 months ago

      Child soldiers invade southern border!

      1. Rev Arthur L kuckland (5-30-24 banana republic day)   6 months ago

        Send them back

    2. Mother's Lament (Salt farmer)   6 months ago

      Children 18 to 25.
      No, seriously.
      That's actually how high the UN, the EU and the Government of Canada's definition of 'Migrant Children' goes. I don't know if the same is true for the US.

  22. Earth-based Human Skeptic   6 months ago

    '"In a situationship, there's frequently not just the imbalance of one partner who cares more than the other, but also an inner turmoil in each person—the dueling desires to embrace domestic security and the urge to be unburdened and unrestrained by romantic commitments," writes Reasoner Emma Camp for Slate.'

    Did Emma plagiarize the Marxist Handbook for Teens? Or did she have ChatGTP do it?

    1. Red Rocks White Privilege   6 months ago

      Gen-Xers just called it "friends with benefits" and knew that eventually, it was going to be shit-or-get-off-the-pot time.

    2. Eeyore   6 months ago

      That was almost Kamala level word salad.

    3. Mother's Lament (Salt farmer)   6 months ago

      "Reasoner Emma Camp for Slate."

      Slate huh?

      1. Chumby   6 months ago

        Reason didn’t have a low T enough readership and so she is trying them out.

    4. shadydave   6 months ago

      Situationships are when chicks who are 6s refuse to date guys who are 6s, and so are constantly banging guys who are 8s. They then get confused when those guys won't commit to them.

      1. Jefferson Paul   6 months ago

        Who are these 6s you mention. In every dating podcast I've seen, all the girls rate themselves a 10 out of 10.

        It's so absurd that even when re-asked the question, stated as, "If 100 random men were to rank just your looks on a scale of 1 to 10, what would be the result?" The answer almost always comes down to, "Well, I have confidence and rank myself a 10," even when the woman is 300 lbs.

        1. D-Pizzle   6 months ago

          They also rate each other as a 10. Even the 300 pounder. Women stick together, but only in public.

          1. Jefferson Paul   6 months ago

            See "Gorlock" the destroyer. A trans woman who is easily over 350 lbs. who rates "herself" a 10 out of 10.

  23. Fist of Etiquette   6 months ago

    President Joe Biden has authorized Ukraine to use U.S.-supplied missiles to strike deeper inside Russia, easing limitations on the longer range weapons as Russia deploys thousands of North Korean troops to reinforce its war...

    Russia doesn't want to be the proxy in a proxy war. But at least the Norks are getting a meal out of it, even if it is just beets.

    1. InsaneTrollLogic (Factio Democratica delenda est 5/30/24)   6 months ago

      Hey now, beets are nature’s candy.

    2. Mother's Lament (Salt farmer)   6 months ago

      Slavic pickled beets are pretty tasty.

    3. Chumby   6 months ago

      They are getting firsthand experience in 5th gen warfare and are now going into production of their own suicide UAVs.

  24. Social Justice is neither   6 months ago

    The rhetorical trick in "return to evidence based science" isn't implying that they've departed from that but that they ever used such to begin with.

    1. markm23   6 months ago

      The second rhetorical trick is that RFK has no idea what evidence-based science is. (Not to suggest that the political-bureaucrats running the FDA have shown any sign of following the science ever since they gained the power of arbitrary rule.)

  25. Fist of Etiquette   6 months ago

    "We expect mass reductions. We expect entire agencies to be deleted outright."

    Enter the courts.

    1. InsaneTrollLogic (Factio Democratica delenda est 5/30/24)   6 months ago

      Crouching Lawyer. Hidden Lawfare.

    2. Eeyore   6 months ago

      The president has a duty to uphold the constitution. Most of the agencies existence is unconstitutional.

      1. markm23   6 months ago

        If he can't eliminate the agencies or fire their staff, he certainly has the power to decide where they will work, and to decide when replacements will be hired for any that quit. Some suggestions for the new locations: Halfway between Fairbanks and Nome, Alaska. Attu or Kiska Island, Alaska. Ironwood, Michigan. Hibbing, Minnesota. Douglas, Arizona. Melrose, New Mexico.

        I've been to the last 4 of these places. I also considered Jasper, Indiana, but it seemed to have a decent climate and a restaurant better than McDonald's. Those that have lived or worked in other rural areas may have more suggestions. We need different and widely separated locations for each agency. Is it necessary to appropriate funds to build in the new locations, or will tents do?

  26. Earth-based Human Skeptic   6 months ago

    'Activist histrionics are bad'

    Unless they lead to activist suicide (or emigration).

  27. Fist of Etiquette   6 months ago

    In fact, Gen Z might just be the most risk-averse generation on record.

    They're too precious to be put at risk.

