Fireworks in Tehran
Plus: OpenAI vs. ScarJo, Putin vs. Xi, and more...

What happens next in Iran? Yesterday, I reported on the death of Iran's Foreign Minister Hossein Amir Abdollahian and President Ebrahim Raisi—seen as the likely successor to Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, who is 85—in a helicopter crash near the border with Azerbaijan. Some of Tehran's residents, who live in opposition to the regime, celebrated with fireworks in the streets.
Raisi's rival for succession had, up until the president's death this past weekend, been Mojtaba Khamenei, the ayatollah's 55-year-old son.
This presents a bit of a crisis domestically. "With previous supreme leaders arguing that hereditary rule under the shah was illegitimate, 'they would be hard-pressed to sell hereditary leadership to the Iranian people now,'" Shay Khatiri, senior fellow at the Yorktown Institute, told The New York Times. In other words, the fact that Mojtaba is Ayatollah Khamenei's son is going to look mighty bad if he is indeed picked to be Raisi's successor.
But it's not like Raisi (nicknamed the "butcher of Tehran" for his role in ordering executions following the Iran-Iraq war) had been a shoo-in: a notoriously uncharismatic man, who was perceived as merely a foot soldier of the ayatollah, was not particularly effective except insofar as he allowed the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps lots of leeway to do whatever they wanted.
New presidential elections will take place at the end of June. If past elections, in which the ayatollah has put his thumb on the scale to disqualify certain candidates (80 percent of candidates in a 2016 election and 50 percent in a 2020 election), are any indication, these one will be a sham, too.
It's worth noting that the helicopter accident really does look like an accident. But also, Iran has quite a history of tech malfunctions that take powerful people out. "In previous years, at least two cabinet ministers and two leading military commanders have died in similar crashes," writes Arash Azizi at The Atlantic, adding that "suspicions will inevitably surround the crash" and for good reason: "Air incidents that killed high political officials in Northern Rhodesia (1961), China (1971), Pakistan (1988), and Poland (2010) are still often subject to speculation."
Scenes from New York: The fascinating tale of why many of the Chasidic wives of New York City and Rockland County are on a sex strike right now.
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- "For more than two decades, through two wars and domestic upheaval, the idea that al-Qaeda acted alone on 9/11 has been the basis of U.S. policy," write Daniel Benjamin and Steven Simon for The Atlantic. "A blue-ribbon commission concluded that Osama bin Laden had pioneered a new kind of terrorist group—combining superior technological know-how, extensive resources, and a worldwide network so well coordinated that it could carry out operations of unprecedented magnitude. This vanguard of jihad, it seemed, was the first nonstate actor that rivaled nation-states in the damage it could wreak. That assessment now appears wrong."
- "Two years ago, Moscow was so confident of the world's hunger for its methane that it dumped its largest customer, the European Union, to pursue its invasion of Ukraine," reports Bloomberg. "Putin felt he could afford to be so reckless because a new buyer was waiting in the wings: China."
- "Actress Scarlett Johansson is threatening legal action against OpenAI for copying her voice for its latest AI model, accessible through ChatGPT," reports The Washington Post. Johansson "claimed that she received an offer from OpenAI CEO Sam Altman in September to be the voice of its AI system," most likely due to the fact that she played the titular character in the AI-oriented movie Her, but she said no to Altman. Johansson is alleging that Altman went ahead and did it anyways—a theory which may be bolstered by Altman's recent cryptic tweet.
- I am 28 years old, but apparently very ancient, because this trend of sharing your location-tracking with basically everyone you've ever met sounds very foreign and bad to me.
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The United States national debt is currently at $34,754,944,608,787.
Source: USdebtclock.org
In 1973 when Joe Biden first took federal office in the US senate, the national debt was $458,000,000,000.
Source: thebalancemoney.com
Debt is transitory.
It’s only numbers on a piece of paper.
One man's debt is another man's asset. All you need to do is flip the chart upside down to know we're doing the right thing.
Inflation is profit!
We are all going to be millionaires!
I can't wait for the $100 bill toss to replace the dime toss at my local fair.
Wheelbarrows in $100 bills for a funnel cake.
"Elephant ears are now the size of rat ears... I call this shrinkflation. The carnies think you're too stupid to notice..." -The President of the United States
>>It’s only numbers on a piece of paper.
aren't we all?
Are you suggesting the debt may soon identify as assets?
If it does, you will have to respect it.
Not just respect it, but celebrate and loudly affirm it.
https://www.cnbc.com/2024/03/01/the-us-national-debt-is-rising-by-1-trillion-about-every-100-days.html
Only 1T every 100 days.
Time to start minting those $1T coins.
Balanced budgets are racist.
White supremacy.
We’re doomed.
After allowing the Prosecution to move far past his "guardrails" and introduce prejudicial testimony, Merchan erupts with first Defense witness, sustaining objections before a question was even asked. Long winded elaboration was allowed with Stormy but not Costello.
Costello’s reactions of exasperation at Merchan had been prompted by the judge sustaining repeated objections from the prosecution. Merchan also at one point admonished Costello for elaborating too much in his responses and struck some of them from the record.
The prosecution even argued the defense wasn't allowed to counter Cohen testimony.
Bove told Merchan he wanted Costello to have an opportunity to dispute this point, but prosecutors claimed that a witness attempting to discredit another witness was against the rules, and they objected to Costello testifying at all.
