Donald Trump Projected Winner, President-Elect
GOP also keeps control of Congress.


UPDATE (2:30 a.m.): The Washington Post and the Associated Press have projected that Donald Trump has surpassed the 270 electoral vote threshold and is America's next president-elect.
Sources have said that Hillary Clinton has apparently conceded over the phone to Trump, but she will not be publicly speaking this evening.
The Republicans will also maintain control of both the House and the Senate. It's a full sweep for the party.
UPDATE (2 a.m.): John Podesta just came out to speak to Hillary Clinton's gathered supporters. She will not be speaking tonight apparenty and they're waiting for the voting to complete. There will be no concession speech tonight.
UPDATE (1:45 a.m.): Pennsylvania has been called for Trump. He's now ahead of Clinton, 264-215. It's nearly over.
UPDATE (1:30 a.m.): Republican Sen. Pat Toomey has fended off Democrat Katie McGinty to keep his seat representing Pennsylvania. Barring any surprises, the GOP will maintain control over the Senate.
Trump has been projected to win Alaska.
UPDATE (12:30 a.m.): Trump has taken Iowa and Utah. Clinton has taken Nevada. Trump is ahead in electoral votes, 244 to 215. 270 electoral votes are needed to win.
Incidentally Evan McMullin got as many votes as Clinton in Utah, about 21.5 percent of the vote.
UPDATE (11:50): Georgia has been called for Donald Trump. He's ahead 232 to 209.
UPDATE (11:40): In Wisconsin, Democrat Russ Feingold has failed to take Ron Johnson's seat. While it's nowhere near official, current trends suggest that the Republicans will maintain control of the Senate.
Oregon and Washington have been called for Hillary Clinton. The current numbers have Trump with 216 electoral votes and Clinton with 209.
In ballot initatives legal marijuana is currently passing in California, Maine (barely), Massachusetts, and Nevada, but failing in Arizona.
Minimum wage increases are getting the thumbs' up in Arizona, Colorado, Maine and Washington. South Dakota has voted against a ballot initiative that would reduce the minimum wage for minors.
Currently Californians are rejecting an effort to end the death penalty. Nebraska voters decided to restore the state's death penalty. Oklahoma voted to enshrine the death penalty in the state's constitution.
UPDATE (11:10): Donald Trump may win the presidency but may lose a major supporter. Sheriff Joe Arpaio has been ousted from his iron rule in Maricopa County in Arizona.
UPDATE (11): Some outlets are calling Florida for Trump. Others are also calling North Carolina for Trump. The New York Times forecast is now giving Trump a 94 percent chance of winning. President Trump? Is it time to start practicing saying that?
As predicted, Clinton has taken California and Trump takes Idaho.
UPDATE (10:40): Virginia has been called for Clinton. Current count: Trump has 167 electoral votes. Clinton has 122. Wisconsin, Michigan, Pennsylvania, and Florida are some of the major swing states that haven't been called yet.
UPDATE (10:20): New Mexico has been called for Hillary Clinton and Missouri for Donald Trump. Gary Johnson is getting about 8.3 percent of the vote in New Mexico. Current electoral votes: 149 for Trump; 109 for Clinton. The New York Times has Trump's chance of winning now up at 80 percent. (UPDATE UPDATE: CNN just called Ohio for Trump)
In the Senate, Richard Burr in North Carolina appears poised to retain his seat.
UPDATE (10): New round of poll closings, but the only immediate call is Montana for Trump. The predictions that Trump could win this are slowly increasing. The stock market is nervous.
In ballot initiatives, Colorado voters have approved allowing for assisted suicide for terminally ill individuals. Currently all pro-marijuana ballot iniitiatives are winning where the polls are closed (Nevada and California don't have numbers yet). But tallies are close in some cases and the only sure victory so far is Florida's medical marijuana.
UPDATE (9:30): The New York Times forecast is now giving Donald Trump an increasing chance of winning the presidency. As the evening has progressed, Hillary Clinton's chances have significantly dropped, in their estimations. Check out the data live here.
In addition, Clinton is the projected winner in Connecticut. Trump is the projected winner in Louisiana. Trump now is now leading in the electoral vote, 136-104.
UPDATE (9:15): Texas and Arkansas have been called for Trump. He's currently ahead now 128 to 97. Pivotal states Florida, Ohio, Michigan, and Virginia are still very much unclaimed.
UPDATE (9 p.m.): A good chunk of states' polls are closing and there's a bunch of new projections. For Clinton: New York and Illinois. For Trump: North Dakota, South Dakota, Wyoming and three of five of Nebraska's electoral votes. Current tally: 97 electoral votes for Clinton; 84 for Trump.
Multiple media outlets are calling that the House of Representatives will remain under Republican control. Charlie Crist (now a Democrat) won a seat in the House in Florida.
UPDATE (8:30 p.m.): South Carolina and Alabama have both been called for Trump. It's now 66 electoral votes for Trump and 68 for Clinton.
In some other races, Republcian Gov. Pat McCrory, defender of North Carolina's transgender bathroom law HB2, is losing badly to Democratic challenger Roy Cooper at the moment.
In Indiana, Republican Todd Young is handily beating Evan Bayh to replace outgoing Sen. Dan Coats. If Young wins, it will keep the seat in Republican hands.
UPDATE (8:15 p.m.): Democrat Rep. Tammy Duckworth has been projected as defeating incumbent Republican Mark Kirk in Illinois to take his seat. This is the first pickup for the Democrats.
Right now in Florida, Trump and Clinton are almost completely tied in the vote. Gary Johnson is getting 2.1 percent of the vote there, so Libertarians should expect to be blamed by whichever side loses.
UPDATE (8 p.m.): A host of states have closed and there's been a ton of immediate projections for states that were not particularly competitive. Clinton adds: Massachusetts, Rhode Island, Maryland, Delaware, New Jersey, D.C., and Illinois. Trump takes Tennessee, Oklahoma, and Mississippi. Clinton is ahead in electoral votes, 68 to 48.
In Florida, the ballot initiative to permit medical marijuana use is currently passing with 69 percent saying yes. Only 14 percent of the vote has been counted. It needs 60 percent of the vote to pass.
The Associated Press is calling that Sen. Marco Rubio will keep his seat in Florida.
UPDATE (7:30 p.m.): West Virginia has been called for Donald Trump. Florida's polls have closed, and the numbers are close between Trump and Clinton. Marco Rubio is currently ahead to retain his Senate seat.
As for Gary Johnson, he's currently getting less than five percent of the popular vote in every state currently releasing numbers, except for New Hampshire, where he's got 6.6 percent.
UPDATE (7 p.m.): As more polls on the east begin to close, we have our first state projections. Several outlets are calling Kentucky and Indiana for Donald Trump and Vermont for Hillary Clinton. It's too early to call other races. Sen. Rand Paul (R-Ky.) has been projected as keeping his seat.
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Abandon all hope, ye who enter!
Dude, I abandoned my hope last February. I'm hopeless.
She's got no hope.
But she does have rhythm.
No matter who wins, America loses.
So, which one is The Alien, and which one is The Predator?
I've never seen Alien vs. Predator.
Do you really need to ask? Hilldawg is Alien, because Ixpanics, and Drumpf is Predator, because grab em by the pussy
Arrrgggghhhhh!!!!
Shackleford call sheriff Arpaio dust with less than 50% of the precincts reporting at 11:14pm EST.
That is just good reporting!
Arrrgggghhhhh!!!!
Shackford call sheriff Arpaio dust with less than 50% of the precincts reporting at 11:14pm EST.
Georgia was NOT a swing state.
That is just good reporting!
Choose the form of the Destroyer. It's Trumputin or Canklestien.
Stealing
In the 80s, we at least had a hot Serbian model as an option...
And we still got the Stay Puft Marshmallow man. Unfortunately, this time, our fate is much worse.
Hyperion for president!
Kyle (Nighthawk) Richmond for President. He was evil, but he reformed!
+1 elf with revolver killing people.
It just... popped in there.
Uh, huh. Girlfriend didn't buy that line either, Ray.
Make HitNRun Great Again, people.
Can we all (pretend to) be friends again tomorrow?
They haven't called it for Clinton Yet?
CNN called it for her yesterday.
It's not called Clinton News Network for nothin!
They're waiting for Her Royal Highness to wake up from her nap first.
At sunset?
As a stakeholder in this election, I demand a mallet!
Consider that stolen.
I feel a disturbance in the source, something I haven't felt since...
Nope--my mistake. Have at it!
Does anyone have to kiss her first? She'll be asleep for quite a while.
Then someone has to do her hair and makeup for her. She can't see herself in the mirror. But it talks to her.
Bill will kiss her if it gets him back in the White House with no real work to do this time.
Eh, Huma is on it.
I've had this fantasy all day where the major networks and CNN anchors suddenly get grave looks with wrinkled foreheads, as if their adolescent daughters had just called them to say they were pregnant.
"There seems to be an unexpected level of voter turnout, and polls seem to have dramatically overstated Mrs. Clinton's advantage tonight. This one looks like it's going down to the wire."
And then, next in the fantasy, I make popcorn. And then L?a Seydoux feeds it to me, one kernel at a time, as we watch the political equivalent of the 7th game of the World Series.
A fellow can dream, can't he?
Trump up 51.2 to 45.5 in the popular vote with the first 9 million votes counted.
That's a rather specific fetish.
Does your fantasy involve an unexpectedly large Johnson showing?
It takes a little while for the Hilltron 5000 to fully come on line. It's not something you want to rush.
Is Herbert West now her physician?
Gillespie just called it for Clinton.
Based on KY, IN, and VT? Please tell me you're joking?
It's expected by most people who aren't dazzled by the glints of gold from everything associated with Donald Trump that he will lose decisively tonight to Hillary Clinton.
From the article after this one.
"A grand torchlight procession may be expected; in fact, the public are privileged to expect whatever they please." -- advertisement for a lecture by Mark Twain.
Popular vote right now:
Trump: 41,000
Hillary: 16,000
Johson: 1900
A single poll from a single district? While I appreciate the effort, really, who cares?
No one. I just needed to post something, calm down.
D00d, I'm calm. I'm a Canuck -- I get to watch this dumpster fire (more like a burning reactor core) from a safe distance.
Good for you. Take comfort, no matter who wins, the Canadian government will now look more competent compared to the US government.
PM Zoolander approves this message!
Impossible.
Canada has Zoolander. You are watching this dumpster fire from inside of a dumpster on fire.
No, it's actually another burning reactor core.
I get to watch this dumpster fire (more like a burning reactor core) from a safe distance.
And then you get to see Zoolander lecture us all on what being Canadian really means next year for the 150th anniversary.
PLEASE. NO.
No front teeth?
I'll take "Tim Hortons" for $500, Alex.
Speaking of reactor cores?
"Canadian man goes diving for sea cucumbers, stumbles across missing US nuclear weapon"
Lol we sent a navy ship to investigate... it should be there in the "next few weeks" jeezus christ why don-t they ask Mike from Canmore he could be there in a couple days...
At least you don't have to move to Canada tomorrow.
I am calm! I just realized I have been a denizen of H&R since before Obama was first elected. I am still pining for that libertarian moment like a fundamentalist Christian awaiting the apocalypse.
Those 2 events will occur simultaneously.
Breaking news: Gray Johnson is a loser.
Fortunately Gary Johnson isn't such a bad guy.
You can say anything you want about Gray Johnson, whoever the hell that is.
Gray Johnson? I'm told black Johnson is better
I fear for the USA and individual liberty - even now more than ever.
Now I will smoke some reefer without getting permission from the centralized socialist state!
Fuck you Clinton!!!
Hillary's furiously adding names to her enemies list as we speak. Just added 'Rockabilly'. See you in the camps.
" Avenge me!"
I like the cut of your jib, kid.
Don't stand too close to him, though. You don't want to catch a frag from the drone strike.
Drink early! Drink often!
On it.
I'm not wearing pants.
(((pants)))
Jewish pants?
ANTI-PANTITE
What are these pants of which speak?
You don't know how to buy pants. (One of Trump's stranger insults.)
*patiently waits for HM video post*
I appreciate your patience.
Woo
Reason should get you to do the links!
Nice!
Film at Eleven.
Pants are an artifact forced upon us by the military?preindustrial complex! Join the revolution and cast off the garments of our horse-born oppressors!
*borne, damnit.
Yeah, fuck the Huns! And Sassanids! And Avars!
What are the Scythians, chopped liver?
Possible precursors to Avars? And they never really bothered the Romans.
I could have thrown in Magyar and Bulgars, though. And Goths. Fucking Goths.
No shit, the goths are simply the worst, the worst, Jerry!
Ha! The Vandals make funny faces at the Goths!
And they always take the handles.
I note you didn't mention Mongols. Probably a safe bet, you never know when they'll show up...*knock on my door*
OH GOD IT'S OGEDAI...*sound of Titor being pin-cushioned by dozens of arrows*
As wrong as no Chinese person birds a fucking warr, we won't have any fucking Mongorians here.
That's what you get for dine and dash at a Mongolian BBQ.
Fuck pants. They keep my junk from breathing.
Truly the only thing that will make life worth living.
Pretty sure most of those articles are already written.
Libertarian case for Hillary?
Hope for is Republicans to retain the Senate to force divided government.
Here's my analysis: We're still screwed, but 4 percent of the voters hate Trump and Clinton enough to vote with us this time.
And only this time.
Looks more like 2 to 3 percent based on early results.
On the other hand, and I know I say it every time, but
Damn, man, that alt-text.
Actually that photo+alt-text is all the analysis your magazine needs. Just reprint it once a day for a week.
I live in NC and just voted for Johnson (and a few other Libertarians). If Trump doesn't win here I'll never hear the end of it. Let the horror show begin.
I'm in NC as well. I voted for Johnson for president and a mix of Republican/Democrat/unaffiliated for down-ballot races.
I'm thinking about moving there. Please talk me out of it if it's a mistake. Keep in mind, I live in Maryland. I also have SC and TN on my list of potential places to settle down.
Goddammit, there's only like 5 of us in Maryland, if you leave that's a 20% loss.
5? Stop exaggerating!
Alright, maybe some of them are dead. But that's good enough for the voter rolls, so it's good enough for me!
But the dead ones are all Donks ...
Dead ones always vote donk. It is known
Dead ones always vote donk. It is known
Dead ones always vote donk. It is known
What could be better than Maryland? Try DC.
We are currently interviewing for a new FloridaMan. We keep losing them at an amazing rate.
Can you say, "Here. Hold mah beer and watch THIS!" And really mean it?
It's not VA (yet). I just moved back after being out of state for 4 years. It's changed in the Triangle (Raleigh-Durham). I still like it here.
The beer is good and getting better, but Asheville and Charlotte are still much better. Rush hour traffic is bad from what I hear (I do not deal with it).
The summer is super hot, but everything has AC. The other 3 seasons are good. Travel by plane or car is pretty good. You can choose the Outer Banks for a more private beach experience or the coast for a shorter trip and more people.
Hiking is good.
Move to SC. We can hang out.
I live in NC, but didn't vote. I live in Chapel Hill, which should be explanation as to why drinking a beer was a better usage of my time.
I voted for Johnson, some solid libertarian candidates down-ballot, and a couple of Republicans. One Democrat was close enough to a reasonable moderate that I don't mind if she keeps her seat anyway. I voted to unseat her with a similarly reasonable Republican for the simple principle of taking out the trash regularly.
One pair was standard Democrat and Republican: shrieking SJW who sucks at economics, and religious loon neocon. Neither got my vote. Fuck them both. I think we deserve a "None of the Above" option on every ballot for every candidate countrywide. If None of the Above wins for the Presidential candidacy, the same happens as now: it gets kicked to the legislature.
The Greens had a better showing on my ballot than the Libertarians did. The only LP candidate for any race was Johnson. Not that there's any doubt the Dem incumbents will keep their seats, regardless.
NC as well. I have Duplin blackberry wine, some botanical enhancements, my monocle is polished, and the random orphan is standing by for me to randomly beat. Or I'm working on a custom bass guitar; either way, I'm ready to enjoy the salty ham tears of whichever side loses.
Such a genial foto, Scratchin'sniff. Troomp and Shrill-Bot look that couple in the local paper who are celebrating their Silver Anniversary.
The alt text champion should be exempted from such malarkay.
Just noticing it now.
Snackmore is legend.
If Trump manages to pull off a win, the news meltdown is going to be epic.
Plus, the economy will improve. Lots of job vacancies from all the proggies who follow through on their statements and move overseas.
"all the proggies who follow through on their statements and move overseas"
We wish. If that were actually true, I would have already figured out a way to vote for Trump at least 20 times.
If HilLIARy wins, no non-proggies will need to move to Canadia.
WE WILL BECOME KANUKISTAN SOUTH.
Trumputistan!
We'll call you Lower Zoolanderia.
Pouvez-vous le dire en fran?ais?
Rufus, help! We got one of them guys you's in charge running around!
La Basse-Zoolanderie.
LBZ! LBZ! LBZ
Say it with me, people!
LBZ! LBZ!
I told the couple who run the cafeteria at work that tomorrow's special should be poutine, to allow everyone who threatened to move to the Great White North to get used to their new homeland's cuisine.
Plus 25% of all federal jobs.
One can hope.
Oh, ho ho. This guy.
That's the good part of a Trump victory, probably the only good part. There are no good parts to a Hillary victory.
American proggies NOT moving to Canada. Sounds good to me!
Yes, there's definitely that.
Good side for us, not you up in America's hat.
I was hoping to see if Bill Clinton hit on Melania.
Set this fucker off!
I still regularly listen to that album front-to-back.
CNN goes full "third parties don't exist mode, even if they will get close to 10 percent of the popular vote this time" mode. Their election results page shows Trump vs. Clinton results for all 50 states. When you click on "full details" it shows Trump vs. Clinton results per county in that state, not the actual full details with all candidates receiving votes.
Fox is showing Stein and Johnson results.
GOP propaganda arm!
I remember way back, maybe it was right before the first Bill Clinton win, I kept thinking, the pool of candidates has gotten as bad as it can get, it can't get any worse. Man was I ever not even fucking close.
And just think about what the future holds!
I'm gonna make some banana bread.
Make Banana Bread Again
*Opera ovation*
These euphemisms...
*insert remark about JayU's lack of masculinity here*
As long as he's not doing so while wearing sweat pants and listening to an AFI album I'll give him a pass.
I can think of less masculine things to do with my bananas.
I'm putting on footie pajamas.
*insert remark about Kurmudgeonly Kristen's lack of masculinity here*
I would hope Kristen would lack masculinity.
Aside, in our Michigan office, everyone looks like Mike Ditka, including the women.
I wish my pair hadn't torn. so comfy!
...Euphemism?
Yes, disturbing though
Yes, disturbing though
Yes, disturbing though
Yes, disturbing though
Yes, disturbing though
Yes, disturbing though
Yes, disturbing though
Yes, disturbing though
Yes, disturbing though
How many d@mn3d daves are there?
Dave's not here.
That poor submit button, you musta really staked that fucker!
I know it doesn't matter this early, but just a bit of trivia. At this point, Johnson is getting about 3% of the popular vote. So if it holds, the best libertarian result ever in the potus race? But didn't Perot get way more than that?
I'm braiding my ample chest hair.
I thought I was the only one! We must be kindred spirits~
Larry King: Where da bitches at?
So, I just got back from voting...sitting at one of the tables in the polling center was an older lady and younger man. I was close enough to hear that the lady was helping the man fill out his ballot. She was saying things like "this measure will promote equality for everyone, that's what the democrats are all about" and "I'm not sure how much money you make now, but this could really help you if you make less than $15 an hour"
It was pretty obvious that she was some kind of rep for democratic party who had found a clueless, but eligible voter and was trying to steer him to voting party line.
Is this even legal? Not sure what the rules are, and how people are allowed to tip toe right up to the line, but not cross it.
Electioneering at polling areas is banned in almost every state, so it probably was illegal.
RAYCISS!!!
Nope, not legal at all. Proving it? Difficult.
However... *clears throat* this morning on NPR I heard that several organizations, including NPR will be, and I quote, "Monitoring social networking for polling access issues and interference and validating them in real time"
Perhaps you could tweet something, and NPR will get right on it.
He prolly got a bottle of md 20/20 for his time
She was qualifying almost everything she said with something like "I can't tell you how to vote, but I'd do this if I were you."
I really wanted to just directly ask her if what she was doing was legal. She was doing it right out in the open though.
People like that are evil scum. She would have no problem going to a mental hospital and telling everyone how to fill out their ballots.
Integrity, being honest, etc, have no bearing on her life. Her only function is to pimp out for the party
She would have no problem going to a mental hospital and telling everyone how to fill out their ballots.
That is precisely what happens at a lot of Nursing Homes and Retirement Communities, actually. I remember seeing more than a couple of Activities Directors "assisting" NH/RC residents with their absentee ballots. Based on how they were "assisting", much like that polling place worker, the residents' ballots most likely looked incredible similar to the ADs' ballots.
So, I initially read that as "So, I just got back from vomiting ..."
Same diff, really, huh?
