Bad news for patriotic Americans who want to keep their bitcoin business to themselves this week from the Department of Justice:
A federal court in the Northern District of California entered an order today authorizing the Internal Revenue Service (IRS) to serve a John Doe summons on Coinbase Inc., seeking information about U.S. taxpayers who conducted transactions in a convertible virtual currency during the years 2013 to 2015. The IRS is seeking the records of Americans who engaged in business with or through Coinbase, a virtual currency exchanger headquartered in San Francisco, California.
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"As the use of virtual currencies has grown exponentially, some have raised questions about tax compliance," said Principal Deputy Assistant Attorney General Caroline D. Ciraolo, head of the Justice Department's Tax Division. "Tools like the John Doe summons authorized today send the clear message to U.S. taxpayers that whatever form of currency they use – bitcoin or traditional dollars and cents – we will work to ensure that they are fully reporting their income and paying their fair share of taxes."….
The court's order grants the IRS permission to serve what is known as a "John Doe" summons on Coinbase. There is no allegation in this suit that Coinbase has engaged in any wrongdoing in connection with its virtual currency exchange business. Rather, the IRS uses John Doe summonses to obtain information about possible violations of internal revenue laws by individuals whose identities are unknown. This John Doe summons directs Coinbase to produce records identifying U.S. taxpayers who have used its services, along with other documents relating to their virtual currency transactions.
The actual order from U.S. District Court for the Northern District of California.
Account/wallet/vault registration records for each account/wallet/vault owned or controlled by the user during the period stated above including, but not limited to, complete user profile, history of changes to user profile from account inception, complete user preferences, complete user security settings and history (including confirmed devices and account activity), complete user payment methods, and any other information related to the funding sources for the account/wallet/vault, regardless of date.
A Coinbase spokesman via email said earlier this week when the DOJ announcement was issued:
Although Coinbase's general practice is to cooperate with properly targeted law enforcement inquiries, we are extremely concerned with the indiscriminate breadth of the government's request. Our customers' privacy rights are important to us and our legal team is in the process of examining the government's petition. In its current form, we will oppose the government's petition in court…..
We are aware of, and expected, the Court's ex parte order today. We look forward to opposing the DOJ's request in court after Coinbase is served with a subpoena. As we previously stated, we remain concerned with our U.S. customers' legitimate privacy rights in the face of the government's sweeping request.
Equally shocking is the weak foundation for making this demand. In a declaration submitted to the court, an IRS agent recounts having learned of tax evasion on the part of one Bitcoin user and two companies. On this basis, he and the IRS claim "a reasonable basis for believing" that all U.S. Coinbase users "may fail or may have failed to comply" with the internal revenue laws.
If that evidence is enough to create a reasonable basis to believe that all Bitcoin users evade taxes, the IRS is entitled to access the records of everyone who uses paper money.
Anecdotes and online bragodaccio about tax avoidance are not a reasonable basis to believe that all Coinbase users are tax cheats whose financial lives should be opened to IRS investigators and the hackers looking over their shoulders. There must be some specific information about particular users, or else the IRS is seeking a general warrant, which the Fourth Amendment denies it the power to do.
Unfortunately, the District Court disagreed with Harper's sensible Fourth Amendment view.
My reporting from back in April 2014 when the IRS first declared that bitcoin is property whose sale creates potential tax liabilities, setting the inevitable stage for something like this. As I wrote then, if you keep your bitcoin use totally in the digital alt-coin world, very hard for the taxman to find you. But as soon as you try to interface with turning them into U.S. currency, certainly through a trying-to-be legitimate business, things will get trickier. (Some thoughts from Bitcoin expert Andreas Antonopoulos on the intersection of bitcoin and "know your customer" banking regs.)
As far as I've been able to ascertain, backed up by experts in the bitcoin exchange space I spoke to, this is the first time the government has tried this particular summons trick on an exchange to root out possible bitcoin tax scofflaws.
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Well, at least John Kerry, our genius SoS, is watching out for us:
"This is one of our chief challenges today, is to manage information and to do it in a way that average folks at home can know what's real and what isn't, what's true, what's false, and try to build consensus around a common set of understandings," Kerry said during the Mediterranean Dialogues Conference in Rome. "Technology has brought the world closer, yes; but it's also enabled bigots and demagogues to spread messages of divisiveness and hate with the click of a button, with the push of a finger."
