Brickbat: That Sucks

Roblan / Dreamstime.com

Chicago cop Carlyle Calhoun has been charged with aggravated sexual assault and official misconduct after allegedly sucking the toes and performing oral sex on a suicidal man against the man's will. The man had been arrested on a misdemeanor and said he was suicidal. Calhoun and another officer took him to a local hospital, where Calhoun sucked the man's toes and took a photo of his genitals as he was shackled to a bed and later performed oral sex on him in the bathroom.

Comments

[Telcontar the Wanderer]

beginning the process of moving him to a no-pay status

“Here at the CPD, we take foreplay seriously.”

[Rhywun]

#metoo

[gaoxiaen]

Protect and Service.

[Fist of Etiquette]

On the plus side, a nice, big settlement check is something to live for.

[Jerryskids]

Well this ought to be interesting – usually in these sorts of things it’s an ex-police officer being charged. If he’s still a cop, it’s an indication that the union and/or the PD doesn’t expect that he’ll necessarily be an ex-cop over this. Stripping him of his police powers and beginning the process of moving him to a no-pay status – otherwise known as suspending him without pay – is the worst punishment a cop will ever face, anything worse and it’s an ex-cop.

[sarcasmic]

FTA:

CPD spokesman Anthony Guglielmi said that Calhoun has been stripped of his police powers and the department is “beginning the process to place him into a no-pay status.”

[Crusty Juggler]

So this hero has been arrested for trying to save a suicidal man’s life with toe sucking and oral sex?

[sarcasmic]

“Here’s something you’ll never hear a man say: ‘Stop sucking my dick or I’ll call the police!'”
-George Carlin

[Crusty Juggler]

OT: Prosecutor caught having ‘intimate relationship’ with cop accused of raping teen

[Crusty Juggler]

OT: More NYPD classiness

[Rhywun]

The initiative is part of the NYPD’s larger effort to bust more johns and pimps

Am I crazy for thinking that what this will actually accomplish is more rape?

[Ken Shultz]

The cop should plead temporary insanity.

[Conchfritters]

Wouldn’t.

[Citizen X - #6]

The thin blew line.

[$park? leftist poser]

Officer Calhoun’s partner: “That’s not what I meant when I said blow him away!”

[?rboles de la Barranca]

Ha ha. I’m waiting for the TV show “Chicago P.D.” to do an episode on this one. One of the screen cops can perform the piggy-fellatio, without a warrant, of course.

[DesparateReasoning]

Clearly the officer was using his advanced police training to take this guy’s mind off of suicide. How dare the public judge him!

[gormadoc]

That’s… odd.

[TrickyVic (old school)]

“‘Calhoun sucked the man’s toes and took a photo of his genitals as he was shackled to a bed and later performed oral sex on him in the bathroom.””

The hospital billed him $54,000 for the service.

[markm23]

NOW I understand why the man complained.