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Politics

Tim Walz Is Not Your Dad

Plus: J.D. Vance's couch saga continues, Biden's war on plastic forks, and more...

Liz Wolfe | 8.7.2024 9:30 AM

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The Democrats' Carhartt Messiah? "Is Tim Walz the Midwestern Dad Democrats Need?" Ezra Klein titled his recent New York Times podcast interview with Kamala Harris' veep pick. "Tim Walz is the dad an entire generation wish they had instead of the one they lost to Fox News," reads a tweet that has already resonated with some 46,000 people. "In Walz, Harris Sees a Battleground Strategy Dressed in Carhartt," reads a New York Times analysis by Lisa Lerer, referring to the workwear brand. "Walz is going to spend the rest of the campaign hosting daily livestreams explaining to voters how to fix a running toilet, how to check the oil levels on your car, and how to properly patch a hole in your drywall," jokes a politico on X.

"It was mesmerizing in the sense that it's been a while since I've seen a rally like that either on TV or in person," journalist Mike Barnicle told MSNBC, referring to Vice President Kamala Harris and Tim Walz's rally in Pennsylvania yesterday, after Harris had announced the Minnesota governor as her vice-presidential pick. "And watching it, you could just sense the power in the hall—and it was the power of joy, the power of laughter, the power of hope for the future.…It's been a long time since any aspect of American politics has put a smile on anyone's face."

The reception has been warm and cuddly from much of the media. But Tim Walz is not your dad. He's not your handyman. He's not even necessarily that pragmatic of a pick for Harris, who seems to be telegraphing ideological preferences—bigger government with higher taxes and a more expansive welfare state, as well as supplying an olive branch to the progressive far-left. Embracing a more moderate swing-stater like Pennsylvania Gov. Josh Shapiro might have been a more pragmatic choice.

"My biggest worry about the discourse is that people mash together a few things that are true—Minnesota is in the Midwest, Walz represented a rural district, Walz has a kind of gruff white guy manner—into a false impression that Tim Walz's gruff white guy manner has made him popular in the rural Midwest despite conventional liberal politics," writes Matthew Yglesias at Slow Boring. "The actual story is that Minnesota is a better-educated, more urban, and more liberal state than Wisconsin, Michigan, or Pennsylvania, so a conventional liberal can do well there without over-performing in the rural Midwest."

The perception of Walz as a folksy Midwestern dad, especially when juxtaposed with Sen. J.D. Vance (R–Ohio) (whom Walz branded weird, leading to a strange news cycle in which other Democrats kept hopping aboard the bandwagon), is rather titillating to much of the coastal elite news media. The question is whether that perception will actually be shared by swing-state voters.

Walz's actual record: For better or worse, Walz has—over the course of his almost 20 years in politics—embraced quite progressive policies, shifting further left over time. He's a big fan of hiking taxes, both income and gas. He presided over state agencies partnering with all kinds of wasteful and fraudulent organizations, doling out taxpayer dollars to entities that were bad stewards of the funds. He continued to allow this during the pandemic, when he wanted to dish out "hero pay" to so-called frontline workers, which led to some 333,000 people claiming they were eligible when they were in fact not (or, in some cases, outright fraud, such as attempts by, uh, dead people to get checks). The state agency in charge doled out checks anyway, and the whole program became derailed.

During COVID-19, Walz engaged in much the same authoritarianism as his blue-state governor ilk: caps on indoor and outdoor gatherings, mask mandates, COVID snitching hotlines (which the executive order specified could be enforced with 90 days in jail for violators), and a nursing home policy quite similar to New York's.

And what does Minnesota have to show for all this folksy dad governance? An outmigration problem!

"IRS data show that the state loses four households earning more than $200,000 for every three that it gains," notes Cato's Chris Edwards and Ilana Blumsack on their Fiscal Policy Report Card, in which they rate America's governors. Tim Walz earned an "F."

Walz is not even uniquely effective at governing, as some defenders on the left might claim. "The key thing to note about his time as governor is that Democrats won a narrow majority in the Minnesota legislation in the 2022 midterms," writes Yglesias. "Even though Minnesota is a left-of-center state, they hadn't had a Democratic trifecta in a long time. So there were just tons and tons of standard Democratic bills that had been backed up for years, and Walz signed a flurry of legislation. This didn't create the People's Republic of Minnesota or anything, it mostly reflected the fact that the pre-2022 policy status quo in Minnesota was unreasonable conservative relative to the underlying partisanship."

The Walz pick probably won't affect much of anything. Most voters who are less politically engaged, who live in swing states, probably won't care too much or spend that much time looking into Walz's record. But the pick is interesting for what it says about Harris—that she's making a big gesture to the progressive left—and what it says about the media—that they're oddly hungry for a nice-guy father figure, and may be blinded by their love goggles.


Scenes from New York: Journalist/independent videographer Samuel Seligson has been charged with a hate crime. Authorities say he participated in vandalizing the Brooklyn Heights home of Anne Pasternak, who is the director of the Brooklyn Museum, with red paint. The vandalism accuses her of being a "white-supremacist Zionist." Seligson's attorney, Leena Widdi, says he was acting in his capacity as a journalist. Others allege he's a member of the extremist group antifa and that he has a long history of targeting Jews in their homes. Still others note that Seligson was arrested not in possession of any camera equipment, but rather serving as the lookout for the vandals, and seemingly operating in no journalistic capacity.

"Community organizers have staged protests at the Brooklyn Museum throughout Ms. Pasternak's tenure, which began in 2015," reports The New York Times. "During the Israel-Hamas war, the museum has become a target for pro-Palestinian activists who claim there is a link between wealthy trustees and the military-industrial complex in Israel—an accusation that museum officials have denied."


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  1. Fist of Etiquette   10 months ago

    Is Tim Walz the Midwestern Dad Democrats Need?

    Democrats have daddy issues? It's all making sense now.

    1. Spiritus Mundi   10 months ago

      Does he shower with his teenage daughter?

      1. Social Justice is neither   10 months ago

        We know Democrats find not doing so weird, just ask Sarc.

        1. Mother's Lament   10 months ago

          sarcasmic 13 mins ago
          Flag Comment Mute User
          CPS said it was reported that I was “Laying hands on my child in a concerning way.”

          1. JesseAz (5-30 Banana Republic Day)   10 months ago

            But Trump is hitler so shut up.

          2. Mike Parsons   10 months ago

            “Laying hands on my child in a concerning way.”

            Biden voter, detected

    2. Earth-based Human Skeptic   10 months ago

      Sure, honey. Now here's a twenty. Start lap-dancing.

    3. NoVaNick   10 months ago

      But they want a daddy who is going to smack their behinds good and hard. Not sure Walz fits that bill.

      1. Mother's Lament   10 months ago

        They want a Daddy who will give them a big allowance, a free place to sleep, handle all the bills and pay their way through college.
        Walz will fit that bill just fine.

        1. CE   10 months ago

          Plus help them paint their signs for the protest, and bail them out if they get arrested.

    4. Mike Parsons   10 months ago

      He's the dad they would have if they didn't insist that dad's a fascist and then give themselves microbangs because he didn't sign on to whatever neomarxist current-cause was flavor of the week.

      1. CE   10 months ago

        But Walz HAS signed on to every neomarxist current-cause flavor of the week. He's to the left of Harris, a woke, soft-on-crime, push-the-agenda, high-tax aw shucks fraudster.

        1. JohnZ   10 months ago

          And he will allow BLM and ANTIFA to burn your town to the ground.

          1. Longtobefree   10 months ago

            In my town, only the survivors, if any, will TRY to burn it down.

    5. CE   10 months ago

      He looks old enough to be Kamala's dad, even though they are the same age.

  2. Fist of Etiquette   10 months ago

    "It was mesmerizing in the sense that it's been a while since I've seen a rally like that either on TV or in person," journalist Mike Barnicle told MSNBC...

    Barnacle, indeed.

    1. Ajsloss   10 months ago

      No ship.

      1. Fist of Etiquette   10 months ago

        All hat, no cattle? More like all barnacle, no ship. Am I right?

        1. Ajsloss   10 months ago

          Am I right?

          You're definitely the star of this board. It'd be port form to pretend otherwise.

          1. Fist of Etiquette   10 months ago

            That's my thinking.

    2. Nardz   10 months ago

      https://x.com/davincentjames/status/1821041287761678666?t=s2gp_w8y8xcGvFxWLU51xg&s=19

      Bill Maher applauds the fact that London went from 90% white to 36% white. He says "its a great thing" and that its "awesome" that all the tea shops have been replaced with kabab shops.

      [Video]

      1. Mike Parsons   10 months ago

        Wonder how he would feel if the same happened to his Hollywood hills town and it became majority minority with terrorist stabbing

      2. JesseAz (5-30 Banana Republic Day)   10 months ago

        Jeff's europe.

        Prosecutors considering terror offences - and warning that retweets could put you on police radar
        Some of the alleged offences landing people in court could be classed as terrorism.

        That's according to the director of public prosecutions for England and Wales, Stephen Parkinson, who told Sky News he knows of one instance where prosecutors are considering terror offences.

        https://news.sky.com/story/uk-riots-latest-far-right-southport-live-13186819

        1. chemjeff radical individualist   10 months ago

          Hey douchebag, I've never defended that kind of shit.
          Meanwhile, why don't you tell us how the bigoted protestors are just misunderstood when they decide to attack innocent asylum seekers and attack mosques for a crime that involved a British citizen who was a Christian.

          1. Spiritus Mundi   10 months ago

            Hey douchebag, I’ve never defended that kind of shit. Meanwhile...

            Let me defend that kind of shit, because what these people are doing demands action.

          2. JesseAz (5-30 Banana Republic Day)   10 months ago

            You defended it Sunday lol.

            You know when I first posted about it and you tried pretending it wasn't happening.

            Fucking liar.

            1. Spiritus Mundi   10 months ago

              He is defending it in that post.

            2. chemjeff radical individualist   10 months ago

              I never defended the police going after people's speech, you moron.

              1. R Mac   10 months ago

                No you just deny it happens so you don’t have to.

          3. sarcasmic   10 months ago

            Jesse lies and he defends Trump. That's all he does here.

            1. R Mac   10 months ago

              Leftists always project.

          4. R Mac   10 months ago

            Remember that time you mocked the idea that people would be thrown in jail for memes? Good times.

            1. DesigNate   10 months ago

              It wasn’t a meme!!!1!1!1!!1!

              1. Medulla Oblongata   10 months ago

                She wasn't the border czar!!!

          5. Medulla Oblongata   10 months ago

            Why don't you tell us that the Muslim protesters are just misunderstood when they decide to attack innocent citizens and attack cars and barricade people inside the pub fearing for their safety?

            https://www.spiked-online.com/2024/08/06/why-cant-jess-phillips-condemn-the-birmingham-mob/

            Last night, in Bordesley Green in the east of Birmingham, hundreds of British Muslim men and youths – most of them masked up, some carrying weapons – gathered near a McDonald’s. They claimed to be defending the local mosque from a rumoured far-right protest. But the protest turned out to be fake news.

            [Edit: just like the white rioters fake news about illegal immigrant murders]

            Worse than that, some of these plucky defenders of their community seemed to be oddly indiscriminate in who they went after. A group of men, armed with a metal pole, chased LBC’s Fraser Knight out of the area. As soon as he arrived, says Knight, this bespectacled journalist and his crew were accused of being the EDL and told they would ‘regret’ coming to Bordesley Green.

            Sky News’s Becky Johnson was live on air when she was confronted by the thugs. One rode up on a bike and chanted ‘Free Palestine’. Another approached the camera and made gun gestures to the people at home. Later on, Sky released footage of a masked man trying to stab the tyres of their broadcast van as they left.

            Worst of all, a man was badly beaten by a group of masked youths outside of a pub, the Clumsy Swan. Punters, who had hitherto been enjoying a karaoke night, were barricaded inside. The pub was attacked, too. A car also had its windows smashed in, and there are other reports of criminal damage in the area.

            West Midlands Police have confirmed all of this in a statement, saying they intend to investigate what they euphemistically call ‘sporadic incidents of criminality’. But no arrests have yet been made and Knight is quite rightly apoplectic about the marked absence of police last night. ‘In the 40 minutes we were there, we saw perhaps two or three police cars driving past’, he says. A video shows a cop car casually sliding by the scene.

          6. EISTAU Gree-Vance   10 months ago

            Fuck you, Jeff. People leave shithole countries because they need something from the far superior culture that resides in their destinations.

            They should act like it.

        2. Nardz   10 months ago

          https://x.com/WallStreetSilv/status/1821216404135387462?t=HTQP46BOnYD7uAcO-ZTLWw&s=19

          “It's time to extradite Elon Musk”

          [Video]

          1. Red Rocks White Privilege   10 months ago

            LOL, do it, you fucking Eurofags. I’d love to see the US’s satellite launching capability permanently crippled after Musk torches the entire digital and physical file collection at Space X to cinders before being sent off to the neo-Maoist gulag. Because Boeing has clearly shown they aren't up to snuff, and Branson and Bezos just do this as a hobby.

          2. Mike Parsons   10 months ago

            "We will not allow foreign agitators to bring this country to its knees"

            Sounding very Tommy-Robinsoney there bruv. His brain is far far too gone to spot the irony im sure

            1. Red Rocks White Privilege   10 months ago

              "Oi! Where's your Overseas Criticism Loisence, mate?"

          3. Medulla Oblongata   10 months ago

            This man does Satire videos on TikTok.

            Doesn't mean that *this* is one of his satire videos and not his earnest opinion.

        3. JohnZ   10 months ago

          Civil war is coming to Britain. You're going to see that which the IRA was famous for.
          Knee capping's, bombings, various other forms of "terrorism" the British government so rightly deserves.

          1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   10 months ago

            The peasants are revolting!

            1. Ersatz   10 months ago

              yeah... they stink on ice!

      3. Medulla Oblongata   10 months ago

        I don't think people really care what color they are or that kebab shops became prevalent. What pisses a good portion of the nation off is that the so many newcomers don't want to integrate with British society, they just want to recreate their shithole home country in the UK, but with nicer council houses and better welfare. And that they don't seem to want to abide by even some basic British customs, like not raping all the 10-year old girls they can get their hands on.

        1. Nardz   10 months ago

          3rd world mass imports lead to 3rd world environments.
          You can have multiculturalism or strictly enforced assimilation.
          Multiculturalism always leads to conflict and lower standards of living for natives.
          Assimilation can happen under some conditions, none of which exist today.

      4. Spiritus Mundi   10 months ago

        If it goes the other way is racists colonialism.