Quick Google search shows the Northern District of California is part of the Ninth Circuit. Appeals can take a long time to work their way from District Court to the Supreme Court, so can Coinbase hold out until then?
So, I get the IRS wanting info; they are after all, greedy thieves. But the amount of information requested guys well beyond what is needed for this fishing expedition. And , since I'm sure this information will find its way into other agencies' databases, truly worrying.
I've been making torches and pitchforks in my spare time, when do we march?
Lol, yeah, because that's the worst thing I've ever posted anywhere, and the worst thing ever posted here.
(Hey, Preet: your office is first stop when we do start the march.)
Given that anything that happens can be called racist, I will go with 14, since I'm not sure if that actually happened, thus there would be no opportunity to call it racist.
The 2nd law of derpodynamics is that the derptropy of a closed system cannot decrease.
In layman's terms, this means that whatever the most outrageously stupid thing you can think of, not only will that thing exist, but there will also be something even dumber than that.
There is grandeur in this view of derp, with its several powers, having been originally breathed into a few forms or into one; and that, whilst this planet has gone cycling on according to the fixed law of gravity, from so simple a beginning endless forms most idiotic and most outrageous has been, and is being, beherped.
"It's insulting, offensive, and plays to racist stereotypes," Al Sharpton told the New York Post.
I wonder if anyone has ever asked him to explain why its insulting, why its offensive, and what *racist* stereotypes it plays to.
1. If fried chicken is a cultural food, then own it. Yeah we know not all black people like fried chicken - just like not all Mexicans like tortillas, not all Asians like rice. But a tortilla is a staple of Mexican cuisine and they don't freak out when you say 'Mexicans like tortillas'.
2. Fried chicken is awesome. To say that its insulting for me to assume you really like fried chicken is like saying its insulting for me to assume you like oral sex.
3. If you just owned that shit, proudly, it would lose its power. Then people wouldn't make a big deal about it. And those who did would look clueless - like someone yelling 'Yankee go home!'. Then you could move on to dealing with *important* shit.
What does one call snowflake-sourced NewSpeak? SnowSpeak? NewFlake?
And what about calling someone 'snowflake' when target's ethnographic background suggests indigenous snow-challenges and/or climate change? HeatFlake? NewSnow? Definitely not 'Yellow Snow.'
The fine folks at the Washington Free Beacon compiled this helpful list of everything that has been declared racist as of Oct 3, 2014. They have since abandoned the project as they can no longer afford the supercomputer required to compile the list.
The list itself was declared to be racist not long after its publication.
Note that other things which are racist include donating to the United Negro College Fund and noticing that liberals like accusing people of racism.
I never understood the food based "racist" stereotypes like fried chicken or watermelon. I was just talking yesterday with some coonasses cajun folk about their mother's fried chicken and both my grandmothers and my wifes grandmother make some damn good fried chicken. I have several ancestors who were watermelon farmers and I've been eating it every summer since I can remember. This is just southern food.
I guess when black southerners migrated north they brought the food with them, northern white folk made stereotypes, felt guilty, and decided it was racist.
That one has always struck me as extra silly. If you went a Southern Baptist church picnic around 1930, 75% of the men there would be members of the Klan, and odds are they would have been eating fried chicken and watermelon. Same as the people having their picnic over at the AME church across town.
"Are you white? Are you in China? Do you not give a fuck? Do these jobs: the Chinese hire white people to be human stage props for all sorts of institutions, ranging from bars, schools, construction companies, ad agencies, and even hospitals."
A funny couple of anecdotes from some westerners living in china on the types side-gigs that are common for white dudes to supplement their official-visa gigs. (*they dont mention much about girl-jobs)
They tell these stories while riding motorcycles, which they never explain.
Apparently one of the most-common is the "Fake DJ". Every bar/club hires a white person to stand in the fake DJ booth.
The New York Post reported in March 2012 that the city's Department of Education avoids references to words like "dinosaurs," "birthdays," "Halloween" and dozens of other topics on city-issued tests because they could evoke "unpleasant emotions" among the students.
