Brickbat: Naked and Afraid

Former Miccosukee, Florida, police officer Michael Martinez has been sentenced to 10 years in prison after being convicted of two counts of extortion and two counts of unlawful compensation. In 2016, Martinez stopped Kyle Shoulta and Remy Riley, both then 18, after Shoulta ran a red light. The pair had alcohol and marijuana in their car. But Martinez didn't arrest them. Instead, he told them to follow him to a secluded area and ordered them to take off all their clothes and run around.

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[m4019597]

The lesson here is to arrest teens driving recklessly with contraband, instead of momentarily humiliating them, so they can strip, cough and squat in jail for a few nights.

Big improvement.

[Brian]

Equity.

[Longtobefree]

That approach saves the tax payers thousands in court and prison expenses.

[Crackers Boy]

Where is the Body Camera evidence?

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[Chumby]

Brown’s Brickbat brings all the boys to the yard.

[Lord of Strazele]

I would rather run around naked for a few minutes than get arrested.

[Unicorn Abattoir]

You just want the cop to show you his nightstick.

[Gozer the Gozarian]

Did they get to keep the alcohol and weed? If so, it was a reasonable thing to do.

[Quo Usque Tandem]

"...ordered them to take off all their clothes and run around."

And that was it? In a world of fetishes and perversions, I've not heard of that one before.

[Unicorn Abattoir]

He probably had other things in mind, but copped out.

[Brandybuck]

Among the kinkier clientele, they demand that Yakkity Sax be played while running around naked.

[Unicorn Abattoir]

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[Chumby]

That’s a bennie he’ll appreciate.

[LibertyWeeb]

*stifled laughter, followed by a groan*

[Earth Skeptic]

"Instead, he told them to follow him to a secluded area and ordered them to take off all their clothes and run around."

Sounds like an improvised sobriety test.

[Brandybuck]

Whiskey dick, he's had too much.

[sarcasmic]

Wouldn't stand up in court. No hard evidence.

[Zeb]

Yeah, I'm pretty sure I'd prefer that to being arrested.

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[inoyu]

Is this a case of: good guy - you die?