Welcome to the Metaverse
Facebook's rebrand signals that the widely scrutinized company retains lofty ambitions.

"They're doing what cigarette purveyor Philip Morris did when they tried to rehab their image and rebrand to Altria," sniveled many Big Tech critics over the past week when news surfaced that Facebook would be rebranding. In reality, Facebook—which announced yesterday that it would be renaming the parent company Meta, while keeping the name Facebook specifically for the platform—is pulling a move more similar to the Google/Alphabet split circa 2015, but using the moment to signal plans to get serious about its virtual and augmented reality divisions.
"Now we have a new north star: to help bring the metaverse to life," says Mark Zuckerberg in a video released yesterday. "Imagine you put on your glasses or headset and you're instantly in your home space. There's parts of your physical home, recreated virtually. It has things that are only possible virtually. And it has an incredibly inspiring view of whatever you find most beautiful."
The future, according to Zuckerberg's vision, has 3D street art seen via augmented reality glasses; it has poker games comprised of a mix of avatars and meatspace; a forest room that seems both psychedelic and relaxing. Presence is not eliminated, rather it's "the defining quality of the metaverse."
"You're going to really feel like you're there with other people," via body language and facial expressions and other subtleties, that "today's technology can't quite deliver." He sees nonstatic images—avatars, "photorealistic for work, a stylized one for hanging out, and maybe a fantasy one for gaming"—becoming commonplace in our new hybrid world, a world that won't be device-reliant the way we are now. "Lots of things that are physical today like screens will just be able to be holograms in the future," he says, reminding viewers that some of these technologies nevertheless remain a few years out.
"The software underpinning Zuckerberg's take on the metaverse is called Horizon. It's part Minecraft meets Roblox with an application for work collaboration as well," reports The Verge. "Next year, the company plans to introduce Project Cambria, a high-end, mixed reality headset previewed at Connect that mixes virtual graphics with the real world in full color. It will have face and eye tracking to allow for more realistic avatars."
All of this seems pretty luxe and sophisticated for a company currently most widely known for a product populated largely by boomers who alternate between sharing apoplectic political posts and terribly photoshopped memes in a news feed oversaturated with weak acquaintances. Facebook's present isn't so hot, but maybe its future will be. Or maybe Zuckerberg knows that he has a dying star on his hands, and this will eventually be remembered as a futile attempt to resurrect something too far gone, but in a manner too ambitious for current technology to accommodate.
The Meta announcement was greeted with warranted skepticism. "Mark Zuckerberg wants to be the hero of the metaverse because he knows Facebook is boring," reads the subheading of an article by tech reporter Brian Merchant in The Atlantic:
The metaverse is likely propelled as much by the founder's ego as it is by PR stuntery. Behind the opportunism is Zuckerberg's desire to take a billionaire-size step into the unknown, à la Jeff Bezos or Elon Musk, something that can truly make a dent in the future, rather than running an ad-stuffed social-media feed that is no longer anyone's idea of a bold new tomorrow. Zuckerberg has talked about how he was inspired by the science fiction of the metaverse when he was younger, and he clearly loves the novel Ready Player One; new recruits to his Oculus division were handed copies of the book upon hiring. Becoming a hero in the metaverse feeds Zuck's ambitions the way aspiring to space travel feeds Bezos and Musk.
"Today's Facebook Connect keynote is entirely about a future that doesn't yet exist; believing that it will happen rests on the degree to which you believe that Zuckerberg the founder can accomplish more than any mere manager," writes Ben Thompson at The Stratechery. "I'm skeptical that Facebook—a lumbering bureaucracy whose biggest breakthroughs in the past decade have mostly come by buying competing apps or copying their features, rather than developing its own ideas internally—will create an immersive digital universe that people actually want to spend time in," comments Kevin Roose at The New York Times. After all, since "there is only so much of the physical world for software to eat," writes Merchant, Silicon Valley seems "in desperate want of a big new idea."
