Prattle, a Shakespearean Version of Wordle, Won't Let You Guess 'Slave'
"This anti-free speech, anti-intellectual, anti-common-sense action deserves all the scorn it can get," says Roy Thomas, former editor in chief of Marvel Comics.

Prattle is an online game in the same vein as Wordle, the extremely popular word-guessing puzzle that debuted in October 2021 and was acquired by The New York Times in 2022. Whereas Wordle requires players to guess a five-letter word in the English dictionary, Prattle restricts the possible solutions to words appearing in the published works of William Shakespeare.
"Prattle is based on the popular Wordle, but with a Shakespearean twist!" write the creators. "All words in this game are ones that Shakespeare used in his plays, poems, and sonnets, as they appear in The Folger Shakespeare online."
Prattle doesn't use every word in the Shakespeare-verse, however. Trying to guess the word slave, for instance, results in the following warning: "Shakespeare did use this word, but we decided not to. Please guess a new word to keep playing."
Roy Thomas, former editor in chief of Marvel Comics and a fan of Prattle, lamented this "mind-boggling bit of virtue-signaling."
"This is the worst kind of pandering, the more so by a company supposedly devoted to major English-language literature," Thomas tells Reason.
Slave, of course, appears numerous times throughout the works of Shakespeare. In some cases, the bard uses the term figuratively, as in Romeo and Juliet ("let mischance be slave to patience"); in others, such as The Merchant of Venice, he describes actual slaves: "What judgment shall I dread, doing no wrong? You have among you many a purchased slave, which, like your asses and your dogs and mules, you use in abject and in slavish parts because you bought them."
Slavery is a terrible crime—a shameful evil that engulfed millions of innocent people throughout history. As a state of being, slave is deeply offensive. But is the word itself so offensive as to be utterly unsayable when used figuratively, or even when describing an actual, historical reality?
In the modern U.S., it is sometimes considered good etiquette to say enslaved persons rather than slaves, the former sounding more respectful. Historical tours of Mount Vernon, for instance, make reference to the enslaved persons in George Washington's household. But it's quite another matter to pretend that actual works of literature do not use the (arguably) outdated term; it certainly doesn't make slavery any less bad to pretend the word slave never existed.
Unfortunately, efforts to cleanse the English language of all potentially problematic verbiage seem to accelerate with each passing year. Stanford University's I.T. department recently penned a list of offensive terms and phrases that included "stupid" and "crazy." The Michigan Department of Health and Human Services sent a memo to employees last week asking them to phase out any use of the term field work because of its "implication for descendants of enslaved Black and Brown individuals." But field work is not a term reserved for the experiences of enslaved persons of color. Free people work in fields, too.
As for Prattle, Thomas says that he's unlikely to continue playing it unless it revisits the policy.
"This anti-free speech, anti-intellectual, anti-common-sense action deserves all the scorn it can get," he says.
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"Slavery is a terrible crime—a shameful evil that engulfed millions of innocent people throughout history."
REALLY???
Wow. You learn something new every day.
It says something about today's woke climate where they feel that they have to put a sentence declaiming slavery in, before some virtue signaler calls them a fan.
Yeah, it gives them an undeserved advantage because it assumes their critics are for slavery, and against rainbows and puppies, until proven otherwise.
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The Michigan Department of Health and Human Services sent a memo to employees last week asking them to phase out any use of the term 'field work' because of its "implication for descendants of enslaved Black and Brown individuals."
This is outrageous! They should ban the word 'work'!
Work is white supremacy.
You laugh, but I've seen having steady employment listed as signal for White Privilege.
My favorite:
Two parent household = White privilege.
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Are you guys cribbing from the Smithsonian poster about white culture? (Look it up)
“implication for descendants of enslaved Black and Brown individuals.”
Guess we're still pretending slavery was racially exclusive.
Duh. No white person was ever a slave, and no POC ever owned another person!
But what about
redskins, American Indians, native Americansthe people who were here before those terrible Europeans arrived and ruined everything???You terrible writer, you didn't include them too!
Yeah, I'm sure the Michigan HHS people are doing a lot of work in the cotton fields because a word can only have one meaning and usage.
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So working in the field of medicine is... slavery.
Once we get national health care, it will be.
To be fair, neither you nor I would probably refer to much of what goes on at the MI DHHS as work. A work? Yeah.
According to the old Wobblie song, they hung the jerk who invented "work" "In The Big Rock Candy Mountains."
🙂
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About ten years ago, I had a conversation with a co-worker, an African-American software engineer, where the topic of a master-slave protocol came up. I felt momentarily awkward saying the words; he didn't give a shit.
Your awkwardness about that shit says a lot about the idiocy you display.
We laughed and mocked the attempt to change master slave paradigms in code at my company. Waste of resources.
Wonder why people think you're a woke leftist. Can't figure it out.
