Dems File Impeachment Articles Against Trump, High School Bans Five Offensive Words, Possibly Hospitable Planet Found Near Earth: P.M. Links

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    A group of House Democrats have filed impeachment articles against President Trump.

  • Ohio postponed the execution of Alva Campbell after they couldn't find a usable vein; Campbell had previously requested to be killed by firing squad because of his vein issues but was denied by a judge.
  • A high school in Pennsylvania will ban the use of five words it deemed the most offensive and popular among students.
  • The African Union says the military ouster of Robert Mugabe in Zimbabwe amounted to a coup.
  • Hungary is upset over U.S. plans to fund local media ahead of next year's elections there.
  • Terry Crews named his alleged assailant, a Hollywood executive against whom he filed a police report, and said he would "not be shamed."
  • Three UCLA players apologized for shoplifting in China after being released.
  • National security expert and "FOIA legend" Jeffrey Richelson died aged 67.
  • A new planet that could be hospitable to alien life has been discovered oribiting Ross 128, just 11 light years away.

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  1. Fast, good or cheap. Pick two.

    1. What is “Pillow talk Mrs. Fist hears on a regular basis”?

      1. Guess which one she sacrifices.

        1. The left one?

    2. Hello.

      “A group of House Democrats have filed impeachment articles against President Trump.”

      Oh shut up you losers.

      1. Yeah, its not like Trump lied about a blowjob.

        1. Wait . . . you’re not suggesting that both dominant parties are peopled with hypocritical morons, are you?

          *head explodes*

          1. Ah, I see. Your preferred approach to politics is false equivalence. Make you think you’re above it all, does it?

            1. But the equivalence is not false.

              The identities of those who purchase whatever bits of governance out Congresscretins have for sale may vary from party to party, but the interests of the citizens are not well-served when laws are written by oil companies, finance industry, teachers’ unions, Big Pharma, trial lawyers or the IP-holding industry. Some of these johns are pretty bipartisan.

              You seem to want to make a distinction between whores who do anal and whores who only do vag and blowjobs and insisting one of them is not a whore. Whichever role you want to assign the parties, it requires willful delusion to claim either of them is especially virtuous (or ‘chaste’ in the analogy).

              So, ummm…fuck you?

              1. The parties believe in and advocate for a nearly totally diametrically opposed set of policies. You thinking they’re equally bad is lazy thinking on your part, not any reflection of observable reality.

                1. Dead thread-fucking AGAIN, Tony poo.

                2. The “lazy thinker” is the jackass who can’t grok the mathematical concept that each side can be 50% right and 50% wrong.

                  #PartyOfQuoteScienceUnquote

            2. Tony is dreaming about sucking Stalin’s communist cock.

        2. Lied under oath, if I’m not mistaken.

      2. My reaction to that news?

        What, again? Haven’t I seen this show already?

        Six Democrats in the House of Representatives have introduced articles of impeachment targeting President Donald Trump.

        Oh, snap, this time there are like 6 of them instead of one coot from California!

        Round 1: Fight!


        1. The articles introduced on Wednesday accuse Mr Trump of violating the foreign emoluments clause ?? which bars public officials from receiving gifts from foreign governments without Congress’s consent ? and the domestic emoluments clause, which prohibits the president from profiting from his office.

          The Democrats also claim that Mr Trump has undermined two of the country’s most important institutions ? the courts and the press ? in ways that threaten the health of American democracy.

          So far, the move for impeachment proceedings is supported by only a small number of Democrats. The calls for removing Mr Trump from office have also created some discord throughout the party.

          House Democratic Leader Nancy Pelosi has called the effort premature amid the ongoing Russia investigations. She has also said that impeachment must be rooted in facts rather than personal opinions about the President

          That moment when Pelosi thinks you might be going off half-cocked and comes across as the adult in the room.

          There is quite literally nothing on this list that Obama did not also do.

          More than that, though? It sets a pretty sexy precedent that the President can be impeached over simple allegations of literally any vague reason!

          So, a good thing? The Eternal Impeachment of the President? It could be pretty cool for every President to be impeached the day they take the oath!

