Brickbat: Chains of Love

Police in France broke up an orgy involving at least 81 people for violating a curfew imposed to reduce the spread of coronavirus. "The event was in breach of the curfew, and there were also problems with masks and social distancing," a police spokesman said. Participants in the orgy, which took place near Paris, were fined €135 ($163) each.

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[Fist of Etiquette]

Le cock block.

[Inigo Montoya]

And just like that — poof — France is cool again.

[Brandybuck]

81 people. That's not cool man. Because the French don't do hygiene.

[Longtobefree]

$163.00 cover charge for an 81 person orgy?
Seems almost reasonable.

[Earth Skeptic]

We need to see some photos first.

[Don't look at me!]

At $2 a hole, you can’t get fussy.

[The Encogitationer]

Wouldn't it actually be less than that if you count three holes with women and two holes with men and Joker's Wild with Trans? Asking for a friend...

[The Encogitationer]

No, wait...According to The Late, Great Lewis Grizzard, there are 7 holes on the human body where you could stick a tube (or anything else) without having to make a new hole. This is getting complicated...

[Don't look at me!]

I admire your vivid imagination.

[The Encogitationer]

Wait! I got it! All the orgiers (or is it orgists? or ogres?) have to do is refuse to pay the fine!

Le Froggy Po-Po will be forced to detain them in jail and have to put up with their stench and their weird culinary demands and their Existential angst!

Le Po-Po will get so disgusted, they'll have to let everybody go and the orgy price turns out to be free!

Sacre bleu! C'est magnifique! Je suis tres joyeaux que je ne peux guerre me laver!

(Translation: "Sacred Blue! It's magnificent! I'm so happy, I can hardly wash!")

[ColoradoKook]

I guess the house keeps the extra dollar for vig. It only seems fair.

[Brandybuck]

Can't get those prices even in Reno.

[Jerry B.]

This story is useless without pictures.

[Mother's Lament]

Unless the organizers rented high-end escorts and pornstars, this story is probably fine without pictures.

[Nail]

Lol

[Its_Not_Inevitable]

I dunno. Some of them porn "stars" are more like worn stars.

[A Cynic's Guide to Zen]

What if, hypothetically, we could see hair, you know, ...down there?

[The Encogitationer]

Up and down and all around. They like 'em wild and wooly over there!

[mad.casual]

Do you mean chest, armpits, knuckles, palms, lower back, ass, legs, feet, or toes?

[Earth Skeptic]

Have you been to a nude beach full of regular people?

[Brandybuck]

Yes. There used to be on justa quarter mile from the university I went to. Nudity was boring five minutes after visiting it. Even the women's volleyball game (which they invited me to participate in) was just another volleyball game.

Near the path down to the beach the hawt college babes would lie out to get their all over tan. But into the beach proper it was mostly middle aged saggy folk. Not sexy. Just nekkid.

[The Encogitationer]

Great! More skin flaps! That adds to the number of places to put your junk! More fun for less!

[The Encogitationer]

Yeah. Pics or it didn't happen!

[Agammamon]

Here you go.

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/e9a433bc-304c-4068-8d6c-f619779cb88f

The password is 'Ooorgy'.

[The Encogitationer]

Much obliged for introducing me to Yarn. I see where it gets its namem It's so fun for cats like me to play with.

Was that Always Sunny in Philadelphia or a series of freaky-deaky paintings by Hieronymous Bosch?

[Jerryskids]

Jesus, you'd think having sex with 81 French people would be punishment enough.

[The Encogitationer]

Hose them down and issue them ball gags and it might be all right. They are so willing to surrender.

[Harpua]

Sounds like a Super Spreader event

[Longtobefree]

Well, yes. But legs, not the Communist Chinese Virus.

[The Encogitationer]

Or both. Maoism is big among the Lefties over there.

For the the pandemic, They would have to wash their hands (with pressure washers, it is France you know,) all wear masks, then do circle jerks and circle jills or both from 6 feet or more away.

[A Cynic's Guide to Zen]

Imagine the smell. Odor Ordinance, please help us.

[Don't look at me!]

Close the window, you’re letting the stank out!

[Brandybuck]

Is there a Tony Stank? I have a package for Tony Stank!

[The Encogitationer]

"Tony Stank,
makes you feel,
he's the cool bean-eater
with a colon of steel!

And Iron Man,
makes the smell ablaze!
He warms the room up,
with repulsor rays!

Amazing farter!
That's Iron Man!
And blazing the queefer!
That's Iron Man!"

[mad.casual]

So is that over 2600 genders or am I doing the new new math wrong?

[The Encogitationer]

See my posts above. I'm still trying to figure it all out.

[mad.casual]

I just assumed they asked all the women and came up with only ~40 participants and asked all the men and came up with ~160.

[The Encogitationer]

The Brickbats story said it involved "at least 81 people.*

Does this mean that some of the orgy participans--(orgiets. orgists, orgiites, ogres, Ogden Nasher-ers?)--had questionable personhood? Does this mean some were space aliens, inanimate objects, or cuddly woodland forest creatures?? Or perhaps they were cosplayers so well disguised that you can't tell the difference???

[Think It Through]

Is that Rose McGowan?

[The Encogitationer]

She and her gal-pals could cuff me down (consensually, of course) and make me believe in some Charmed magic! My safeword is "Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z!"

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[The Encogitationer]

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