"I felt momentarily awkward saying the words"
As expected of you.
Based on the sum of his idiot ramblings, feeling awkward should be his default whenever he speaks or writes anything.
Weak.
Were you talking to Elon Musk?
Yup. You guessed it.
Seems fitting as he's the first African American tech billionaire.
Not really, but I had another co-worker who was a white dude from South Africa who made the same joke about his being African-American several times.
There is not one really good term any better than African-American: “negro”, “colored”, “black” — they all suck and are inaccurate in one way or another. So, yes, I am just going with the social flow and using the current politically-correct term. Sue me. ????
How about not referring to someone’s race at all?
But we can still use it when referring to Jorge Zimmerman, white latino, right?
Yeah, a "white Latino" with the same proportion of African ancestry as Homer Plessy, and who would have been classified as "colored" if Florida's Jim Crow laws were still in force.
How dare you!
Black is beautiful, you fucking racist.
Amd yes, I would enjoy suing you. Unfortunately, your idiocy isn’t a great tort.
Given that discrimination is supposedly based on appearance, “black” seems pretty accurate.
“Stanford University’s I.T. department recently penned a list of offensive terms and phrases that included “stupid” and “crazy.””
With the result that you can’t use the most obviously applicable terms to criticize the Stanford I. T. department's policy.
I don't think the words "fucking retarded" are on that list. I would use those as an adequate substitute.
"Fucktarded" is related, and more than adequate as a shorter version.
I always use fucktard to describe a half asshole/half moron. But I’m guessing that’s not how mar people define it.
"Mar people?"
Like the "Eleventh Earl of Mar"?
Well, I certainly never heard that slang term in the Genesis song. 😉
Eleventh Earl of Mar--Genesis
https://youtu.be/SLpQyiJ3a6o
A couple of days ago Stanford backed off in embarrassment. The administration issued a statement saying that it was never school policy, which is technically true.
The best kind of true.
Technically, it s not illegal to be illegal.
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Is that Lotus Notes tech support? 😉
Also "American".
Not to mention "thug", "user", "victim".
And "cakewalk"? And "grandfather"?
And since it was an IT document...
"tarball" Use "tar archive" because "While the term refers to an archive that has been created with the tar command, it can be
negatively associated with the pejorative term tarbaby."
So Tape ARchive (tar) plus compression, is somehow racist. Because there's a completely different word that might be racist?
people who are afraid of words should not create word games.
Fucking brilliant!
I'm a way - they already are a word game.
"Censorship" - guess the words we censored!
Guessing what you can and cannot say has provided hours of exciting mental activity for billions of people. It's a very common activity in China for example.
A rather reticent North Korean is on line 2
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Well, time to cancel Shakespeare then. That is if he hasn't already been canceled for the most egregious woke sin of all: being a white, cis-gendered, hetero male.
He may be that but Willy was very trans progressive. After all, the women in his earlier plays were played exclusively by effeminate men and young boys.
And several times those boys were playing girls who were playing boys. Definitely pro-queer.
The original Victor/Victorias.
Victoria’s Secretions
Speaking of woman-ish characters, did you hear about Lady Macbeth's part in an Oxy Clean commercial? She said: "Out, damned spot! Out I say!"
😉
(MAD props to MAD Magazine for that one!)
🙂
I’ve always been a fan of Blake Edwads’ work.
And castrated for the "privilege" to boot!
Also, Shakespeare-was-gay theories have been around for decades now.
Given that he wrote love poems to both a boy and a woman, he was (in modern terms) bisexual. At the time, people didn’t worry about that sort of thing too much.
No, it's not "good etiquette," it's woke PC virtue signaling.
It still means the same thing!
In the real US it is considered good etiquette to acknowledge reality, and mock without mercy those who do not.
Slavery happed; to all races, by all races, on all continents.
Men are men.
Women are women.
You know the rest - - - - - - - -
Everyone in real America knows there was no stolen election?
How does that even belong here?
Yes, but the narrative.
Retards gotta retard.
Fifty cents is fifty cents.
What does Curtis Jackson have to do with it? 😉
You're finally coming around to the idea that Russia didn't fraud the 2016 election, huh?
That there was no stolen election is a reality that should be acknowledged, and those who don’t acknowledge it should be mocked mercilessly. Fits right in to the list.
So why were you so insistent Trump should be impeached the first time around then?
Must-see White Mike style election denier compilation.
No true Scotsman
Do you jerk off when you write stupid shit like that?
The clumps of cancer that consider such phrasing proper etiquette are themselves slavers.
I'm a slave for you (take that) I cannot hold it, I cannot control it
I'm a slave (it just feels right) for you (it just feels good)
I won't deny it, I'm not trying to hide it (baby)
Get it get it, get it get it (oh)
Get it get it, get it get it (oh)
Get it get it, get it get it (oh)
Britney Spears....
