College Students Manage Stress with Coloring Books, Sessions Is Trump's Attorney General: P.M. Links

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  Elite college students are unprepared to live in Trump's America.

• Sen. Jeff Sessions is Donald Trump's Attorney General.
• Rest of Trump's recent picks here.
• University of Texas-Austin has a therapy wall for those suffering from PTSD (President Trump Stress Disorder, as I'm calling it now).
• Male students sues Cornell University for not looking into his rape allegation against a female student.

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[Fist of Etiquette]

Elite college students are unprepared to live in Trump’s America.

Or any.

[Rufus The Monocled]

Hello.

[BigT]

Hey, why haven’t you invited all those stressed-out college students to come to beautiful Canuckia to live with you? What kind of a selfish bum are you? Aren’t you guys taking political refugees?

[Injun, as in from India]

Seriously, what percentage of college millennials are whiny crybabies?

They can’t all be snowflakes. There has to be a big group of adults who just keep their heads down and go about their business.

[Stickler in the Comments(PanZ)]

He’s just trolling Balko at this point.

[Zero Sum Game]

In strange days such as these, it’s practically a moral imperative.

[BigW]

All the sensible college students keep their heads down because otherwise the snowflakes will “get some muscle over here.”

[LurkinInaBuildin]

Sure, but also remember not to express any unacceptable opinions anywhere. Don’t comment on-line (students typically administer the campus IT systems), don’t be seen reading the wrong books or wearing the wrong clothes. If the wrong people discover any of that you get a nice fat target on your back.

I had my veteran’s GI Bill benefits certification literally thrown in the trash by an college employee, delaying my payments by several months, after I got an article published in the school paper that was mildly critical of Obama in 2009.

And keep in mind this is all at the precise time and place where one is typically most excited and eager to be able to share and exchange different opinions and views. Total self-censorship and “eyes down” conformity is not only difficult, it is a genuine waste of opportunity. You might as well go to a trade school where there is no pretense of intellectual engagement in humanities subjects.

But unless you hold all the exact right opinions on the progressive pet cause checklist, there is no choice.

[BYODB]

“I had my veteran’s GI Bill benefits certification literally thrown in the trash by an college employee, delaying my payments by several months, after I got an article published in the school paper that was mildly critical of Obama in 2009.”

Wow…way to disrespect a vet and screw over your employer at the same time. Sounds about right, sorry to hear it.

[Unicorn Abattoir]

And coloring books? Way to other the colorblind. Real good, Harvard. Not cool.

[MarkLastname]

Fuck the colorblind. Color blindness is racist.

[rts]

Constitutional trifecta:

Scotland considers legally enshrining the ‘right to food’

The group said that while enshrining the right would not in itself end food insecurity, it would mean the Government and other public bodies would have a duty to ensure everyone has secure access to adequate and affordable food.

Something, something, Bastiat…

Slovenia adds water to constitution as fundamental right for all

Slovenia has amended its constitution to make access to drinkable water a fundamental right for all citizens and stop it being commercialised.

Profit taints the water, this is known.

And finally, I got my ballot for the Italian constitutional referendum, still pondering how/whether to vote.

[Dr. Fronkensteen]

Justice for Jean Valjean.

[Juvenile Bluster]

Do you hear the people sing?
Singing the song of angry men?
It is the music of the people
Who will not be slaves again!
When the beating of your heart
Echoes the beating of the drums
There is a life about to start
When tomorrow comes.

[You ARE a Prog (MJG)]

It’s Scotland. If you get hungry, stop fucking your sheep and throw it on the barby, mate!

[Agammamon]

How do you think they make haggis?

[Chipper Morning Wood]

So they literally fuck their brains out?

[Chipper Morning Wood]

Oh, nm, it’s lungs. I am thinking of a different dish.

[You ARE a Prog (MJG)]

You saying they use oatmeal as lubricant?

[Stickler in the Comments(PanZ)]

Sorry, no longer allowed. Healf N Saftee, you know!

[Homple]

Deep-fried Mars Bars still OK?

[Stickler in the Comments(PanZ)]

Every concerned government employee in Civil Service is gritting their teeth, because they know, if they do the right thing and regulate it, Scotland is out of UK on 98% majority.

[Bill Dalasio]

Well, I mean, have you ever had a deep fried Mars bar? I’d go all Braveheart if they told me those things were banned. What kind of monster would deny people inverted eclaires?

“They may take our lives. But they’ll never take our DEEEEP FRIIIIIED MAAAARS BAR!!”

[Ted S.]

Hello, Rufus.

[Brochettaward]

Scotland is pretty close to nationalizing their food supply, I’d imagine. And we all know how that goes.

[Real and Legitimate News, Jr.]

Plenty of food for everyone?

[Agammamon]

Well, everyone except the English – who’ll be on the hook for paying for the ham stotties and Irn Bru.

[BigW]

Chocolate rations have increased to 15 grams from 20 grams!!!

[thom]

Ideally, everybody gets to wait in a bread line together. Otherwise the rich get all the food and the poor starve to death.

[Longtorso, Johnny]

Which right gets enshrined first?

Wi-fi more important than sex

[Agammamon]

If a consistent internet connection is more important to you than having an active sex life, you wouldn’t be alone.

No, its the *reason* you’re alone.

[Jerryskids]

For some of us a consistent internet connection is the only means to an active sex life.

[LurkinInaBuildin]

+1 tranny-surprise-dot-com

[Chipper Morning Wood]

Unfortunately for you, WiFi.

[Dr. Fronkensteen]

Unless they’re bringing back the old Roman Republic I’d say forget.

[Eternal Blue Sky]

Average income of Scotland is $32,653.73 annual.

That’s over the global 1% mark.

The rich bastards don’t need the government to give them food.

[Rufus The Monocled]

You’re Italian?

[rts]

Dual citizen.

[Rufus The Monocled]

We’re EVERYWHERE!

I didn’t qualify even though my father is born there. It’s all based on the maternal side as you know and the arbitrary cut off points. My mother’s family has been here since the 1890s so…no go.

It bugs me to no end especially considering some people I know have one but couldn’t tell the difference between a Milanese and Roman accent or know shit about the country. Looks straight at Argentines.

[rts]

?

I got mine through my paternal line to my great-grandfather. You can only use your maternal side for births after 1948. There are no cut off points; the only thing that breaks the chain is when your ancestor was naturalized as a citizen of another country.

In my case my nonno was born in Canada *before* my bisnonno was naturalized, and that is the key. That made my nonno Italian at birth, and as long as they don’t acquire some citizenship through means other than birth, my descendants will be Italian citizens as well.

If your father is Italian and was naturalized or otherwise became Canadian *after* you were born, then you are Italian.

[Rufus The Monocled]

Not how it worked on my end at all. Interesting. All maternal. Didn’t consider my paternal side. I seem to recall in the 1990s the Italian government extending repatriation to guys like my father but he refused. It could have gotten me a passport but he didn’t want for whatever reasons.

Went to the embassy and all that to boot.

It’s been a while so don’t remember the nuts and bolts. The only option was to go live there for I think it was five years.

