Work for Stossel on Reason !

Stossel on Reason is looking for a full-time editor to work on John Stossel's online videos.

Requirements:

• Proficiency in Adobe Creative Suite: Premiere Pro, After Effects, Photoshop, Illustrator, and Audition
• Experience shooting and lighting interviews
• Experience shooting B-roll in the field

Responsibilities include:

• Primary editor for Stossel TV's online videos
• Create eye-catching and informative animations using headlines, charts, etc.
• Find sources for images, B-roll, and sound effects
• Set up three-point lighting and green screen for interviews
• Pitch video ideas

We are a six-person shop based in New York City. Everyone helps out on most tasks. This is primarily an editing job, but candidates would be encouraged to branch out and learn/perfect other skills, such as TV producing, writing, and research. This is a great opportunity to work with and learn from John Stossel.

If you are interested in the position, send a résumé and a sample of your editing work to [e-mail].

Comments

[Hugh Akston]

Will a mustache be provided or are we expected to supply that ourselves?

[Diane Reynolds (Paul.)]

Stossel is enough mustache for the entire team.

[Agammamon]

Its best if you don't have a mustache. Stossel has a team of people who scour the world for bold mustaches that they then capture and sacrifice to dark gods in a ritual intended to keep the 'Stoche fed and powerful. And while its been told the talent is off limits . . . sometimes 'accidents' happen.

[Chereth Cutestory maritime aty]

So that explains Geraldo Rivera?

[Cynical Asshole]

I thought the deal was that Stossel's Stache does battle with other Staches until the time of The Gathering, when they would be compelled to travel to a far away land to battle for the prize. In the end, there can be only one.

[Unicorn Abattoir]

Is combing his mustache one of the responsibilities, or one of the benefits?

[Sometimes a Great Notion]

Paid in free mustache rides? Not falling for that, again.

[The Last American Hero]

Is it true that you get a large annual bonus, but it is stored in Al Capone's vaults?

[Unicorn Abattoir]

Confusing Stossel with Giraldo Rivera? I guess all guys with mustaches look alike to you...

[colorblindkid]

Haha I actually do the same thing quite often

[Fist of Etiquette]

How many breaks does he give you?

[Jerryskids]

Just one, but it's provided by David Schultz so one is enough.

[creech]

If he doesn't have a team of orphans to do all this for him , then he isn't a real libertarian.

[SusanM]

You want either urchins or scamps for this type of job. Orphans just get too neurotic.

[Eidde]

Don't forget waifs.

[BestUsedCarSales]

Don't you ever say I forget about waifus you mother fucker.

[SusanM]

Nah, waifs lack the proper upper-body strength for serious mustache maintenance. Waifus just giggle and say "Oniichan!" twice an hour.

[BestUsedCarSales]

They usually have, like, super huge boobs too. Don't forget about that.

[Agammamon]

Waif =/= waifu.

Very different.

Waif - https://tinyurl.com/y78auf76

Waifu - https://tinyurl.com/y7n8dn72

[BestUsedCarSales]

Not that different. Almost every one of those Waifs you linked to are very waifuable.

[Chipper Morning Baculum]

I mean, there are some 2,000 orphans currently available.

[SusanM]

Since when do libertarians accept Government-issued orphans?! What happened to the Free Market?

[FreeRadical]

The best comment thread EVER!

[Brian]

I can pitch some video ideas, if you know what I mean.

[TangoDelta]

A sample of my esiting^H^H^H^H^H^Hditing work. Shu^H^Hure. Do I get the job?

[DenverJ]

You know who else needed an editor?

[Sevo]

Totally OT, but I thought it might be found here:
Some time back, I mentioned that the Allies in WWII used passed-over Jap garrisons for training purposes, and was asked for cites. I'd read (but could not find it) in "World at Arms"; it's a lot of pages...
Anyhow, "Target Rabaul", Bruce Gamble, pg 315 and onward.

[David Nolan Michael Hihn]

Will I get slapped by a professional wrestler?