Britney Spears v. Shakespeare
Was that your best analogy?
Shakespeares, Britney Spears. It’s not a stretch. ????
Boil and bubble, toil and trouble
Get it get it, get it get it! (oh)
Was that composed while she was under her Daddy's conservatorship. Damn! I hope not! That would be sick!
I just tried a 7-letter puzzle and couldn't get it. The answer didn't sound like a real word (Shakespearean or otherwise) to me.
So we can assume you immediately deleted the app?
That would make Soave a bit of a “snowflake”, wouldn’t it?
When you censor a word, you give it power.
"Nigger" is just a word. Because virtue signalers force us to refer to it as "the N-word", they have empowered the word. It also sows the seeds of ignorance.
People are fucking stupid.
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Yeah, seems to me if you actually want to reduce racial animus and "trauma", the goal should be to strip these words of their power to offend and hurt, not to add more to the list. This is just training people to be weak and seek out offense.
If the bleating idiots didn't use the word to cancel "Huckleberry Finn", they would have had to wait a couple more years and use the "White Supremecy/Old White Writers" reasoning.
It was obvious, decades ago, that the Political-Correctness-Just-Means-be-Nice-to-People argument would lead to this fuckery.
Concerning word empowerment: this is so true; banning words gives them undo power. Cuss words are given their power by being prohibited. A friend uses cuss words in an almost jovial manner. As his kids grew up, cuss words had no negative meaning for them, so they had no power. Words themselves are not bad, it is the manner of their usage that can be bad. I attended a lecture many years ago and witnessed a verbal F*** Y** fight between two attendees. It was funny to see two grown men fling these words back and forth with increasing intensity. I had to catch myself from laughing as that would have only served to direct their ire at me.
This notion applies to banning ideas as well. It gives those ideas more power than they would have on their own.
The think I like about our new censorious overlords (who are just making business decisions) is that at some point, Slavery Will Not Have Occurred, because no one is allowed to talk about it. America will not have a legacy of slavery, because you can't say it.
Can that day be tomorrow?
Not if tomorrow is April 15th.
Surely it's offensive to Slavs? Mustn't offend them. While we're at it, Americans should call it "side" instead of "English" when playing pool. ("Side" is the English usage.) Stop using "bugger" - offensive to Bulgarians (and any Bogomils still around). etc etc
"Stop using “bugger”"
Especially since bugs is what we'll all (except the well-connected) be eating shortly.
"Bugger off, you bastards, bugger off..."
Stop using “bugger”
Wouldn't that be anti-gay?
To avoid being caught for buggery, the bugger buggered off in his buggy.
Wouldn't that be "the buggerer" instead? "Bugger" being the act and "buggerer" being one who does the act?
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"SLAVE" is accepted as a guess in the New York Times's Wordle. But guessing it is terrible strategy unless the guess is strategic -- to eliminate or place certain letters -- rather than with the hope that it's the solution. I'll lay long odds against "SLAVE" ever being a solution.
SLAVE is actually a really great word for a five-letter Wordle clone because it quickly ticks off S, L, A, and E which are all among the most common letters in the language. Though SLATE is probably superior in every way. I don't know if Shakespeare ever used SLATE, and if he didn't SLAVE is a really top notch word.
148 out of Wordle's 2312 words contain one or more "v"s. By contrast, 667 words contain one or more "t"s, Hence SLATE is better than SLAVE. FWIW SLATE is my standard 1st guess.
“In the modern U.S., it is sometimes considered good etiquette to say enslaved persons rather than slaves, the former sounding more respectful.”
It does not sound more respectful. It is merely a more linguistically awkward construction that says exactly the same thing. The judgement that it is more respectful seems to be based on some idea that calling someone with the status of property a “slave” is a negative judgement on their character, which is a bizarre conclusion from someone who thinks slavery is a moral wrong. It wipes away the connotations associated with the original word, but ut does not last since usage of the new phrase will eventually pick up the connotations, starting the cycle anew.
Also,
What’s in a name? That which we call a rose By any other name would smell as sweet; So Romeo would, were he not Romeo call’d, Retain that dear perfection which he owes Without that title. Romeo, doff thy name, And for that name which is no part of thee Take all myself.
I'm severely disappointed by the caliber of comments on this thread.
I can see a not-too-terrible argument for "enslaved person" rather than "slave". Saying someone is a slave sort of implies that it is a characteristic of the person (which is something that people have believed historically) rather than something that is done to a person. So I'm OK with it as a careful use of language to make a particular point.
But it's idiotic to insist that everyone change to that usage. It's a normal word that everyone understands and pretty much literally no one in the developed world is in favor of slavery.
Saying someone is a slave sort of implies that it is a characteristic of the person (which is something that people have believed historically) rather than something that is done to a person. So I’m OK with it as a careful use of language to make a particular point.
