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College

Getting Testy

Plus: Joe Biden pushes through new background checks for gun purchases, O.J. Simpson dies, NA beer takes D.C., and more...

Peter Suderman | 4.12.2024 9:33 AM

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This is only a test: Yesterday, Harvard became the latest elite college to announce that it would reverse its test-optional policy for student applicants. California Institute of Technology reinstated the test requirement too. This represents a major victory against the anti-test forces. 

The argument against mandating SAT or ACT scores for student applicants was that making standardized testing optional would help increase diversity in student populations. As The New York Times report on Harvard's announcement notes, the goal was to encourage "poor and underrepresented students who had potential but did not score well on the tests to apply." 

In fact, as Reason's Emma Camp has written, the opposite was true: Eliminating standardized test scores from the applications actually hurt underprivileged kids while giving a boost to children from wealthy families. "Tests are simply harder to game than nonacademic factors," Camp wrote last year. "Wealthy families can hire tutors to write polished admissions essays for their children, ensure they have a battery of extracurricular activities and sports, and make sure they attend schools where skilled guidance counselors know how to write a glowing letter about an applicant."

The evidence that eliminating tests helps the wealthy and hurts low-income applicants has been growing, and it seems Harvard couldn't ignore it. 

Harvard's announcement of a return to testing requirements cited a study by Opportunity Insights showing that test scores were a useful predictor of success in higher ed, and that they can help admissions officers pick lower-income students who are likely to perform well. 

Harvard is not the first high-profile school to reverse its test-optional policy. Georgetown, Brown, Yale, Dartmouth, and Massachusetts Institute of Technology have all returned to test-mandatory applications. But with Harvard now on board, the case should be closed on this ill-fated experiment. The anti-testers got schooled. 

Complete and utter defeat for the anti-test crusaders pic.twitter.com/ubfbg2QTxL

— Alec Stapp (@AlecStapp) April 11, 2024

Biden expands firearm background checks: President Joe Biden approved new federal background checks for private gun sales, intending to close what has sometimes been referred to as the "gun show loophole." It's the most sweeping expansion of background check requirements since 1993. 

The gun show loophole was not really a loophole. Rather it was a legal exception for some sellers who were not officially "in the business of selling firearms." But as Axios reports, the new rules will force "anyone who sells a firearm for profit to register with the federal government." 

So: New government registration requirements for gun sales. Does that sound likely to go into effect smoothly and without extensive legal opposition? Yeah, I'm thinking…no. 

Biden's rule will almost certainly be challenged in court. Meanwhile, two Republican senators, John Cornyn (R–Texas) and Thom Tillis (R–N.C.), have already indicated they plan to introduce a resolution to overturn Biden's rule because, they say, it is unconstitutional. 

It's impossible to predict how all this will turn out. But the timing makes the motives more than a little bit suspect: it's probably not a coincidence that Biden approved the new background checks during an election year. Maybe he's just firing blanks. 

The Juice is loose dead: O.J. Simpson died of cancer at age 76. Simpson was an actor, football player, and sports broadcaster. But in the 1990s, he became a central figure in the American news media ecosystem for a year after he was charged with killing his former wife and her friend.

The lurid details of the murder and the bizarre celebrity horrorshow of the ensuing trial were irresistible to the era's supermarket tabloids and the nascent 24-hour cable news business. It's hard to overstate how much the O.J. story dominated American media and how obsessed the nation was with the story: I was in middle school when the trial happened, and class stopped so we could all watch the verdict in real time.

It's too bad that comedian Norm MacDonald, who made jokes about O.J. being guilty a major part of his shtick, isn't around to send him off. In any case, here's 11-plus minutes of MacDonald brutally ripping on Simpson. You won't laugh harder today.


Scenes from Washington, D.C. Area brewery DC Brau is introducing a non-alcoholic beer. This isn't a big shocker: The category has been growing rapidly in recent years, with brands like Athletic Brewing upending the otherwise struggling beer market.

But it turns out there are policy reasons too—namely, Maryland's liquor laws. As Washingtonian reports: "The move will allow DC Brau to expand their footprint in Maryland in particular, where restrictive liquor laws limit retailers that can sell their alcoholic beer." DC Brau owner Brandon Skall told the mag that the new brew, dubbed NA Brau, "gives us an easy in to a lot of locations that are not legally allowed to carry our product right now." Now that's (non) booze you can use. 


QUICK HITS

  • Inflation continues to be a big, big problem for President Biden's reelection campaign. But he has a plan: He'll say it's Trump's fault!
  • The Federal Highway Administration has an emergency relief fund and some states have waited decades to access it for their infrastructure projects. But those on the list might not get any money because the entirety of the existing fund might go to repairing the Francis Scott Key Bridge in Baltimore, reports The Washington Post. 
  • Amazon CEO Andy Jassy took after regulators for tanking his company's proposed deal with Roomba maker iRobot. U.S. antitrust regulators, he says, "trust these two large Chinese companies with maps of the inside of U.S. consumers' homes more than they do Amazon."
  • Wait, didn't we win the war on measles? Nope! Apparently not.
  • The feds are investigating Morgan Stanley, per The Wall Street Journal.
  • Elon Musk x Javier Milei is obviously a huge brand collab.
  • Amazon has turned the sneakily libertarian Fallout video game franchise into a TV show. It's out this week. The reviews are pretty strong.

 

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  1. Fist of Etiquette   1 year ago

    Suder-Man pulling roundup duty? Now I've seen everything.

    1. Ska   1 year ago

      That explains the pro-Fallout coverage.

    2. TheReEncogitationer   1 year ago

      He does whatever a Suder-Man does.
      https://youtu.be/BARjPuUN36Y?si=JQJua1_uM7PaRHs1
      🙂
      😉

      1. Mother's Lament   1 year ago

        The original.

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Z8N9TTvKeQ

        I can Suder-man strolling into the cabana with a banana daiquiri to this song.

  2. Fist of Etiquette   1 year ago

    ...Harvard became the latest elite college to announce that it would reverse its test-optional policy for student applicants. California Institute of Technology reinstated the test requirement too.

    YES! Covid isn't over, people. We need testing now more than ever!

    1. Moonrocks   1 year ago

      Too little too late. It takes seconds to destroy a reputation (though Harvard has been at it for years) and decades to build one up.

      1. Fist of Etiquette   1 year ago

        There's always a job awaiting a Harvard grad in DC.

        1. Moonrocks   1 year ago

          Don't be too sure. Biden's economic miracle is even starting to affect the DC area.

          1. HorseConch   1 year ago

            Don't you go treating Bidenomics like the Big Guy's diaper.

            1. Don't look at me!   1 year ago

              Yeah, adults are in charge.

              1. Mother's Lament   1 year ago

                They're so old they're the adults' adults.

            2. InsaneTrollLogic   1 year ago

              I guess that Depends.

          2. JesseAz   1 year ago

            Most of the full time job growth is federal jobs. So not so sure.

