Brickbat: Come and Knock on Our Door

A Bradenton, Florida, woman said officers from U.S. Marshals Service pulled her and her baby out of their apartment at gunpoint. She says they left without an explanation or an apology after realizing they were at the wrong apartment. The Marshals Service did not respond to questions from a local TV station about the incident.

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[m4019597]

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[Inigo Montoya]

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[SQRLSY One]

The US marshals are afraid of the knock-on effects of EVER admitting ANY error (let alone OMG, APOLOGIZING!) to ANYONE!

[Gray_Jay]

Great, now the Marshals are going to flash-bang the Regal Beagle. I hope they don't catch any of the ferns on fire.

[mad.casual]

I find your joke offensive to th eplight of gays in this country and its history of brutal oppression. Prior to the Elen Degeneres show, just the hint of being gay, let alone professing it openly, was to be subject to summary execution by pickup truck dragging.

Next you'll probably tell me you would enjoy the laughable exploits of two white men transitioning to women in order to live and work in NYC, rather than a historical documentary of how they were brutally forced at the point of a gun to use the men's room.

[Will Nonya]

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[mad.casual]

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[Dillinger]

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[Spalding]

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[Spalding]

DUH!!!

[Fist of Etiquette]

The conduct of people who know they are not accountable for their actions.

[Longtobefree]

She probably had a VPN that looked like she had been to DC on a visit a few months ago - - -

[mad.casual]

Marshal Al Cicuras: Have you or any member of your family been on public property without permission in the last year?
Woman: You mean like a sidewalk, public park, or a school? Yeah, sure.
Marshal Cicuras: No ma'am. I don't mean local, municipal public property, I mean Federal property.
Woman: You mean like a Post Office? Yeah. My daughter and I go all the time. I keep a P.O. box for my home office.
Marshal Cicuras: Ma'am. I mean Federal Government property outside the State of Florida.
Woman: Oh, like a National Park? Sure, the entire family took a vacation to the Smokies a couple of months ago.
Marshal Cicuras: *Pinching bridge of nose* Ma'am, anywhere on the Eastern Seaboard? Maryland or Virginia specifically.
Woman: Oh, yeah, my boyfriend is a bit of a Civil War buff. We went to Gettysburg and Antietam late last summer.
Marshal Cicuras: *reaching for sidearm* Ma'am I'm going to need you and your daughter to, slowly, get on your knees and put your hands behind your head.
Woman: What's this about? I know we took a vacation during quarantine but nobody has COVID, then, now, or between.
Marshal Richard Less: *whispers in Cicuras' ear*
Marshal Cicuras: *reholstering weapon* Thank you for your time ma'am. Be well.

[Dillinger]

this piece is lacking Chrissy.

[Quo Usque Tandem]

Guess they didn't have a dog; but if they had, they wouldn't have one now.