New Trump Tax Cut Plan, Trump National Monument Review, 'Net Neutrality' Roll Back Begins: P.M. Links

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  The Trump administration announced a new tax cut plan. President Trump signed an executive order to review what he terms the "egregious abuse" of national monuments designation by his predecessors.

• FCC Chairman Ajit Pai began the process of rolling back so-called net neutrality regulations.
• Barack Obama will give his first Wall Street-backed post-presidential speech, getting paid $400,000 to speak at a healthcare conference sponsored by Cantor Fitzgerald.
• Pope Francis gives a surprise TED talk.
• UC-Berkeley cancels the Ann Coulter speech again.
• The NFL built a fake art museum in front of the art museum in Philadelphia for its 2017 Draft event.
• Despite claims made in a new study, there were probably no humans in California 100,000 years ago.

Comments

[Fist of Etiquette]

The Trump administration announced a new tax cut plan.

Cut to the chase. How huge?

[Citizen X - #6]

It’s YUGE…ly disappointing, like you wouldn’t believe!

[Rufus The Monocled]

Hello.

Obama: I can’t believe they pay me for this shit.

[Half-Virtue, Half-Vice]

Are you sure it’s not more like, “I accept this by divine right.”

[Zeb]

I can’t believe they do either.

[Entelechy]

What has become of the Park Service plan to upstage Mount Rushmore by weaving a grove of giant bamboo planted atop Devil’s Tower National Monument into a huge imitation of the Presidential topknot ?

[Fist of Etiquette]

FCC Chairman Ajit Pai began the process of rolling back so-called net neutrality regulations.

FCC so-called chairman.

[Scarecrow Repair & Chippering]

Who are you to so-called judge him?

[Citizen X - #6]

UC-Berkeley cancels the Ann Coulter speech again.

They enjoyed canceling it so much the first time, they reinstated it just to cancel again.

[Chipper Mourning LackOfSerifs]

This is how I feel about my LP membership.

[WakaWaka]

So true

[Fist of Etiquette]

…getting paid $400,000 to speak at a healthcare conference sponsored by Cantor Fitzgerald.

What possible access is that buying? The Dems are on the outs.

[WakaWaka]

Woke street cred?

[Fuck You - Cut Spending]

I think it might buy access to Obamacare.

[Citizen X - #6]

Yeah, i’m pretty sure that’s my deductible.

[Chipper Mourning LackOfSerifs]

For all your cats?

[TheZeitgeist]

What possible access is that buying? The Dems are on the outs.

Wall Streeters invented “hedge” funds for a reason.

[ChipToBeSquare]

Odds that Michelle joins in on the scheme before she runs for president?

[Half-Virtue, Half-Vice]

She’s going to be tough beat. Definitely team blues top contender, no?

[ChipToBeSquare]

If they’re smart they’ll realize Elizabeth Warren is a bad call. She’s another East Coaster who appeals only to the base and isn’t that likeable, although to the left she might not have much baggage. Michelle would drive out the Obama coalition again, and most importantly her only baggage is her husband’s presidency, and that’s only if the left comes to grips with how lost it become under Obama, which is unlikely. Booker is a maybe but he has some baggage to the left on things like school choice

The left might realize now that running career politicians may never work again because they have an entire career of corruption that could be exposed at any time, so Michelle, or even a prominent lefty in showbiz like Oprah, wouldn’t surprise me that much. But I’m not sure I can handle any more of the fawning the Obama family inspires from the press

[BestUsedCarSales]

It was always interesting to me to see people who shit on Trump for lack of experience in the same breath that they wished that Michelle would run.

That being said, lack of experience doesn’t bother me too much. I feel like there is this strong belief that lack of experience is the problem, rather then just straight up wrong ideas being extolled. Or when people attempt to measure Congress’ work by how many laws they pass.

I think I jumped to three nearly unrelated topics there. Thank you for sticking with me.

[Chipper Mourning LackOfSerifs]

Pope Francis reveals the self-driving Popemobile.

[Jerry on the sea]

Technologia Ex Dei?

[Juice]

+1 lack of faith

[Careless]

lol

I’m reminded of “Who’s Next?”

“The Lord’s our shepherd says the Psalm
but just in case
we’d better get a bomb”

[TheZeitgeist]

Barack Obama will give his first Wall Street-backed post-presidential speech, getting paid $400,000 to speak at a healthcare conference sponsored by Cantor Fitzgerald.

And the great cosmic dance goes on…

[Citizen X - #6]

+1 T. Rex

[Trigger Warning]

They should pay him with cartoon sacks of money

[Fist of Etiquette]

UC-Berkeley cancels the Ann Coulter speech again.

If you regularly put safety over speech, can you still be known as free speech advocates?