  3. Fist of Etiquette   1 year ago

    The argument against mandating SAT or ACT scores for student applicants was that making standardized testing optional would help increase diversity in student populations.

    God bless the racists in academia.

    1. Medulla Oblongata   1 year ago

      The soft bigotry of lowered expectations.

    2. Zeb   1 year ago

      What, don't they want diversity of intelligence and capability?

      1. Don't look at me!   1 year ago

        They never explain the supposed advantages of diversity.

    3. mad.casual   1 year ago

      Complete and utter defeat for the anti-test crusaders... this "two weeks".

    4. EISTAU Gree-Vance   1 year ago

      “Wealthy parents can….”

      Everything Is (Still) So Terrible And Unfair!

  4. Fist of Etiquette   1 year ago

    President Joe Biden approved new federal background checks for private gun sales, intending to close what has sometimes been referred to as the "gun show loophole."

    The unconstitutional president loophole somehow remains wide open.

    1. Moonrocks   1 year ago

      So if the Gun Show Loophole is closed, what will be the excuse for further gun control bills?

      1. Medulla Oblongata   1 year ago

        Of course, there is no Gun Show Loophole. Even at a gun show, if one is an FFL, background checks are mandatory. Private sales where the seller is not required to be an FFL--because they are not generally in the business of selling guns--background checks are not required whether at a gun show or elsewhere, but it is already a felony to sell or provide a person you know or should have known was a prohibited person.

        What this new order is doing is redefining the requirement for "being engaged in the firearms business" downward, with a goal of prohibiting all private firearms sales.

        1. Don't look at me!   1 year ago

          It says of you sell guns for profit. What if you sell at break even or a loss?

          1. JesseAz   1 year ago

            I value all my guns as to be worth 1M each. But will let them go for a few hundred.

            1. HorseConch   1 year ago

              You better not mention them on any financial documents at those prices or Big Tish will be after you.

          2. Ajsloss   1 year ago

            What if you find a pile of money on your boat and while you're counting it up, your gun accidentally falls into the water?

            1. Jefferson Paul   1 year ago

              Then you'll be arrested for tax evasion for not declaring the cash windfall you came across on the boat.

        2. JesseAz   1 year ago

          What if I just sell the location of where my guns fells in the river?

          1. Randy Sax   1 year ago

            I like the pretzel method. $700 pretzel, comes with a free 1918 SMLE. $500 pretzel, comes with a free Mossy.

        3. mad.casual   1 year ago

          IMO, it’s pretty clearly and specifically aimed at eliminating online sales. They want to, e.g., require gunbroker.com to conduct background checks online rather than offloading the checks to whatever FFL the firearm is transferred to in order to clear the sale. Only federally-licensed dealers will conduct *or broker* any/all sales/transfers.

          Once again, all the stuff that Reason “conveniently” frets that conservatives might do about sexualizing children or pornography the *exact* same career politicians that have been doing the *exact* same thing to firearms… and porn… and more for 60 yrs. is going to make happen.

    2. JesseAz   1 year ago

      How dare you Fist. Sarc promises us that Joe recognizes the constitution.

      1. Don't look at me!   1 year ago

        Good thing you are “muted”, sarc won’t be able to defend himself.

        1. JesseAz   1 year ago

          Oh we know I'm not muted. When I point out he is projecting he starts using the word on other responses. Which makes it even dumber as he joins with shrike in "one sided" arguments pretending he didnt see my responses.

          1. InsaneTrollLogic   1 year ago

            I sincerely doubt he mutes anyone even though he claims he does. That’s why he can never produce a list.

            1. Á àß äẞç ãþÇđ âÞ¢Đæ ǎB€Ðëf ảhf   1 year ago

              He might have quite a lot of people muted. But Reason logs you out after two weeks, and then no one's muted. He probably forgets his password and email address again until he sobers up.

    3. mad.casual   1 year ago

      It's the most sweeping expansion of background check requirements since 1993.

      LOL. It's the most sweeping expansion of background checks since they swept up the vast majority of them 30 yrs. ago.

      I'm sure it's about the gun show loophole, that Reason's not as conveniently out of touch as the leader they voted for, and that online sales has got nothing to do with it.

      Hey, by the way, did you hear that Reason opposes state laws requiring minors to demonstrate their age to porn purveyors online?

      1. ObviouslyNotSpam   1 year ago

        Strange that the Bipartisan Safer Communities Act of 2022 didn't get a mention in the article. Anyone care to guess what the connection is? (Hint: it's in section 12002.)

        I wonder if Suderman knew this, but decided the Reasontariat wouldn't appreciate it?

  5. Fist of Etiquette   1 year ago

    Simpson was an actor, football player, and sports broadcaster. But-

    Aw, come on. Give the Juice a break. We shouldn't be defined by our worst acts in eulogies or prison sentences!

    1. Moonrocks   1 year ago

      To be fair, it was never proven beyond reasonable doubt that OJ did it.

      1. Ajsloss   1 year ago

        The glove did not fit!

        1. Randy Sax   1 year ago

          If Chewbacca is an 8' tall Wookie, why does he live on Endor with the Ewoks? It does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor you must acquit. The defense rest.

          1. Rev Arthur L kuckland   1 year ago

            Chewbacca is big in endore

            1. InsaneTrollLogic   1 year ago

              I’ve heard he’s got a “Woman in Endoro”.

              1. Ajsloss   1 year ago

                You think that walking carpet knows what a woman is? He's a smuggler, not a biologist.

          2. Jefferson Paul   1 year ago

            For the past 25 years, every time I hear someone say, "That does not make sense," in my head I hear the Chewbacca defense.

            1. InsaneTrollLogic   1 year ago

              From South Park, Season 2, "Chef Aid":

              Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it: That does not make sense! Why would a Wookiee, an eight-foot tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor with a bunch of two-foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm talking about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberating and conjugating the Emancipation Proclamation, [approaches and softens] does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.

              I guess it didn't fit.

      2. Mother's Lament   1 year ago

        Like I said yesterday, I'm one of the few people who think he didn't do it.

        1. Rev Arthur L kuckland   1 year ago

          He was found innocent because it was LA just after the riots. The blacks said the would start rioting again

          1. Mother's Lament   1 year ago

            I honestly think some of the LAPD police officers were so sure that he did it, that they fabricated evidence.
            There's a long list of reasons why I think that, but I don't care enough anymore to get into it.

            1. SRG2   1 year ago

              I honestly think some of the LAPD police officers were so sure that he did it, that they fabricated evidence.

              Agreed. I think he did do it, but that there was enough doubt as a result of this to acquit - hence IMO the jury verdict was correct.

              1. InsaneTrollLogic   1 year ago

                The case was so screwed up from the beginning. Even if evidence wasn’t fabricated, it was handled so poorly as to bring doubt into its authenticity.

            2. Azathoth!!   1 year ago

              The LAPD were fans. They got autographs and pictures.

