Friday Funnies: Trump's Individual Mandate

Chip Bok - Creators Syndicate

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[Fist of Etiquette]

And that point here seems to be developing at the top of his ever changing head.

[invisible furry hand]

He's aerodynamic

[SQRLSY One]

Trumpty Dumpty, He's quite off-the-wall,
Trumpty Dumpty won't stay in His toilet stall
He just goes ahead and takes His shits,
Totally regardless of whereever He sits
Whenever He simply, no way, can sleep,
He Twits us His thoughts, they're all SOOO deep!
He simply must, He MUST, Twit us His bird,
No matter the words, however absurd!
He sits and snorts His coke with a spoon,
Then He brazenly shoots us His moon!
They say He'll be impeached by June,
Man, oh man, June cannot come too soon!
So He sits and jiggles His balls,
Then He Twitters upon the walls
"Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to shit and stink
But I come here to scratch my balls,
And read the writings on the walls
Here I sit, My cheeks a-flexin'
Giving birth to another Texan!
He who writes these lines of wit,
Wraps His Trump in little balls,
He who reads these lines of wit,
Eats those loser's balls of shit!"

[WTF]

A fashion penaltax?

[AlmightyJB]

Why not? I'm sure Roberts can make something up.

[dantheserene]

It isn't nearly as much of a stretch as it ought to be.

[Juice]

Not anymore.

[Libertarian]

I thought penaltax were what you used to keep condoms on.

[plusafdotcom]

OW!

[Will4Freedom]

With all the rich material going on this week, this is Bok's focus? Okay.

Ha ha... Trump is bad. So funny!!!

[Fist of Etiquette]

He draws these months in advance. This one was done in early September.

[invisible furry hand]

He draws them?

[Will4Freedom]

Hey... wait a minute there. September? Wasn't the election in Novem.... Ahh.... you trickster, you!

[Will4Freedom]

Ahh... I see.

Bok Name Meaning
Dutch: nickname for a man with some fancied resemblance to a he-goat, bok.
Swedish: ornamental name from bok 'beech'.
Variant spelling of Jewish Bock.
Slovenian: unexplained.

You see... the Dutch and Swedish have no sense of humor.
If Slovenian... well, I'm 1/2 as well... so definitely not funny. Where have you ever seen a Slovak comedian?

So we cut him some slack. Unless he's Jewish. Then there's no explanation at all.

[Unemployed Armenian Tranny]

Thai: Smith

[Fascist loofa-faced shitgibbon]

"Ha ha... Trump is bad. So funny!!!"

To be fair, this cartoon is an indictment of Obama and Roberts, not Trump.

[Will4Freedom]

Good point.

[Domestic Dissident]

He made fun of Obama too, which is more than you can say about most of dick-sucking frauds who write here now.

[Cyto]

He would have a point. If he had made that point.

In fact, I kinda wish he had made that point. But he's not that smart.

And the press isn't smart enough to say "He's got a point' in response, either.

[Slammer]

If nothing else, Trump has at least given us a Presidential Seal that is a donut.

[Alan Vanneman]

OK, Nick, you've made your point: All political cartoonists suck! Now can we move on?

[lafe.long]

Why is there a vagina on his head in the second panel?

[AlmightyJB]

So he can grab it

[invisible furry hand]

He's already grabbing the female journalist's hoo-ha, judging by her expression

[AlmightyJB]

Go on...

[Rich]

It's one of those hats. He's showing solidarity with the Million Woman March.

[This Machine Chips Fascists]

Has Bok ever sounded off about florists and gays and religious freedom? If not, fuck him.

[Will4Freedom]

Maybe there's nothing funny about it?

[Libertarian]

Why yes, yes he has. Not surprising for a libertarian website, really.

http://bokbluster.com/2015/05/.....more-11931

[Jerryskids]

That's one of the dumbest things you've ever said and you're one of the dumbest people on this board. Everybody knows Big Gay has an agenda to make us all gay, thrusting their gayiety down our throats with their firm hands and their bulging muscles and their tight buttocks, just thrusting and thrusting and thrusting like manly men. And Reason won't say one word about it. Go ahead, look it up, I dare you. If you can find one single item where Reason has ever mentioned the anti-straight, anti-Christian agenda of Big Gay, I'll let you spank me.

[WTF]

And spank and spank and spank!
The Shackford and John slap fight, melt down, whatever-the-hell, was pretty entertaining, though.

[Kauzig Kristen]

There was a Shackford v. John bitch fight?????

[SIV]

The "Crony Capitalism" tag saves the post from appearing to be too pro-Trump, or too Trump-neutral.

[Kauzig Kristen]

I kinda liked this one. Sue me.

[Bacon-Magic <3 Hayek]

I'm with her^.

[Mongo]

Open comment to Ivanka: If you want to jump ship from your hubby biznessman to a dude who's into porn comix and weed, give me a shout.

[Brandybuck]

Who is that blonde ferret supposed to be? And why is he sitting on Kim Jong-iL's head?

[hezamaru]

I mean, but no, it's like if the government forced us to buy clothes. Which it kind of does. Because it's illegal to be naked.

TYRANNY.