This ended with Merchan clearing the court room despite not doing so with the prejudicial testimony of Stormy Daniels.
https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/3010793/trump-trial-merchan-and-defense-witness-clash-amid-judges-question-limitations/
The defense ended up also not calling Brad Smith as a witness, former FEC Chairman, who wished to testify on the law and the difference between personal and campaign expenditures. Since this would help the defense, Merchan disallowed 99% of his testimony so the defense never called him. Here is what he would have said.
https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/daily-memo/3011093/brad-smith-what-i-would-have-told-trump-jury/
Still should have called him, imho. Make the judge continue to look like a hack.
That dude needs to be feed feet first into a woodchipper.
That's a description of a bribed judge if ever I heard one.
IDK, even a bribed judge would be leery of sustaining objections without questions. If the grift is too obvious on appeal, you'll wind up looking like you fleeced someone and could find yourself at the bottom of a nearby body of water.
They won't be as crass as to give him cash right off the bat.
There will be a big book deal, and speaking engagements, offers to sit on boards and join quangos, a house in the Hamptons will come up for cheap or maybe a cottage in Martha's Vineyard.
I'm sure he can see it all now; the man who slew the Trumpian dragon, feted and adored.
Expensive works of art are common money-laundering devices, too. Watch for that.
He probably already has a closet full of Hunter Biden masterpieces.
No need to bribe someone who is ideologically captured.
Got the trial on now and Merchan hasn't let up. He clearly doesn't give a shit about being chastised on appeal. He wants a conviction at any cost. But this jury is not sequestered and the coverage is pretty hard to escape. I'm going out on a limb and predicting a quick hung jury with Merchan forcing them to go back and deliberate for days.
It will depend on if the 2 lawyers selected for the jury are honest or activists. If activists they could lead the jury to a quick guilty ruling despite the prosecution not proving any element of their case.
JesseAZ, I expect a quick guilty verdict
It's Trump. At least some of the jury would vote to convict even if he was accused of murdering someone who was standing right in front of them. Facts don't matter with this man anymore.
Our best hope is for a hung jury. Just one person saying "I still don't know what crime actually happened and where the law was actually broken".
Instead of a hung jury, there needs to be a hung judge and a hung procecuters, and hang the judges cunt daughter too
That’s how it will play out. Then someone will shoot that juror.
They'll commit suicide or get killed in a mugging where their wallet was never stolen.
They'll shoot themselves in the back of the head, twice.
Goddamn, this sham of a trial might even make Mao blush with embarrassment.
It is amusing that the only proven crime was done by the state's star witness.
Merchan, if NY was a competently and ethically run state, would have been disbarred by now.
Merchan, like many democrats, belongs in prison.
A blue-ribbon commission concluded that Osama bin Laden had pioneered a new kind of terrorist group—combining superior technological know-how...
His computer had Counterstrike and Anime movies, after all!
But did he log more time in Counterstrike as the terrorists or the counter-terrorists?
Did someone say anonymous, faceless commission?
Democrats in 2024 races upset they keep getting linked to Biden.
https://www.politico.com/live-updates/2024/05/20/congress/vulnerable-senate-democrats-big-hurdle-biden-gop-00158851
Hell no’: Endangered Senate Dems chafe at relentless GOP drive to tie them to Biden
I've been noticing Democrat candidates talking in their ads about stopping crime like they're a bunch of "fascist police state Republicans" all of a sudden, and not even trying to pretend that everything in the Age of Biden is going great.
Apparently no bail for even violent crime is bad.
What crime? According to some of the more treason friendly commenters here, places like NYC are doing just great these days.
"Putin felt he could afford to be so reckless because a new buyer was waiting in the wings: China."
Where is the U.S. going to send its coal now?
North Pole?
Right back atcha, naughty boy.
Actress Scarlett Johansson is threatening legal action against OpenAI for copying her voice for its latest AI model...
Skynet is going to destroy us all because we made it sound like Black Widow.
Just because it sounds like her doesn’t mean it’s her voice.
The sun's getting real low.
Or worse whisper the code to our salvation into one aging comedians ear.
I DON'T KNOW THIS REFERENCE.
He said whisper.
I don't like to voices that are too "real". It's uncanny valley. I prefer the deliberately more robotic ones.
Hawking estate lawsuit incoming.
The obvious choice is Alan Tudyk (Sonny in I,Robot; K-2SO in Rogue One).
He makes for a decent alien too. (Resident Alien)
His Resident Alien voice is great.
He was perfectly cast in Resident Alien. I wonder if they had him in mind when they first created/pitched the show.
Perfectly cast as Steve the Pirate in Dodgeball too.
“Shall we play a game?”
That was a WOPR of a film.
how about a nice game of chess?
No one:
Neocons & Democrats: “Later. Let’s play Global Thermonuclear War.”
Damn straight. Much less unsettling.
my life will never be the same
Still 100x better than the girl "ticktock" voice.
Johansson "claimed that she received an offer from OpenAI CEO Sam Altman in September to be the voice of its AI system," most likely due to the fact that she played the titular character in the AI-oriented movie Her, but she said no to Altman.
"*Huh-huh-huh!*. Hey, Beavis! Liz said 'titular!'. *Uh-huh-huh!*"
"*Heh-heh-heh!*. Yeah-yeah! From The Land of Titicaca, home of Cornholio! *Heh-heh-heh!*"
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But, it giggles.
...this trend of sharing your location-tracking with basically everyone you've ever met sounds very foreign and bad to me.