              What you needed to see was the pictures of the drains clogged with blood and hair. Pictures that were disallowed because they were taken 'improperly'

              A whole lot of evidence was disallowed because the term 'improperly' was stretched beyond recognition.

              1. Mother's Lament   1 year ago

                I said "Some of the LAPD". By no means most, but you don't need most.

          2. Earth-based Human Skeptic   1 year ago

            Simple political justice. The white cops who beat Rodney King got off, so we owed the blacks a gimme.

        2. Don't look at me!   1 year ago

          Are you searching for the “real killers”?

          1. JesseAz   1 year ago

            Have you ever seen kato Kaitlin and the killers in the same place?

            1. InsaneTrollLogic   1 year ago

              Sounds like a band name, “Kato and the Killers”.

              1. JesseAz   1 year ago

                They can really shred.

                1. Ajsloss   1 year ago

                  Only when Slash is there as a guest performer.

              2. Don't look at me!   1 year ago

                That’s why they refer to their guitar as an axe.

      3. Vernon Depner   1 year ago

        Yes, it was awfully suspicious that all of the evidence and testimony pointed directly at OJ and no one else.

  6. Fist of Etiquette   1 year ago

    Area brewery DC Brau is introducing a non-alcoholic beer.

    All the calories without the annoying buzz.

    1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   1 year ago

      That's trans-alcohol beer.

    2. Don't look at me!   1 year ago

      The beer formerly known as tasty.

    3. Rev Arthur L kuckland   1 year ago

      I opened up a brewery that only sells non alcoholic beer and decaf coffee, I have no idea why it failed

      1. Rocinante   1 year ago

        Did you name it What’s the Point?

      2. InsaneTrollLogic   1 year ago

        You didn’t locate it in Salt Lake City or Provo.

  7. JesseAz   1 year ago

    Remember the bombing of the Alabama AG office that had an IED with nails, screws, and washers? If you do do you remember how quickly the story went away? Well, answer confirmed. Trans antifa was arrested. Luckily a white male though to keep the FBI stats up.

    https://thepostmillennial.com/trans-antifa-member-arrested-over-bombing-at-alabama-attorney-generals-office

    1. Gaear Grimsrud   1 year ago

      It's almost like some trans people are mentally ill and prone to violence.

      1. HorseConch   1 year ago

        They sure do genocide themselves at a very high rate. Maybe all the retards protesting for palestine should protest for a Trans-Self-Inflicted cease fire.

    2. Mother's Lament   1 year ago

      Has chemjeff posted today?

      1. InsaneTrollLogic   1 year ago

        Maybe, like Pizza the Hutt, he ate himself to death.

  8. Fist of Etiquette   1 year ago

    Inflation continues to be a big, big problem for President Biden's reelection campaign.

    I feel for him.

    1. Don't look at me!   1 year ago

      He should announce an executive order banning inflation.

      1. JesseAz   1 year ago

        If lizzie Warren gets her way we will end inflation by forcing companies to sell at a loss.

        1. HorseConch   1 year ago

          That is certainly the most sensible option.

          1. Minadin   1 year ago

            Well, she is supposedly an 'expert' on bankruptcy.

      2. Vernon Depner   1 year ago

        Didn't work for Nixon.

  9. Fist of Etiquette   1 year ago

    But those on the list might not get any money because the entirety of the existing fund might go to repairing the Francis Scott Key Bridge in Baltimore...

    The other governors' red glare.

    1. Ajsloss   1 year ago

      I hope at least a million dollars goes towards a study to rename the bridge after someone less slaveholdery.

      1. Yuno Hoo   1 year ago

        "The Freddie Gray Memorial Bridge"

      2. Vernon Depner   1 year ago

        The O.J. Simpson Bridge

      3. Jefferson Paul   1 year ago

        They should rename the bridge, "The Black National Anthem."

    2. Don't look at me!   1 year ago

      Fist, I appreciate the beauty of your joke. It’s the bomb.

      1. InsaneTrollLogic   1 year ago

        Let’s just see if it gives any proof through the night that his joke is still there.

        1. Don't look at me!   1 year ago

          It’s the land of the Fist, and the home of the joke.

          1. soldiermedic76   1 year ago

            Don't you mean 'home of the pun'? It's Fist after all, the king of puns.

            1. InsaneTrollLogic   1 year ago

              The line is “and the puns bursting in air…”

              1. Don't look at me!   1 year ago

                “Gave truth through the night, that our Fist was still there”

                1. Fist of Etiquette   1 year ago

                  Just don't pun on that racist third verse.

  10. JesseAz   1 year ago

    Denver is spending 90M this year on "newcomers."

    The city stated it will cost $89.9 million in 2024 to serve the arriving migrants, which the city refers to as "newcomers."

    https://justthenews.com/nation/states/center-square/denver-make-45m-budget-cuts-pay-arriving-migrants

    But at least we know from Jeff that in 5 years of this spending investment will pay off with maybe a less than 1% city revenue growth.

    1. Knutsack   1 year ago

      How many measles vaccines does that buy?

      1. JesseAz   1 year ago

        Classic vaccine or new Pfizer mrna version?

        1. Gaear Grimsrud   1 year ago

          Completely safe with no side effects.

    2. Don't look at me!   1 year ago

      That’s 90 mill that Tucson doesn’t have to spend.

      1. JesseAz   1 year ago

        Tucson sector is back to the most crossings again. City is freaking out, democrats run it, because the feds ended the 30M a year grant to house them.

        But I can be assured there is no cost, only profit.

        1. InsaneTrollLogic   1 year ago

          Well, if Lake were governor, she would probably follow Abbott’s lead. But, stealing elections has consequences…

          1. JesseAz   1 year ago

            Hobbs will tweet out that we need to shut down the crossings as she vetoes every Texas like Bill.

        2. HorseConch   1 year ago

          How do the people of Tuscon handle all that newfound wealth? Looks like the rich get richer.

          1. JesseAz   1 year ago

            Sonoran hot dog stands outside every strip club.

            1. InsaneTrollLogic   1 year ago

              Wieners and ladydicks.

      2. Earth-based Human Skeptic   1 year ago

        Tucson is probably more liberal than Denver, and might just be jealous of the virtue points that $90 million will buy.

        1. Red Rocks White Privilege   1 year ago

          Tucson is probably more liberal than Denver,

          25 years ago, that might have been the case (barely, Denver's had a Dem representative for most of the last 100 years now), but not anymore. Denver's basically East Portland.

    3. Super Scary   1 year ago

      Aww snap, it's always fun when a new PC term drops. Let's see how quickly the terminology spreads.

      1. InsaneTrollLogic   1 year ago

        At least until the “newcomers” get called “slags”.

        1. Gaear Grimsrud   1 year ago

          I was thinking "wealth bringers" or "measles bringers" depending on political persuasion.

      2. soldiermedic76   1 year ago

        Currently, the left is stuck on proportionality. Israel needs to respond proportionally. The Chicago Police, who were fired at first and one wounded before returning fire, need to respond proportionally.

