Cops Threaten To Take Kids From Family Terrorized by Anti-Christian Reddit Group
Online trolls weaponized child protective services against J.D. and Britney Lott and their eight children.

J.D. Lott and his wife Britney were eating lunch with their eight kids on April 30 when he missed a call on his cellphone. The family was three years into a cross-country, homeschooling, Instagram-documented road trip in a bus they refashioned into an RV. A day earlier they had been staying at a Florida campground. The next day, they were in Georgia on their way to meet friends—or so they thought.
Half an hour later, the missed caller sent a text saying that they were from the Department of Children and Families (DCF) in Florida. It continued: "Please respond we need to follow up and verify the children are safe. If we cannot complete this we will have to see an Order To Take Into Custody which is enforceable nationwide. Please work with us so we do not have to do that. Thank you."
A nationwide manhunt? With the possibility of having their children taken away?
"It's like a knife to the heart," J.D. Lott tells Reason.
The Lotts quickly pieced together what was happening: Online trolls had figured out how to weaponize child protective services.

The Lotts' Instagram account, @AmericanFamilyRoadTrip, has over half a million followers. On Reddit there's a group, FundieSnarkUncensored, that makes fun of people it believes are Christian Fundamentalists. The Lotts are often the target of the group's criticisms. Lately, the snark had been getting darker.
When Britney had her eighth child, Boone, two weeks earlier and posted a video with him, the Reddit group started armchair diagnosing him. They said the healthy newborn had "severe sunburn," "was lethargic," and had "jaundice."
Participants on the Reddit group whipped themselves into a frenzy, convinced that Boone was in grave danger and his parents were to blame. They used a screenshot of a video the Lotts had posted from their Florida campground stay to geolocate the family. Then someone called the local Florida DCF office and repeated, verbatim, the accusations posted on Reddit: The newborn was sunburnt, lethargic, and jaundiced.
A county caseworker drove to the campground and was upset the family wasn't there. She reached the Lotts using a phone number the campground supplied, and J.D. Lott explained the strange situation to her.
"We have a group of people on Reddit that we've discovered are dedicated to defaming us," he said.
The caseworker seemed to take this all in, and the Lotts, though shaken, thought everything was fine—until another call came in at lunchtime.
A supervisor at the DCF office decided the case was critical. According to J.D. Lott, he threatened to issue a nationwide order to take the kids into custody.
"We have you in our system, and you have to report by the close of day," said the supervisor, according to J.D. Lott. "And if you don't tell me when you are going to meet with me, we're going to consider you on the run."
At that point, J.D. Lott asked if he could get back to the supervisor before the end of the business day. The supervisor said OK. Britney Lott decided to call her relatives in Texas, telling them to pack their bags and book a flight to Georgia. If the authorities were going to take the kids, she wanted her relatives on hand to assume custody.
Meanwhile, Lott called the Family Freedom Project (FFP), a Texas nonprofit that helps families wrongly accused of abuse by child services.
"We were trying to scramble to find an attorney in Florida who could clear their entire work day and solve this emergency in the space of a couple hours," says Jeremy Newman, the FFP's vice president for policy and engagement. "So I started calling all the different attorney networks I knew."
The lawyer he found agreed with the Lotts' desire to have a professional doctor conduct the investigation. A nearby hospital was located and DCF agreed to have the child welfare evaluation take place there. As soon as the Lotts pulled into the parking lot, a cop car pulled in behind them, lights flashing.
A doctor at the hospital took a look at baby Boone and determined that he did not have jaundice, severe sunburn, or lethargy. The other seven children were examined and found to be in good health as well. The doctor informed the family that the cops would not be taking the kids. The police officer also tried to defuse the tension by giving the little ones a tour of his vehicle and handing out stickers.
But when the state threatens to take away your kids, it's not exactly no harm, no foul, sorry for the inconvenience. The experience still gives some of the kids nightmares, the Lotts said.