    1. Randy Sax   6 months ago

      I don't think we are bad as millennials. At least not in my experience.

      1. Fist of Etiquette   6 months ago

        You need to feel, not think.

        1. InsaneTrollLogic (Factio Democratica delenda est 5/30/24)   6 months ago

          I misread that as drink and thought you were talking about a certain drunky here.

      2. Uilleam   6 months ago

        Debatable...

      3. Sometimes a Great Notion   6 months ago

        That's because social science studies are bunk, especially so when they use generations as if a 43 year old millenial will have the same attitudes as a 28 millenial but be totally different then a 44 year old Gen Xer.

  28. Earth-based Human Skeptic   6 months ago

    'How the Japanese town of Nagi actually managed to up its birth rate'

    Open bars with free well drinks?

    1. Don't look at me!   6 months ago

      A drop in sammich demand?

    2. Randy Sax   6 months ago

      Poking holes in all the condoms?

    3. Rev Arthur L kuckland (5-30-24 banana republic day)   6 months ago

      Rah-men!
      "ment to be read as cheering on men"*

      *the best jokes need explination

      1. InsaneTrollLogic (Factio Democratica delenda est 5/30/24)   6 months ago

        Quit trying to spice up your noddle incidents.

        1. Randy Sax   6 months ago

          On the contrary, we need more canoodling. Remove chaperones from high skool dances.

      2. Don't look at me!   6 months ago

        It’s good to have a stretch in the morning.

    4. Chumby   6 months ago

      Banning manga and anime?

      1. Mother's Lament (Salt farmer)   6 months ago

        But Trump promised to make Anime real.

        1. InsaneTrollLogic (Factio Democratica delenda est 5/30/24)   6 months ago

          I thought that was what comic con was for.

    5. Don't look at me!   6 months ago

      No more blurring on porno?

      1. Eeyore   6 months ago

        When China removed the pixelazation from panda porn the panda birth rate went up.

        The above statement probably needs to be fact checked.

      2. Ajsloss   6 months ago

        And more tentacles.

    6. Quicktown Brix   6 months ago

      Hand Maidens, obviously.

  29. Fist of Etiquette   6 months ago

    You'll say "it's not important that trans women can be on a swim team" and they'll immediately be like "what about trans genocide??"

    The most gender-affirming thing you can do is tell trans women they're being hysterical.

    1. Rev Arthur L kuckland (5-30-24 banana republic day)   6 months ago

      The good news is that there is no person born on the wrong body. So killing all people claiming to be trans is getting rid of psychos.

    2. CLM1227   6 months ago

      That’s good

  30. Super Scary   6 months ago

    “We expect mass reductions. We expect entire agencies to be deleted outright.”

    Gone, reduced to atoms.

    1. Randy Sax   6 months ago

      We can only hope, but I wouldn't bet on it, unfortunately.

    2. InsaneTrollLogic (Factio Democratica delenda est 5/30/24)   6 months ago

      I don’t even want atoms left. Just a bunch of subatomic particles left.

    3. Rev Arthur L kuckland (5-30-24 banana republic day)   6 months ago

      Nepartment of nuclear energy would like to know why you picked such a huge baseline of atoms

    4. Earth-based Human Skeptic   6 months ago

      I worry they will be like the fluid-metal cyborg in Terminator 2.

    5. Its_Not_Inevitable   6 months ago

      Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational Battle Station!

    6. D-Pizzle   6 months ago

      "Nuke 'em from orbit. It's the only way to me sure."

  31. Fist of Etiquette   6 months ago

    How the Japanese town of Nagi actually managed to up its birth rate...

    Is the birth rate per capita? Because I hate to think they did it by culling the non-breeders!

    1. Fist of Etiquette   6 months ago

      I may have been watching too many Japanese horror films.

      1. InsaneTrollLogic (Factio Democratica delenda est 5/30/24)   6 months ago

        Watch The Ring too many times?

      2. Randy Sax   6 months ago

        I like the one where there's the concubine that has a hand secretly growing out of the back of her head. It's her siamese twin with a mind of it's own, and it tells her to kill. Forget the name of it though.

        1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   6 months ago

          Hillary Too?

          1. Dillinger   6 months ago

            Return of the Spawn of Webb Hubbell

    2. Eeyore   6 months ago

      The Japanese thing to do would be to redefine someone without children as not being Japanese. I expect some motto like, "To have children is to be Japanese."

  32. Small w woodchippertarian   6 months ago

    In fact, Gen Z might just be the most risk-averse generation on record.
    Then none of the Gen Z men will get divorced and become REALLY risk-averse.

    1. Eeyore   6 months ago

      Or never risk marriage or even dating. Women are dangerous.