Dinosaurs, for example, conjures the topic of evolution, which could rile fundamentalists and birthdays are not celebrated by Jehovah's Witnesses. Halloween, meanwhile, suggests an affiliation to Paganism.
Officials said such exclusions are normal procedure, insisting it's not censorship.
Devon gets a watermelon for his birthday. Calculate the volume of (a) the watermelon as a whole, and (b) the edible part. If the watermelon is given out in equal portions to Devon and 5 guests, with Devon getting a portion 50% larger than the others and the others getting equal portions, what is the volume of each portion?
If it takes 3 Jews and 5 Armenians to cheat a Greek, how many Jews, in the absence of any Armenians, does it take to cheat 4 Greeks?
Calculate the amount of white fabric which would be needed to make ghost costumes for 5 Halloween trick or treaters, each of the Trick or Treaters six feet tall?
Rashid is driving a taxi in New York City. He is going 60 MPH, following five feet behind another car, whose driver suddenly hits the brakes to avoid a pedestrian. How long will it take Rashid to realize he has to avoid a collision and turn his cab into an adjacent sidewalk?
"For a lot of particularly African-American community members, the phrase brown bag does bring up associations with the past when a brown bag was actually used, I understand, to determine if people's skin color was light enough to allow admission to an event or to come into a party that was being held in a private home,"
I am having a hard time believing that one. Any asshole that would do that would not bother with a bag.
So it was black people discriminating against other black people. Like I said, assholes. I saw that in a few African countries. It didn't make sense there either.
Frank was offered membership in the Capital C Club (for Creoles with a "Capital C"). When he heard about the bag test (Shorty: "That's the only test I ever passed!"), he was livid: "Goddammit, I'm not going to be the first black member of a black club!"
"I am having a hard time believing that one. Any asshole that would do that would not bother with a bag."
Not sure, but I'm quite certain the phrase 'high yeller' was used among blacks to establish hierarchy.
I'm certainly not defending or justifying it; it is clearly racist to assume your 'value' increases as your skin color approaches "white".
I have never heard that term. I have seen people judge others on the tint of their skin in a few countries though. I guess white folk do it too. I got beat up a time or two when I was a kid for being a skinny pasty kid.
"Bernie Sanders challenges Trump, Dem establishment at UC Berkeley"
[...]
"The party's reluctance to embrace several progressive policy prescriptions ? including single-payer health care, a $15 minimum wage, gender pay equity and immigration reform ? underlined sweeping election losses across all levels of government, Sanders said." http://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/.....688609.php
Hey, Bern! You LOST!
And, no, it wasn't a lack of free shit; the hag offered tons of that. It was a candidate who was really bad.
How bad was she?
She LOST TO TRUMP!
That's how bad that hag is.
A pool needs to be started to guess the date when progs will admit that the reason the Trump presidency happened was that Hillary Clinton was a horrible candidate. (not to mention Johnson/Weld)
You can't restrict a market to the hilt, run up the costs until it's quite unaffordable for the regular person, and THEN say you're going to force everyone to pay for it.
"...but how shitty was your candidate to lose to him?"
And the Ds are still searching in the back corners of the closets to find a scape-goat.
There isn't any, D's. YOU and that HAG did it all on your own. You should be embarrassed enough to close down the D brand for a while until you show your face in public again.
YOU lost to TRUMP!
That's how bad you are.
It's about incentives. People are still making coin off calling Trump and his supporters "White Nationalists" and other silly things, but making money by saying, "You need to knock that shit off" isn't easy for a Dem. They are being eaten by the monster they created.
I remember Krugman on TV, as the overnight futures crashed, saying 'the market would never recover!'
I sent an email to my finance guy saying: BUY, BUY, BUY! By the time he started on the market, it had corrected and the opportunity was gone. He sent a note back: 'Sorry, too late'.
Remember the "Trump Slump"? Lasted three hours.
There's a PG-13/R rated movie with Schumer as Barbie, and Kate Upton as Skipper, and it's set in a time where Barbie is 43 yrs old and Ken has left Barbie for Skipper and all of the various ethnic Barbie dolls also exist and are racist caricatures. Alas, this is slated to be a PG movie, so this is going to be worse than girl Ghostbusters.
You're in Japan for pete's sake! If you'd have worn one of those masks, she prolly wouldn't have done that!