OK, boomer. Wherever you are.
The fascinating tale of why many of the Chasidic wives of New York City and Rockland County are on a sex strike right now.
I didn't realize that was a c-word now.
Got paywalled, and not willing to put in the effort to get around it.
Is that what he said in New York City and Rockland County?
🙂
😉
Nobody cares what is happening in yankee land.
The 'C' is silent in a lot of Hebrew words, such as "Chanukah" the holiday and "Chaim" the word for "life."
The Palestinians of the Hebrew alphabet.
Are you kidding? It's at the start of the word. It's all we ever see. What do they want, a medal? Oh wait...
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Well, not quite silent. It makes the H crunchier.
Don’t know why this sticks in my brain, but ages ago there was a TV comedy about a deli, I think co-owned/run by a black guy and a Jewish guy. In one scene the black guy comes out of the kitchen and says, “I just created a new invention: the pastrami nugget. I’m going to put six of them in a box with fries and a drink and call it a ‘Chappy Meal!'”
When transliterating Hebrew, you use "ch" to represent the single letter chet, which is pronounced how the Germans pronounce "ch." Not having that sound in English, we simply pronounce (and write it) as an "h."
"A woman withholding sex for crazy political reasons" has always been a c-word.
How am I supposed to care? Stitch it shut permanently - fine with me.
What happens next in Iran?
Iran has a presidential election scheduled for June 28. That is what happens next. The non cherry picked videos shared out of Tehran showed a somber mood without fireworks.
Interestingly, the US puppet regime in Kiev cancelled its elections. Zely’s term of office I believe officially ended yesterday. Seeds for sowing will still be ground and the US taxpayer will still be bilked to fund the bandera oligarchs.
Big Z is just defending democracy by canceling.
So are you saying Iran is somehow better than Ukraine? Or, what's more, that mere elections are an end-all-be-all Summum Bonum?
While I got you here, let me ask what I asked everyone at large but got no answer:
If Ukraine is all eat-up chock-a-block with Neo-Nazis, why, then, aren't the Ukrainian Neo-Nazis there starting a Holocaust 2.0? They have $Billions of Dollars and €Billions of Euros of high-tech weaponry and now on 2 and a half years of fog-of-war to commit a Holocaust, starting in Ukraine and eventually spreading to neighboring nations. So why aren't they doing that and maybe also aiding the Hamas genocidal war against Israel?
Inquiring minds want to know...
Why didn’t the Nazis in Argentina start another holocaust?
Again, there's the matter that Ukraine has $€Billions in weapons and the fog-of-war.
Argentina's Nazi refugees had neither and additionally were hiding from Simon Wiesenthal and Mossad agents hunting their asses down.
So they had other priorities?
Exactly. They were at their best biding time until they could have an opportunity for a comeback of the Reich.
Something like an armed warring Ukraine would be just such an opportunity, but I don't see any Neo-Nazi takers at a chance of committing pogroms against Jews.
You’re a simpleton.
You're being generous.
I'm being precise. He's the definition of a simpleton. He has a very simple understanding of lots of complex issues.
Russia bad. So any discussion that involves Russia requires him to inform you that Russia bad. Simple.
Religion bad. So any discussion that involves religion requires him to inform you that religion bad. Simple.
Religion and Russia...
If people need that obvious information, then they are the simpletons.
You're being generous with your diarrhea of the mouth and keyboard.
Your name-calling makes you a simpleton.
Why don't Palestinian protesrors here kill all the Jews? Doesn't mean there is no antisemitism.
The Pro-Hamas protesters don't (yet?) have arms of any amount...though I think that Jewish students and other people of good will should be armed against these hate mongering nut-jobs on our campuses and in our streets.
Who is claiming every Ukrainian is Nazi? It is one brigade with nazi ties.
Uh, Putin and every Putineer who's apple-polishing for Putin on the InnerToobz.
Can you give the specific citation?
Uh, Nardz, Goldie, Alex Jones, the list is endless.
Have you really looked at the Pro Hamas rioters? Even Mort Goldman could beat their asses.
^^^ handle is lolz
Ukrainian Nazis have been committing genocide on the Russian civilians in Donbas since 2014. It's not a secret.
But what about Ukrainian Jews? Of all peoples the Nazis thought were inferior, Jews were thought to be the ultimate evil and the sole targets for immediate and complete extermination. Everybody else could at least be kept around to do slave labor and be Nazi puppy dogs.
If there is no Ukrainian Holocaust 2.0 at least imminent, then the Neo-Nazi presence in Ukraine can’t be any worse than the Neo-Nazi presence in other nations in Europe or in the U.S.
"the Neo-Nazi presence in Ukraine can’t be any worse than the Neo-Nazi presence in other nations in Europe or in the U.S."
You're saying that as if it were a good thing. Granted, wide spread Nazi influence in the West is a good thing for Israel, but what about the rest of us?
lol, wut?
No Nazi presence is a good thing, but if a nation has as few as we have in the U.S. and if they have no political power and are all as stupid and delusional as you are, then a nation is better off.
Fuck Off, Watermelon Rickshaw Nazi Boy!
Israel is a strategic liability for the US. Yet the entire political establishment is captive to the Israel lobby and supportive of their Nazi agenda - racial/ethnic supremacy, land thieving, war crimes, etc, while the public is increasingly appalled by it.
They’re too busy getting their asses kicked with 40 year old Russian tech?
