Utah Karaoke and Ax-Throwing Bars Are Using Pool Tables To Circumvent Stupid Liquor Laws
Karaoke and beer? No. Karaoke, pool, and beer? OK!

Utah businesses are adding a lot more pool tables these days, but it's not to handle a sudden spike in pool sharks and billiards enthusiasts. Instead, resourceful business owners are trying to circumvent the state's restrictive liquor laws.
A new Utah law that went into effect on May 14 allows only certain types of recreational facilities to serve alcohol on their premises. Neither karaoke bars nor ax-throwing joints made the cut.
As Deseret News reports, Utah law previously defined "a recreational amenity as a billiard parlor, bowling alley, golf course, miniature golf, golf driving range, tennis club, sports arena, concert venue or 'substantially similar' activity." However, in the law that went into effect in May, the phrase "substantially similar" was removed. That means only establishments offering one of the listed recreations may be able to obtain a license to serve alcohol.
In May, recreational ax-throwing company Social Axe added two pool tables and a billiards table on their premises to meet the requirements of the new law.
Heart and Seoul, a Utah karaoke bar, hauled in two pool tables and added signs on doors to make customers aware of their existence. Brody Horton, co-owner of Heart and Seoul, told the Utah Department of Alcoholic Beverage Control in a meeting "we are now a karaoke and billiards hall."
Both companies had applied for and been denied alcohol licenses in April. After seeing Social Axe's solution, Heart and Seoul followed suit.
As The Salt Lake Tribune notes, Heart and Seoul had initially argued that karaoke was substantially similar to listed activities like mini golf, bowling, and billiards. When its alcohol license request was denied, Janelle Bauer, Heart and Seoul's attorney, told the Tribune that the ruling was "arbitrary and capricious."
Utah Department of Alcoholic Beverage Control Commissioner Jacquelyn Orton said at a May meeting that she believed Social Axe had, "gone above and beyond to show good faith to comply with the intent of the legislature."
But Commissioner Thomas Jacobsen worried about the precedent that would be set by allowing a karaoke bar to obtain an alcohol license, suggesting it may pave the way for alcoholic drinks to be served with"all kinds of other activity—like a reading club." When Social Axe was granted its license, Jacobsen was the lone dissenting vote.
Commissioner Amanda Smith, meanwhile, was worried about the consequences of nitpicking the statute and wants to broaden the requirements once again. "I hope there are people who are looking at redoing the statute and getting rid of the enumeration," she said, "because who knows what recreation is going to look like in the future."
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"ax-throwing joints"
The ultimate hold-my-beer experience. And Utah would deny this to people?
Alternate joke: Combine karaoke with ax-throwing so the audience can give instant input on the quality of the singing.
Yikes.
Yeah, even I was queasy at that joke.
I dunno, karaoke arouses pretty homicidal thoughts in me and I'm a Quaker.
Who are associated with throwing axes? Dwarves. Which made me think of that other "recreational activity" some bars have wanted to have, dwarf tossing. But not allowed, IIRC, in Australia, New Zealand, or California.
Have the dwarf hold an ax and call it second hand ax throwing. 🙂
No importing customs from Ankh-Morpork.
Drunks throwing axes. Do they need a back ground check first?
Breathalyzer test. You must be at least this drunk to ride this ride. 🙂
"suggesting it may pave the way for alcoholic drinks to be served with"all kinds of other activity—like a reading club."
Well, I certainly need a drink when reading news reports. And reason posts.
I like to drink when making comments.
There was this New Yorker cartoon of a husband and wife leaving a party, and the wife saying, "I was so embarrassed! Thank God nobody knew you were sober!"
Fucking hipsters.
Axe throwing bar does sound fun, though.
At hipsters?
My thoughts exactly
"I hope there are people who are looking at redoing the statute and getting rid of the enumeration," she said, "because who knows what recreation is going to look like in the future."
How did she even get to be a commissioner if she doesn't understand that it's the role of the commission to decide what recreation is going to look like in the future? It's like she doesn't even know how central planning works.
I mean, how can you even have recreation if there isn't a commission?
"Karaoke and beer? No."
Just plain karaoke should be illegal in any civilized country.
My sentiments exactly!
“Trouble with a “T”, and that rhymes with “P” and that stands for Pool.”
Come on, folks, this is Utah.
Mormons dealing with alcohol is like Catholics dealing with child abuse. They really don't know what normal looks like, and will fuck it up deliberately.
Axe-throwing bars???
Think of it as really aggressive darts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EO23q4Wu-fY
There’s trouble in Utah City. Trouble with a capital T, that rhymes with P, that stands for pool...and karaoke and axes.
After visiting this page and the Volokh Conspiracy, I'm getting ads for ax-throwing bars and lawyers.
I mean (ax-throwing bars) and (lawyers), not ax-throwing (bars and lawyers)
I looked up "battle axe" and it took me to kamalaharris.org.
Zing!
You sexist, if Harris is strong and forceful she's a battle-axe, but if Biden is strong and forceful...people wonder who this guy is dressed up as Biden.
What about bars throwing axes at lawyers?
At least their heart was in the right place, trying to save us from drunken karaoke.
Sober Karaoke is worse.
Can you just imagine the anarchy this Republic would all into if reading clubs could serve alcohol?
O, the humanity!
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An axe can bounce right back at whoever throws it.