BTW Sevo, man and wife, were in central Europe (So. Germany, No. Italy, E. FR, CH, AU) several years back. The fashion was 'walking sticks', like ski poles, but used in walking.
We wondered how long it would take to see them in the US given the Euro-philic lefty views. I'm now seeing 'way more than Clinton bumper stickers, but not enough to declare a phenom.
As a measure of the pathetic bias of the rag, here's the headline from the e-version:
"Trump speaks with Taiwan's president, risking China tensions"
If you click on it, you get this:
"China hopes Trump call with Taiwan leader won't damage ties"
So we've gone from Trump 'risking tensions' to the PRC 'hoping it's OK'
I will say that an acquaintance who writes for the rag makes it clear writers are far from free to write what they find, and leave it at that.
Link to the home page with the first headline:
---------------------------------
Oops. New change:
"China foreign minister says Trump call 'a small trick by Taiwan'" http://www.sfgate.com/
I can see the scrambling to keep the headline on the correct path!
Ignoring the Trumpster, as a matter of principle, the US diplomatic ties to other countries should not be subject to the desires of some commies who are slowly opening their economy.
And the principle ignores the real-politic fact that the US has nothing to fear from the PRC.
And.... I quoted this article earlier elsewhere, and it's still on my clipboard. Let's see what might have changed...
"...noting that the Chinese government issued a bitter protest after the United States sold weapons to Taiwan as part of a well-established arms agreement. Mr. Trump's call with President Tsai is a far bigger provocation, though the Chinese government did not issue an immediate response."
Despite its superior taste, dark meat has dark undertones for some. Dark meat evokes the color of earth, soil. Dark meat seems to summon up ancient fears of contamination and miscegenation as opposed to the supposed superior purity of white meat. I guess it shouldn't be a surprise that white meat remains the choice of a holiday that celebrates Puritans.
Indeed, the connotations of the pale and darker parts of the turkey constitute a meaty metaphor for the Thanksgiving feast itself. The allegedly more refined and daintier white parts, the wings and breast, have never touched the ground the way the earthier darker legs have done. And you know how dirty dirt is.
"You take the blue pill, you're a pussy. You wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you're Butts Wagner."
So the other day, I'm watching a football game, and on the back of one of the players' uniform is his surname, Wagner. And I immediately think, "oh, that's Butts Wagner." And then I thought, no, that's probably not his name, and why did I think of Butts Wagner?
And here you are tonight, and cleared up my confusion. Thanks.
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The IRS has long refused to acknowledge bitcoin as a currency. It is a commodity by their classification. Isn't that argument applicable against this judgment?
IRS: It's not a currency until it is, give me money.
Well, at least John Kerry, our genius SoS, is watching out for us:
"This is one of our chief challenges today, is to manage information and to do it in a way that average folks at home can know what's real and what isn't, what's true, what's false, and try to build consensus around a common set of understandings," Kerry said during the Mediterranean Dialogues Conference in Rome. "Technology has brought the world closer, yes; but it's also enabled bigots and demagogues to spread messages of divisiveness and hate with the click of a button, with the push of a finger."
http://www.washingtonexaminer......le/2608745
HATE SPEECH! anything not approved is a lie.
John Kerry has a fake face ::drops mic::
Why do these motherfuckers insist on proving Alpha Centauri right?
+1 postcredit
Any excuse serves a tyrant.
Aesop
But take one phone call from Taiwan, and the leftards lead by Rob Reiner, has a cow.
I can't tell if Kerry is just stupid or stupid and evil. I just can't tell anymore with the Internet trying to confuse me.
I don't have anything constructive to add.
what this made me think of. probably NSFW?
Not safe for work, but safe for amazing.
I think there's a good future for this type of film.
By this time it's really my fault for clicking your links.
how many Kardashians are there? Too many.
As predicted. It is in the nature of extortion and protection rackets to run a shake down when there's some rents to extract.
You thought they'd just let us have this?
Someone somewhere do something with someone else must be taxed.
"lets call it 35%? seems good to me over here!"
First principles yield a rate of 34.87%. 35%? Slaver!
Taxed? Oh, that is such provincial talk. They should only keep what they need. Need determined by the needs committee.
If this is the Ninth, (I didn't see it in the article), it's worth waiting. The Ninth holds the record for overturned rulings.