        1. soldiermedic76   1 year ago

          It will take some time for them to realize no ones turned the page on the Word A Day Calendar. Obviously, someone in Denver realized it's not October 8th and they need to change their Word of the Day Calendar.

  11. Fist of Etiquette   1 year ago

    U.S. antitrust regulators, he says, "trust these two large Chinese companies with maps of the inside of U.S. consumers' homes more than they do Amazon."

    China pays better.

    1. soldiermedic76   1 year ago

      Are we sure Bezos isn't Xi? Has anyone seen them in the room together?

  12. Randy Sax   1 year ago

    Amazon has turned the sneakily libertarian Fallout video game franchise into a TV show. It’s out this week. The reviews are pretty strong.

    My download from the bay only finished this morning. So I only managed to watch half of the first episode before going to work. But so far so good. I’m a massive Fallout nerd and TBH had quite low expectations for the show.

    1. Ska   1 year ago

      Most TV adaptations of video games suck giant dong, so low expectations are warranted. Fallout had a few things going for it in terms of adaptability:
      The vault dweller/wanderer as a hero is not obstructed by typical moral constraints.
      The Fallout universe has over 25 years of world building that didn’t need to be retconned drastically, and doesn’t need to be revised for 2024 “sensibilities.”
      Fallout has the foundations of good entertainment: dark comedy, gory action, doesn’t rely on good vs. evil (everyone is a scumbag, just some are worse than others).

      Considering how much of Fallout’s (game) storytelling is navigated through sets (e.g. positioned skeletons with props) and extremely local dialogue (e.g. computer messages, factions with limited reach, towns with no larger network), you can tell a different story each episode without conflict, some as brief as showing a picture to someone. I’ve been pleasantly surprised – the artwork and sets match the games, as do the sound effects, and they didn’t try to ham-fist a bunch of bullshit into it.

      1. Randy Sax   1 year ago

        The Fallout universe has over 25 years of world building that didn’t need to be retconned drastically, and doesn’t need to be revised for 2024 “sensibilities.”

        This was exactly my fear. In Fallout 2 you have be hired as a fluffer at a porn studio and you end up getting poisoned by all the irradiated jizz. Modern BGS Fallouts would never have anything close to that. Retconning and revising is basically what Todd Howard has been doing to the franchise since after New Vegas. (3 gets a pass, I kinda like 3)

        1. Randy Sax   1 year ago

          you have be hired
          Typo, *could be hired

      2. JesseAz   1 year ago

        Last of us figured out a way to make the shit woke with entire hay marriage episodes. Don't count then out yet to ruining fallout.

        1. JesseAz   1 year ago

          Did samsung remove gay from my dictionary again...

          1. InsaneTrollLogic   1 year ago

            That would be pretty gay if they did.

          2. Jefferson Paul   1 year ago

            Were you in Florida when you typed it? Shackford said that there's this "don't say 'gay'" bill that outlaws saying the word.

        2. damikesc   1 year ago

          Last of Us 2 was already f'd eight ways from Sunday. It going into woke nonsense was very, very expected.

    2. BYODB   1 year ago

      I already watched the whole thing since I was off work when it dropped, and I wasn’t very impressed.

      Amazing visuals and cinematography, with a few exceptions (outdoor sets looked cheap and rushed), but the plot is disjointed and had too many story lines that didn’t amount to anything. I still don’t know why the Brotherhood of Steel guy was even in the show at all, he has no part to play other than getting knocked out and generally being kind of a bitch.

      The biggest disappointment is that there really isn’t any actual humor which seems to misunderstand the setting. They play it pretty straight despite the absurdity of the setting. There are a few attempts at some dark humor, but frankly most of their attempts fell flat.

      The ghoul cowboy is, without a doubt, the best character with the most going on. Goggins was very well cast for the part. Kyle McLaughlin as the dad was also pretty good, and it was nice to see him play both the lighthearted 50’s dad (think Leave It to Beaver and the like) and a pretty bad dude all at once but we didn’t get to see enough of him. No doubt we’ll see a lot more of him in a season 2, if it gets renewed.

      Frankly, the Halo show is better which is kind of absurd. At least there, playing it straight makes sense. Any show based on Fallout needs to be more absurd because, well, it is absurd.

  13. Fist of Etiquette   1 year ago

    Wait, didn't we win the war on measles? Nope! Apparently not.

    I blame suddenly weakened immune systems. Don't @ me.

    1. mad.casual   1 year ago

      The article literally invokes The Jews. The similarly recent breakouts in Disney and Chicago that were traced back to a Supermercado and undocumented parts of the Southwestern United States were not mentioned.

      We are beyond peak @ you.

      1. InsaneTrollLogic   1 year ago

        IIRC, the Chicago outbreak was traced back to one of the larger “migrant” shelters.

        1. HorseConch   1 year ago

          Remember when Slow Joe made everyone wear a mask on a plane and have an experimental "vaccine" to enter the country you were born in? I'm glad we are applying the same standard to the 10 million "asylum seekers".

        2. mad.casual   1 year ago

          IIRC, the Chicago outbreak was traced back to one of the larger “migrant” shelters.

          The one I recall, several news outlets explicitly named the Supermercado where the outbreak had been traced back to but, assuming we're talking about the same outbreak, it probably gets hard to say where the trail went cold and the reporting got cut off.

          Can't just have a newscaster standing at the border saying and pointing "Thataway!" like you can with hurricanes.

      2. Earth-based Human Skeptic   1 year ago

        Jews? Space lasers again?

        ps. What is the measles rate in Gaza?

        1. Don't look at me!   1 year ago

          The hospitals will run out of vaccines in 24 hours.

          1. InsaneTrollLogic   1 year ago

            Yet somehow they’ll still have a supply 14 days later that will run out in 24 hours everyday.

        2. Á àß äẞç ãþÇđ âÞ¢Đæ ǎB€Ðëf ảhf   1 year ago

          Lots of red dots all over.

        3. mad.casual   1 year ago

          Dropping steadily.

  14. JesseAz   1 year ago

    Apparently you can get zero days in jail for trying to kill a coworker in California.

    https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/berkeley-prosecutors-cut-probation-deal-scientist-who-tried-kill-colleague

    1. Medulla Oblongata   1 year ago

      Homicides way down though, right?

      1. Mother's Lament   1 year ago

        A Newsom miracle. It never happened if we don't count it.

        1. JesseAz   1 year ago

          Some scientist did some things.

        2. Á àß äẞç ãþÇđ âÞ¢Đæ ǎB€Ðëf ảhf   1 year ago

          That is (or used to be) literally how Britain does it. A dead body with a dozen bullet holes is only a homicide when they get a conviction.

          All those sneers about our high murder rate suddenly come into focus.

          1. Jefferson Paul   1 year ago

            I thought that was Japan's crime classification system. Does Britain do that too?