As Esther stood and shook her head
The joggers were approaching
And she knew she had no choice left but to swim
As the frosty water sank its bitter teeth into her hide
She tried to slide the heavy clothing from her skin
Naked now she made her way toward the shore
When suddenly she felt a tiny tugging at her toe.
And the puppet she'd forgotten wrapped its tiny
Little arms around her ankle and wouldn't let her go.
The waves seemed to open and swallow her whole
As the doll pulled her down through the eerie green deep
And the sound of the laughing old man filled her ears
As she drifted away to a tranquil
And motionless sleep.
You gonna share?
Always and especially for a fellow Coloradan. Those are Phish lyrics I was hearing while reading the thread. Seemed appropriate.
In honor of pro-pot initiatives?
No surprises so far. Trump wins Indiana and KY and Hillary wins VT.
IS ICE CREAM FLAVORED BEER A GATEWAY DRUG?
http://www.newsweek.com/beer-f.....rug-329934
Near Beer as Gateway Drug?.
http://www.webmd.com/parenting.....way-drug#1
No.
Vermont called for hillary, no votes in yet.
not that she will lose VT, but the Bernie people are still a little upset there.
Please note: at least Trump knows that he's done better than Mondale.
Jill Stein has about 2000 votes compared to Johnson's 47,000. I guess Johnson is saved from the loser status.
I have to say this. I can understand why someone would cast a vote for Trump as a big fuck you to the establishment and the media. But I really cannot understand how anyone could vote for Hillary for any reason.
because IMWITHHER!
Seriously how can so many of my FB friends be that stupid. They really can't want Hillary, they just want to say they voted for the first women like they did when voting for Obama.
I just can't get over this "Sisterhood of the Traveling Pantsuit" bullshit that's everywhere. It really offends my non-joiner sensibilities, in addition to being an HRC thing.
That will be one silver lining if Clinton wins. No more voting because "The First Woman President!". That checkbox will be marked.
Oh, they'll keep them coming, don't worry.
First Latino/Hispanic. First Asian. First Pacific Islander. First Native American. First Gay. First Lesbian. First Transgender. First Bisexual. Etc, Etc, Etc.
You can keep going well past your possible life expectancy.
*inserts Colt .45 into mouth, pulls trigger*
We passed the First Gay mark with James Buchanan.
Jus' sayin'.
Dude, you mean it's "I'm with her?"
I thought it was "I wither"
Dude, you mean it's "I'm with her?"
I thought it was "I wither"
Methinks ye have cracked the code, BigT. That's the message I understood from an earlier article at H&R.
That's because you don't have a vagina.
Do you have to worry about being paid the same as your male coworkers?
Do you have to worry about getting raped 3 times just trying to get your bachelors degree?
Do you bleed from your wherever?
Didn't think so.
/VOXsplaining
Didn't you read Jacket's piece DESTROYING the Republicans, Hyp?
No. You read his articles?
Against my better judgment.
Don't blame the Jacket for this. That was all Nick's doing. The Jacket must find a new host soon, to revitalize it as it manipulates us towards The Golden Path.
So, the Jacket is really an alien parasite attached to Nick for the moment and will move on to better feeding grounds when he dries up?
So which would be preferable to host, the Jacket or Venom?
Free ponies?
Just for Bronies ...
D
I don't get it either. He will have a hard time getting his policies through congress.m anyway. We know exactly how horrible Clinton will be, there is not one single issue where she gets close to the "libertarian" position. At least Obama paid lip service to the anti-war/pro civil liberties crowd.
Most voters don't think like that. They just go "ewwww", and vote the other way.
Johnson at 11% in FL
Well, Florida is the Johnson of America.
*snickering*
A limp one.
If only he can keep it up....
Did Rand win?
Yes
Just not the right office
alas. I still like to see him in the senate.
Word
And ready for 2020!
Johnson got 19% of the vote in St. John's County, Florida. But he's around 1-3% in the rest of the state so far. Odd.
So St. John's county is a basket of hedonism?
They thought they were voting for Don Johnson?
Given the wardrobe similarities.... this is not a stretch.
The only MST3K line that is permanently embedded in my brain
"Looks like Tor Johnson is going for Don Johson look".
FTFY You SF'd the link.
Thank you doc. I swear it never happened before 🙁
It was a youtube clip and everything...
Forgiven. I'll even overlook that Trumpalo remark from the other thread. *grins*
I said "maybe"! I hedged like Robby after two cocktails!!!
Robbie is IN the hedges after two cocktails ...
Sub-subthread winner.
Apparently that was too good to be true. He's now at 2.5% there.
That's election fraud I can get behind!
New Free State Project location.
Can't be any worse than NH. For every Free Stater that moves there, a Free Shitter from Massachusetts hops the border.
I swear, NH over Montana was probably the worst idea.
Hey, that 6.6% for Johnson is a result!
Seriously, GJ wins 5%+ in any state and I'll be pleasantly surprised.
I voted for Johnson here in California. He might be more likely to reach 5% in a state that's already captured. I could see a lot of Californians voting for Johnson mostly as a protest against Trump/Clinton.
"New Hampshire is just a fancy word for 'It's cold outside so I don't shave my pubes."
*ponders*
That's true, actually.
Good news, looks like Rand will hold his Senate seat.
Grey never had a chance. He didn't even want to do it. The state Dems bribed or strongarmed him with something.
Vermont for Hillary Clinton
Nooooooooooooooooo....
Yeah, that one was shocking.
eh. It was recently republican. Add the whole Bernie thing to the mix, it's a bit of a surprise.
It has a R governor, who appears on his way to an easy reelection. Strange!
Well, she won Dixon's Notch.
Dixville. Dixville. As in 4 fucking dicks in Dixville voted for Hillary Clinton.
I already know the outcome
That is so 2012.
/corpse
annndd, florida's gone! back to 2%.
Rubio is up 11% on Trump in Miami-Dade County.
The stupid fucking Republicans handed Hillary the election. It was the easiest election for you in decades and they fucking blew it.
The entire media acted to elevate Trump and ridicule all the other GOP challengers at the behest of the DNC and Clinton's campaign. Republicans are going to need to figure out how to overcome the left's complete control of the media if they ever want to win a Presidential election again.
Oh I agree. But in the end the GOPe capitulated to him.
The media attention he got certainly helped, but at the end of the day, Trump was the #1 choice of the GOP voting base.
Yeah, he pretty much destroyed everyone but that Canadian dude.
Maybe. Only a small segment of the population even voted in the primaries and there is no such thing as a fixed voter base.
Years ago there was a Danny DeVito/Rhea Perlman made-for-TV movie where DeVito was this guy who ran a big trucking company who started dating Perlman, who worked for the Nielson TV ratings system. DeVito had always dreamed of being a TV producer and somehow gets a deal for a pilot with NBC for this ridiculously terrible show that he stars in. He convinces Perlman to give him the names of all the Nielson families, and then tells all these families they've won an ocean cruise the same week his TV show will air. With all the families out to sea, DeVito's truckers move into the houses, and watch his show, which then gets better ratings than the Super Bowl.
Eventually the scam gets found out, but even afterwards, the punch line of the movie is, his show stays #1, because by then everybody thinks they're supposed to like it and watch it, because it's so highly rated.
This whole Love Trump - Ridicule Trump play by the media over the past few months keeps reminding me of that movie.
It's an anti-establishment election. Which is better than Rubio, AKA little Jeb.
Yep, the republicans sent out the only guy who could lose to Hillary. Too bad Rand decided to cozy up to socons and loose his father's supporters
Yes, they do seem to be very fickle.
Finished Role Models already. What next? Maybe a Firefly-a-thon?
It's a good night for libertarian-themed entertainment, so yes.
THat's what I was thinking. I felt the need for Mal Reynolds or Ron Swanson.
Firefly
Archer marathon! With booze! And hookers!
I vote Danger 5.
I change my vote and second this!
Mystery Team!
Childrens Hospital, another David Wain project
"Two things: Number one, I get hard when a woman cries. Number two, your daughter will never walk again."
Big Pharma came from outer space, invented Ben Franklin, and started a little company called "The Internet".
Is anyone in Austin downtown watching the election results?
P-ville Represent!!
I'm just visiting this week -- had to look up what P-ville was.
How is Karl Rove:
1) Still employed at all and
2) On the fucking election special of all things after what he pulled?
Same reason that some people still pay attention to Dick Morris: He's actually gotten people elected, regardless of how much of a simpering hack he is now.
After 2012, though?
Rove still hates Troomp and people like the Drs. Paul. He's a reliable, acceptable Beltway Boy. It honestly would not surprise me if he knows where a body or two is buried, figuratively speaking, of course.
Morris, OTOH, shot himself in the foot so badly with previous election predictions, and overall nuttiness, is why The Shrill-Bot Machine has allowed him to continue enjoying a pulse, respirations, and mobility. I have no doubt he knows where bodies are buried, but no one remotely reputable takes him seriously any more.
Same way Hillary is employed at all?
A pile of bodies and a compliant media?
Or Elliot Spitzer? Or Brian Williams?
I'm noticing a trend here.
Trump is winning in VA with 8% in. Is that an anomoly? I mean I'm guessing NOVA results not coming in yet.
Yea it looks like they haven't
Yea it looks like they haven't
Nothing from Richmond, Albemarle/Charlottesville yet which are solidly Democrat.
He's apparently underperforming to some degree in the counties that have come in.
Northern Virginia has a massive boner for all the money they will make with Clinton as President. Her administration will be the most purchase-able executive branch in American history.
I have been intermittently watching the old "Jeeves and Wooster" series which aired on PBS many years ago with a practically-teenaged Hugh Laurie as Bertie Wooster. [on youtube]
Last episode coming up. After that, maybe Blackadder. Maybe a shitty science fiction movie.
Fuck the election; I declare myself the loser, and concede.
Yes, Minister seems appropriate tonight.
Got this on my YooToob CGI feed It's actually pretty funny.
Again, us libertarians feel like Linus in the pumpkin patch. Nothing but libertarian sincerity as far as the eye can see and we get passed over in favor of maintaining or enhancing the progressive, statist authoritarian status quo. Makes me want to suck-start my Glock.
That haircut makes Megyn Kelly look rather dyke.
Polls still open in west FL. Every fucking year...
You can't trick me: There isn't a West Florida. /GayJay
Oh, yeah? http://dbwf.net
One of these years we're just going to make it official and give that part of the state to Alabama.
NO! I don't want to pay state income tax!
Chron as of 4:35 has Clinton 3CE votes, Trump 24. Some anomaly back east, I presume.
Rob Portman keeps his Senate seat in Ohio, which is good for the GOP keeping the Senate.
He ran a great campaign. He had ads on TV since may dumping on Strickland. Strick was a pretty awful governor, but was promising more freebies. More Portman yard signs in my neighborhood than Trump - but still more Hildog signs. Funny, in the neighborhoods there were lots of Hildog signs, but along the more major roads it was all Trump.
So guys, hear me out:
No one wants to live in Manitoba. Because fuck Manitoba. But the libertarians up here polled about thirty thousand in the last federal election. That's enough for a small city-state. But if the majority of the American libertarians come up here, we'll quickly overwhelm the provincial population. We take over the provincial government and all the federal seats. Then we secede and cite Louis Riel or some shit.
And no one will care. Because it's fucking Manitoba.
How are the women?
Frigid, obviously.
Wait until Catastrophic Global Warning kicks in.
"Frigid, obviously"
i can help with that
No idea, but it was settled by Ukrainians, so there's reason for hope?
O RLY? Very Slavic, much hope, I suspect. Temperamental hope. But sexy, sexy hope, nonetheless. And pirogies.
E, moj gospodine Doktore...
Such hopes are what sustain us in our daily lives, as we dream of better place you described...
*downs rakija*
Actually, I'm boozeless and not likely to be near any for hours.
E, moj gospodine Doktore...
Such hopes are what sustain us in our daily lives, as we dream of better place you described...
*downs rakija*
Actually, I'm boozeless and not likely to be near any for hours.
I am intrigued. Though, the weather is a problem.
There's a lot of Indians and Eastern Europeans?
Climate change has to get to the point where it no longer snows there
That just means more mosquitoes. But hey, libertarian paradise, so DDT.
Reported for use of "city-state". Thanks reasonable plug in!
speaking of... what's the name of the firefox version? I just switched to firefox.
fascr
Muchas gracias
Turns out that it is no longer searchable in the firefox library, but exists on bitbucket.
Fine, but we all need to be spraying aerosol cans 24/7 to bring on the global warming. I don't do well in the cold.
So I walked into the bar, dude I know ask me who I voted for and I said Johnson, guy sitting on the other side shoke my hand and said so did I. Nice.
-Dude mentions that *somehow* Trump is winning twice the black vote that Romney did.
-A group of the honkiest honkies available openly ponder "how is that possible? we've kept calling him racist?"
-Faux News
Trump ahead in FL. I assume Dade country not voted yet?
It appears some have been
Voting in Dade and Broward extended to 2017.
CNN now showing Clinton in the lead in FL
Yep, just flipped. If Trump loses FL, we know it's over.
LP isn't covering the spread.
NY Times has the best results. CNN and AP/Google are ignoring third parties.
Trump currently leading by 8.4 percentage points over Clinton, and leading in 9 or 11 states, although several are in his wheelhouse (Kentucky, West Virginia, etc.)
Gary Johnson in the 2 to 3 percent range, except in states inimical to liberty like South Carolina.
Not to bust bubbles but urban county results always come later
How about libertopia Indiana at 4.5% for GayJay?
My people! Hoosiers tend to have a libertarian streak in them.
Well, except for the ones who live in Indianapolis and the ones who live in Lake County.
My family is from Evansville and I may have acquired a low cost degree in Muncie.
I grew up in suburban Indy and made more than a few trips up to Muncie for academic competitions in high school. Letterman has poured a ton of money into Ball State, and it shows. As for me, I ended up in WLaf after deciding that Rose Hulman didn't have enough girls for my liking.
Trump's popular vote lead down to 3 percentage points, with 15M votes in now.
NYT still forecasting a 4 percentage point win for Clinton in the popular vote.
I'm reading white turnout is actually down two points and that Trump is doomed in FL. Anemic showing in rural counties, soon to be washed out by a massive Clinton surge from Jacksonville and Orlando.
I find that very difficult to believe
Trump was up in FL, but now Clinton ahead, 72% of the vote in.
Clinton's doing better than Obama in Orlando, Tampa, Jacksonville, and Palm Beach. If Trump doesn't reverse that or overwhelm it with the rural areas he's fucked.
*And to clarify, I'm going off of county data here, but figured more people would know the locations by city for the first three.
Lies. I turned-out plenty of white bitches.
If (big if) trump pulls this out I will fly to wherever Hillary is and personally lick the vinegar tears from her face.
Why is the vote so crazy in Virginia? Are they counting Jesus voters first and then the heathens that attended college at UofV?
It's high to low by IQ.
UVA IS RAPE CENTRAL WHATS WRONG WITH YOU
FL and NC leaning Dem. That's that.
But Virginia leaning Trump?
I'm not buyin' any of that.
NOVA results not coming in yet. There are 2 Virginias. There is Virginia, and then there is NOVA, non-technically, but culturally, part of DC.
Shooting at a polling place in Azusa, CA.
Can't wait to find out who the shooter voted for.
Voter suppressing fire, not good. I voted in California and didn't find a thing on the ballot worth shooting over.
I know it's not his style, but I would love it if Mike Rowe live Tweeted this bitch.
Install bot that says "We're fucked." every five minutes.
That's how you live tweet this election.
Hey why don't us Libertarians riot ? We are crazy, we are smart, we have guns, and we know how to make our own booze.
We are teh worst. =D
I can make booze but I'm not a very good shot.
SF and AC narrate.
Rioting seems so common.
Release the orphans!
An Internet uprising is more likely to succeed. And less likely to end with casualties.
Rioting violates NAP
Local TV commercial in KY suggesting that getting a colonoscopy is better than voting for Trump or Hillary.
Just an ad for KY.
Trumpcare doesn't cover that.
If the glove fits...
^^I endorse this message. KY knows where it's at.
Is that not KY's slogan?
The fact that Senate and House Republicans are weathering the storm just fine is both hilarious and at least reassuring in that it's pretty clear people are voting against Trump rather than for Hillary and the Democrats.
So far, nothing interesting
Question - How Maine and Nebraska allocate electors by district. Why don't we do that for every state?
Right now I'm in California and literally millions of votes don't matter. Making it by district would still give small states a little more of an edge over big urban centers
This would turn the Prez race into the same as the House, more or less.
It's still winner take all, they just do it by district instead.
I agree it's slightly better, but it's still not very good.
Or we can chop California up into smaller states.
We keep trying that but Sacramento says no.
Why would they let us go?
Let my people go!
Let Ken's people go!
Let Ken's peepee go!
Six Californias.
+1 state of Jefferson
Looks like NH, OH, and FL have all swung Clinton
Anyone want to start a count of how many op-ed pieces tomorrow start out:
"America narrowly dodged a bullet last night, by defeating Donald Trump......"
I thought Ohio was supposed to be a slam-dunk for Trump?
So much for the theory that many people who were afraid to announce publicly they were voting for him would do differently in the ballot box.
Trump is up by 4 points in the popular vote (8:21 PM EST)
Interestingly, some of the predictions that started out around 80% for Hillary are starting to come down into the 70% range.
So what happens if we wind up with Hillary and a GOP majority Congress, which she of courses managed to tilt more GOP in 2018? Yeah, I know, the GOP folds like lawn chairs and we get 10,000 new statist laws a day.
they didn't stop Obamacare and did jack shit when Bush was president and they had all 3 branches
The COULDN'T stop Obamacare. Not one Republican voted for it. I have to give them credit where credit is due. And yes they did do stuff when Bush had all 3 branches. It's just that all of it was bad.
Yes. Let's stop with the pretending that there is any meaningful difference between Democrats and Republicans shall we?
There's a meaningful distinction. I don't know why people say there isn't.
Because they think that just because Democrats do bad things and Republicans do bad things, they're the same because they both do bad things.
Obviously, anybody who spends more than a second thinking about it knows that there are meaningful differences, but that doesn't change the fact that both parties suck.
Attention. This is your emergency broadcast system. This is not a test.
At the sound of the siren, the election results will be announced and all pant-shitting, wailing, and gnashing of teeth will be legal and highly encouraged for 12 consecutive hours.
Blessed by our new founding fathers and blessed be the the United States of America, a nation reborn!
May derp be with you all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VWXYAOQssk
And also with you.
Fact of the night: Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are in New York City and will be having their election results watching parties less than a mile from each other in Midtown Manhattan.
Because this election was all about the toppling of the elites.
If Trump wins Florida and Pennsylvania, he's got a decent chance of winning.
If he loses either one, I'll be watching that hot chick on Inkmaster.
It's over, time to start having fun
CNN is showing there are within 4,000 votes.
not so much about the votes, but where the current votes are from and where the remaining ones are.
In CA, GOP issues or politicians usually do well early on, because LA is the last one to report, then everything just swings the other way and never recovers.
Florida within 28 votes right now, with 8 million counted....
It's too close in FL right now. I hope he at least wins that state so that it's still a close race. I really don't want to hear about that mandate to fundamentally change America again, from that shreeking hag. He's been up in the popular vote all night so far.
Wait until CA comes in, that'll fix the popular vote advantage, if there is any by the time it gets here
Trump is ahead there, and the panhandle shouldn't be in yet which is red. Trump takes it.
Florida's going to a recount. You read it here first.
Does that also mean I get to be sixteen again? That would be dope.
Please, not fucking again. I'm so done with this shit after tonight.
Well, I can't read so... There's that.
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
Read that motha' fucka!
Only if Trump wins
Right now, according to the NYT, Donald up by 28 votes.
Is Trump the GOP's version of tanking the season to get a better draft pick? Deal with Hillary for 4 years, pick up more seats in 2018, then win in 2020?
Yeah but that doesn't include the Supreme Court. She's going to be able to have 6 freakin liberal justices when she leaves, not 4 or 5, but 6. Kiss your 1st and 2nd amendments goodbye.
That would only be true if the fans got to make the draft picks in sports. Besides, they had a potentially strong field. Just... Didn't want any of the other ones, I guess.
No, that was Mccain in 08 and Romney in '12. How many seasons does the GOP have to tank? Just give me a number.
Romney was a fucking boyscout, and even he was a sexist racist HITLER
so seriously what the fuck are they supposed to do when half of the country thinks the other half is stupid, but the other half things they are evil?
That's it! The GOP is following the Cleveland Browns method of playing to win...
Hillary's last ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8AE7CzqCFc
It's almost as bad as Vogon poetry.
She did say "one last time" so there's hope for the karmic gods to laugh and laugh and laugh. Whatever.
FL: Trump 45%, Clinton 45%. Holy shit, where's the asteroid? It's late.
Still many votes to pour in from south Fl
You know, Grand Moff Serious Man got me thinking. We don't even need a full on SMOD. Just a little one. That can take out, say, a mile or so of Midtown Manhattan.
Meh, I have friends living there. No, thanks.
I have ways of minimizing civilian casualties.
LOL I forgot you were that dude from the future. You could have picked a less shitty era to travel to.