[Rufus The Monocled]

Just to expand on arbitrary. I seem to recall something along the lines of if your maternal grandparents married before 1923 then you were screwed – something like that. They were married in 1921 in Canada so that disqualified me. Or if you were born before or after a marriage (again I forget the details) you don’t get it. I have an example of my cousin’s family where everyone gets a passport except one guy (the biggest Italophile of them all) but because he was born after a date they prescribed he was screwed. He’s eternally peeved about it. Heck, I’m annoyed.

I know someone who can’t speak the language or even knows much about Italy have one.

[rts]

Wha…?

I’ve never heard of any of that, and I read and looked at a lot of forms from the consulate both here and in England. And their forms laid out the requirements pretty much exactly like this Wikipedia entry.

[MarkLastname]

Maybe the Italian consulate just knows something you don’t about your *actual* paternal ancestory but didn’t want to burst your bubble so made up some fake rule.

Do you perchance have an uncanny resemblence to your family’s old milk man?

[Pay up, Palin's Buttplug!]

Did you have to get birth certificates translated into Italian?

[rts]

Yup. Any document not from Italy had to be translated into Italian.

[Bodica Slayer of Woodchip]

HAHAHA! My family founded Jamestown and were on the Mayflower!

HAHAHAHAHA!

You guys are pikers.

[LurkinInaBuildin]

Ahem. We prefer the term ‘Tinkerers.’

[Rufus The Monocled]

If that means what I think it does…excellent.

[MarkLastname]

My family came here with Lief Erikson, newb.

[Agammamon]

Its Italy – it won’t matter how you vote, all options lead to more political corruption and if they don’t, the government will just ignore the result anyway.

At least until the end of the week when they’re thrown out and a new one emplaced (that’ll last a whole week).

[Rufus The Monocled]

Squishes gelato in A’s eye.

Best gelato EVAH!

[Mickey Rat]

So how long before th e re are food shirtages in Scotland and potable water shortages in Slovenia?

[MarkLastname]

Scots are notorious for spilling food all over their shirts, if that’s what you mean by a food shirtage.

[Zero Sum Game]

Profit taints the water, this is known.

What if water is the currency? We’ve already got giant worms running everything else that’s important.

[Lurk Diggler]

Headlines in 10 years- Scottish are starving

Slovenians have no water

State of Emergency declared as countries that don’t have those rights ship excesses off to help those that do. High oil prices and Republicans likely responsible for the disaster.

[Real and Legitimate News, Jr.]

Elite college students are unprepared to live in Trump’s America.

Or anything else for that matter.

[Real and Legitimate News, Jr.]

DAMN YOU FIST

I’m going to have to introduce “Anti-Dog Posting Before Other Dog” legislation here. Something must be done about this Fist situation.

[Fist of Etiquette]

I literally just sat down at the last second figuring as a lark I would see if anyone posted a comment yet. TRUE STORY. I was tending my chickens.

[Citizen X]

Euphemisms abound!

[jesse.in.mb]

I was tending choking my chickens.

Fist is secretly Diphallic Dude (NSFW)?

[Rhywun]

Good lord I am not clicking on that.

[jesse.in.mb]

Right click, open link in new private/incognito window, look and then pretend you didn’t like everyone else is doing right now.

[Rhywun]

Oh, it’s not that it’s NSFW – it’s that I don’t want to see it.

[bacon-magic]

Don’t do it! It’s just a 55 gallon drum of lube. NTTAWWT

[jesse.in.mb]

Don’t ruin the surprise, bacon!

[bacon-magic]

Sorry sir. I will wallow in my 55 gallon drum of lube shamefully.

[Chipper Morning Wood]

So Fuck Both These Guys Party has found their candidate?

[Fist of Etiquette]

Not only am I going to click it, I’m going to follow that dude.

[Fist of Etiquette]

And, bee tee dubs, the weirdest thing about that is that patch of hair above them.

[OneOut]

What kinda chickens you got ?

Rhode Island Reds are my particular favorite.

Good layers. Good meat and quite hardy.

[MarkLastname]

Rhode Island reds do please the palate (or does the palate please them? 😉

Buff Orpingtons make gorgeous cocks though.

[Fist of Etiquette]

I have one Rhode Island Red and the others, I have no idea. I can’t figure it out. But the Red is by far the best producer.

[Brochettaward]

And the Canada situation.

[Real and Legitimate News, Jr.]

Aren’t we building a wall there too!?

[Rufus The Monocled]

That’s about as likely as Les Nessman getting his walls.

NO I’M NOT GOING TO EXPLAIN THAT REFERENCE TO MILLENNIALS.

LET THEM FIGURE IT OUT WITH THEIR COLORING BOOKS.

[Rhywun]

+1 turkey

[Bobarian (Would Chip Her)]

Oh, the humanity!

[LurkinInaBuildin]

Maybe you and me were never meant to be…

[Brochettaward]

As many problems which can be solved by a wall, Canada isn’t one of them. A wall does nothing to solve the issue of their existence.

[Rufus The Monocled]

What’s your problem?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnhCghc4wHU

[Brochettaward]

Canada.

[Citizen X]

Junior Uncomfortable With Location Of Fist, Proposes Legislation

[Half-Virtue, Half-Vice]

Maybe some of our government friends on this website could investigate him for hacking? I have some serious suspicions. Also let me just add: dirty bombs, assassinate Trump, ISIS, terror, chemical bomb, Islam, Allah, uhhh death to America — there that should do it.

[Citizen X]

+Everybody Talk Like A Terrorist All The Time

[Rhywun]

Arggh, I be in the wrong place matey

[Half-Virtue, Half-Vice]

Islamic Terrorist really shakes up the whole Pirate v. Ninja duopoly.

[Half-Virtue, Half-Vice]

Islamic Terrorist really shakes blows up the whole Pirate v. Ninja duopoly.

(FTFMe)

[LurkinInaBuildin]

Like hell, filthy Saracen pirate. If it’s Nor’land resistance and ultimate correction ye seek, then there existeth no righter place.

[Injun, as in from India]

University of Texas-Austin has a therapy wall for those suffering from PTSD (President Trump Stress Disorder, as I’m calling it now).

Did Mexico pay for that wall?

[TheZeitgeist]

Mexicans build all the walls in Austin.

[Real and Legitimate News, Jr.]

Excellent, Injun.

[I can't even]

Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder (TARD)

[MarkLastname]

Recurring Endemic Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder

[You ARE a Prog (MJG)]

NOT ENOUGH LINKS

[Real and Legitimate News, Jr.]

Baby steps, MJ. They were on time today.

[Tonio]

And brilliant trolling with the alt-text.

[Fist of Etiquette]

THERE. ARE. FIVE. LINKS!

[Chipper Morning Wood]

[Cardassian neck intensifies]

[Fist of Etiquette]

…PTSD (President Trump Stress Disorder, as I’m calling it now).

Seems like that could offend a couple different groups of people.

[Jerry on the sea]

I call them Trumpets: people suffering from Trump Election Tension Syndrome.

[Swiss Servator]

Eh….I got over my PTSD. So I can see the possible humor in it.

*Gallic shrug*

[Injun, as in from India]

Male students sues Cornell University for not looking into his rape allegation against a female student.

“Rape me,
Rape me my friend.
Rape me,
Rape me again.”