      5. Uncle Jay   10 months ago

        Refresh our memories: Where does Maher live again?

  3. Fist of Etiquette   10 months ago

    Embracing a more moderate swing-stater like Pennsylvania Gov. Josh Shapiro might have been a more pragmatic choice.

    I think you mean problematic for democrats right now, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

    1. Fist of Etiquette   10 months ago

      AND I THINK YOU DO.

      1. R Mac   10 months ago

        Needs more {{ }}

    2. Social Justice is neither   10 months ago

      It certainly would have made for an explosive convention.

      1. Chuck P. (The Artist formerly known as CTSP)   10 months ago

        There is simply no way to convince progressives that Shapiro wouldn't bomb.

        1. Red Rocks White Privilege   10 months ago

          A potentially suicidal choice that had to be kept close to the vest.

          1. JesseAz (5-30 Banana Republic Day)   10 months ago

            A choice that will fuse America together.

        2. Medulla Oblongata   10 months ago

          Pretty sure it's Shapiro's detractors that would've bombed.

          1. Dillinger   10 months ago

            from 7 different fronts too.

    3. Spiritus Mundi   10 months ago

      "Moderate"

      1. JesseAz (5-30 Banana Republic Day)   10 months ago

        Moderate in this sense is still willing to lie to voters on the campaign trail while doing the opposite in office. Such as Shapiro advocating for school choice but then striking it from the budget once elected.

    4. Beezard   10 months ago

      I was sure they’d just pick him anyway and just tell the squad and the street commies to hush it till December. Like how the Bush era anti-war movement went poof three milliseconds after Obama got into office.

  4. Earth-based Human Skeptic   10 months ago

    'It was mesmerizing in the sense that it's been a while since I've seen a rally like that either on TV or in person," journalist Mike Barnicle told MSNBC, referring to Vice President Kamala Harris and Tim Walz's rally in Pennsylvania yesterday'

    But not as mesmerizing as the media promotion/propaganda blitz for the New Improved! Democratic ticket. And the new blitz set records for head-snapping media support, from Biden is the greatest to Kamala's time has come.

    1. Mickey Rat   10 months ago

      These must be exhausting for MSM talking heads. Havingbto wait each for the Democratic Party Leadership to send the daily dispatch to to tell them what to think today.

      1. JesseAz (5-30 Banana Republic Day)   10 months ago

        Reason just waits for Yglesias to give them the talking points. He doesn't even have anymore power to hire them to Vox. Not sure why he is a go to here.

        1. Mickey Rat   10 months ago

          Here you go:

          https://www.nationalreview.com/2024/08/tim-walz-made-it-legal-to-coerce-women-into-abortions/

          1. JesseAz (5-30 Banana Republic Day)   10 months ago

            Two bills signed by Walz in 2023. Those bills repealed Minnesota’s prohibition on coercing women into having abortions. They stripped out of the state’s laws the requirement that women give informed consent — indeed, any consent — to an abortion.

            What. The. Fuck.

          2. Red Rocks White Privilege   10 months ago

            To be fair, Democrat voters should be incentivized to abort as many of their cloven-hooved spawn as possible.

            1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   10 months ago

              They already do. And Democrats contain a large contingent of people who will never have kids because of all the impending global catastrophes. Of course, Democratic elites and dilettantes are too "busy" to share their lives with children.

              Why do you think they are so desperate to control K-12, higher ed, media, and Hollywood? The very survival of the Democratic tribe requires constant recruiting from the other side.

        2. Nardz   10 months ago

          Because he's the kinda guy who will walk around a neighborhood recording license plates of cars that are illegally parked and report them to the authorities.
          Reason's kinda guy.

          1. JesseAz (5-30 Banana Republic Day)   10 months ago

            Waltz is probably a huge yglesias fan given his covid snitch line.

            1. Nardz   10 months ago

              True comrades

    2. Spiritus Mundi   10 months ago

      And there are some who will still claim there is no media bias.

    3. JesseAz (5-30 Banana Republic Day)   10 months ago

      She still has zero policies on her campaign site. Has given no interviews.

      Reason complained about this in 2019.

      Even Chase at least put up some platitudes despite no policy.

      1. Red Rocks White Privilege   10 months ago

        Why should she put up any effort? She knows the media are providing in-kind political campaigning for her, and will cover and excuse every action she takes.

        As I've repeatedly pointed out, the double standard is the point. Don't give these people respect, treat them as the vermin they are.

        1. Nardz   10 months ago

          The election isn't about policies.
          It's about whether you think being American is good vs whether you hate straight white males.
          That's all there is to it.

          1. Red Rocks White Privilege   10 months ago

            To be fair, that's been every election since 2008.

          2. Mike Parsons   10 months ago

            Ya, and while there is focus on the current VP's because its the recent thing, that will fade. Kamala picking up this dude feels like Clinton picking up Tim Kaine...more of the same, similar prog policies between Kamala and Walz (Kaine and Clinton were pretty representative of bog standard DNC establishment), really doesnt branch out in any meaningful way from Kamala, but I suspect the Veepstakes bullshit will die down in less than a week, as it usually does.

            This election will be who wins, the uniparty establishment or Trump. Can the media rally enough people with propaganda and gaslighting to vote against Trump, or are enough people fed up with the establishment to vote against them.

            Kamala herself is pretty much irrelevant as well, she didnt win anything, and any empty suit would serve the same purpose she does, although they are probably wishing they didnt box themself in with her every time she actively speaks.

            But ya, pretty much all else is irrelevant, frankly including most policy discussion. Trump could propose exactly what the left wants, while Kamala proposes grossly unpopular policies that no one likes, and the media/establishment will ignore it all as "Good black woman vs Democracy ending Hitler"

            1. Chuck P. (The Artist formerly known as CTSP)   10 months ago

              How does a former prosecutor justify picking a guy with an aggravated DUI? 96 in a 55? It's not like he was driving fine and swept up in a sting.

              1. Red Rocks White Privilege   10 months ago

                How does a former prosecutor justify picking a guy with an aggravated DUI?

                Don't get distracted by nitpicks. That isn't the issue. These assholes pushing marxism is the issue.

                1. Mike Parsons   10 months ago

                  Ya, Ill say im most concerned about the "its OK to burn down the city I govern because racial justice or something" attitude than anything else, though its fun to point out the hypocrisy.

                  Who is more reckless and dangerous, the "cOnVICteD FehLon!!" who filled out some forms wrong, or the guy driving drunk off his ass 100 mph and then pretending to be deaf.

                  1. JohnZ   10 months ago

                    Those who voted for that scum bag deserved to get their city burned.

              2. InsaneTrollLogic (Factio Democratica delenda est 5/30/24)   10 months ago

                Probably because he’s the only guy who didn’t drop out of the running. Everyone else seems to have met Kamala and said no.

    4. Mike Parsons   10 months ago

      I love that they have inflated the hype to 11/10 for what amounts to light mocha Hillary, who was so unpopular she didnt make it to Iowa and never won a vote, and rando middle aged prog NPC.

      Can you even maintain that level of enthusiasm for more than a week? I wonder if professional cheerleaders could keep up the façade as long, and when they would exhaust from smiling ear to ear and frolicking around pretending to give a shit about the 3-11 team they are rooting for.

      1. Medulla Oblongata   10 months ago

        She'll get 100M fortified votes in the most secure election ever.

        1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   10 months ago

          Yup. They already burned the Biden ballots to make room for Harris "votes".

          1. DesigNate   10 months ago

            How funny would it be if they didn’t and then accidentally dumped those ballots at 3 in the morning and everyone wakes up to Trump having won because some Democrat was too lazy to destroy the Biden ballots?

      2. CE   10 months ago

        Harris demonstrated her decision making skills by making a worse VP choice than Trump made.

    5. Medulla Oblongata   10 months ago

      My, I felt this thrill going up my leg. I mean, I don't have that too often.

      Chris Matthews

    6. damikesc   10 months ago

      Is there any chance, at all, that Barnicle would have said anything different for literally anybody named as VP?

  5. Ajsloss   10 months ago

    what it says about the media—that they're oddly hungry for a nice-guy father figure

    Is it possible to get nicer than a father showering with his daughter?

    1. Don't look at me!   10 months ago

      Good clean family fun!

      1. Mother's Lament   10 months ago

        How in the world could anyone feel that was “inappropriate”? Looking at you, Ashley Biden.

    2. Nardz   10 months ago

      https://x.com/reddit_lies/status/1821095181858545890?t=R7nt-zMsolxASYnx9o5aNg&s=19

      "Calling Republicans 'weird' brings up their trauma from high school!"

      Whoever gaslit them into thinking this hurts conservatives needs a raise

      [Screenshot]

      1. Mother's Lament   10 months ago

        Republicans need to surreptitiously hire that reddit poster without letting him know that they are paying him.

      2. Mike Parsons   10 months ago

        The level of cope and projection is off the charts. The current far left are cultural descendants of the emo goth kids, the glue sniffers, and the queer theater kids. Im sure they were stuffing future-Republicans into lockers on the reg, definitely not deranged fan fic

        1. Nardz   10 months ago

          Notice the left no longer seeks utopia.
          They don't promise some wonderful future.
          They're entirely focused on punishment, catastrophe, and revenge.
          There's no longer even a pretense that they're driven by anything other than resentment and hatred.
          Think about it- when is the last time you heard the left talk about a better/good future?

          1. Ajsloss   10 months ago

            when is the last time you heard the left talk about a better/good future?

            Hello?! Harris is running on pure joy at the moment, fueled by laughter and the hope that was stockpiled over Barry's eight years.

            1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   10 months ago

              Also lots of adderall and ecstasy.

              1. R Mac   10 months ago

                We still don’t know who’s coke that was…

        2. Chuck P. (The Artist formerly known as CTSP)   10 months ago

          Im sure they were stuffing future-Republicans into lockers on the reg, definitely not deranged fan fic

          Hey, Sarcasmic, this is what actual sarcasm looks like, you trolling shitweasel.

    3. damikesc   10 months ago

      And do they want a nice-guy father figure --- or just any Democrat who can breathe?

  6. Fist of Etiquette   10 months ago

    But the pick is interesting for what it says about Harris—that she's making a big gesture to the progressive left—and what it says about the media—that they're oddly hungry for a nice-guy father figure...

    This bodes well for the next three months and, Gaia forbid, the next four to, ugh, eight years.

    1. Nardz   10 months ago

      https://x.com/FischerKing64/status/1821167964093346008?t=XK5bBBYV6aEQLmDbh1Y4GQ&s=19

      This is humiliation energy. The sort of person who got down and washed feet of black people while they snickered about it behind his back.

      [Link]

    2. CE   10 months ago

      When you're the party of weird (as the Democrats are), you long for a candidate who appears normal at first glance, but embraces all of your weird policy positions.

  7. Ajsloss   10 months ago

    and it was the power of joy

    Already getting sick of this.

    1. Quo Usque Tandem   10 months ago

      "...you could just sense the power in the hall—and it was the power of joy, the power of laughter, the power of hope for the future."

      Essentially the right politician[s] is [are] going to make your life complete and wonderful!

      That in itself is the crux of the problem. They imbue them with unlimited expectations, and want to empower them accordingly. And if they fail to deliver, well it is someone else's fault [Republicans, SCOTUS, corporations, deplorables...].

      1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   10 months ago

        Government as father, nanny, and lover. What could go wrong?

    2. Nardz   10 months ago

      https://x.com/DarrenJBeattie/status/1821180622670291077?t=o8Qkoj679qrQLu7X1g79JQ&s=19

      In the past 20 years Britain has devolved into the most utterly repulsive dystopia on earth

      They have long since lost the relevance and power to play on the global stage, and so direct all of their energies to dispossessing and demoralizing their native population, and antagonizing Russia

      [Link]

      1. Quo Usque Tandem   10 months ago

        I've often commented that GB is a cautionary tale; this is where progressivism wants to take us. We would then be all about the designated victim class and their grievances; this is how great civilizations get consumed by powers that have their act together [China; not that I admire them in any way, but if we don't keep our focus on limited government and keeping it off the backs of the people to find the best solutions for themselves, this is where we will end up].

      2. JohnZ   10 months ago

        Britain is a has been state now , nearly turd world status and a Mudslime caliphate.
        P.M. Curr Stammer is a real POS. In other countries he would have been given the Ceausescu treatment by now.

  8. Fist of Etiquette   10 months ago

    Seligson's attorney, Leena Widdi, says he was acting in his capacity as a journalist.

    Next stop: MSNBC gig.

    1. Chuck P. (The Artist formerly known as CTSP)   10 months ago

      Guerilla journalism.

      1. Dillinger   10 months ago

        you, sir, are fired from ESPN.

        1. Ajsloss   10 months ago

          He said grr-illa, not go-rilla. HUUUUUUGE difference!

          (I'm counting on you to get the reference)

    2. Social Justice is neither   10 months ago

      Jo journalist is synonymous with "far left terrorist", I guess I can accept that characterization.

    3. Medulla Oblongata   10 months ago

      https://www.poynter.org/fact-checking/2023/did-ap-cnn-know-about-hamas-attack-before-happened/

      The watchdog report mentioned multiple freelance photojournalists, but singled out one named Hassan Eslaiah after photos surfaced of him standing next to an Israeli tank and posing with a Hamas leader. Several news organizations that have worked with Eslaiah, including CNN and AP, said they cut ties with the photographer after the images emerged.

      “We had no prior knowledge of the October 7th attacks,” a CNN spokesperson wrote in an emailed statement. “Hassan Eslaiah, a freelance journalist who has worked for us and other international and Israeli outlets, was not working for the network on October 7th. As of Thursday November 9th, we have severed all ties with him.”

  9. Mickey Rat   10 months ago

    Walz also was so zealous in his efforts to make abortion absolutely free from any legal restraints, he made coercing a woman into having an abortion legal.

    1. Quo Usque Tandem   10 months ago

      I would [sincerely] like to hear more about this.

      1. Mickey Rat   10 months ago

        Here you go:

        https://www.nationalreview.com/2024/08/tim-walz-made-it-legal-to-coerce-women-into-abortions/

    2. Medulla Oblongata   10 months ago

      Walz also repealed a law that required providing medical care to babies born alive from abortions, and removed requirements that abortion providers track and report such occasions...