Quick Google search shows the Northern District of California is part of the Ninth Circuit. Appeals can take a long time to work their way from District Court to the Supreme Court, so can Coinbase hold out until then?
Dunno if they can get a stay while they appeal. Given the Ninth's record, I'm guessing it's possible.
The reason-beaker is less than half full...
NO BUCK$ 4 CUCKS!
I'm waiting for Mittcoin.
Wanna buy booze or caffeine? Too bad.
But flip-flops are always available!
Is that what they call the underwear nowadays?
I'm wearing a Mormansierre right now!
My thoughts and prayers are with you.
nice
So, I get the IRS wanting info; they are after all, greedy thieves. But the amount of information requested guys well beyond what is needed for this fishing expedition. And , since I'm sure this information will find its way into other agencies' databases, truly worrying.
I've been making torches and pitchforks in my spare time, when do we march?
They're reading Hit and Run. I doubt we'll ever hear from you again.
Lol, yeah, because that's the worst thing I've ever posted anywhere, and the worst thing ever posted here.
(Hey, Preet: your office is first stop when we do start the march.)
It's been a while since I made a Spot the Not, so here's a extra large one:
Spot the Not: things which have been called racist
1. canoes
2. underwear
3. a comedian's parody of a pop song
4. serving sushi at an college cafeteria
5. the use of the word "master" in a job title
6. criticizing the IRS
7. wanting to own a gun
8. supporting voter ID laws
9. preferring white meat
10. brown lunch bags
11. libertarians
12. a nursery rhyme
13. eating fried chicken in the presence of black people
14. naming your restaurant Obama Fried Chicken
15. refusing to eat fried chicken
Given that anything that happens can be called racist, I will go with 14, since I'm not sure if that actually happened, thus there would be no opportunity to call it racist.
2. Yet.
Oh, come on!
The 2nd law of derpodynamics is that the derptropy of a closed system cannot decrease.
In layman's terms, this means that whatever the most outrageously stupid thing you can think of, not only will that thing exist, but there will also be something even dumber than that.
Robby gets a mention!
Ha! I think there was more than one Obama Fried Chicken
I won't Google it until I find out if I gave the right answer.
But if there *were* an Obama Fried Chicken, this calling it racist might well be accurate. Unless it's all post-modern.
"...it's entirely reasonable for African-Americans to be suspicious of any efforts to pair a black president and a classic slave dish for commercial purposes."
There is grandeur in this view of derp, with its several powers, having been originally breathed into a few forms or into one; and that, whilst this planet has gone cycling on according to the fixed law of gravity, from so simple a beginning endless forms most idiotic and most outrageous has been, and is being, beherped.
Well I'll be a monkey's uncle.
Oops...
I wonder if anyone has ever asked him to explain why its insulting, why its offensive, and what *racist* stereotypes it plays to.
1. If fried chicken is a cultural food, then own it. Yeah we know not all black people like fried chicken - just like not all Mexicans like tortillas, not all Asians like rice. But a tortilla is a staple of Mexican cuisine and they don't freak out when you say 'Mexicans like tortillas'.
2. Fried chicken is awesome. To say that its insulting for me to assume you really like fried chicken is like saying its insulting for me to assume you like oral sex.
3. If you just owned that shit, proudly, it would lose its power. Then people wouldn't make a big deal about it. And those who did would look clueless - like someone yelling 'Yankee go home!'. Then you could move on to dealing with *important* shit.
15 ?
trick question though as everything is rayciss
10
[game show buzzer]
"The memo also suggests using terms "lunch-and-learn" or "sack lunch" instead of "brown bag,""
They can call lunch "sacking up."
"Solar-maximum nutrition interval"
ugh.
What does one call snowflake-sourced NewSpeak? SnowSpeak? NewFlake?
And what about calling someone 'snowflake' when target's ethnographic background suggests indigenous snow-challenges and/or climate change? HeatFlake? NewSnow? Definitely not 'Yellow Snow.'
10 lunch bags are supposed to be brown. If you hand a kid a white one you are in the klan.
I think kid with lone white bag is called "CEO."
The fine folks at the Washington Free Beacon compiled this helpful list of everything that has been declared racist as of Oct 3, 2014. They have since abandoned the project as they can no longer afford the supercomputer required to compile the list.