Uh, no. A lot of that 40-year-old Russian tech is probably still stalled on the road from 2 and a half years ago. And you are further confirmation of my contention about people falsely thinking Ukraine is eat-up with Nazis.
While normally cancelling an election would be terrible, I don't think a legitimate election can be held given that a chunk of the country is in foreign hands, and a substantial remainder would be vulnerable to direct attacks should they gather in a large place for something like a vote. Delaying elections until after the crisis is at least understandable.
Iran may have a fake democracy, but at least they are stable enough to host such a performative act.
They had elections while bombing parts of their own country before Russia invaded.
Shush Zeb, we’re all supposed to pretend that didn’t happen.
US civil war 1.0 included an election. Russia recently held an election.
As for gatherings of people, Moscow isn’t targeting civilians whereas Kiev has been. But they had been doing that since Maidan so not an above-the-fold story.
Putin is not targeting civilians? So Mariupol never existed??
And you still haven't answered my question of whither the Ukrainian Neo-Nazi Holocaust 2.0?
Doesn't Ukraine have universal mail in balloting?
Regarding citizens deciding the course of things, they are mailing it in.
How would one say "Can't vote. Too busy solving problems with bullets." in Ukrainian?
Ya ne hecho svoboda.
We had an election in 1864.
Different time and different scale. The vast majority of the country was perfectly safe from the front lines. The army was days or weeks away at a forced march.
Today? Nowhere can be said to be safe from the front. Ukraine is a much smaller country.
I'm not saying I'm not worried, but if this isn't force majeure, I don't know what is.
Tragic moment teen rapper Rylo Huncho, 17, accidentally shoots himself dead while filming video for social media after pointing gun at his head and pulling trigger
A 17-year-old Virginia rapper made a fatal mistake when he tragically shot himself dead while attempting to film a profane music video for social media last week.
Rylo Huncho was seen on video posted to his Instagram story showing off a handgun, waving the barrel while displaying its built-in green laser sight and flashlight.
He then took control of the grip, appeared to shut off the safety and pointed the gun to his head before saying ‘f*** y’all n****s’ and pulling the trigger.
Uh, I don’t think this was an accident. Dude appears to have live-streamed his own self-deletion.
Was Alec Baldwin producing this video?
With a executive producer credit going to Hillary.
Hillary sees it as one fewer super predator.
Only if he pointed it to the back of his head.
You have a huncho it was intentional?
Am I going to make the same Filter reference on two different stories today? Yes, yes I am.
That's why I say, "Hey man, nice shot. What a good shot, man."
AAAAAAAA MAAAAAAAAAN HAAAAAAAS GUN! HEEEEEEEEY MAAAAAAAAN, HAAAAAAAVE FUUUUUUUUUUUN!
Not enough Diversity, Inclusion, and Equity.
Ya, in what way was this an accident?
Either way, sounds like not a lot lost for society
You mean we lost another potential astronaut who started off as a heart surgeon while making time to be an activist for the cause of social justice?
have we been flooded with pics of him smiling happy in some sort of graduation outfit?
"He loved science and always wanted to help people"
He was a good boy, turning his life around.
And the pics are from 5-6 years ago.
As Bob Ross would say about picture painting: "There are no mistakes, only happy accidents!"
🙂
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Can’t find it on YouTube.
Doing the job racist cops won't do.
Uh, I don’t think this was an accident. Dude appears to have live-streamed his own self-deletion.
Again, anybody got a death certificate or a coroner's report? Because a bunch of shit about this doesn't add up and it's obvious.
He wouldn't be either the first self-deletion or fake self-deletion for attention purposes and the whole VFX/jump scare/cut out TikTok trend is so tired at this point. Agreed, no real loss either way.
https://www.marca.com/en/lifestyle/music/2024/05/20/664b5c0546163fa8908b4768.html
LOL. Dude's so famous that nobody knows who he is:
So somebody whose name we don't know died but their cousin who almost certainly didn't upload the livestream clip set up a GoFundMe for $15K to cover funeral expenses (AFAICT, the dude got to die in a hospital for free).
Are you suggesting that the 17th 10 year old in recorded history to get pregnant just miles from the border in a state that just banned abortion under the exact set of circumstances and turned up at a well known abortion activist doctor's door who gave a speech at an abortion rally one week before, and all this happened within 24 hours of the ban taking place and who was the victim of rape by an untraceable illegal immigrant might be a sus story?
News from Germany is that French religious fascists now shun the AfD for being too overtly Nationalsocialist. The AfD is the nationwide German version of Alabama's Mises Caucus. German spook bureaucracies are investigating and surveilling the AfD with a nod from the courts. Resurrecting Point 8 of Hitler's 1920 Platform was evidently too "extremist" for even the Sons of Vichy to align with. Point 8 would deport girl-bullying jihadists back to Islamic paradises, and appears to be key to AfD popularity.
Negligent discharges while making rap videos seem to be a somewhat common occurrence these days. Retards. If you are using a real gun as a prop at least fucking unload it.
I've seen some faked incidents like this too, but from what I get on a quick search it seems like he actually offed himself.
I’ve seen some faked incidents like this too, but from what I get on a quick search it seems like he actually offed himself.
All the lacking details, including some fairly independent confirmation of "Police in Suffolk, Virginia did not name Huncho but confirmed that a 17-year-old died of an 'accidental self-inflicted gunshot wound' to his head."