      SF 2995 also does the following:

      repeals the Positive Alternatives Act that has provided practical assistance and support for tens of thousands of pregnant women and new mothers in communities across Minnesota

      repeals parts of Minnesota’s abortion reporting law, including the requirement that abortion practitioners report cases in which infants survive abortion and whether those infants receive care; five such cases were reported in 2021 alone

      increases reimbursement rates for tax-funded abortions

      1. HorseConch   10 months ago

        This seems like something that should be pounded into a winning issue by the R's. As extreme as they want to call the R's on guns, this is exponentially worse. I'm yet to see the R's introduce a bill repealing all gun laws and legalizing machine gun ownership for all. I may be off base, but I would imagine that the vast majority of pro-choice independents are like myself and think there should absolutely be restrictions on abortion. Everyone needs to be reminded that one side is literally fighting for the right to kill a live, viable baby with no regard, restriction, or consequence.

        1. Longtobefree   10 months ago

          "I’m yet to see the R’s introduce a bill repealing all gun laws and legalizing machine gun ownership for all."

          May I suggest the text?
          A well trained Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State within a federation; the natural right of the people to keep and bear Arms shall not be infringed by regulation, licensure, registration, taxation, or in any other manner.

        2. Medulla Oblongata   10 months ago

          More specifically, as I read the text, having *failed* to kill it during the abortion, to allow it to die after having been born. Or, maybe in the Democrat utopia, they're OK with actually killing it outside the mother as well as inside? Maybe a needleful of sux, to be more humane, or just crush its skull with some forceps?

  10. Fist of Etiquette   10 months ago

    ...member of the "squad" Cori Bush, who serves as one of Missouri's representatives in the U.S. House, lost her primary.

    Next stop: MSNBC gig.

    1. JohnZ   10 months ago

      Oh lordy, just what we need, another big mouth idiot like Whoopie on national TV.
      Talk about electronic pollution.

  11. Mother's Lament   10 months ago

    Unfortunately, Justin Amash lost his Michigan Senate primary as well.

    He thought he could garner establishment support by "being principled" by lying about what the Mueller Report said, and look at him now.

    1. Don't look at me!   10 months ago

      He won’t be missed.

    2. Spiritus Mundi   10 months ago

      Next stop: MSNBC gig.

      You missed one Fist.

      1. Fist of Etiquette   10 months ago

        Oh, my.

        1. R Mac   10 months ago

          Is there a rule you can’t make the same joke twice about two different topics?

          1. EISTAU Gree-Vance   10 months ago

            On the contrary, it should be encouraged.

            Bat shit insanity lends itself nicely to repetitive mockery.

    3. Kyle T   10 months ago

      Amash lost by nearly 48%. Reason made it sound like it was a race.

      1. JesseAz (5-30 Banana Republic Day)   10 months ago

        And he isnt even gay.

        Jefdaarc says that's the only reason we won't vote for these guys.

    4. R Mac   10 months ago

      Yep. In reality, for him to win, he needs support from libertarian leaning republicans. Voting for the deep state coup ruined any chance of that.

      If he wants to advance liberty he needs to do something more like what Spike is doing, because he has no home politically.

    5. Nardz   10 months ago

      https://x.com/vagrantwires/status/1821174927019405457?t=JvLO4O4lQQggXRAmZpjCvA&s=19

      It's all just racial vengeance. That's all "immigration" is to these people. They see having murderers rampaging throttle homelands killing you as "justice". They salivate at the prospect of children being bloodied in the street. They are just spiteful ghouls who want you dead.

      [Link]

  12. JesseAz (5-30 Banana Republic Day)   10 months ago

    Let's talk about folksy authoritarian waltz, yes. That is the media adjective of him, folksy, as seen here.

    https://x.com/davidharsanyi/status/1820819938384191821

    You dont hate the NPC media enough.

    But the real word is authoritarian.

    Walz's administration threatened the medical license of his 2022 Republican challenger, Scott Jensen, who won Minnesota's Family Physician of the Year award in 2016, for COVID wrongthink. Two of its five investigations were opened after Jensen entered the race.

    When Minnesota Republicans sued to block Walz's mask mandate at polling places ahead of the 2020 primary, Secretary of State Steve Simon told the Star Tribune that he would direct officials to record the names of voters who refused to accept masks "and let them know they will be reported to authorities" if they vote inside without a "health reason."

    https://justthenews.com/politics-policy/elections/walz-administration-threatened-voters-not-masking-critics-tear-apart-new

    1. HorseConch   10 months ago

      They love being folksy. I don't know anyone that considers themselves folksy, but they sure do pander to the folks.

      1. Red Rocks White Privilege   10 months ago

        It says something about how disconnected the Democrats are from Americans in general that they flat-out admitted they need a politician who can act as a translator for them.

      2. R Mac   10 months ago

        Folksy is newspeak for comrade.

        1. Nachtwaechter Staater   10 months ago

          Ein Folk, Ein Reich, Ein Walz!

    2. Medulla Oblongata   10 months ago

      Illegal Immigration
      Kamala, the Biden administration’s failed border czar, picked a running mate who lets illegal aliens living in Minnesota enjoy free college and healthcare.

      In 2023, Walz signed the “North Star Promise,” a scholarship program that gives low-income applicants, including illegal aliens, a full tuition-free ride to public Minnesota colleges and universities, as he hiked taxes on residents despite the state’s $17.5 billion surplus. Illegal aliens can also enroll in MinnesotaCare, the state’s publicly subsidized insurance program. An estimated 40,000 illegal aliens residing unlawfully in Minnesota meet the program’s requirements.

      Last year, Walz signed a bill into law allowing anyone in Minnesota, regardless of immigration status, to obtain a driver’s license, including illegal aliens. This meant proof of citizenship or lawful presence in the United States was no longer required to receive one in the state. At the time, approximately 81,000 illegals were living in Minnesota.

      1. Nardz   10 months ago

        https://x.com/DarrenJBeattie/status/1821185026371023199?t=-RHq-aSz-LCZ2WOkPcezyQ&s=19

        The London stabber doesn't belong in the UK because he's a third worlder---this focus on "legal" or "illegal" documentation, or even "Muslim" or "Non-Muslim" is beside the point

        Third world immigration destroys nations. Period.

      2. Nardz   10 months ago

        https://x.com/SaysSimulation/status/1820941084270141614?t=u2poNaVB_XVt_-49PCQNCg&s=19

        Speaking as a Midwesterner, let me give you my opinion of Tim Walz.

        Walz needs to be seen in the context of the rapid fall of Minnesota, and particularly what happened to the Twin Cities.

        The Twin Cities of Minneapolis & St. Paul used to be one of the nicest, safest cities in the United States. The Mary Tyler Moore show was set there for good reason, it was friendly, safe place.

        Minnesota used to be purple and quite centrist.

        The local Democratic party is called the DFL - the Democratic-Farmer-Labor party.

        That was how Minnesota politics worked - the cities in the metro area allied with the unions (primarily in the mining Northeast) who allied with the farmers. They went against the Twin Cities suburbs and businessmen, it was always polite, and the state was even.

        The big shift happened with the mass influx of Somalis, along with the Dems trying to bring in blacks from other metro areas. The "nice" Repubs being controlled opposition, they of course did nothing to stop this process.

        The demographics changed sharply, crime rates soared, and the political situation rearranged itself.

        Along with much of the rest of the country, enough of the suburbs switched to the Dems, that along with the newly black metro areas, the Dems began to get a decisive margin.

        Polite and nice stopped right there, the new DFL played strictly hardball politics

        They also turned on their traditional constituencies of the farmers and the Iron Range union workers. As soon as they didn't need the votes, it was slap across the face, and knife in the back, they had no need for those traditional white Americans, or there traditional values.

        Minnesota rapidly became the most radical of the Midwestern states, even more so than Chicago-dominated Illinois.

        Walz is a snake & a chameleon. Yes, he hunts, does the fishing opener & sometimes wears flannel shirts - all of which are used by the entirely Democratic Minnesota media to portray him as something he is not, a folksy politician with a common touch.

        Walz is despised in the outstate regions where the hunting & fishing are primarily done. Those areas have flipped from Blue to solid Red, as they try to protect themselves from the radical in the Twin Cities - to no avail.

        The real Walz? He's the face of the Great Replacement, that is followed by the Marxists crushing the opposition.

        That's exactly why they want him as VP. He brings no election advantages. They're not worried about the election, but what comes after.

        1. Red Rocks White Privilege   10 months ago

          Walz is a snake & a chameleon. Yes, he hunts, does the fishing opener & sometimes wears flannel shirts – all of which are used by the entirely Democratic Minnesota media to portray him as something he is not, a folksy politician with a common touch.

          Tester does the same thing in Montana every time he breaks out his cowboy hat and talks about his ranch. But when it comes down to brass tacks, like Kelly he's a good boy who does what he's told by Schumer.

        2. Chuck P. (The Artist formerly known as CTSP)   10 months ago

          Yup. This is the way. Infiltrate, corrupt, take over.

          Oregon had 2 of the most powerful Senators in the Congress, solidly Republican. Industry booming under a Republican governor. Californians infiltrated the Metro area and in 20 years the state became a suburb of San Francisco.

      3. JohnZ   10 months ago

        Mostly Somalians living in little Somalia formerly Minneapolis.

    3. Red Rocks White Privilege   10 months ago

      Keep in mind, that "folksy" faggot, who dipped out on his own National Guard unit right after he got word they were going to deploy to Iraq, got wrecked so badly in his first debate with Jensen that he ended up doing a basement campaign the rest of the time. He didn't have to worry because he knew the ballot-stuffing in Minneapolis would cover what he needed.

      1. Red Rocks White Privilege   10 months ago

        Really, the whole irony about Walz being picked as VP is that he really does embody the "fascism with a smiley face" meme that Jonah Goldberg tried to popularize.

        Now watch the center-right "reluctantly" pull the lever for Harris, despite the ticket's horrid track record on just about everything that would have been rejected by this country not even two generations ago.

    4. Eeyore   10 months ago

      Tim should have a mask surgically stitched to his face and then be locked in his house. Whatever infection that fker has - we need to be protected from it.

    5. CE   10 months ago

      Walz also assessed Biden as "fit to serve" after meeting with him after the debate....

  13. Earth-based Human Skeptic   10 months ago

    'The perception of Walz as a folksy Midwestern dad, especially when juxtaposed with Sen. J.D. Vance (R–Ohio) (whom Walz branded weird, leading to a strange news cycle in which other Democrats kept hopping aboard the bandwagon), is rather titillating to much of the coastal elite news media.'

    I am sure that to hard core blue enclave urbanists, Walz seems like a genuine Middle American with all sorts of classic values and knowledge ("Look, he knows how to put gas in a car!"). But more important to them is how Walz helped to impose urban blue values on a captive part of the hinterland.

    1. Randy Sax   10 months ago

      He's who people who have never lived in the midwest think a midwest guy is. It doesn't fool anyone else.

      1. HorseConch   10 months ago

        He's who the people that want to move from a blue state and keep their shitty votes with them want a midwesterner to be like.

      2. Dillinger   10 months ago

        ^^ this exactly.

    2. Super Scary   10 months ago

      "Walz seems like a genuine Middle American with all sorts of classic values and knowledge (“Look, he knows how to put gas in a car!”)"

      I mean, did you see that camo cap he was wearing on the totally not staged phone call to Kamala? Talk about folksy and down to earth!

      1. Medulla Oblongata   10 months ago

        So he's not from Oregon or New Jersey?

  14. Fist of Etiquette   10 months ago

    If you can make a bunch of money investing in companies that the president hates, that's a pretty good sign you live in a free country.

    If any of those companies then blindly acquiesce to alphabet agency secret, unconstitutional demands, on the other hand...

    1. A Thinking Mind   10 months ago

      Apparently you're living in a free country as long as you're making money! Doesn't matter if you're called before Congress to have a serious talk about how people are using your product, or if you're constantly getting tagged by the FBI who pays you money in exchange for shutting up a few troublesome people.

      1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   10 months ago

        But think about how much freer we would be if nobody "made money", and instead we all got government checks!

    2. R Mac   10 months ago

      I find it humorous to claim a president that started his own social media company after using Twitter to help him win the presidency is hostile to social media in general. We’ll just pretend he didn’t have very specific complaints about specific behaviors.

      1. DesigNate   10 months ago

        Nuance is lost on journalists because they’re fucking stupid.

  15. Mother's Lament   10 months ago

    109k likes on a video of a white guy saying that he's gonna vote for Kamala - and it turns out that's he a lifelong Democrat.

    1. Spiritus Mundi   10 months ago

      It will full on propraganda from here until Nov. They have to make Harris seem like a shoe in to make the fortifications seem believable.

      1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   10 months ago

        How else can they explain 110% of the popular vote?

    2. JesseAz (5-30 Banana Republic Day)   10 months ago

      They do this every year and sadly it works on some idiots.

    3. Earth-based Human Skeptic   10 months ago

      Can we get a recount of those "likes"?

      1. Medulla Oblongata   10 months ago

        Most secure "like" button ever. No widespread fraud.

    4. Medulla Oblongata   10 months ago

      Gay OnlyFans Star Claims Kamala Harris Campaign Offered $1,500 to Bash Trump on TikTok

      From The New York Post:
      “When this agency reached out to me, I was shocked,” the sex star and social-media influencer with 775,000 followers told The Post. “For one, I can’t believe the ‘when-we-go-low-they-go-high’ liberals would pay people to talk trash about Trump . . . Secondly, I can’t believe this agency would be so dumb as to not Google me.

      “I’m conservative-leaning. I even wear American flag underwear and shoot guns on my OnlyFans,” The Long Island native.

      “Just because I do OnlyFans, doesn’t mean I whore out my values. I would never sell out for Kamala Harris,” he added.

      More from The Post:
      “Hi Michael, I hope you’re doing well! I’m reaching out on behalf of one of Palette’s partners with an exciting paid offer to create and post anti-Trump content on TikTok,” senior marketing coordinator Fernanda Oliveira Araujo wrote in a missive shared with The Post.

      The message promised $1,500 for a single TikTok video under 90 seconds in length. Araujo also shared a “creator brief” from Palette with the skinny on what Kamala-land was looking for.

      “The new generation of 18 to 24-year-old American voters have forgotten what a Trump presidency looks like. In what is shaping up to be a competitive election year, we want to remind voters of the reality of Trump as president,” the prompt began.

      The notice asked Doherty to make the video in the style of man-on-the-street interviews.

      “Trump or my racist uncle at Thanksgiving,” was one suggested idea where Doherty could show voters “insane quotes from Trump and have people guess who said it.”

      Palette also warned that any ad “could not show any form of support for Donald Trump and his allies” or show any “funny” moments from the former president “without providing context.”