That's why they have decided to go public with this case. They realize many people don't have the family and legal support that they enjoyed. The Family Freedom Project in Texas—and other organizations, including the Texas Public Policy Foundation and Let Grow—have worked to narrow the neglect laws in Texas so that fewer families are subject to such investigations and fewer children are placed in foster care.
The Lotts would like to see that happen across the country. They would also like to see anyone who weaponizes child services to be held criminally accountable.
"The government has such loose standards that they let people weaponize them," says J.D. Lott. "There needs to be some moderating force."
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There is only one cure for this nonsense: personal responsibility. Charge those reddit snipes with perjury, fraud, assault, whatever legal charges are possible. Charge those government flunkies with dereliction of duty. Child abuse, child endangerment, anything to put some skin in the game.
Otherwise they will keep doing this nonsense because there is no downside.
All you’ll get out of the CPS is a “don’t do it again”.
The government won't do a thing. The only answer I can see is to start doxxing and cancel culturing them.
Are you ready for no more internet anonymity?
First: Do you really think the NSA reads all internet traffic for no reason?
Second: You don't have to break anonymity in general to trace a few bad eggs.
I'm ready for no anonymity for people filing false reports with law enforcement agencies.
If you're going to accuse someone, you should be identified. At least to the agency. If confidentiality is required, so be it, but the instant it's found out you're just an internet troll swatting someone, that veil is lifted.
The right to face one’s accusers is a constitutional right, is it not?
Sure is.
Always bugged me with things like traffic cameras, where you get fined for a photograph because you own the car, not because you have an accuser you can face in court.
I'm sure you can guess my ire over something like swatting, where a warrant goes out based on an anonymous accuser.
I got a notice for speeding by a traffic camera. When I requested a Court date they had no idea how to set it up. I called the Magistrate for the area where I got the ticket and set a date. When I got there I showed the Magistrate the photo and said that if he could tell me which car in the picture was speeding and which car was mine, I'd plead no contest. There was six cars in the picture. He dismissed the ticket. Later I found that the Camera Company sent a ticket to all six cars.
And I think this is why speed cameras aren't as big of a thing here as in some countries. From what I hear, if you go to court, tickets from automatic systems almost never hold up.
See something, say something?
Someone needs to put the 4Chan Army on those Reddit asshats, identify them and get police involved. Those clowns from Florida CPS also need to be investigated for stupidity
Targeting ordinary families like this is par for the course for the Jeff and Buttplug Anti-Plebian Hate Crew.
It looks like they're physically attacking Trump supporters now too.
Elderly Trump Supporter In Critical Condition After ‘Politically Motivated’ Attack, Police Say
8 kids to a normal, healthy family. No wonder Progressives are worried. Some of them understand the long-term impact of geometrical growth rates.
What do you think the odds ar Ethan Shrike is pleasuring himself to the phot of all those children?
2019 a local elderly man was assaulted because he wore a red baseball cap. One of the local College Clowns thought it was a MAGA hat and tried to grab it off of the man's head. He knocked the man over resulting in a broken Femur and Hip. It wasn't a MAGA hat, it was a U.S. Marine Corps. Association hat. The local DA refused to press charges and even made a snide remark about how the man should have known better than to wear a red cap.
About a week or so ago there was a big dustup on X (nee Twitter) about Libs of TikTok targeting some woman making a joke about the attempted assassination of Trump (the woman got fired from Home Depot). I was inclined to agree with the distaste for it. But, I have to admit, this story is a good reminder why maybe I shouldn't be too concerned about getting our hands dirty. Getting someone's kids taken away because you disagree with their religious faith? What kind of gaggle of sick f**ks can bring themselves to do such a thing? Frankly, if the Libs of TikTok lady wants to start ruining their lives, I won't lose a wink of sleep at night.
And always remember to remind everyone that LoT posts original videos, it does not create mocking content.