    2. Don't look at me!   1 year ago

      It was an experimental murder.

      1. mad.casual   1 year ago

        Yeah, they were a scientist so the reasoning must’ve been completely logical.

        Edit: To be clear, he was not granted the option to consume an equal amount of Cadmium himself in lieu of prison.

    3. Super Scary   1 year ago

      "She set up a spy camera at work and caught David Xu tampering with the water bottle. It was tested and found to contain “extraordinarily high levels of cadmium, a poisonous heavy metal.”"

      But who would have expected a metallurgist to use a type of metal to poison someone? It was the perfect crime!

      1. Don't look at me!   1 year ago

        David Xu

        Fucking Europeans.

      2. Jefferson Paul   1 year ago

        Xu was arrested back in 2019 after Yuan became suspicious that her illness (which she thought might be cancer) might be related to a water bottle that she used at work.

        When her parents used the bottle to cook, they also became ill.

        I just find it really odd that her parents would use the water from the bottle Yuan carries around at work to cook with.

    4. Rev Arthur L kuckland   1 year ago

      No one ever won a Nobel prize for attempted physics

      1. JesseAz   1 year ago

        Just glad he wasn't a 70 year old grandma who prayed in a government building.

    5. Gaear Grimsrud   1 year ago

      Trust the scientist!

  15. Fist of Etiquette   1 year ago

    The feds are investigating Morgan Stanley...

    Someone missed a payment.

    1. Moonrocks   1 year ago

      A donation to the Biden campaign should fix that.

      1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   1 year ago

        What about buying 2 or 3 paintings from Hunter? Always space to hang more "corporate" art.

    2. JesseAz   1 year ago

      There is a story that Morgan Stanley and some other firms were getting inside information from someone at the feds who was emailing his lost of fed super users.

    3. InsaneTrollLogic   1 year ago

      Biden’s campaign fund needs a stimulus.

  16. JesseAz   1 year ago

    FAFO in Louisiana.


    Melinda Deslatte
    @MelindaDeslatte
    House votes 69-29 for Rep. Jay Galle bill saying driver can't be sued for causing injury, death, damage by driving into a crowd illegally blocking roadway if the driver feels "in immediate danger of imminent death, bodily injury or serious bodily harm." HB383 to Senate. #lalege

    1. Don't look at me!   1 year ago

      “Cleanup on Hwy 3”.

    2. InsaneTrollLogic   1 year ago

      All Lives Splatter.

      1. JesseAz   1 year ago

        Lol.

    3. mad.casual   1 year ago

      Reason interpretation about how this law will accidentally wind up protecting people like James Allen Fields, Jr. from Federal Hate Crime charges, causing Darrell Brooks to be charged with Federal Hate Crimes, lead to more abortions, and end IVF in the state in 3... 2...

  17. Moonrocks   1 year ago

    Wait, didn't we win the war on measles? Nope! Apparently not.

    I wonder if this has anything to do with a large influx of people from countries still fighting the war on measles.

    1. mad.casual   1 year ago

      Nope. People like Orthodox Jews, per the article.

      No one has died and vaccination rates haven’t dipped below 90+% (roughly herd immunity if you believe in such fairy tales) and after the referenced outbreak the Orthodox Jews jumped at getting vaccinated, but it’s important that we get the word out. We don’t want another social-irresponsibility-run-rampant situation like monkeypo… I mean outbreak on our hands.

    2. Gaear Grimsrud   1 year ago

      Nope. The blame lies squarely with RFK Jr.

      1. Don't look at me!   1 year ago

        I blame Jenny McCarthy

  18. JesseAz   1 year ago

    Shortly after shooting an unarmed woman at the Capitol, FBI tried figuring out ways to list Ashley Babbitt as a terrorist.

    https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/2961674/fbi-probed-ashli-babbitt-saw-her-as-terrorist-after-jan-6-death/

    1. Mother's Lament   1 year ago

      Don't worry, they're not the Gestapo. Jeff and sarc assured us.

      Seriously though, close the FBI, pass their duties to the states and Federal Marshals, salt the earth at Quantico. The FBI was sketchy at best since its inception and under the Biden junta have become an OGPU.

      1. JesseAz   1 year ago

        The fact their immediate reaction was to do this says they didn't think it was a clean shoot. Jeff and sarc hardest hit.

        1. InsaneTrollLogic   1 year ago

          Just wait. They’ll find a way to bullshit their way through it regardless of the evidence not in their favor.

          1. Don't look at me!   1 year ago

            Sarc can’t respond to Jesse as he “muted” him.

      2. sarcasmic   1 year ago

        But think of how it could be used as a weapon against Democrats should Trump win the election. Isn't that worth keeping it?

        1. JesseAz   1 year ago

          Ignore what is happening because Sarcs TDS can imagine worse!

        2. InsaneTrollLogic   1 year ago

          Out of curiosity, do thoughts like these keep you up at night?

        3. Mother's Lament   1 year ago

          It SHOULD be used as a weapon against Democrats regardless who wins the election.
          Do you not get how fascist and totally wrong that is?

          1. sarcasmic   1 year ago

            I don't go around calling anyone who disagrees with Trump a fascist, so no I don't get it.

            1. InsaneTrollLogic   1 year ago

              No, but you’re oddly fixated on Trump. You should go see a therapist for this problem if it lasts more than 4 hours.

            2. JesseAz   1 year ago

              But you call trump and his supporters fascist even comparing Trump to Hitler. Lol.

            3. Mother's Lament   1 year ago

              I don’t go around calling anyone who disagrees with Trump a fascist, so no I don’t get it.

              It’s not “diSaGrEeiNg” you retarded politruk.

              It’s censoring supporters on social media, spying on campaigns, tapping phones, astroturfing racism incidents and “insurrections”, tying up their political opponent up in court on frivolous charges at best, at worst try to imprison him, manufacturing evidence that led to an impeachment, and a host of other despotic things that were absolutely unthinkable in a Western country even fifteen years ago.

              You know what?

              I know that you know all this now.

              Your post that I’m replying to is evidence that you see the overwhelming evidence of real, true, actual fascism going on here and are treating it with a shrug.

              Even if a genuine libertarian hated Trump with a red hot hate, they still wouldn’t be dismissive of what the Democrats and Biden Junta are doing right now. But a genuine fascist wouldn’t care.

              You’re the same little monster as chemjeff.

              1. American Mongrel   1 year ago

                No true libertarian, but right here is a man with a burning hatred for Trump, that is pretty fucking pissed off, that all you said is indeed true and almost nobody outside of Trump’s rabid fanatics seem to care.
                If republicans were doing this to the left, I honestly believe we’d be at war and probably have foreign troops “peacekeeping”. i.e. Republican leader would be getting regime changed.

          2. sarcasmic   1 year ago

            Bush is Hitler
            'Bama's Hitler
            Trump is Hitler
            Biden's Hitler
            Wouldn't you like to be a Hitler too
            Be the prezdent, every prezdent's Hitler
            Be the prezdent, every prezdent's Hitler

            1. Don't look at me!   1 year ago

              Poor sarc.

