An Anonymous Jokester Installed a 'Merge Simpson' Sign Near a Portland Interstate. City Killjoys Took It Down.
The Portland Bureau of Transportation said that the sign was a safety hazard and therefore had to go.

The Portland Bureau of Transportation (PBOT) wants city residents to know that there's nothing funny about road safety.
On Thursday, transportation workers removed a "Merge Simpson" sign that had been installed earlier that week by an anonymous artist near an I-405 on-ramp in the city's downtown, reports The Oregonian. The sign featured the face of popular cartoon character Marge Simpson and was cleverly installed in foliage (or is it foilage?) resembling her characteristic beehive hairdo.
The sign attracted a flurry of interest on social media and from local news outlets. The PBOT was less amused. A bureau spokesperson told The Oregonian that while they "appreciate the sense of humor that Portlanders bring to our streets," the sign obscured a pedestrian crossing sign.
MERGE SIMPSON… have you seen this yet? Another 'Simpsons' character has appeared in @inDowntownPDX. Marge is now 'Merge Simpson' complete with tall hair, helping navigate you onto I-405 North. This is near the 'Ned Flanders Pedestrian Bridge'! #LiveOnK2 #pdxtraffic #Simpsons pic.twitter.com/srBnjq0mXn
— Mike Warner (@MikeKATU) October 14, 2021
This is not the PBOT's first crackdown on people trying to jazz up Portland's streets. It also tried to put a stop to local anarchists taking it upon themselves to patch up potholes that the bureau hadn't quite gotten to yet.
That episode is a pretty cut-and-dry case of the government shutting down the competition. The removal of the Merge Simpson sign is more of gray area, as it did replace a sign warning drivers to look out for pedestrians.
That said, a look at Google Maps suggests the existing street crossing—which cuts across the interstate on-ramp and is unmarked except for a pedestrian sign partially covered by plant matter—is already pretty dangerous.

Perhaps the PBOT could spend some time considering what additional features might make the intersection safer instead of simply removing features that at least make it funnier.
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I haven’t seen that little douchebag around lately. Is he regaling some other poor souls with his idiotic sophistry and sealioning lately?
Surely this is the biggest problem in Portland.
Andy and Barney are investigating.
“ The removal of the Merge Simpson sign is more of gray area, as it did replace a sign warning drivers to look out for pedestrians.”
There is nothing grey about that.
Yeah, that seems, um, actually dangerous....
Because nobody can see pedestrians in the streets without signs.
Just goona say if there isn't a sign, I always assume there cannot be pedestrians around.
We also need some signs which tell us to look out for other vehicles, and please do not drive backwards.
Driving backwards is so fun though!
How about the thing being covered by shrubbery?
Drivers making speed bumps out of Portlandian pedestrians and fixie riding hispters? Where’s the problem?
I don’t think the screenshot of the intersection with the actual pedestrian sign is even in Portland. The pedestrian is black, and everyone knows no black people live in Portland.
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Moscow does not believe in fun.....
Now put up a sign with Bart in a black mask and hoodie, holding a Molotov cocktail. I bet no one takes that one down.
He would be known as KARt Simpson.
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Well, putting up random humor road signs that cover up actual road signs is where this libertarian draws the line that "well there are SOME things government should do........" Send Brandon out to take it down.
No marked crosswalk, no right of way for pedestrians. At least in Real America.
Somebody by me took over one of the construction warning signs and rejiggered it so it pitches meme stocks. It's been up for going on a year.
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It also tried to put a stop to local anarchists taking it upon themselves to patch up potholes that the bureau hadn't quite gotten to yet.
Anarchists blocking downtown streets, spray painting buildings and lighting stuff on fire were given a free pass, however.
Really, Reason? This is what now passes for a news article on your website? Someone illegally modifies a traffic sign and the city returns the sign to its previous status, and this is a problem? Like, maybe traffic signs should be open for all and sundry to change, modify, or customize as they see fit? I can’t fathom how any rational person could think that there is a problem with the city doing this. Yet it becomes another kvetch session in the august digital pages of Reason. I mean, if they had put someone in prison for doing this, there might be a story about government overreaction, but Reason apparently thinks that just restoring the sign is some type of overreaction. Golly.
According to Reason, restoring the sign shows just what a fascist sh*thole Portland actually is! No wonder they have so many ANTIFA protests!
There's always The New Republic. Do the same sockpuppets operate there?
Portlanders have also modified street signs for NE Flanders St. by adding a D. "Ned Flanders St.".
The sign is funny and a cool stunt but the government response is entirely appropriate. Not a libertarian issue.
Now that the statute of limitations has run out, I can admit that I once changed a street sign to match a map to a party I made with a wrong street name in the route. Thankfully was before navigation apps in cars or phones or many would never have arrived.
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