Senator Pushes a Ridiculous "Milk" Law That Treats Consumers Like Idiots
The "Dairy Pride Act" calls for the FDA to crack down on cow-dairy alternatives that use terms like "milk" or "yogurt."


For decades, Americans have managed to accept the existence of "soy milk" without melting down into existential confusion over the meaning of dairy. And yet—never content to leave to common sense what could be legislated—some federal lawmakers seek to clamp down on the use of the term milk to refer to non-dairy beverages.
Introduced by a Democrat from the great dairy state of Wisconsin, Sen. Tammy Baldwin's "Defending Against Imitations and Replacements of Yogurt, Milk, and Cheese to Promote Regular Intake of Dairy Everyday (DAIRY PRIDE) Act" would prevent almond milk, coconut milk, cashew milk, and all other lactose-lacking products—along with goat's milk, sheep's milk, and all milk from animals other than cows—from being labeled with terms like milk, yogurt, and cheese.
"Imitation products have gotten away with using dairy's good name for their own benefit," said Baldwin in a press release. "The DAIRY PRIDE Act would require the FDA to issue guidance for nationwide enforcement of mislabeled imitation dairy products within 90 days and require the FDA to report to Congress two years after enactment to hold the agency accountable for this update in their enforcement obligations."
The statement also quotes Ellsworth Cooperative Creamery's Jerry Croes, who said it's "about time someone stands up for the American Dairy farmer. … It's not fair that the name milk should be used by non-dairy drinks to further erode what little profit we have."
But plenty of information on non-dairy milk labels indicates that they are not actually dairy—in fact, that's generally the selling point. If dairy milk sales are down, it's not because U.S. consumers are, en masse, too stupid to realize that soy milk and such aren't animal products, but because the past decade has seen a proliferation of plant-based alternatives to traditional cow's milk come on to the market, and consumers are—for a host of reasons, including lactose intolerance, nutritional benefits, animal-welfare concerns, and taste preferences—flocking to them.
Mislabeling of plant-based products as 'milk' hurts our #GrownInWI dairy farmers. Taking a stand for #WIAg economy. https://t.co/X9Ng4F5Dwe pic.twitter.com/tQ0HbTQzvP
— Sen. Tammy Baldwin (@SenatorBaldwin) January 12, 2017
As Baylen Linnekin noted here recently, "Americans are drinking many types of milk they've long consumed—cow, goat, camel, etc.—and newer types as well, including almond, coconut, hemp, rice, and soy," making "rules that reserve use of the term 'milk' for dairy-cow milk alone" more misleading from a consumer perspective. "Perhaps rules should be established that force dairy-cow makers to modify their use of the term 'milk' with the word 'cow,' in a way that would be consistent with every other use of the term ('goat milk,' 'almond milk,' etc.)," Linnekin suggested.
Linnekin's melting-pot-of-milks column came in response to another recent move by federal lawmakers to limit the term milk to stuff that comes from cows. In December, more than 30 members of Congress petitioned the U.S. Food and Drug Administration, which defines milk as "the lacteal secretion .?.?. obtained by the complete milking of one or more healthy cows," to enforce this definition by going after non-dairy "milk" beverages.
But without any evidence that consumers are harmed by non-dairy beverages being described as milk, the whole thing smacks of simple dairy-industry protectionism. In the end, forcing producers of cow-milk alternatives to ditch the term milk won't increase consumer clarity or safety but simply bring unnecessary costs to these companies (and all American taxpayers) while further muddying the milk marketplace.
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"Defending Against Imitations and Replacements of Yogurt, Milk, and Cheese to Promote Regular Intake of Dairy Everyday (DAIRY PRIDE) Act
Oh jeez.
If read correctly, the acronym should be DAIRY McPRIDE.
Which is a much better name, in my opinion.
My opinion also holds that this trend of naming bills with "cutesy" acronyms is stupid.
The statement also quotes Ellsworth Cooperative Creamery's Jerry Croes, who said it's "about time someone stands up for the American Dairy farmer.
Because lord knows, no one's been there for the American Dairy Farmer.
They clearly need more subsidies alongside this important legislation.
You know who else was Ellsworth?
Jim Beaver?
Toohey?
If it doesn't come out of a teat, it isn't milk.
Snake handlers hardest hit.
For snake handlers, isn't "milk" a verb?
Yep, just like for your mom.
Can we get away with calling them "soy miilk", "coconut miilk", double II not single I, and get away with THAT? Will our Overlords allow it?
Or would "soy millk", "coconut millk" look better? Double L?
MeThinks the Power Pigs are milking us for everything they can get away with!
Oh, yeah? Then how come you can milk a prostate?
Cats have nipples, Chip. Can you milk them?
True. Milk-replacement or some such would be a more accurate name for the plant products. Not that it will do the dairy farmers any good, as the commercials I see for the soy/almond drinks always tout that they are "better than milk".