      1. HorseConch   10 months ago

        Is the tide turning for this much to be released, are they so desperate they don't care, or did they accidentally contact the wrong influencers? X is full of solicitations people have shared showing Kamala begging people to show support. There was a letter floating last week offering $20k, but more if it's a big shot, plus travel and lodging to come to the DNC. Is their astroturfing getting sloppier, or are they just way the fuck more desperate than past astroturf campaigns?

        1. InsaneTrollLogic (Factio Democratica delenda est 5/30/24)   10 months ago

          I think they’re that arrogant and that stupid.

          1. Stuck in California   10 months ago

            Agreed.

  16. Fist of Etiquette   10 months ago

    The Biden administration has decided to phase out single-use plastic cutlery across all federal government departments and buildings...

    "Let them eat finger foods!"

    1. Don't look at me!   10 months ago

      I assumed all federal buildings used real silverware.

      1. Spiritus Mundi   10 months ago

        They use to, but gave it up because washing things cost too much water and energy.

        1. HorseConch   10 months ago

          It's hard to tell which cause is more imporant week to week. Are we saving whales, protecting against wildfires, protecting sea turtles, or is climate change going to melt us all.

        2. Minadin   10 months ago

          Well, now that the new Energy Star regulations are in full effect, it will take less water (still more than a plastic fork though) less energy, the same amount of chemical detergent (or more) and about 3x as much time.

        3. Sometimes a Great Notion   10 months ago

          It will now be multi use recyclable plastic just like CA did with plastic bags.

          In related news, CA has recently released shocking news that their plastic bag ban generated more plastic garbage and non of their state recycling facilities can recycle the approved bags.

      2. CE   10 months ago

        Whatever the Clintons didn't take with them when they left.

    2. Quicktown Brix   10 months ago

      They will train the bugs to crawl into your mouth.

    3. Social Justice is neither   10 months ago

      Eat? Have you seen what Bidenomics has done to food prices?

    4. JesseAz (5-30 Banana Republic Day)   10 months ago

      We should be using dual use items like hair comba yo eat. Like Senator Klobuchar.

    5. mad.casual   10 months ago

      The climate and the environment was better back in the days before child labor laws, sweatshops, and an America unknowingly headed towards The Great Depression and WWI. The days when the when first single-use plastic sporks began rolling off the assembly lines of the industrial revolution.

      I don't know why, but this one feels insanely anachronistic to me. I mean, everybody knows the Jimmy Buffet lyrics about stepping on a pop-top and cutting his heel. Anybody alive in the late 80s, early 90s can remember 'Syringe Tides'. The idea of blanket banning such ubiquitously useful tools even just within the government is insane.

    6. mad.casual   10 months ago

      “Let them eat finger foods!”

      Federal food service employees will be issued 1 stainless steel metal scoop calibrated to the correct size ration of crickets.

      Federal employees will be issued 1 reusable plastic funnel for receiving crickets dispensed by Federal food service employees.

      1. Super Scary   10 months ago

        "Federal employees will be issued 1 reusable plastic funnel for receiving crickets dispensed by Federal food service employees."

        Personally, I like to get my bugs intravenously so I have more time being happy owning nothing.

      2. CE   10 months ago

        I thought they were going to use paper funnels and cricket cups.

  17. JesseAz (5-30 Banana Republic Day)   10 months ago

    Lets hey jeffsarcs strawmen out of the way. Yes. It is breitbart. But it using government data publicly provided. Jeffsarc just hates information that goes against the narrative.

    97% of FACE Act prosecutions are against pro life protestors despite the FBI admitting attacks against prolife centers by abortion activists are the majority of crimes that fall under the FACE act.

    Ultimately, the data shows that 97 percent of all FACE Act cases have been against pro-life activists since the law’s passage, according to the report.

    At least 55 FACE Act cases have been prosecuted during the Biden administration, only five of which involved pro-abortion attacks on pregnancy centers, the Daily Caller found, alleging the data “confirms conservative fears” of a “Biden weaponized justice system.”

    FBI Director Christopher Wray admitted in November 2022 that approximately 70 percent of abortion-related threats of violence in the United States since the Dobbs decision have been against pro-life groups. There have been at least 90 attacks of pro-life groups and pregnancy centers and approximately 276 attacks on Catholic churches following the leak of the Dobbs decision, according to trackers kept by CatholicVote.

    https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2024/08/04/report-face-act-data-reveals-weaponized-justice-system-biden-pro-life-activists/

    Personally I feel the FACE act is unconstitutional. It should be normal laws regarding assaults and vandalism. But the political use of the aw throwing pro life protestors in jail for years is purely evil.

    1. Mother's Lament   10 months ago

      It's almost not even two-tiered justice anymore. Its like two completely different justice systems.

    2. chemjeff radical individualist   10 months ago

      I agree with you that the FACE act shouldn't exist. Any crimes committed along those lines should be prosecuted at the state and local level.

      1. JesseAz (5-30 Banana Republic Day)   10 months ago

        Yet you've often defended it when brought up here lol. You defended 5 years because someone twisted their fucking ankle.

        Is this your new shtick. Pretend you're not an authoritarian leftist for a few months?

        1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   10 months ago

          Hmm, who would switch from hard core Democrat to "balanced" skeptic after the DNC gave Biden the boot? Could Jeff be Dr. Jill?

          1. chemjeff radical individualist   10 months ago

            lol “hard core Democrat” – you all just cannot stand that there is a libertarian around here who doesn’t worship Team Red, can you?

            why can't you just admit that there are libertarians who view both sides skeptically?

            1. HorseConch   10 months ago

              There are libertarians around here, but you sure as fuck aren't one of them.

              1. Pepin the short   10 months ago

                He thinks people have forgotten his twitter. He’s a liberal.

            2. DesigNate   10 months ago

              But you don’t…

          2. JesseAz (5-30 Banana Republic Day)   10 months ago

            You can always tell when democrats are failing because jeff goes back to pretending not to be one.

        2. chemjeff radical individualist   10 months ago

          You defended 5 years because someone twisted their fucking ankle.

          Reality: I objected to Jesse's false characterization of pro-life protests as just people "singing and praying", when in fact they were obstructing access and harassing patients.

          1. Chuck P. (The Artist formerly known as CTSP)   10 months ago

            when in fact they were obstructing access and harassing patients.

            Remind me what the federal penalty was for the people who threw a bike at a US Senator and chased him down the street while protesting at the RNC? Nothing at all? Oh, right. That is (D)ifferent.

            1. sarcasmic   10 months ago

              Boo hoo. Cry some more.

              1. R Mac   10 months ago

                Hey look, it’s totally not a leftist sarc defending violent leftists!

                1. Mother's Lament   10 months ago

                  It's (D)ifferent when it's Team Sarc doing it.

            2. chemjeff radical individualist   10 months ago

              What are you even talking about? And how is that relevant to Jesse's mischaracterization of anti-abortion protests?

              1. Mother's Lament   10 months ago

                How was it a mischaracterization?

              2. Chuck P. (The Artist formerly known as CTSP)   10 months ago

                The feds didn't prosecute an actual assault against a US Senator and the police trying to protect him on the streets of DC (federal jurisdiction). But they will prosecute obstruction and verbal harassment (normally protected by the 1A) absent any physical contact at an abortion clinic in Missouri.

                Jeffy: "How is that even relevant?"

                Your feigned ignorance is not fooling anyone. This is what you always do - pretend that any relevant example is false equivalence while pedantically hyper-focusing on the issue. You engage in the same fallacies ad nauseum and it makes arguing with you pointless. You have never been interested in honest dialog.

                1. Mother's Lament   10 months ago

                  You engage in the same fallacies ad nauseum and it makes arguing with you pointless. You have never been interested in honest dialog.

                  Everything Jeff does here is in bad faith because it's his job. It's what he is paid for.

                2. chemjeff radical individualist   10 months ago

                  I have no idea what you are talking about with regards to some guy throwing a bike at a Senator. I have not heard of this story before. Do you have a link?

                  1. Chuck P. (The Artist formerly known as CTSP)   10 months ago

                    Your feigned ignorance isn't not being able to identify what happened to Rand Paul at the 2020 RNC, it is the refusal to acknowledge that since the Obama admin there have been few prosecutions or very few harsh sentences related to leftist protests. Meanwhile, everybody else gets the book thrown at them.

          2. DesigNate   10 months ago

            At least one of those cases, they weren’t actually obstructing access.

      2. Quicktown Brix   10 months ago

        Well this is exactly what the FACE act was designed to do, but still…

        FBI admitting attacks against prolife centers by abortion activists are the majority of crimes that fall under the FACE act

        Well…

        FBI Director Christopher Wray admitted in November 2022 that approximately 70 percent of abortion-related threats of violence in the United States since the Dobbs decision have been against pro-life group

        This rings true, but threats of violence against pro-life groups would not qualify as FACE crimes if they didn’t block access to reproductive care. Also, threats harder prosecute than in person protestors since they are not standing by to be arrested. In general, I don’t think pro-abortion protestors are as common or as committed to suffer the consequences of passive resistance.

        Edit: oops, meant to be a reply to the OP.

        1. JesseAz (5-30 Banana Republic Day)   10 months ago

          FACE also protects pro life centers...

          The FACE Act is not about abortions. The statute protects all patients, providers, and facilities that provide reproductive health services, including pro-life pregnancy counseling services and any other pregnancy support facility providing reproductive health care.

          https://www.justice.gov/crt/protecting-patients-and-health-care-providers

          1. Quicktown Brix   10 months ago

            Yes, I realize this.

            1. JesseAz (5-30 Banana Republic Day)   10 months ago

              Then why ignore all the documented attacks on their centers? Does foreboding a building not deny access? Threatening employees not deny access?

              1. Quicktown Brix   10 months ago

                Because an anonymous caller or long-gone spray painter is harder to find to prosecute than someone chained to a door?

                There's a big difference between the 2 sides in the commitment to their belief and the sacrifices they're willing to suffer for their cause. Pro-lifers put their money where their mouth is and suffer the consequences (usually intentionally). Pro-abortioners are more likely to be masked/anonymous and miles away by the time police get there. I'm not saying it's fair, I'm just saying it is.

                1. JesseAz (5-30 Banana Republic Day)   10 months ago

                  Are all the attacks just prank calls or graffiti?

                  https://www.catholicnewsagency.com/news/251593/new-york-investigating-pro-life-pregnancy-centers

                  Damn graffiti

                  https://www.ncregister.com/cna/firebombed-ny-pregnancy-center-facing-investigation-for-not-offering-abortion-services

                  Damn prank calls.

                  1. Quicktown Brix   10 months ago

                    Are all the attacks just prank calls or graffiti?

                    I never said they were, but your links reinforce my point. In this case the perpetrators are unknown because they did a hit and run night-time attack.

                    FBI Buffalo Continues to Offer $25,000 Reward for Information in the CompassCare Arson Investigation
                    This criminal act is a violation of Title 18 U.S.C. § 844(i), destruction by Means of a Fire or Explosive, which carries a penalty of up to twenty (20) years in federal prison, and potentially, a violation of Title 18 U.S.C. § 248(a)(3), Freedom of Access to Clinic Entrances.
                    https://www.fbi.gov/contact-us/field-offices/buffalo/news/fbi-buffalo-continues-to-offer-25000-reward-for-information-in-the-compasscare-arson-investigation

                2. Chuck P. (The Artist formerly known as CTSP)   10 months ago

                  Pro-abortioners are more likely to be masked/anonymous and miles away by the time police get there.

                  Or they just use the cover of their fellow protesters to obfuscate their role. They have a playbook.

                  Rommelmann wrote an excellent few pieces back in 2020 when she was embedded with Antifa in Portland that highlighted their tactical coordination that the left continually denies the existence of.

    3. TrickyVic (old school)   10 months ago

      ""97% of FACE Act prosecutions are against.""

      That kind of lopsidedness has been evidence of systemic racism.

      1. JesseAz (5-30 Banana Republic Day)   10 months ago

        Nah. For that it is 60% of crimes and 70% of convictions.

  18. Earth-based Human Skeptic   10 months ago

    'The vandalism accuses her of being a "white-supremacist Zionist."'

    Oh, so the "vandalism" now is sentient and autonomous, and making its own decisions? Did it coerce people into doing its bidding?

    1. Don't look at me!   10 months ago

      Similar to “the gun discharged”.

    2. Spiritus Mundi   10 months ago

      I hear red SUVs are too.

      1. Chuck P. (The Artist formerly known as CTSP)   10 months ago

        The Waukesha mass murder spree that killed 6 and injured another 61 was too local.

  19. JesseAz (5-30 Banana Republic Day)   10 months ago

    Jeff's most trusted media.


    POLITICO
    @politico
    Opinion: An authoritarianism scholar explains how Mussolini used assassination attempts on his life to gain power — and how Donald Trump could do the same

    Trump is bad because someone tried to kill him.

    1. Ajsloss   10 months ago

      If Trump is Mussolini now, then all the Big Rail fans should be pleased (to say nothing of the overlapping Venn diagram of people who love trains and hate Jews, since Trump is also Hitler).

      1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   10 months ago

        And if Biden is FDR, will we witness another sloppy bromance?

    2. Mother's Lament   10 months ago

      "Sure we tried to assassinate him and failed but people tried to kill Hitler too, so Trump is Hitler"

      One of the key personality traits of Democrats, which we see here amply with Jeffsarc and Shrike, is a total and utter lack of shame.

      1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   10 months ago

        Shame requires morals, specifically morals applied to all people equally.

    3. chemjeff radical individualist   10 months ago

      Opinion:

      Not surprised that you don't know the difference between news and opinion.

      1. Red Rocks White Privilege   10 months ago

        Tell that to your buddy shriek, who routinely cites op-eds as fact when they parrot left-wing narratives.

        1. chemjeff radical individualist   10 months ago

          Don't you have more guns to polish?

          1. Red Rocks White Privilege   10 months ago

            What do you have against gun ownership, fat boy?

            1. chemjeff radical individualist   10 months ago

              Nothing. I'm not interested in starting a civil war though.

              1. Red Rocks White Privilege   10 months ago

                Resisting your lefty boos is right out, though.

              2. Red Rocks White Privilege   10 months ago

                Also, Jamie Raskin is already on record saying the Democrats will start a civil war if it means keeping Trump out of office. I'm not the bad guy for taking these people at their word and preparing accordingly.

                1. R Mac   10 months ago

                  Will Lying Jeffy denounce Raskin, or lie for him?

                  1. R Mac   10 months ago

                    Guess he went with ignoring it altogether so he can play dumb if it’s ever brought up again.

      2. InsaneTrollLogic (Factio Democratica delenda est 5/30/24)   10 months ago

        You’re one to talk?

