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Two days a week, for almost two months, Ken Robison Sr., visited multiple massage parlors in Horry County, South Carolina, and tried to obtain sex in exchange for money. According to the meticulous notes he kept, Robison, a private investigator, often succeeded in getting that sex. Robison's investigation helped local prosecutors and law enforcement shut down 20 massage parlors. In return, his firm, Robison Investigations, was paid $75 per hour, 50 cents per mile driven, $50 a day for food plus other expenses for his work.

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  5. I worked at the government, they jerked me daily for 20+ years but I was paid much less.

    1. I don’t work for hte government. But I pay my taxes. So I get fucked too. And with Biden I actually got a promise of a reach around. Hasn’t happened yet, but I’m assured my stimulus yank is in the mail.

    2. That’s why they want to close the “rub & tug” shops.

      There’s nothing the State hates more than competition.

  6. “Each time, he stopped the women before completion…”

    Now I just feel sorry for him.

    1. I think he could make a good case that the state compelled him into a form of torture on the state’s behalf. He should receive even more money for the emotional and psychological trauma.

      1. #MeToo4MenToo

    2. Is it really sex if he stopped?

      1. Depends of what the definition of “is” is.

      2. Mr. Bill Clinton, former president of the United State, said it is not sex if there is not penetration. I believe the actual quote was: eatin’ ain’t cheatin”!

        1. Like the colonel, it’s finger lickin’ good.

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  7. Myrtle Beach must be pretty hot if it can support 20 massage parlors.

    Knoxville, Spartanburg, Winston-Salem, Greensboro, Charlotte, Durham, and Greenville, SC always had plenty of places you could go to buy a genital massage. When I flew into their airports in the 80’s and 90’s, somebody was usually there at the FBO to slip me a business card. And nope, I never yielded to the temptation. I knew a law student in Knoxville who got kidnapped, rolled, and nearly killed, so never took the risk. I had sown just a few wild oats as a teenager and learned the burdens outweighed the benefits. And I read and was shocked to learn in James Boswell’s biography that he had a faithful mistress who infected him, long before the discovery of penicillin.
    And boys did my father ever frighten me with the narratives about his cousins who shipped into port and visited ladies of the night during WWII and came away with silently incubating VD.

    1. What is it with the South? You guys just extra horny or something?

      Anyway, a coworker told me about all the brothels in this town. Brothels? Here? Where? So he showed me. Massage parlors, but you had to know which ones offered the services. Most didn’t. But he knew the secret ways of knowing.

      1. Yep, men have to be real desperate to go for poon at Myrtle Beach, SC. It was ran-down even before Hurricane Hugo and so I hear, it’s even more run-down now.

  8. So this man was paid to have sex a lot.
    So can we convict the chief of police for sex trafficking? It seems like as strong a case as what I’ve heard about these massage parlor owners.

  9. So this county really did have a position of “Female Body Inspector”

  10. In return, his firm, Robison Investigations, was paid $75 per hour, 50 cents per mile driven, $50 a day for food plus other expenses for his work.

    I think it’s more than a little questionable hiring a PI to do LEO work, but he’s probably cheaper than a full-time detective.

    1. The regular cops are too busy with other stuff? The P. I. firm was very persuasive about the importance of its services? I don’t know.

    2. The PD couldn’t be caught doing this so they needed…

      A private dick.

  11. Ken Robison Sr., is obviously not a married man!

  12. When God made the Harrison Act, Prohibition Amendment and Volstead Act, government narcs were given money with which to buy beer, wine, sauerkraut, whiskey, rum, gin, neutral grain spirits, cocaine, opium, morphine, heroin and of course, bribes. In exchange for this investment, elected officials and their hirelings got opportunities to kick down doors and shoot fleeing people in the back. Altruism and racial eugenics motivated these good-faith laws and made them legitimate, fair and reasonable.

    1. Sauerkraut was banned? Was it because it wasn’t labeled “Liberty Cabbage” and riled up the all “Can The Kaiser” Wilsonians?

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