– Nirvana

[Rich]

“Rape me, or I’ll kill you.”

[Jerry on the sea]

“Rape you, rape me. That’s the way it should be.”

[Jerryskids]

Hey, now we won’t be scarred like that.

[Chipper Morning Wood]

It is logically impossible to ask to be raped.

[Half-Virtue, Half-Vice]

What about some sort of cognitive scrambling like from drugs or a blow to the head?

[Chipper Morning Wood]

Good point. That would not be a legitimate offer, though, legally speaking.

[Trigger Hippie]

*CMD invalidates half of my sexual encounters. Shuffles away, kicks pebbles.

[Real and Legitimate News, Jr.]

What if you asked for it, and the rapist used force against you, and during the encounter you realized that you really didn’t want it, but he/she went forward anyway? Does that count?

[Don'tTreadOnMeChipper]

It depends. Did both parties have an orgasm?

[LurkinInaBuildin]

I’m a King-Kong man
I’m a voodoo man
Oh I’m a rape-man

[Longtorso, Johnny]

Kos: David Frum: Remove Trump Using Article 25 Of The Constitution :-O

The next liberal brainstorm: let’s just do away with states in America

[Juvenile Bluster]

Oh hey, links from you that aren’t from a PUA site!

Anyways, the progs are going to be doing this shit for the next 4 years, aren’t they.

[Tonio]

Yep. The latest idiocy is to directly email members of the electoral college to tell them to vote for Clinton because she won an “overwhelming majority” of the popular vote.

[Juvenile Bluster]

I thought that was the first idiocy. Though I’ve pretty much lost track at this point.

[Tonio]

First there was the easily-ignorable petition, followed by the email thing.

[TheZeitgeist]

They’ve moved on to posting/sharing personal information of electors.

[Suthenboy]

That’ll win ’em over. Yep.

[Stickler in the Comments(PanZ)]

They do know she didn’t even win a simple majority?

Or is the world “plurality” not taught in the universities (I know I shouldn’t even ask about lower tiers of education)?

[Mickey Rat]

But it was neither overwhelming nor was it a majority (plurality and majority are not the same thing).

[BakedPenguin]

…and 1,100,000 or so out of 123,000,000 is nothing approaching “overwhelming”.

[MarkLastname]

Also, as Ed Krayewsky noted in his article, voter turnout would be different if people knew popular vote determined the outcome (think of all the California Republicans who didn’t vote because they knew it wouldn’t matter.

[0x90]

The next liberal brainstorm: let’s just do away with states in America

What difference, at this point, do they make?

[Rhywun]

When you’ve lost David Frum, you must be doing something right.

[Chipper Morning Wood]

Closing the Cold War museum on time?

[Jerryskids]

That “rebuttal” of the argument to do away with states kinda over-looked the first, last, and only argument you need – the states are sovereign entities so how the hell is “we” going to do away with them? Can we vote to have Australia annex New Zealand?

[That's A Bingo!]

Rest of Trump’s recent picks here.

His important pick remains unknown: Who will be his interior decorator.

[jesse.in.mb]

Who will be his interior decorator.

I’d put money on him being from Glendale, CA

[Ted S.]

I thought Jesse was from Manhattan Beach.

[TheZeitgeist]

I’d put money on him being from Glendale, CA

Armenians are known for tasteful interior decor? Go on.

[jesse.in.mb]

I just think the aesthetic of Glendale, CA residents can be seen as broadly in alignment with Trump’s design motifs.

[Chipper Morning Wood]

55 gallon drums of fake tan lotion?

[Diane Reynolds (Paul.)]

Gold leaf? Quit leaving us in suspense! This is the niche-iest of the niche inside jokes!

[jesse.in.mb]

TheZeitgeist knew exactly what I was referencing. Glendale is known for over-the-top, gilt pilaster, marble everything garishness.

[Jerryskids]

Dresden, Tennessee has the luxurious and sophisticated aesthetics Trump’s familiar with.

[jesse.in.mb]

An electric stove!? Luxury begins and ends with a gas range, Jerry.

[Diane Reynolds (Paul.)]

You know what else went down in a place called Dresden?

[Swiss Servator]

They built the Frauenkirche?

[Dick N. Bimbose (n?e Cooper)]

Nazi Prostitutes?

[Stickler in the Comments(PanZ)]

Florida Men: Charles and Rudy

[Half-Virtue, Half-Vice]

After seeing The Interview I really wish this ep could be retroactively titled Honeydick.

[0x90]

BREAKING: New York attorney general announces $25 million settlement in Trump University case.

@realDonaldTrump – 2/29/2016
Trump University has a 98% approval rating. I could have settled but won’t out of principle.

[Injun, as in from India]

Maybe the UTA students traumatized by Trump’s election should get free credits at Trump University.

[Real and Legitimate News, Jr.]

“Here at Trump University, you’re free to just grab ’em by the pussy. They’ll even let you do it. Try that at an Ivy League school, see where it gets you!”

[TheZeitgeist]

“Here at Trump University, you’re free to just grab ’em by the pussy. They’ll even let you do it. Try that at an Ivy League school, see where it gets you!”

To grab ostensible Ivy League gal is to play gender lottery on what you’ll actually grab.

[Cdr Lytton]

+1 Tone-L?c Oscar Mayer surprise

[0x90]

Is that U Texas Arlington? The one with a subliminal klan hood in their logo?

[Ted S.]

So Schneiderman extorted $25M from Trump.

How much more will he come back for?

[Stickler in the Comments(PanZ)]

HA!

Oh Donald, hubris is not just for Obama and the progs…

[0x90]

Just waiting for someone to show up and explain how people are just parsing it wrong — he didn’t mean he wouldn’t settle, just that if/when he did, it wouldn’t be out of principle.

[You ARE a Prog (MJG)]

While I suspect he would have settled in either situation, circumstances are quite different now that he is going to be POTUS.

[Stickler in the Comments(PanZ)]

If anyone manages that stretch, I’ll call them Mr Fantastic and/or Accursed Reed for a week.

[Jerryskids]

I’m sure they’re already applauding this awesome display of Trump’s genius. See, this was never about the money, Trump’s enemies only wanted the opportunity to drag Trump’s sterling 24K gold reputation through the mud for months and months and months and, merely by casting a handful of pocket change in their direction, he’s finessed the issue. Now his enemies don’t get the opportunity they wanted for a long, drawn-out court battle they could have used to generate endless anti-Trump news articles when the truth of the matter is there’s no there there. The settlement even stipulates no wrong-doing on Trump’s part, so how could there possibly be any merit to the suit if even his persecutors agree he did nothing wrong!

[Swiss Servator]

Damn….that was a thing of beauty, Jks.

*stands to applaud*

[LurkinInaBuildin]

He didn’t expect to win. Duty first!

“Look Beavis, another automated voting machine, ripe for the plucking. These electoral colleges are the best thing that ever happened to hardened criminals like us.”

[Fist of Etiquette]

Male students sues Cornell University for not looking into his rape allegation against a female student.

Whaaaaaaaaaa? So this is a pre-op FTM student accusing a pre-op MTF student? Something like that, right? Or, even less PC, WAS SHE FAT?

[Juvenile Bluster]

Sen. Jeff Sessions is Donald Trump’s Attorney General.