        1. JesseAz (5-30 Banana Republic Day)   10 months ago

          Cmon. His daily beast dark Brandon praise article was all facts no opinion!

        2. chemjeff radical individualist   10 months ago

          Huh, weren't you the one who cited as fact a random Twitter dude about Walz's military service, who himself provided no citations and no facts to back up his claims? Yes I think you were.

          https://reason.com/2024/08/06/tim-walz-was-a-covid-19-tyrant/?comments=true#comment-10675892

          1. R Mac   10 months ago

            I predict this post ages poorly.

            1. InsaneTrollLogic (Factio Democratica delenda est 5/30/24)   10 months ago

              It’s Jeffy. His posts age worse than milk in the sun in Furnace Creek, California.

          2. Mother's Lament   10 months ago

            Except that you know that you're lying.

            You already know it was two of his commanders who published an open letter.

            https://www.irishstar.com/news/us-news/tim-walz-military-career-criticized-33416383

            In a public letter posted on Facebook in 2018, retired Command Sergeants Major Thomas Behrends and Paul Herr alleged that Walz ended his 24-year career in the National Guard just months after learning his battalion would be deployed to Iraq, reports the Mirror US.

            "On May 16th, 2005, [Walz] quit, betraying his country, leaving the 1-125th Field Artillery Battalion and its Soldiers hanging; without its senior Non-Commissioned Officer, as the battalion prepared for war," wrote Behrends and Herr.

            A year after retiring from the military, Walz launched his political career, successfully running for Congress in 2006. Behrends and Herr criticized Walz for not seeking permission from the Secretary of Defense to run for office while on active duty.

            They charged him with "slithering out the door". "If he had retired normally and respectfully, you would think he would have ensured his retirement documents were correctly filled out and signed, and that he would have ensured he was reduced to Master Sergeant for dropping out of the academy," they penned. "Instead he slithered out the door and waited for the paperwork to catch up to him."

            In spite of these claims, Walz himself boasts of being the most enduring military veteran ever to be put forward as a vice presidential candidate, stating he has "an honorable record."

            1. R Mac   10 months ago

              I don’t call him Lying Jeffy for nothing.

            2. chemjeff radical individualist   10 months ago

              InsaneTrollLogic cited some rando Twitter dude that had no facts and no sources, pure opinion.

              You cite the opinions of two officers who have mean things to say about him.

              I cite a news article that details his actual military record, the whole thing, and in context.

              You two are the ones pushing opinion to serve a narrative. I am the one presenting substantiated facts.

              Fuck off with your bullshit.

              1. Mother's Lament   10 months ago

                Hey shithead liar. Yesterday, when the story was discussed BY YOU, people provided you with the names of the commanders IN 2018 making the allegations.
                Now all of a sudden you are trying to pretend that it's just some guy making allegations on twitter.

                Fuck you.

                And I gave substantiated facts complete with cite. Where are your cites, lying Jeffy?

    4. Medulla Oblongata   10 months ago

      They're so mad that he missed. It just infuriates them.

    5. Medulla Oblongata   10 months ago

      NYT:

      Justice Dept. Charges Pakistani Man in Alleged Plot to Kill U.S. Leaders

      Investigators believe that the targets of the man, who had recently spent two weeks in Iran, likely included former President Donald Trump.

      Reuters came up with this bit of logic:

      "Former President Donald Trump, who as president approved the drone strike on Soleimani, was discussed as a potential target of the plot, but the scheme was not conceived of as a plot to assassinate the former president, according to a person familiar with the matter.

    6. Mike Parsons   10 months ago

      "Virginia man charged with threatening to kill Kamala Harris"

      vs

      "Gunman at Trump Rally Was Often a Step Ahead of the Secret Service"

      Very weird, the different levels of concern and media treatment.

      1. Mother's Lament   10 months ago

        It's (D)ifferent.

  20. Earth-based Human Skeptic   10 months ago

    'Still others note that Seligson was arrested not in possession of any camera equipment, but rather serving as the lookout for the vandals, and seemingly operating in no journalistic capacity.'

    Who wants to report news when you can make news?

    1. Randy Sax   10 months ago

      Also, if he was the lookout and he got arrested, he was doing a bad job as lookout.

      1. Social Justice is neither   10 months ago

        Well, antifa. Need I say more on competence?

      2. mad.casual   10 months ago

        IDK, lots of noise about activity of questionable actionability is kinda the point. If he gets off, everybody everywhere understands exactly what they can get away with and how.

        Well, everyone except Reason and their play-retard cohort, who will continue to propagandize wonder out loud "Whycome people on BOAF SIDEZ thinks the 1A goes too far?" until some private citizen winds up shooting a "journalist" in the face in defense of self and property... and maybe not even then.

    2. mad.casual   10 months ago

      First they came for the journalists and I said nothing… because I’d been saying for almost a decade that activists of all stripes had been draping themselves in The Flag and Constitution in defense of the destruction of social cohesion and core Western and Classically Liberal ideas.

    3. A Thinking Mind   10 months ago

      Which brings me back to the point I've been pushing for a while: journalism is a protected ACTIVITY, but journalists are not and should not be a protected class. Your criminal participation is defined by what you're doing, not whether you're holding a special ID badge.

      1. Randy Sax   10 months ago

        Yes, and any citizen when *actually* engaging in journalism (not vandalism) has those protections. Doesn't matter if you work for MSM and have a badge, or if you are just some guy with a camera phone, same protections.

      2. mad.casual   10 months ago

        journalism is a protected ACTIVITY, but journalists are not and should not be a protected class.

        False. Journalism is a profession. full stop. Speech is *the* activity. You don't have to work at a magazine or have a blog own a camera to be a whistleblower or an informer or a victim in need of protection or a protector in need of assistance in order to need/enjoy free speech.

        The "*t*he *p*ress" in the 1A only denotes that the speech need not strictly be oral. The only reason to conflate the two is specifically to kick Voltaire in the goody bag and void the natrual right/reciprocity woven into the 1A.

        The line isn't "Am I performing free speech or acting as a lookout for vandals?" the line is having the self-awareness to ask "If I do this or if anyone else did it to me, and got away with it under the guise of free speech, does that make things better for me, them, free speech, or society?" Either these people are too stupid or unaware to be asking the question or they aren't and they just don't care about the answer.

  21. Mother's Lament   10 months ago

    "JD Vance is weird!"

    Gwen Walz stating that she left her windows open during the Minneapolis Riots so she could smell the burning tires.

    Their daughter also coordinated with rioters to let them know that the National Guard would not be activated one night.

    1. Red Rocks White Privilege   10 months ago

      Huh, so the Walzs enabled a mob to tear up Minneapolis, which resulted in millions in property damage and deaths?

      This is why I was saying that Harris picking Walz is actually good in the long run. When the election gets "fortified," they're going to do something stupid that they aren't used to dealing with in their deep blue shithole states, where there aren't any consequences for acting like a shitlib retard.

      War is coming in the next four years, kids. Whether it's a civil war or these morons getting us in a foreign conflict, there's no stopping it at this point. Stock up on ammo while you can.

      1. chemjeff radical individualist   10 months ago

        Oh look, found an image of RRWP.

        https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/02/Screen-Shot-2024-02-22-at-1.05.25-PM-2.png?w=2000&h=1126&crop=1&resize=1000%2C564

        1. Red Rocks White Privilege   10 months ago

          You actually thinking that’s an insult is the most amusing part, you fat sack of cow dung.

          Clyde Shelton was the good guy in “Law Abiding Citizen,” incidentally.

          1. Mother's Lament   10 months ago

            Not to a totalitarian "obey" type like Jeffy. People who take revenge are the most dangerous.

          2. chemjeff radical individualist   10 months ago

            I know you don't think it's an insult.

            1. Red Rocks White Privilege   10 months ago

              Yes, I realize what a passive-aggressive little bitch you are.

              1. chemjeff radical individualist   10 months ago

                You are the one who takes pride in being compared to a character in a movie who kills foreigners for looking too foreign.

                1. Red Rocks White Privilege   10 months ago

                  He shot them because they WERE foreigners, and in a war, you don't trust people from other nations who aren't explicitly on your side. But yeah, he should have just clapped the other ones, too.

                2. Bertram Guilfoyle   10 months ago

                  Someone brushes off your asinine attempt at an insult, and you get pissy. You represent the True Libertarians so well, Jeff!

        2. Bertram Guilfoyle   10 months ago

          Not clicking Jeff's link, but don't he and sarc always claim to be above the petty name calling and insults?

          1. R Mac   10 months ago

            Yeah but they’re lying hypocrites.

          2. Red Rocks White Privilege   10 months ago

            It’s just a photo of the Jesse Plemons character from “Civil War.” Which was the best character in the movie, incidentally, and a great unintended lesson in what happens when a political team spends several decades tearing apart the very notion of American identity and culture.

      2. Mother's Lament   10 months ago

        Canned fat and protein, dried carbs, chlorine tablets, medications for a year, antiseptics and pain relievers enough for you and to trade, candles, and get a big dog or two.

        1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   10 months ago

          Common ammo calibers also make good currency.

          1. Mother's Lament   10 months ago

            I made my little list from a vague memory of what people who lived through the Balkans wars said came most in handy.

            1. Mother's Lament   10 months ago

              Found a post where someone else is describing it's contents on riddit:

              Also:

              From a Sarajevo War Survivor: Experiencing horrible things that can happen in a war - death of parents and friends, hunger and malnutrition, endless freezing cold, fear, sniper attacks.

              Stockpiling helps. but you never no how long trouble will last, so locate near renewable food sources.

              Living near a well with a manual pump is like being in Eden.

              After awhile, even gold can lose its luster. But there is no luxury in war quite like toilet paper. Its surplus value is greater than gold's.

              If you had to go without one utility, lose electricity - it's the easiest to do without (unless you're in a very nice climate with no need for heat.)

              Canned foods are awesome, especially if their contents are tasty without heating. One of the best things to stockpile is canned gravy - it makes a lot of the dry unappetizing things you find to eat in war somewhat edible. Only needs enough heat to "warm", not to cook. It's cheap too, especially if you buy it in bulk.

              Bring some books - escapist ones like romance or mysteries become more valuable as the war continues. Sure, it's great to have a lot of survival guides, but you'll figure most of that out on your own anyway - trust me, you'll have a lot of time on your hands.

              The feeling that you're human can fade pretty fast. I can't tell you how many people I knew who would have traded a much needed meal for just a little bit of toothpaste, rouge, soap or cologne. Not much point in fighting if you have to lose your humanity. These things are morale-builders like nothing else.

              Slow burning candles and matches, matches, matches

              1. R Mac   10 months ago

                Been thinking about getting a hand pump for my well. Having a hard time justifying it since I have a pond though.

                1. Mother's Lament   10 months ago

                  Ponds dry up, even big ones. Plus, groundwater is usually less hassle to purify.

                  1. R Mac   10 months ago

                    It’s spring fed, and I live in Springfield Township, where 3 of the major rivers of SE Michigan originate.

                2. JohnZ   10 months ago

                  You'd better have a darned good filter to use or drink pond water.
                  A Berkey or similar unit.

                  1. R Mac   10 months ago

                    Yep.

    2. Super Scary   10 months ago

      I wonder how fortified their home is that she was able to enjoy the smell of the riots but not be in any danger. I'm sure she would have had a different attitude if she found the riots were at her gates.

  22. Fist of Etiquette   10 months ago

    After [Hugo] Chávez's death, [Nicolás] Maduro continued to pay lip service to socialism—and to blame the United States for all of Venezuela's problems—but he had no real ideological fervor...

    You can take the communism out of the authoritarian but you can't take the authoritarian out of anyone that was ever tainted with commie bullshit.

    1. Fist of Etiquette   10 months ago

      Also, next stop: MSNBC gig.

    2. Mickey Rat   10 months ago

      Communist movements, like fascist ones, have some true believers but their core are criminsl.gangs intent on looting andvpillagingbthevpubluc by controlling the state. Maduro is the normal progression from Cavez, like Sralin was from Lenin.

      1. Stupid Government Tricks   10 months ago

        "Power is not a means; it is an end. One does not establish a dictatorship in order to safeguard a revolution; one makes the revolution in order to establish the dictatorship. The object of persecution is persecution. The object of torture is torture. The object of power is power." -- George Orwell

  23. Earth-based Human Skeptic   10 months ago

    "IRS data show that the state loses four households earning more than $200,000 for every three that it gains," notes Cato's Chris Edwards and Ilana Blumsack on their Fiscal Policy Report Card, in which they rate America's governors. Tim Walz earned an "F."

    I assume that "F" stands for Fairness. Who needs a bunch of richey-rich types when the goal is an egalitarian pre-industrial society?

    1. JesseAz (5-30 Banana Republic Day)   10 months ago

      Waltz is all about giving taxpayer money to migrants. Surprised CATO didn't give him an A+

  24. Earth-based Human Skeptic   10 months ago

    "If you can make a bunch of money investing in companies that the president hates, that's a pretty good sign you live in a free country."

    Uh, sure. But I always thought that in a free country, I could make even more money investing in companies that don't have to deal with presidential hatred.

    1. Don't look at me!   10 months ago

      Had the same thoughts.

  25. SIV   10 months ago

    Mary Katharine Ham has got a dirty mouth.

    1. Fist of Etiquette   10 months ago

      SHE'S A NATIONAL TREASURE. As is everyone with three names.

      1. JesseAz (5-30 Banana Republic Day)   10 months ago

        Lee Harvey Oswald.

        Facts check out.

        1. Mother's Lament   10 months ago

          John Wayne Gacy, David Lee Roth...

          1. JesseAz (5-30 Banana Republic Day)   10 months ago

            Roth ruins it.

            Do better fist.

            1. mad.casual   10 months ago

              Kirk, Spock, and McCoy are a national treasure but Larry, Darryl, and Darryl aren't? Agreed.

  26. Earth-based Human Skeptic   10 months ago

    'The Biden administration has decided to phase out single-use plastic cutlery across all federal government departments and buildings, as if this is the thing that will save the environment.'

    Or convince a few more Greenies to vote for Harris.

    1. A Thinking Mind   10 months ago

      They commissioned another 9 year old to do a deep study as the basis for this decision.

  27. Red Rocks White Privilege   10 months ago

    "And watching it, you could just sense the power in the hall—and it was the power of joy, the power of laughter, the power of hope for the future.…It's been a long time since any aspect of American politics has put a smile on anyone's face."

    This narrative the Journolist vermin are running with about "joy" is more astroturfed than a 1970s sports stadium.

    1. Don't look at me!   10 months ago

      It’s weird.