  33. Sevo, 5-30-24, embarrassment   6 months ago

    "President Joe Biden has authorized Ukraine to use U.S.-supplied missiles to strike deeper inside Russia, easing limitations on the longer range weapons as Russia deploys thousands of North Korean troops to reinforce its war, according to a U.S. official and three other people familiar with the matter," per the Associated Press."

    He did no such thing. Someone had a document drawn up permitting such and probably got an auto-signature.
    Who is acting as POTUS at this time?

    1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   6 months ago

      Which day of the week is it?

    2. TrickyVic (old school)   6 months ago

      Ask the CIA director.

  34. Sevo, 5-30-24, embarrassment   6 months ago

    "..."They're going to write this off as a migrant problem, and it's not," Christine Quinn,..."

    Yes, it is.

  35. n00bdragon   6 months ago

    How the Japanese town of Nagi actually managed to up its birth rate (to 2.7, roughly twice the national average) in a major way

    This is the kind of Sharpshooter Fallacy statistics I hate the most. Take any set of data, sort by values, and then pick the top one and try to “explain” how it got there. It’s absurd. I bet you can find a county in the United States with three victims of lighting strikes in the past year too, but no one is trying to figure out why the weather in Bumfuckia, WV is so much more dangerous than everywhere else.

    Nagi is a tiny city of 5000 people, so any change in just a small cluster of families can have an enormous impact on the fertility rate. Also note the weasel-word description of how the fertility rate works. “Fertility rate” is the average number of children a woman (who exists, alive, inside of Nagi-cho) has in her entire lifetime. The funny thing about this is that “having a baby” is perhaps the least important factor in it. Other ways that the number can change:
    – Women who don’t have children leave/die.
    – Women who already have children move in.
    – Women who are going to have a child anyway come to Nagi to take part in its handouts. The extra child comes at the "expense" of wherever they would otherwise be.

    Japan famously has an elderly population with an average age of 47 years. The average age in rural areas (like Nagi) is even higher, as young people tend to gather in cities. If all your young childless single women leave for Tokyo, the ones that remain (to be with their kids) suddenly pump the fertility rate without a single extra child being born.

    People are complicated. Government is the idea that we can take complex problems and fix them with simple solutions. If Nagi’s pro-natalism policies are making any difference at all, I would be absolutely gobsmacked if it’s doubling the birth rate. No government policy is that effective.

    1. Rick James   6 months ago

      “Fertility rate” is the average number of children a woman

      This is the most interesting part of this whole story.

      1. InsaneTrollLogic (Factio Democratica delenda est 5/30/24)   6 months ago

        Does he know what a woman even is?

      2. Don't look at me!   6 months ago

        Don’t men get pregnant in Japan?

        1. Super Scary   6 months ago

          Sometimes, but that's mainly in the…uhh…”self published” industry.

        2. Gaear Grimsrud   6 months ago

          Well many can't get free tampons so they opt for hysterectomies. Or move to Minnesota.

      3. n00bdragon   6 months ago

        I honestly have no idea what this comment is about. At first I thought it must be some kind of "reee, trannies" response, but my post has nothing to do with trannies or broader culture war nonsense. I can only surmise that you were somehow giga-triggered by the mere usage of the word "woman".

        Does the right wing have to have trigger words now too? Be better than that. Please.

        1. Rick James   6 months ago

          You posted an openly transphobic comment, and you're telling me to "be better"?

          1. n00bdragon   6 months ago

            The funny thing about pretending to be an idiot is that do it long enough and you'll find yourself surrounded by real idiots who think they are in good company. Keep at it, and they will be.

            1. Don't look at me!   6 months ago

              So humor is banned now?

    2. Earth-based Human Skeptic   6 months ago

      "Take any set of data, sort by values, and then pick the top one and try to “explain” how it got there."

      I think in law school they call this "cancer clusters".

    3. Jefferson Paul   6 months ago

      but no one is trying to figure out why the weather in Bumfuckia, WV is so much more dangerous than everywhere else.

      The answer is climate change! It's always climate change.

  36. Rick James   6 months ago

    Generation Z is afflicted with endemic risk aversion—a personality feature that makes many current twentysomethings uniquely commitment-phobic. In fact, Gen Z might just be the most risk-averse generation on record.”

    Anecdotal, but the last people still regularly wearing masks in Seattle are a few very old people and Gen Z.

    1. Jefferson Paul   6 months ago

      Where I live, the vast majority of people still wearing a mask (be it alone in a car or walking into a store) are black Americans, especially older blacks.

  37. Earth-based Human Skeptic   6 months ago

    'The McDonald's Election'

    In the next shocking news cycle, Trump announces The Hamburglar as Sec Treas.

    1. Red Rocks White Privilege   6 months ago

      Mayor McCheese is already lobbying for a government-funded youth program to ensure the Fry Kids don't go down a bad road.