I never thought he could pick someone that would have made a Rudy Giuliani as AG nomination look good, but there you go.

[Jerry on the sea]

It’s the second coming of John Ashcroft.

[Tonio]

More like Ed Meese.

[Chipper Morning Wood]

Doesn’t he have multiple children?

[Jerryskids]

Tomayto/tomahto, potayto/potahto, Torquemada/Savonarola.

[BigT]

But will Rand Paul support Sessions? He may have a tough time getting all the Heffalumps to line up and bend over for this even if he is a Senator.

[Jerryskids]

At least one good thing about Sessions being AG is it’ll get him out of the Senate and it’s hard to imagine anybody worse replacing him. Maybe Trump should greatly expand his cabinet and see how many Schumers and Grahams and McCains he can drag out of the re-election sluice.

[Swiss Servator]

Now that is making chicken salad from chicken shit!

Jib, cut thereof, like.

[Christophe]

If he wants to burn through a ton of senators in a short time, Veterans Administration provides an effective revolving door of scandals.

[Citizen X]

Male students sues Cornell University for not looking into his rape allegation against a female student.

“Ok, fine, we’ll look into it. Are you sure you want her expelled?”

“Expelled? No. I was just bragging.”

[Brochettaward]

Robby is saying fuck you to the commentariat once again. People complain about lack of college stories yesterday? Well, here’re your college stories!

Fire Robby.

[bacon-magic]

Leave Robby alone! /some viral video drama queen

[Swiss Servator]

Me?!

*cries*

[Injun, as in from India]

No man.

Who’s going to replace him? Anna Merlan?

[Tonio]

Heh.

[Fist of Etiquette]

NO, YOU’RE FIRED. As a commenter.

[Brochettaward]

I WAS NEVER EVEN HIRED! And you can’t fire me because I quit.

[Half-Virtue, Half-Vice]

You forgot the hand gesture. It’s:

You’re Fired *explosive hand gesture*

[Trigger Hippie]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bU6m5UqLx9M

[Groovus Maximus]

3/5 Robby Horses.

1 recycled Sessions link. 1 recycled Troomp picks link.

Ah, and this gem of Performance Woke (h/t ENB):

PTSD (President Trump Stress Disorder, as I’m calling it now)

Weak. Could you possibly be any more of a walking, talking Millenial stereotype, Froot Sooshi? No wonder it was on time; you barely had to break a sweat cribbing links.

Firing is too good a punishment. He should be forced to facially service a schizophrenic, herpes and Clap ridden hermaphrodite named Chester.

[Tonio]

Don’t go all Sugar-Free on us, doc.

[Stickler in the Comments(PanZ)]

However, we gotta give him credit for saucy alt-text! I like this new spunky Robby.

[Groovus Maximus]

Saucy? “Not late”

That’s the JEB! of alt-textery.

Yeah, he’s got “spunk”, that’s for sure. Feh! Bedtime anyway for me. I’m off like prom dress.

[Stickler in the Comments(PanZ)]

In the context of whatever smug asshole (Sessions?) is on the photo! Picture him saying “Not late” defiantly with that expression – I mean, you’d want to punch him, but it has sass!

[Rhywun]

People complain about lack of college stories yesterday?

We did?

Anyway, Friday has been all Robby, all college links for a while now.

[Half-Virtue, Half-Vice]

Elite college students are unprepared to live in Trump’s America.

The answer is a more diverse curriculum.

[Tonio]

I’ve been watching “The Crown” on Netflix. It’s entertaining. There is a wonderful bit in S1E7 from 9:00-13:30 showing the English disdain for the Americans who just saved their limey asses, and the Americans showing sympathy for the remnants of an empire in decay. Good times.

John Lithgow does a passable job as Churchill, and I particularly enjoyed the line “he has the smell of socialism on him.”

[Fist of Etiquette]

Churchill as Dick Solomon would be something I would watch.

[Injun, as in from India]

“he has the smell of socialism on him.”

LOL. That’s the political equivalent of stank.

[Swiss Servator]

Eau d’ Tony

Essence of Shriek

amsoc #9

[colorblindkid]

It’s a good show, but once I saw a long shot of John Lithgow by a car I realized how absurdly giant he is, and I can’t watch him in a scene without thinking it’s ridiculous. He’s almost a foot taller than Churchill.

[bacon-magic]

Alt-Text revision: Not late so don’t skewer me like a fruit kebab, I’d rather you shower me with praise and hair products for doing a lackluster job.

[Homple]

“Skewer me like a fruit kabob”

There’s a multi-entendered virtuosity in that one.

[bacon-magic]

Yeeeeesss.

[XenoZooValentine]

These euphemisms…

[grrizzly]

“I’m not a white nationalist, I’m a nationalist. I’m an economic nationalist,” Bannon tells THR media columnist Michael Wolff as the controversial Breitbart News chief turned White House advisor unleashes on Hillary Clinton, Fox News and his critics.

[Citizen X]

That’s… not much better, Bannon.

[Stickler in the Comments(PanZ)]

“Like [Andrew] Jackson’s populism, we’re going to build an entirely new political movement,” he says. “It’s everything related to jobs. The conservatives are going to go crazy. I’m the guy pushing a trillion-dollar infrastructure plan. With negative interest rates throughout the world, it’s the greatest opportunity to rebuild everything. Ship yards, iron works, get them all jacked up. We’re just going to throw it up against the wall and see if it sticks. It will be as exciting as the 1930s, greater than the Reagan revolution ? conservatives, plus populists, in an economic nationalist movement.”

Welp, if you want to attract Bernie voters over the age of 23, this is how you do it.
Not saying it’s a good thing. Just saying, we left “conservative” and “anti-worker” few exits back.

[Stickler in the Comments(PanZ)]

Bannon recounts, with no small irony, that when Breitbart attacked Kelly after her challenges to Trump in the initial Republican debate, Fox News chief Roger Ailes ? whom Bannon describes as an important mentor, and who Kelly’s accusations of sexual harassment would help topple in July ? called to defend her. Bannon says he warned Ailes that Kelly would be out to get him too.

OK why does fucking Hollywood Reporter do better journalism than our Beloved State Broadcaster?

[Tonio]

You know where else was exciting in the 1930s? (Too easy, I know…)

[Ted S.]

The Gran Chaco?

[Rhywun]

Jesse Owen?

[0x90]

Mae West’s dressing room?

[Swiss Servator]

This. This. This and this.

[Stickler in the Comments(PanZ)]

Abyssinia?

[bacon-magic]

New Deal?

[Diane Reynolds (Paul.)]

Chicago?

[Swiss Servator]

Spain?

[You ARE a Prog (MJG)]

We’re getting another FDR and New Deal! Wooooooo!!

That must be why Trump mentioned the Forgotten Man.

[Diane Reynolds (Paul.)]

We’re getting the more European definition of “Conservative” now.

[MarkLastname]

Unfortunately, progs do t see the difference between state socialism and capitalism

[Rufus The Monocled]

Nationalists of any kind suck.

[SimonD]

I’ve decided that this Trump Derangement stuff is not REALLY true. If anything, the kids are being pushed into it by the radical professors. I have a hard time believing that someone who is that fragile is able to feed his or herself. They are either being pushed into it, or using it as a weapon to beat on others.

