Canadian Green Party Edits Image of Party Leader To Show Her Using a Metal Straw
The Green Party of Canada has committed itself to banning a whole host of single-use plastic items by the year 2022.

The war against plastic straws lost a little momentum this week after the Canadian Green Party was found to have photoshopped a picture of party leader Elizabeth May to show her drinking from a reusable cup with a metal straw.
The original, undoctored image of May shows the politician holding a single-use paper cup while attending a street fair in the city of Victoria, with no straw in sight.
According to a statement from May, a "well-meaning" party staffer altered this image to make it appear that she was holding a reusable cup sporting the Green Party logo and a metal straw.
The new and improved picture was added to the home page of the Green Party website before the Canadian National Post blew the whole thing up by pointing out that previously published versions of the image showed a strawless May at the fair.
"I was completely shocked to find that the party had photoshopped an image of me," May said in her statement. "I never drink from plastic water bottles. I always carry my own reusable coffee cup. I carry my own bamboo utensils. I walk the talk every day."
The minor scandal comes at a tough time for Canadian plastic straws. The city of Vancouver has already banned them. The government of Liberal Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has announced its intention to ban plastic straws, bags, and other single-use utensils as early as 2021.
The Canadian Green Party's 2019 platform calls for the ban of not only straws, but also single-use plates, cups, lids, cutlery, cotton buds, drink stirrers, cigarette filters, plastic water bottles, carryout bags, and balloons by January 2022.
The idea behind these bans is to address the serious global issue of marine plastic pollution. However, Canada, and rich countries more generally, are responsible for a very small percentage of this plastic waste, most of which comes from poorer Asian and African countries with undeveloped waste management systems.
Banning single-use plastic items in Canada won't make the world's oceans significantly less plasticky, but it sure makes for good headlines, especially when the headlines are about editing meaningless symbolism into a photo opportunity.
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In medieval times, didn't people carry their own personal knife with them everywhere for eating?
Personally, I look forward to everyone having to carry around some set of utensils (including a straw) with them everywhere they go. Think of the fashion opportunities. Plus, it has the upside of letting you know who is poor and who isn't.
Hey some people still do.
Oi, where's your utensil loicense?
Oh, man, someone can make a bundle selling those hipster courier satchels that have little pockets for utensils.
Or stylish camping mess kits.
Oh, man, someone can make a bundle selling those hipster courier satchels that have little pockets for utensils.
Selling? That's too corporate, personal responsibility, and property-oriented. Lease or rent. Just like the restaurants that are already renting the steel straws. One person being in charge of their own straw is too chaotic and lossy, it takes a village to manage straws.
That knife was for more than eating, but the idea that we should each carry a weapon, and be clever and responsible enough to use it, would give most progressives the vapors.
I was about to post something in the same vein. There is no way in modern that the green left would allow anyone to carry knives or even forks.
I remember when I was a kid there were these folding knives that had a fork and spoon along with other things. Those were fun. We called them Japanese army knives.
I am quite confident that if and when Reason investigates this further, they will uncover a phone call from Trump to Trudeau, encouraging them alter the photo. Nothing bad happens in the world without Trumps fingerprints all over it.
Not only that, but Trump was wearing blackface when he made the call. Which got all over the transcript when he altered it because that stuff is really messy. I'm told.
Well it was Sharpie ink, so yeah, messy.
cloven hoof prints
I can't believe this straw idiocy is still going on.
Come on, people, it's all based on a child's science project based on made up data.
Like the climate-induced mass extinction in 10 years?
Which was reported 35 years ago?
I miss the halcyon days of adult-oriented Stormy Daniels idiocy too.
Not like this is the first time that commies have doctored photos to fit the existing narrative.
The Soviets were quite good at erasing, literally and photographically.
Yezhov says wha?
Check out this Soviet baby: http://tinyurl.com/ycpxm9cb
Climate change complete with sharknados when JFK was pissing off Dixiecrats and Kremlin-bootlickers!
They should have photoshopped out that blouse. It's making me diz- OH MY GOD IS THAT AN IRON CROSS AROUND HER NECK?
It's all actually a brilliant cover for the real photoshopping: cropping out the OK symbol she was flashing with her other hand.
It's actually a Celtic Cross, I put out an album that was banned for having one on the cover. Its banned because it's considered a racist symbol in Germany.
They should know...
"The “OK” hand gesture is among the 36 new entries added Thursday to a database of hate symbols used by white supremacists and other far-right extremists." Useless A Today, 09/26/2019
I heard the "tactical bowlcut" made it as well.
"bowlcut" is now a hate symbol. This is where we are at. Waiting until people have photos unearthed dating back to 1992 showing them in bowlcuts and being called Nazis.
I use a metal straw to blow coke up a partygirl's ass because I'm environmentally aware and letting her keep the rolled-up $20 bill are, frankly, expensive.
We have to party.
I've never heard of this alleged "Elizabeth May" person. Maybe she was photoshopped into the picture, too?
Progs are not only lunatics, they are retarded lunatics, a winning combination!
A metal straw?
That's the last straw!
No straws for anyone...except for the ruling elitist turds of course.
We don't want to overdo it.
Carrying on the Stalinist traditions I see.
Climate alarmists do the same with climate records.
Could you do me the favor of providing a link to a credible source that explains why the scientific consensus on climate change is a hoax? I'll wait. I've got a whole weekend coming up.
Realclimatescience dotcom is not "credible" in terms of papal infallibility or the theory that "our" government never lies, but proves verifiably that intellectuals of the looter persuasion alter data and also misleadingly frame small increments of less alterable physical records in order to fan hysteria--as antinuclear documendacities have done since the 1970s. Jo Nova's site is also good with a demo of fake sampling at: http://tinyurl.com/y3umaely Or simply Google "My gift to climate alarmists" to see why some graphs start in 1920, others in 1960, 1979 or 1983...
How it starts
https://www.dropbox.com/s/jxctchrfv2thql7/stalin-straw.jpg?dl=0
I'd be more offended that they photoshopped in a utensil meant for children.
Straws are for children and people who drink and drive.
And for people walking around at events, and the cup should have a lid.
Lefties are hypocrites. Sky is blue.
Scoff at this if we choose but this is another subtle (if not sub-conscious example of what to expect with leftists in full control.
They will demand YOU sacrifice. Them? Not so much.
They will ban plastics, planes and meat.
But May will continue to use plastic. Climate Barbie McKenna will continue to fly around and Trudeau will eat filet mignon and let you eat cake.
Useful idiots who ever votes Green, Liberal or NDP.
Republicans claim to believe in fiscal discipline and the sanctity of marriage, to be fair.
So ahh, you're both suggesting that poli's are hippo crates? No, can't be.
One could measure naiveté by the level of surprise elicited by proof that people who steal, also lie. Yet the unmentioned truth in the article is that many plastic straws found on seashores are sticking out of the craws of birds dying in pain. Paper straws recently crowded out of the market do not slowly kill birds. It is not hard to view the matter as a variant of laws against flogging and starving horses or against chopping up eagles in as idiotic an effort to spare the tender feelings of nationalsocialists who feel threatened by nuclear technology.
Most if not all Canadian poli's wear blackface 24/7. Well, not all, just the boy who plays a prime minister in a podcast.
" I always carry my own reusable coffee cup."
Then why is she holding a disposable cup in the undoctored photo?