    2. Chumby   6 months ago

      Ronald McFondled will soon be the former big guy.

  38. Rick James   6 months ago

    This is THE most Seattle story you'll read all week:

    Triggered by Donald Trump's victory, Seattle woman brutally kills father with ice axe on Election Night

    Cops said 33-year-old Corey Burke was found clapping and smiling, covered in her father’s blood.

    A space rocket program manager brutally killed her father with an ice axe on Election Night after a breakdown following Donald Trump’s victory. Cops said 33-year-old Corey Burke was found clapping and smiling, covered in her father’s blood, according to New York Post.

    Triggered by Donald Trump's victory, Seattle woman Corey Burke brutally kills father with ice axe on Election Night (Corey Burke/Facebook)
    Triggered by Donald Trump's victory, Seattle woman Corey Burke brutally kills father with ice axe on Election Night (Corey Burke/Facebook)
    Burke reportedly considered the attack to be an “act of liberation,” according to charging documents. She has been accused of strangling, biting and hacking her father, 67, to death in their $800,000 Seattle home.

    According to Burke’s LinkedIn, she is a training program manager at Blue Origin, Jeff Bezos’ spacecraft company. She is married to prominent transgender writer Samantha Leigh Allen, author of the acclaimed book Real Queer America: LGBT Stories from Red States, as well as an editor at Them, a Conde Nast transgender news publication. Burke told police that the murder was meant to “help people change their attachment to their parents” and “had to happen today.”

    1. Ron   6 months ago

      there was another person who killed his entire family and himself over Trump wining, Crazy is as crazy does

    2. Dillinger   6 months ago

      Dateline material.

    3. Don't look at me!   6 months ago

      No wonder blue origin is a failure.

      1. CE   6 months ago

        Any guesses what programs she was providing training in?

        1. Don't look at me!   6 months ago

          A killer app?

    4. InsaneTrollLogic (Factio Democratica delenda est 5/30/24)   6 months ago

      Reenacting the Lizzie Borden story?

      1. markm23   6 months ago

        If the ice axe wasn't just the weapon of opportunity, she reenacted the Stalinist assassination of Leon Trotsky.

        Did Bezos fail to vet his managers, or was a Stalinist just fine with him?

    5. Eeyore   6 months ago

      Netflix special?

      1. NoVaNick   6 months ago

        Lifetime network

        1. InsaneTrollLogic (Factio Democratica delenda est 5/30/24)   6 months ago

          Investigation Discovery show.

    6. Mother's Lament (Salt farmer)   6 months ago

      It's always, always, always some deranged Democrat killing MAGA. Never the other way around (apologies to Mr. Smollet). This is what happens when you gaslight the mentally ill nonstop for years.

      1. Red Rocks White Privilege   6 months ago

        To be fair, there's not an indication that Daddy Dearest voted for Trump. She was already on the verge of snapping, and went over the edge in an argument over turning the lights off.

        The dyke hooked up with a troon, so she already wasn't all there to begin with.

    7. NoVaNick   6 months ago

      Instead of prison, Ms Burke and her spouse should get deported to Afghanistan.

    8. Sevo, 5-30-24, embarrassment   6 months ago

      "...A space rocket program manager..."

      Betting she managed the DEI program.

  39. Dillinger   6 months ago

    >>being hazed by Trump and co., forced to eat burgers and fries on a private jet flying to a UFC match.

    is there vid? pic shows not eating.

    1. Don't look at me!   6 months ago

      Yeah, they actually had Trump steaks.

      1. Dillinger   6 months ago

        I won't eat McDs and am entirely < nutter ... I can't imagine he did

    2. Super Scary   6 months ago

      "Eat your nuggies, Robert!"

  40. Dillinger   6 months ago

    >>RFK Jr. wants to ... drive various food products and additives out of circulation.

    food products and additives are not food.

  41. Dillinger   6 months ago

    >>The government should not be trying to serve these companies' bottom lines, but it is worth remembering that these companies are a net good for society.

    even better net good for society when not propped by government.

  42. Dillinger   6 months ago

    >>At least 146,000 public school students in New York City did not have permanent housing at some point during the past school year

    doubleplusgood they count for public school funding and homeless funding

  43. Dillinger   6 months ago

    >>President Joe Biden has authorized Ukraine to use U.S.-supplied missiles to strike deeper inside Russia

    p0rn jokes aside, which people in Washington greenlighted moar war on the way out?

  44. Dillinger   6 months ago

    >>How the Japanese town of Nagi actually managed to up its birth rate

    idk how the Japanese ever get together to procreate did you see Love Is Blind - Japan?