  2. A group of House Democrats have filed impeachment articles against President Trump.

    Finally, Trump is going down.

    1. Trump is never going down. And Melania is ok with that.

      1. She has people for that.

    2. Nice! Especially if the charges are lame and go nowhere. All but guarantees the next Team Blue pres will get similar treatment.

      1. “Nice! Especially if the charges are lame and go nowhere. All but guarantees the next Team Blue pres will get similar treatment.”

        According to the link, the charges are pretty much “we think Trump is a big poppy-head”, so yeah, they are the same bullshit Steyer has blown millions on and will convince turd, Tony, commie-kid and other mental cases.

        1. Lets see:

          Foreign Emoluments? Obama profited from Russian money when he sold Russians his book while in office.

          Domestic Emoluments? Did Obama not own any stocks or bonds while President? I’m sure his decisions might have altered the profitability of some companies, right?

          Undermine the Courts? Nominated a non-judge to be a literal Supreme Court justice!

          Undermine the Press? Controlled his image with the press, and only allowed White House photographers and White House Press Releases while cracking down heavily on any leaks!

          Not sure what the fifth issue is, and honestly if these are the first 4 I can find I can’t be bothered to find the 5th. This is a weaker impeachment case than the one against Clinton, by far.

  3. A new planet that could be hospitable to alien life has been discovered oribiting Ross 128, just 11 light years away.

    Build the damn space wall.

    1. Only 11 light years? At 24,791 miles per hour (the average speed of the Apollo spacecraft), we could get there in just 27,053 years.

      1. I love hearing about planets like this but then I always get a cold dark feeling when I realize that we will not reach them in my lifetime or ever, really. The distances are mind-bogglingly huge.

        Regardless, Ross 128b may get too much radiation to support life.

        1. It’s just a matter of propulsion. A constant acceleration of 1 G gets you to 99% of the speed of light in less than a year. We don’t have a power source that can maintain such thrust for that long, but there’s no reason to assume we never will.

          1. “That’s what you keep assuring me; I’ll believe it when I see it”

            /what she said

          2. “We don’t have a power source that can maintain such thrust for that long”

            You just lit the Crusty signal.

  4. A group of House Democrats have filed impeachment articles against President Trump.

    I’m surprised it took this long.

    1. What is “Pillow talk Mrs. X hears on a regular basis”?

      1. It takes EXACTLY as long as i plan for it to.

        1. Easy there, Gandalf.

          1. +1 “scourging” of “the Shire”

            1. In this scenario, your cats are the hobbits?

    2. The copier machine was broken.

  5. The African Union says the military ouster of Robert Mugabe in Zimbabwe amounted to a coup.

    And?

    1. I find it hard to believe that anyone could be worse than Mugabe, but I’m sure a lot of people said that about the Czar, too.

      -jcr

    2. Isn’t that just how democracy is done in some unspecified places??

      Elections are stolen, then cronyism, nepotism and corruption ensure that only a few benefit and the government can’t really do anything for the people. After the economy (“…based entirely on breaking things, stealing things and begging”) predictably tanks, and when the government runs out of things to steal, it appeals for aid.

      When the suppression of opposition parties and political figures become to egregious, or the electoral fraud become to glaring for Western media to finesse; that aid is endangered. THEN the army, possessing the most forceful arguments in African political philosophy, gets fed up and takes over. Elections are promised. I mean, this has happened before, right?

  6. A high school in Pennsylvania will ban the use of five words it deemed the most offensive and popular among students.

    The dog ate my homework.

    1. I just can’t even.

    2. Bite my shiny metal ass?

    3. “five words”:

      I am not a slave.

      1. But what if you are a retarded gay nigga bitch terrorist? Seems like it might be time for a diversity lesson for the administration.

  7. Even Alabamians think Reason.com’s GOP water carriers suck.

    Republican Roy Moore is trailing Democrat Doug Jones by 12 points in the Alabama special Senate election, according to a poll conducted by the National Republican Senatorial Committee after five women accused Moore of pursuing them as teenagers.

