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A British employment tribunal has ruled that calling a man bald can be a form of sexual harassment similar to commenting on a woman's breasts. The ruling came in a case involving Tony Finn, an electrician for the British Bung Manufacturing Company. Finn claimed that he was called a "bald c---" at work. The three members of the tribunal, all men, ruled that this insult was a "violation against the claimant's dignity, it created an intimidating … environment for him, it was done for that purpose, and it related to the claimant's sex." Finn had worked at the company for nearly 24 years but was fired last year. The circumstances around his firing were part of the case.
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He works for Bung, was called a “bald cunt”, and “bald” is the issue?
I think cunt is considered polite Limey conversation.
It's certainly more acceptable, at least among the lower classes, than it is here.
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Many of them use "cunt" or "twat" like we use punctuation. Say what you will about the British, but they are very good at swearing.
British Bung Manufacturing Company
What the hell is a bung?
I think it means the rectal area.
No wonder the guy left. The CEO of Bung is probably a real asshole.
Actually, it seems he didn’t leave—he was shitcanned.
He was probably just looking for an exit from his shitty job.
I don't think that word means what you think it means.
The British slang for the rectal area is "bum".
It's a plug used to seal the hole in a fermenting cask.
Any sort of stopper that works that way. The Brits kept their navy afloat with those types of stoppers
https://www.dictionary.com/browse/bung
Bung is the cork that goes into the bunghole. As in a keg or barrel. Thus our euphemism of "bunghole".
~~ queue Beavis.
"Bung hole" is great because it sounds dirty, but isn't.
Tell that to Bevis.
A bung is a large cork used to plug a hole drilled into a barrel. The hole in the barrel is a "bung hole", but most people may be more familiar with a figurative use of that term...
A bung is something you stick into a hole.
He should have ignored the bald part and said the real problem was him being misgendered. He could say that had they called him a bald dick, they would have at least acknowledged his expressed gender, but instead they chose opposite-gender terminology. Given that it’s the UK, his bullies will be promptly arrested, tried for assault, and probably drawn and quartered.
So if someone calling you out as bald is now a form of sexual harassment over there, I wonder if the courts will prescribe an ordinary punishment like a stiff fine, or it it will involve getting slapped on live TV by Will Smith? Or maybe they’ll have Idris Elba come up and slap you on BBC 1, since it’s the UK?
Yes! And they will slap you with a BUNG, specifically! Right in your (fermenting cask's) bunghole!
(When done just right, I am told, it feels GOOD! Can it also be a "bong" at the same time? Is the seller perhaps called a "butt-bung-bong-bunny", butt you can only buy them right before Easter? And most of all...WHERE does one get one of these "bungs"? Asking for a fiend!)
How do you pronounce '---'?
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