They may be actually saying snowflake things, but I think a large majority of them aren’t real organic free-range snowflakes. The term ‘crybully’ seems to fit, in that the object is ‘bully’.

[The Other Kevin]

I know people who were actually afraid for their life when Trump won. Taking some ideas from Scott Adams, I determined the following.
1) Fear is the best way to convince someone to vote for you. Just make them afraid of the other guy and you have their vote.
2) Both sides are good at playing on fear, but the Dems did an especially good job this time. Granted, it wasn’t too hard, it being Trump.
3) Normally that fear will subside in time, but the echo chamber that is the Internet is keeping the fear stoked.

[Stickler in the Comments(PanZ)]

Or send them Larry Correia’s way if they are really scared for their life.

Judging by your social media over the last few days many liberals have been utterly terrified that your government might turn tyrannical or that evil people will now be emboldened to hurt you. I’m going to let you in on a little thing the other half of the country is familiar with to keep those unlikely, yet catastrophic, events from happening.
And that my lefty friends, is 2nd Amendment.

(repost from yesterday, but it’s still awesome)

[Suthenboy]

Bad idea. The people we are talking about here are people who think violence is an acceptable way to deal with people who disagree with you. If they actually took this advice look for people being shot for wearing red caps.

[Stickler in the Comments(PanZ)]

He has a paragraph on difference between murder (well, attempted murder) and self-defense in there!

[MarkLastname]

Good, I hate Bloods. Crips 4 life.

[SimonD]

Well, the problem with using fear as a tactic is that it doesn’t work if your candidate is scarier than the opponent.

[Rich]

Elite college students are unprepared to live in Trump’s America.

Is that “(Elite college) students” or “Elite (college students)”? I confuse.

[Fist of Etiquette]

1337

[Rich]

Ah, HA!!

[Tonio]

Students at elite colleges…

[BigT]

They misspelled effete.

[Swiss Servator]

*prolonged applause*

[Rich]

There’s a Bisexual Wage Gap, Too

bisexual men and women are viewed as more immature and dishonest and less capable and competent than straight or gay people.

Oh, FFS!

[Citizen X]

Bisexual gaps, huh? I think i’ve seen that video.

[Swiss Servator]

*narrows gaze*

[Brochettaward]

How exactly would anyone know if you were bisexual unless you ran around informing of them of that fact? Which would explain a perception of them as being immature and dishonest.

[Tonio]

So, it’s dishonest to be open about who you are?

[Brochettaward]

I was actually just questioning the notion that people could actively discriminate against bisexuals. But, yea, if someone crowbars that they are bisexual into random conversations, odds are, they’re an asshole. And I know a thing or two about being an asshole.

[jesse.in.mb]

It’s actually surprising how often straight people’s sexual orientation casually comes up in conversation at work.

Oh my gawwwwwd my boyfriend proposed! look at my ring and all the photos we took together in BALI.

2016 LA nobody cares anymore if I mention that I’m going out of town for my boyfriend’s birthday, but more recently than I care to admit just mentioning that I had a boyfriend netted me “stop pushing your homosexuality in my face” comments from people I knew.

[RBS]

This comment is misogynist…

[jesse.in.mb]

My office mates are a little over 2/3 women, I’m just trying to express my lived experience here.

[Brochettaward]

As a straight man, I can literally put my penis in people’s faces without anyone batting an eye. So I can’t relate.

[bacon-magic]

They make pills for that.

[John Titor]

It’s actually surprising how often straight people’s sexual orientation casually comes up in conversation at work.

If I hate that shit too am I a heterophobe?

[BigT]

bisexual men and women are viewed as more immature and dishonest and less capable and competent than straight or gay people.

How about that DoubleDick dude? Is he more immature yet, or maximum macho, or what?

[Diane Reynolds (Paul.)]

stop pushing your homosexuality in my face” comments from people I knew.

It’s not your homosexuality they want you to stop pushing in their face.

[Eternal Blue Sky]

“who you are?”

Why the devil is who I’m attracted to “who I am”??

I find penises and vaginas attractive, that doesn’t mean the totality of my identity is that fact.

And who the devil just goes around spouting random facts about themselves to random people?? I should apparently, according to you, make sure my boss KNOWS that I like both penis and boobs. Any thing else I should tell him?? My blood type, maybe?? My allergies?? Does he need to know I’m a synesthete?? Any other weird, contextless facts about my biology or psychology that need to be disclosed in order to be true to myself??

[jesse.in.mb]

Are you Daniel Tammet?

[RBS]

Just send him some dick pics.

[Stickler in the Comments(PanZ)]

Sorry, Anthony Weiner ruined that as a path to success. We are all devastated, I know.

[Diane Reynolds (Paul.)]

If stopping Hillary Clinton from being the leader of the free world is a ruined path to success, we could use a little more failure.

[Swiss Servator]

-1 Brett Favre

[Eternal Blue Sky]

“who you are?”

Why the devil is who I’m attracted to “who I am”??

I find penises and vaginas attractive, that doesn’t mean the totality of my identity is that fact.

And who the devil just goes around spouting random facts about themselves to random people?? I should apparently, according to you, make sure my boss KNOWS that I like both penis and boobs. Any thing else I should tell him?? My blood type, maybe?? My allergies?? Does he need to know I’m a synesthete?? Any other weird, contextless facts about my biology or psychology that need to be disclosed in order to be true to myself??

[bacon-magic]

You posted both ways.

[Ted S.]

Maybe they are immature and dishonest: they can’t make up their mind whether they’re straight or gay.

/sarcasm

[SimonD]

This may be a dumb question, but I know I’ve never had a job application that asked whether I was a switch-hitter. Do bisexuals in New York have some sort of identifying marker (like a purple ‘B’ on their lapel)? Or is it just typical Bloomberg horse hooey?

[John Titor]

Are we really going to argue that the first response a man has to a women being bisexual is that they’re ‘immature, dishonest, less capable and incompetent’?

How the hell do you detect bisexuals? Does the fruit machine just explode?

[Eternal Blue Sky]

“How the hell do you detect bisexuals?”

Well you take a Gaydar and point it at the person, if the needle, rather than pointing towards the “straight” side or the “gay” side, wildly oscillates between the two, then you have indication the person swings both ways.

[LurkinInaBuildin]

Of course not….any real man responds immediately by thinking “omg she gets it on with chicks maybe they’ll let me join!!!” and excusing himself to the bathroom to frantically masturbate.

Any other response means you’re a weak child and probably gay.

[Trigger Hippie]

I….um…..have no argument.

[But Enough About Me]

I’ll be in my bunk.

[Swiss Servator]

go on….

[Eternal Blue Sky]

My bosses have no reason to know or even suspect I’m bisexual.

But no, you’re right article, it’s definitely discrimination.

[B.P.]

And boy are they indecisive.

[Mickey Rat]

Maybe he is immature and dishonest and whether it correlates to being bisexual or not is beside the point.

[Rufus The Monocled]

WHY DIDN’T I THINK OF THAT?!

[SQWRLZ: Deplorable Woodchipper]

Yah, didn’t you know employers are making candidates take the Kinsey Test in addition to the Predictive Index (PI) Assessment?