    2. Idaho-Bob   10 months ago

      "Folksy" is running a close second.

  28. Don't look at me!   10 months ago

    Walz is going to spend the rest of the campaign hosting daily livestreams explaining to voters how to fix a running toilet, how to check the oil levels on your car, and how to properly patch a hole in your drywall,"

    You should be ashamed of yourself if you got to adulthood without knowing these things.

    1. Red Rocks White Privilege   10 months ago

      LOL, no shit. I realize lefty Millennials and Zoomers are defined by their daddy issues, but who the fuck doesn't know how to look at an oil dipstick in their vehicle?

      1. ducksalad   10 months ago

        To look at the oil dipstick you first have to know how to open the hood.

        1. JesseAz (5-30 Banana Republic Day)   10 months ago

          Easier to burn the hood down for BLM riots. Then have kamala bail out those who did.

        2. Earth-based Human Skeptic   10 months ago

          And before that, you have to know WHY to open the hood.

          1. Medulla Oblongata   10 months ago

            And you have to know what part of the car the hood is. Not to be confused with the trunk lid, which is what keep the bears hidden.

      2. NoVaNick   10 months ago

        Zoomers don’t drive anymore, they Uber or stay home. While few millennials have probably even looked under a car’s hood-if they’ve had car trouble, they call their parents to buy them a new one.

      3. Mike Parsons   10 months ago

        Buddy of mine rents a condo out to some yuppies downtown.

        They literally call him to change light bulbs. And not difficult to reach ones either, just standard lights. Running toilet. Clogged garbage disposal, everything.

        He thought that when he had a come to Jesus talk with them and tell them he was going to start charging them bc this was all excessive and a waste of his time, it would stop. Nope, they just fork over the money and keep calling him lol. He's making a killing off them, on the plus side

    2. A Thinking Mind   10 months ago

      Almost every new car these days will check your oil automatically. It's all electronic.

      And that's probably the most complicated issue to solve from the three tasks listed. The other two are tasks you literally can't screw up if you just start trying things and are determined to get them done.

      1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   10 months ago

        Um, have you seen DIY spackle jobs?

        1. A Thinking Mind   10 months ago

          Having a little blister on the wall isn't the worst thing in the world. But unless you're an idiot, you can pick up a putty knife and the simple shape of it is like an instruction manual. Just knowing what it is tells you how its meant to be used, and you can minimize the blistering on the wall if you actually care and don't half-ass the job, even if you don't know what you're doing.

          1. Outlaw Josey Wales   10 months ago

            And then there is that utilitarian tool, sandpaper...

    3. Super Scary   10 months ago

      "how to fix a running toilet"

      Break its legs?

      1. R Mac   10 months ago

        Ha

    4. mad.casual   10 months ago

      You should be ashamed of yourself if you got to adulthood without knowing these things.

      And anybody who isn't an adult looking to the DNC VP nominee for such things should be ashamed of their own internet search skills.

      1. Mike Parsons   10 months ago

        Ya, this.

        And granted I am already what most would consider very handy, I am fairly certain I can learn to do basically anything in existence with the help of YouTube.

        "I mean I haven't worked on a jet engine, but I should be able to figure it out in a weekend"

        OK maybe not that confident, but still

        1. R Mac   10 months ago

          YouTube has helped me fix so much shit.

  29. Sevo, 5-30-24, embarrassment   10 months ago

    "..."Some of the best evidence that we still live in a free-market economy is that Big Tech, hated by [former President Donald] Trump,..."

    Hates it so much, he started a Big Tech company.
    Liz, TDS-addled slimy piles of shit like this are a penny a dozen; leave 'em in the gutter where they belong.

    1. JesseAz (5-30 Banana Republic Day)   10 months ago

      Yeah. The comment made no sense.

      Democrats are constantly attacking big tech to be their censors.

  30. Quo Usque Tandem   10 months ago

    Scratch one more "squad" member [Bowman, now Bush].

  31. MatthewSlyfield   10 months ago

    .

    I bring you good news and bad. Last night, member of the "squad" Cori Bush, who serves as one of Missouri's representatives in the U.S. House, lost her primary. Unfortunately, Justin Amash lost his Michigan Senate primary as well.

    So really, good news and better news.

    1. JesseAz (5-30 Banana Republic Day)   10 months ago

      Facts.

    2. mad.casual   10 months ago

      Is Justin Amash losing still even really news at this point?

      1. R Mac   10 months ago

        He got like 11% of the vote, so no.

  32. Earth-based Human Skeptic   10 months ago

    'The perception of Walz as a folksy Midwestern dad, especially when juxtaposed with Sen. J.D. Vance (R–Ohio) (whom Walz branded weird, leading to a strange news cycle in which other Democrats kept hopping aboard the bandwagon), is rather titillating to much of the coastal elite news media. The question is whether that perception will actually be shared by swing-state voters.'

    You guys are over-thinking this. Modern Democrats are all-in on woke diversity, i.e. external appearance. Kammy represents the female and permanent tan categories. Walz radiates the white guy meme. The real question is how many swing state voters follow DEI guidelines.

  33. Bill Dalasio   10 months ago

    Tim Walz is the dad an entire generation wish they had instead of the one they lost to Fox News

    Except the people who feel like they "lost" their Dad to Fox News have almost certainly already given the Democrats a blank check. Normal people don't really care that their parents watch Fox News. Their parents' politics don't define their relationship with them (or they generally agree with their parents' politics). If you're thinking "I'd really like to have a good relationship with my Dad, but I just can't abide by his being a conservative Republican", you probably need to go out and get a life.

    1. JesseAz (5-30 Banana Republic Day)   10 months ago

      Do most democrats even have dads?

      1. Ajsloss   10 months ago

        Do most democrats even have dads shower partners?

        FTFY

        1. mad.casual   10 months ago

          We went into the homes of over 100 American women from each state to find out which VP nominees they would vote for:

          Red – WTF? GTFO of my shower!
          Blue – Tim Walz

    2. Dillinger   10 months ago

      >>If you're thinking “I’d really like to have a good relationship with my Dad, but I just can’t abide by his being a conservative Republican”, you probably need to go out and get a life.

      should be a billboard.

      1. Ajsloss   10 months ago

        I'm pretty sure it came up on this board a few days ago, but there was a tweet from some young girl wherein she posted a pic of the truck she was driving with a little sign next to a Trump sticker explaining that it wasn't her Trump sticker, she was just borrowing her dad's truck.

        Many pointed out how great it was that she could rely on her dad to still provide for her grown ass despite how icky she thought his politics were (and that she still had the balls to borrow his stuff when she needed to use him).

        1. Dillinger   10 months ago

          love it. is the opposite of self-aware self-unaware?

    3. damikesc   10 months ago

      My recently passed mother took NBC News as gospel.

      Hated it when I asked her “What, EXACTLY, did that ‘nutbag’ MTG say? Or Trump?”

      Didn’t dislike her because she listened to hacks.

      1. JesseAz (5-30 Banana Republic Day)   10 months ago

        So she will vote Kamala?

        1. Ajsloss   10 months ago

          Twice.

    4. Mike Parsons   10 months ago

      “I’d really like to have a good relationship with my Dad, but I just can’t abide by his being a conservative Republican”

      This kind of statement is a sign of a massive personality flaw and a red flag. Its pretty normal to have significantly more liberal opinions when younger that turn conservative as you age. To not understand this and sever a relationship with a parent that raised you is a sign of a significant mental deficit. If I was ever on a date with someone and they told me they stopped talking to a parent over politics it would be a guaranteed 1 and done.

      And also, as the wise Shane Gillis has said, "a Fox News dad is a good dad... you dont want an MSNBC dad."

      1. HorseConch   10 months ago

        Anyone that puts politics over family is a retard. There are some seriously deranged people out there, and it seems that most of them are Democrats.

        1. Chuck P. (The Artist formerly known as CTSP)   10 months ago

          A lot of it is flat out lying. My wife showed me a post by my sister saying she had to unfriend her family on Facebook because of their politics. I checked and she had indeed unfriended me. At that point I had not posted on Facebook in 4 years. Neither of my parents has ever posted.

          I am sure she got a lot of likes for her lie. I really don't give a shit.

          1. Truthfulness   10 months ago

            Have you tried to reach out to her?

  34. Sarah Palin's Buttplug - Jan 6 = 9/11 (same motive)   10 months ago

    Wow, Peanuts. The bettors at Predict It have Kammy as a 56-46 favorite to win in November. Turns out dumping Cadaver Joe was a good move.

    Good riddance to Cori Bush. No one named “Bush” should ever venture into politics again.

    oops - just moved to 55-48. Donnie surging!

    1. JesseAz (5-30 Banana Republic Day)   10 months ago

      Not a Democrat. Never supported Joe. Doesn't support Kamala. But here to always defend and praise them.

      1. Sarah Palin's Buttplug - Jan 6 = 9/11 (same motive)   10 months ago

        I have repeatedly said Joe is in over his head and I vote for gridlock. I have never praised Joe.

        Again, because you are stupid, when I state the fact that the US produced more oil/gas in 2023 than ever before that is a fact - not an endorsement of Sleepy Joe.

        And I will be voting against the convicted felon because I despise him.

        #ClassicLiberalVoter

        1. JesseAz (5-30 Banana Republic Day)   10 months ago

          Yes. As Sevo says you constantly lie. We all know this.

        2. Sevo, 5-30-24, embarrassment   10 months ago

          turd, the TDS-addled ass-clown of the commentariat, lies; it’s all he ever does. turd is a kiddie diddler, and a pathological liar, entirely too stupid to remember which lies he posted even minutes ago, and also too stupid to understand we all know he’s a liar.
          If anything he posts isn’t a lie, it’s totally accidental.
          turd lies; it’s what he does. turd is a lying pile of lefty shit.

        3. Bertram Guilfoyle   10 months ago

          "Classical liberals" for the Fed, and against free banking.

    2. Don't look at me!   10 months ago

      I’m sure the 14 million who voted for joe are thrilled.

      1. Super Scary   10 months ago

        I’m waiting for the inevitable turn to “Well, people were ACTUALLY voting for Kamala as VP in 2020 more so than for Biden for president. I mean, look how many votes she got this time!” and then cut to a chart showing her getting 300 million votes.

    3. Sevo, 5-30-24, embarrassment   10 months ago

      turd, the ass-clown of the commentariat, lies; it’s all he ever does. turd is a kiddie diddler, and a pathological liar, entirely too stupid to remember which lies he posted even minutes ago, and also too stupid to understand we all know he’s a liar.
      If anything he posts isn’t a lie, it’s totally accidental.
      turd lies; it’s what he does. turd is a lying pile of lefty shit.

    4. EISTAU Gree-Vance   10 months ago

      “….55-48.”

      Makes sense. Dems will need at least 103% of eligible voters to pull this off.

      Idiot.

  35. Illocust   10 months ago

    I'm waiting for the true believer Dems to throw a fit that the base is more excited by a old white man than Kamala.

  36. R Mac   10 months ago

    “and what it says about the media—that they're oddly hungry for a nice-guy father figure, and may be blinded by their love goggles.”

    No Liz, they’re lying propagandists for the Democrats, so they’re just doing their jobs.

    1. JesseAz (5-30 Banana Republic Day)   10 months ago

      But the other side is the cult.

  37. mad.casual   10 months ago

    It's been a long time since any aspect of American politics has put a smile on anyone's face.

    It has been almost a month since seeing this photo and more than a month since seeing this photo.

  38. Medulla Oblongata   10 months ago

    "'The Terminal Stage of Communism Is a Mafia,' as Martin Gurri recently observed about post-Castro Cuba,

    Reminder, BLM was very sad that Castro died. "Although no leader is without their flaws, we must push back against the rhetoric of the right and come to the defense of El Comandante." and "Revolution transcends borders; the freedom of oppressed people and people of color is all bound up together wherever we are. In Cuba, South Africa, Palestine, Angola, Tanzania, Mozambique, Grenada, Venezuela, Haiti, African America, and North Dakota. "

    -------------------

    https://medium.com/@BlackLivesMatterNetwork/lessons-from-fidel-black-lives-matter-and-the-transition-of-el-comandante-c11ee5e51fb0

    We are feeling many things as we awaken to a world without Fidel Castro. There is an overwhelming sense of loss, complicated by fear and anxiety. Although no leader is without their flaws, we must push back against the rhetoric of the right and come to the defense of El Comandante. And there are lessons that we must revisit and heed as we pick up the mantle in changing our world, as we aspire to build a world rooted in a vision of freedom and the peace that only comes with justice. It is the lessons that we take from Fidel.

    From Fidel, we know that revolution is sparked by an idea, by radical imaginings, which sometimes take root first among just a few dozen people coming together in the mountains. It can be a tattered group of meager resources, like in Sierra Maestro in 1956 or St. Elmo Village in 2013.

    Revolution is continuous and is won first in the hearts and minds of the people and is continually shaped and reshaped by the collective. No single revolutionary ever wins or even begins the revolution. The revolution begins only when the whole is fully bought in and committed to it. And it is never over.

    Revolution transcends borders; the freedom of oppressed people and people of color is all bound up together wherever we are. In Cuba, South Africa, Palestine, Angola, Tanzania, Mozambique, Grenada, Venezuela, Haiti, African America, and North Dakota. We must not only root for each other but invest in each other’s struggles, lending our voices, bodies, and resources to liberation efforts which may seem distant from the immediacy of our daily existence.

    Revolution is rooted in the recognition that there are certain fundamentals to which every being has a right, just by virtue of one’s birth: healthy food, clean water, decent housing, safe communities, quality healthcare, mental health services, free and quality education, community spaces, art, democratic engagement, regular vacations, sports, and places for spiritual expression are not questions of resources, but questions of political will and they are requirements of any humane society.

    Revolution requires that the determination to create and preserve these things for our people takes precedent over individual drives for power, recognition, and enrichment.

    A final lesson is that to be a revolutionary, you must strive to live in integrity. As a Black network committed to transformation, we are particularly grateful to Fidel for holding Mama Assata Shakur, who continues to inspire us. We are thankful that he provided a home for Brother Michael Finney Ralph Goodwin, and Charles Hill, asylum to Brother Huey P. Newton, and sanctuary for so many other Black revolutionaries who were being persecuted by the American government during the Black Power era. We are indebted to Fidel for sending resources to Haiti following the 2010 earthquake and attempting to support Black people in New Orleans after Hurricane Katrina when our government left us to die on rooftops and in floodwaters. We are thankful that he provided a space where the traditional spiritual work of African people could flourish, regardless of his belief system.