[Citizen X - #6]

Is that what Berkeley is going for?

[Chipper Mourning LackOfSerifs]

As long as the old adage about political dating applies, Berkeley can’t be all bad:
Righty-tighty, leftie-loosie.

[Citizen X - #6]

Not TOO loose, though, nah mean?

[Chipper Mourning LackOfSerifs]

Cash dah basside, how bah dah?

[TheZeitgeist]

Berkeley canned Mr. Nobel Exoplanet Finder because of astronomy-nerd-level sad sexy time attempts with some lady nerds.

Statists always find their inner Taliban sooner or later no matter moral license from which they started their journey.

[Half-Virtue, Half-Vice]

He stopped by useful once he gave up his data. It’s like a mob movie.

[Fist of Etiquette]

The NFL built a fake art museum in front of the art museum in Philadelphia for its 2017 Draft event.

Unbelievable. Philadelphia is still in the NFL?

[Rufus The Monocled]

FLY EAGLES FLY!

[Citizen X - #6]

You misspelled “Iggles.”

[Chipper Mourning LackOfSerifs]

Hey, it’s hockey season, Canuck.

[Libertarian]

Jesus Christ, it’s April and I’m already sick of hearing about football.

[Half-Virtue, Half-Vice]

UC-Berkeley cancels the Ann Coulter speech again.

Fascism strikes again!

[Voros McCracken]

“Pope Francis gives a surprise TED talk.”

Hard pass.

[Red Rocks Baiting n Inciting]

Especially since “Why Jesus Was a Socialist” has already been done to death.

[Chipper Mourning LackOfSerifs]

Can anyone else with a big dick relate to this? Toilet bowls are just not deep enough. Nothing worse than sitting down to do your business and having your junk touch the bottom. Yuck!

[esteve7]

you arn’t supposed to pee in the sink….

[Zeb]

That is easily solved by only pooping while you have an erection.

[Chipper Mourning LackOfSerifs]

It’s not something I have ever been able to manage.

[The Last American Hero]

I smell a Kickstarter opportunity…

[Stormy Dragon]

Perfect Metaphor for Congress:

Senate ID Cards Use A Photo Of A Chip Rather Than An Actual Smart Chip

[Juice]

Totally unsurprising. Pretty much par for the course.

[Crusty Juggler aka "Chad"]

Feds seize 300 pounds of banned Nepalese yak meat at JFK Airport

Federal U.S. Customs Agents recently seized more than 300 pounds of banned yak meat that was smuggled to Kennedy Airport in sweaters, shawls and pants, officials said Wednesday.

Certain banned dung pods and seeds were also sent in the shipment, which came from Nepal, officials said.

What am I going to do with all of my Nepalese coins?

[Half-Virtue, Half-Vice]

Another Lena Dunham article?

[Chipper Mourning LackOfSerifs]

It is the number one item on Crusty’s google alerts. Guess what number two is.

[Zeb]

Genital mutilation?

[Half-Virtue, Half-Vice]

Crusty has single-handedly made Lena Dunham’s career worthwhile imo.

[Trigger Warning]

I dunno, I’m sure he was double-fisting at some point.

[Entropy Drehmaschine Void]

Guess what number two is.

Yak #2.

[Crusty Juggler aka "Chad"]

Grand jury indicts doctors in genital mutilation case

A federal grand jury issued the country’s first indictment for female genital mutilation Wednesday against two doctors and a spouse for allegedly cutting 7-year-old girls and conspiring to cover up the crime.

The indictment adds new charges to a case that is providing insight into a small, insular Muslim community in Metro Detroit and an illegal procedure performed on young girls.

Until Wednesday, Northville Dr. Jumana Nagarwala was the only person charged with performing female genital mutilation. The indictment accuses Farmington Hills Dr. Fakhruddin Attar and his wife, Farida Attar, of committing female genital mutilation.

The indictment alleges the three were involved in a widening conspiracy targeting minor victims since 2005 and claims they tried to cover up the crimes by lying to federal agents and deleting evidence.

[Juice]

For some reason no one would indict the doctor that mutilated my genitals.

[Libertarian]

I wouldn’t say a circumcision and FGM are equivalent. Unless, of course, I wrote for the NY Times.

http://thedailychrenk.com/2017…..t-culture/

[Juice]

They’re both involuntary genital mutilation.

[The Last American Hero]

You know who else didn’t care for Jewish Traditions?

[SIV]

Smithfield Foods?

[Half-Virtue, Half-Vice]

I honestly get confused sometimes, female genital mutilation is when they cut off the clit, right?

[Careless]

There are a variety of types varying by severity. That’s one of them. At the most minor, they just make a small symbolic cut on the labia. At the most extreme, they’re cutting off a lot of the labia in addition to the clitoris and then sewing the whole thing up.