Apparently, gotta go to England to find anyone who can journalism worth a damn.
"Some of his songs on the page include 'DOA,' 'la la la,' 'Hellcats SRTs,' 'Money Getta' and 'Bag Talk.'
In 'Money Getta' he raps: 'I feel just like I'm at home/I'm throwing bullets with no f***ing past.'
His Instagram and TikTok videos often contain many of his raps containing violent lyrics
The song 'Getta's' begins with the lyrics: 'B***h I'm toting on my pistol/Never lackin tryna pack em/When I show up couple racks I know this b***h gon let me crack em.'"
"gofumdme to help the young man’s mother lay her only child to rest"
A couple (obvious) thoughts:
- multiple mentions of how distraught his mother is, weird that there wouldn't be any preemptive thoughts to intervene as a parent on this behavior of singing about shooting people and waving around a gun online
- no mention of the father...
Who could have thought this would happen
Um... the producers of Idiocracy?
How unfortunate that Tehran is forced to focus domestically instead of spreading terror throughout the region, right Liz?
With previous supreme leaders arguing that hereditary rule under the shah was illegitimate, 'they would be hard-pressed to sell hereditary leadership to the Iranian people now...
They can sell to their people that teenage rape victims and gays should be put to death. I think they'll get past this.
They will have the cleanest election ever!
Mohammedans have instituted LOTS of mystical monarchies in recent centuries, so I'd be willing to bet they do it again. Lookit homegrown 'Murrican superstitious rednecks rioting against the vote count so as to crown Donnie president-for-life. Let he who among you is without spin cast the first stone at fellow mystics!
I was wondering how we could get from the experience of living in Iran to what it's like to live in Dekalb County. Why, you can't even tell the difference.
Does reason understand that the president of Iran has 0 power?
No
Whaddyatalkinabout? Didn't the last one cure AIDS?
That supposedly "powerless" President slaughtered at least 15,000 dissenters in his career, including 5000 opponents of The Iran-Iraq War. That President also tightened ties of Iran with Russia and Red China. Although ultimate power rests with the Mullahs and Ayatollahs, Raisi did a lot of damage on their behalf. Raisi got a quicker death than he deserved.
"Moscow was so confident of the world's hunger for its methane"..."that it dumped"
"Actress Scarlett Johansson"..."the titular character"
Good liz does phrasing
“Actress Scarlett Johansson”…”the titular character”
Sploosh
Meh.
I heard those two comments in Archer and Pam’s voices respectively.
A veritable pornucopia of double entendres. If she were lez Liz, perhaps even a cunning linguist.
"Air incidents that killed high political officials in Northern Rhodesia (1961), China (1971), Pakistan (1988), and Poland (2010) are still often subject to speculation."
Ron Brown is unable to join the chat.
Ted Stevens also unavailable for comment.
Capt. Skully says those guys are fags,
Never fly Jon Denver airways
Or with a broken leg over a foggy Martha's vineyard.
Or with SRV's helo tours in Wisconsin.
The answer is bloeing in the wind.
That pun was Boeing.
It was put on an airbus.
It was plane as day.
Sorry, Peter, Paul, and Mary. I blew in the wind and never got an answer to anything.
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Yeah. WAPO has been raving about the Alito's upside-down flag for a week. It's apparently treason when Conservatives do it.
weird, because chanting "death to America" and burning the flag is totes cool with their ilk
Did you forget that those are Joe's voters now?
The idiots who call him "Genocide Joe"?
Get your wingnut talking points straight please.
Is he appealing to them for votes or no?
Good to see the resident not a democrat pedophile pipe in to defend him.
And yet they, and you, will still vote for him.
(D)ifferent.
(D)ifferent.
(D)ifferent.
They can and you can't for (R)easons, so be a pRiNciPleD coNsErvAtiVE and spread your cheeks a little wider.
What if you burn it while holding it upside down?
"Two years ago, Moscow was so confident of the world's hunger for its methane that it dumped its largest customer, the European Union, to pursue its invasion of Ukraine," reports Bloomberg. "Putin felt he could afford to be so reckless because a new buyer was waiting in the wings: China."
NATO, Atlantic Council, and Joe promised us Russia was going to be destroyed.
When we turn that corner prosperity is hiding behind the destruction of Russia will be visable on the horizion.
Just two more weeks.
Two weeks to flatten the crimea.
My rockets protect you; your rockets protect me!
We have all gone MAD.
what, me worry?
So prosperity is just beyond the mushroom cloud on the horizon, courtesy of Joe.
Yes, Joe said the ruble would be rubble.
Geez, turns out the transexual diversity state of Oceania isn't the only customer that can buy natural gas from Eurasia.
The creation of a parallel economy is not going to end well for us. We've been leaning too hard on sanctions on too many countries.
Well, to have a parallel economy, the BRICS nations have to have a sound currency and goods and services others want and need to buy. They don't have the former and the world has many other sources for natural resources.
And these nations tend to loot, imprison, murder, and chase off their best and brightest minds that discover new knowledge and create new goods and services.
So far, BRICS is nothing but a BRICS shithouse.
You may be surprised at how dependant the west is on Russia and China for battery resources.
Brazilian oil exports aren’t nothing either.
Russia's so rich in natural resources, the Nuland/Kaganites' white whale for decades has been trying to figure out a way to fully break up Russia into about 40 different states, in order to make it easier to exploit those resources.
As well as uranium, titanium, blamium.