    With Fidel’s passing there is one more lesson that stands paramount: when we are rooted in collective vision when we bind ourselves together around quests for infinite freedom of the body and the soul, we will be victorious. As Fidel ascends to the realm of the ancestors, we summon his guidance, strength, and power as we recommit ourselves to the struggle for universal freedom. Fidel Vive!

    1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   10 months ago

      Kill all commies.

  39. Longtobefree   10 months ago

    "It's been a long time since any aspect of American politics has put a smile on anyone's face."

    So; never been to a Trump rally?

    1. mad.casual   10 months ago

      I had a pretty good time with all the "'Bear' ranks No. 3 on all-time list of notable dead things found in a Kennedy's car." jokes yesterday.

      1. Dillinger   10 months ago

        lol thank you for bringing them to today.

  40. Medulla Oblongata   10 months ago

    https://x.com/EmmaJoNYC/status/1820810318315950110

    She tapped a guy who let his state burn while he “took a knee” because she couldn’t dare run with a Jew

    x.com/leezeldin/status/1820812187662750016

    It’s amazing that despite America’s right, left, and center agreeing that Josh Shapiro was Harris’ best pick for VP, at the end of the day, Shapiro being Jewish disqualified him. It says so much about the state of today’s Democratic Party.

    1. chemjeff radical individualist   10 months ago

      Who says that Shapiro's Jewishness was the disqualifying factor?

      1. Mother's Lament   10 months ago

        These guys:

        Pro-Palestinian activists prepare to rally at Democratic convention in Chicago

        1. chemjeff radical individualist   10 months ago

          "Pro-Palestine" is not the same as anti-Jew

          1. Dillinger   10 months ago

            I'm dying to see you explain which portions of the Palestinian for whom you are "pro" are not anti-Jew.

            1. Spiritus Mundi   10 months ago

              I think this calls for a venn diagram. Call in Kammy!

              1. Dillinger   10 months ago

                "I found myself enjoying knish so I cut off the hand holding it."

          2. damikesc   10 months ago

            It is so CUTE that you believe that.

            There is not one "pro-Palestinian" who is not also actively "I dislike Jews!"

            If somebody was "pro-KKK", would you believe them if they said "...but I don't dislike black folks!"

            1. Medulla Oblongata   10 months ago

              He might say he doesn't believe them, he might even mean it. But I believe that he would certainly try to make the argument that "Just because they're pro-KKK doesn't necessarily mean that they dislike black people."

              1. VinniUSMC (Banana Republic Day 5/30/24)   10 months ago

                (D)epends on whether he's defending Democrats or bad-mouthing Republicans. Fatjeff likes his standards like he likes his calorie intake, double.

          3. Zeb   10 months ago

            No, but when it comes to activists, there does seem to be considerable overlap. And they are basically supporting Hamas, which is explicitly anti-Jew.

          4. Mother's Lament   10 months ago

            “Pro-Palestine” is not the same as anti-Jew

            Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha…. oh wow!

          5. Bertram Guilfoyle   10 months ago

            ““Pro-Palestine” is not the same as anti-Jew”

            There couldn’t be a louder *ASSHOLE* signal than this.

          6. Uncle Jay   10 months ago

            Really?
            Show us a "Palestinian" who is not anti-Jew.
            We'll wait...probably forever.

        2. JohnZ   10 months ago

          I hope the convention turns out to be just like the one in 1968..
          They'll blame either Trump or Putin.
          The only difference is that Chicago is run by a low IQ POC with a pointy head and #35,000 worth of hair dressing.

      2. Dillinger   10 months ago

        everybody not in a cave wearing blindfolds with fingers in their ears.

      3. Red Rocks White Privilege   10 months ago

        LOL, please. I'm sure the guy doing a pathetic, groveling apology for an article he wrote 30 years ago had no connection whatsoever to his being considered for VP.

      4. Medulla Oblongata   10 months ago

        Um, EmmaJo in NYC.

      5. R Mac   10 months ago

        Haha, look at Lying Jeffy go!

  41. Medulla Oblongata   10 months ago

    Was looking something else up and came across this from Al Jazeera:

    "[Al Jazeera’s Investigative Unit] I-Unit also examined claims that widespread sexual violence had occurred on October 7. It concluded that while isolated rapes may have taken place, there was insufficient evidence to support allegations that rape had been “widespread and systematic”.

    1. Dillinger   10 months ago

      I will not use this space to make a joke about mostly peaceful rape.

      1. mad.casual   10 months ago

        Between Weinstein, Epstein, Britain, and Al Jazeera it's almost like progressive, leftist, feminist women are hell-bent on rolling women's rights back a thousand years (in the West).

        A Hollywood producer traded business favors for sexual favors? String him up! A socialite and financier may've had an island dedicated to sex slavery with many big names associate with it? Well, he's dead. Nothing to see here. The wolves guarding the hen house in Gaza assure us that, despite all the livestream video, everything was above aboard at the time of the attack? That's good enough for us! Grooming and rape gangs slit the throats of pre-teen girls and rape older girls and then file hate crime charges against them? Diversity (ethnic only) is our strength (unless you're a woman)!

        1. Dillinger   10 months ago

          seriously. and what's with those two skinny dudes beating up all the chicks at the Olympics ...

        2. Medulla Oblongata   10 months ago

          Sometimes, though, they don't rape the girls, they only jack off onto their bodies as someone else rapes them and there should 100% be a lighter penalty for that.

          1. HorseConch   10 months ago

            In their defense, she was 14 and drunk. Those two things count against her in the eyes of a fat, moronic pervert.

        3. R Mac   10 months ago

          “Grooming and rape gangs slit the throats of pre-teen girls and rape older girls and then file hate crime charges against them?”

          Nuh uh, racist!

          — Lying Jeffy

        4. Earth-based Human Skeptic   10 months ago

          Most progressives eventually give in to self-hate.

    2. Longtobefree   10 months ago

      So the Venn diagram of rapists and vote fraud perpetrators is a circle?

  42. Dillinger   10 months ago

    >>Walz is going to spend the rest of the campaign hosting daily livestreams explaining to voters

    I only want to hear about the desertion of his unit idk what else matters.

  43. Mother's Lament   10 months ago

    Tim Walz Is Not Your Dad

    But he would like to be your nanny.

    1. Medulla Oblongata   10 months ago

      That would be "manny" wouldn't it?

    2. Uncle Jay   10 months ago

      "Tim Walz Is Not Your Dad."

      I Thank God for that.

  44. Yuno Hoo   10 months ago

    For better or worse, Walz has—over the course of his almost 20 years in politics—embraced quite progressive policies

    "For better or worse", indeed.

    I'll chime in about this "joy" crap. Apparently it's *all* about the feels with many people: the power of joy, the power of laughter, the power of hope for the future; thinking about the repercussions of implemented policies hurts too much.

    1. Dillinger   10 months ago

      ya Joy-Borg is still Borg.

      1. mad.casual   10 months ago

        Watching a Joss Whedon parody > than living in it.

        1. Dillinger   10 months ago

          was that Amy Acker?

    2. NoVaNick   10 months ago

      Coming from Mike Barnicle, who was fired from the Boston Globe for plagiarism and now is a regular on Morning Joe. I would take his word with less than a grain of salt

      1. Medulla Oblongata   10 months ago

        "Fake but accurate."

    3. Red Rocks White Privilege   10 months ago

      It just ties into their stupid belief that life should be a non-stop dopamine drip, and they're being oppressed if it isn't.

      1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   10 months ago

        You left out "paid for by someone else".

    4. Longtobefree   10 months ago

      Yeah, right.
      Better for him, worse for us.

  45. Dillinger   10 months ago

    >>The perception of Walz as a folksy Midwestern dad, especially when juxtaposed with Sen. J.D. Vance (R–Ohio) ...

    who is a folksy Midwestern dad?

  46. Dillinger   10 months ago

    >>what it says about the media—that they're oddly hungry for a nice-guy father figure, and may be blinded by their love goggles.

    the media Estee Lauders up every (D) pig thrown at them they're not hungry for anything other than someone to put forth in fraud.

  47. Dillinger   10 months ago

    >>Unfortunately, Justin Amash lost his Michigan Senate primary as well.

    we definitely disagree on whether this was fortunate.

  48. Dillinger   10 months ago

    foul-mouthed MKHamm is my favorite lol.

  49. Rick James   10 months ago

    "Tim Walz is the dad an entire generation wish they had instead of the one they lost to Fox News," reads a tweet that has already resonated with some 46,000 people.

    People with Daddy issues?

    1. Moderation4ever   10 months ago

      Beat cat lady and couch issues.

      1. Red Rocks White Privilege   10 months ago

        Glad you're not pretending to be anything other than a shitlib Democrat anymore.

        1. Moderation4ever   10 months ago

          Well did the Republicans offer me anything? Lots of good people in their primaries and they chose the guy Americans fired in 2020.

          1. Red Rocks White Privilege   10 months ago

            LOL, please. You side with people who think it's okay to mutilate and destroy the physiology of children with puberty blockers. You're hardly one to peacock here, sharmuta.

            1. mad.casual   10 months ago

              You side with people who think it’s okay to mutilate and destroy the physiology of children with puberty blockers.

              And that's the good portion of the highlight reel.

  50. Moderation4ever   10 months ago

    While there is no doubt that Tim Waltz is more progressive, he also seems like a person who could follow in the footsteps of Robert La Follette with a populist appeal. Kamala Harris had several good choices with small differences. I don't think she did better or worse with the Waltz choice.

    1. JesseAz (5-30 Banana Republic Day)   10 months ago

      Parody.

    2. damikesc   10 months ago

      We know...he was not Jewish so he was OK with you, Adolf.

    3. Don't look at me!   10 months ago

      She had lots of choices if you don’t count the people who turned her down.

      1. Red Rocks White Privilege   10 months ago

        I'll give Whitmer credit for backing out of being Kamala's whipping girl. She knows damn well she's got it good in a relatively safe blue state, and she could probably run for Senate if Peters decides to hang it up.

        1. Moderation4ever   10 months ago

          Was Gov. Whitmer ever in any real contention? This country seems very reluctant to elect a woman to the Presidency. Two on the ticket would be more than most of the public could take. Kamala Harris had a good bench to go to but some no matter how good were out of contention for political reasons.

          1. Red Rocks White Privilege   10 months ago

            Was Gov. Whitmer ever in any real contention?

            She had to flat out declare that she wasn’t interested, so yeah. And Whitmer isn't any different in her politics than Walz. Their COVID era policies in particular were indistinguishable.

  51. Rick James   10 months ago

    Today's Harris/Trump/Biden headlines:

    Harris:

    In Walz, Harris sees a battleground strategy dressed in Carhartt | Analysis

    Virginia man charged with threatening to torture and kill Harris, DOJ says

    Tim Walz is a regular guy. That’s exactly what Harris needs | Patricia Lopez

    Harris introduces new running mate Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz as the ‘vice president America deserves’

    Trump

    Washington primary voters again are saying: ‘Go away, Trump’

    Trump-backed candidate leads Newhouse in 4th Congressional District race

    Arizona grand jury wanted to indict Trump in fake electors case

    Fact check analysis ❘ Trump’s fusillade of falsehoods on debt and taxes

    And last but not least, for the Leader of the Free World, and sitting President, Biden:

    With Supreme Court reform ideas, Biden is playing the long game | Harry Litman

    Yes, we're on the brink of war in the Middle East, and no one even knows (or cares) who's in charge.

    1. JohnZ   10 months ago

      One thing's for sure, it's not Biden who's in charge.
      Biden doesn't even know when he shites his pants.

  52. ducksalad   10 months ago

    Tim Walz’s commitment to democratic elections and voter choice:

    In 2020 the Legal Marijuana Now Party got 5.9% of the vote for US Senate, giving a scare to the Democratic candidate Tina Smith who won with less than 50% of the vote, and also earning major party status so they would be on the ballot again.

    Walz’s response was to sign a 2023 bill jacking the requirement from 5% to 8%, effective immediately and applied retroactively to the election where they’d received 5.93%. When it was pointed that taking away ballot access they’d already earned following the law might violate due process, the Democrats did delay the requirement to 2026; but then got the party kicked off the 2024 ballot anyway for not having enough county-level organizations. The organization rule had been been on the books but the state had not previously required documentation. This year they just coincidentally decided to start demanding the paperwork. Goal achieved.

    1. Medulla Oblongata   10 months ago

      You gotta murder democracy to save democracy.

      1. HorseConch   10 months ago

        Saving democracy can be a messy process. Unless you're on the right side of democracy, you would never understand.

      2. ducksalad   10 months ago

        While we’re at it, a summary of the Democratic Party’s commitment to allowing all of us to vote for who we please:

        1. Democrats are challenging RFKs ballot status on the basis that he doesn’t spend enough time at his NY residence, therefore the address on his paperwork is wrong, therefore the paperwork constitutes perjury and voter fraud. (Don’t think they only lawfare Trump, they’ll lawfare any opponent.)

        2. Earlier, NY Democrats jacked up the petition requirement to 45,000 signatures, successfully excluding the Greens, Libertarians, and Cornel West from the ballot. RFK made the limit, which is why they went with Item 1 above.

        3. NC Democrats have made multiple attempts to get RFK off the ballot. Their latest legal theory is that RFK’s party was formed for the “sole purpose” of electing RFK as if there’s something wrong with that. Apparently they want the state to police political parties and judge if they have some sincere underlying principle other than electing candidates. What could possibly go wrong….

        4. Also in NC, the Democrats holding a 3-2 majority on the State Election Board voted on a party line vote to kick Cornell West off the ballot.

        5. In Nevada, the Secretary of State’s office, controlled by Democrat Francisco Aguilar, told RFK’s petitioners that they did not have to list a VP name on the petitions, and supplied forms that didn’t have a VP slot. Then, after the petitions were complete, they rejected the petitions for lack of a VP name. The SOS office claimed their earlier statements were an “error” but tough shit for RFK, they say he should have ignored their instructions and interpreted the law for himself. (RFK then successfully did new petitions, but Democrats succeeded in draining a lot of money out of his campaign.)

        6. In New Jersey, Scott Salmon is attacking RFK’s ballot line on the grounds that since he toyed with seeking the Dem nomination, he is a “sore loser”. Salmon claims to be an independent lawyer working for fair elections at his own expense, but he’s been a paid lawyer for Democratic campaigns in the past.

        7. In Nevada, Democrats are trying to get RFK off the ballot under the legal theory that since he was nominated by parties in other states (e.g. North Carolina, see above), he is not really an independent and thus can’t run as an independent. (No direct evidence I’m aware of shows that NC and NV intentionally collaborated to create this Catch 22, but the Dems have created a national organization that bankrolls these efforts to keep left-leaning non-D candidates off the ballot.)