[Longtorso, Johnny]

The Media’s War on ‘Fake News’ Misses the Point
…”The viral spread of fake news” is simply what mainstream outlets are using to forfeit their own responsibility for this election. CNN, MSNBC, NBC, CBS, ABC, the Washington Post, the New York Times, and so on, all thought their job for eight years was to protect Barack Obama from scandal. Politico’s Glenn Thrush even marveled on Twitter at how scandal free Obama’s second term was.

These are the same journalist professionals who shared clip after clip of Jon Stewart’s Daily Show and the The Colbert Report, satirical news shows geared toward a progressive audience. Reporters could not get enough of sharing or embedding clips of Jon Stewart DESTROYING, EVISCERATING, and ANNIHILATING Republican politicians and using the popularity of this fake comedy news to harvest clicks for ad revenue. Jon Stewart, John Oliver, and Samantha Bee all deceptively edit interviews and present only information that supports their worldview, the exact thing Stelter warns about….

[Tornado35235gsg35423ttg3gt3g3g]

I find whatever proggies accuse others of is they are doing exactly that.

[Suthenboy]

^This

[Zero Sum Game]

What’s worst about it is that any change Facebook makes to its algorithms will be invisible to the users. Secret censorship systems are the most damaging. False positives will abound (no algorithm is perfect).

[Raven Nation]

Who’s the member of the commentariat who is a huge Liverpool fan and made comments on the Hillsborough findings?

[Brochettaward]

Apparently, a guy had the cops called on him because he gave a Starbucks barista the name of Trump to call out. Now Trump supporters are fighting back by all using the name. And one guy angry over his drink taking too long to arrive yelled at the baristas telling him that he voted for Trump.

And this is all news.

[Stickler in the Comments(PanZ)]

When your protests turn Donald Fucking Trump into Spartacus (or Brian), STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING!

[Spartacus]

Leave me out of this.

[Sir Digby Chicken Caesar]

Donna DeFrancisco Ragnar Danneskj?ld ? 4 hours ago
wish they had written “Yuge” on the cup
? Reply?Share ‘

Best take on that whole….whatever nonsense it is.

[Brochettaward]

Posted in the wrong spot, but feels like an appropriate time to point out that soccer is a communist sport and sucks.

[Stickler in the Comments(PanZ)]

In its defense, English Premier League is capitalist on a level that makes all US leagues look like something Castro dreamed up with Chavez before nope not finishing this, that’s SugarFree turf.

[BakedPenguin]

Yes. They have ads in their frickin’ uniforms.

[Brett L]

Not to mention a LEAGUE sponsor. Imagine the Chevy NFL.

[Stickler in the Comments(PanZ)]

Also no salary cap, no profit sharing, ejections/promotions of two teams every year. No draft picks for shit teams, either. Firing players and coaches as you see fit. Spend what you want, when you want.

[Rhywun]

In most of the big leagues the teams rise and fall on their own merit; none of the equalization or whatever it’s called that goes on in American sports.

[Rhywun]

Who’s the member of the commentariat who is a huge Liverpool fan and made comments on the Hillsborough findings?

I can’t remember his handle but don’t get him started on The Sun….

[Raven Nation]

Oh, yeah, I remember that.

For anyone else interested, BBC 5 Live Sport Specials did a podcast episode on Hillsborough after the inquest finished in April. I haven’t listened to it yet but their programs are generally very good.

[Rhywun]

Liverpool is my BPL team too. Top of the ladder while it lasts…

[Chipper Morning Wood]

Not sure if this has been posted before, but Scott Alexander hits another home run.

[Real and Legitimate News, Jr.]

An Error Was Encountered
The URI you submitted has disallowed characters.

SugarFree has posted that lots of times.

[Chipper Morning Wood]

Trying to cut and paste a link on android is a nightmare. My apologies. Google Slate Star Codex, posted on 11/16.

[ant1sthenes]

Uh, it has been posted before. A lot. Including on the links.

[Bubba Jones]

I hope Cornell has to pay $2M and they get Title IX sanctions.

[GILMORE?]

I’m starting to think maybe College is sort of stupid.

[Homple]

“Go to college” is to education what “put stuff in your mouth” is to nutrition.

…Twittermeister Iowahawk

[GILMORE?]

i can’t improve on that.

[Tornado35235gsg35423ttg3gt3g3g]

There was NY Times article about king tides (of course they tried to tie it to climate change). So i asked in the comments where the evidence the king tide was exacerbated due to climate change?

Response i essentially got that i was a denier of science and that another superstorm sandy may hit my area in the next 80 years

Lol these people are so comical.

[Rufus The Monocled]

Hillary! Noooo!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5ed3m5_XwM

[I can't even]

Hillary looking good these days. Kind of like Arnold when he was suffocating on Mars.

http://www.cnn.com/2016/11/16/politic…..index.html

[Rufus The Monocled]

HEY!

That’s creepy. The part we linked to the same story at the same time!

[I can't even]

Yes – I blame whatever evil spirit is trying to animate that decomposing body.

[GILMORE?]

“We have work to do”

one of the most tiresome modern lefty cliches

what they mean by ‘work‘

[Half-Virtue, Half-Vice]

I made it 18 seconds before it became too cringe worthy — 10 secs were spent forgetting to unmute my headphones.

[Half-Virtue, Half-Vice]

I made it 18 seconds before it became too cringe worthy — 10 secs were spent forgetting to unmute my headphones.

[B.P.]

These people all consider themselves to be serious and thoughtful.

[I can't even]

And are surprised when nobody outside their liberal enclaves takes them even a little bit seriously. Funny that they think their idiocy will change anyone’s mind in their favor.

[Rufus The Monocled]

That and FIGHT BACK! A Warren favourite.

[gaoxiaen]

curl up with a good book and our dogs… and a jar of peanut butter

[The Late P Brooks]

NEEDZ MOAR CELEBRITEASE

[Tornado35235gsg35423ttg3gt3g3g]

Can someone post the krugnuts article? I am not good at shortening the link so that it will allow me to post

[John Titor]

I say we kickstart a series where Mike Rowe takes Robby out on Dirty Jobs.

No, I’m not saying this just because I want to see Robby masturbate a horse.

[Chipper Morning Wood]

What other animals would you also like to see Robby masturbate?

[AlmightyJB]

Grizzly bear?

[grrizzly]

Go on.

[jesse.in.mb]

Way to make it weird, grrizz.

[Half-Virtue, Half-Vice]

Some of us could go weirder.

[jesse.in.mb]

Go on…

[jesse.in.mb]

CMW asks the important questions.

[Sir Digby Chicken Caesar]

Related, maybe?

[AlmightyJB]

100% Pleasured Pork

[jesse.in.mb]

Faux-Dunphy does seem pretty pleased down thread.

[John Titor]

Grew up on a farm, there’s no sexual component to it, it’s just a job that sucks.

I’d settle for cattle palpation.

[Suthenboy]

I grew up on a farm too so I can tell you if sucking is involved you are doing it wrong. But hey, you do what you want.

[Brett L]

Milking the Bull orally.

[Sir Digby Chicken Caesar]

No, I’m not saying this just because I want to see Robby masturbate a horse.