And when did it become legal to label "imitation crab" (flaked whitefish) as "crab"?
This example is something that I keep an eye out on, due to having shellfish allergies (but not fish allergies); being unclear on whether a product contains crab is a matter of avoiding allergic seizures.
Similarly, there are matters of soy allergies versus lactose intolerance. Regardless of provisions for dairy farmers or not, it's important that food be labeled by what's in it; this is actually a proper job of the FDA. To argue that soy or coconut products deserve to be called "milk" ignores actual health issues and is symptomatic of further such confusion.
I think the second verb definition of 'milk' may be appropriate here:
exploit or defraud (someone), typically by taking regular small amounts of money over a period of time.
I'd vote against it just based on the cutesy acronym.
I wonder how many staffers it took to come up with that.
A 1,000 interns typing on a 1,000 MacBooks for eternity eventually turns my stomach.
1000 interns typing on 1000 MacBooks for eternity will eventually produce the first two chapters of a remarkably pretentious novel.
Oh, and ENB - Linnekin is not a name you want to drop. His shilling for cruelty does no favors for the cause and is generally the factor that keeps me from donating to Reason. I start with a target donation amount, and each time Linnekin shills for cruelty here $50 of that money gets reprogrammed to animal welfare causes.
Oooh, a vegan PETAn who has no idea of how cruel life is outside the farm
Wrong, and again wrong.
Everyone knows that a burger doesn't taste right unless the cow got punched in the face on the daily.
I await Tonio's crusade against halal slaughter.
Oh, is that one of those gay muslim wedding cake trolls? Hey, Papaya, how'd that worldwide Ebola pandemic work out for you? Let me know when you walk that back and maybe I'll engage you.
If we allow products to be misnamed as dairy such, how can we guarantee that our nation's gay wedding cakes have real (and fabulous) frosting instead of some poor substitute?
You are misstating (intentionally or not) my views on ebola.
Also, Halal and Kosher slaughter are identical from a practical POV - the only difference is which pious nonsense they mutter when doing that.
When the cow considers death to be a sweet release from the pain of life, the meat is imbued with an extra tender juiciness.
Tonio,
Please enlighten me on Linnekin. I'm not familiar with the name, sir.
Baylin Linnekin is just a guy. A guy who writes for Reason occasionally and loves him some foie gras.
Ducks breathe through their tongue.
I don't believe you.
Geese too.
Thanks for that link, I have always felt guilty about foie gras.
Personal experience?
Science, fool!
Which is where the term "fuck a duck" comes from. It was a reminder to all the horny farm boys in the pre-industrial US to avoid asphyxiating the poultry by forcing it to suck their dicks.
+1 Kinsey Report
Ok, thanks all. We all have our pet issues. *pats genetically modified rabbit that tastes like bacon
?
foie gras, I guess?
Who gives a fuck about geese? Nasty animals.
They mate for life, dude. How would you feel if someone force fed your mate and then ate his or her liver?
How much am I getting paid?
+1 nice Chianti?
shilling for cruelty
what
Big Cruelty: skeleton in libertarianism's closet, or title of a long-lost INXS album?
They're just milking the public.
That's utter nonsense.
Your opinion on this matter is moot.
I shudder at your attempt to correctly spell udder
Introduced by a Democrat from the great dairy state of Wisconsin, Sen. Tammy Baldwin's "Defending Against Imitations and Replacements of Yogurt, Milk, and Cheese to Promote Regular Intake of Dairy Everyday (DAIRY PRIDE) Act"
I had the same reaction.
For Warty:
Female bodybuilder is thrown in jail in Iran for posting 'un-Islamic' photographs of her workouts online
Che tee-shirt. I am disappoint.
'bear arms". Way to go, Daily Fail.
In two of those pics, she's wearing a Che Guevara shirt. Priceless.
Something tells me Warty is gonna keep finding urgent matters that will keep delaying the rescue mission.
like sorting his woodpile by length
Now THAT'S a euphemism.
Persian and huge? Someone keep these pics away from John.
Titties
Vegan cheese isn't a crime, but it should be.
It has the consistency of melted plastic - and tastes about the same.
Gary
Sadly, her rant reads like a Dunphy post.
smooches
HTH
Vegan cheese is routinely awful. But I like most plant milks. I usually keep whole (cow) milk and either cashew or coconut milk on hand
I really like goat butter. It's got that slight goat funk to it. Whole Foods occasionally has it.
Cashew is usually what I have around. I'm surrounded by cow milk haters.
No almond milk? That's my fave.
Whole milk and cashew or almond milk at my house, too. Coconut milk for when we feelin' nasty.
This sentiment is exactly why the dairy farmers need to stop freaking out. Sure, the plant drinks are gaining market share over milk, but nothing can hold a candle to real dairy cheese.