You wouldn't aim a little further south? Say, the DC area?
Broward still showing 0% pcts reporting
SIV & Co. on suicide watch?
Nah. They are too busy splitting their time between riffing on false hope and getting their excuses ready. I imagine teh MSM! rigged! and spicniggerjews! will figure prominently.
Get with it. Facebook and the NSA rigged it, cuck.
I voted for Darrell Castle today. Cancelled out your cuck vote!
Fascinating.
Hillary's life in 5 minutes, with soundtrack by Hans Zimmer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzCW30RnwuY
Save us, Optimus Clinton!
Johnson will be lucky to get 2 percent.
biggest loser in this election
America is the biggest loser.
SIV hardest hit!
Well, that will help clarify early what a failure his campaign was. You hit 4-5%, the LP would be able to delude themselves into seeing that as a victory and keep on the same course they've been on. They need it to be clear just how harmful Johnson's campaign actually was.
You libertarian bastards are the reason ________ won!
I'll fill in 'the dick' or 'the cunt' later
I have a clear conscience.
Me too: I didn't vote.
Duckworth! Woo-ooh!
So whoever wins gets trapped in the labyrinth with the Minotaur right? That's how this works?
Or exiled for ten years.
Azusa shooter was a woman.
The plot thickens.
Fucking patriarchy.
How in the hell did she get ahold of her husband's gun?
And why wasn't she busy cooking dinner?
She would have been stopped sooner but no one wanted to seen oppressing a woman.
$10 says she voted for Obama at least once.
FiveThirtyEight: Trump's lead is climbing in Florida as more of the Panhandle is reporting. He's now up by about 65,000 votes or 0.75 percentage points. This could end up coming down to the wire.
Todd Young just obliterated Evan Bayh in Indiana. This was a seat Democrats were optimistic they could pick up.
Hillary might have short coattails on that pantsuit.
There were unrelated issues with that race.
Apparently Evan Bayh got caught lying about his lobbying career during the last six years (after he retired from the Senate the first time). Even the Indianapolis Star (the local Gannett rag) turned on him.
Just one question about FL. Those counties up there in the panhandle... are there any people living there?
Yes. They just don't go outside because of all the bugs.
Seriously, if you drive through the middle of Florida all the rest stops have free car wash thingies to get all the bugs off your car.
Swamp dragons and creates that, to the best of the law's ability to discern, are human-esque.
Not enough to overwhelm Broward, Miami-Dade and PBC
Yeah, but those are mostly in.
New York Times is giving Trump a 64% chance of winning at this point. Apparently Jill Stein has over 50,000 votes so far tonight in Florida.
NYT? LOL, you just made that up, right? WTF? Stein has like 1000 votes in FL, lol.
That's what I'm reading on Twitter from reputable journalists.
Twitter is insults, lies, and animated GIFs
Gary Johnson 2.2%, Jill Stein 0.7% (in FL).
Poor SIV.
Sadly, Johnson is trailing Stein in NY.
Heh!
I hope Dr Stein finishes THIRD nationally
(the sound of a monster truck revving its engine)
Local tv calling Republican Portman for US Senate in Ohio. One vote for gridlock anyways.
Gridlock is a thing of the past. It's just one team now after the election.
I can hope for some defense of 2nd Amendment and votes against single payer
Repulican called forl ocal US House Rep as well.
Actually every Repiblican seems to be kicking thr Democrats ass in Ohio except for Trump. And yet Jihnson only at 3% right now. I think that says a lot.
GOP just made a pickup in FL. So far it's a net zero for Congress.
Goddamn fucking Clinton.
Really. Clinton.
That's "Clinton, the Second of Her Name" to you.
That's President Clinton to you
Her Royal Highness.
"Not My President!"
Elections have consequences. See you all in the gallows!
I'll write from my FEMA camp.
Recently on Everday Feminism: Why White Women Terrify Me
http://everydayfeminism.com/20.....errify-me/
My favorite part was him complaining that a woman once ran away from him after seeing him on the streets late at night. Hey guy, if people are running away from *you*, perhaps you're not the one who's afraid.
When I was in Austin, I tried to ask a black guy for directions and he walked faster saying, "Don't have any change!" He thought I was homeless. Ever since then, I've been a white supremacist.
That's just a convenient way to avoid everyone
All of the beggars that have approached me this week in Austin have been white.
Sounds like SF. Are they surly trust-fund kids too?
Poli-Sci juniors.
I don't think so. Seemed like poor white meth-heads.
Pro-tip: it's easier to trick people into clicking that shit if you bury the URL in a proper A tag.
Rhywun,
Surely there is a manner in which you could offer more specific advice to those of us who would benefit from such knowledge with regards to detecting said tricks.
Perhaps a sharing of this..."trick-nology"?
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Nate Silver not looking so hot in Virginia
Hillary is leading in TX and MS? WTF?
Austin? Also, Latinos.
Repubs better keep the Senate. Otherwise, we'll get another 2008-2010. And remember what happened then?
PA votes starting to come in
It'll be a while before the final tally. We need to wait for the dead folks.
I voted for the libertarian today..DARRELL CASTLE
The last time I voted in a presidential general election it was for Harry Browne in 2000.
Weirdest thing I saw today was an Evan McMullin sign at an intersection.
3rd PartyCandidates
Registered Write-In Candidates
Cuck.
I just went to his website. Yeah, a real libertarian there. /sarc
Much more libertarian than Weld/Johnson
Maybe. I wouldn't know from the Issues page of his website, which all seemed to address real pertinent issues like The Peace of Westphalia and The New World Order.
http://castle2016.com/issues-list/
I mean to have this as one of the first things that you see when you visit his website:
and then follow it up with a John Birch Society wishlist, no thanks. Pass.
SIV... I don't actively hate you like a lot of the commenters do.
But, did you actually vote McGuffin or did you vote for Trump?
I don't hate him, but that sophomoric crap got tired real quick and like Addiction Myth, he kept at it, becoming a real Trumpster in the process.
It's insidious stuff, no doubt.
He's proven himself to be everything I always thought he was.
You should take credit for giving me the STFU and VOTE TRUMP line
Sure thing, queef bucket.
SIV at least is comprehensible, I can't make heads or tails of what AM is pushing. AC is less delusional.
Are you deaf illiterate?
Look up thread. I cannot read.
You fucking prog piece of shit.
Build the Earth barrier! Aliens will pay for it!
Yeah, but Castle will let the bitches wear Burkas.
1A for the WIN.
Now go bake your own Nazi homo cake.
Don't blame me. I voted McAfee!
"Now go bake your own Nazi homo cake."
Thereby proving SugarFree's point.
Also: he believes Muslims should be banned until screening for foreign terrorists is more sophisticated and has endorsed the requirement of GMO labeling.
Nice going, SIV.
Yeah, I got a big problem with the GMO labeling thing. Still, he's miles closer to Ron Paul than GayJay is.
Republicans officially maintain control of the House. So yay for gridlock!
One piece of good news.
Without Bayh, they'll probably keep the Senate or at least have a deadlock.
Least shitty scenario is looking good.
deadlock = Democrats when Hilary wins
+1 WERE MA COUNTRY GAWN
Hillary handed WV to him.
Those 5 electoral votes could be fucking crucial, man.
Big Rock Candy Mountain?
TX just flipped red. MS still blue. LOL
Chron, 5:37
Clinton 44
Trump 60; also leading the popular vote by ~5%
If Trump wins the popular vote, expect liberals to suddenly remember the virtues of the Electoral College
I was thinking of that earlier today after Bush won the EC and lost the popular. There were all sorts of 'scholarly' articles on how the EC was 'no longer valid in today's America!'
lol, just wait until California comes in. There won't be any majority
Yeah, Romney had a popular vote lead around this time 2012 as well, if I remember correctly.
CA is a given; there are yet enough swing states to cover that.
I predicted the hag with at least 310EC votes some weeks ago, but Mr. Assange changes some minds; how many
I felt the Johnson tonight in NYC. Also on the ballot was the opportunity for vote for 9 state supreme court judges. With 9 choices. All Democrats. What a shock. Not.
Plus all 9 of them probably live in the same building in Manhattan...
.....diversity uber alles.....
But how many vaginas and how much melanin did they have?
I'm following this shit in my apartment. Would like to go to a bar, but I'm pretty sure I'd get into a fight. Or fights.
I hear that.
I'm at the hotel bar. Everyone seems to be disappointed no matter who wins.
I'm watching the Rangers game.
OK, occasionally flipping to FAUX.
Didn't vote. Worked out instead. I should have thrown a ballot in for Johnson, but... eh. It'll be lulzy if Trump bumps Clinton (unlikely), and I think Clinton is in a world of hurt given the legacy Obama is leaving her. So: four more years of bupkis. Upside: no more campaigning this year.
JESUS WARTY YOU ARE EMBAREASSING YOUR ELF !!!!!!!!
What are Elfs for if not embarrassment?
Warty would break me over his bicep without flexing. I have been very lax about working out, but election night seems like a good night to take up... anything.
MEZAMETAMAE, WAGA ARUJITACHI YO!
That's what you think. The impeachment proceedings are going to be a nonstop frenzy of partisan outrage
Isn't it the time for uniting the country, Gil? Uniting it behind fast-tracking Clinton's SCOTUS appointment?
I came very close to tossing a vote to Johnson and some (L) dude I never heard of running for Senate against Moobs but... I haven't voted in over a decade and I see no reason to break that streak.
Voting for the Libertarian candidate against Schumer made voting worthwhile. I know the vote doesn't matter, but fuck that guy.
Schumer makes me puke on a regular basis. Just thinking of him gets me over constipation as well.
And... Moobs wins easily.
*sob*
Someone had to take Reid's banner as Senate Top Creep.
Hopefully the country's rubes will prevent that horror from becoming reality.
I worked at work, then worked out. No voting for me.
Dear Warty =
Was that Hell or High Water movie any good? thinking its time to check it out.
(very good)
good enough for me.
Warty is brooding somewhere in time.
I'm going to put my daughter to bed, which feels like a much better use of my time than continuing to watch election results.
Still hoping for chaos, but its looking like we've got President E-mail until she dies or is impeached.
Whoever wins this race will be completely ineffective as a leader due to the divide in this country and the hatred for both candidates.
And that's the real Libertarian Moment.
My proggie roommate is so convinced in the purity of government action (and he hates corporations).
The look on his faced when I asked: "Well you just assume the people you like will always be in charge. What if Trump wins?"
"He won't"
"But what if he does, or someone like him wins in the future?"
What if Rubio wins? He's even worse than Trump!!
In university I used to convince fellow students to agree to anywhere from 70 to 100% of the 1932 NSDAP platform by replacing every 'German' with 'citizen' and every 'Jew' with 'the 1%' (and cutting out the references to actual historical events like the Treaty of Versailles).
I think my cynicism towards both democracy and government is justified.
Nicely played!
Great!
I love it!
I love it!
Ready to provide proof yet?
Gridlock is winning tonight and that is good thing. I know the TEAM RED! assholes here have amnesia when it comes to the Bushpig's Big Gov expansion (with a GOP Congress) of 2003-07 but I don't.
Nah, you want the Dems to take the Senate so we can get another Obamacare fiasco.
Like you wouldn't be here gloating in the links tomorrow morning if both houses and the presidency went to the commie Dems.
It's Bush's fault, can't you read?
/WHACK
Ok, MS red again. Thought I was in the Twilight Zone.
Say "White college educated women" again!
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Bump.
Trump
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Trumpity Trump
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JUMP! JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!
HUMP! HUMP! HUMP!
Since there's all this talk of entertaining diversions: three seasons of cheerful, fast-paced Rectify is streaming on Netflix!
I would kill you just to get a whiff of Abigail Spencer's feet.
So is NC going to be blue from now on? Is it because all non-whites always vote dem, and whites make up a shrinking part of the population? Is it because all people who live in cities always vote dem, and the cities continue to grow?
Probably both those things plus the younger generations continue to be the biggest generations ever and they lean left.
because democrats fuck up where they live, then move to states where it is better (Nevada, Arizona, Colorado, Florida, Carolna's), also known as red states, but they don't change their politics and fuck up those places too.
Lots of "white" states vote Dem. They just happen to be non-Union states.
IE - old Confederate states. Nothing to do with labor unions.
The south has a higher percentage of blacks than the north. ?
Michigan is surprisingly close. And WTF is going on in Texas?
Trump's anti-free trade lying is paying off.
We actually had a lot of Clinton commercials here in Texas this year, which is weird. The dems usually don't try.
And they were during fucking football. What the fuck was she thinking?
Trump was just declared the winner in TX, so that's what's happening there.
Virginia about to flip and not look back.
Imagine how different history would be if Allen didn't have the macacaw moment?
You've never been to NOVA have you? It's like the fastest growing city in American and it's really just a suburb of DC, filled with hard left Democrats.
...or think how much different history would be if the Republicans had actually put some money into the last Governor's election, and you would have had Ken Cucinelli, instead of McAuliffe autopenning 200,000 felony commutations (and attaching voter registration applications).
According to 538: Clinton could win Ohio and lose Florida, Arizona could go for Clinton
UPDATE (8:15 p.m.): Democrat Rep. Tammy Duckworth has been projected as defeating incumbent Republican Mark Kirk in Illinois to take his seat. This is the first pickup for the Democrats.
I was told her campaign had no legs.
It's just water off her back.
And for the record, I voted libertarian down ballot, and for president, wrote in, "If You Can Read This, Get Fucked, You Are Part Of The Problem".
Shockingly it took the whole sentence, which was a pleasant surprise.
Unfortunately it only parsed "-- --- C-- --- --i-, --- ------, --- --- --- -- T-- --o----" and made an educated guess.
MS blue again. WTF? And Trump is "leading" but once NY hits the board it's over. The whole west coast plus CO and NM will go to Clinton and that'll about do it.
Pennsylvania is the key this year, IMHO
Well, then Clinton it is.
So far in NC Sean Haugh (Libertarian candidate for U.S. Senate) is getting 3% and Gary Johnson 2%. Looks like Sean might come through on guaranteeing LP ballot access even if Gary falls short. (2% is the requirement)
Some guy claiming to be a registered North Carolina Libertarian called in to Rush today. He early voted Trump and spent this morning driving old crackers to the polls to vote for Trump.
Man, I'm on a road trip listening to NPR and their coverage is impressively slanted. Literally every person they interview from state political parties is a leftist.
I bet they think they are being neutral or non-partisan, right?
You truly are on a road to nowhere.
NPR? Really? Here's my shocked face 80
I don't know anyone that voted for Nixon.
(To be fair, I wasn't alive. Although, I'd argue that at least one atom in my body was in one of my parents' bodies at the time.)
Just Johnny Ramone
It's National Public Radio. State propaganda.
Ah another fellow masochist. Travel well.
"Internet mocks Trump for peering over voting booth at Melania"
http://www.sfgate.com/politics.....601456.php
Pretty sure the headline should read "The lefty sites I visit are mocking..."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fw9IqUgGlzs
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So, Dems take the White House and the Senate, and the U.S. continues its inexorable journey into the bowls of welfare statism.
But it's worked so well for Europe. The only ingredient we're missing is mass immigration from the Levant.
The Dems won't get the Senate, IMHO
What John Titor said earlier today is probably the most significant comment of the day. This election has a lot of people showing their spots.
Question: If you could be king but only do one thing, what is the single most effective way to further liberty in America? What one thing could you do to move us towards being free?
Make election day and the day your taxes are due (with no withholding) the same day.
Really? I was going to say declare that no entity shall enjoy a monopoly of force, all hot women are now considered property, and then resign.
There's heroes.
And then there's Gojira.
Ah the Gorean method. I say we give it a try, it probably can't get worse.
Exactly what I was thinking the other day.
"Make election day and the day your taxes are due (with no withholding) the same day."
Couldn't do better than to make clear the costs of your vote.
(jaw drops)
That.....
....is a very good idea.
That, and tort reform. something like 'loser pays'
It avoids the optics of restricting the franchise (the only other thing that would really work.)
Too many people don't pay federal income tax.
I assume you would have to include social security.
Abolish the fed.
Legalize cocaine.
And make it an ammendment, so its nearly impossible to overturn.
The most hated drug being legalized will make everyone see how dumb prohibition is.
Then snort it on live TV
If there's a single thing you could do to restrain the extralegislative privilege of executive branch agencies, probably that. Something that makes them answerable to and restrained by Congress. No idea what that would be, but it puts Congress back on the hook for what should be right be legislative decision making, and they'd be much more amenable to interests back home than to faceless bureaucrats in nest-feathering roles at these power-gobbling monstrosities.
I don't know how any of that shit is legal anyway. But I agree that is a HUGE problem.
I don't know how any of that shit is legal anyway.
With a combination of Chevron/Auer deference and the evisceration of the nondelegable-duty doctrine, that's how.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Or-epXMvTM8
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I'd immediately begin the construction of more aircraft carriers.
Add the word "expressly" to the tenth amendment.
Outlaw withholdings.
All good answers, especially the tax/election day.
Somewhat on par with that would be eliminating the oceans of federal regulations we are currently drowning in. I think we have a candidate that said they would do that. Naturally all the closet pinkos have lost their shit over the possibility of that candidate winning.
*Wife is puzzled. Her tuesday night drinking buddy, a woman who is career HR person, is very anxious for Clinton to win. She said she wants a woman president. I told wife to go ask her friend if she would vote for Sarah Palin if she ran. A black man? Ask her if she would vote for Ben Carson or Herman Caine.
"Oooooh. I see."
"Yes. They vote the way they do because they are closet pinkos. They don't give a shit about pussies or skin color. They just won't admit it because they know they are despicable and don't want you calling them out on it. "
How high is the water, Gary?
2.8 and falling...
He has a million votes if that counts for anything.
He's pulling more than 4% in my county
So where does the GOP go from here? If they can't pickup Virginia, NC, and Nevada since population influxes have made them blue, how will they ever win an election 😐
Leftists are like destructive parasites. They move into a place, destroy the host and then move on to the next target. It's what they do.
I was thinking locusts.
Well, maybe they run someone other than Trump.
Maybe events are such that different issues become more important.
Maybe the Republicans move in a more libertarian direction.
Maybe any random Republican with a cleft lip except Donald Trump could kick Hillary's ass with one hand tied behind their backs.
They need to stop trying to apply universal lessons to changing circumstances.
If they'd run Romney this time, they would have won. A milk-toast centrist would have easily beat Clinton.
Like the retards they are, though, they based their process on the last election, not realizing that the sheer thrill of having a brother on the ballot was enough to wildly skew that dynamic, and pretty much nobody they ran was going to win or do any better.
They drew the opposite conclusion and decided that a fire-brand was the way to go, when in this election, in very different circumstances, the steady hand at the wheel would have steered this ship into their port*.
*euphemism for the elephant's butthole
A milk-toast centrist would have easily beat Clinton.
Easy to claim when you can't be proven wrong.
I'm beginning to think my prog friend is right: we won't have another GOP president in my lifetime. Demos from here on out.
Ack, did the block quoting wrong.
If the Republicans hold the Senate, that will be really important in terms of whom President Hillary Clinton appoints to the Supreme Court.
The Republicans weren't supposed to hold the Senate.
They're doing a lot better than expected.
Trump is up by almost 2 million popular votes right now, for what it's worth. I know popular votes don't win elections. And California.
I still think it's all about Florida and Pennsylvania.
If Pennsylvania goes Trump, he's got a good chance to win.
If he wins Florida, I don't think there's any way he can win without Pennsylvania.
Dan Hopkins at 538
The Russian's cut!
Trump campaigned hard in the Tidewater before unwisely abandoning the state. Virginia Beach is the largest city in the state and Trump will win there. Hitlery should still have the advantage thanks to the D.C. suburbs.
When was that posted? It looks like Trump easily won VA, with 83% reporting.
9:05 in the evening.
VA called for Hitlery. The Federal workforce in the north is too huge
Hey as of right now and with a wopping 6% of the vote in, GJ is winning Monroe County, PA.
Whoo hoo! Johnson is going to win! Libertarian moment!!!eleventyone!!!111!!!
Sweet victory
Is that where Fist lives?
Charlie Crist (now a Democrat) won a seat in the House in Florida.
Taking John Boehner's place at the Congressional tanning booth.
the Congressional tanning booth
Don't wanna know.
There are few politicians more odious than Charlie Crist.
Charlie Crist (now a Democrat) won a seat in the House in Florida.
TEAM BLUE's own, real-life, political version of Fist of Etiquette.
Found some footage of Hilary's booth.
John McCain's corpse wins reelection. I'll have to look up what happens when he gets incapacitated by a stroke in two years.
I keep waiting for the day when he is found dead in bed with Dianne Feinstein. From natural causes. I get those two confused sometimes.
Diane Feinstein and death by natural causes do look a lot alike.
You'd think the dead would stick with their own, but they keep voting for living persons.
Hillary has fireworks over the Hudson planned.
I'm a gentleman or I would have some choice words for that.
Sneak in with your best hobbit friend and set them off early!
It's hilarious that the two candidates in THE MOST IMPORTANT ELECTION EVER are holed up 2 miles from each other.
