Teen Must Get $110 Business License to Cut Lawns for $20
Mayor says he wants to fix the problem by creating other types of licenses.

Out in the suburbs, cutting grass in the summertime is one of those classic starter jobs, an opportunity for teenagers to get out of the house, make a little money, and gain a little independence. Everyone's got a lawn, no one wants to mow it, and, hey, all these kids don't have anything to do while they're out of school for a few months.
Alainna Parris, of Gardendale, Ala., was engaged in that bit of Americana this spring, offering to cut her neighbors' lawns for $20, $30, or $40. She was, that is, until someone working for another lawn service threatened to report her to city officials for cutting lawns without a license, according to ABC 33/40 in Birmingham.
A business license from the city costs $110.
"One of the men that cuts several yards made a remark to one of our neighbors, 'that if he saw her cutting grass again that he was going to call Gardendale because she didn't have a business license,'" Elton Campbell, Alainna's grandmother, told the television station.
"He's coming after a kid when a kid is at least trying to do work. There's kids at home on iPads and electronics and not wanting to go outside," Parris said, according to ABC 33/40.
A $110 license might not be a major burden to most businesses, but is probably more than someone cutting lawns for $20 a pop would be able to afford. Alainna says she's working in the summer to pay for "admissions and trips" that she wants to take, but the government's cut will put a damper on that.
And, sure, the business license application is just two pages long and doesn't require too much unreasonable information. But then there's the promise (on page two) that "upon receipt of the completed form, the municipality will provide you any additional forms and information regarding other specific requirements to you in order to complete the licensing process."
Sounds fun. At least she's getting a good lesson in what it's like to be an adult.
When ABC 33/40 asked Gardendale Mayor Stan Hogeland about the complint lodged against Alainna, he said sending someone after a child making extra money over the summer is not a priority, and said he "would love" to have a provision in the city's rules to make it easier for teenagers to make money doing jobs like cutting grass.
Would he favor letting them do that without a license? Whoa, now, let's not get crazy.
"Maybe a temporary license during the summer months that targets teenagers," he suggests.
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I can't even.
There's this guy named Timothy Sandefur you might want to talk to. I've heard he appears occasionally at some crackpot libertarian site called "Reason".
"[T]he basic principle of the Permission Society is that freedom is a privilege the government may give or take away as it sees fit."
A wise man once said, "freedom is about authority."
Doling out freedom by the crumb...........
Much like the permission slips required to have a job, especially if you had the misfortune of being born in the wrong geographical location.
Don't forget your 1099, kid!
I think someone needs to introduce the Snitch to Mr. wood chipper.
What a pillow biting Faggot he must be.
Who could even imagine a business using regulations to damage a competetitor? Huh.
"One of the men that cuts several yards made a remark to one of our neighbors, 'that if he saw her cutting grass again that he was going to call Gardendale because she didn't have a business license,'" Elton Campbell, Alainna's grandmother, told the television station.
Hey kid, cut my lawn. Oh, here's $20 unrelated to that. Buy yourself something nice.
"Maybe a temporary license during the summer months that targets teenagers," he suggests.
There's nothing allowing for it now, so it's prohibited.
get those damn kids off of everyone's lawn!
Well regulations are just to protect the consumer right? Wouldn't want someone to hurt themselves mowing a lawn. She obviously needs 500 hours of training to get licensed too.
as Mary responded I'm amazed that anyone able to get paid $4246 in one month on the internet . go now ONLINE START JOB????
I'd bet, that if someone looked at the ordinance, that it only applies if you're going x amount of business.
It probably applies to persons "engaged in", which means pursuing it as a trade, rather than a certain amount of $. So, subjective.
At what point in the history of Bumblefuck, Alabama, did city council feel it was necessary to enact a bylaw requiring a license to cut fucking lawns??
Grass Lives Matter
Probably day 2.
Regulations cause losses of good citizens, too. I was in New Orleans in the 70's fixing TV's in my home, after quitting my IBM job. Wanting to rent a shop and advertise, I went to city hall and applied. Learning that I needed to "take a course, a test, pay a high fee, and then wait, I just said ADIOS!
I drove 40 minutes away to Waveland, MS and the local officials said, "pay $10 and fill out this page". So, we moved there and stayed 3 decades paying taxes, fixing thousands of TV's and being good citizens (even running for school board)
I used to mow lawns as a kid. Never thought of it as a business, just a way to make cash. Never had a license. Never declared it as income. Gawd I was such a scofflaw!
Well regulations are just to protect the consumer right? Wouldn't want someone to hurt themselves mowing a lawn. She obviously needs 500 hours of training to get licensed too.
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She should have just said she contract labor and would have been safe. That's how I've been doing business for over forty years as a glass blower and not paid any business license fees. It drives the state and I.R.S up a wall when you do that, because you are responsible for all taxes paid to you. And people like me tend to pay all taxes once a year instead of quarterly. It also make it hard to garnish wages when you work like that as well.