Fuck off, slaver. 🙂
It implies no such thing.
Lol
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What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
He does not look like a bitch.
What?
Actually, he does.
Ming the Merciless would like a word.
David Carradine will be with you in a moment.
He still hanging around?
That would be noose to me.
No, he's walking on rice paper.
The (SPOILER ALERT) boss villain in Loki is black, but I wouldn't blame people who had stopped watching that silly series by that point.
Clubber Lang’s prediction on how this will play out is, “Pain.”
Obviously, we can only make movies where all the actors are some color that does not occur in nature. Like blue.
And even then, people complain about racism.
Kumail Nanjiani looks pretty effeminate to me. Maybe he could take some more hormones and play some trans woman going around poisoning people in an Agatha Christie reboot? Would that be villainous enough?
This is the worst kind of pandering
What do you expect from a bunch of fucking shylocks?
Prattle sure is niggardly with their allowable word choices.
Boggle won’t let you use “rape”, “rapes”. But I think “raping”, and “rapist” work.
Also, “ass” no longer works. Which is weird, not only because there’s nothing obviously problematic in a wokie sense, but it has multiple definitions. Like donkey. (And it’s not a profanity rule because you can spell “shit” and “shat”.)
What happened to a good old American sentence like "gas, ass or grass, nobody rides for free"?
Asking that for fare would get the vehicle forfeitured for the driver being a price gauger, a Patriarchal exploiter, a druggie, or all of the above.
That "field work" one is especially annoying. Field has quite a few meanings beyond a patch of grass. It's provincial and ignorant to insist on viewing terms in the most offensive, simplistic way possible.
Why did the cow win the Nobel Prize?
She was out standing in her field.
There is a shocking ignorance in younger generations of words having multiple meanings. For instance, I was watching a book review who was unaware that "fingered" had other meaning beyond describing a sex act,
Those young whippersnappers don't even know their own slang! It's called Fingerbanging!
https://youtu.be/WkAbgKtH3tw
"Slave" can be used derogatorily - see National Anthem, verse 3 -
No refuge could save the hireling and slave
From the terror of flight or the gloom of the grave
(...of course, how many people even know there *is* a 3rd verse, or even a 2nd one?)
But going back to Shakespeare, there's Sonnet 57:
Being your slave, what should I do but tend
Upon the hours and times of your desire?
I have no precious time at all to spend,
Nor services to do, till you require.
Nor dare I chide the world-without-end hour
Whilst I, my sovereign, watch the clock for you.
Nor think the bitterness of absence sour
When you have bid your servant once adieu;
Nor dare I question with my jealous thought
Where you may be, or your affairs suppose,
But like a sad slave, stay and think of nought,
Save, where you are how happy you make those.
So true a fool is love that in your will
Though you do anything, he thinks no ill.
And there's Rihanna -
Sticks and stones may break my bones
But chains and whips excite me
And Ruth Etting:
Take good care of yourself
You belong to me
And don't forget Stevie Wonder:
Signed, sealed, delivered, I'm yours!
You'd think even he could see how problematic that is.
Will they allow any the of the key words in this sentence:
"the bawdy hand of the dial is now upon the prick of noon"
(Romeo and Juliet, Act 2, Scene 4)
Oh, a hand-job, eh? N'YUK! N'YUK! N'YUK! 😉
I'm a big Roy Thomas fan, but he seems like a pretty random choice to quote for this article.
Can we talk about the millions of Europeans ("whites") enslaved by Arabs and Northern Africans?
How about we talk about the fact that all African slaves were enslaved by other Africans?
Context is important, because evil Americans and Europeans didn't simply introduce slavery into a world which was free of it before.
Of course, since a people should have high standards for itself, then "just like the others" isn't a stirring slogan.
We’re not talking about “standards” here, we’re talking about actual harm: millions of Europeans were captured, abused, and brutally killed. Furthermore, black Africans were primarily enslaved by other black Africans. So, if tally up harm from, and responsibility for, slavery by “white”, “Arab”, and “black”, you need to do so properly.
When it comes to “standards”, Europeans were the only ones actually abolishing slavery on a large scale, not just in Europe but around the world. Prior to Christian Europeans saying “this is morally wrong”, almost no culture around the world did so.
Ackshuyally, Thomas Paine was a Deist when he founded his Abolitionist society, as we're many other Abolitionists in his time. They didn't wait for the blessing of a tyrannical God or a pro-slavery tome to do right by fellow human beings.
Letcherous, treacherous, bloody boring Prattle!
Kind of annoyed i can't used the Bard's favorite term:
Nigar
"The fig upon them! The fig of Spain, I say!"
The Times Editor who acquired Prattle , look you , is an ass and a fool and a prating coxcomb with no more directions in the true disciplines of the Culture Wars , of the Times Roman disciplines, than is a puppy dog.