To Get Through This Election, Eat Some Ethiopian Food
Escape the election madness with a shared platter of Ethiopian food and a side of togetherness.

The 2024 election—like every election, really—is a reminder that voters have very few choices when it comes to deciding who will get to set the national agenda for the next several years. It's stifling. For the politically homeless among us, who likely feel a bit suffocated at this juncture, it may be time to seek out a more diverse palette—in the form of Ethiopian food.
Palette is the operative word, because an Ethiopian spread is truly the start of a work of art. Served on a spongy pancake called injera, the meal often consists of an array of vegetarian dishes—Chickpea stew! Potatoes! Split peas! Collard greens!—meted out in happy little circles, with a glob of meat as the centerpiece (if you eat meat). Bob Ross, but make it edible.
Each dish brings its own unique spice profile, with the warmth of berbere seasoning and the earthy depth of turmeric creating a flavor experience that's as diverse as it is satisfying. The colors and textures stimulate not just the taste buds but the senses as a whole.
Utensils? Who needs them? Additional helpings of injera, provided as a side, are the vehicle here, used to scoop up combinations of the many choices before you. The possibilities are endless.
How many Ethiopian restaurants your area has largely depends on immigration trends over the last several decades. Luckily Washington, D.C.—where residents might need the most help escaping the political chaos center stage there—boasts the highest concentration of Ethiopian people outside of Africa. Walking through neighborhoods like Adams Morgan, Shaw, and Columbia Heights, you'll pass multiple restaurants dedicated to this often-overlooked cuisine. Other large enclaves exist in California, Minnesota, Texas, Colorado, Washington state, Georgia, Virginia, and Maryland, although you'll find some Ethiopians in every state across the continental U.S.
Many Ethiopian immigrants over the years have come to the U.S. in response to political unrest and armed conflict in their home country; the area has seen constant turmoil, displacing peaceful civilians. The Immigration Act of 1990, signed into law by former President George H. W. Bush, has facilitated some of that movement with its Temporary Protected Status program, which gives a lifeline to people in countries experiencing upheaval. Also of note is that half of Ethiopian immigrants are citizens. Since the majority arrived relatively recently, that trend suggests this cohort is generally eager to become Americans when they're able to.
We're luckier for it. Gathering around a shared platter of Ethiopian food, there's little room for the divisive political chatter that fills the airwaves. Instead, friends and family enjoy vibrant dishes in a communal experience that celebrates togetherness. Pride also has no place here, as the finger-food approach gets messy quickly. In other words, it's a fourth date, not a first date, excursion.
More importantly, it's also a reminder that the U.S., for all its faults, is enriched by the cultures and people who have brought their traditions here—creating moments like this, where the only debate might be who gets the last piece of injera.
As the doomsday 24-hour news cycle labors on, constantly reminding us of our binary, black-and-white options, there is a Technicolor escape in the form of Ethiopian cuisine. Freedom tastes good.
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What about Haitian food? Hear it goes great with catsup.
I only have kittensup. Will that do? Asking for a new friend in the neighborhood.
This guy is a foodie.
You enjoy the Hatian mud cookies as dessert.
Ethiopian food is tasty, but does it have to be so ugly?
Knew a Romanian woman who once said, “Why do the healthy ones always look ugly?”
Hamitic honeys are HAWT!
It's like half of them could pass as Iman's slightly less attractive little sister.
Why am I hearing Sam Kinison scream. "MOVE TO THE FOOD!!!"
it's still resonating in space from 1985
FOOD TRUCKZ!!!!!
Holy fuck. Just how "precious" is this? Hey, Billy, what do you wash down your food pallet with? Bud Light?
Since when do they have enough to share?
Unfortunately the closest Ethiopian restaurants are close to 20 miles away, and there are lots of other good restaurants closer. I'd love to have one open up nearby!
If ever you need more evidence that the Reason authors are completely out of touch with the reality that the vast majority of people live in, this post is definitely it.
That is the truth.
Ethiopian food is the worst of all the 'ethnic' foods.
That’s why they were starving back in the day.
every day the elite oligarch cocksuckers at reason dot com post cosmopolitan, globalist articles like this and every day the troglodyte stormfront-rejects in the comments section point and sputter at it. it's glorious
Kill yourself.
you first.
Is that supposed to even make sense??? Word salad.
>>For the politically homeless among us
poseur.
I don't know about DC, but here in Arlington, Texas we have an Ethiopian/Texas BBQ place called Smoke'n'Ash. By all the gods, it is terrific! You can get either or a blended meal that will melt in your mouth! A family-run business that has me drooling just thinking about it.
like 10,000 Ethiopians moved up the road in Dallas too I enjoy their food.
Down South in my White Supremacist enclave here in Jesusland, Google shows 40+ Ethiopian restaurants within 10 miles as the crow flies and 3 or 4 within 2 miles on surface streets. Good to read it's finally come to DC. The exodus from the Horn of Africa came here first. I'm not even gonna try to count the Sub-Saharan African restaurants. They're nearly as common as Dominican barbershops.
"Ethiopian food?"
If ever there was an oxymoron, this is it.
It’s shit.
Then don't eat it.
"For the politically homeless among us"
You just got done giving Meghan McCain a tongue bath. You know precisely where your political home is.
As for the rest of us, we tend to make our own food at home. The regime policies you support have made it prohibitively expensive to eat out at restaurants. So unless we're Ethiopian, we tend not to make Ethiopian food.
>Utensils? Who needs them? ... the finger-food approach gets messy quickly
Come for the chickpeas and collard greens, stay for the measles, HIV, and Leishmaniasis.
The HIV just adds to the flavor.
injera
Is one of the most disgusting things I've ever eaten.
You know what they call venetian blinds in Ethiopia?
Please do try Ethiopian cuisine. But I suspect, you might find it is just a notch above, "I would rather starve today". Injera, that spongy pancake comes from a seriously fermented dough and is nasty sour. I think this cuisine will require an American fusion makeover, then I can see it being fun to eat.