Hell we had a woman who worked for the County Children and Youth Services get a baby removed from it's Mother because of a disagreement they had when they were in High School. This is the same area where babied have been removed their Mother's because of a false positive on a drug test caused by eating poppy seed pastries.
I still think it was shitty to get the woman fired. What she did was harmless. This is way different as it caused actual harm and could have caused a lot more.
Religious wackos like this need to have their children removed for the safety and future of the children.
Okay. Just one caveat. If the kids turn out to be healthy and well cared for (as in this case), each of the trolls setting up the lynch mob get a public flogging of no less than ten lashes. Because the sort of person who arrogates themselves the authority to decide who should and shouldn't be allowed to care for their own children really should get to feel the consequence of their own stupidity on their backs.
Yeah. It's fucking horrible.
The family was three years into a cross-country, home-schooling, Instagram-documented road trip in a bus they refashioned into an RV. A day earlier they had been staying at a Florida campground. The next day, they were in Georgia on their way to meet friends—or so they thought.
Seriously though, Reddit-tier anti-theists are probably the creepiest cult there is.
Doing that should be a federal offense. How about wire fraud, with the fraud against the government (CPS).
That's your libertarian response?
Fraud is generally considered a NAP violation.
Lol, fucking wut?
I don't think it's as lulz as you are first assuming.
Wire fraud because someone is out of jurisdiction, a Florida CPS drone after a family in Georgia. And because "you have to respond in x minutes or you'll have your children taken away" messages on the phone, is based on fraudulent information.
That was my take, at least.
Seriously, if I got a text message like that I would 100% assume it was a typical scam call from someone who wanted me to send them money on a Steam giftcard, reported it as Spam, and blocked the number. That's literally the MO of the scammers -- "we're from the IRS and if you don't make a payment today we'll freeze your bank account" or some shit like that.
Please provide your address and phone so authorities can coordinate with you on your fabulous plan.
Marxist wackos like you need to be burned at the stake for the safety and future of America.
This post is so outrageous that I thought surely, it is sarcasm...but it appears not. I can only imagine the world you want to live in.
Someone needs to contact DeSantis about this.
Remember when humans were still semi-civilized apes living in small bands? Remember when the tribe always contained a few assholes? And remember how we threw them off the cliff when they got out of control?
And the great part of it was you didn't really need to throw too many arseholes off the cliff. Just one or two sent the message loud and clear.
That is literally never how it has worked. The assholes have always thrown the most mild and defenseless sots off the cliff.
Watch a band of our closest relatives, chimpanzees; I believe this will confirm your impression that the assholes rule, and that nice apes finish last.
This is literally the purpose of good government, to reduce the amount of power assholes can accrue to themselves by protecting the rights of individuals.
No.
So they are not even Florida citizens? How does Florida have any jurisdiction? How does an overreaching local government have the authority to issue a nationwide hostage-taking order?
What do you mean? They're from the government, and they're here to help. They only need their own permission. For the children. How else will they acquire children?
Eh… I checked this one out and something is off. Don’t dismiss the possibility that this itinerant family is posing for clicks and grifts. And besides the remedy proposed here…
The Lotts would like to see that happen across the country. They would also like to see anyone who weaponizes child services to be held criminally accountable.
"The government has such loose standards that they let people weaponize them," says J.D. Lott. "There needs to be some moderating force."
…Smacks of cancel culture. Nothing wrong with aggressively condemning untoward religiosity.
That's a pretty ... disjointed ... response. Care to try again, in English?
Fuck off, Buttplug. You’re just pissed you can’t get your paws on their children.
There’s no evidence that redditors caused the Florida office to intervene. Here:
Then *someone* called the local Florida DCF office
That doesn’t mean that “online trolls” made the call. That word “someone” is doing a lot of heavy lifting.