Perhaps Facebook's current disappointing cheuginess really can give way to something more dynamic and cutting-edge. Perhaps we really will hold our poker games in the psychedelic forest with our avatars dressed to the nines, merely a few years from now. Or perhaps Zuck, like spacemen Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk, wants to seek new frontiers but isn't quite sure where to find them.
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"Facebook's rebrand signals that the widely scrutinized company retains lofty ambitions."
That is not reassuring.
I would not subject myself to an augmented reality governed by Facebook's terms of service and the government's control unless I were required to do so by my job or the government, and I would encourage everyone who cares about their autonomy and their rights to avoid all of Facebook's products. There is nothing good about Facebook blurring the lines between reality and Facebook. This isn't to say that the metaverse might not be amazing, or desirable, but I wouldn't want to be subject to any part of it that Facebook controls. Looking to Zuckerberg to protect your rights is like going to OJ for marriage counseling.
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Zuck has about as much hope of erasing his creep footprint by rebranding as Max Headroom. He seems to believe his own focus groups.
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Is this New Coke for the internet age?
Bad news Zuck, baby; nothing has been real with your platforms for years.
I'm sayin' that thing is not of this planet.
Face it, Chumperberg, I've never yet met a worse idea.
Zuckerberg will be totally irrelevant by Nov. 2022. Even he knows it, that is why he is trying his "Microverse"! A silly attempt to recapture the past.
The Microverse? I wouldn’t mind the Micronauts making a comeback.
The metaverse is not new. I lived and worked in a (2D) virtual world 15 years ago, which was vibrant because it was user-created, and I have since been around in 3D versions, which have been uniformly boring. The thing is, content is king in VR/AR the same way it is in RL. Pre-packaged environments are not compelling in the long run. Absent user-created content, these things die a quick death, and I can't imagine Zuck allowing people to create their own environments in any metaverse he can censor. Regarding the technology to go fully immersive: it ain't there yet, it still makes people nauseous, and the FB takeover of Oculus caused me to shitcan that thing too. Not that I ever used it, so it wasn't much of a sacrifice.
The thing that most people don't understand about this metaverse stuff is that people are even bigger asshats in there than they are on the old-fashioned internet. The limitation will, once again, be human immaturity. The PTSD I still remember from my time trying to work with the griefers and drama queens in VR will keep me from ever being tempted to re-enter that fucked up nether-world of sad people.
I'd advise against anyone wasting their life in there, even if Zuck wasn't pulling the strings.
I just hope it's not like the metaverse on the CW superhero shows.
You mean the Arrowverse?
At least he can't trademark "Metaverse," because Neal Stephenson used it in "Snow Crash" first. I expect an outpouring of memes about it from there.
I expect an outpouring of memes about it from there.
Poor Zuck's Atemic Bomb just imploded.
“…using the moment to signal plans to get serious about its virtual and augmented reality divisions.”
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Like W. C. Fields, I never metaverse I didn't like.
So incels get virtual sex and enviros get to finally close off the real world for good. What's not to like?
Virtual sex is going to put sex robots out of work before they even start.
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Apparently Meta means death or dead in Hebrew. Hey anyone remember Second Life? None of this is new "Snow Crash" is 30 years old and "The Matrix" is 20.
And Neuromancer: 37 years ago.
I mean, if the power grid stays up, this is eventually going to happen but the idea that it's around the corner and that Zuck's version will run the world is not realistic.
As usual this "libertarian" publication has missed talking about the libertarian angle on all this. We need to decentralize it from the beginning (as it is right now) and not let gatekeepers insinuate themselves like we allowed them to do with the internet at large.
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I tried to watch one of the announcement videos with Zuck and it was so cringe I could only handle 5 secs.
Metaverse is like Marlboro announcing "Tobacco Funland Theme Park" where everything is made of tobacco including funnel cakes and drinks.
No thanks. You slyly got me addicted to this one product and that's my fault but not interested in anything else you have to offer.
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