Brickbat: Peeping Toms

Police in Golden Valley, Minnesota, used drones to see if anyone was bathing nude or topless on a secluded beach on Twin Lake. Nude and topless sunbathing is illegal, but bathers have been stripping off at that beach for decades. Police Sgt. Randy Mahlen told a local TV station that using drones to police nude sunbathing is "no different than a surveillance camera in a public place for a high-crime area."

Comments

[Longtobefree]

Topless sunbathing, at least, is no longer illegal unless all people are arrested and tried. The Supreme Court, while holding that men are women, also said if you sanction a woman for something that you do not sanction a man in the same circumstance, that is sex discrimination.
#freeboobs

[mad.casual]

Topless sunbathing, at least, is no longer illegal unless all people are arrested and tried. The Supreme Court, while holding that men are women, also said if you sanction a woman for something that you do not sanction a man in the same circumstance, that is sex discrimination.
#freeboobs

Careful, 'tops for everyone' solves the problem equally well and, IMO, carries that extra hit of oppression that petty tyrants seem to crave.

Related question(s): I'm not privy to the inner-workings of SCOTUS's self-induced retardation, if a man develops a visible erection in public, we charge him and the (nearest?) woman responsible for inducing said erection, right? Or do we start charging women with visibly erect nipples?

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Interesting point, if I grab a man’s chest that is assault if I grab a woman’s chest that is sexual assault, could this be a backdoor (pun intended) way of taking down some of these sex offender laws?

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[Earth Skeptic]

[U]sing drones to police nude sunbathing is "no different than a surveillance camera in a public place for a high-crime area."

What if the drone video is shown with a sound track in a darkened theater?

[Sometimes a Great Notion]

So you've been to Sgt Kaminski weekly "evidence" viewings

[Brandybuck]

A theater showing nudies from a nude beach would quickly go bankrupt.

[Lord of Strazele]

So if this went to trial could you blow up a picture of your dick for use as an exhibit?

[mad.casual]

Why would you need to photogenically enlarge your junk? Shouldn't it be visible from drone height? I don't understand.

[Brandybuck]

A short fifteen minute walk from my old university was a nude beach. A few gawkers at the entrance, but the beach itself had sparse population. The perfect California beach. So I would go there between classes to sun and study. With my shorts on. It was clothing optional and I wasn't ogling or anything so it was cool with them.

I have no idea why people get so uptight about isolated nudity. It's not like they're strolling around downtown, or having sex on the beach or anything. Prudes gotta be prudes.

[Juice]

Is it non-prudish to be upset about non-isolated nudity?

[Unicorn Abattoir]

The next day there were so many drones over the beach that they blocked out the sun.

[Quo Usque Tandem]

A shotgun with a full choke and some #6 shot would be sufficient take care of the drones. Just take it out from an improvised blind and they'd never know what hit it.

[creech]

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[docduracoat]

I’m glad you suggested firing from a blind.
Because drones are legally classified as aircraft.
Interfering with drones is a serious federal offense.

[Juice]

South Park did it.

[Fist of Etiquette]

Police Sgt. Randy Mahlen told a local TV station that using drones to police nude sunbathing is "no different than a surveillance camera in a public place for a high-crime area."

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[perlchpr]

*snerk!*

[Ride 'Em]

What if a nude woman identifies as a male?

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