              1. Á àß äẞç ãþÇđ âÞ¢Đæ ǎB€Ðëf ảhf   1 year ago

                Pour sarc.

                1. Mother's Lament   1 year ago

                  Fuck Sarcasmic.

                  The little shit see's exactly what is happening right now and doesn't give a fuck.

                  He's the same thing as Jeff.

            2. InsaneTrollLogic   1 year ago

              Pour Sarc.

            3. Bertram Guilfoyle   1 year ago

              You have issues.

            4. JesseAz   1 year ago

              You can pretend you're neutral but you've only done this with Trump when the media told you to.

              sarcasmic 4 months ago
              Flag Comment
              Mute User
              Trump quotes Hitler, not directly or intentionally, certainly in spirit, and gets a pass. But those who compare his and his followers’ hatred of immigrants don’t understand it’s just about welfare benefits. Sure guys. Whatever you say. Keep defending this clown. Not that any of you care, but my opinion of you who defend him just went down a notch. For some that’s reaching far into the negative.

              1. Bertram Guilfoyle   1 year ago

                How exactly do you quote someone... Not directly. Not intentionally. But in spirit.

                Huh?

                Has a description like that ever been applied someone besides trump?

                1. Mother's Lament   1 year ago

                  “Not directly. Not intentionally. But in spirit.”

                  You don’t. Sarc was dissembling.

      3. mad.casual   1 year ago

        The FBI was sketchy at best since its inception and under the Biden junta have become an OGPU.

        It’s really kind of astounding that the generation(s) that sat through The X-Files is so “Meh.” about the reality that is the FBI.

        To say nothing about the subsequent "What happens if we all decide to run into Area 51 at once?" generation.

        1. JesseAz   1 year ago

          The bad acts were exposed a half century ago. Things like COINTELPRO or CHAOS. Nobody was held responsible. And it continued.

          Then a half century of capture through Ivy hires and democrats into the partisan D.C. offices created a gestapo using those tactics.

          But useful idiots like sarc and Jeff will continue to ignore the facts. All a conspiracy theory. As sarc says. Dont lose faith in institutions.

  19. Ra's al Gore   1 year ago

    Hidden Behind Climate Policies, Data From Nonexistent Temperature Stations
    https://wattsupwiththat.com/2024/04/12/hidden-behind-climate-policies-data-from-nonexistent-temperature-stations/
    “NOAA fabricates temperature data for more than 30 percent of the 1,218 USHCN reporting stations that no longer exist.”

    He calls them “ghost” stations.

    Mr. Shewchuck said USHCN stations reached a maximum of 1,218 stations in 1957, but after 1990 the number of active stations began declining due to aging equipment and personnel retirements.

    NOAA still records data from these ghost stations by taking the temperature readings from surrounding stations, and recording their average for the ghost station, followed by an “E,” for estimate.

    The addition of the ghost station data means NOAA’s “monthly and yearly reports are not representative of reality,” said Anthony Watts, a meteorologist and senior fellow for environment and climate at the Heartland Institute.

    “If this kind of process were used in a court of law, then the evidence would be thrown out as being polluted.”

    1. Don't look at me!   1 year ago

      “Science”!

      1. mad.casual   1 year ago

        Right. The science that shows the assailant was missing a tooth that led to the incorrect suspect who was missing a tooth, when the real suspect was also missing a tooth is bunk because of this one example. And the one case where there was dog fur in a blood sample invalidates hair, blood spatter, *and* DNA analysis... but the international scientific network that's using temperature data to push cooking and heating back to the stone age is just a really popular phenomenon that libertarian reporters are helpless to address.

        NEEDZ MOAR TESTING!

    2. JesseAz   1 year ago

      When your models don't work, change the data.

    3. Mother's Lament   1 year ago

      "This rural station on Maryland farmland is surrounded by stations next to airport parking lots in Philadelphia, Harrisburg and Baltimore. Let's just average those three..."

      What are the odds that remote rural stations are no longer monitored, but rural stations which became swallowed by nearby cities, are.

  20. Ra's al Gore   1 year ago

    Stop me if you've heard this before.

    Election year.
    Pandemic coming. Disease has been involved in "gain of function" research.
    New round of stories about oppressed minorities being killed by cops.

    1. Super Scary   1 year ago

      Stop. Please stop. =(

    2. JesseAz   1 year ago

      We also have 53 election lawsuits to make sure elections are insecure and the voter registration shenanigans of dead and registration without an ID.

      1. Mother's Lament   1 year ago

        "WE CHARGED HIM 53 TIMES... 53! HOW IS THAT NOT PROOF HE'S BAD!"

        Seriously though. At this point nobody who isn't a fascist can vote for Biden in good faith. Vote for RFK Jr, Mr. Libertarian Candidate, Lyndon LaRouche's ghost, write in Santa Claus, but every vote for Biden is a vote for American authoritarianism.

        1. mad.casual   1 year ago

          ^This

          “HOW IS THAT NOT PROOF HE’S BAD!?”

          [Fills in circle next to anyone else but their preferred candidate's name]

          That’s how.

        2. JesseAz   1 year ago

          But if you ignore the 4 years Trump already had, imagine how much worse he would be than Biden - sarc

        3. Ersatz   1 year ago

          Do you think your question will get out of the containment field that is the establishment press the the bulk of passive news consumers use as source material? And the info-class administrators and punditry who curate what views, what questions, what theories are allowed to be considered? And if it did, as these ideas sometimes do - it might cause the average person to question their understanding of things ... for a moment. And then the next pandemic scare will force their Karen-ey, nosey neighbor-ey wokey attention on "thinking of the childrennnnn!!!!"

  21. Ra's al Gore   1 year ago

    https://x.com/BillMelugin_/status/1778558458322911644

    NEW:
    @NBCNews
    reporting an Afghan on the FBI terror watchlist has spent almost a year in the U.S. after he was caught & released by Border Patrol at the California border in March 2023. NBC reports the watchlist shows he is a member of Hezb-e-Islami, a U.S. designated terrorist group responsible for the deaths of at least nine American soldiers and civilians in Afghanistan.
    NBC reports that in February, the FBI tipped off ICE that he may be a national security threat, and ICE later arrested him in San Antonio, TX.
    He was held in ICE detention until his court hearing two weeks ago, when a federal immigration judge ordered he be released on bond, despite ICE prosecutors arguing he’s a flight risk.
    He is now out on bond, able to roam the U.S., with another court date next year.

    1. JesseAz   1 year ago

      He is just here to prep for the terrorism antifa won't do.

      1. HorseConch   1 year ago

        He told them he wasn't planning an attack. No way he would fib about that.

    2. Chuck P. (The Artist formerly known as CTSP)   1 year ago

      with another court date next year

      It's only April...