    Jones led Moore 51 to 39 percent, according to the survey taken Sunday and Monday. The NRSC withdrew its support for Moore after the Washington Post published the first allegations against Moore on Thursday, and the group’s chairman, Sen. Cory Gardner (R-Colo.) said Moore should be expelled from the Senate if he wins on Dec. 12.

    1. And none too soon. We need to stop that GOP tax bill and save Obamacare.

      1. Principals over principles, right?

        1. That’s what these GOP shills do. They hate Obamacare because it has his name attached to it, when it is the most free market healthcare plan ever.

          1. The GOP has pulled its support for Moore. GOP shills should be attacking Moore. Shills do what the party tells them to. Do you have any idea what words mean before you use them or do you just sort of guess and just put them out there hoping for the best?

            1. Whatever, John. Your just upset that those yokels in Alabama are going to vote for an actual libertarian versus your Christian Taliban candidate.

              1. There is a Libertarian running for Senate in Alabama? Really? I don’t really care who they vote for. it is their business, not mine. But I seriously doubt they are going to vote for a Libertarian. We will see I guess.

                1. Jones is pro-choice and supports saving Obamacare. That’s more libertarian than any Republican running for the seat

                  1. So saving the law requiring people purchase health insurance is “libertarian”? That is a curious definition. Regardless, who gives a shit?

                    1. I trolled you hard

                    2. You did. I am nothing if not earnest and easy to troll. My compliments.

                  2. It’s simply lovely that O-care is libertarian because it involves a market. I’m now less worried about going to prison, as I understand there’s a healthy cigarettes-for-tinned-meat trade going on in such places. It’s a libertarian paradise!

                2. There is a Libertarian running for Senate in Alabama?

                  Social Conservative-libertarian Judge Roy Moore. He’s gonna win too. Gloria Allred’s “victim” is a total fraud and she’s going to blow up the more meticulously-faked false allegations the Deep State set up.

            2. Yeah, John, you’re a shill for a pedophile instead of the GOP. Kudos.

              1. I don’t believe allegations that are 40 years old and the veracity of which can’t be established. I am a rational human being and not a screaming monkey. You are a screaming monkey and the kind of person who will say or believe anything that supports your politics. In other words, you are a leftist. Good for you. But rationality and intelligence is a lot more fun.

                1. Some hills are arguably worth dying on.

                  I’ll let John be his own moral compass.

              2. Alledged ephebophile

            3. http://i.redd.it/wfb1f882j8yz.jpg

              I was honestly surprised to see this political cartoon supporting Moore.

          2. lolwut? It forces you to purchase a specific type of insurance.

            How is that free market?

            1. It forces you to purchase a product, under terms defined by the government, at a price that is subject to government review, but other than that it’s totally a free market system.

            2. It is mandated by United States law. The United States is a “free country”. QED.

    2. Meanwhile, polls that come with actual links

      Alabama Senate GOP candidate Roy Moore leads his Democratic opponent Doug Jones by 6 points in a new poll amid fallout over decades-old allegations of sexual misconduct against Moore.

      Moore leads Jones 49 to 43 percent in a FOX10 poll of likely voters released Tuesday. The poll found that 8 percent of likely voters in the state remain undecided.

      http://thehill.com/homenews/ca…..enate-race

    3. The poll you are talking about but fail to link to is a poll conducted by the Republican National Senate Commitee the day after it pulled its funding for Moore. And it is a poll of “registered voters” not likely voters.

      The survey was conducted Nov. 12-13 among 500 registered Alabama voters. POLITICO obtained a summary of some, but not all, of the poll numbers.
      http://www.politico.com/story/…..oll-244937

      So an organization that is trying to justify its decision not to support Moore took a poll of registered voters the details of which they can’t share with the media and that poll shockingly shows Moore behind.

      You really are a fucking moron. It is scary that people as stupid as you are exist.

      1. John, I’ll take all the evidence that Alabama voters aren’t as morally depraved as you are that I can get, ok? Don’t harsh my mellow.

        1. They are not fucking morons who will believe 40 year old allegations that can never be proven one way or another. Yes, the people of Alabama are as a group a lot smarter than you. Pretty much the entire human race is.