  45. Dillinger   6 months ago

    >>the coming health culture wars will be tedious and miserable, made worse by RFK Jr. serving as generalissimo.

    easier to take out the Orcs this time they're all fat & lazy

  46. InsaneTrollLogic (Factio Democratica delenda est 5/30/24)   6 months ago

    How the Japanese town of Nagi actually managed to up its birth rate

    Well, fuck.

    1. Dillinger   6 months ago

      exactly.

    2. Its_Not_Inevitable   6 months ago

      Screw it.

  47. Dillinger   6 months ago

    >>Kamala Harris claim that she worked at McDonald's, a probably true but not totally proven story about a job she took back in college

    why did you type that out loud and make it even worse by citing NYT?

    1. TrickyVic (old school)   6 months ago

      She ran a political campaign like someone who did work at McDonalds, so probably true.

      1. Don't look at me!   6 months ago

        Reminder: Trump actually did work at a McDonald’s.

        1. Mother's Lament (Salt farmer)   6 months ago

          "Sorry Mr. Jameston, I can't work the fry station next week. I got my old job back."

          "Well I'm sorry to hear that your leaving us Donald. All the best in your next position".

    2. Uilleam   6 months ago

      Why does she assume its true?

      Meaningless statement = ’probably true but not totally proven’

      If you and others are going to keep bringing this up, why not try and determine if its actually true or not?

      1. Super Scary   6 months ago

        In their mind, it's more important that Trump can't disprove it as opposed to Kamala proving it.

    3. markm23   6 months ago

      Normally I wouldn't question someone's word if they said their first job was at McDonald's 40 years ago. Nearly all of us started in some menial job. It's just that she and Walz lied about nearly everything else...

      It's no surprise that can't be proven or disproven. If she worked for "McDonalds", she probably actually worked for a franchisee - one of many thousands of small companies that come and go. The chance that her actual employer still exists and has records kept employment records from 40 years ago is miniscule.

      When I first heard about this, I thought "Could I prove I worked the 6 PM to closing shift washing dishes for Shields' Restaurant on East Bay in Traverse City in the summer of 1973?" There's a web page remembering the place, but I think it's been out of business for decades, and the owners must be dead of old age long ago. Could I confirm it from tax records? I'm pretty sure the W2 said "Shields", but I haven't kept tax records from 50 years back, and if I had, they'd have burned up in a house fire. If the IRS kept detailed enough tax records this long, and IF I could get them, it should have my W2 and/or records of tax withholding by the restaurant. But it wouldn't show what job I did there.

      So if the IRS or SSA still has the records and it is possible for her to have them released, her W2 won't say the employer is McDonalds, it will be some obscure corporation that hasn't existed for decades. It will show she earned an amount consistent with either a typical after-school job at near minimum wage, or a couple hours a week at the kind of high-paying job wealthy parents sometimes can get for their offspring.

      There's a second way that _might_ confirm or disprove her story. Has she given specifics of where the restaurant was and when she worked there? If so, maybe other former employers can be found, and maybe they can remember working with her, or not. Of the dozens of people I worked with at that restaurant, I can only remember 4 names. Three of them are dead. The last one was a college-girl waitress and the daughter of a judge for whom my mother was the campaign manager - but aside from that sort of family connection, we only met briefly two times over 10 years, and I'd be surprised if she remembers I existed.

      But to even have a chance and proof or disproof through finding fellow workers requires either the names of fellow workers who can be traced down and interviewed, or identifying the specific location and date and shift that Kamala worked. I haven't seen anything in the news stories saying that Kamala gave those details. Somehow I suspect that she's been as short on the details as Christine Blasey Ford's first testimony, when she made damn sure that Kavanaugh could not prove an alibi even if there had been a video crew taping his entire life for 24 hours a day for an entire year. (Then she gave names, and none of those people supported her story.) That was why I knew from the first that Ford was lying or delusional...

  48. Don't look at me!   6 months ago

    How the Japanese town of Nagi actually managed to up its birth rate

    The abortion clinic burned down?

  49. Dillinger   6 months ago

    >>Generation Z is afflicted with endemic risk aversion

    shame. fuck it, why not? has been a lovely life practice.

  50. Medulla Oblongata   6 months ago

    Bill Maher: “Democrats have become like a royal family that, because of so much incest, has unfortunately had retarded children.”

    1. Mike Parsons   6 months ago

      his post election rant was pretty based

    2. Uilleam   6 months ago

      They never stopped being a 'branch' of the royal family. If anything, they got a much needed injection of new dna when they moved overseas.

  51. TJJ2000   6 months ago

    I don't see anywhere in the US Constitution where the "Union of States" government should be governing everyone's health.

    1. Dillinger   6 months ago

      everyone including you is free to make their own froot loops.

      1. TJJ2000   6 months ago

        Not according to the CDC, FDA, NIH and thousands of other US regulators excusing their illegal existence with a warped beyond-recognition fraudulent manipulation of the commerce clause.