  22. Ra's al Gore   1 year ago

    Y'all see the video of the Biden voters chanting "Death to America". They're voting for Biden because he is their best chance to get what they want, which is death to America. How do we know this? Because Biden is letting people in who chant "Death to America".

    1. Ajsloss   1 year ago

      That was from the 20th century.

      1. Its_Not_Inevitable   1 year ago

        Was Jackie there?

  23. Rev Arthur L kuckland   1 year ago

    O.J. Simpson died of cancer at age 76. Simpson was an actor, football player, and sports broadcaster.

    You forgot murderer

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=L04IzJFJhpM

    Even better

    1. JesseAz   1 year ago

      The WH sent out some nice words as well.

    2. Don't look at me!   1 year ago

      I hope the cancer was painful.

    3. mad.casual   1 year ago

      Also, he wasn't as much an actor as he was just the butt of jokes.

      1. InsaneTrollLogic   1 year ago

        As Nordberg, yes. Although he did play a serious role as head of security in The Towering Inferno.

  24. Ra's al Gore   1 year ago

    https://x.com/RitaPanahi/status/1778728029080224107

    ‘A Melbourne business figure who committed a "vile" child sex crime has been spared jail, with a judge ordering the offender's identity be kept secret for two decades.’

    The Victorian ‘justice’ system.

    1. Mother's Lament   1 year ago

      Buttplug packs his bags for Australia.

      1. JesseAz   1 year ago

        Oooh. First guvna shrike. Now crocodile dunshrike?

        1. InsaneTrollLogic   1 year ago

          “That’s not retarded. Now this is retarded.”

          1. JesseAz   1 year ago

            Ha!

            1. HorseConch   1 year ago

              Being an elitist Pedo is ButtPlug's whole game. You sure he's not the business figure in question?

    2. Chuck P. (The Artist formerly known as CTSP)   1 year ago

      Where is Jeff the Chemist to inform us that voice messages about raping infants is free speech.

  25. Ra's al Gore   1 year ago

    Norm MacDonald's revenge is his going viral again with the endless OJ jokes.

    “...to the last I grapple with thee; from hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee.”

    1. Minadin   1 year ago

      Wrath of Khan or Moby Dick?

  26. Ra's al Gore   1 year ago

    https://x.com/stillgray/status/1778730448031760762

    In Montpelier, France, a 13-year-old girl was beaten into a coma by a gang of up to 25 teens for dressing in a “European style”.

    1. JesseAz   1 year ago

      Just don't call it a culture war unless Europeans fight back.

    2. Mother's Lament   1 year ago

      She was culturally enriched. I bet their foodtrucks were amazing though.

    3. Don't look at me!   1 year ago

      Fully assimilating .

      1. JesseAz   1 year ago

        No go zones are a conspiracy.

    4. mad.casual   1 year ago

      Her body. Her choice.

      1. HorseConch   1 year ago

        They were just trying to late-term abort her. Nothing like a combo of healthcare and immigration to start the day.

  27. Ra's al Gore   1 year ago

    https://x.com/nats_tired/status/1778685230447993238

    It’s a measure of how farcical Humza Yousaf’s hate crime law is that police officers have effectively been given a script on how to respond to the flood of complaints made against the First Minister under the very legislation that he piloted and introduced.

    1. InsaneTrollLogic   1 year ago

      Serves the fucker right. Now he needs to be bounced out of the Scottish Parliament and his idiotic party.

    2. Mother's Lament   1 year ago

      It's different when they do it.

      Really. I read what he said about the indigenous peoples of Alba. If it was any other group he would have absolutely been arrested under his law. He was really quite full of a genuine racial hatred and disdain for ethnic Scots. Swap the races around, and that could have come out of the mouth of a klansman.

    3. Don't look at me!   1 year ago

      Humza Yousaf

      No true Scotsman.

      1. mad.casual   1 year ago

        Am I wrong in thinking that Scotland shares the whole Irish/English/Boston/Celtic cultural tradition of even LEOs making problems just disappear?

    4. Red Rocks White Privilege   1 year ago

      What's particularly infuriating about this crap is that his family came to the UK because they were getting harassed violently in Africa for not being locals.

      So instead of being grateful to live in a country where he and his family can live safely, he slags the natives for not going along with his cultural marxist bullshit, is openly racist against white people, and acts as if migrants shouldn't face any kind of consequences for being retards.

  28. Sevo   1 year ago

    This is 'reviewed' in the local rag as a warning regarding Trump's election to POTUS:

    "Civil War (film)"
    [...]
    "In the near future, a rapidly escalating multiparty civil war engulfs all of the United States which has become a dystopian dictatorship under its President, who is serving his third term. Renowned and hardened photojournalist Lee Smith rescues Jessie, a young photographer who idolizes Lee, from a bombing in New York City..."
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Civil_War_(film)#Plot

    I can understand TDS as an inability to focus on actions; a general inability to mature, but where does the bullshit regarding 'dictatorship' come from? Trump, if anything, was and is, less dictatorial than the current imbecile or the one immediately before him.

    1. Mother's Lament   1 year ago

      But where does the bullshit regarding ‘dictatorship’ come from?

      Every single thing they accused him of in 2020 they were either doing or did after the election. The dictatorship will start in 2025 at the latest.

    2. Á àß äẞç ãþÇđ âÞ¢Đæ ǎB€Ðëf ảhf   1 year ago

      Every time he tried something new to build that wall, Congress or the courts shut him down, and he tried something else. That is not the hallmark of a wannabe dictator.

      Biden tried his student loan giveaway even after saying he knew it was unconstitutional, and then griped afterwards about being stopped. That is the hallmark of a wannabe dictator.

      1. Mother's Lament   1 year ago

        And yet idiots like Sarcasmic refuse to see this. It doesn't matter what the constitution or the Supreme Courts said, the Junta is ignoring them and going ahead anyway. This is the very definition of dictatorial.

        Trump didn't do this when he had the power and the Democrats are doing this right-fucking-now, but somehow fucking "both sides".

        1. Sevo   1 year ago

          Remember you can understand TDS as an inability to focus on actions; a general inability to mature.
          Sarc, Brandyshit, SRG, Jeff, turd, Sandy, Sullum, the lot, are all 13 going on 50 and there is no hope that they will ever see the stupidity of their positions.
          To repeat, when he was a candidate, I was appalled. My best hope is that he'd keep HRC from appointing a capsized-to-port SCOTUS justice. But then he took office and we started seeing some efforts to mitigate at least some of the earlier stupidity; the Paris bullshit, leaning on NATO, DeVos. It became obvious that I was wrong; the guy did a damn good job, and I'll gladly eat my words if that's the result.

    3. Chuck P. (The Artist formerly known as CTSP)   1 year ago

      Trump, if anything, was and is, less dictatorial than the current imbecile or the one immediately before him.

      Quick quiz:

      Which President's inauguration drew the most protesters to Washington DC?

      During which President's inauguration was Washington DC occupied by National Guard troops?