Oh, sure. There are plenty of other masturbatory target; no need to get over-focused.

[GILMORE?]

The news reading public says = We Just Want The Facts! And Not The Bad Facts!

there’s a lot to unpack here.

Basically, people *say* they want News stripped of editorial.

Fifty-nine percent of U.S. adults reject the idea of adding interpretation, saying that the news media should present the facts alone, the survey showed. Four in 10 favored adding some interpretation to the facts.

“Although the public prefers the news media to present ‘just the facts,’ they may not even agree on what the facts are,” Pew said in a statement.

In the same survey, 81 percent of registered voters said that most supporters of Clinton and Trump not only disagreed over plans and policies, but also disagreed on basic facts.

Voters who supported Trump, now the president-elect, favored a “just the facts” approach by 71 percent to 29 percent. Clinton supporters were evenly split on the issue.

The survey showed strong support for fact-checking by the media

The problem is that people have different ideas about what the ‘correct’ facts actually are, or which facts are more important.

I think you could probably deliver people exactly what they *say* they want, and they’d reject it. I’d guess that ‘revealed preference’ probably shows that people are flocking to more-and-more ‘opinionated’ sources.

[0x90]

If people started out with the assumption that whatever they’re reading is going to be biased, this wouldn’t be a problem.

In other words, as usual, the actual problem is with people, and the perceived one is really just things working as they naturally do — in the only way they can — given how people work.

[Dr. Fronkensteen]

Part of the problem is in regard to quotes. The fact is that Steven Hawking said we’re all going to die in a thousand years or less. Is he correct is questionable.

[GILMORE?]

mary?

[Dr. Fronkensteen]

Huh?

[GILMORE?]

Sorry. Yes, we’re all going to die in a thousand years (or less). That’s technically correct, if misleading by suggesting that ‘1000 years’ matters, somehow.

Is your point that news-media mis-contextualizes ‘facts’ to serve narratives, or something?

[Dr. Fronkensteen]

No my point was that you can factually quote what someone says. What that person says may not be factually correct. If you’re a news organization how would you handle that? State what the person says and then correct them? Then you have the issue as you seem to imply facts are not always something clear cut.

[0x90]

There is no solution, except to minimize the possibility for people to adversely affect the lives of others. The “enlightened democratic utopia” item was never on the menu.

[Rhywun]

If people started out with the assumption that whatever they’re reading is going to be biased, this wouldn’t be a problem.

^This. We need to go back to the days when all media was open about their biases.

[0x90]

btw, turned on amazon prime last night to find that the first episode of the new Grand Tour (i.e. the real Top Gear show) show is up.

[I can't even]

And…?

[That's A Bingo!]

Yeah. Is it as good as Top Gear was in its prime or was it more like the later seasons?

[0x90]

I was just putting on the TV for noise to fall asleep, so I didn’t really watch it yet. From what I saw, the cinematography looked great.

[The Late P Brooks]

The problem is that people have different ideas about what the ‘correct’ facts actually are, or which facts are more important.

“Known authoritarian racist one-percenter Donald Trump calls for increase in infrastructure spending.”

[Zero Sum Game]

Heh, the second time in a row where Robby’s alt text acknowledges self-awareness. He’s got two of the three most common jokes about him covered. If the next time he does links we get an alt text about his hair, we’ll have a trifecta.

[Stickler in the Comments(PanZ)]

Don’t give up on him. Someday will turn that boy into a real man.

Think of H&R as Hank Hill, and Robby as..er…Bobby.

[bacon-magic]

Dammit Bobby, stop touching your hair! – Hank (The Jacket) Gill

[Stickler in the Comments(PanZ)]

God dammit, now I want Reason redub of King of the Hill, with Libertarian themes.

[Zero Sum Game]

SIV can play Dale Gribble, who has been going around calling others “cucks” but is oddly unaware of his own status as a cuckold.

*laugh track*

[Stickler in the Comments(PanZ)]

I was thinking more of Reason staff doing it.

Hank – Gilespie
Peggy – KMW (though optimally Postrel)
Bobby – Robby, natch
Luanne – ENB
Dale – Welch
Bill – Ron
Boomhauer – Scott
Shikha – Khan

[Zero Sum Game]

Yeah, I know, I just wanted to get a dig in on SIV. He’s been a little too annoyingly gloaty lately. 😀

Who is Chapman, then?

[Stickler in the Comments(PanZ)]

Chapman…er.. dunno, the dog?

Whichever episode we dub I guess we’ll need extra voices for guest characters.

Ooh, and Judge Napolitano as Hank’s Dad. This is mandatory.

[Zero Sum Game]

Isn’t Hank’s dad a super racist south’s-gonna-rise-again confederate? Not the most flattering comparison, and I thought Luanne was an unflattering role.

[Stickler in the Comments(PanZ)]

It’s a RE-DUB! He can be cranky old libertarian incessantly asking Gilespie questions and then Nick has to explain what Millenials think and shit.

Not just have them re-enact episodes. That would be dumb.

[AlmightyJB]

“I thought Luanne was an unflattering role.”

Would

[Cdr Lytton]

Hah hah hah. Cotton telling war stories as questions.

[Zero Sum Game]

Heh, ‘k, fair point, I see the appeal now.

[BakedPenguin]

“They took my freedoms in the war!”

[Rufus The Monocled]

Heh!

I love that show.

[Jerryskids]

I assumed the alt-text was a lament regarding Jeff Sessions. Sort of a reverse on the long-running SNL gag about Franco.

[The Late P Brooks]

The conservatives are going to go crazy. I’m the guy pushing a trillion-dollar infrastructure plan. With negative interest rates throughout the world, it’s the greatest opportunity to rebuild everything. Ship yards, iron works, get them all jacked up. We’re just going to throw it up against the wall and see if it sticks.

What could possibly go wrong?

[Invisible Finger]

Yeah, Bannon seems like he’s gonna wear thin on The Donald. Fine as a campaign strategist, but the campaign is now over and the same shtick may not prove as successful when actually trying to implement policy.

[BigT]

Nailed it. He’ll be gone in a few months.

[Christophe]

I think a guy who made his money in real estate might be a receptive audience for Infrastructure (ROADZ) spending.

[GILMORE?]

“I know why the college-student whines“

[AlmightyJB]

No mention of her most important work?

[GILMORE?]

Dr. Maya Angelou joined the world of the ancestors on May 28th, 2014

Phew, that’s a relief. I’d heard she’d died!

I thought surely you were going to reference this

[Zero Sum Game]

I’m guessing she was unaware that a white kid got thrown face-first by a cop while handcuffed onto concrete and suffered brain damage. Fucker even tries to do it just off of his dashcam to make sure there was no evidence.

The biggest problem with BLM is that it focuses everything on race, which makes it easy to dispute when the facts come in on some cases that show that race played no factor, and not on police abuse, which can happen to anyone and needs to be dealt with pronto.

[Dick N. Bimbose (n?e Cooper)]

Wrong.

[Lurk Diggler]

So how bad is Schumer? If I go to CNN I’m sure I’ll find out he’s basically Satan, but more racist and if I go to Brietbart I’ll find out that he is making America great.