Russia ran out of missiles during the second week of the SMO and soon after began harvesting microchips from washing machines. Last year’s Ukrainian spring offensive (summer offensive? fall offensive? 2024 offensive?) further put them on the ropes.
Things there are fine. The McDonalds replacement (roughly translated to Tasty, That’s It) is offering the same menu items. They also have a new military equipment exhibition in Moscow displaying various western nations’ wunderwaffe. Lavrov continues his world tour of multi-polar cooperation.
Alexandr Dugin and Patriarch Kyrill are the biggest sources of methane in Russia.
Comes right out of their mouths and out the other end with a batch of spoiled Borscht.
Well, how's Red China going to pay for Russia's methane when it's busy spending bad money after good on ghost cities, arms to invade Taiwan, and concentration camps for the Uighurs?
They use the same accounting methods as the US.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13442403/Ben-Affleck-temporarily-insane-wed-Jennifer-Lopez-pushing-divorce-two-year-fever-dream-marriage.html
Ben Affleck 'was "temporarily insane" when he wed Jennifer Lopez and is now pushing for a divorce after two-year "fever dream" marriage'
This isn't Vanity Fair.
It's more of a lesson that even a 50-year-old man can become irrational when it comes to Jennifer Lopez's rockin' body.
I still would.
Wasn’t she with diddy for a while?
Pass. The bitch knows too much. At the very least avoid getting in a helicopter with her.
What is this? People magazine?
Apparently he was hypnotized by her jiggling buttcheeks.
I’m sure it was a nightmare tapping that fine ass.
Nailing the succubus doesn’t seem like such a bad idea at first until you start realizing that it’s draining your life force even more than your balls.
Still, count me in.
Yeah, I wasn’t planning on living forever anyway.
lol this place is always all "don't stick it in crazy" & I'm always all "crazy's a hoot" but now Jenny From the Block rolls up & it's Katie bar the door
I don’t think she’s crazy. I do think she’s extremely high-maintenance, which is to be expected of someone with her social status, but that gets tiring after a while. Especially for a middle-aged man with a 40-plus year acting career that’s still going pretty strong, mainly because there are so few American white guys in the industry anymore that can play masculine roles (usually they have to cast an Australian).
She also seems to get infatuated really easily because she’s a romantic who’s trying to recreate the same feelings that she had for her high school sweetheart, and then starts detaching whenever those feelings don’t emerge.
“The number one reason your girl is pissed the fuck off? Because you ain’t her first choice.”–Chris Rock
fair enough ...
>>Chris Rock
my fave is "What!?! You're stuck on Martin Luther King, Jr. Boulevard? RUN!!"</i?
Count Shep Smith in too, which may seem a little queer given his proclivity:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzV8wrnLfS4
Look at Mister Chi energy here!
🙂
😉
Worth it.
Ever seen a movie called U-turn? Her ass was perfection in that circa 97 or so.
It’s also a fun movie if you like seeing Sean penn get punched in the face. (And I do)
And taco-flavored kisses.
JayLo is Puerto Rican. It is not prudent to equate Puerto Ricans and Mexicans in front of them. As Paul Harvey observed: “It..is…not…one…world!”
It's a south park reference.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQKDlNTEl6w
National Socialist white lambs can't deport puertorriqueños.
many a man has fallen victim to this spell
Thank you US Weekly.
This is Teen Reason, not Teen Vogue.
I could’ve sworn this wasn’t the National Enquirer, but with columns like Sullum’s and ENB’s, one isn’t quite so sure.
Empiring minds want to know.
Are you like Reason Magazine's Perez Hilton?
🙂
😉
If I remember correctly, sarc said that small minds talk about people……
Point to the mean girls.
Isn't temporary insanity pretty much what falling in love is?
aye
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13440089/Jennifer-Garner-saving-ben-affleck-jennifer-lopez-marriage-relapse.html
How Jennifer Garner is DESPERATELY trying to help ex-husband Ben Affleck save his two-year marriage to Jennifer Lopez – as the actresses fear he could relapse over the strain
She seems like a genuinely good person. A rare find. He fucked up when he fucked her over.
Small minds talk about people
Ideas!
Honestly, if his addiction is that bad that another divorce would make him spiral, he should probably just go into rehab. I suspect a lot of that is rooted in his dad being a massive alcoholic, too.
So sarc just posts shit from the gossip page now?
He's been posting Daily Fail stuff here for years. I pull a lot of shit from there, too. It's the World's Greatest Newspaper.
Why to celebrities seem to get all the way to marriage? Date crazy for a little while and then ghost her - like normal people do.
" a notoriously uncharismatic man, who was perceived as merely a foot soldier of the ayatollah, was not particularly effective except insofar as he allowed the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps lots of leeway"
There's been a lot more happening with foreign affairs in Iran recently. I don't know to what extent, if any, the ex-president was responsible, but it seems worth a mention as he passes from the scene.
Growing ties with Russia in their war with Ukraine. Growing ties with Saudi as seen in the meeting in China where diplomatic relations were re-established. Growing ties with US in the recent visit of the CIA chief to Oman to discuss and approve of Iran's retaliation against Israel.
There's also the success of the Houthi's and the US navy's inability to clear the shipping lanes in the Red Sea. Hamas, which continues to fire rockets into Israel, kill IDF soldiers, hold hostages and control Gaza. Also the Party of God in Lebanon, which fires rockets at Israel on a daily basis necessitating large swaths of northern Israel to be evacuated.
