Review: Thor: Love and Thunder
Please, hammer…

The last Thor movie was a lot of fun, you'll recall. Taking over the franchise reins for Marvel's third solo romp with the hunky thunder god, director Taika Waititi injected the 2017 Thor: Ragnarok with impish wit (even the fire demon got a cute line) and managed to freshen up a key component of the Marvel Cinematic Universe (an enterprise now in its fourteenth year).
Waititi's second Thor outing, Love and Thunder, is also fun, but not as much. A down-shift is apparent right at the beginning, as we watch a pitiful character called Gorr (Christian Bale) traipsing across a vast desert salt flat with a dying child in his arms. The child is Gorr's daughter, and when she does in fact die, he curses the gods who failed to save her and the rest of his family. Vowing to destroy all deities—Greek, Roman, Aztec, whichever—he becomes Gorr the God Butcher, and our story begins.
This is a relatively slow, bleak open for a Marvel movie, but Waititi and his co-screenwriter, Jennifer Kaytin Robinson, are clearly trying to bring real-life emotion into their hugely expensive superhero tale. In doing this, though—and in later introducing terminal cancer as a plot point—they can't help but diminish the cartoony brio that has made these pictures so never-endingly popular.
Since the movie runs a few seconds under two hours, the story's setup is briskly sketched in. We see Thor onboard the Guardians of the Galaxy spaceship with Star-Lord (Chris Pratt) and the rest of that gang. And we see his ex-girlfriend, astrophysicist Jane Foster (Natalie Portman)—last on-hand for the 2013 Thor: The Dark World—undergoing chemotherapy in a New York City hospital. Although her cancer is incurable, Jane thinks there could be a medically restorative power in Thor's magical battle hammer, Mjölnir—now residing, in pieces, in Thor's home world of Asgard (which has become a complete space-tourist trap). Arriving there, she is startled to see the dismantled hammer reassemble itself and make a beeline for her hand—turning her into a new superhero: The Mighty Thor. (Later, checking out her cape and her metal breastplate and her familiar long blond locks, Thor says, "That's my hammer you've got there. And my look.")
Chris Hemsworth is an unimprovable Thor, of course, and it's nice to have Tessa Thompson back on the Marvel beat as the cheerily queer warrior woman Valkyrie, whose romantic interest in Portman's character rivals Thor's own. ("We're on the same team," she tells the big galoot. "Team Jane!") But while Christian Bale is an actor of capacious ability, there's not a lot he can do with Gorr—a character entirely defined by grief and rage (and, okay, a useful ability to summon monsters from the bowels of the Earth). And bringing Russell Crowe into this movie to play Zeus is an idea that must have been hatched during an all-night mead bender. In a scene that goes on much too long (in which the Greek uber-god is given a pro-wrestling-style intro as "the man, the myth, the legend"), Crowe for some reason adopts a bellowing Italian accent that wouldn't be out of place in a Super Mario vignette. (Whether this is ridiculous or actually kind of funny will be a personal call for each viewer.)
The movie is skillfully made—especially Gorr's shadowy, near-black-and-white homeland, which recalls the rich grayscales of old Universal horror films. Elsewhere, though, the picture is busily over-designed, and aglow with colors that suggest an explosion in a candy factory.
But the fundamental problem with Thor: Love and Thunder is its feeling of incompleteness. Waititi has said in interviews that he shot four hours' worth of footage for the picture, then edited it down to two. That's a lot of cutting, and there are times when you can feel the absence of necessary plot detail. (Scenes featuring Lena Heady, of Game of Thrones, had to be cut, and Christian Bale has said that scenes he did with Peter Dinklage and Jeff Goldblum were likewise excised.) This material will no doubt turn up somewhere down the line in expanded versions of the movie. Until then, all props to Waititi right now for committing totally to a very grown-up love story amid the powerful corporate tides of blockbuster cinema. We'll see how the fans feel.
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I refuse to watch any more Marvel / DC Comics slop. The first dozen (?) films were entertaining but mindless, pointless and the CGI drives most of the "wow" factor. Fake is putting it mildly. Enough already
Natalie Portman is a Marxist so there is that too. Let her BLM fans support her exorbitant salary and Woke dogmas
https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2020/jun/9/natalie-portman-says-white-privilege-at-first-caus/
"Natalie Portman told fans this week that her “white privilege” was responsible for causing fear and trepidation over calls by Black Lives Matter activists to defund police departments across the nation.
The liberal actress told Instagram followers on Monday that she’s now on board with defunding police departments after realizing that decades of personal experiences feeling safe around cops were based upon a lie — one created by “white privilege.”
So then for Portman police shouldn't be the only ones to legally possess firearms?
I'm glad I don't judge entertainers by their politics, or I'd have nothing to watch, listen to, or read.
Sure, but there's nothing wrong with forcing them back in to the same social class as prostitutes (which, if one knows even a smattering of what goes on in Hollywood, is perfectly appropriate), rather than the modern aristocracy that they are currently treated as.
At the very least, carve them away from billion-dollar trans-national news-entertainment-propaganda mediaplexes that prop them up as mouthpieces to spew their retardation. Even just a little bit. See Lebron "Now is not the time" James vs. Michael "Republicans buy sneakers too" Jordan.