I’m against government goons harassing parents, but I also am fully aware that grifters— particularly those of a religious persuasion— are perfectly adept at getting morons to gofundme their perpetual vacay.
repeated, verbatim, the accusations posted on Reddit: The newborn was sunburnt, lethargic, and jaundiced.
Wacky coincidence. Go ahead, stick with the religion bashing.
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Check out the riot that just happened in Leeds. Yeah, not a local story. They were removing children from a home and the neighborhood wasn't having it.
Britain is even more fucked up than the US.
We can fuck up the WEF more than most places.
Meanwhile in Rotherham...
Nothing happened there!
Because if it did, we'd have been racist for noticing.
In that case one of the kids fell (or was thrown) out a window and had a broken skull
“It’s horrible that CPS is weaponized against a family on our team!”
also:
“Let’s use CPS against families on the other team!”
[Godwin edit]
How is that possible though? Most people on the left don't seem to have kids, unless they are super rich.
Maybe calling animal control on their cats...
Most people on the left don’t seem to have kids,
Apparently, someone on the FundieSnarkUncensored subreddit thinks the kids are blind because *they* don't consistently look at the camera.
Which is more of a "I need to touch grass." message than any serious diagnosis.
Fuck you lying fatjeff collectivist.
They would also like to see anyone who weaponizes child services to be held criminally accountable.
Where the did you get that fucking awful take from?
Let's be honest—having 8 kids is a red flag for mental illness.
AFAICT, the ability to have one kid is a red flag for mental illness and J.D. is a perfectly healthy adult human male.
That's basically the norm in Niger, where an AVERAGE woman gives birth to 6.75 babies in her lifetime.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_total_fertility_rate
Idiocracy takes on a decidedly less smug, humorous tone when it’s the African Christian Tribal Zealots that out reproduce both Western Rednecks and The Self-righteous Leftist Elite.
But, of course, that narrative puts you in league with evil repugnant racists like Jean Raspail and doesn’t allow you to pretend like you transcend biology and dunk on those backwards idiots in Appalachia with 8 kids who just want to be left alone.
Niger is 99.3% Muslim.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Niger#Religion
And Africa is 49% Christian, 42% Muslim… 65/30 if you limit it so Sub-Saharan Africa. If you think the point of my post was lamenting a/the rise of Christianity or which specific religious sect would come to dominate, you are mistaken.
CPS is one of the government agencies in every state that have people overwhelmed with their own importance and ready to be large and in charge.
Provide any person or agency with enough authority, and it will be misused.
OK, I LOLed at the FundieSnarkUncensored forum in a “Just take an overview.” fashion, when I saw that, apparently, they’re charting many of these families several generations deep in a hilariously ‘updated for the modern era’ version of ‘the begats’.
[Raises fist] We’ll show those Adams who begat Seths who begat Enos who begat Canains who begat Mahalaleels who begat Jareds who begat Enochs who begat Methuselas who begat Lamechs who begat Noahs… we’ll show them all!
This is like a bomb threat - it has to be taken seriously until proven otherwise - but yes, the people who "phoned in" the accusation should be held accountable if indeed they made the phone call out of malice.
That said - if a child actually looks to be in distress or injured in a photo, what is the public supposed to do? NOT say anything? Surely THAT option is not acceptable. Hence we use the system we have - and professionals are called to make a reasoned evaluation.
Someone have a better idea?
Someone have a better idea?
Yeah—mind your own business if you don't have any facts. "Looks to be" is not enough to butt in and traumatize a family.
Here's the obvious answer - get off social media!
"We have you in our system"
Scarier words have been never spoken; CPS is notorious for the cart blanche they can get from judges. You can be in jail and your kids taken to who knows where for very little actual facts / evidence. And once in .... you never get out of "the system". They can show up arbitrarily later for "inspections" whenever they get an itch to do so.
Come on, the person is probably a fully tenured professor at a top ten university (in their department diversity studies)
Flagged and muted. Buh-bye, loser.