Brickbat: Surely You Can't Be Serious

Poltimore Arms pub owner Steve Cotten in Exmoor, England, recently announced (as a joke) he was turning his beer garden into an international airport. In fact, he had hired the owner of a micro-light airplane to take customers on flights over the village, taking off and landing from a nearby field. But when local planning officials heard Cotten's announcement they didn't think it was funny. They sent him a letter asking him to clarify his plans to see if there were any violations of local planning rules.

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Here, start your day with a sarcastic laugh.

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[Longtobefree]

Yes, I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.

[Fist of Etiquette]

They sent him a letter asking him to clarify his plans to see if there were any violations of local planning rules.

And I'd be disappointed in the Limeys if there weren't.

[Jerryskids]

If nothing else, there's an ASBO for joking inappropriately and alarming the planning council.

[Brandybuck]

Ah, local councils. The dumbest people in the world. Also wretched hives of scum and villainy. They have all bases covered.

[Unicorn Abattoir]

Elected Karens.

[Dillinger]

well *were* there? edge of my fucking seat over here ...

[CE]

Sounds like false advertising, unless they offer flights at least to Ireland.

[perlchpr]

How close is Exmoor to the Scottish border? 😀 Or Hadrian's Wall. Could be just a really old set of nations to inter between. 😉

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