          1. You probably also say that there is no proof OJ murdered Nicole and Ron.

            1. Yeah because they have mountains of physical evidence showing these accusations to be true?

          2. If he loses are you going to call them all retards?

            1. Why would I? Not voting for him doesn’t necessarily mean you believe all this. There are lots of good reasons not to vote for Moore. This just isn’t one of them.

                1. I find it disappointing that Libertarians are not more skeptical of these accusations and have jumped in with the lynch mob. First, Libertarians have no dog in this fight. What do Libertarians care if the Senator from Alabama is Moore or Jones? Neither one of them is anything approaching a Libertarian.

                  Second of all, Libertarians should be more skeptical of these sorts of accusations and the desire to pile on an unpopular or controversial person than anyone else. It is the attitude that assumes that Moore must be guilty because a lot of people are saying he is that gets innocent people convicted of very serious crimes. I don’t care what Moore’s politics are, he deserves to be treated fairly and not be railroaded because his politics are not popular in a lot of circles.

                  Roy Moore is the kind of person that Libertarians once and should pride themselves for defending against the mob. It is easy to stand up for a popular and noncontroversial person. What is hard and shows your integrity is your willingness to stand up for an unpopular person and demand they be treated fairly. Sadly a lot of libertarians are just going along with the mob here. That is disapointing.

                  1. Why in the god’s honest fuck do libertarians have any business defending disgraced constitution-shitting theocrat Roy Moore?

                    1. Good you are an awful morn Tony. You are just a disgrace.

                    2. I’ll take that as the highest compliment coming from someone whose sole mission in life right now is to defend a child predator who was already the worst person in the country. (But enough about Donald Trump.)

    4. This would suggest that undecideds are breaking for Jones, which makes sense.

      But the base is sticking with Moore.

      http://www.realclearpolitics.c…..-6271.html

      1. If the base stays with Moore, he wins. Alabama is a pretty dark red state. And he was ahead by like 15 points before this. So I don’t think the undecideds would get his opponent over the top.

        It also is a question of motivation. How motivated are his opponents’ supporters? I don’t know but this seems to have motivated Moore’s supporters even more than they already were.

    5. Now if Jones can just drown a woman in a swamp, he can become the new lion of the Senate and Democrats will forever swoon.

  8. The five words are b—-, the n word, terrorist, retarded and gay. A student would first go through an intervention program after using one of the words. If the words are still being used, the consequences could include detention or suspension.

    George Carlin weeps.

    1. How are black gays supposed to greet each other?

      1. Good to see you my negro fag.

        1. Retarded terrorist bitch done set me up.

          1. What about gaytarded? Niggitch? Gayerrorist?

            So it is OK, then, to use the terms islamofascist and goatfucker and raghead, still? I am glad to hear that!

            1. Isn’t “Gay” the G in LGBTQ?

          2. Wait, I can see the objection to n****r, b***h, r******d, and g*y, but “terrorist”? Isn’t that a descriptive term used by serious people to describe a serious phenomenon?

            What word are they supposed to use instead?

            1. “What word are they supposed to use instead?”

              The approved phrase is: ‘this recent unpleasantness’.
              However, if it is a white guy shooting into a crowd it is still ‘terrorism’
              However2, if it is a white guy shooting a Republican softball team, it is “freedom fighter”.

              1. Please, the proper phrase is “the late unpleasantness”.
                However, it may only be used by genteel ladies of those states who were in the Confederacy, and only to describe the years 1861 to 1865.

  9. His legal team also says he is also allergic to midazolam, the sedative Ohio uses in its lethal injection.

    Oh, FFS! Why not cite his fear of death in “cruel and unusual”?

    1. So they don’t actually need the “lethal injection”?

    2. “OMG, my client is allergic to that stuff!”

    3. “His legal team also says he is also allergic to midazolam, the sedative Ohio uses in its lethal injection.”

      Newsflash: Most people are allergic to lethal injections.

  10. Campbell had previously requested to be killed by firing squad because of his vein issues but was denied by a judge.

    Ohio law enforcement have a spotty marksmanship record.