The list itself was declared to be racist not long after its publication.
Note that other things which are racist include donating to the United Negro College Fund and noticing that liberals like accusing people of racism.
"Are Black People Racist for Liking Fried Chicken?"
Wonkette: A Serious Site With a Serious Name Asking Serious Questions
It is if it's Sammy Davis, Jr.
Wait, is fried chicken kosher or not?
None of them are the naught, because everything is racist, everything is sexist, everything is homophobic and you have to point it all out.
Would punching her in the face for calling you racist be racist?
I never understood the food based "racist" stereotypes like fried chicken or watermelon. I was just talking yesterday with some coonasses cajun folk about their mother's fried chicken and both my grandmothers and my wifes grandmother make some damn good fried chicken. I have several ancestors who were watermelon farmers and I've been eating it every summer since I can remember. This is just southern food.
I guess when black southerners migrated north they brought the food with them, northern white folk made stereotypes, felt guilty, and decided it was racist.
That one has always struck me as extra silly. If you went a Southern Baptist church picnic around 1930, 75% of the men there would be members of the Klan, and odds are they would have been eating fried chicken and watermelon. Same as the people having their picnic over at the AME church across town.
If I go on a hunger strike, am I appropriating Somali culinary culture?
Sure hope Wonkette's on it. So confused.
+1 General Tso`s Chicken
The Ramones
Jean-Philippe Rameau
The Ramones
Jean-Phillippe Rameau
White Monkey Jobs in China
"Are you white? Are you in China? Do you not give a fuck? Do these jobs: the Chinese hire white people to be human stage props for all sorts of institutions, ranging from bars, schools, construction companies, ad agencies, and even hospitals."
A funny couple of anecdotes from some westerners living in china on the types side-gigs that are common for white dudes to supplement their official-visa gigs. (*they dont mention much about girl-jobs)
They tell these stories while riding motorcycles, which they never explain.
Apparently one of the most-common is the "Fake DJ". Every bar/club hires a white person to stand in the fake DJ booth.
Seems like a fun channel.
Could I get paid extra for being in a dunking booth?
Can we boycott the Beijing basketball team until it changes its name, the White Devils?
They could appropriate a name from New Zealand, and call themselves the All Whites. They could replace the Washington Generals.
The part about the "fake artist/art" may have been a case of them having never run into an "outsider" art exhibit before...
file under: Guy Montag
link
Devon gets a watermelon for his birthday. Calculate the volume of (a) the watermelon as a whole, and (b) the edible part. If the watermelon is given out in equal portions to Devon and 5 guests, with Devon getting a portion 50% larger than the others and the others getting equal portions, what is the volume of each portion?
If it takes 3 Jews and 5 Armenians to cheat a Greek, how many Jews, in the absence of any Armenians, does it take to cheat 4 Greeks?
Calculate the amount of white fabric which would be needed to make ghost costumes for 5 Halloween trick or treaters, each of the Trick or Treaters six feet tall?
Rashid is driving a taxi in New York City. He is going 60 MPH, following five feet behind another car, whose driver suddenly hits the brakes to avoid a pedestrian. How long will it take Rashid to realize he has to avoid a collision and turn his cab into an adjacent sidewalk?
THAT'S RACIST! THAT'S RACIST! THAT'S RACIST! THAT'S RACIST! THAT'S RACIST! THAT'S RACIST! THAT'S RACIST! THAT'S RACIST! THAT'S RACIST! THAT'S RACIST! THAT'S RACIST! THAT'S RACIST! THAT'S RACIST! THAT'S RACIST! THAT'S RACIST! THAT'S RACIST! THAT'S RACIST! THAT'S RACIST! THAT'S RACIST! THAT'S RACIST! THAT'S RACIST! THAT'S RACIST! THAT'S RACIST! THAT'S RACIST! THAT'S RACIST! THAT'S RACIST! THAT'S RACIST! THAT'S RACIST! THAT'S RACIST! THAT'S RACIST!
"For a lot of particularly African-American community members, the phrase brown bag does bring up associations with the past when a brown bag was actually used, I understand, to determine if people's skin color was light enough to allow admission to an event or to come into a party that was being held in a private home,"
I am having a hard time believing that one. Any asshole that would do that would not bother with a bag.