"NATE SILVER 9:08 PM
The Upshot's calculator has Clinton projected to eventually win the popular vote by 3 to 4 percentage points ? right in line with where national polls had the race. And yet, they show her winning only 290 or so electoral votes, which obviously means that Trump has a decent shot to win the Electoral College. That potentially seems to validate our finding that Clinton was in a worse position in the Electoral College than the popular vote, since her coalition is not concentrated in swing states."
Oh the firestorm if that happens :|.
I voted for every Libertarian Party candidate on my ballot, except for Johnson/Weld.
Allen Buckley for US Senate and some guy for Public service Commissioner
I also voted for Victor Armendiraz (sp?) who is the Republican opponent to my Congressman, Hank "Guam is gonna tip over" Johnson
After your juvenile antics, you think anyone cares? Go throw a tantrum someplace.
It's not like the ballot machine is gonna be able to decipher his chicken scratch.
That whole Guam thing was a stupid kerfuffle. The guy was clearly joking. No idea what his policies are, but given Democrat I'm guessing awful.
"The guy was clearly joking."
If so, the vid I saw would make him a very good actor. It looked to me like the military officer was doing his absolute damndest to keep from laughing.
I will never underestimate the stupidity of a Democrat, but islands tipping over is a bridge too far.
The best of Hank Johnson
Wow. I am gonna stop making fun of the guy. That makes me sad. Mr. Johnson doesnt need to be in congress, he needs to be in a hospital. The poor man is insane.
Hank Johnson may literally be retarded.
He's a Buddhist, makes it kinda hard to tell
*ducks shurikens*
Fun Fact = he took the seat that used to belong to Cynthia McKinney.
If that name doesn't ring a bell.... oh, lordy. Let's put it this way = Hank is the apex of sober and sane by contrast.
That's my congressional district.
That.... explains so much
So, if Hillary wins, does that mean the Russians aren't a threat?
Well they won't be any more because of her dazzling statecraft. She will disarm them with a wink and a smile, and the threat of nuclear war. Her vagina houses a first-strike capable silo.
Something tells me Wikileaks' patron *cough FSB cough* probably held back the choicest leaks in case Hill prevails.
Diabetic Tony have you even worked for the Mafia ????
Geez, it's early. Give her a few weeks to kick that hornets' nest.
Johnson and Johnson in Wisconsin. I guess you could say I really 'stuffed' the ballot box.
A family company?.
An NC state senate candidate (running against and otherwise unopposed incumbent) is getting 23%. For those races 4% gets automatic ballot access. So LP has ballot access wrapped up. Interestingly, ALL of the LP statewide candidates are at 2% or higher.
Wasn't Georgia one of the states where every county had the electronic voting machines and now is amazingly too close to call "because of all the Latino voters"? Sounds suspicious, especially considering how close VA is which was projected to be solid Clinton.
A lot of bladder control product commercials on NBC. I think they are predicting a Hillary win.
Adult diapers would mean Trump?
Hair transplant would mean Trump.
Dude, I was just making a Hillary-pees-herself joke. Don't overthink it.
It's not a joke.
Soooooo my Twitter feed is getting awfully nervous. Trump is exceeding expectations in FL, NC and VA(!!!).
Wanna get drunk? Every time the talking heads on whatever network you're watching say "Florida", drink.
That's not drunk. That's dead from alcohol poisoning.
To-mate-o, ta-mah-to
I soooo want Trump to win so I can sing 'Trump' to Van Halen's 'Jump.'
Might as well Trump! TRUMP!
Given Pussygate, I think we know what his real theme song is.
I never knew Stan Bush looked like T-Bird from The Crow...
Trump around!
I just got back. Um, is this looking interesting for Trump? Man, it looks tight across the board.
Rufus, I was seriously afraid that hag was gonna walk away with the prize and every contested congressional seat; Trump just couldn't seem to keep from digging that hole he was in.
At this point, I'd still hope for Trump, since even his party hates him, so that's gonna be the greater gridlock (and he might repeal O-care), but if the hag gets in, she gets in knowing there are many people who prefer goddam Trump to her.
Why would that slow her down?
I don't like the idea of Trump with a Republican Congress. Especially if he goes halfsies on presidential priorities with Pence.
Bought a single bottle of sauv blanc on the way home. May need to go back for popcorn and another bottle.
*One* bottle of wine? What were you thinking?
I was thinking this would be a route for Shrillery and I'd turn in early >_< If I'm making apologies to John and SIV tomorrow I'm going to do it hungover.
rout gorramit
It was a magnum.
I've got about eight magnums of reds stocked up right now, and four regular-sized Rieslings.
I had a bottle of viognier last night. I'm partial to dry whites. If the grocers down the street carried it I'd probably drink that for awhile.
President Trump.
President Clinton.
I can't even
Now I'm confused.
President Johnson.
I *can* even
Does that help?
The biggest thing on the Fox News feed right now is the countdown to the next poll closing, which is 35 minutes away. The countdown is bigger than the studio feed, which is the size of a thumbnail.
And some democrat senator talking about bipartisanship.
"And some democrat senator talking about bipartisanship"
Some D senator needs to be reminded of how that lying POS Obo was so accommodating toward R views.
To her, I'm sure that *is* bipartisanship.
Chron headline:
"Why women are wearing white to the polls"
Didn't have to click; 'vag-solidarity with the criminal!'
Mao-suits are the next fashion sensation.
Why are red states able to count votes so much faster than blue?
Lower population means fewer votes to count?
Lower populations, mostly.
I don't know about that. Florida has a hell of a lot more people than NH but they're almost done counting and NH has only 23% so far.
You can count a hell of a lot faster on meth. Not accurately though.
True.
I thought it was because New Hampsherites did everything old fashioned, like putting the paper ballots in wooden boxes and transporting them by oxcart to be counted.
The box is made of tin, I will have you know!
I assume Free Staters are somehow at fault.
Johnson at 4.3 pct in NH, not that great.
big cities - gotta find those extra votes in the trunks of officials cars
Gotta know just how many lost ballots you need to find
because the blue states have to hold the urban counties until they know how many votes they need?
Michigan: WTF
" is now giving Clinton just a 54 percent chance of winning the state "
Looks like the final votes in VA will push Clinton over the top.
Isn't this a state she should have won by 10%?
From 538's live updates: Harry Enten 9:28 PM
Trump's lead is down to a percentage point in Virginia, with 82 percent of the vote reporting. There are still enough votes outstanding for Clinton to make up this margin. But this doesn't look like the big lead that Clinton would have wanted. It looks like the race will be close.
And they updated with this:
"It's probably a bigger risk to Clinton than Pennsylvania."
That's a big deal.
I plan on ignoring you sage advice, Nate, and just defending the candidate I approve of.
You can ask President Gore and President Kerry (and President Dewey for that matter) about exit polls.
Nothing is more absurd than the number flogger patiently explaining to us that all the previous stuff they had been flogging turns out to be utterly meaningless.
Can this be the election after which everyone tells Nate to go fuck himself?
Ken Cuchinelli almost won the governor's race last election (and probably would have if he's gotten any money).
Trump's lead has gone from ~75000 to ~35000 in minutes.
Johnson's at 3% in the state, however.
OT: An acquaintance of mine found out I don't vote (after repeatedly badgering me to determine if I had early voted or when I was going to the pools). This MF has been nonstop texting me all day with all of the standard liberal guilt trip bullshit on the importance of voting, and I'm the last person he would have imagined that didn't vote, etc. I'd tell him to fuck off, but my wife is friends with this guy's wife, so advice on how to handle?
Send him a dick pic.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
We have a weiner!
*narrows gaze to shut*
And then send him an anus pic.
Anus pics are gonna be the dick pic of 2017. Calling it now.
Yes. Anus is the new dick.
It's hip to fuck bees!
J-Law was so ahead of her time!
These might encourage him. Maybe he's in the closet.
He should split the difference and send him a Taint pic
Upper or lower taint? Because if upper, he will really want to get some of the scrotum seam in there for context.
I am stealing scrotum seam. Thank you.
But I need it. It keeps my balls from falling out.
FTR, we call it the perineal raphe, by the by. 'Tis the main surgical landmark Dr. ZG is going to use to fix me, and in the Snip Snip, Cautery Cautery, in about a week or so.
Just lie. Tell him exactly what he wants to hear so that he drops the subject. Won't cost you anything.
Except your soul.
if he wants more people to vote, ask him if he will drive a trump voter to the polls so he can vote
Tell him you voted and tell your wife to lie about it. It's inconsequential either way.
He texted me literally all day today asking if I was going to vote before/during/after work so he knows I didn't vote today.
"You are part of the problem. Stop guilt tripping me lone a harpie and climb back up into your mother's ass." HTH
Advice:
Ok, I'm voting for Trump.
Tell him you would have voted Trump.
Tell him to fuck off. You are both already likely an embarrassment to your wives.
I resemble that remark
Try something subtle and friendly, like "Fuck you motherfucker!".
That's my normal greeting
I second Sugar Free.
"I'll pull your level if you pull mine."
Tell him you voted for Trump multiple times because no one ID'd you.
What the fuck?
I seriously agree with SugarFree. You need something to shut him up quick.
If Trump keeps the pink states on the NYT map, he has won.
usually blue votes come in later. Like how trump is up in VA but will probably lose
Yeah, 90% in, but he's still ahead, but slipping.
correct
I find it interesting that he's up almost 2 million in the popular vote. I know Cali is another country which should actually be in South America, but still, I find it surprising at this point.
WI flipped blue again. But that doesn't matter!
Cali hasn't reported anything in, I think.
Polls are still open for almost an hour here.
As I said up above, Mitt Romney had a similar lead around this time in 2012. When the west comes in, that popular vote lead vanishes.
Snap take: Media and Twitter-sphere wildly unprepared for possibility Trump wins. Good Lord.
If Trump pulls this out, what network will have the most fun meltdown? CNN or MSNBC?
I'm more hoping that Clinton would visibly break down during her concession speech and/or completely freak out because if she doesn't win this she's done.
Screech "why didn't I win by 15 points!?!"
She'll have smoke coming from her ears!
CNN
The 538 people are saying it is going to be close.
I've been saying it's going to be close for months. Amazing prognosticators are they not? Can we have homeless Freddie's take on this?
Dunno. That 310 Clinton EC vote prediction may have me getting out the Crow recipes.
You gotta throw it in the smoker for 12 hours for maximum tenderness
The Democrat Senator from West Virginia just announced that if it's a 50/50 Senate, he might switch to the Republican Party.
Link? Seems like a Stupid Party thing to do on midway through election night
Somebody said it on television.
I don't have a link.
Manchin? I'm not sure the Elephants would want him considering his daughter runs the company that jacked up the price of Epi-pens.
He may just be fishing for the Democrats to give him something to stay.
Dow futures are down 500 points.
http://www.cnbc.com/2016/11/08.....-race.html
Those are the prognosticators we should be paying attention to.
Wall Street invested a lot of money in Clinton. I'm sure they expected some big gains from what they would extract from her as President.
Gotta mention.
The street doesn't establish the prices. The just make money when people buy or sell.
The market is set by you and me. But not often me, since I don't buy and sell often.
Gah why are people voting taxes increases on themselves so that boondoggle choo-choos can be made
Fuck
Choochoo's are fun!
What's fun for cronies is fun for us ALL!
They are running a choo-choo on the voters
And from where I'm standing the caboose is nowhere in sight.
HM has you covered
"Clinton has below a 60 percent chance of winning in Pennsylvania and Michigan, the two most electoral-vote-rich states in that firewall. "
are you fucking serious? this isn't real.
The spine of socialism is about to have a gigantic pliers squeezed on its bullshit cadre of connectivity insults.
AC, I hope your crystal ball is as good as your poetry.
Buzz settling in. Will have to be in bed soon. If the Pumpkin King pulls off the upset I will unfortunately miss the meltdown:( Hopefully someone will create a highlight reel.
A bacon-magic Downfall scene would be fun too
You didn't take tomorrow off? What the fuck, JB?
I did so I don't have to hear anyone bitch and moan or be upset that I didn't vote
I'm so damn busy at work right now can't. I guess beats the alternative.
Someone has to pay Hillary's supporter's rent
CNN starting to sweat.
Wolf is doing everything in his power to reassure a Cankles victory
The Dow is down more than 500 points. We are entering full-blown panic mode.
I live in a college town should be worried about riots?
Stay away from safe spaces
The NYSE is closed. Are you thinking of the Nikkei?
Futures, baby.
BIG NEWS!
The banana bread I made is delicious.
Fucking A!
Banana bread is a good indulgence.
Tonight's only winner
Banana Is Bread Again
Bananas are gross and I'd rather eat Chicago style pizza
But banana bread is delicious. See the difference?
If Trump wins, I'm only eating Chicago style pizza for the next 4 years, or until my heart gives out - whichever happens first
You'll be eating that in Hell too
Bananas are either yellow or brown. Don't be a racist.
You know who ate bananas?
Caesar?
Harambe?
Dr. Zaius?
Not a fan.
Woody Allen?
I don't like bananas because they make my mouth itch but I am on #teambananabread. I always put coconut in mine.
Stock market doesn't like this at all:
http://www.investing.com/indic.....00-futures
yet Hillary somehow says on her website how she will go after wallstreet and the financial sector, and IMWITHHER eats it all up
She will go after them, to give her more donations, or else.
Maybe in those speeches she refused to make public she was telling the Wall Street execs that line was for the rubes.
I love this sort of stuff.
Time to buy folks. The market is trading on the uncertainty of Trump, and like it or not, a president is constrained from, oh, shutting down medicare overnight. Even if Trump does win, it will return to trend in a week or so.
Example: I lost exactly zero money in 2008; I didn't sell.
Wow. Funny.
Wonder if Trump is getting a "Bradley Effect"
Think we're calling that the "Brexit effect" now.
Donald Trump will mandate it being called the Trump effect if he wins.
Trump is winning Florida (drink) by more votes than are left to count.
Hillary can still summon the dead army? Right?
I think Anthony Weiner burned her copy of the Necronomicon Ex Mortis
Still "too close to call" on the networks though.
Assuming they don't "find" more votes.
The places of the huddlings of authentic Americans who ply long lives under the long suns and dark storms where fields empty into forever and dust rises under the sweat of their dreams and buildings are only erected to solve fucking problems and children are made to be loved... it is these places that deserve to own and resolve into sympathetic correction the fucking plastic emptiness of the citified deadend swathe tempests manipulated by political magicians acting lives filled with noxious empathy where their millionaire houses flaunt thick villages voting for salvation.
Outsiders are saviors of the insiders.
Johnson beating the spread in NC and FL, and I presume VA and NH
Michael Moore is on whatever I'm watching, and he's crying like a little bitch. I think he thinks Trump is winning.
I would pay for those tears and would flavor my morning eggs with them.
*quickly bottles some generic saline solution*
I've got some right here for sale. $20 per oz
Michael Moore tears are more oil than saline.
French fry grease?
Is he promising to move to Canada? Will Canada take him?
It could tip over if Moore moves too far over the continent's center of gravity.
"all these people are just voting for a Molotov cocktail, is an anti establishment vote. Well, they may be happy now, but wait a few months until they see what they get. I warned the Dems about Michigan and Florida, etc."
Paraphrase.
You're going to need to sweeten the pot a little bit for Canada to take that bloated sack of shit.
He's actually been saying for a while that he thought Trump had a really good chance.
Well, it's not surprising I missed that, since I ignore anything he has to say.
This alone, makes it all worth it.
Who lives in New Mexico? Younger Mexicans?
Newer Mexicans
Can I buy a narrow gaze?
Can I buy a narrow gaze?
Whatever happened to commenter Neu Mejican, anyways? He was something of a Tulpa nemesis.
Strange buildings cast in adobe molds and dropped fully completed across the spectrum of sandy times and birthed from a large pulsing mothership floating with a last name of Verdes.
538: Stating the obvious, but it's very hard for Clinton to win the Electoral College if she loses Michigan along with Ohio, North Carolina and Florida none of which look particularly safe for her right now.
John King loves touching Florida.
Dow futures are down 500 points.
http://www.cnbc.com/2016/11/08.....-race.html
Those are the prognosticators we should be paying attention to.
The Trump victory may not be real, but the uncertainty is--and it wasn't three hours ago.
MSNBC tomorrow: MANDATE! TECHNICALLY SHE HAS A MANDATE!:
She hasn't had a man date in a few decades.
So we should be paying attention to the people panicking with uncertainty.
We're paying attention to market signals when the market signals uncertainty.
I'm not watching. Python!
Like... coding? Or is that a not so elaborate metaphor...?
Ni!
Fun fact there is a Democrat running for state house in NC named Rich Nixon
Lets check in with JB's prog friends!
"I'm freakin out, man."
No "LOL"?
This actually made me laugh.
Exactly. Like that dickless dweeb ever Netlixes and chills.
Hillary pulls ahead in Virginia...
it was bound to happen
:[
Oh gawwwwwd.
Crusty brings the Nate update:
I'm glad she is sweating it out, but if it is that close this appalling election is never going to end.
I woke up so happy that today it would finally be over, but another week of sorting through the rubble would be delectable.
Can she survive the stress?
Note to government watchers the above is not a threat
I would bet that she'll have at least one scene with her inner circle that would make the Downfall bunker scene look like a picnic.
I have absolutely no doubt she has a medical protocol in place, should she lose. I am not entirely convinced she can physically, much less mentally, handle another loss.
Romney that shitty ultra white fuck lost by 8 bells a quad of 365's ago.
Well, the least shitty horror show is about to go full alchemy on the goddamn American political system and as much as this resilient eel robot boy called agile cyborg dislikes a police state president... his orange skinned jailhouse rock will be far less acidic than a fucking humongous sickly spider grandmother who smiles death daggers and bone chills.
"a fucking humongous sickly spider grandmother who smiles death daggers and bone chills."
I'm stealing that if I can remember it.
It's amazing how many Americans hate Hillary Clinton.
No it's not. It's amazing how many American tolerate her.
The fact that even 50% of Americans would vote for her, tells me that we're doomed.
I know.
It will probably amount to 30% of registered voters.
Not 50% of Americans.
And judging by her negatives rating, 2/3 of those are not voting for her, they're voting against Trump. 20 million votes or so actually for Hillary out of 325 million people - is that a mandate or what?
"It's amazing how many Americans hate Hillary Clinton."
Put it another way: It's amazing how many voters actually prefer Trump to her.
Trump has been handed crap by nearly every established 'news organization', openly in the case of CNN/Brazile. Less so otherwise, but no lack of bias.
Plus, he's done his damndest to keep digging that hole he's in for the last several months.
And here we are near half-way through the EC vote count and it is going to be a tight win for Clinton at best.
If that doesn't ring some bells for that hag, it's take a slap upside the head to get her attention.
GayJay is working on 2 million votes. He's at 1,600,000. Is that good?
Egg McMuffin has 104,000 votes.
I voted for McGriddle.
When does Utah close?
In just a few minutes.
My wife just started crying over the possibility of a Trump win.
This is going to be a longer night than I thought.
I know a number of people who will be totally freaked by a Trump. A friend is in the same boat you are.
My wife is cheering Trump on. And she's a 100% guaranteed Democrat vote, according to Democrats.
I'm cheering on media meltdown. After the obvious bias they displayed this election, it would be just deserts.
Remind her that this is a country of checks and balances, that Congress and the Supreme Court form a strong bulwark against tyranny, and that as a last resort the states can intervene on behalf of the citizenry to oppose whatever Tyrannous Trump wants to accomplish. And then remind her of that again when Clinton takes the mantle next January.
My wife just started crying over the possibility of a Trump win.
This is going to be a longer night than I thought.
JB,
You and I do not always - and perhaps it is the case that you and I do not often - agree.
As I've often stated on H&R (and especially elsewhere/in proximity of fellow voters), it is my opinion that it is very likely Donald Trump will lose this election by a significant margin.
If you think that my typed words will provide the lady in question with any comfort, please share them.
DerpCon. Level. 2!
The peso is down!
Good sign!
Physician assisted suicide passes in Colorado
So instead of moving to Canada they are going to check out.
Haha, still laughing at that one.
Lily at 3%!
OK, let's see what ya got, Utah.
BTW, how is Johnson doing vs. 5%?
2-3%
3% is what I predicted. More than last time because it's a shitty election but not 5% because Americans all have Stockholm syndrome.
He won't get close. GayJay will likely outperform my predictions of his failure but 5% was never more than a cuck's dream
You said he was going to get 0.5%. Hey this guy's a liar!
Trump too close to call in Nevada, but Hillary was +70,000 in early voting.
Me things MI will make everyone sweat but it'll turn out like Virginia, with all of the late votes in pushing Hillary to the Presidency
Yep. Once all the Detroit votes get counted, right into light blue on the maps.
Michigan voted for Romney.
Mike Lee beats the He-She
Someone fucking stop the earth until this shit is unwound into some discernible explosion of our souls!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Someone please unplug him and then plug him back in.
Fox projecting VA going to Cankles
It was closer than it should have been.
By .5%. She was up at least 5% in the polls.
I wonder how many years NC has left before it becomes a slightly blue state like VA
I think hatred of Hillary is driving a lot of Trump's support.