    1. “Ohio law enforcement have a spotty marksmanship record.”

      That’s why they go for easy shots, like standing on the hood of a car firing through the windshield, or pulling up to within three feet of 12-year-old boys before opening fire.

    2. If they use a firing squad, how will they preserve the vital organs?

      1. This guy is old and sick?no usable parts left.

  11. No Roy Moore items in PM links? I’m not wasting this.

    Show me the was to the next little girl
    Oh, don’t ask why
    Oh don’t ask why….

    https://youtu.be/PAK5blgfKWM

    1. No Roy Moore items in PM links?

      The server couldn’t handle the load of other 100,000 words from John white-knighting him.

        1. You can’t shut up the Buttplug. You can only hope to contain him.

  12. A new planet that could be hospitable to alien life has been discovered oribiting Ross 128, just 11 light years away.

    The distance means we’ll be getting the aliens’ first friend requests on Myspace any minute now.

    1. Someone should check Friendster for those Trappist dudes.

      1. They’re still on AOL.

    2. They are too busy watching Single Female Lawyer.

  13. Terry Crews named his alleged assailant, a Hollywood executive against whom he filed a police report, and said he would “not be shamed.”

    If Terry Crews can be #MeToo’d, are any of us safe?

    1. “I have never felt more emasculated, more objectified.”

      I think this panic has reached peak derp.

      1. Did somebody make an unsavory comment about the gap between his front teeth?

    2. Some drunk person randomly grabbing your junk real quick in public is not a traumatizing event, people. Move the fuck on, and cut the guy some slack. Yes, sexual assault and rape are bad, but I swear the left has turned into even more prudes than the religious right in the 90s.

      1. Agreed.

        Mr. Crews’ claim of emasculation is ridiculous.

  14. “These are going to be the best articles of impeachment you’ve ever seen in your life, believe me.”

  15. The five words are b—-, the n word, terrorist, retarded and gay.

    Either write “the b word” or “n—–“. Try to be consistent.

        1. The category is “People that annoy you.” Your letters are:

          D_v_d We_gel

          1. “People that annoy you.”

            S_m_le M_k_y

            1. What’s Simile McKay have to do with this?

    1. No, they mean you are not allowed to say “n word.”

      1. What if I say “enn werd”?

      2. How do you pronounce “b—-“?

        1. It’s the sound made in response to surprise penetration.

          1. It’s worrying that you know that.

  16. The five words are b—-, the n word, terrorist, retarded and gay.

    “Bitches, this program is retarded and gay!”

    1. You forgot one.

      1. Fucking nagger.

        1. It’s pronounce “nazh-AIR.”

    2. No, it’s “That retarded bitchnigger is also a gay terrorist!”

    3. It’s weird. Banning ‘gay’ when it is part of the LGBT religion is like frowning on ‘colored’ when it is part of the NAACP.

  17. A new planet that could be hospitable to alien life has been discovered oribiting Ross 128, just 11 light years away.

    The aliens can’t get here soon enough.

  18. The five words are b—-, the n word, terrorist, retarded and gay.

    So “fuck” is still okay?

    1. Fuck is the worst word that you can say.

      1. Mmmm’kay.

      2. Not “Fuchs”?

      3. “Fuck is the worst word that you can say.”

        It is synonymous with ‘rape’, which is a form of terrorism, which is gay as fuck.

  19. A high school in Pennsylvania will ban the use of five words it deemed the most offensive and popular among students.

    What about nudity? Will nudity be banned in the high schools?

  20. Hungary is upset over U.S. plans to fund local media ahead of next year’s elections there.

    Tony hardest hit.

    1. Can’t the US just buy some Facebook ads and start fake Twitter accounts, like Russia did?

      1. When the US interferes in elections, we want it to actually work.

        1. Like when we invaded Iraq to convert them to democracy?

          1. Conversion therapy was banned.

          2. Yes, because unlike Hillary voters, Iraqis probably wouldn’t fall for an animated gif.

        2. Like Obama in Israel, using tax dollars?

  21. Three UCLA players apologized for shoplifting in China after being released.

    What did they do *before* being released?