What a surprise, misconstrueman, Reason's resident antisemitic POS, weeps for dead Iranian Hamas Homies.
I've got plenty of company in my love of all things Iranian. There's China, Russia, India, Brazil, South Africa. Throw in the Democrats, the mainstream media, American university students including the Jewish ones, and a handful of commenters here at Reason.
I was going to come in here and say something along these lines, but then I thought 'meh', too far.
Yeah, I'm not sure how 'ineffective he was' as Iran has made major strides in relationships with countries that it had previously been antagonistic with has seen its economic influence growing and diplomatic ties strengthening.
I won't say more than that because it's probably an intensely complex picture.
They've been a regional counter-weight to Saudi Arabia for a long time due to sectarian rivalries. One of the main reasons Syria partnered with us in Desert Shield/Desert Storm wasn't out of any moral outrage over Kuwait, but because the Assads have been allies of Iran for many years. Desert Storm was an easy way for them to stick it to Iraq, their mutual antagonist, with the US's blessing.
>>In other words, the fact that Mojtaba is Ayatollah Khamenei's son is going to look mighty bad if he is indeed picked to be Raisi's successor.
whoever's in the middle better look into life insurance
>>nicknamed the "butcher of Tehran" for his role in ordering executions following the Iran-Iraq war
well, really for the personal interview of each person he then condemned to death w/o trial and for then hanging so many people so quickly the trucks couldn't keep up with the dead or so the story goes
hanging so many people so quickly the trucks couldn’t keep up with the dead
Pffft. We had refrigerator trucks outside every hospital for two weeks, you think this scares me?
The fascinating tale of why many of the Chasidic wives of New York City and Rockland County are on a sex strike right now.
Is it really that fascinating? I thought a sex-strike was what we previously called "marriage".
Is it really that fascinating?
I don't think you're considering the full implications of this relative to liberated hookers in Belgium who can only refuse the patriarchy 10 times every 6 mos.
I'm sure it makes people feel special and powerful to withhold sex from their spouses. Probably about as empowering a feeling as their husbands get when they go hook up with some Shiksa.
As those who know me will confirm, I'm not one to bitterly hang on to a minor point, using it as grist to grind in the mill of my mind, but the whole Belgian Sex Werker thing yesterday made me wonder how Beltway Libertarians would react to say, a flyover county clerk whose job it was to certify gay marriages and suddenly decided to exercise her bodily autonomy.
>>this trend of sharing your location-tracking with basically everyone you've ever met
do I have to read it or can the why be easily explained?
It’s trendy!, that’s why.
played the titular character in the AI-oriented movie Her, but she said no to Altman. Johansson is alleging that Altman went ahead and did it anyways—a theory which may be bolstered by Altman's recent cryptic tweet.
And the fact that the voice sounds like Scarlett Johansson.
Would not put it past Altman to a) use her voice anyway and fight it out later, or b) find a willing voice actor who just happens to sound remarkably like ScarJo to provide the phonemes and exemplars.
In b) when ScarJo sues, he can parade out the willing and paid voice actress who can testify that she provided the voice.
They say as much, too...
"In September of 2023, we introduced voice capabilities to give users another way to interact with ChatGPT. Since then, we are encouraged by the way users have responded to the feature and the individual voices. Each of the voices—Breeze, Cove, Ember, Juniper and Sky—are sampled from voice actors we partnered with to create them.
We support the creative community and worked closely with the voice acting industry to ensure we took the right steps to cast ChatGPT’s voices. Each actor receives compensation above top-of-market rates, and this will continue for as long as their voices are used in our products.
We believe that AI voices should not deliberately mimic a celebrity's distinctive voice—Sky’s voice is not an imitation of Scarlett Johansson but belongs to a different professional actress using her own natural speaking voice. To protect their privacy, we cannot share the names of our voice talents.
https://openai.com/index/how-the-voices-for-chatgpt-were-chosen/
I mean, how hard is it to find an actress whose vocal cords have been ravaged by smoking or vaping to provide an AI voice?
Plus, no one gives a crap about her voice. She has two large, pillowy, sumptuous reasons that people went to see her movies. Now she's aging in dog years and Sydney Sweeney is the industry's new waifu.
She's got a nice voice. And voice can be a deal killer for me.
*me watching porn* Wow, she's hot.
*porn star starts talking*
Me: *closes browser* Jesus, that ruined it. If only there were some mute button on these videos.
You listen to porn?
How else is he going to know that she’s the stepmom?
No, have you heard some of these women talk?
>>Actress Scarlett Johansson is threatening legal action against OpenAI for copying her voice
make it say "I am not so 2013!"
"Mr. Altman tear down this wall!"
they should have brought the new generations into the fold & just used the old 411 lady's voice
>>It's worth noting that the helicopter accident really does look like an accident.
two day old news straight out of Tehran? go with it!
Can we convince more people to ride in helicopters? Could we make it mandatory? Attending a climate conference - must travel by helicopter. Traveling as a congress critter to DC from your home state - must be by helicopter.
I lead with "never board a helicopter. ever."
Only if it is a matter of life and death.
Maintenance on you car: 1 man hour per 40 hours of operation.
Maintenance on helicopters (military) 500 man hours per hour of operation.
Well, just fly Osprey instead!!!!
It would be nice if, occasionally, Reason could write a story about AI, since it’s a pressing current issue.