When Hillary is sitting around thinking her hated thoughts, sitting in her hated chair, eating her hated food, saying her hated things, I wonder if it ever occurs to her that hundreds of millions of Americans hate her.
What would we do without you?
I laughed, and i feel bad.
Duh, the lightbringer already told us that the only reason it's so close is because of sexism! Get with the program.
In all seriousness, I'm amazed it's so close despite the NeverTrumper movements. ReadyforHilary we ain't.
I learned something tonight. A little brandy after a few beers is quite nice.
"Sweet black baby Jesus."
I'm so happy I decided to watch CBS tonight.
Yahoo News a minute ago:
Donald Trump's margin in Florida: 105,000
Gary Johnson voters in Florida: 202,000
Jill Stein voters in Florida: 62,000
The time for finger-pointing has come.
I blame the hippies!
YES!!!!!!!
Excellent.
It's Happening!!
From our pal, Matt Yglesias.
Scott's response:
Nutpunch Balko:
*opera applause*
We're helping!
So if Trump pulls this off, who gets the blame? Sexism? Comey for the late hit? Misogyny? Sanders for talking smack about her? Sexism? Voter fraud? Not enough voter fraud? Misogyny? The right-wing media? Sexism? Those ungrateful blacks who didn't show up to support the Queen after all she done for them? Misogyny? It sure as hell ain't gonna be Hillary's fault she's an evil bitch everybody hates - probably sexism and misogyny.
All those and people who dared to vote 3rd party.
Yes.
EV-ERY-ONE!!!
You kidding? We are obviously to blame. Nader all over again.
Is NH really the key to the whole thing?
Is NH really the key to the whole thing?
I don't think so. Probably PA.
yeah - and sorry about the sqrlz
From 538 (all night with the 538s):
As go the White Mountains so goes America.
Racist!!!
Hillary has lost Florida. You heard it here first.
Well, it's no 2016 Cubs world series prediction from 1993.
Was that ever confirmed? I heard it was disputed. Too lazy to look it up, going for more booze.
I thought it was confirmed but same here...Too drunk.
Apparently it's real.
LOCK HER UP! LOCK HER UP! LOCK HER UP!
Guy on NBC calling Florida for Trump. Not NBC just whatever the guy name, Matt lauer? Is that the guy or somebody else?
Can they call Hawaii for Hillary yet?
I think they said name was Chuck Todd. Credit where due
Don't worry everyone! The Huffpo models have Hillary winning with a 98% chance of certainty!
The only thing 98% certain about HuffPo is that their next headline piece is going to be an abortive bowel movement.
Let's all remember that Trump has yet to actually win a single state he wasn't expected to.
You bet on horses for the pleasure of watching them run, not the certainty of watching them win.
Don't ruin it. I am staying up for tears and rending of garments
Exactly. So far, the red states are red, the blue states are blue, and the swing states are still swinging. Nothing has really happened yet.
This is about the panic, not the silly presidency.
Florida. I'm calling it for Trump
538: The presidential race in Michigan is too close to call. Our model now gives Clinton a 55 percent chance of winning; Trump now has a 44 percent chance.
hehehehehehe
Don't laugh, do you think you can refute that?
Yes.
One minute later Silver himself said Michigan is actually being updated to 50/50.
You got me there.
Random accessing future on the fucking decrepit collapse of today and the fine points coalesce within the normalized trajectory of whims balanced on a symmetry of atoms collected just yesterday in a jizzy basket of bullshit bounced from the deliberate musing of swaying alternate realities photographed on an old camera found in a chest from a fucking Vivian with the greatest shot of lost introversion lived of shadows spilled on deathly cunt triangles.
Trump's lead in North Carolina, Ohio, Michigan, and Florida has grown consistently thus far. Can you taste the leftists' tears of anguish?
Senator Burr wins reelection early and handily in the Tar Heel State. That was supposed to be an all-night nail-biter.
TRUMP will win NC
Fuck Burr. I didn't vote, but him and Deborah Ross both suck
I could really go for some banana bread right now.
banana bread does not fly, Adans
Oh yes it does. You have not tasted my banana bread, Agile.
Well's makes banana bread beer. Just throwing that out there.
It's been a while since I had it, but I remember it being pretty good.
The voices of fingers scratching their ways from a hundred million dungeons is about to break above the lip.
This is my kind of election-night commentary.
Always scrabble, scrabble, scrabble, eh, Mr. Fingers?
I love you
My main thought for tonight...Trish Regan is hot.
Seconded.
And Charles Payne is a pretty smart guy.
I saw Megan Kelly for the first time the other night.
Wood
No question about it, Vince!
Only with a shovel. And a garden weasel. And a leaf rake. Possibly a mattock also.
Trish Regan has a mouth that utters soft comets injected with the DNA of lightning cowboys and Jupiter Asians wearing only quantum bikinis...
I saw, I conquered, I came.
I think the state I'm actually most surprised at right now is Wisconsin.
The criminal is bleeding from her whatever!
Hurrah!
The NYT electormometer is indicating Trump electoral college victory 286, HC +1.5% pop vote. Fun times ahead.
Welcome to another four years of talking about how terrible the EC is and no other civilized place does anything like this will of the people blah blah blah blah.
Basically, "California and New York should be the only two places who get to decide anything."
They shouldn't? Then why do all the cool people live there?
FWIW Texas and Florida have more people than New York.
I get it though... the obvious divide in this country is "city" v "country".
Pretty sure this is going to be the first 1K comment thread since Mary got her sorry ass tossed, lo these many years ago.
Pretty sure one of the Gamergate articles got over a thousand due to external traffic jumping in.
What gets someone thrown off of here? Anything short of a credible death threat seems to be allowed.
Mary was apparently a very special kind of crazy. She's why you have to register to post comments.
Sugarfree's allowed to run free, HM has posted video of a guy fucking a snake, a year or two ago me and another guy posted pictures and gifs of body-modified genitalia and a guy pulling a crowbar out of his dick. Apparently we can get away with anything.
I'm told Mary kept diving in with different handles from different IP addresses. Pretty sure it was her attempts at hiding that got her tossed.
Other than that, who knows? I've pissed a lot of people off and have yet to get any sort of warning.
There's also a little matter about an alleged sheep-fucker who may or may not specialize in aviation law.
She was rather, annoying.
Make America Gambol Again!
Johnson closing in on 2 million votes, holding around 3 percent.
Seems like a lot of the soft Johnson support went to Trump at the last minute.
Was Scott Adams right?
Also, you said soft Johnson
If Johnson had been pumped more it would have had been harder.
i.e. exactly what happens every year. Most people who tell a pollster they're voting Libertarian really mean "I'm voting Republican; I'm just not happy about it"
Looks like Weld's disloyalty backfired.
Time to resume my marathon streaming of Grimm season 5. I only paused because the internets is so bogged down that it quit streaming.
Come to think of it, Hildog does resemble some of the characters on that show right before they rip out the throats of the innocent...
Of course I voted for "Silent" Cal Coolidge. I was born a Coolidge man and I'll die a Coolidge man!
I choose not to run!
The Sevo exercise plan.
I take no joy in any of this.
Hey! We broke 1000 comments. You should take joy in that.
I was supposed to get a bottle of Scotch if Clinton won. Now it seems like I'll have to pony up.
I was also hoping for an opposition Senate regardless of who won.
I just hope Trump is as disinterested in actually governing as he seems.
I'm starting a GoFundMe to get Comey a remote starter for his car
The Chron has 47% (C) - 49% (T) popular vote; that leaves 4% for 'other'.
I wonder how everyone is going to try and save face after Trump wins with all the "HILLARY IS INEVITABLE" talk they've been spewing. Especially The Jacket after his article today specifically saying Trump's guaranteed to lose.
Virginia's at 94 percent, and Trump's losing by 0.7 percent. Swing, Virginia. SWING.
Ah, Virginia is for losers.
I hear the northern areas in Virginia have a tendency to fuck it up for the rest of the state each time there's an election. Partition the damned state, and be done with it.
How many electoral lawsuits by tomorrow morning? anyone offering odds on that?
Lots and lots I hope. I want as much divisiveness and hatred of the other side as there can possibly be.
Lots and lots I hope. I want as much divisiveness and hatred of the other side as there can possibly be.
Lots and lots I hope. I want as much divisiveness and hatred of the other side as there can possibly be.
Lots and lots I hope. I want as much divisiveness and hatred of the other side as there can possibly be.
If Trump wins, Scott Adams will be hailed as the political pundit of the decade.
Adams had Trump winning in a landslide. If her narrowly wins, that doesn't exactly make him look like an oracle.
NBC calls Ohio for Trump
NBC calls Ohio for Trump
No surprise there again.
But... I dunno. Is Cuyahoga county in yet?
My favorite political headline so far tonight
(and a microcosm of all the political reporting this year) =
Looks Like Donald Trump's Claims Of Widespread Vote-Rigging Were Lies
There were reports of voter intimidation, but nothing as bad as Democrats feared.
ah, one person's political paranoia is "LIES!!", the other has "Reasonable Fears"
Ohio goes for Trump.
Ken Schulz was right!
We'll see if he's right about CA and HI, though.
TOO SOON TO CALL THEM
538 bot: The presidential races in Wisconsin and Pennsylvania are too close to call. Our model now gives Clinton a 51 percent chance of winning; Trump now has a 48 percent chance.
"538 bot"
Elon Musk was right. The robots took'r jobs.
Trump at 80% chance to win on Stossel's betting website:
https://electionbettingodds.com/
Stock Market Futures dropped 600 pts.
Looks like we're going to have a President Trump.
I hope you all relish the sweet, sweet tears of your liberal friends, even if you can't be happy with either winning.
If Trump wins, the sweetest tears will be Nate Silver's.
Can we get to 2000 posts?
Perhaps.
Perhaps we could reply to each other?
I mean reply to ourselves.
Hi !
+ 1
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Hi!
You're saying there's a chance?
Depends on if the squirrels can keep up.
I'm betting that if Hillary loses, 2k will fly by in no time on the way to 3k. Otherwise, nothing much more to see here.
Well, since you asked I've logged in to post my dribble...
Cool.
I just learned Steve Winwood was a white, English guy.
Not sure if serious....
Dumbasses raised the minimum wage. Fucking idiots
Maybe Colorado is full of misanthrope who just want to give their food orders to machines?
fuck, really?
Maybe Colorado is full of misanthropes that would rather deal with machines than people?
538 bot: Trump wins Ohio. Our model now gives him a 55 percent chance of winning the election.
Oh boy!
Ohio called for Trump
Looks like it will come down to whether Trump overperformed in the Rust Belt enough to win at least one usually blue state. Pretty good chance Clinton wins the popular vote while losing the electoral college.
I find it funny how Nate Silver went from being the liberal darling when the polls more clearly favored Clinton to public enemy #1 when his model showed a much greater chance of Trump winning than the others, and now all the liberals who criticized him for overestimating Trump look like idiots.
Think they'll apologize to him?
Correct. He is honest, and therefore will be hated by the leftie maniacs.
Why don't you just molest him if you're so in love with him.
As do all the people who put so much stock in polling over the last few months.
For the record, I made it clear (I posted about it this weekend, not sure if you saw) that the polls were close enough by the the end of the race that Trump had a real shot. I thought Silver's model of the election was much more accurate than Sam Wang's, who had Clinton with a 99% chance.
With California's votes not counted yet, it seems there's a pretty good chance Clinton will win the popular vote. It's really coming down to Trump winning the tossup states (NC, FL) plus potentially enough of the Rust Belt.
...
...
are you not at all aware of how ridiculous you sound?
Decision Desk calls Ohio, Florida, Missouri and North Carolina for Trump. At this rate he just needs one more rust belt state or Nevada and New Hampshire to pull it out.
Nate Silver has a Trump win at 55%!
Silver is a closet Trumpet!
http://fivethirtyeight.com/liv.....-coverage/
They have Trump at 273 electoral votes.
This is unreal.
I thought Trump had to win in both Pennsylvania and Florida to win, but if he takes Michigan, that changes everything.
Maybe they know it's really going to Clinton, but are doing a whole carrot and stick thing so that the rabid sycophants keep staying tuned? Spooky
My favorite Twitter feeds tonight are the Reason gals, past and present. Really relishing all the sass on libertarian feeds, especially as progressives panic while Johnson beats the spread. Highly entertaining.
Also, I'm apparently getting tipsy, because I typed "feed tonights" above.
Robby Soave: Trump is winning, but so is assisted suicide, so it all balanced out.
Fuck Robby!
Rico needs to be in that ad with the little drummer boy.
Hillary won CO.
Yeah, fucking liberals ruined Cali, said, we can't live here, it sucks! Let's move to Colorado! Proceed to vote libtard and ruin Colorado.
OT: A lil' somethin' somethin' for Twilight fans.
Still a better love story than Weiner and Huma.
Is Hillary prepping her followers for a loss?
Looks like it will come down to whether he can overperform in the midwest enough to nab a usually blue state.
I find it funny how Nate Silver went from liberal darling when the polls more clearly favored Clinton to being trashed by them when he gave Trump a much better chance of winning than other models, and now his liberal critics who were sure he overestimated Trump look like idiots.
Hi everybody. What the fuck is even happening? Can Trump actually win?
GayJay is pulling an underwhelming 2% here in my home state, the Glorious Commonwealth of Pennsylvania. I was hoping he'd hit 4%.
Oh well. The Pens won, but Connor McDavid is unbelievably fast. The Oilers are going to be a fun team to watch for the next few years.
What in the actual fuck is happening?
Who knows at this point. Is this real life?
Not that I like Trump, but a Hillary win would be 100% depressing. A Trump win at least comes with liberal tears and MSM meltdowns.
I feel like I had made peace with the familiar kind of depression a Hillary Presidency would represent. This Trump thing, while lulztastic as you say, is a new kind of depressing?
It's definitely gonna be bad overall, but in all honestly, I find the everyday, quotidian, ho-hum corruption of Hillary and the general public's acceptance of it to be extremely soul-crushing.
But maybe the general public isn't willing to accept it any more? That makes me feel pretty good, really.
Of course by Thursday I'm ready to hate Trump with renewed vigor. And my life won't change any: I'll continue doing whatever the fuck I want and doing my best to make sure now asshole government busybody appartchik finds out about it.
Looks like it will come down to whether he can overperform in the midwest enough to nab a usually blue state.
I find it funny how Nate Silver went from liberal darling when the polls more clearly favored Clinton to being trashed by them when he gave Trump a much better chance of winning than other models, and now his liberal critics who were sure he overestimated Trump look like idiots.
I blame the squirrels.
Blame Flyover Countree instead
Walls of throats utter fields Feynman drew on blackboards on Brazil, bitches. I just wish the genius whore knew he was drawing all my fab contemps with all their capes and atomic slivers.
Walls of throats utter fields Feynman drew on blackboards on Brazil, bitches. I just wish the genius whore knew he was drawing all my fab contemps with all their capes and atomic slivers.
You can say that again, whatever it was.
Is it still too early to even hope that I'll be tasting Hillary's tears?
Hillarys tears are gigantic fingers probing your anal cavity with a delight only experienced by a bored 85 year-old grandmother singing songs about Nevada whilst spinning pies from her rural valley, brother.
Looks like Virginia voted for Clinton. Fucking DC.
DC overlfow which is NOVA.
All my neighbors in limousine liberal horse-farm country (CVille/Albemarle) voted for her as well. :/
over 2 million!
Libertarian moment?
If Trump wins this, I may not stop laughing for weeks.
They're gonna have to put me in a rubber room.
I'm gonna laugh myself insane at all those fucking fruit sushi SJWs.
I'll start denouncing Trump once I stop laughing, but that may not until January.
I thought you were already in a rubber room.
I'll see you in that room.
CNN is calm at the moment. Any panic over MSNBC?
Whatever ultimately happens, I think this pic sums up the night well.
Dow futures down 700.
Poor little rent seekers.
Drain wall street.
NYT's tracker now forecasts a Trump victory with over 280 electoral votes.
Holy shit.
They're also forecasting a Clinton popular vote victory. Ugh, the "thinkpieces"...
"TRUMP DIDN'T GET A MANDATE! IMPEACH!!!"
NYT: 88% likely trump
Where the fuck is John??? I'm now prepared to subscribe to his newsletter...
I was thinking the same thing.
I think he's got a family to take care of, but he probably also anticipates abuse if Trump loses.
Let's face it, Shrike, Tony, American Socialist, they all want a piece of John.
We live in a world and elections where either John will be happy, or Tony will be happy, but you will not be happy.
If that fucking asshole was right all along...
Waiting until tomorrow morning probably, like most sane people.
DU was "hacked" earlier today.
Putin strikes again, or they were using Hillary's old servers
There's apparently no stopping the Trumputin.
538 bot: Clinton wins Virginia. Our model now gives her a 52 percent chance of winning the election.
I love the language used. Our model guess now gives her a 52 percent chance of winning the election.. Science!
The presidency rests on the shoulders of uneducated voters in Michigan and Wisconsin? Smoke 'em if you 'em.
NYT is still predicting that PA goes Trump. If that happens along with either WI or MI, this election is over for HRC.
So...Bradley Brexit Trump Effect?
Oh, dkos...
YUMMY YUMMY
Looks like I'll have to just straight up deactivate my Facebook. The likely electoral college/popular vote split is going to be a nightmare to hear about for the next few months...
According to some random blonde on Fox, apparently Trump is getting 50% of union votes (I assume that's private sector union). That makes Michigan and Pennsylvania and Wisconsin(?) true tossups.
What is Obama doing right now?
Smoking. In a federal building, in violation of federal law.
Whatever Valerie Jarrett tells him to do.
Planning his golf vacations and his speaking engagements with Goldman Sachs to see if he can get a tax write off
Hanging himself.
These walls have ghosts that flit in and out among the horde shrieks of strong gods and goddesses stripping tall trees of their leaves and limbs and then forming all this shit into shiny metal spaceships with huge signs pasted on their sides stating FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKING GOVERNMENT I HATE YOU THE WORLD OVER BECAUSE YOU KILL HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS AND NEVER GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ANYTHING BUT YOUR OWN SHIT LIVES....
ooh, ok... hmm..... may liberty be an eagle tonite? fuckya
There is over a 50% chance pussy grabbing will become legal!
FINALLY!
I want to juggle you, bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's begun.
"If Trump wins, blame the men."
I didn't vote for him, but now I'm going to lie and say I did.
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Computar!
Since we're entertaining the idea that Trump can win, it's time to revisit a favorite question of mine: Who will be the first pundit to argue against a transition of power in January?
Related: Will Clinton accept the results? Claim it was rigged?
So, how amusing are the next four to eight years going to be? I think this'll be extremely funny, watching all those progie heads exploding. Wonder if anyone will actually fulfill those ridiculous "move out of country if he wins" promises?
What the fuck happened in FL? Did the one old guy who counts the votes in some swamp, fall over and die? Why the fuck have they not called that? 99% of the votes are in.
That's our Florida! [wacky music]
Ryan Greenberg
?@greenberg
OH MY GOD VERIZON ELECTION NIGHT IS THE WORST TIME FOR THIS ADVERTISEMENT.
LOL
Apparently NYT just said the chance of Trump winning is 91%.
Jeez. I've entered bizarro America.
FOX NEWS's Bret Hume stated NYT predicts 91% chance Trump wins.
I called it at 9:30.
Since we're entertaining the idea that Trump can win, it's time to revisit a favorite question of mine: Who will be the first pundit to argue against a transition of power in January?
Related: Will Clinton accept the results? Claim it was rigged?
Van Jones.
Yeah, he'll demand a do-over
A question so nice, they asked it twice.
There is no way the Clintons accept the results.
So, is Hillary going to pull out a last minute Virginia in all the other toss up states?
CNN's attitude has shifted. The woman in white, who is a fervent anti-Trumper based on my previous watching, is now rationalizing what is happening.
Hillary is 400 votes away from coming in 3rd in Utah.
God bless those crazy Mormons!
So, uh, hey guys, what's up?
Of course there's still all those "lost" ballots that will need to be counted in the coming weeks, 90% of which, strangely, will be for Hillary.
Reason commentariat, call it for me. I'm pretty drunk and I have to go to work in about 6 hours. I'm about to turn in. what's the verdict?
How's the vertigo?
If the room is spinning, no porn.
Reason commentariat, call it for me. I'm pretty drunk and I have to go to work in about 6 hours. I'm about to turn in. what's the verdict?
You lose, I lose, we all lose for all of time.
Sleep tight.
It'll suck if/when he's actually in office, but... I just keep spontaneously laughing. This is hilarious.
Twitter is a sight to behold.
Reason commentariat, call it for me. I'm pretty drunk and I have to go to work in about 6 hours. I'm about to turn in. what's the verdict?
McMullin is in second in utah.
Of course there's still all those "lost" ballots that will need to be counted in the coming weeks, 90% of which, strangely, will be for Hillary.
hmm. Ron Johnson beat Russ Feingold in Wisconsin......
interesting.
All the Eurotrolls on my wife's Facebook feed are flailing in abject terror at Trump's progress. It's unbelievably satisfying to watch them wail.