    1. They were forced to participate in an ultimately successful breeding program.

      1. The pandas must be saved at all costs.

      2. “They were forced to participate in an ultimately successful breeding program.”

        20 years from now, the Chinese Olympic Team will win Basketball Gold.

  22. The five words are b—-, the n word, terrorist, retarded and gay.

    Soon to be replaced by f—-, the m word, towelist, regarded and dapper.

  23. “A high school in Pennsylvania will ban the use of five words it deemed the most offensive and popular among students.”

    Fast Times At Streisand High

  24. “A high school in Pennsylvania will ban the use of five words it deemed the most offensive and popular among students.”

    That is both retarded and gay.

    1. Bill and Ted hardest hit.

  25. Hungary is upset over U.S. plans to fund local media ahead of next year’s elections there.

    I still find it amazing that any US politician had the balls to decry a country involving itself in US elections. It’s like bitching about Russian involvement in Syria.

    1. It is a bit rich. The US has been fucking with other country’s elections for decades. Obama sent a whole team of people over to assist Netenahu’s opponent. But let the Russians buy a few Facebook ads and troll a bunch of doofus Progs into showing up at a fake rally and that is an act of war!!

      The whole thing is just comical.

      1. Bibi the Rat deserves the Saddam Hussein solution.

        1. Yes shreek, you are an anti-Semite as well as being a racist. You are so charming.

          1. He’s known to be the only ‘true classic liberal’ commenting here. We’re still waiting for an example.

      2. I seem to recall Obama actively campaigning in Europe and receiving a large chunk of untraceable contributions online.

        http://www.washingtonpost.com/…..03413.html

        In recent weeks, questionable contributions have created headaches for Obama’s accounting team as it has tried to explain why campaign finance filings have included itemized donations from individuals using fake names, such as Es Esh or Doodad Pro. Those revelations prompted conservative bloggers to further test Obama’s finance vetting by giving money using the kind of prepaid cards that can be bought at a drugstore and cannot be traced to a donor.

        The Obama campaign has shattered presidential fundraising records, in part by capitalizing on the ease of online giving. Of the $150 million the senator from Illinois raised in September, nearly $100 million came in over the Internet.

        1. “campaign finance filings have included itemized donations from individuals using fake names, such as Es Esh or Doodad Pro”

          “Thank you for your contribution, Mr. Jablome.”

  26. “A group of House Democrats have filed impeachment articles against President Trump.”

    Pig Bites Man

  27. Remember when Democrats labeled the impeachment of Bill Clinton a “coup d’?tat”.

    Fen’s law: Progressives don’t really mean what they lecture us about.

    1. “Politics of Destruction”. They really have no shame.

    2. Bill Clinton’s only real offense was presidenting while Democrat. They’d have done the same to Obama if the public had bought it the first time.

      1. Bill knew how to gag the help, that’s for sure.

        1. Does he still have his law license?

  28. The articles of impeachment Mr Green introduced say Mr Trump has “a demonstrable record of inciting white supremacy, sexism, bigotry, hatred, xenophobia, race-baiting, and racism”, which is “fueling an alt-right hate machine and its worldwide covert sympathizers” in a way that is “causing immediate injury to American society”.

    Not exactly Declaration of Independence verbiage.

    1. That’s a joke, right?

      1. I assume you mean the reasons for impeachment, not Rich’s comment.

        Presuming the former, kind of. It’s political theater, however, it does us well to remember that the president can be impeached for anything, it doesn’t have to be a violation of statutory law.

        1. Yes.

          the president can be impeached for anything

          Fair enough. Have at it then, Dems. I’ll grab the popcorn.

        2. I assumed she meant “What is “Pillow talk Mrs. Rich hears on a regular basis”?

        3. It’s political theater

          ^ This.

          The point is to call anyone who opposes it a supporter of “white supremacy, sexism, bigotry, hatred, xenophobia, race-baiting, and racism” who puts Party over Country.