[Stickler in the Comments(PanZ)]

She’s OK for her age, but a bit flabbier than I’d like. Not as funny as she thinks, but I wouldn’t call her Satan, or kick her out of bed. Her Beyonce thing does not make her a racist…

Oh, “he”? All I know is he has impressive moobs.

[Lurk Diggler]

I heard he’s wants to deport gay marijuana plants back to Mexico.

[AlmightyJB]

Gay pot plant sees bong, “I like where this is going”.

[AlmightyJB]

Chucky is a total asshole.

[Rhywun]

Well, he’s got far-leftist smug covered, if you’re into that.

[man'sname]

Of interest from earlier in the year: Megan McCardle’s account of liberal professors joking that they should beat the home-schooling and Christianity out of a graduate student they’d otherwise like to accept http://bloom.bg/2fE8sV5

Note: Princeton’s mission states a “pervasive commitment to serve the nation and the world”, but unlike Harvard and Yale, doesn’t talk about educating the world’s future leaders

[GILMORE?]

What these links really need is more College-stuff

[Ken Shultz]

Yeah, that show’s just waiting to be cancelled.

[But Enough About Me]

I get a “502 Proxy Error” when trying to click on this link.

[man'sname]

[man'sname]

here it is

[Ken Shultz]

“An African-American federal prosecutor then, Thomas H. Figures, said Mr. Sessions had referred to him as “boy” and testified that Mr. Sessions said the Ku Klux Klan was fine “until I found out they smoked pot.”

—-New York Times

There are a number of problems with that statement.

In addition to the obvious–he’s the one in charge of the DEA?

He’s the biggest cannabis hater in the whole wide world!

The worst thing that could have happened to marijuana legalization may have been Jeff Sessions being appointed Attorney General.

P.S. He was presumably named after Jefferson Davis, amirite?

[Ken Shultz]

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/11…..neral.html

[AlmightyJB]

I’m not saying that everything that comes from the NYT is a lie, but I have no way of knowing what is and what isn’t.

[LurkinInaBuildin]

Trash-talking the Klan over some wacky-backy?! That does it. I’m calling up my local Kleagle, and after we blaze up a nice fat spliff we’re gonna night-ride all over Sessions’ ass!

But not in a gay way. Just like proud Vikings in white dresses hanging out in the dark with no women.

[AlmightyJB]

Other than guns, Sessions is about as bad as you’re going to get. Was hoping for someone better on drugs but no doubt seeing the VP’s influence there. But will he use his office to target the administration’s political enemies like Lynch?

[Stickler in the Comments(PanZ)]

So, you guys want some Canadian pants-shitting over Dem Drugz?

Members of the medical community and front-line soldiers in Canada’s opioid crisis are pressing the federal government to declare a national public health emergency.

Dr. David Juurlink, head of pharmacology and toxicology at Toronto’s Sunnybrook Health Sciences Centre, says the opioid problem is so dire it demands an urgent response at the highest levels of government.

Politicians are meeting with public health experts, doctors and family members who have lost loved ones at a two-day summit in Ottawa to hash out a solution to escalating ? and deadly ? rates of drug addiction.

Front-line fucking soldiers…yes, it’s basically Tet Offensive up here, with Drugz playing the role of Vietcong.

[Brochettaward]

Charlie don’t surf!

[Zero Sum Game]

Charlie in the trees can mean something so completely different in 2016.

[BakedPenguin]

Gosh, if only there were a different way of dealing with drugs.

[AlmightyJB]

Results not surprising to anyone here.

[Zero Sum Game]

Can I get an amen, brother? Can I get a “for the children”?

[Stickler in the Comments(PanZ)]

Oh man. Maybe I should have been clearer.

The pants-shitting is about prescription opioids. They are already legal!

[BakedPenguin]

Some are, some aren’t. Generally, the people who die from script opioids are getting them from pill mills or dealers.

[0x90]

See, this is why the states are superfluous, and we can go ahead and shift all power to the fedgov.

[John Titor]

Drug drop on the border where I used to live got hit today by the cops, hauled out a large amount of marijuana. The articles are full of pictures of the cops all standing behind their pile of weed smirking like they’ve personally caught Al Capone.

[Christophe]

The Drug War drums are going to get louder the closer we get to a vote on cannabis legalisation.

[The artist known Dunphy]

Police unions are awesome

I just received over quarter million at taxpayer offense after admin violated my rights

Booya due process!!!!

Booya civil rights !!!

Booya police accountability !!!

Respect for police at 40 yr high!!!

Street cops win !!

[kbolino]

How long till it’s all spent on whatever form of entertainment you clearly overindulge in?

[Hyperion]

Didn’t take time to read the comments or the article yet. But I will read the comments now. Anyway, when I saw the news that Sessions will be the AG, I had to actually look at it again to make sure I was reading it correctly, or if maybe it was a type-o. Then I did a search and found out it must be right. Is it just me, or does Sessions seem like a really odd choice for AG? I mean, I also was immediately thankful that it wasn’t actually Christie or Guliani, who seem to be out of the mix altogether now, despite all of the rumors. Doesn’t surprise me. Also, if correct, appears Nukeler Newton is gone too.

[AlmightyJB]

I think you’re seeing Pence’s influence with that pick.

[Hyperion]

That can’t be good. I don’t know much about Sessions. But Pence, I do know about and anything he would want, has to be bad. Please don’t tell me that Sessions is worse than Christie. Is that possible?

[AlmightyJB]

On the issues for a quick peak. Probably identicle to Pence’s page. Good on guns, bad on most other things he would infuence as AG. As I stated above, can’t be any worse than the woman who uses the office to punish the administration’s political enemies.

http://www.ontheissues.org/Sen…..ssions.htm

[GILMORE?]

does Sessions seem like a really odd choice for AG?

he was AG of alabama. he’s a legal eagle.

I can see that Trump wants to satisfy lots of conservative insiders, and show them he’s going to be Team Red all the way…. and that appointing people like Sessions and Flynn and Pompeao helps mollify those people.

The question is = are they appointing someone like Sessions to “clean house” at the justice dept, and get rid of all the lefty political flaks…. or are they appointing him so they can ramp up the war on drugs?

The latter is my fear. But i think the idea behind the appointment is that the conservative establishment feels they can at lot of what they want done through rule-changing at the DoJ

[Stickler in the Comments(PanZ)]

WoD most likely, yeah. Although… maybe he’s the one who said “Yup, lemme at that server”?

It’s gonna be WoD and anti-BLM crackdown, though. Any hopes that Trump won’t step on dick and/or wreck stuff are not well founded when it comes to L&O.

[AlmightyJB]

Oh they’ll definately be cleaning house. No doubt the WOD will continue unabated. Not sure it can be ramped up much further. DEA has carte blanc to do wherever they want now.

[The Fusionist]

From Wikipedia, I observe that the people he’s announced so far as his appointees tended to support him early in the election season.

[Pay up, Palin's Buttplug!]

Law students at the University of Michigan were provided with a post-election “self-care with food and play” event, complete with “stress busting” activities like play dough, coloring books, legos, and bubbles.

Way to genericize a trademark, Robby.

[Dick N. Bimbose (n?e Cooper)]

Did they have clean-x for all the tears, too?

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