I'm in shock, honestly. I was sure this election had been rigged for Clinton a long time ago.
Trump is up almost 3 million votes in the popular vote. Holy fuck.
Trump takes Florida.
Trump - 197.
Clinton - 131.
Darnit. Reason is starting to crash.
Yep. More than 1000 posts is too much for this bed and breakfast.
The Squirrels are all drunk
Clinton's lead in Pennsylvania is narrowing at a steady pace.
ROFL.
Trump wins North Carolina.
Holy shit!! The douche might win???
(Or is he the turd sandwich? I can never tell...)
It's canon that Trump is the douche, Hilldog is the turd sandwich.
Trump wins. Trump wins.
It was rigged I tell ya.
Rigged.
This is gonna be so much fun watching the media suck their own dicks trying to explain this.
Trump wins. Trump wins.
It was rigged I tell ya.
Rigged.
This is gonna be so much fun watching the media suck their own dicks trying to explain this.
Fox (or Krauthammer, at least) is acting like Trump has won. CNN is searching for Hillary votes on their touchscreen.
LOL.
McMullin overtakes Clinton in Utah by five votes.
LOL.
The Squirrelpocalypse has begun!
Move over bald eagle, Pepe is America's new symbol.
Fucking shut your fucking mouth. One benefit to seeing Trump crash and burn was seeing the end of that stupid fucking meme.
Dicks out for Harambe!
AND THAT ONE
DUMB FUCKING KIDS
I still don't even understand the meme.
Having your dick out is gansta rap for brandishing your gun.
It was taken from a meme about people overreacting to a gorilla being shot and applied to BLM overreacting to a thug being shot.
It was making fun of BLM going apeshit over a thug who was shot.
ColoradoCare fails
Best news of the whole election, to be honest.
I caught a momentary vacant stare from Rachael Maddow. Her eyes keep flashing with terror. It's so wonderous. Every now and then they dart around almost like she's wondering where she is right now. Mwhahahahaha!!
And Republicans lock up a Senate majority.
Good chance Republicans control all of Congress and the Presidency at this point.
The GOP is dead everyone.
I'm not saying it's over but can you imagine the Downfall scene in Hillary's bunker right now?
I picture it more like one adviser walks in at a time, door closes, and a muffled shot is heard. Huma opens the door and beckons the next sycophant in...
Nate Silver on 538: I haven't looked at where the votes are distributed, but Clinton is winning Maryland by 27 points, New York by 32 points and Massachusetts by 26 points. That's a lot of people voting who won't do her any good in the Electoral College.
Moaning about the Electoral College already, eh?
I'm not saying it's over but can you imagine the Downfall scene in Hillary's bunker right now?
MOAR CELEBRITY FIGHT SONG KARAOKE
Best Celebrity Tweet (once declared Trump victory):
Patton Oswalt
? ?@pattonoswalt
#Election2016 update: Driving to Barstow and paying a trucker to punch me unconscious.
Trump's leads in New Hampshire, Wisconsin, and Michigan are growing.
This is incredible.
In preparation for the ass fucking we are all about to receive, I am drinking screwdrivers tonight! Only three in but I have a quart so that is at least two more drinks!
Vodka Dews here - that's like a screwdriver.
Cheers Rhywun! I have some beers too just in case it is a late night.
Bulleit. Straight.
time to melt all this heaven and hell into a goddamn new fucking future bitch
MOAR CELEBRITY FIGHT SONG KARAOKE
MOAR CELEBRITY FIGHT SONG KARAOKE
MOAR CELEBRITY FIGHT SONG KARAOKE
Fricken California.
MOAR CELEBRITY FIGHT SONG KARAOKE
MOAR CELEBRITY FIGHT SONG KARAOKE
MOAR CELEBRITY FIGHT SONG KARAOKE
MOAR CELEBRITY FIGHT SONG KARAOKE
Woah x 9
C'mon "No Electoral College Victory"!
time to melt all this heaven and hell into a goddamn new fucking future bitch
Tobacco tax increase in Colorado fails
If Trump wins, what people are going to find is that--excuse me--but I've been right all along about registered Democrats hating their own party leadership--for being social justice warriors, etc.
The progressives that run the Democratic Party have been demonizing the white, blue collar, middle class for eight years. The progressive hate them for being racist because they're white, stupid for being unwilling to sacrifice their standard of living for global warming, homophobic for being Christian, etc., etc.
The problem with that is that the white, blue collar, middle class is the base of the Democratic Party!!!
It will come as a big shock to progressives, but demonizing your own base doesn't necessarily translate into election wins.
Now the progressives have built an exclusive Democratic Party. If you're not LGBTQI, a Muslim, a radical environmentalist, a feminist, an illegal alien, or part of Black Lives Matter, then why should you vote for a Democrat?
And more than 80% of America isn't any of those things.
Wolf just called CA a "huge" win for Hillary.
Yes, Wolfie, nobody knew which way Cali would go.
I was surprised. I really thought Bernie was going to win the write in vote.
"Yes, Wolfie, nobody knew which way Cali would go."
Well, I live here and I was.......................
underwhelmed.
Let the pantsuit shitting begin
She's wearing a diaper, Nick.
This is still down to PA folks. No way around that.
I'm not sure - he wins NH, Iowa, Nevada, he wins 270-268
I'm not sure - he wins NH, Iowa, Nevada, he wins 270-268
If Trump wins we get our white women back!
But no Irish!
NYT now has Trump win at greater than 95%. I have no respect for either candidate, but it's fucking funny to watch a Clinton get her comeuppance.
Amen, amen, amen!
My pants are still off, bitches.
I LOL'd at this! You started off being staunchly anti-gabardine, and starched...errr....staunch, you remain.
Time to melt all this shit into a new future, bitches
I can't wait until 2020, when Hillary struggles her way into her Rebel scooter, oxygen tank strapped to the back, to try it again. As long as there's breath left in that body, she's going to run. She cannot NOT be the First Woman President.
Can you run as a convicted felon?
Eugene Debs did, of course he *shouldn't* have been convicted, while Hillary probably *should* but won't.
yes, you just can't vote as one.
Joseph Ganim won as a convicted felon.
Trump's America will be the greatest era for free speech. We will all just run our mouths however we want. God bless Murica!!!
Suffocate on his big patriotic cock haters!
The world might be panicking but I bet Putin is laughing his ass off right now.
Who the FUCK cares. Agile would have tied his fucking ass up and sent him up into space as a Russian Monkey saving comets for Orthodox Catholics.
FUCK the emoji wolf on the cnn blood cave-in
FUCK the emoji wolf on the cnn blood cave-in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAd3ALa--gg
Megyn Kelly looks like blood might start shooting out of her eyes and her...... you know.
I wonder where Dipshit Dave Weigel is right now by the way. I know you're reading all this right now Davey boy. Show yourself, you fucking pussy.
North Carolina projected for Trump.
And I'm calling Wisconsin for Trump, which is yuuuuge
CNN the Vine of today's nubiles- hurk
So much for that permanent Democrat majority. Maybe next time.
I don't really see how Trump wins at this point. All of the states left are light blue to deep blue. Nevada, Wisconsin, Michigan, Pennsylvania. Trump has to have PA to even have a chance.
What are NYT and these other fucksticks doing? The polls are closed, you fucking hacks. Shut up.
538: Trump wins North Carolina. Our model now gives him a 61 percent chance of winning the election.
Trump is winning Nevada, Wisconsin and Michigan. Nobody saw that coming. He doesn't need PA any more.
As of 11:47 Central, with 96.5% of the precincts in, Trump's winning PA 48.82 to 47.61.
He's got a 3.5 point lead with 69% of the vote in AZ. He's got a 1% margin with not quite 80% of the vote in MI.
He's leading WI by 3.4 points with 90 percent of the precincts in. He's leading NH by 700 votes with around 83 percent in.
He's 3 back in ME with about 75 of the vote in, but he'll probably win that one district.
I bet he's lost both NV and CO, which is surprising.
All told, it's not gift wrapped for him yet, and who knows what lawsuits will come down the road, but I think he's probably going to win this thing.
Enjoy it while it lasts, GOP, because I don't think it will very long.. I don't think blue collar ex-union guys are going to vote for you forever. And I'm betting that increased Hispanic immigration is responsible for AZ, TX, and NC being as close as they were.
Still, this is pretty fucking fantastic. Back to reading various leftys jumping off the ledge...
CNN the Vine of today's nubiles- hurk
Was this the last 1000+ comment thread?
http://reason.com/blog/2015/06.....les-speech
Looks like this will beat it
Ah, fond memories of my 4-month sabbatical.
Bad new for AZ - looks like MJ legalization failed (narrowly, 53-47%) and the Min Wage increase/mandatory paid sick leave won. So we got boned this time around by illiterate morons.
And c'mon Democrats - take the Senate you useless bastards. Do not give the GOP control of both the Legislative and Executive.
Establishment Republican control of Congress might as well be a different party from a President Trump.
Was this the last 1000+ comment thread?
http://reason.com/blog/2015/06.....les-speech
Looks like this will beat it
To quote Fist of Etiquette:
I don't recall any exclamation points.
Was this the last 1000+ comment thread?
http://reason.com/blog/2015/06.....les-speech
Looks like this will beat it
GRRR. Sorry for the multiple posts.
It's not your fault!
Squirrels: the reason why threads grow exponentially.
If I were Trump, and I won this?
The first thing I did after my acceptance speech was put out a press release warning the FBI and the Justice Department not to destroy any evidence.
James Comey may have gotten out of bed and be on his way into the office to start shredding documents as I'm typing.
I can hear it. I can feel it.
The gnashing of the teeth. The weeping of the top men.
As for you, Mr. Weld - you chose poorly.
Let the salty ham tears run down as waters, and butthurt as a mighty stream!
Soundtrack of prog dread:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBv1kZAZA0Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLCuL-K39eQ
America's hero Anthony Weiner gallantly rides his valiant steed around Dick Pic Rehab Ranch, content with the knowledge that he had heroically performed his Trump-ordered duty by courageously slaying the evil, robotic bitch.
Purola murican dishemoji- FUCKING Juggler Crusty the Super Murican Fly Spy!!!! on a bologna sandwich island surrounded by tall waving gardens and the odd shit jingle burgers our juggler brings to da game, right? yea whatevs you fucking lost eels... paralyzed on the garden of killing progs.... sweet juice beets let us roll.....
Anthony is going to have a convenient accident, Monte Crusto. You watch.
WI: Trump +2.6% 60% in.
UT: called for Trump.
Let's go to 2000,it'll be a HUUUGGEE. night
The engine cannae handle tha' much pressure, captain!
They brought in extra squirrels in preparation.
Attitude on both CNN and Fox is that Trump is going to take this.
Does anyone here think Trump actually has a chance of winning? Seriously. I think there's some chance, like maybe 30%.
Looks like he can
The tables have turned.
Hillary has to run the table.
If she misses on one of the too close to call states, she loses.
It used be that way for Trump.
Now it's that way to Hillary.
The probability is pro-Trump.
O Fortuna
velut luna
statu variabilis,
semper crescis
aut decrescis;
vita detestabilis
nunc obdurat
et tunc curat
ludo mentis aciem,
egestatem,
potestatem
dissolvit ut glaciem.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00YI0OlQQ6s
Canadian immigration site has crashed
WE'RE BEING OVER RUN! NOT ENOUGH LACROSSE, BROOM BALL AND HOCKEY STICKS TO PUSH THEM BACK!
Quick use the ringettes!
We can now expect Kamala Harris in the Senate. May she be run out of office.
I have two pairs of sweet Onitsuka Tiger kicks coming in on Thursday. Lookin' forward to that.
Are you black?
Sorry. I should've said Thor's Day.
THE SIMPSONS IS THE ONE TRUE PROPHET.
Nate Silver 11:09 PM
North Carolina, which ABC News just called for Trump, is the first really big shoe to drop against Clinton, since it deprives her of her best backup plan if she loses a Midwestern or Rust Belt state. Now Clinton has to run the table in Michigan, Wisconsin and Pennsylvania. She could wind up losing several swing states by just 1 to 3 percentage points, losing just a little bit too much ground in the Midwest, and not making up quite enough in the Southeast.
These eyes cry every night for you
These arms long to hold you again
The hurtin's on me, yeah
But I will never be free, no, my baby, no, no
You gave a promise to me, yeah
And you broke it, you broke it, oh, no
/sparks lighter. Fucken-a, eh?
I am just trying to bring the comment count up.
TRY HARDER, PRIVATE
Well, I guess now we know what Obamas legacy is gonna be. Approximately nobody will see it as an example of the danger of overreach though.
Reddit is saying the entire Season 7 of Game of Thrones has been leaked online. If Trump wins GRRM is going to have a fucking heart attack and never finish the series.
Trump 300 - Clinton 249 is the way its looking now.
It's gonna be Jesusland all over again:
Can the Donald win without PA?
Yep.
Nevada, Utah, Arizona, Wisconsin, Michigan, North Carolina, and New Hampshire are all swaying towards Trump. If he secures those, he gains 68 electoral votes, which comfortably assures him the Presidency. Fuck Pennsylvania.
I turned on MSNBC
they're desperately trying to craft a narrative as to why "people don't behave like polls told them to"
Its something about how "its not about Trump, its about Anti-Washington".
But they can't seem to square that with the fact that GOP incumbents are all being left in office.
They answer they don't seem to come to is that they were part of the problem, and that all the media-hammering produced an outcome the opposite of what was intended.
A lot of such folks cannot accept that much of the country is either conservative or is really unhappy with Democratic leadership. Even after 2014, tons of them still talked about demographics leading to GOP ruination.
Nevada, Utah, Arizona, Wisconsin, Michigan, North Carolina, and New Hampshire are all swaying towards Trump. If he secures those, he gains 68 electoral votes, which comfortably assures him the Presidency. Fuck Pennsylvania.
The first clue that weirdness was afoot was Indiana. Indiana was polling +6 to +10 for Trump and he won by 20.
EAT SHIT AND DIE, CUCKS
EAT SHIT AND DIE, CUCKS
Damn guy, looks like you were right.
Right about what?
Sorry.
A Trump win doesn't change your position as a juvenile pest. Fuck off.
You've earned your gloat, Cock-Fighting Man.
Shhh, he is balls deep in a rooster cloaca right now.
No real panic yet on CNN. Come on! I'm waiting!
EAT SHIT AND DIE, CUCKS
It boggles the mind that the Democrats honestly thought that running someone who was going to be under investigation for the majority of her campaign was a good idea. It speaks to just how entrenched the Clinton camp is in the DNC that nobody expressed any dissent. Biden was never going to run, but if he had, I have to imagine he wouldn't have had Hillary's problems with rural voters
Anyone ready to take the dive and call FL?
I've been calling Fla Trump for at least an hr
Hyperion called FL for Troomp an hour or so ago upthread, mon amie Rufus.
Does anyone know who makes the classic shade of gold paint, because that White House needs a new paint job.
Classic is crusty juggler penis sperm billowing onto the governmental stations in all its gemlike glory...
oh shit, man... did you say- gold? fuck I thought you came gems and deep jades... fuck
Classic is crusty juggler penis sperm billowing onto the governmental stations in all its gemlike glory...
oh shit, man... did you say- gold? fuck I thought you came gems and deep jades... fuck
The bleed out happens...
the hell spawn of Clinton Bush rat guts are about to die off in American ghettoes....
The neck cut killing the Clintron Bush duality and burying their soiled hell into lost forever is on the verge of happen
Trump is up by 7 pts in WA. WA hasn't gone for a GOP prez since 1984.
King County not reporting yet
I find an ancient yard vac in a back closet at work. Said "wow, that would be nice to have running" so i looked at it. Gas tank was empty, good cause no bad gas, bad because dry gaskets. Been sitting at least eight years.
Put in gas . Started right up. Immediately died. Tried to rebuild/clean carb without new gaskets. Of course it didn't work.
Said, " my Time is valuable, don't send me rebuild gaskets, gimme me new carb and new lower air filter basket, and gasket rebuild kit." Took me 30 minutes to put it on. Started right up, had to adjust throttle. BAM! That's how you get things done, Hillary, you lazy hag.
I need to practice that method.
Is easier if someone else is paying for parts
well done!
I'm watching "Too Cute!" on Animal Planet.
Lmao. So am I.
Time to assassinate with votes the hell of clintons and their bush tails....
Freddie DeBoer, the self-styled public-intellectual constantly trying to save the left from itself, provides an analysis which i finally agree with (for once) =
He's right as fuck
"I am honest to god begging you guys, John Oliver and Lena Dunham are fucking killing you and you have no goddamn idea, please stop it"
LD could kil a free lunch in Paris. There is nothing that woman says which is worth the bandwidth it uses.
Fuck off LD and that other guy.
He is. Dems can't smug their way into winning by calling people racists and on 2A.
You are too hard on guys like DeBoer and Silver - they could be wrong (although Silver explains why he was wrong wrong) but they are not intellectually dishonest, which sets them apart from the vast majority of political pundits.
Oh, i don't put them either in the same basket as others at all.
My beef (sort of) with each is entirely different.
w/ Silver, its that i think people fetishize "Data Experts".... not a problem of his own creation, but sort of an extension of that same beef that the guy @ Current Events made re: Vox earlier today. His number-monkey work may be quite strong, but its really just something to validate his development of his own brand of punditry and assertion-of-authority... because "chart" you see. When the fact is that the arguments they make are often built on very shoddy empirical foundations.
They basically play to the rank innumeracy of the average person. And that IS intellectually dishonest. Even with the caveats and 'to be sures' they might include.
re: DeBoer... oh, i like him. and I think he's a million times a better writer/thinker than anyone else on the left.
What i dislike about him is how he's fawned over by other proggies, as though he validates them, even when he criticizes their M.O.
And I dislike how even those that disagree with him give him a pass on his more-staid, batshit Leftist ideas. His worst ideas are way dumber than people seem to realize... but people let him slide on his Bernie-esque economics because... oh, he's so philosophically sharp, you see.
But l still like deboer the best of the people on the left. Its sad to watch him give such good advice to such stupid and evil people.
Yep. Stealing this tweet here:
Jill Filipovic: "Eight years of black president followed by a female president was too much of a threat to white male authority."
Zaid Jilani (the intercept): "This tweet right here is why the Democrats have their own demographic problem and performed so poorly tonight"
Time to assassinate with votes the hell of clintons and their bush tails....
"Sheriff Joe Arpaio has been ousted from his iron rule in Maricopa County in Arizona."
MORE good news, on a night where I expected little.
That is good news. So long to that mean spirited fucker.
Johnson going on 3 million votes. Is that good?
tres bueno
They are completely losing their shit over on whats remains of Gawker.
OH YES THE SWEET TEARS OF GAWKER ARE THE MOST DELICIOUS!
If Trump ends up winning on Michigan, Wisconsin, Ohio, and Pennsylvania, does this signal the beginning of a GOP shift from a southern strategy to a rust belt strategy?
You're damn right it does. If he wins with all his incredible personal flaws, Bush/Romney republicanism is utterly dead as a campaign strategy at the national level for the short term future, at least unless and until we have a genuinely robust economy again.
Tapper just said basically the Dems will pull farther left after these results.
Yeah. That'll work well.
First get drunk on schadenfreude, then deal with the inevitable hangover.
NYT says: 295 Trump EC, HC Popvote +1.1
Iowa's turned. Trump leads by nearly three percent.
This photo may have never been more appropriate.
What is Biden thinking right now, I wonder...
The pic to end all pics.
Best caption for that picture - "Helluva place for a urinal"
Wolf is peeing pulling for Michigan to go Cankles.
from AP: current numbers
Iowa Trump +2.7% 40 % in
WI Trump + 2.9% 67% in
PA Trump +2.3% 82% in
MI Trump +0.5% 60% in
NH Trump +2.0% 62% in
It's gonna be a long night. I wonder how many trunkloads of ballots that equals?
I don't think he'll hold onto MI.
I was at the Leaf's game, what did I miss???
Not the ass kicking the Kings put on tonight! But at least the traffic out of the AC was non existent. Good looking young 'uns you guys have though.
Rachel Maddow just blamed 3rd party!
I can't wait to taste her tears.
if the shit crumb blonde death queen wins America will need to verge on the next tomorrow and perhaps a new chapter in America will have to be created
if the shit crumb blonde death queen wins America will need to verge on the next tomorrow and perhaps a new chapter in America will have to be created
if the shit crumb blonde death queen wins America will need to verge on the next tomorrow and perhaps a new chapter in America will have to be created
IT'S HAPPENING!! IT'S THE LIBERT...oh wait... well it will be funny as fuck to watch Hillary eat her liver. Then we all burn.
Legal weed in CA. Arpaio's out. Not all bad.
if the shit crumb blonde death queen wins America will need to verge on the next tomorrow and perhaps a new chapter in America will have to be created
Rachel Maddow is melting down about Gary Johnson now. "If you vote for a third party candidate that means you don't care who becomes President."
Salty ham tears never tasted so darn sweet.
Rachel Maddow is melting down about Gary Johnson now. "If you vote for a third party candidate that means you don't care who becomes President."