The Jim Crow Museum says it was real.
So it was black people discriminating against other black people. Like I said, assholes. I saw that in a few African countries. It didn't make sense there either.
How about using a bag like this?
76. An episode of Frank's Place was built around this
"I am having a hard time believing that one. Any asshole that would do that would not bother with a bag."
Not sure, but I'm quite certain the phrase 'high yeller' was used among blacks to establish hierarchy.
I'm certainly not defending or justifying it; it is clearly racist to assume your 'value' increases as your skin color approaches "white".
I have never heard that term. I have seen people judge others on the tint of their skin in a few countries though. I guess white folk do it too. I got beat up a time or two when I was a kid for being a skinny pasty kid.
"I got beat up a time or two when I was a kid for being a skinny pasty kid."
Skinny, maybe. I've never heard of a white kid beaten for being too white (ignoring ignoramuses beating on an albino kid).
Maybe it was the red hair. Tends to make a kid ultra white. Doesn't matter, assholes come in all colors, I think that is established worldwide.
Knew someone who grew up pale white on an indian reservation.
Oopsy- Gen and soon to be SecDef Mattis mistakenly ordered an attack on a wedding party on Iraq
Intelligence reports said they had a karaoke machine and were about to activate it.
I've really been telling the worst possible jokes on this thread.
Well, not the worst possible. There's always The Aristocrats.
That's what you get for living in a small village. Only racists shun metropolitan living.
hey now
OT. Worn-out lefty still doesn't get it:
"Bernie Sanders challenges Trump, Dem establishment at UC Berkeley"
[...]
"The party's reluctance to embrace several progressive policy prescriptions ? including single-payer health care, a $15 minimum wage, gender pay equity and immigration reform ? underlined sweeping election losses across all levels of government, Sanders said."
http://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/.....688609.php
Hey, Bern! You LOST!
And, no, it wasn't a lack of free shit; the hag offered tons of that. It was a candidate who was really bad.
How bad was she?
She LOST TO TRUMP!
That's how bad that hag is.
Conway basically said that to their faces here. OK, he sucked, but how shitty was your candidate to lose to him? Lol.
A pool needs to be started to guess the date when progs will admit that the reason the Trump presidency happened was that Hillary Clinton was a horrible candidate. (not to mention Johnson/Weld)
I say June 23 2018
Too soon.
They adopted all but single payer. Wanted a public option for aca
What is bern talking about?
Colorado and Vermont shut down singlepayer due to cost
You can't restrict a market to the hilt, run up the costs until it's quite unaffordable for the regular person, and THEN say you're going to force everyone to pay for it.
"...but how shitty was your candidate to lose to him?"
And the Ds are still searching in the back corners of the closets to find a scape-goat.
There isn't any, D's. YOU and that HAG did it all on your own. You should be embarrassed enough to close down the D brand for a while until you show your face in public again.
YOU lost to TRUMP!
That's how bad you are.
But their bench is really deep, right?
Yeah! they have that...mayor?
It's about incentives. People are still making coin off calling Trump and his supporters "White Nationalists" and other silly things, but making money by saying, "You need to knock that shit off" isn't easy for a Dem. They are being eaten by the monster they created.
I remember Krugman on TV, as the overnight futures crashed, saying 'the market would never recover!'
I sent an email to my finance guy saying: BUY, BUY, BUY! By the time he started on the market, it had corrected and the opportunity was gone. He sent a note back: 'Sorry, too late'.
Remember the "Trump Slump"? Lasted three hours.
I had... a lot on volatility. I broke even.
Never forget.
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It wasn't too late. The market, including futures, continued to rally another 10% at least.
Discuss.
Miscast.
Bo Derek was in there?.....no no no, she was perfect, and not "Barbie"......yes I clicked
There's a PG-13/R rated movie with Schumer as Barbie, and Kate Upton as Skipper, and it's set in a time where Barbie is 43 yrs old and Ken has left Barbie for Skipper and all of the various ethnic Barbie dolls also exist and are racist caricatures. Alas, this is slated to be a PG movie, so this is going to be worse than girl Ghostbusters.
They're making "Angry Stupid Porky Barbie"?
I assume that exact phrase was in the casting call.