        Something, something about a recent article about some-one making butter having to throw it all away by US regulators.

        1. Dillinger   6 months ago

          don't take your froot loops to market.

          1. TJJ2000   6 months ago

            Or maybe the ILLEGAL [Na]tional So[zi]alist[s] can go build their own nation instead of trying to "conquer and consume" this one.

  52. Medulla Oblongata   6 months ago

    tl;dr: "The short version of that is: Please don’t do to us what we were going to do to you,"

    Schumer now pleads for bi-partisanship having promised to railroad Democrat agenda through

    https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/schumer-now-pleads-for-bi-partisanship-having-promised-to-railroad-democrat-agenda-through/ar-AA1ucY0S

    Schumer and the Democrats tried to kill the filibuster in 2022 when they had 50 votes – the vice president could have broken the tie – but Senators Joe Manchin and Kyrsten Sinema refused to toe the Democratic party line. They eventually became Independents.

    With Manchin and Sinema leaving the Senate, Schumer was confident of having at least 50 Senate seats after this year’s election with a then-potential Vice President Walz breaking the tie on a filibuster vote.

    "We got it up to 48, but, of course, Sinema and Manchin voted no; that’s why we couldn’t change the rules. Well, they’re both gone," Schumer told reporters on the Tuesday during the week of the Democratic convention, according to NBC News.

    "Ruben Gallego is for it, and we have 51. So, even losing Manchin, we still have 50."

    The result would have essentially meant one-party rule in the Senate, with Schumer also toying with expanding voting rights nationwide by passing the Freedom to Vote Act and the John Lewis Voting Rights Advancement Act.

    He also discussed a potential rule change to codify abortion rights in federal law, a party priority after Roe v. Wade was overturned, which would have faced staunch Republican opposition and lacking a path to 60 Senate votes.

    Schumer also posited reforming the Supreme Court by slapping 18-year term limits on justices and touted reversing the Supreme Court’s presidential immunity ruling, which determined that presidents are immune from prosecution for some "official acts."

    He has previously announced his intention to move legislation that would expand the Supreme Court from nine to 13 members.

    But this week, he went to the floor of the Senate to tell Republicans to essentially go easy on their legislative colleagues on the other side of the aisle, since Republicans will have a 53-to-47 majority.

    "To my Republican colleagues, I offer a word of caution in good faith," Schumer said.

    "Take care not to misread the will of the people, and do not abandon the need for bipartisanship. After winning an election, the temptation may be to go to the extreme. We’ve seen that happen over the decades, and it has consistently backfired on the party in power."

    "So, instead of going to the extremes, I remind my colleagues that this body is most effective when it’s bipartisan. If we want the next four years in the Senate to be as productive as the last four, the only way that will happen is through bipartisan cooperation."

    1. InsaneTrollLogic (Factio Democratica delenda est 5/30/24)   6 months ago

      I’ve got but one finger to give Schumer, and it’s the longest one on my hand.

    2. Marshal   6 months ago

      “To my Republican colleagues, I offer a word of caution in good faith,” Schumer said.

      As we have experienced here at Reason it's pretty funny when someone without a drop of good faith tries to claim the moral mantle of good faith. He'd be better off not mentioning good faith at all and hoping we don't recognize his name.

  53. Medulla Oblongata   6 months ago

    https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/opinion/five-government-programs-that-musk-s-government-efficiency-agency-could-put-on-the-chopping-block/ar-AA1ucjIT

    1. Improper Payments
    2. Tax Dollars Funding LGBT Activism Abroad
    3. ‘Indigenous Knowledge’ Grants
    4. DEI at the VA and Beyond
    5. Inventing Gay Landmarks

    1. CE   6 months ago

      Nothing left to cut.

      No need to try austerity now, the economy is booming (Democrat celebrity paid endorsers)

      or,

      Can't try austerity now, the economy is on the precipice of recession (Democrat economists)

  54. Medulla Oblongata   6 months ago

    Of course it's cheaper, when you're expecting your employer to front you expensive chargers and free electricity. Imaging if regular car owners expected their employers to provide pumps and free gas in the employee parking lot.

    ------------

    State Farm to remove convenient employee perk for debatable reason: 'We will announce relevant updates as these plans are finalized'

    https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/other/state-farm-to-remove-convenient-employee-perk-for-debatable-reason-we-will-announce-relevant-updates-as-these-plans-are-finalized/ar-AA1ue4ST

    Charging your electric vehicle at work can be very convenient, but State Farm plans on removing its EV chargers at its hubs across the U.S.

    a study by the University of Michigan's Transportation Research Institute found that EV owners can save 60% per year driving an EV compared to driving a gas-powered vehicle. That type of savings can really add up over time and let families spend that money on other essentials like food and their home.