          1. It seems pretty counter-productive. Voters are pretty fed up with the Republicans in Congress and really have no good reason to show up and support them in 2018. Making the midterms a referendum on voiding the 2016 election will accomplish nothing except give Trump voters a reason to turn out when they likely wouldn’t have had one.

            These people are just children. They can’t even control themselves long enough to properly lie to the electorate.

          2. As opposed to their alternative, I don’t see how “white supremacy” is appreciably worse than the SJW antifa cultural bullshit.

      2. The correct reply was a spaceman Kif *sssigggh*

        1. I was going to make a Zapp Trump joke but damn it’s a cottage industry already.

    2. “The articles of impeachment”

      101 ways to get sane independent Americans to reject the next Democratic Presidential nominee. You won’t believe #17.
      Also there’s an appendix listing the best guns for shooting yourself in the foot.

  29. offensive and popular

    like cruel and unusual

    it has to be both

  30. “Hungary is upset over U.S. plans to fund local media ahead of next year’s elections there.”

    One can only assume this action was cooked up by Republicans, because according to the press, Democrats are against this sort of thing.

  31. Two new victims of Roy Moore speak up in the last hour.

    He must have hit every mall in Alabamy.

    1. He’s the Ed Murray of the GOP.

  32. A Red Lobster waitress.

    Now Moore has gone too far!

    http://www.al.com/news/index.s…..didnt.html

  33. Stop helping: Roy Moore’s lawyer goes on MSNBC and tells Indian anchor that someone with “his cultural background” should be able to understand molesting 14 year old girls.

    Roy Moore’s lawyer says MSNBC host’s ‘background’ would help him understand why Moore would date teenage girls

    1. Did he say “molesting” or did he say “showering with mature love”? Big difference you know.

      1. Makes it sound like he ejaculates dust.

    2. Finally, Christians and Muslims have come together in harmony. Over child fucking.

      1. I kind of stopped listening after George Takei turned out to be a rapist, did Roy Moore have any sexy time, or was it just… inappropriate love notes?

      2. Bill Clinton’s a Muslim?

  34. Trump administration just legalized the importation of elephant, lion, and other big game carcasses, probably dooming some of them to extinction and empowering African dictators all at once.

    Winning…

    1. citation?

    2. Trump administration just legalized

      With a pen and a phone?

      1. Oh you mean it’s actually Obama’s fault because of some words he said once? Never change, morons.

        1. Tony|11.15.17 @ 10:38PM|#
          “Oh you mean it’s actually Obama’s fault because of some words he said once?”
          No, it’s just enjoyable to toss that pile of horseshit back in the faces of scumbags like you who found it wonderful. See how much fun it is when the other side does it, scumbag?

          “Never change, morons.”
          We’ll presume you will remain an infantile loser, never admitting that hag you backed was so bad she lost.
          How bad was she? She lost to TRUMP, you sorry excuse for a human being!
          Hahahahahahaahahhhahahhahah…

          1. Are you supposed to be a grownup?

  35. Witold Walczak, legal director of the ACLU of Pennsylvania, said school districts have a right to prohibit offensive words.

    I find the word “democrat” extremely offensive, based on the last dozen years.
    I find the homosexual advocacy movement’s cultural appropriation of the Christian symbol of the rainbow extremely offensive.
    I find Tony extremely offensive.
    Sometimes I find morning extremely offensive.

    So I guess I better run for the school board, right?

    1. Suck it up buttercake. Be the hard-ass non-snowflake you want to see in the world.

    2. The Democratic Party is the largest monument to slavery and white supremacy left standing in America! Tear it down!

  36. File articles of impeachment. Then wait to see the results of the Senate trial.
    Anyone taking bets?

  37. Execution should be much more simple. Anesthetize with any pill that is able to render unconscious. Use a scalpel to open both jugulars. Wait. Pronounce dead.

    1. simple yet messy. I like it

  38. I don’t care about the other stories enough to comment.

    1. Feels like it was a slow news day.

      1. We’re impeaching the President. What more do you deplorables want from us?

  39. Hungary is upset over U.S. plans to fund local media ahead of next year’s elections there.

    Are we fucking kidding? After gearing up for WWIII because Russia sent out tweets?

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