Brickbat: That Burns

In Australia, the government of the state of Western Australia has defended the use of emergency services levy money to fund artwork for fire stations. The government has a long-standing, bipartisan policy that 1 percent of the cost any public buildings costing over $2 million must go to art. Some firefighters and government officials say emergency services levy funds should only go to firefighting equipment. But Emergency Services Minister Francis Logan says there's plenty of money to go around, noting that funding of brush fire battalions has increased by an average of 4.5 percent a year.
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Putting some of the money dedicated to FORESTRY to work would have went a long way toward preventing this problem. Prescribed burns are necessary!
I prescribe "performance art" by selectively located "Burning Trees" artists, kinda like "Burning Man" out in Desert Rock USA... Kill 2 birds with 1 stone! While getting stoned!
Cool
"funding of brush fire battalions has increased by an average of 4.5 percent a year"
Well, that money is well spent. Damn near the entire continent is on fire.
there's plenty of *other peoples* money to go around
Some firefighters and government officials say emergency services levy funds should only go to firefighting equipment.
Sounds anti trans and anti Muslim to me. Can’t believe that kind of thinking still exists.
"As Maine goes, so goes Australia"???
The University of Maine chemistry building was a fine old structure built in the early 20th C. When it was refitted 30 years ago, the state required that some large percentage (10%, IIRC) go to artwork for the building. So, one of the most expensive buildings to refit (a chemistry lab) wasted hundreds of thousands for art that nobody wanted; in a state with chronic economic issues.
Ah well, at least we can't say "only in America!"....
But Emergency Services Minister Francis Logan says there's plenty of money to go around...
Outstanding.
The government has a long-standing, bipartisan policy that 1 percent of the cost any public buildings costing over $2 million must go to art.
Remember that this includes not just fire stations but prisons and sewage treatment plants and animal shelters as well and you'll see how ridiculous this policy is.
I have seen art that should go to a waste treatment plant.
"Hey, do you want one billion animals saved or do you want some crappy artwork, like a banana duct taped to a wall?"
https://www.gq.com/story/suddenly-the-koons-is-this-100k-banana
This Banana Was Duct-Taped to a Wall. It Sold for $120,000.
Buyers at Art Basel certainly thought it was a-peel-ing.
Duct-taping my banana onto the wall will cost you $150,000, but it can be done, at least for a little while. Nailing, screwing, bolting, riveting, or welding my banana to the wall? No, THOSE kinds of things are OFF LIMITS!!! They can NOT be had, at ANY price!
Not funny.
Some day we'll learn that we can't actually prevent these fires.
It's like trying to prevent an earthquake.
Maybe we should consider things like defensible perimeters around buildings, etc.
Look to the ancient, mystical wisdom of the First Peoples - periodic burn-offs to keep the undergrowth from building up so much so that it turns a manageable forest fire into a hellish conflagration.
Ancient, mystical wisdom.
More ancient, mystical wisdom.
Yet more ancient, mystical wisdom.
How much ancient, mystical wisdom do you want?
<a href="https://www.npr.org/2020/01/11/795224932/with-their-land-in-flames-aboriginals-warn-fires-show-deep-problems-in-Australia"How much ancient, mystical wisdom can you stand?
Thanks Jerryskids!
Who needs ancient wisdom when we have "The New Soviet Man", social engineering, and all of these various other fart smellers who know SOOOO much more and better, about smelling farts, than the old geezers did in the old days?
And now they tell us that "what comes around, need no longer go around", so long as you have several dozen high-paid "ethics consultants" come around and find some loop-holes in the "ethics codes", so that whatever you want to do, CAN be ethically blessed after all!
Is the link going to take me to the Calgon commercial?
If you want some real ancient, mystical wisdom behold the date on this exact same fucking article as the rest of them. It's really an incredible read when you realize they were talking about this exact same shit 11 years ago when Australia was burning.