    1. Red Rocks White Privilege   6 months ago

      Is that at the HQ or at the various agent offices? I could see the HQ simply deciding that they couldn't front the cost anymore, but expecting individual agent offices that operate on small margins to provide that is hilariously entitled.

    2. Zeb   6 months ago

      Since my work installed car chargers I keep asking when the gas pumps are getting installed. They don't seem to take me seriously.

      Talking about costs, they always neglect the up front cost of an EV and it's expected lifespan (before the battery craps out).

  55. Ajsloss   6 months ago

    Note the rhetorical trick here: the use of the word return implies these agencies are not currently engaged in evidence-based science but Kennedy will come to the rescue.

    Not so much a rhetorical trick as honesty. My mask protects you and your mask protects me, remember?

  56. CE   6 months ago

    So people eating cheeseburgers is the main story, and a senile, lame duck President committing the USA to WW3 is a "quick hit"?

    1. InsaneTrollLogic (Factio Democratica delenda est 5/30/24)   6 months ago

      Well, WW3 is just a sideshow when you’ve got “actual Hitler” eating cheeseburgers.

      1. Zeb   6 months ago

        WW3 is a giant ice cream cone.

    2. Don't look at me!   6 months ago

      We have always been at war with East Ukraine.

    3. Chumby   6 months ago

      The people egging it on/not giving a shit are the ones living in the urban and suburban areas that will be hit.

  57. BYODB   6 months ago

    Sounds to me like someone in the Biden administration, probably lots of someone's, are keen on a shooting war with Russia starting up.

    'The 1980's called, they want their foreign policy back' is proving to be just another way in which Obama was a total moron. When Mitt Romney comes off as the sane adult in the room, think twice.

    Maybe the Democrat party wants to punish Russia for something, or maybe Biden wants to hide something in the Ukraine, but something about this whole situation smells incredibly rotten.

    They have never been a particular ally of ours or a particularly good actor in the region. I'm not a fan of Russia either, but we are working overtime to make them look sympathetic will all the shenanigans our government is pulling over there.

    I don't see any benefit for the United States in this war. We have no business being there, and we have no dog in that fight. To pull something like this after losing an election just before the next administration comes in smacks of trying to hide something or set up a disaster for no good reason.

    1. Roberta   6 months ago

      Maybe they want to punish America, or the whole world.

  58. Mother's Lament (Salt farmer)   6 months ago

    LYING JEFFYS HATE THIS ONE NEAT TRICK

    The real party of joy.

    1. chemjeff radical individualist   6 months ago

      Poor ML. He is upset that I conclusively showed that he was lying yesterday.

      1. Mother's Lament (Salt farmer)   6 months ago

        What horseshit, fifty center. Where was I lying?

        1. chemjeff radical individualist   6 months ago

          Right here:

          https://reason.com/2024/11/17/pearl-clutchers-in-hot-spring-county/?comments=true#comment-10804475

          One of many, many times you've been caught lying, but this one is so obvious it can't be explained away.

          1. Mother's Lament (Salt farmer)   6 months ago

            Nope. I'm going to have to eat crow on this one.

            The Blaze video was posted April 12, 2024. https://x.com/theblaze/status/1778843604846305616

            I misread that as April 2023, and as the probe was reopened on July 2023, it was after rather than before.

            You win this time Lying Jeffy, but I still think you're a Nazi, a paid shill and a inveterate liar. The fact that you got the timeframe right was strictly by accident rather than any sort of impulse to be truthful.

            1. ducksalad   6 months ago

              You had us worried until that last paragraph.

      2. Don't look at me!   6 months ago

        This is why you are called lying jeffy.

  59. Rick James   6 months ago

    Maybe Sullum can school San Franciscans using some esoteric federal data to show that things in San Francisco are actually better than ever.

    1. Jefferson Paul   6 months ago

      One of the comments about ousted Mayor London Breed from that video:

      Her pronouns are She/Gone

  60. chemjeff radical individualist   6 months ago

    Reminder: Hegseth advocated for pardons for two soldiers convicted of war crimes.

    https://time.com/7176342/pete-hegseth-donald-trump-pardon-war-crimes-military/

    The war crimes were two soldiers who murdered unarmed Afghanis.

    So sure, let's send the military to the border to stop the 'invasion' there. We can be sure that if soldiers do 'accidentally' murder unarmed Guatemalans in the desert, that Hegseth will turn a blind eye to it.

    Oh as a bonus, he also previously advocated for the use of waterboarding as a 'legitimate' interrogation technique.

    1. Medulla Oblongata   6 months ago

      Well, they would likely be trespassing, and we know it's okay to shoot unarmed trespassers in the face. All they have to do is say they feared for their safety once the trespassers climbed over/through the barrier, then it's a free-fire zone.