Fucking lady at the coffee shop just sprayed me with Fabreeze. WTF.
*Sniffs own armpits*
My eyes are watering now. Gonna go rinse them. Y'all have a good night.
Racist.
You're in Japan for pete's sake! If you'd have worn one of those masks, she prolly wouldn't have done that!
BTW Sevo, man and wife, were in central Europe (So. Germany, No. Italy, E. FR, CH, AU) several years back. The fashion was 'walking sticks', like ski poles, but used in walking.
We wondered how long it would take to see them in the US given the Euro-philic lefty views. I'm now seeing 'way more than Clinton bumper stickers, but not enough to declare a phenom.
Walking stick? Old man costume complete.
Not me, man...
Call it a staff.
As a measure of the pathetic bias of the rag, here's the headline from the e-version:
"Trump speaks with Taiwan's president, risking China tensions"
If you click on it, you get this:
"China hopes Trump call with Taiwan leader won't damage ties"
So we've gone from Trump 'risking tensions' to the PRC 'hoping it's OK'
I will say that an acquaintance who writes for the rag makes it clear writers are far from free to write what they find, and leave it at that.
Link to the home page with the first headline:
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Oops. New change:
"China foreign minister says Trump call 'a small trick by Taiwan'"
http://www.sfgate.com/
I can see the scrambling to keep the headline on the correct path!
NYT was far worse. Lemme see if I can dig it up
...noting that the Chinese government issued a bitter protest after the United States sold weapons to Taiwan as part of a well-established arms agreement grudgingly accepted by Beijing. Mr. Trump's call with President Tsai is a bigger provocation.
Selling weapons = OK. Phone call = Hitler.
Ignoring the Trumpster, as a matter of principle, the US diplomatic ties to other countries should not be subject to the desires of some commies who are slowly opening their economy.
And the principle ignores the real-politic fact that the US has nothing to fear from the PRC.
If both sides have to pretend that something is true which clearly isn't, are our diplomatic ties really that good in the first place?
At this point, the left is just shitting their pants over Trump stating the obvious.
And yes, we have nothing to fear.
yeah, that's bad even for the times.
And.... I quoted this article earlier elsewhere, and it's still on my clipboard. Let's see what might have changed...
"...noting that the Chinese government issued a bitter protest after the United States sold weapons to Taiwan as part of a well-established arms agreement. Mr. Trump's call with President Tsai is a far bigger provocation, though the Chinese government did not issue an immediate response."
Fuck the New York Times.
Forelock-tugging, pants-shitting, pearl-clutching...
Hey, NYT! You LOST! Siddown and shuddup.
Last post of the night:
First: the Not is 15. As far as I can tell, no one has been accused of racism for refusing to eat fired chicken.
However, preferring light turkey to dark turkey may be a manifestation of racism:
Dang. I thought they'd have done that whole "trying to not be racist is super racist" thing.
Nah, that's just a manifestation of bad taste.
"First: the Not is 15. As far as I can tell, no one has been accused of racism for refusing to eat fired chicken"
Well, that is going to change the next time I am at a place with fried chicken on the menu and someone doesn't order it.
It's hard to find good fried chicken at restaurants anymore.
They changed the name. It's called Karaage now.
That doesn't surprise me.
You know, you could always save some of your posts for Sunday when we're all board to death.
Waterboarded?
It's worse!
Was there any confusion about whether you're truely free?
Morpheus?
"You take the blue pill, you're a pussy. You wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you're Butts Wagner."
Sucker, I'm colorblind! ::grabs the purple pill::
So the other day, I'm watching a football game, and on the back of one of the players' uniform is his surname, Wagner. And I immediately think, "oh, that's Butts Wagner." And then I thought, no, that's probably not his name, and why did I think of Butts Wagner?
And here you are tonight, and cleared up my confusion. Thanks.
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Thanks Obama. And thank you staff of Reason for voting for this jackbooted punk.
Bernie sanders is a nut ball. If they added progressive policy positions they would lose bigger
Them going far left as well as being snobby appears to be detrimental
Lesson #1, don't live in CA.
The IRS has long refused to acknowledge bitcoin as a currency. It is a commodity by their classification. Isn't that argument applicable against this judgment?
IRS: It's not a currency until it is, give me money.