      1. HorseConch   1 year ago

        Which president put barriers around the Capitol before the SOTU?

  29. DaveH   1 year ago

    Laughing at Norm MacDonald? Sorry, I just found the snips to be in very poor taste.

    1. Don't look at me!   1 year ago

      I bet you are fun at parties.

      1. mad.casual   1 year ago

        He doesn’t show up to parties. He shows up 30 yrs. later and says, “You should all be ashamed of yourselves for remembering things from 30 yrs. ago.”

    2. InsaneTrollLogic   1 year ago

      Well, OJ doesn’t taste good past its expiry date.

    3. mad.casual   1 year ago

      He does deserve a more fitting remembrance.

  30. MWAocdoc   1 year ago

    "it seems Harvard couldn't ignore it."

    Wait ... the world's greatest experts and authorities on higher education didn't see this coming? And we're supposed to TRUST them with higher education policy? Chalk this one up to "What could POSSIBLY go wrong?!"

  31. Dillinger   1 year ago

    thanks for another week of forum for my idiocy.

  32. Dillinger   1 year ago

    >>two Republican senators, John Cornyn (R–Texas) and Thom Tillis (R–N.C.), have already indicated they plan to introduce a resolution to overturn Biden's rule because, they say, it is unconstitutional.

    get. the. fuck. on. it. John Cornyn. I'm a little surprised to see your name.

  33. Dillinger   1 year ago

    >>It's too bad comedian Norm MacDonald ... isn't around

    no kidding. can you imagine?

    1. Vernon Depner   1 year ago

      He'd be in jail.

  34. Dillinger   1 year ago

    >>The Federal Highway Administration has an emergency relief fund and some states have waited decades to access it for their infrastructure projects.

    Guerra Estados Segunda will be fought over highway funding?

  35. Mickey Rat   1 year ago

    "The gun show loophole was not really a loophole. Rather it was a legal exception for some sellers who were not officially "in the business of selling firearms." "

    "Loophole" is disparaging way of referring to a legal exception the speaker does not like. Sorry, there is not really a difference here except if you think the exception is justified or not.

    1. Zeb   1 year ago

      Ya, "Exploiting a legal loophole" generally means complying with the law.

    2. Longtobefree   1 year ago

      What about that huge "shall not be infringed" loophole?
      What about that one?

      1. Vernon Depner   1 year ago

        That's the old "well, they couldn't possibly have actually MEANT that" loophole. Or the "well, if they could see the way things are TODAY, they'd change their minds."

  36. Dillinger   1 year ago

    >>It's the most sweeping expansion of background check requirements since 1993.

    do you mean this to sound like a cheery exclamation or did you mistake "most sweeping" for "filthy and tyrannical"?

    1. mad.casual   1 year ago

      It struck me with an oddly disjointed tone too “This edict, which regulates the remaining 5% of purchases by requiring background checks, is the most sweeping regulation change since the law that set up the entire background check system and subjected the the first 95% of purchases to it.”

      1. Dillinger   1 year ago

        lol. proper punctuation - ! - may also have better set the tone.

  37. Gaear Grimsrud   1 year ago

    Looks like those crazy election deniers are at it again.
    How Taxpayers Will Heavily Subsidize Democrat Boots on the Ground This Election
    https://realclearwire.com/articles/2024/04/10/how_taxpayers_will_heavily_subsidize_democrat_boots_on_the_ground_this_election_1023475.html
    Progressives are using legal loopholes and the power of the federal government to maximize Democrat votes in the 2024 election at taxpayers’ expense, RealClearInvestigations has found.
    The methods include voter registration and mobilization campaigns by ostensibly nonpartisan charities that target Democrats using demographic data as proxies, and the Biden administration’s unprecedented demand that every federal agency “consider ways to expand citizens’ opportunities to register to vote and to obtain information about, and participate in, the electoral process.”
    A dizzying array of overwhelmingly “democracy-focused” entities with ties to the Democratic Party operating as charities and funded with hundreds of millions of dollars from major liberal “dark money” vehicles are engaged in a sprawling campaign to register the voters, deliver them the ballots, and figuratively and sometimes literally harvest the votes necessary to defeat Donald Trump.
    These efforts, now buttressed by the federal government, amplify and extend what Time magazine described as a “well-funded cabal of powerful people ranging across industries and ideologies,” who had worked behind the scenes in 2020 “to influence perceptions, change rules and laws, steer media coverage and control the flow of information” to defeat Trump and other Republicans. The “shadow campaigners,” Time declared, “were not rigging the election; they were fortifying it.”
    Heading into 2024, “there is not a ‘shadow’ campaign,” said Mike Howell, executive director of the Heritage Foundation’s Oversight Project. “There is an overt assault on President Trump and those who wish to vote for him occurring at every level of government and with the support of all major institutions.”

    1. JesseAz   1 year ago

      The shenanigans are going full bore.

      For example in Wisconsin same day registered voters exist. Their process to confirm the vote is valid is to send a postcard to be signed and returned post election. 207 of these votes in 22 were marked non deliverable. No actions were taken to show they were valid votes. But again, if you dont investigate, cleanest election ever.

      https://justthenews.com/politics-policy/elections/green-bay-allegedly-broke-same-day-voter-registration-rules-illegal-votes

    2. American Mongrel   1 year ago

      No, never literally harvesting votes.

      But yes, they are going to send poorly paid volunteers into the ghettos of the swing states. With boxes of ballots, volunteers will offer incentives to people that mostly dont care and would likely not show up to a polling place to cast a vote. They will assist them in filling the ballots out to make sure they dont vote against their best interest. They will then drop these ballots off at the approved location, depending on what is legally approved.

      Yay for democracy!

  38. Dillinger   1 year ago

    >>anyone who sells a firearm for profit

    operate at a loss on purpose?

  39. Dillinger   1 year ago

    >>Inflation continues to be a big, big problem for President Biden's reelection campaign. But he has a plan:

    2020 plan worked like a fucking charm why change a thing?

  40. Roberta   1 year ago

    I keep mixing up Norm MacDonald with Norm Crosby.

    But I never mix either of them up with Normie Kwon, the China Clipper.

  41. Mike Parsons   1 year ago

    Can we please add to the chemjeff lore:

    In reference to gender affirming castration and mutilation, he compared normal puberty to cancer, with the treatment of chemotherapy being analogous to gender affirming care. He thought this was a really strong case.

    1. InsaneTrollLogic   1 year ago

      Now he wants his trunk bears chemically (ironic, given his handle) castrated and spayed.

    2. Vernon Depner   1 year ago

      From his point of view, when his little friend hits puberty, that is in fact a calamity.

  42. Public Entelectual   1 year ago

    Georgetown, Brown, Yale, Dartmouth, and Massachusetts Institute of Technology have all returned to test-mandatory applications. But with Harvard now on board, the case should be closed on this ill-fated experiment.

    The ill-fated experiment was trying to substitute the SAT for the Social Register.

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