      1. Don't look at me!   6 months ago

        Women in particular.

      2. chemjeff radical individualist   6 months ago

        Here, Medulla bravely comes out in opposition to self-defense or defense of others.

        1. InsaneTrollLogic (Factio Democratica delenda est 5/30/24)   6 months ago

          So, Jeffy, it is ok to kill unarmed trespassers?

        2. Medulla Oblongata   6 months ago

          I don't think so.

          Are you saying it's NOT okay to shot trespassers in the face?

    2. Bertram Guilfoyle   6 months ago

      Hegseth was right about this. Golsteyn, Behenna and Lorrance were all pardoned by Trump. This is a good thing, jeff.

    3. Nobartium   6 months ago

      And?

    4. sarcasmic   6 months ago

      You think people who have advocated for machine gun nests at the border oppose illegals being murdered? Quite the opposite.

      1. Mike Parsons   6 months ago

        machine gun nests make it so you actually dont have to murder people

        1. Vernon Depner   6 months ago

          Or just a few, and the rest get the message.

      2. InsaneTrollLogic (Factio Democratica delenda est 5/30/24)   6 months ago

        For a cite for that?

    5. Commenter_XY   6 months ago

      What's wrong with waterboarding? It is quite effective. Usually harmless.

  61. Roberta   6 months ago

    From the totality of RFK's remarks as reported here in recent time, I conclude he's for 3 things: transparency and choice. How can that be bad for individual liberty?

    1. Mike Parsons   6 months ago

      "he’s for 3 things: transparency and choice."

      Rick perry moment?

      1. Roberta   6 months ago

        No, just that they stupidly put the 2 key right next to the 3 key. Idiots.

      2. Ajsloss   6 months ago

        1. transparency
        2. and
        3. choice

    2. NoVaNick   6 months ago

      If RFK Jr. demands more strict standards for vaccine/drug safety and effectiveness and opens up approval for products outside of big pharma, that would be a good thing.
      If, on the other hand, he tries to ban things he doesn’t personally like (nicotine, alcohol, caffeine, sugar), that would not be.

  62. Medulla Oblongata   6 months ago

    https://x.com/StopAntisemites/status/1858335345965707551

    StopAntisemitism
    @StopAntisemites
    AOC is blaming the Jews for the Democrats losing the House, Senate, and White House.

    Color us shocked.

    Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
    @AOC
    If people want to talk about members of Congress being overly influenced by a special interest group pushing a wildly unpopular agenda that pushes voters away from Democrats then they should be discussing AIPAC

    [American Israel Public Affairs Committee is a pro-Israel lobbying group that advocates its policies to the legislative and executive branches of the United States. AOC seems to be mad "in May 2022, it was also revealed that AIPAC has been spending millions, channeled through surrogate group, the United Democracy Project (UDP), which makes no mention of its creation by AIPAC, to defeat progressive Democrats and particularly female candidates who might potentially align with "the Squad" of progressive Congress members made up of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Ilhan Omar and Rashida Tlaib", but fails to note that they supported a significant number of more moderate Democrats.]

  63. Medulla Oblongata   6 months ago

    NY Post with the burn!

    "It’s high time to shatter the myth of Nancy Pelosi as a master strategist. Nobody deserves more blame than the ridiculously self-titled “speaker emerita” for the Democrats’ $1 billion electoral collapse.

    Under her ruthless leadership, her party lost the White House, the House, the Senate and the popular vote. You can’t say that enough.

    Voters rejected the Dems from coast to coast, even in Pelosi’s deepest-blue home city of San Francisco, which saw a 7-point swing to Donald Trump.

    She’s the only speaker in history to have lost control of the House twice.

    She’s finished.

    The empress emeritus has no clothes (perish the thought).

    1. Red Rocks White Privilege   6 months ago

      I'm not kidding when I say that she's showing the same signs of mental decline that Biden was in 2019. It only got worse for him the next 5 years, and it's going to be the same for her, too.

      She's going to end up a babbling, drooling mess like Feinstein because she thinks she can take her designer ice cream with her when she dies.

      1. Mike Parsons   6 months ago

        yup, she is starting to show signs.

        Democrats are about to be the party of clinging to power literally until deaths door. Biden, Feinstein, and now Pelosi. They are so corrupt and power hungry they will hold on even when they know its the worst thing for the country.

        Sure the R's have some examples in their past (and mcconnell now), but its nowhere near as bad in scope. This is becoming a norm for the dems. Its going to lose them a lot more.

    2. Ajsloss   6 months ago

      Yeah, we could’ve really done without that last line.

  64. Use the Schwartz   6 months ago

    Dietary Hysteria is a luxury of the Leisure Class.

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