Salty ham tears never tasted so darn sweet.
What's the best vessel for storing salty ham tears? I wanna keep some for Christmas.
Rachel Maddow is melting down about Gary Johnson now. "If you vote for a third party candidate that means you don't care who becomes President."
Salty ham tears never tasted so darn sweet.
NOT a single voice called this time in America... not a single poll... not a single fucking anything, family...
get ready though-
the future today will not resemble the long frustrating tomorrow of years out........ check this post
Greg Gutfeld just made an incomprehensible rant against Lady Gaga, Miley Cyrus and Katy Perry.
ANTI-GAY
Greg Gutfeld is gay? Who knew?
Fox just called WI for Trump
I'm searching the archives in vain for the article where Matt Welch declared "Donald Trump will never be elected president". But maybe it's better this way. Hope he's not in Colorado tonight....
The top photo on MSNBC has a bunch of sullen Clinton supporters face palming in a bar.
http://www.msnbc.com/
Oh man, this is gonna be *great*!
From CBS News:
"Donald Trump may win the presidency but may lose a major supporter. Sheriff Joe Arpaio has been ousted from his iron rule in Maricopa County in Arizona."
Uh, Scott? Did you check to see if he lost his barber? Pretty sure the latter is more important.
So, Arizona can give Sheriff Joe the boot, yet they keep reelecting that POS McCain. I long for the day I hear "McCain lost his bid for reelection." Sadly, I'm going to guess it's more likely I'll hear "longtime senator John McCain passed away last night."
So um... what's the best vessel for storing salty ham tears?
Megan:Trump pierces Hillary's blue wall in Wisconsin!
I was gonna turn in early,but,I can't look away. It looks like a train wreak with prog bodies and tears every where could be in the making.
same
The Guardian's calling Washington for Clinton, but the count's still got Trump leading. Que?
Rachel Maddow is melting down about Gary Johnson now. "If you vote for a third party candidate that means you don't care who becomes President."
Salty ham tears never tasted so darn sweet.
The squirrels are out in force tonight.. or is it the Russians? Are the Russians Tulpa?
Trump may have broken the blue wall and won, but Hillary's political career isn't over.
It isn't over until she's BEHIND BAR!
She accepted money from foreign governments while she was the Secretary of State!!!
She took money from Saudi Arabia!
SHE A FUCKING TRAITOR!
SHE BELONGS BEHIND BARS!!!
Govt needs to seize all Clinton Foundation assets and prosecute everyone there.
Seeing her lose due to her hubris is almost as sweet.
It isn't over until she's BEHIND BAR!
That may be, but don't expect me to drink there!
I imagine she's behind a bar tonight.
She is a bit of a drunk, right?
Hi everyone. I got focused on drinking and watching election totals, I forgot to come snark it up over here.
DJT may be president elect. Yeah, go back to sleep.
Ron Johnson keeps Wisconsin.
L. Gary Andersen with a respectable 3%
Gary Andersen gets a respectable 3% in Wisco
Johnson retains
Trump's lead in Michigan is growing gradually once again.
Oh, God, please, let Clinton lose Michigan.
Oh, the tears that will be falling from Michael Moore's face would be yummy.
The tail of Donald shatters sunrises and maybe this what the edge of the reality of fucking politics tunnels and their rat kingdoms require... a bold busting of jaws of hellish villains who prey on a nation of innocent freedom loving men and women...
oh shit, are we, at the Reason Crystal Empire surprised? Nah....
reason is about saving America from the filthy decrepit shits hunting its citizens on the Progressive Hunting trips where the Mooks all point laser darts and bullets at decent people making America what it is....
The tail of Donald shatters sunrises and maybe this what the edge of the reality of fucking politics tunnels and their rat kingdoms require... a bold busting of jaws of hellish villains who prey on a nation of innocent freedom loving men and women...
oh shit, are we, at the Reason Crystal Empire surprised? Nah....
reason is about saving America from the filthy decrepit shits hunting its citizens on the Progressive Hunting trips where the Mooks all point laser darts and bullets at decent people making America what it is....
The tail of Donald shatters sunrises and maybe this what the edge of the reality of fucking politics tunnels and their rat kingdoms require... a bold busting of jaws of hellish villains who prey on a nation of innocent freedom loving men and women...
oh shit, are we, at the Reason Crystal Empire surprised? Nah....
reason is about saving America from the filthy decrepit shits hunting its citizens on the Progressive Hunting trips where the Mooks all point laser darts and bullets at decent people making America what it is....
The tail of Donald shatters sunrises and maybe this what the edge of the reality of fucking politics tunnels and their rat kingdoms require... a bold busting of jaws of hellish villains who prey on a nation of innocent freedom loving men and women...
oh shit, are we, at the Reason Crystal Empire surprised? Nah....
reason is about saving America from the filthy decrepit shits hunting its citizens on the Progressive Hunting trips where the Mooks all point laser darts and bullets at decent people making America what it is....
The tail of Donald shatters sunrises and maybe this what the edge of the reality of fucking politics tunnels and their rat kingdoms require... a bold busting of jaws of hellish villains who prey on a nation of innocent freedom loving men and women...
oh shit, are we, at the Reason Crystal Empire surprised? Nah....
reason is about saving America from the filthy decrepit shits hunting its citizens on the Progressive Hunting trips where the Mooks all point laser darts and bullets at decent people making America what it is....
The amount of sads going on on my facebook page is amazing. Apparently a lot of people have headaches and are really in distress over whats happening right now....
Maybe they are all GJ fans.
Same here. So delicious.
PA- 70k vote difference. 80% reporting.
Trump - 47.6.
Clinton - 48.9.
60,000 votes between them as of ten seconds ago.
This is close.
LIBERTARIAN MOMENT, MOTHERFUCKERS !!!
PRAISE FUCKING JESUS !!1!
SIV,
Congratulations!
For being an asshole?
He was the warrior of the forlorn hope, and he won.
That doesn't happen very often in life.
He persisted when everyone in the world was telling him he was wrong.
Let him have his moment!
"I was gonna turn in early,but,I can't look away. It looks like a train wreak with prog bodies and tears every where could be in the making"
Isn't it great!!
FUCK YEAH !
LOOT THE CORPSES
FUCK YEAH !
LOOT THE CORPSES
what are you drinking? I want some.
Drain the swamp!
Put Hillary behind bars!!!
No one gets away.
Rule of LAW WINS!
FRUIT SUSHI CROOK BELONGS BEHIND BARS!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Trump takes WI and Iowa. 255. I wonder if Hillary's depends have exploded yet?
Chron had Trump at +20 EC votes and + 1.5% popular.
Trump takes WI and Iowa. 255
Gary Andersen gets a respectable 3% in Wisco
Johnson retains
Johnson abides.
On CBS, people are crying at Hillary headquarters; at Trump headquarters there's a hat.
Will probably step out for a smoke soon, and my usual smoking-and-thinking route takes me past the hood's only hipster bars.
Do I enter?
take a picture
Dogdick, GA, along with the rest of the state, goes for TRUMP.
Don't blame me, I voted for Darrell Castle!
What channel is Maddow?!
delicious tears!
I need me some delicious tears, stat!!!
HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!
MSNBCunt.
On CBS, people are crying at Hillary headquarters; at Trump headquarters there's a hat.
My prediction was a bit off.
Derpetologist|9.27.16 @ 7:49PM|#
In other news, I decided to make my election prediction. I say Trump wins with 47%, Clinton 43%, Johnson with 9% and Stein with 1%. I predict Trump wins the swing states of FL, OH, NC, WI, IA, GA, and AZ.
http://reason.com/blog/2016/09.....nt_6431410
Who to trust? Some dude in a comment section? or the experts @ HuffPo?
Depends on the comment section. But I'll take Derpetologist's predictions over Nick Gillespie and the Reason staff for that matter.
538: Fact is, unless Clinton somehow wins in Arizona, Trump is going to be the next president.
Ugh I give up - squirrels keep eating my wisdom.
FINAL STRAW -
I think this is it, folks. Trump's lead in Michigan is now 1.2 percent, and holding steady.
1.4.
LOL.
Ah, schadenfreude, my old friend. Between the two, I think Trump is better for it with the general population. My only regret is that I won't get the delicious commenter tears from a Clinton victory.
Rachel Maddow did a rant on why 3rd party is to blame....so, so sweet.
Rachel Maddow did a rant on why 3rd party is to blame....so, so sweet.
PRESIDENT TRUMP PRESIDENT TRUMP PRESIDENT TRUMP PRESIDENT TRUMP PRESIDENT TRUMP PRESIDENT TRUMP PRESIDENT TRUMP PRESIDENT TRUMP PRESIDENT TRUMP PRESIDENT TRUMP PRESIDENT TRUMP PRESIDENT TRUMP PRESIDENT TRUMP PRESIDENT TRUMP PRESIDENT TRUMP PRESIDENT TRUMP PRESIDENT
The NYT is just pegged at Trumpacoplypse.
CNN now has their panel with Anderson Cooper. Meltdown should begin.
That's A Bingo!|11.8.16 @ 11:49PM|#
"CNN now has their panel with Anderson Cooper."
Won't someone please comfort poor Anderson? He is such a fragile person.
Hillary's health was a factor:
Hillary hasn't visited Wisconsin since April according to CBS.
Hillary hasn't visited Wisconsin since April according to CBS.
That's looking pretty fucking stupid in hindsight.
hmm. Trump is at 254
+11 for AZ = 265
+4 for NH = 269.
Dare we hope. Let chaos reign.
Of course Maine's 2nd congressional district would be 270
I just want that nasty slut trashed by my agile cyborg sperm banged into the back of her FUCKING grandmother asshole
We're all still waiting for you to show up Diipshit, aka shrike, aka Palin's Buttplug, aka AddictionMyth, aka dajjal, you little fucking pussy..
That's assuming you haven't killed yourself, which would be pretty damn awesome too.
Trashy rainbows sprint on the eyeglasses of poltergeists demanding dreams their fucking eyes can not ever see
because they have to somehow figure out how to create some sort of math to STOP FUCKING WITH ME and bypass all my reality you STRANGE shit FCUKING odd cloth and so on...
Trashy rainbows sprint on the eyeglasses of poltergeists demanding dreams their fucking eyes can not ever see
because they have to somehow figure out how to create some sort of math to STOP FUCKING WITH ME and bypass all my reality you STRANGE shit FCUKING odd cloth and so on...
Trashy rainbows sprint on the eyeglasses of poltergeists demanding dreams their fucking eyes can not ever see
because they have to somehow figure out how to create some sort of math to STOP FUCKING WITH ME and bypass all my reality you STRANGE shit FCUKING odd cloth and so on...
Trashy rainbows sprint on the eyeglasses of poltergeists demanding dreams their fucking eyes can not ever see
because they have to somehow figure out how to create some sort of math to STOP FUCKING WITH ME and bypass all my reality you STRANGE shit FCUKING odd cloth and so on...
ObamaCare is over if the Republicans keep the Senate.
America ma have just repealed ObamaCare.
We can only hope. I got Obamacared and it sucks donkey balls. Please kill it now.
James Carville: "Obamacare is done. Dodd Frank is done."
Hmm, time to break out the good stuff.
+ infinity!
Repeal Obama!
Oh, and Hillary belongs behind bars.
Glass-Steagall?
Whoa... let's not get ahead of ourselves.
I still hold with my prediction that Hillary Clinton is sworn in as president.
SNL wouldn't dare!
You could be right. It's still too close to call. Trump needs either PA or MI or he has to pretty much win all the other states left.
Well this all just goes to show you how misogynistic this country still is.
Oh, right, another interesting question of a DJT world: assuming there is a transition of power, how long until the first assassination attempt? How many attempts in total? Will any succeed?
(ONLY ASKING QUESTIONS, TOTAL HYPOTHETICAL, I LOVE OFFICE OF PRESIDENCY)
99 percent chance Trumpt's already at 269 (without anything from Maine). If he retains Michigan, he wins with 285.
I hope he wins the popular vote too or we will NEVER HEAR THE FUCKING END OF IT.
The whining from liberals during 8 years of Bush and how he was never legitimately elected.
We'll never hear the end of it from SIV
America hates Hillary!
What was the statistic that came out in morning links? 98% of journalists who gave money gave to the Hillary campaign?
98% of journalists couldn't stop America from hating Hillary.
Even the people who voted for her did it because they despise Trump--not because they like Hillary.
Almost everyone hates Hillary. Hillary even hates herself.
Put her behind bars.
LOCK HER UP !
LOCK HER UP !
Hildog for the kennel!
What total bullshit! It was only 96%. Lies, damn lies, and statistics.
America hates Hillary!
What was the statistic that came out in morning links? 98% of journalists who gave money gave to the Hillary campaign?
98% of journalists couldn't stop America from hating Hillary.
Even the people who voted for her did it because they despise Trump--not because they like Hillary.
Almost everyone hates Hillary. Hillary even hates herself.
Put her behind bars.
I think she should be auto-erotically asphyxiated. Super embarrassing that way.
You're a cruel, cruel man. My eyes cannot shut hard enough, and the mind's eye never stops seeing.
"A particularly disturbing chant of 'lock her up!'"
Stay biased CNN.
What is she going to do with all those fireworks?
In some dark corners of the internet this is the story of how 250k trolls memed a man into the whitehouse.
Trump trails in Pennsylvania by only 33,000 votes now, and his lead in Michigan has risen to 1.5 percent.
It's now 1.8!
Now the pressing question becomes, can Hillary stay alive long enough to see a prison cell?
Not a chance. Bill ha to stop taking contributions to his slush fund, and she didn't even win. He's going to smother her with a pillow, assuming they ever share a bed again.
S&P futures down 5%
Never try to catch a falling knife, but there are some buying opportunities for sure.
Krampus 2016. America's been naughty.
Colorado care looks to have gone down
538: Clinton needs to win Pennsylvania. The problem is that her lead has dropped to about 7,000 with plenty of votes left to be counted in Republican areas. Meanwhile, the city of Philadelphia has had almost all of its votes counted.
I am getting tired...
Krampus 2020. America's been naughty.
Thousands are planning to point and laugh at Trump Tower tomorrow
*Jon Stewart collar pull*
Ya gotta search for the thread getting the most comments since computers were made of stone? Welsh, you should be fired.
Anyhow:
"94 percent chance Trump could win, says major media outlet"
[...]
"Chronicle Editorial Page Editor John Diaz wondered whether the U.S. is having its Brexit moment.
"The polls clearly didn't see this coming, and with a lot of accomplished pollsters there was a lot of talk before today of would we have a BREXIT moment in the United States," Diaz said. "This is a BREXIT moment."
http://www.sfgate.com/news/art.....602898.php
Chron editorial page editor is a fucking ignoramus who thinks controlling rents means cheaper living quarters. He should be fired for gross stupidity, but it turns out his boss is dumber yet.
Trump is up in Pennsylvania now
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.
Trump leads in Pennsylvania by 0.2 percent.
HA HA HA HA.
Up in popular vote still.
*waltzes drunk into comment thread*
1500 fucking comments. What the-
*waltzes drunkenly out*
"You're never as good as everyone tells you when you win, and you're never as bad as they say when you lose." ? Lou Holtz
Pennsylvania is pink (Trump +10000 votes) now.
"You're never as good as everyone tells you when you win, and you're never as bad as they say when you lose." ? Lou Holtz
PRAISE JESUS !!!
Watching the faces of the talking heads as they are forced to admit Trump is winning different States and Counties he wasn't projected to win is giving me a woodie.
They are currently bitching about his immigration policies and how they are so wrong,
No
They still can't accept that they have lost and are going insane bitching about his policy proposals.
Now it's the third party voters who are at fault.
They are now arguing against themselves about what happens next.
I fucking love it.
I've had too much rum to type.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. We're boned, but I'd say that regardless. Also, Ayotte looks to have kept her seat, which I'm surprised by - the Masshole takeover of NH isn't yet complete.
"You're never as good as everyone tells you when you win, and you're never as bad as they say when you lose." ? Lou Holtz
"Stupid Squirrels" -- Stormy Dragon
Heard several times on NPR, "how did this happen".
Trump is up in PA and they've said all they said 100% Philly votes are in.
Even with 110% of the Philadelphia votes in, Trump is ahead?
Yeah, but they have yet to count all the extra Philly votes.
dkos...
So, is America great again?
"Down down 800" - i.e., 4% and change. 800 sounds much more impressive, though. As pointed out here, dependable crony crapitalist Clinton is more predictable than loose cannon Trump.
4% intraday move on DOW futures is huge
"oh playa....?"
The VIX trade here may be short but sweet.
a little aquarium of small battleships
and rolled up t-shirt wrists of strange
stiff oddity humans who run this neck
of the world you people love might not
be so cool, bros
95 percent of precincts in Pennsylvania reporting, and Trump is ahead by 3,000 votes.
Fuck.
a little aquarium of small battleships
and rolled up t-shirt wrists of strange
stiff oddity humans who run this neck
of the world you people love might not
be so cool, bros
PRAISE JESUS !!!
LOL, tuned in to the last few minutes of Colbert's election special. He's trying to get people to sing God Bless America. His band is not happy. A woman guitarist in particular looks ready to jump out the window.
OK, we get drunk and celebrate that the felon isn't in. Spend another day getting drunk and hoping Hillary goes to prison. Then, start preparing to fight against Trump, who is not a stealth libertarian.
dkos...
"Then Russia and the FBI have selected the President of the United States, with Jill Stein's help."
And the reverse vampires.
NYT predicted Trump in PA a long time ago. Interesting algorithm they must have. It started out 80% Clinton based on their initial bias but it flipped to Trump within a couple hours of poll closure.
I guess their comp jocks didn't game the system.
Yeah, it flipped to trump HOURS ago and CNN is still trying to explain her path to the crown...
Woohoo... looks and racists have won the day and sent a message to Washington and Wall Street elites by electing a billionaire plutocrat. America is smart!
MOAR SALTY HAM TEARS!!!! MOAR MOAR I CANT GET ENOUGH!!!!
I didn't want either of the fucks to win, but I know how the math works out.
This is the backup outcome. Delicious prog tears. BRING ME MORE, I HAVE NOT HAD MY FILL.
Better yet, the MSM is in nuclear meltdown mode and both republican insiders and democrats hate him and are livid. Please, please let this be the lamest duck President ever. 4 years of nothing at all happening would be the most libertarian outcome we're going to get. Everything he wants is stupid and everyone seems poised not to give any of it to him.
Everything he wants is stupid and everyone seems poised not to give any of it to him.
Not entirely, ZSG. However, John's main point of knocking down the importance of the Presidency has been a long time in coming. Troomp may be just the President to do that.
Besides, have you considered the possibility, however unlikely, that Troomp may not be an entirely crappy president? Stranger things have happened, and his children are reputed to be amoungst his most trusted advisors, and they don't seem either nutty or particularly ideological to me. If anything, they seem to understand the power of branding and marketing, even moreso than the Party of Free Minds and Markets.
You're remarkably stupid.
Eat shit, you pinko malcontent.
You should be extra happy about that, with your racist opinions about Asians and black people, and all that.
"It's expected by most people who aren't dazzled by the glints of gold from everything associated with Donald Trump that he will lose decisively tonight to Hillary Clinton. And then probably pitch a fit for the next couple of weeks".
Time to burn The Jacket, Nick.
I don't particularly care for Gillespie but in his defense almost no one saw this coming and the good money was on a big Hillary win.
Let him eat cake.
No, fuck Gillespie. He earned the contempt .
OK, we get drunk and celebrate that the felon isn't in. Spend another day getting drunk and hoping Hillary goes to prison. Then, start preparing to fight against Trump, who is not a stealth libertarian.
And look forward to rubbing elbows with SJWs! It'll be a great 4 years!
Liberaltarianism is back on! (once they forgive us for FL and PA)
Not gonna happen this time.
The felon isn't in. The other felon is in.
GOP just retook the House.
Well, I'm glad Hillary lost, but I'm a fan of divided government. GOP sweeps the presidency, house, and Senate?
And gets to pick the Supreme Court.
I nominate myself. I'm 28, so I'll be around forever. I can play a conservative while being a stealth libertarian, and I look great in black!
Dude, everybody looks great in black
Oh yeah! Forgot that! Thanks. Here, have a shot
*Looks at bingo, thinks a minute, press him a shot of fireball*
Is that OK? I got vodka instead
another round!
NYT live forecast is cool. Predicted PA a long time
ago. Currently predicts Clinton wins popular vote. That would be cool.
Their IT team definitely outdid themselves on their forecast tool
Probably the best election tool I've ever seen.
NYT live forecast is cool. Predicted PA a long time
ago. Currently predicts Clinton wins popular vote. That would be cool.
Bring on the faithless electors.
Gillespie would cream his jacket if a Trump elector voted for Johnson and the choice between the three went to the House.
Pennsylvania - 96 percent reporting, Trump ahead by 2,400 votes.
Yikes, riots?
Philadelphia and Pittsburgh will be tear-filled cities if he maintains this lead.
At least the tears will prevent fires from spreading too much.
no matter who wins, it's important to remember.
Looking at the map of PA, very little percentages of the western PA votes are in. Most of the blue votes are in.
