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Politics

Brickbats: March 2024

News of politicians, police, and bureaucrats behaving badly from around the world

Charles Oliver and Peter Bagge | From the March 2024 issue

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Former federal corrections officer Andy Steven Johnson pleaded guilty to theft and wire fraud. While working at the United States Penitentiary in Atlanta, Johnson took an inmate's cellphone, opened Cash App, and sent himself $300. Johnson also applied for and received a Paycheck Protection Program loan of nearly $16,000 for a business that didn't exist.

Illustration: Peter Bagge

Karen Celebertti resigned as director of the Miss Nicaragua beauty pageant facing charges of treason and organized crime. Following Miss Nicaragua Sheynnis Palacios' victory in the Miss Universe pageant, photos of Palacios attending a 2018 anti-government rally went viral and she became a symbol of the opposition to President Daniel Ortega. When Celebertti and her daughter arrived back at the Managua airport in November, they were placed on a plane to Mexico, and police searched her home and detained her husband and son.

Illustration: Peter Bagge

The government of Utrecht, Netherlands, banned ads for meat on bus stops and other government-owned spaces. The city has previously banned ads for fossil fuels, cars, and flying. City officials say the bans could have a positive impact on residents' health and the climate.

Former Hialeah, Florida, police officer Rafael Otano was sentenced to five and a half years in prison after being convicted of kidnapping a homeless man. Prosecutors said that after a shopkeeper at a strip mall called police to complain about the man, Otano and another officer drove him to a wooded area outside of town, beat him, and left him there.

Russia has enacted new laws to punish those who criticize its war in Ukraine, and Russians have been eager to denounce those they feel violate those laws. Sometimes those who report others truly agree with the war effort, but sometimes it's done to settle a personal grudge. "Whenever something real comes up, there's nobody to investigate," one former police officer told the BBC. "Everyone's gone to check on some grandma who saw a curtain that looked like the Ukrainian flag."

Illustration: Peter Bagge

Coi Morris, a mail handler at the U.S. Postal Service processing center in New Orleans, pleaded guilty to embezzling. Morris admitted that for months, he opened and stole from greeting cards at the processing center, taking between $500 and $800 plus some gift cards.

Australian authorities fined 77-year-old New Zealander June Armstrong 3,300 Australian dollars ($2,235) for bringing a chicken sandwich into the country. Armstrong bought the sandwich, sealed, at the Christchurch airport. She intended to eat it on her flight but forgot about it until a customs official in Australia searched her backpack. The Australian Department of Agriculture, Fisheries and Forestry website says travelers can be fined if they fail to declare goods that pose a "high level of biosecurity risk."

A member of the New York Legislature wants people to be fingerprinted and pass a criminal background check before they can buy a 3D printer. State Assemblymember Jenifer Rajkumar (D–Queens) says such printers can be used to make and sell untraceable guns. The bill doesn't specify what will happen to those who already own 3D printers or to those who buy them from private sellers or from out of state.

A Marion County, Florida, sheriff's deputy received a one-day suspension for using a police database to find the identity of a woman dating her ex-boyfriend. She was suspended an additional two days after a video appeared on Facebook of her attacking another woman at a party. The woman she attacked was reportedly a friend of her ex's new girlfriend.

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Charles Oliver is a contributing editor at Reason.

Peter Bagge is a contributing editor and cartoonist at Reason.

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  2. LIBertrans   2 years ago

    Thank you Reason for the Peter Bagge toons!
    The bit about Karen Celebertti brings to mind how bad things happened to JFK, RDK, MLK, Jim, Janis, Jimi, Leary, Ellsworth, John Lennon and others afoul of Tricky Dick Nignew. If anything happens to the charming and delightful Taylor Swift--now branded ungoodthinkful by Torquemada Trumpanzees--we will have our own dereliction to blame.

  3. AT   2 years ago

    While working at the United States Penitentiary in Atlanta, Johnson took an inmate's cellphone, opened Cash App, and sent himself $300.

    Hahaha! That's hilarious. Good answer to the question: why do we even give inmates cell phones.

    Johnson also applied for and received a Paycheck Protection Program loan of nearly $16,000 for a business that didn't exist.

    That has nothing to do with law enforcement. The PPP was designed to be abused.

    When Celebertti and her daughter arrived back at the Managua airport in November, they were placed on a plane to Mexico, and police searched her home and detained her husband and son.

    Well, if memory serves, Nicaragua is a communifascist hellscape so that's to be expected.

    City officials say the bans could have a positive impact on residents' health and the climate.

    All hail mother gaia. Heretics will burned at the stake. Never mind their cognitive dissonance in that.

    Otano and another officer drove him to a wooded area outside of town, beat him, and left him there.

    Well that's not very nice. Then again, we don't seem all that concerned about vagrancy/drug use and its socially destructive derivative effects either. So, I guess this kinda washes out.

    Russia has enacted new laws to punish those who criticize its war in Ukraine

    Well, if memory serves, Russia is a communifascist hellscape so that's to be expected.

    Morris admitted that for months, he opened and stole from greeting cards at the processing center, taking between $500 and $800 plus some gift cards.

    Pillory.

    The Australian Department of Agriculture, Fisheries and Forestry website says travelers can be fined if they fail to declare goods that pose a "high level of biosecurity risk."

    Does anyone call them The Australian Daffy? Because if they don't, they should.

    State Assemblymember Jenifer Rajkumar (D–Queens) says such printers can be used to make and sell untraceable guns.

    As if that's a bad thing.

    A Marion County, Florida, sheriff's deputy received a one-day suspension for using a police database to find the identity of a woman dating her ex-boyfriend.

    Female cops.

    Yea, I said it. Fight me.

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