[Juice]

Cutting off the clit is definitely worse than cutting off the foreskin. That doesn’t make involuntarily cutting off a baby’s foreskin ok.

[Griffin3]

That doesn’t make involuntarily sending a baby to public school okay.
That doesn’t make involuntarily vaccinating a child okay.
That doesn’t make involuntarily stopping a child from biting okay.

See? I can make random assertions, too!

[KerryW]

While our commitment to freedom of speech and expression remains absolute, we have an obligation to heed our police department’s assessment of how best to hold safe and successful events.

No, that’s not an absolute commitment if you make it subservient to something else. Do these people even realize that what they say makes no sense?

[Dick Puller, Attorney at Law]

They don’t call ’em cuckservatives for nothing.

[Juice]

Pope Francis gives a surprise TED talk

No one ever gives ME a surprise TED Talk.

[Chipper Mourning LackOfSerifs]

These euphemisms are getting inspirational.

[Crusty Juggler aka "Chad"]

Trump Has a Button He Pushes So a Butler Brings Him a Coke

I hope it’s a Coke Fiber! Stay healthy, Donny!

[Juice]

Sounds like it would go great with some Crystal Gravy.

[Stormy Dragon]

“I will wait here for my Cherry Coke Zero.”

[Chipper Mourning LackOfSerifs]

Why Alex Jones takes his shirt off.

[Meh.]

“Is he ? the very personification of the meat sweats ? just always running too hot?”

Yuck. Now instead of just having a gross visual, there’s a smell to go along with it.

[Crusty Juggler aka "Chad"]

Despite claims made in a new study, there were probably no humans in California 100,000 years ago.

Bullshit – I’ve seen Encino Man.

[Juice]

Same reason as Gordon Ramsey?

[Half-Virtue, Half-Vice]

rip Pauley Shore

[Crusty Juggler aka "Chad"]

Long live The Weasel!

[Chipper Mourning LackOfSerifs]

I had an idea for a TV show about anthropomorphic lice that live together, talk like guidos, try to fuck everything that moves, and are obsessed with their abs. It would be called Pauly Shore.

[Stormy Dragon]

Lice Capades

[Careless]

While clearly the American Indians are descended from the Out of Africa Diaspora and didn’t reach the Americas until much more recently than that, I wouldn’t be surprised to learn that Homo erectus or Neanderthals had made it to the Americas before that. The article confuses the two possibilities.

[Trigger Warning]

But there were people from LA.

[Crusty Juggler aka "Chad"]

Radiohead OK Computer Anniversary Speculation Sparked by Mysterious Posters

A series of mysterious posters have popped up in cities around the world that have led Radiohead fans to speculate that something is happening involving the 20th anniversary of the release of OK Computer. As many people on Reddit have pointed out, street art has appeared in London, Amsterdam, Brooklyn, and other places featuring cryptic political messaging, as well as the years 1997 and 2017. With lines like “More Public Fear/More Private Security,” fans think the words follow the cadences of “Fitter Happier.” OK Computer was originally released on May 21, 1997.

[Crusty Juggler aka "Chad"]

Isis faces exodus of foreign fighters as its ‘caliphate’ crumbles

Large numbers of foreign fighters and sympathisers are abandoning Islamic State and trying to enter Turkey, with at least two British nationals and a US citizen joining an exodus that is depleting the ranks of the terror group.

BUILD THE WALL!!!!

[Crusty Juggler aka "Chad"]

What do Lena Dunham and your average Reason commenter have in common? They both can’t even understand what the alt right is saying.

“I can take whatever the ‘alt-right’ wants to say, that’s fine ? I can’t even understand what they’re saying, it’s insane, and everyone that I know and love knows it’s insane,” said Dunham, who campaigned with Ferrera for Hillary Clinton last year. “It’s when I thought I was being misunderstood, or willfully misunderstood, by other women who shared my politics that things were really hard.”

[Crusty Juggler aka "Chad"]

It was a particularly prescient controversy considering the series’ surprising season finale, which leaves Hannah in upstate New York with a baby on her breast.

Yes, I’ve been to where they filmed that, and yes, I want to go back and never leave.

[Mickey Rat]

Where?

[Crusty Juggler aka "Chad"]

I believe they filmed in Fishkill Farms for this season.

[Meh.]

… but calling for the extinction of a whole group of people (straight white males) is sane? Imagine having the audacity to complain about receiving vitriol when you’re literally saying you want people to die. I guess this article does make me think and feel a little guilty for my own online criticism of her, but sheesh.

[BestUsedCarSales]

I’ll admit to not knowing what the Alt-Right is. It seems to be some vague sort of nationalism, but beyond that I am still confused on what counts as such. Is it JUST posting on /r/thedonald and /pol/?

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