        8. In Delaware, where the Independent Party nominated RFK, the Democratic Party has asked the Election Commissioner to reject their nomination. I can’t find the details but apparently some nitpicking about the paperwork.

        9. More generally, the national Democrats have stated, among other justifications, that RFK’s candidacy is not legally legitimate because “their goal is to hurt President Biden”, and some of his support comes from “MAGA Republicans”. Apparently the Democrats have difficulty with the concept of an opposition party. Hey Dems, I know it’s shocking to you, but your opponents are allowed to be against your candidate, and MAGA Republicans aren’t legally obligated to support only Donald Trump.

        PS The Republicans are doing their own crapping on democracy when it comes to right-leaning non-R candidates. I’ll research and post that one sometime later.

        1. JFree   10 months ago

          Elections should be taken out of the hands of parties. They should be a separate branch of government. I don't know exactly how - but parties clearly have a conflict of interest.

          1. ducksalad   10 months ago

            As soon as you do that, the game quickly switches to pretending to be non-partisan in order to get appointed/chosen/elected to that independent branch. If necessary, you can even create “Manchurian independent” sleepers who start curating a non-partisan resume before they even reach the age of 18.

            Feeling kind of cynical today.

            1. JFree   10 months ago

              the game quickly switches to pretending to be non-partisan in order to get appointed/chosen/elected to that independent branch

              The easy solution to that is to use sortition - random selection like what creates the jury pool - not appointment/election. The law of large numbers will, near automatically, produce partisan (and all other) diversity that approximates the electorate itself.

              Just thinking how a particular function would work - districting/reapportionment. In a state with say 10 critter seats - two assemblies of say 100 people each are selected via sortition. Using the kid's rule of fairness - one proposes a map (using very transparent rules since all maps are drawn using computers/criteria), the other selects. Within a couple iterations, they'd have a map they (randomly selected registered voters) can agree on. Parties would have to deal with whatever map they receive from voters

              The same process could be used for ballot access rules, accountability for secystates and county clerks, expanding the House, federal v state election rules, etc.

          2. Rick James   10 months ago

            Seattle has done a pretty good job of that. The city government acts as a kind of proxy for progressive and the Democratic parties. That which helps progressives and/or the Democrats is just written into law.

        2. Medulla Oblongata   10 months ago

          "Democrats are challenging RFKs ballot status on the basis that he doesn’t spend enough time at his NY residence, therefore the address on his paperwork is wrong, therefore the paperwork constitutes perjury and voter fraud. (Don’t think they only lawfare Trump, they’ll lawfare any opponent.)"

          Meanwhile, NY Democrats are encouraging NYC residents with two homes in the state to register to vote at their *other* address, especially if those 2nd homes are in more conservative districts.

          "Even if it “feels weird” or people are invested in politics at home, MoveIndigo needs “all hands on deck in the most competitive districts,” according to a letter received by NYC residents.

          Though legal, “residence hopping” can compromise “trust and integrity in elections,” according to Brian Browne, an adjunct political science professor at St. John’s University.
          It gives “an unfair advantage to voters with more mobility, money and motivation” — especially in a close election, he added.

          A Manhattan voter who recently received the letter was disturbed by it. “The idea that weekenders could go influence an election is morally reprehensible,” she told The Post.

          Democrats can even vote for City Council and then re-register for federal elections, MoveIndigo noted.

          https://dcnydems.org/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/2ndHomeOwner.pdf

          "Second homeowners have a major stake in the rural communities where they maintain a home,
          but most have no say in how their tax dollars are being spent, or in decisions that will affect the
          future of their community for years to come. In swing districts, dual resident voters can
          determine the outcome of congressional elections. "

          1. Red Rocks White Privilege   10 months ago

            Meanwhile, NY Democrats are encouraging NYC residents with two homes in the state to register to vote at their *other* address, especially if those 2nd homes are in more conservative districts.

            Simply more evidence that places like NYC and Chicago need to be their own city-state so the rest of the state can be left in peace from these freaks.

        3. LIBtranslator   10 months ago

          Translation: WAAAAAAH!

          1. Truthfulness   10 months ago

            You do not believe in fair elections.

  53. Brandybuck   10 months ago

    Midwest proggies are weird. Not as weird was West Cost proggies, but still weird. And of course not as weird as JD Vance.

    Still, it's weird when you have a state full of duck hunters who are all pro gun control. How does that work?

    1. Mike Parsons   10 months ago

      "And of course not as weird as JD Vance."

      LOL, not a dem NPC everybody

    2. Zeb   10 months ago

      What's so weird about Vance? I don't know a lot about him, but he doesn't seem particularly weird as far as I've seen.

      1. Mike Parsons   10 months ago

        Brandy just doing the normal "check out how well propaganda works!" routine and representing the mindless headline reading sheep for us.

        1. Zeb   10 months ago

          I still want to know what's supposed to be so weird. In my mind "weird" is a neutral descriptor, so I don't know what I'm supposed to make of it (according to people throwing "weird" around).

          1. Mike Parsons   10 months ago

            "I still want to know what’s supposed to be so weird. "

            What it boils down, is similar to some memes the Desantis campaign got way too into when catering to the "very online", this was kind of the mirror image of that.

            The couch fucking joke was all over the internet, and they didn't want to directly say that on the major networks, so they were doing the "that guy is just weird" *wink wink* euphemism referring mainly to that.

            Then they tried extrapolating that out, as they really felt the power of 1000 mean girls behind them, living out the lives they wanted to in high school, and applied it to literally everything as a sort of branding. "Isnt small govt WEIRD?! Isnt skepticism of vaccines WEIRD?! Isnt it WEIRD to object to abortion up until the moment of birth?!?! Thats so cringe and WEIRD!!"

            What it really comes down to is a proxy for the online culture war. This is the Disney playbook of shoving LGBTQ deviancy in your face, and then when there is any pushback its the "Weird, incel, chuds" that have a problem.

            The problem they are having with the weird label, is it is pretty much 100% based on the couch fucking thing, which was a made up Twitter joke.

      2. ducksalad   10 months ago

        I agree that “weird” doesn’t stick.

        But you nailed the issue: “I don’t know a lot about him.”. He’s changed his positions so dramatically and recently that it’s not clear what he really believes. (Unlike Walz whose faults are known and obvious.)

        Also, maybe the photos are cherrypicked by the media, but there’s a bit of a zealot look in his eyes that reminds me of David Hogg. And I despise David Hogg.

        1. Mother's Lament   10 months ago

          There's only a book and a movie, and the essay's he wrote, and endless interviews and podcasts.

          1. ducksalad   10 months ago

            Yeah, and quite a bit of that stuff contradicts what he's saying now.

            Most notably his opinion of Trump himself.

            1. Red Rocks White Privilege   10 months ago

              If Vance wanted a future in the GOP, crapping on Trump wasn't the path to tread, especially given his working class background. Those are the people who are Trump's biggest supporters, and he'd be seen as a traitor to his class and his history.

            2. Mother's Lament   10 months ago

              Half the stuff I said ten years ago contradicts what I’m saying now. That was before I found out that what I dismissed as crazy conspiracy theories were actually crazy conspiracy facts. Ten years ago I still trusted institutions, courts, big pharma, corporations and the police. Ten years ago I thought most people had good intentions and that disagreements were caused by a lack of understanding. Ten years ago I thought Davos was a great idea for movers and shakers to share ideas.

              If anyone hasn’t changed many of their opinions from a decade ago, they were either remarkably prescient or are now remarkably naïve.

              What’s important is sticking to their principles, not their worldview.

              1. chemjeff radical individualist   10 months ago

                So you swallowed a bunch of conspiracy garbage from the Internet and now want to burn the place down. How pleasant.

                1. EISTAU Gree-Vance   10 months ago

                  Lol. Where did covid come from, Jeff?

                  You’re an idiot.

    3. LIBtranslator   10 months ago

      How indeed... (slaps ear, ducks behind podium)

      1. Truthfulness   10 months ago

        Wrong answer. You and Brandybuck need to read the 2nd Amendment!

  54. JohnZ   10 months ago

    Tim who?

  55. Rick James   10 months ago

    Headline I just saw in corporate news: Tim Walz is a great strategic VP pick for Dems, political expert says

    You literally can't make this up.

    1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   10 months ago

      But they can.

    2. LIBtranslator   10 months ago

      Looters make it up all teh time: Marryjewwanna makes your chromiums mutate, says expert Creation Scientist. Gasoline cars will cause Sharknado Warmunism to fry and bite everyone, says unamed scientist impersonator. Looters know nothing else, because the stuff works on THEM!

      1. Truthfulness   10 months ago

        We get it, you're an antisemite.

  56. JFree   10 months ago

    Tim Walz is the dad an entire generation wish they had instead of the one they lost to Fox News….Embracing a more moderate swing-stater like Pennsylvania Gov. Josh Shapiro might have been a more pragmatic choice.

    This is a nonsense framing. Moderates are never ‘attack dogs’ (because they are not interested in ‘making enemies’ of the other side of DeRp) and that is the primary role of the Veep as candidate. Further – policy ‘moderates’ deliver almost exactly zero votes because a)there really aren’t many swing voters anyway and b)they don’t ‘swing’ based on policy wonkery.

    What a candidate (Vp or Prez) CAN do is motivate enthusiasm. That is the big change for D’s once Biden dropped out. D's are more likely to vote now. I saw almost exactly zero enthusiasm in anything I read about Shapiro from anyone. The writers here who wrote something positive about Shapiro (Soave and Wolfe) didn’t ‘enthuse’ at all. They simply repeated talking points that were issued by some journalists candidate talking points list. Same with the R commenters here who spoke about why D’s would be stupid/antisemitic if they didn’t choose Shapiro. And there was precisely zero anything written by influencers or others who are spouting their own opinions.

    The enthusiasm I have seen on some social media for Walz is real. And yes it looks exactly like younguns who think of Walz as some alt-dad. May be silly – but they are posting online, doing their influencing among their peer group, etc. There is a very easy way to measure whether their impact is real or just media astroturfing. How many volunteers have joined and/or will join the Harris campaign in the next week or three before the DNC? What states will they work in and what will they be doing?

    THAT is what changes elections in swing states. If the media never covers that story, it is because the political media is purely an instrument/intermediary of wholesale (ad/consultant/donor) politics. They mostly don’t even know what retail politics is. But it is the lack of retail politics that lost Hilary the Rust Belt. And it is lack of retail politics that lost Donald 2020 because his sole focus on ‘retaiil politics’ was to challenge the 2020 outcome not to gotv for the election.

    1. Chuck P. (The Artist formerly known as CTSP)   10 months ago

      The enthusiasm I have seen on some social media for Walz is real.

      We know they are paying shills to post on social media. Please tell me you got more than $0.50.

      1. JFree   10 months ago

        If they are paid shills, then they won’t be generating any campaign volunteers will they. As I said – that is the real metric of whether its real or not. Your hints that nothing is real is more likely to be paid shilling since the only desired outcome you seem to want is for nobody to do anything until they find a source of info that is acceptable to you.

        1. Chuck P. (The Artist formerly known as CTSP)   10 months ago

          Huh? I wasn't implying that some hypothetical people in some media stream you didn't link were shills, I was implying that you yourself are one and that you should not be trusted to report accurately on anything you may have seen, even if you are being honest about watching it.

          Now that I had to explain, I am hoping that you didn't get more than $0.50. If you did, you didn't earn it.

          1. JFree   10 months ago

            Well you can certainly request a refund. Just send an email to refund@50cent.gov

            You will need to explain to them why you aren't worth a full 50c response.

  57. Uncle Jay   10 months ago

    It should come as no surprise the democrats picked someone weird like Tampon Tim for VP.
    He put tampons in boys bathrooms thinking boys have menstrual cycles.
    This is true because it's just too surreal not to be true.

    1. JFree   10 months ago

      The legislation put free menstrual products in all bathrooms in K-12. Yes no surprise R’s wanted to specify ‘female restrooms’ in the legislation – but that failed – on a bipartisan basis. It was some R’s who wanted to turn it into a trans/woke issue. Apparently to protect the snowflakes in boy’s bathrooms from seeing menstrual products.

      Yes – you people are fucking weird. Every fucking thing in the world is a culture war issue to you assclowns.

      1. JFree   10 months ago

        Oh - and the 75 year old R legislator who proposed the 'female restrooms' amendment that got voted down ended up voting for the legislation after he talked to his wife and daughters

      2. EISTAU Gree-Vance   10 months ago

        Yeah j, it’s a wonder how we all got by all these years without tampons in the boys restrooms.

        You’re a fucking idiot.

  58. Its_Not_Inevitable   10 months ago

    "The Biden administration has decided to phase out single-use plastic cutlery across all federal government departments and buildings, as if this is the thing that will save the environment."

    I dunno, givermint's pretty big.

  59. FamousOgre   10 months ago

    Tim Walz IS my dad, and this entire comment section is very hurtful.

    1. JohnZ   10 months ago

      Tough shit.

    2. Red Rocks White Privilege   10 months ago

      Stick around, you ain't seen nothing yet.

    3. EISTAU Gree-Vance   10 months ago

      He’s weird.

  60. LIBtranslator   10 months ago

    Oh loook... Squeaky Fromme Lizard wants to hiss at Libertarian and Dem candidates in a desperate Hail Mary pass to help erect Donald Drumpf. This Axis Sally infiltraitor would be happier at Xitter or maybe Rumble.

    1. Truthfulness   10 months ago

      That's because the Libertarian and Democratic candidates do not believe in universal human rights, only selective ones. "Drumpf" is more consistent at promoting that.

      Don't defend Tim Walz ever again.

  61. Eric Summers   10 months ago

    He is obviously very left, but I’d love to hear a libertarian take on his criminal justice reform and immigration policies. They seem to be areas of particular interest to him and likely areas he may be tasked with as vice president.

    1. Michael Ejercito   10 months ago

      He supports an assault weapons ban.

  62. XM   10 months ago

    I'm Asian. He's not MY dad. The democrat party can shove their midwestern white values down someone else's throat. If a man of color deserted his unit right before deployment, all these midwestern whites would have lynched him.

    What is with the democrat party's fetish with old white men? Isn't that supposed to be a GOP thing?

    1. Cloudbuster   10 months ago

      Go back to Asia, then you won't have to deal with old White men.

  63. Cloudbuster   10 months ago

    This is insulting. Dressing that socialist shit up in a Carhartt doesn't fool any actual working men.

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