Friday Funnies: Obama Transfers Supercharged Presidency to Trump

Chip Bok—Creators Syndicate

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[Crackers Boy]

FIST! er… First! Uh… what do I do now? This has never happened.

CB

[Mr Lizard]

Well at least you didn’t just stand there with a stupid look on your face and your dick in your hand.

[Fist of Etiquette]

Because Trump is a troglodyte bitter clinger who naturally would have to like monster truck rallies? Way to be elitist, Obama.

[The Hyperbole]

In Barry’s defense Donny does like his steak well done.

[BiPolarMoment]

#NotMyPresident

[UnCivilServant]

You undercooking savages don’t know how to treat a cut of beef.

[RBS]

Tractor pulls!!#

[invisible furry hand]

And yet, half the front tyres are missing

[WTF]

What the fuck is a “tyre”?

*SLAP!*

[invisible furry hand]

Big rubber things you stick on the wheels. Make an awful smell when you do burnouts. What the hell do you call them?

*slap!*

[Swiss Servator]

“Tires” *slap*

Tyre was a Phoenician city that made purple dye, and Alexander the Great engineered a nifty siege thereof.

[Rich]

Fun fact: In Balmer, Merlin (you know, that town north of Warshnin, DC) they call ’em “tars”.

*slap!*

[invisible furry hand]

Thanks! The Balmer accent is a thing of wonder. I felt very proud of myself when I managed to understand large chunks of The Wire without the subtitles

*slap!*

[UnCivilServant]

A city in the levant.

[straffinrun]

Another word for clothing?

[UnCivilServant]

*squints at straffinrun*

Nope, I can’t pull off the Swiss gaze.

[Swiss Servator]

No worries, I’ll take this one.

*narrows gaze*

[Suthenboy]

Of course Obama has a pink truck.

[Will4Freedom]

Solar panels. I don’t see the solar panels!!!!

[straffinrun]

Next time you draw Trump’s tie, don’t make it flesh colored.

[Fist of Etiquette]

When Bok cartoons, he always draws balls out.

[UnCivilServant]

Don’t get your understanding of anatomy from SugarFree stories, it serves you poorly.

[Will4Freedom]

What kind of cock and bull story is Bok trying to tell now?

[Swiss Servator]

I…I…think Bok expired whilst drawing this!!!! Check the “K” is his signature. He was signing it and “aaaaahhhhh” *thump*

/conspiracy

[UnCivilServant]

No, it’s not a full-blown existence failure, just a minor seizure.

[some guy]

Needs some spikes on the front that have impaled the Constitution and a drone launcher on the back. And how would one represent a penaltax in a picture? Any thoughts SugarFree?

[Will4Freedom]

Penaltax… Not sure about that, but I think the Obama truck needs a device that holds fat cat 1%ers upside down and shaking dollars out of their pockets… and pennies come out the other side to be given to the poor. That’s the overall depiction of Government, but not necessarily the Penaltax.

[Rockabilly]

Progs looking for mechanic who knows the US Constitution and the wisdom of limited government to fix this monster truck.

[UnCivilServant]

Still don’t see one.

[EDG reppin LBC]

Starving Ethiopian kid hands his even more emaciated baby brother over to Boris Yeltsin, while some sort of hovercraft floats ominously nearby. Pretty funny, Bok!

[Atanarjuat]

I’m still laughing at this.

[Enjoy Every Sandwich]

I hope Obama at least left a whoopee cushion on the seat. Although Trump doesn’t seem like the sort who would be embarrassed by farting in public. “Yeah, that was a great one! Yuuge! We’re going to make farts great again!”

[Will4Freedom]

‘Trump used chemical weapons against Hillary! Made her stumble, memory lapse!’