You never read a word about it here.
A story about AI?!
In Reason Magazine?!
Can it even be possible?
"For more than two decades, through two wars and domestic upheaval, the idea that al-Qaeda acted alone on 9/11 has been the basis of U.S. policy"
Bwahahaha! That says much more about the U.S. policy process than the authors might have intended. I could write a foreign policy statement in one sentence with two clauses: "Do not under any circumstances make any formal official treaties, agreements, mutual defense pacts, joint declarations or understandings with anyone else in the world, or join any international organizations; and do not engage in any military activities under any circumstances anywhere in the world unless we are attacked militarily - in which case destroy the attackers totally and completely and then get the hell back out again."
Our official policy makers are disingenuous idiots and their motives are never pure or based upon sound or achievable goals. This is just one more illustration of that basic fact.
Hole. Lee. Shit.
Tons of new unsealed filings on classified docs case--I will try to post as much as I can (there goes the workout) but this is mind-blowing.
FBI authorized the use of deadly force at Mar-a-Lago
https://x.com/julie_kelly2/status/1792969008657948733
Oh my God
Armed FBI agents were preparing to confront Trump and even engage Secret Service if necessary.
They were going to go door to door to terrorize MAL guests and even pick the locks.
Gestapo
https://x.com/julie_kelly2/status/1792970849861116080
Here is the use of deadly force instructions attached to the FBI’s operational instructions.
Head of Washington FBI field office when this was executed: Steven D’Antuono.
Recall who authorized the raid: Merrick Garland
The FBI risked the lives of Donald Trump, his family, his staff, and MAL guests for a publicity stunt to make it look like Trump stole national security files.
People need to be arrested for this.
https://x.com/julie_kelly2/status/1792972717781586109
There's a lot of fucked up shit here, but I'm not sure the use of force one is such a bombshell. Isn't force pretty much always authorized in the case of imminent danger of death or bodily harm? Are there ever any police raids where the use of force isn't permitted under those circumstances?
For a documents case? That seems a little on the extreme side.
I'd like to know if this order is SOP.
Her long form article on how involved the WH was in creating the false premise.
https://www.realclearinvestigations.com/articles/2024/05/02/unredactions_reveal_early_white_house_involvement_in_trump_documents_case_1028630.html
Ms. Kelly has been doing a hell of service bringing this out in the open. It’s positively nuts how the WH seems to be behind setting up the former President with “classified documents”, and then prepared to shoot to kill if he or anyone else stood in the way. This should be impeachable shit, and whoever is behind it needs to be arrested come January 20, 2025, one second after noon.
“FBI authorized the use of deadly force at Mar-a-Lago”
“Armed FBI agents were preparing to confront Trump and even engage Secret Service if necessary.”
Wray and Garland are insane, and I mean that literally.
Sane people don’t authorize deadly force against a former president and leading regime opponent, over documents that they dumped on him, and others he was legally entitled to keep.
Can you imagine if they shot and killed him and his family.
Don't you dare use the word Gestapo.
If it honks like a goose and steps like a goose…
Then the unipolar left here would like to take a gander.
White Mike would post under the Reason article that Trump might have been armed and as a result, the heroic FBI agents were within their authority to riddle him full of bullets.
Could they have caught him trespassing? That makes any shooting just fine.
/S
"FBI authorized the use of deadly force at Mar-a-Lago"
Carrying weapons makes no sense unless you are prepared to use them. What if the agents had met with a heavily armed Trump family who opened fire on them? The agents were tasked with retrieving the documents. It wasn't a suicide mission. The Trumps wisely decided not to meet force with force and surrendered meekly.
You were my second guess with this stupid take.
A stupider take would be to arm the agents with instructions not to use them. Even stupider would be to tell Trump ahead of time that though the agents were armed, they'd been ordered not to use them.
The stupidest take would be to arm the agents and have them execute a raid, but we already went there.
In Waco, the besieged inhabitants set fire to their compound and died in the flames taking their belongings with them rather than surrender. Think about it. Trump let the agents come waltzing in to snatch his vital national security documents only to hand them over to the traitorous pretender to the presidency.
Ruby Ridge and Waco come to mind.
They died as heroes. Trump lives on in infamy having surrendered his precious documents without firing a shot.
"They died"
If miscontrueman isnt a fed it might as well be.
"Face It, Putin: China Is Just Not That Into Your Gas Pipeline"
One of the most persistent myths in American foreign policy is that evil foreign dictators are highly competent, diabolically clever and powerfully effective enemies. The evidence that Putin has undeniably presented to the world should have completely and permanently destroyed that myth, together with the myth of the terrifying might of the Russian military machine. Putin has miscalculated at every step along his path towards restoring the Russian Empire - with him as Tsar! - and whatever foreign policy our Fearless Leaders manage to come up with in the next few years should be adjusted accordingly. Likewise the myth of "mainland China."
"One of the most persistent myths in American foreign policy is that evil foreign dictators are highly competent, diabolically clever and powerfully effective enemies."
All that these evil foreign dictators have to do is be more competent, clever and effective than the US, their main rival. Not a high bar, considering the US deems it competent, clever and effective to hand the presidency over to one of two doddering, senile gentlemen.
"Fireworks in Tehran"
Would it be considered crass of me to say, "Death to Iran - Back Atcha" here? Or perhaps it would be more polite to chant "Death to the Ayatollas" ...
Ayatollah asshollah!
great shirt.