I didn't read the full review because I detest spoilers, but I did catch the final paragraph or two. Maybe I'll wait for the director's cut or the Rifftrax version.
". . . in Thor's home world of Asgard (which has become a complete space-tourist trap)"
Clearly, you've not seen the earlier movies or have not paid attention. Asgard was destroyed in Ragnorak and the Aesir that are left now live in a village in Norway.
Ragnarredbeard: "New Asgard"
Still not Thor's home world. That was destroyed.
So to sum up it's a shit movie propped up with SJW identitarian ideology. Sorry, but not watching this garbage.
Ah, Lady Thor.
The character nobody asked for & did not sell worth a fuck now in the movies.
With all the great Thor stories they could have gone with, they chose this shit.
Strong female warriors scare you, don't they? Lady Thor is a classic of the comic books. I bet you were also one of those shitting their pants over the presence of a black female in Obi-Wan.
Lady Thor is a classic of the comic books.
LOL, no. The character is based on one that was created for a proprietary comic series in 2015 that didn't sell shit.
I bet you were also one of those shitting their pants over the presence of a black female in Obi-Wan.
I don't know about that, but Disney sure seemed to take a lot of pleasure in people calling her a nigger.
I'm not a Star Wars fan and have not seen Obi Wan, so I guess you lose your bet fuck face.
Strong female warriors scare you, don't they?
If only more women were strong warriors like Justice Amy C. Barrett, Rep. Mayra Flores, Gov Nikki Haley, Dr Condi Rice, Joni Ernst, Kristi Noem, Mia Love, etc etc etc
"Strong female warriors scare you, don't they?"
Strong female characters dont "scare" anyone. The response is more of an eyeroll.
The "Strong Womyn" trope has been way overdone, and its already super old. They are instantly better and more powerful than the male version with usually no training or work. Rey in star wars and Cpt Marvel in the MCU are perfect examples. They keep doing this same thing and its super transparent, boring, and extremely pandering.
It reminds me of Biden's "there's nothing a man can do that a woman can't do the same or better". That pandering attitude should honestly insult women, as no one (including women) thinks that is true.
"I bet you were also one of those shitting their pants over the presence of a black female in Obi-Wan."
The people shitting their pants were the wokesters involved in the series. They pre-emptively cried racism before anything actually happened as a publicity stunt. No one even had a time to react to it and they were telling her specifically to EXPECT racism because her brave strong womyn character was GOING TO upset people.
It was racist wokes, as always, being racists.
And no one gives a shit about her presence. Fans wanted a cool Obi Wan story because fans fucking love Obi Wan, and they wanted to see Vader. But instead the wokes wanted to pull a bait and switch and use the series to highlight this new character of color and try to make us give a shit about her, and focus the attention on her.
Four movies in and still no Beta Ray Bill (except for a one second glimpse of a statue). Ridiculous.
Yeah, and we got through the whole Infinity war without Adam Warlock, too, when it was explicitly a battle between him and Thanos, with everybody else just a distraction.
Unfortunately, they killed off the potential to tell about 95% of the great Thor stories by getting around to Ragnarok so fast. Most of the characters involved have been offed.
They did that sort of thing to most of the Marvel franchises. The MU had too much complexity for the movie guys to handle, I guess, so they just ruthlessly killed off as many characters as fast as possible.
From what I've seen it looks to be a typical Marvel action/comedy flick. I'll see it in the theater.
And I truly pity all y'all who feel like you must judge entertainment and entertainers through a political lens. Suspend reality for a couple hours and have fun. Lighten up. Jeez. No need to be so damn serious all the time.
I have no interest in watching this but I agree that the actors politics shouldn't be a consideration. If the movie is spouting that stuff it's a different story.
It's gotten so stupid now that to be considered for awards, like Oscars or whatever, a movie must have some LGBTQ characters and incorporate LGBTQ themes. Doesn't really matter what the writers or directors want. Unless they're going to produce the movie with their own money, it's going to comply with the new standards.
Kind of an ironic reversal where those themes used to be common in independent movies, but now if you want to avoid them you must seek independent movies.
Actually, I was pleasantly surprised by the latest Minions movie. If there was any of that crap in it, I missed it.
And I truly pity all y'all who feel like you must judge entertainment and entertainers through a political lens.
Consider it an in-kind contribution.
Just go check out The Drinkers review when it comes out.
Yep. His and Razorfist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHMS7eVOGTE&ab_channel=TheCriticalDrinker
So, this is the best sort of movie critic. Blunt, hilarious, and actually acts like movie making should be about making movies. And the name "CGI Natalie Portperson" is just a fantastic bit of writing.
Being as I'm not a comic book lover, or a Disney lover, or a super hero guy, or a franchise guy, or a lover of movies where shit blowing up is more important than ideas and thoughtful dialogue, or where casting and story are all about grrl power and checking all the right woke boxes, I'm guessing this review is far better for me than actually watching this movie. Because it sure makes the movie like really, unbelievably fucking stupid.
Or, as I normally say to be polite, I don't think I'm their demographic.
Taika Waititi = New Joel Shumacher
Take heart though, it could have been worse. He could have been the New M. Night Shyamalan.
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