Vermont's response.
Let them call it what they want. Also,let anyone who grows or sells meats,fish or vegetables call their goods organic.
Just rename the stuff "milc" or "milp".
Malk.
Mmilk?
Mulk?
It comes from a nipl!
RCAISIST!!!%I!
Milkkk
Mlac
You promised me dog or better.
Filk
Sizzilk
Nilk
"I bet you thought I couldn't find any at this time of the year, well a little resourceful for ya, a little to light on my feet. Eat Miak and die!"
What, no "milf"?
I haz a disappoint. I thought worse of the commentariat.
This is clear evidence of the anti cow-sploitation moo-vement.
Encrusted cunt-hag Tammy Baldwin needs to choke on a bag of dicks.
Well, she's a lesbian, so I expect she would choke.
I used to drink cow's milk by the gallon--I love the stuff. But my gut just can't take it anymore, it gives me the screaming shits. So I will drink substitutes, and no legislation is going to change that. People are drinking the substitutes because the market makes it available to them. Get over it, Tammy.
That's why I switched to beer,
You put beer in your coffee/on your cereal in the morning? That explains a lot.
Granting that the "confusion" idea is really just bunk, I don't think calling it "cow milk" is really a big deal.
Don't mandate it yadda yadda yadda sld
Imitation products have gotten away with using dairy's good name for their own benefit,
And here I thought the preceding adjective (almond, soy, etc) was there to properly contextualize the contents.
They should call fake milk Harvey. If you get my meaning.
That'll get shot down.
Whoa. You broke windshields in the parking lot.
Better yet:
ABC
CBS
NBC
CNN
MSNBC
NYT
FOX *should have a bias disclaimer at least
Reuters
WAPO
etc...
But the Democrats love fucking science!
I can kind of understand why almond milk should be called almond milk, but then again, we don't need the govt to force this, especially since the companies that market almond, soy, etc. milk WANT to make it clear that it isn't dairy.
But who the fuck gave cows the monopoly on milk? If it comes from tits, its milk regardless of the mammalian species involved.
On-topic: Legalizing Innovation: Why Balaji Srinivasan should lead the FDA in the new Trump administration
Oh, and: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXI21S4ZWJU
I understand there's a convent in Italy that's suing because of the term "Extra Virgin Olive Oil".
Virgin olive oil, as many of you surely know, is only supposed to come from olives that are pressed by certain abbeys. The way they pressed it at certain abbeys on the outskirts of Rome became especially popular--and it just became a name for olive oil that was pressed that way.
Extra virgin olive oil, however, isn't run through an oil press in the usual way. Extra virgin olive oil is pressed between the milky white thighs of aspiring nuns--none over the age of 15. The practice began at an abbey outside of Turin, in Italy's Piedmont region.
If your "extra virgin" olive oil was pressed using some other method, it may be delicious, but it is not extra virgin olive oil.
Since I never did fully recover from my confusing 3rd grade crush on the very young Sister Melissa, in my mind this story will forever be 100% true.....
Why was your 3rd grade crush confusing?
This post and thread and anti-lactate intolerant. For shame.
Shame survives here about as successfully as a cow on the moon.
This is no place for shame.
Mislabeling of plant-based products as 'milk' hurts our #GrownInWI dairy farmers.
I'm fairly certain they have both milk thistle and milkweed in Wisconsin. Are those to be renamed as well?
Just call it soy drink, and call milk cow drink
Nah. Call milk BME, for bovine mucus excretion.
Its marketing gold, I tell ya!
The FDA will have to kill me if they want me to stop calling semen "Ass Milk"
Didn't we just read this on Reason about a week ago?
I'm beginning to think that my annual contribution could be better spent elsewhere.
No, that was Florida, where milk that had the fat removed *couldn't* be called milk anymore unless they add in additional vitamins.
As ENB says in this story, the earlier post was about a letter to the FDA, whereas this is an bill (which will hopefully die a quiet death in subcommittee).
*a bill*. Serves me right for for not doing preview.
Right, because nobody called it 'coconut milk' until people decided they wanted a non-dairy substitute for milk.
Just for fun I checked in the OED, and 'coconut milk' was first attested in the seventeen hundreds, and has been used regularly ever since. Its use predates the FTC, so screw them! And the Dairy Farmers of America!
Are new mothers able to feed their newborns with breast milk, or will they need to refer to the substance as "protein-enriched human secretion emanating from the breast".
But without any evidence that consumers are harmed by non-dairy beverages being described as milk, the whole thing smacks of simple dairy-industry protectionism
There is plenty of evidence that drinking cow's milk is bad for humans so yeah, this is dairy-industry protectionism.
Almond milk is known from at least the Middle Ages including a recipe to make almond milk in the medieval cook book Le Viandier de Taillevent.