Brickbat: Blowed Up Good

When the Alameda County, California, sheriff's office bomb squad saw the package that had fallen from the sky into a local neighborhood, they decided they had no choice but to blow it up. The device hummed, had wires sticking out of it, and had the word "dangerous" on it. It turned out to be equipment launched by balloon to measure ozone in the upper atmosphere, and the note originally read "not dangerous," but part of it ripped off.
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So if someone was to write "not dangerous" on their bomb, police would not blow it up?
Space Isis!!!
Is it a good idea to blow up something that is labeled dangerous?
They had no choice!
Not if it's radioactive or otherwise highly toxic!!!!
Letters of commendation were added to the personnel files of all heroes involved.
California ?ber alles!
I was knocked outta bed
Late last night
I was woken up by the sound of dynamite
I ran downstairs to find an army man
He says "we gotta blow up those things we don't understand!"
I'm not really seeing a brickbat here. Dumbass college kids launching something they knew was going to look strange so they put a label "Not Dangerous" on it rather than a label saying what the thing was and an "If Found, Please Contact..." label? Did their advisor not follow normal research procedure? Did they notify the FAA they were going to launch this thing? What is it I'm supposed to be outraged about? That the bomb squad blew up something that a reasonable person might think looks an awful lot like a bomb?
And on bombs!
Get Senator Warren on this now!
why? so she can fuck it all up?
Trump-Loving Nazi yelled out by father to "Get out of my room" during white nationalist podcast.
https://goo.gl/3RyMei
So a Lefty Socialist (Nazi) then.
2 + 2 = 5. I see it now.
National Socialist German Workers Party (NSDAP) [Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei ]
I'm going to fill a 5-gal bucket with human excrement scraped from the sidewalks of San Francisco, put the lid on and run out some wires attached to a battery pack. Label the bucket 'Dangerous!' or maybe 'Not Dangerous!', I can't decide. Place on the streets of Alameda County and watch the ensuing hilarity.
Martin Short was awesome as was the rest of the SCTV cast.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrttPwepgp0
They had no police bomb squads back in 1944.
Japanese Balloon bombs
?
'Cause I'm T.N.T. I'm dynamite
T.N.T. and I'll win the fight
T.N.T. I'm a power load
T.N.T. watch me explode
?
Clearly we need a space command to be in charge of all these things that go up in the air and then come down.
And a large committee to be sure all local cops coordinate with the space command before blowing up things that come down.
It may cost a few dollars, but it is for the children.
...or an entirely separate Space Force Police Squad.
and Space Force Police Squad Cheerleaders?
Sure, why not? In skimpy costumes with big clear helmets?
Because as everyone knows, bombers always put stickers on their bombs to warn people. They're nice people like that. /sarc
TSA Requirement! Makes them easier to find when they go through the explosive detector in the airport.
99 weather baloons...
I can't help thinking of the time wasted waiting on the bomb squad. The whole neighborhood was at risk. We should issue explosives to every household to store for the first responders to use immediately.
For the children.