Hillary won NV.
Hey do we have a list of people that are supposed to move out of the country if Trump wins???
Lady Gaga, Amy Schumer, Lena Dunam and a bunch of other dumbfucks. Can't wait. If that actually pans out, this will have been the greatest election result ever.
George Stephanopoulos' wife said they would move.
Several of them were supposed to move out in 2004 as well.
More important: the federal bureaucrats who said they would quit if Trump became their boss.
This quote is going to get a lot of mileage.
Yes. Yes, it is.
http://www.nytimes.com/elections/results/president
NYT projects that Trump will win EC with ~300 votes, Clinton wins popular by ~1.0 pct.
I can hear the howls of outrage already.
Fuck. Hillary now leads in New Hampshire by 300 votes.
I am looking forward to being blamed for whoever loses...
Cue "Republicans stole the election/voter intimidation" in 3...2...1...
Already started, if you want to brave The Young Turks live-stream.
Pennsylvanian libertarians will forever hold a near and dear place in my heart. Seeing as how they will be hated by half the state's population for the outcome of this election.
Bless you all.
They are going to put up with a lot of shit. I wish them the best.
Christ, they may not factor in at all. I'm a bit stunned by this. One way or the other I never thought Trump could top 300 EC votes but he damn well may do it.
FFS, Welsh, act like you have some skills to qualify you for your job; your website seems to be run by ignoramuses like commie-kid.
"94 percent chance Trump could win, says major media outlet"
[...]
"Chronicle Editorial Page Editor John Diaz wondered whether the U.S. is having its Brexit moment.
"The polls clearly didn't see this coming, and with a lot of accomplished pollsters there was a lot of talk before today of would we have a BREXIT moment in the United States," Diaz said. "This is a BREXIT moment."
http://www.sfgate.com/news/art.....602898.php
Diaz, according to what he writes, thinks that 'controlling rents' means it's cheaper to live in SF than the market requires. Knowing some Chron writers I also know he is under pressure to take certain views.
I do not know which is the case here; I know we have lefty whining which is always good news.
I'm not certain this is beyond the margin of fraud yet. While I appreciate prog tears as much as the next guy, this isn't over.
Wait! We still haven't counted all the absentee ballots and early voting ballots! And look, Hillary squeaks by. It's a miracle!
It would have to be the fraud of the century at this point. The D's did not see Wisconsin coming.
And yummy tears are rolling down disheveled cheeks!
Trump is back in the lead in New Hampshire... by 15 votes.
Fuck, this is close.
I wish John were here.
But I really wish Tony, Shrike, American Socialist, and the other shit weasels were here.
HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!
Has John chimed in yet?
Also. It's clear no one gives a shit about celebrities where politics are concerned so maybe the Democrats will grow up and stop cynically using them?
Didn't the polls in New Hampshire close like five hours ago? It's a tiny little state. Do they still transmit the results by telegraph up there or something? Seriously, what's up with that?
Telegraph transmits at the speed of light. I think maybe you should have said horse back.
Smoke signals.
next song
This isn't beyond the margin of fraud yet. While I enjoy salty Prog tears as much as the next guy, it's not over.
They just found some ballots that fell off the back of a truck.
/possibly a joke
Welsh, you can forget any donations this year.
If you run a web site, it ought to be powerful enough to accept election-night traffic.
You know who I am - you get nothing this year.
Welsh, you can forget any donations this year.
If you run a web site, it ought to be powerful enough to accept election-night traffic.
You know who I am - you get nothing this year.
Welsh, you can forget any donations this year.
If you run a web site, it ought to be powerful enough to accept election-night traffic.
You know who I am - you get nothing this year.
Don't you just hate these squirrels??
More than that, I hate an outfit which whines for contributions, pays Welsh to fly around pimping for contributions and can't seem to find the money for a goddam server, knowing, full well that election night is gonna be a load.
Is this a surprise?
FFS, my companies server 'service' knows full well that Christmas is gonna be busy and is prepared for that. Did Welsh hire his nephew to take care of the web site?
Can't disagree.
If they fire Gillespie, think of the what they could do with his salary and putting it towards Alissi's budget.
Stop paying dalmia and chapman and you could buy a 40!
I think we can expect that California is going to obliterate Trump's current lead in the popular vote....
Trump's now leading in Pennsylvania by 23,000 votes. It's over.
Watching the news show the Democratic wherever it is where they planned to celebrate.
These pansies are crying. CRYING!!!! This is why they lost. Nobody voted for Trump: America is just sick of these mewling marshmallows.
Goddamned! Who was it who pointed out that modern civilization is overturning Darwinism? Allowing the weak to breed?
FFS: Crying because Trump won. I've heard people say that Trump literally will allow sexuall harassment or something equally stupid.
Jesus Tap Dancing Christ! Get some perspective!
This, my dear DenverJ, is why I so, so hate SJWfication of the USA.
My children will *NOT*, as God Himself as my witness, grow up to be such pansy, weak, limp wristed snowflakes like the MSM literally sobbing their eyes raw.
Molodec!
Have I mentioned before that when I joined up H&R you were mentioned every now and then? People missed having you around, and tales were told until they built a legend in my mind.
Then I discovered that legends are true, and bogatyrs still live out there!
No kidding. These are the people who have no concept that everyone else might not agree with them. When it happens, they go into total infant mode.
I know some who are convinced he will stage a coup and send out roving rape gangs to terrorize the countryside.
Welsh, fuck you for you pathetic support of the web site.
Last year, I promised to reduce my contribution to Reason by some amount every time it 'squirreled'. I did, You got ~ 1/4 what you got the year before.
This year, you can plan on zero. I do not reward amateurs.
Van Jones is being an idiot atm.
Wow. Worse than an idiot. Wtf?
Yup. Watching it myself. Tried to post but squirrels got in my way.
Haha, the race card has never been so pathetically played.
It was astonishing.
What do I tell my kids. Will Muslims have to leave the country.
Oh, shut up.
He is fighting back tears.
Ok, I'll confess. Rachael Maddow is kinda hot.
OK, Mr. Drew, I think you've had more than enough.
It's so tragic. She is hot and seems smart. She is just so damn wrong on everything
[gently takes Drew's car keys]
"She is hot and seems smart."
Here, the sun is usually white to a sort of a 'yellow', depending on the cloud cover. What do you see from your planet?
[Gently administers a sedative to Mr Drew - motions for Sevo and CMW to bring the gurney over]
Nighty nite, Drew. All will clear in the morning
**schedules Psych eval for Drew**
You're drunk.
Yeah you are cut off.
Oh, I've barely started...
Opens new bottle of Bushmills
Go for it, man.
I had a couple of margaritas at the hotel bar but all I really want is to smoke a bowl.
"Ok, I'll confess. Rachael Maddow is kinda hot."
I attribute this to out of town sex. All women look great after three days on the road. Get home Mr Drew.
How do you guys not see this?
What if she couldn't speak? Would you confess that she's hot then?
Why'd you change your handle, Crusty?
Van Jones and Begala are crying on CNN.
It's pathetic. The side that squandered a chance to 'bring a country together' and they're pulling that shit?
THIS is the shit people reacted against. But keep telling yourself it's all bigots.
Obama got two terms and somehow the vote was a rebuke of his presidency? People had a chance to kick him out in 2012 and didn't so how can Jones even say that?
Pisses the shit out of me!
Also, wasn't he in some scandal early in the Obama Press.?
I think he turned out to be too left-wing for Obama.
The networks other than FNC have to be holding back on calling Wisconsin because they know it's game over when you add in AZ, AK, and ME#2. Wow.
CNN is more or less acting like Trump has won and has for several hours now. Not sure why they'd hold back a call when they clearly understand what is going on.
Vaping was a big issue in Wi.
...and Juan Williams goes almost explicitly racist.
"Trump has a sort of nationalist, white, appeal."
Hmm. Could that be code for something? Maybe if you switch a couple of words around?
"Trump sort of has a nationalist, white appeal"?
I'm a member of an alternate history message board. On their real-life politics board, they are convinced that the alt-right will be lynching black people within the next few days.
CNN is going full derpmode. Third party, race card, bigotry, etc. The prog tears are so delicious.
PUUUUUUTTTIIIIIIINNNNNN
"PUUUUUUTTTIIIIIIINNNNNN"
Lefties who swear it wasn't Clinton who started the 'birther' crap...
I want to kiss Van Jones, tuck him into bed, and reassure him that the Trump bogeyman isn't hiding under his bed. Poor little guy.
It's going to be like Cronkite when JFK got shot. Except now we have 24/7 news.
P.S. I think Trump was a terrible candidate, is a terrible person, and will be a terrible president. But tonight I'm just going to enjoy watching the Democrats lose.
Tomorrow begins the hangover.
Trump's going to win MI, it's over folks. You heard it here first.
Bullshit, i was calling it for Trump before you. Cntrl-f the thread, homey...
Just talking shit, i know i been calling it, surprised, for hrs
Nuh-uh, I know you are, but what am I? Neener neener neener!
James Carville already trying out the "Trump=nationalist" and also "malaise, rednecks vote outsider, Hillary ultimate policy wonk, firebombed"
Well, it worked this time, right? /derp
How can she be a policy wonk when she lies about her position on everything?
So, do you think Hillary is going to accept the results? Or is she going to go supercharged Al Gore?
My Progressive friends are losing their shit on Facebook. I have one acquaintance blaming this all on people voting third party or writing in their candidates.
Man, this is fucking entertaining. Fuck them.
It's weird how they blame those of us who voted third party but don't blame the people who didn't bother to go vote in the first place. Which group is bigger?
I had some serious problems with Johnson, picking Weld being right up there. Glad I voted for him though instead of the orange middle finger. It is nice to see CNN and others throwing in the yellow Libertarian percentages with every state. A very small, hold it in your hand and squint, libertarian moment. The major change needs to be cultural though.
Anyone know how WA carbon tax did?
I was glad to see colorado care get axed
I heard it got shot down.
Martha Raddatz: "I didn't find secret Trump voters."
MORON. The point of SECRET Trump voters is that they are not willing to admit that they voted for Trump. Why the FUCK would they tell you?
On the background, nbc reporter at Wisconsin Democrat party headquarters, insisting it's not over, but they are treating down the room behind her, and only stage workers and cleanup crew left on camera.
Oops, i think that was the Republican HQ
That was Paul Ryan's room. He won and for some reason they've gone home early.
Trump's going to win PA. You heard it here first.
Trump is going to win Alaska. You heard it here first. If you have text to speech on at least.
Oh, puleeeaase, that is so lame! I made a bold prediction. Get with the program!
Alaska's the only state left. Let it be that final, righteous insult to Clinton's bid.
This is probably a stupid question, but who's the random blonde at the main table on FNC (not the commentator table)? She seems to have a significant hard-on against Trump. It took Fox an entire half hour to turn on him. THAT'S why Trump was preferable to Clinton.
Megyn Kelly? I think Trump called her out for being on the rag when she was moderating a debate. She wants him dead.
CNN: WE DID OUR PART.
Looks like there's gas left in the Hillary tank in Pennsylvania.
I think Trump will win Pennsylvania.
Rufus, can you set up a toll gate for those who are swearing to move to Canada if Trump wins?
I'll buy some shares in the business.
I'll run the gate myself!
I was hoping to buy in on the come, but I don't blame you.
Some of those folks should be worth a lot of dough.
Why, if not for all the cheating, do PA votes take 6+hours to 'count', again?
Well, maybe if they count again, numbers will line up differently.
You're not one of those 2+2 = 4 people? Cause you know that stems from the racist extremism of A=A!
When do the celebrities begin their moves to other countries?
Election Betting Odds completely flipped starting at 8 PM (EST?) today.
Van Jones said Supreme Court is going to be a massive fight. How? Republicans have House and Senate.
Trump winning PA by 50k votes 98% of precincts in (100k votes left?).
Reason just took down a pre-written article called "It's All Over," in which, well:
"But by the time you read this, I'm sure she'll be president-elect."
Little awkward.
People still read the articles here? I just come here for the comments.
Fortunately, Reason has a forgiving bunch of commenters who won't make a big deal over this little faux pas.
That was from Stossel, and it always comes out Tuesday nights just after 1AM.
He probably wrote it sometime Tuesday morning.
Anyone grab a copy already?
Hello
538 blogger explaining how states are trying to end the electoral college.
Immoral and unconstitutional. Fuck these majoritarian imbeciles.
Jill Stein approves this message.
MSNBC is thinking about what could have been...with Joe Biden.
MSNBC is interviewing kids in the street in front of the white house.
Most of them seem to just repeat "BUT I READ HUFFPO AND THE NYT AND THEY SAID ....?"
The disillusion is strong.
As i said above - the loser in this election is the Media.
This isn't gonna stop being hilarious for weeks.
Turns out it is not Welsh who is to blame for the pathetic service. 'The Jacket' is supposed to manage this.
Nick, you are the reason that reason gets no dough this year. You deserve it and I hope reason cuts your pay .
I don't think the money is about the website.
If we don't give them enough money, they might have to get rid of Robby.
LOL
No, Soave will simply switch to a cheaper hairstylist.
Now look what you've got me doing, ganging up on poor Soave!
That's not a Robby I wanna know
"I don't think the money is about the website."
Pretty sure the money is fungible. No money at all certainly is, and I think Nick knows from whom no money at all is arriving this X-mas season.
Get pro, or get lost. I don't pay for amateurs, Nick.
Sevo, do you realize how much it takes to maintain that jacket and hair style??
I certainly do, and that's not what's gonna get the pen moving on the check book. IJ ( http://www.ij.org/ ) has been getting more and more of my dough.
Some time back, I asked Welsh if Reason was going to pitch in to the outfit helping Snowden and Matt said that Reason was only a news compilerer. No dice.
That's worth something, but as Reason knows, it ain't worth what they used to get.
The media are shocked and crying over this, but they made it happen. They made everything into a mudslinging WWE atmosphere of trash talking and that's Trump's thing. They foisted Trump in our faces. Now he's being foisted back on them.
"Cher just walked in and walked back out"
She was probably supposed to do a musical # when the fireworks were fired over the Hudson river.
-1 rib
If she could turn back time...
Hey, you guys remember that time ENB rolled out a porn star--who specializes in bukkake and gang bang videos--to accuse Trump of being demeaning to women?
Weeks, I said?
Some of this stuff might never stop being funny.
Nevar Ferget!
Wow, Decision Desk HQ has called the presidency before NYT and others.
Hello darkness my old friend
Wisconsin = Dems getting crushed there is a political ass-kicking.
the MSNBC people can't believe that one. They act like ISIS just captured Chappequa
They also pointed out that there are counties in PA that Dems normally win by 30% which she won by single digits.
iow, even places where they 'won', they're being rejected in a way they've never seen.
Yet CNN says, "Too close to call" in both.... when MSNBC just said, "Trump lead of 50,000 votes in PA.... 80,000 in WI are not expected to be closed by what is left."
Single digits? I got yer single digit right here!
Speaking of... whatever. My UVXY calls are looking good. See you in Cabo.
We'll discuss a regression to the mean soon.
cough cough Russian hackers cough cough
How big is a bag of 80,000 ballots? You could probably fit it in a cargo van and "find" it after it looked like all the votes had been counted. That's usually how the Dems win elections in the upper midwest.
Christ, I am supposed to get up in less than 5 hours and I'm not able to look away
Same.
Why the fuck do you people do this to yourself? I told my boss, I won't see you tomorrow. She said 'Mr. Hyperion!' I said 'I won't be conscious'. She said 'Ok'. But I'm so charming you know. I've drank a half bottle of top shelf vodka, you rat fuckers. I'm not going anywhere until I hear the gnashings of teeth and the lamentations of the wiminz, and it rains salty prog tears like a fucking monsoon. I'm going out to open my prog tear collection barrels right now.
Woman boss? Say, if that skirt gives you any lip, just give her a spanking and have her bring you a goddamn sammich. You can do that now, Trump is president.
Well....i am the boss, you might have a point.
Here you go
Here you go, another dkos poster...
Well I'm getting up and charging some surf in gods country. Thats right South Orange County Ca. Between the election and then i plan on finishing this quart of vodka and a nice Cuban cigar!
Hmm. RCP just pulled back Nebraska District 2 away from Trump. He's down to 254 EVs now, which means AZ, AK, and ME2 won't be enough to get 270.
hillary concedes and the game is over. they'll tap out.
Does anyone have the electoral count? I don't have the internet right now.
WE ARE STILL UNSURE WE ARE ONLY AT 97% COUNTED IT COULD SWING ANY MINUTE NOW
244-215 to Trump (100 percent certainty).
But Trump's pretty much at 285. It's over.
It's never over with the Left until they win. You guys should know that by now.
Assuming Trump gets the numbers tonight, next begins the push for faithless electors to "save America from Trump." Especially since HRC is probably going to win the popular vote by more than 1 percentage point.
Dude, Trump is going to win PA and MI. It's effectively over. It's just that we're waiting for the talking heads to talk themselves out and project it.
dkos...
MSNBC - so Trump won, now let's talk about how he needs to backtrack on what got him the victory.
You know, the opposite of how they spoke about Obama who had a mandate to fundamentally reshape the country. Then talk about voters having "stick-shock," like with the Brexit (as if there's proof of that), and talk of how disturbing chants of "lock her up" are. I mean, it's MSNBC, so no surprise. But are these people this detached from reality?
Then jumps to Trump out performing Romney with every demographic group.
No, its what their producer is telling them to talk about over their earpieces. these people don't think for themselves. they're puppets.
On CNN the guy doing the whole "map of the states/districts" bean-counting now said,
"I don't know how many more votes are actually out there that we can get"
Not 'she'.
refreshing honesty.
He then made the same point that the MSNBC people did = that in PA and WI, that even the counties that hillary "won", they're not "Winning Huge" with large numbers. They don't have the out-performance of the urban/suburban districts that they normally rely on.
Pictures of yummy tears.
"people weeped openly"
I'm pretty sure the word is "wept."
I wish I had infiltrated this and the Weiner for mayor campaign. I'd be swimming in depressed prog puss.
While I think Trump and Clinton are both terrible, those Clinton tears are so fun to watch.
Looks like Trump sold a lot of hats!
I mean I am a right leaning person and do not want Trump, but there is something about all the lefty media and safe spaces and etc can't even get someone elected against him
Maddow is absolutely shitting herself. She's rambling about how Trump learned to "spike the white vote" achieving the "far-right dream". This is too fucking entertaining. The hangover is going to suck.
I mean the only silver lining I can find is the Supreme Court, assuming he actually nominates someone halfway competent.
I mean the only silver lining I can find is the Supreme Court, assuming he actually nominates someone halfway competent.
*sigh* Juan Williams is hilarious.
"Roy Blount's close victory (MO senate-by 5 points) was purely due to the power of incumbancy."
Sure, It had nothing to do with the fact that Trump won by 21 fucking points!
What a maroon.
Maddow is now blaming the Russian government.
LOL
If the Russian government hadn't exposed Hillary as a piece of shit, we never would have known she was a piece of shit!
This is what they're reduced to.
It almost makes me sad to think about it--nothing may ever be as hilarious ever again.
Maybe the funniest thing that can ever happen has now already happened.
Juan Williams just mentioned the Russians too.
They must have passed out talking points during the last commercial break.
Well, it can't be Hillary.
It can't be the social justice warriors.
It can't be that Hillary is a crook.
What else can you blame?
Can't blame the progressives for demonizing the white, blue collar, middle class. That's all gold!
Gotta blame the Russians.
MSNBC really should just put up a test pattern and regroup at this point. It's getting embarrassing, even for them.
NBC doing the same. So are they insinuating that Hillary shouldn't concede because the election was rigged? I seem to recall hearing that doing so is basically treason
AP called Pennsylvania for Trump
Finally I can come out and say it.
FUCKING FEMALE SLOBODAN MILOSEVIC LOST!
Congratulation on having more sense than Serbia did!
Signed: Pan Zagloba and beer
"For election times, make it Suntory time!"
Hibiki 12 sure is good.
NBC is currently blaming Russia and is all of a sudden deeply concerned about our standing in the world.
It's funny when you consider that 8 hours ago, they were chiding Trump for saying he might not accept the results of the election.
Projection ain't a river in Egypt.
And Tipping ain't an island in Guam.
Trump carried Pennsylvania. His count is now at 264, with victory also guaranteed in states totaling a further 35 electoral votes.
He won.
It's time for Clinton to jump off a tall structure.
RCP has him at 274 ... my guess is WI is the difference.
Appropriate.
Yes, the bar had MSNBC on the TV and the early tears were delicious.
Trump wins PA, 274, it's over.
Who is the hysterical asshole on NBC named Richard suggesting that the presidential election was rigged by the Russians?
I don't think the election was rigged by the Russians.
However... you just know Putin is laughing his ass off at this. And licking his chops for how much less formidable the US got as a world power player. Which is saying something considering we're finishing 8 years with Obama and Kerry as our foreign policy leadership.
It's finished, pinkos. Crawl back to your shit-drenched blue fortresses, and shut the fuck up.
You know, that's sensible compared to my Facederp feed now. It's not even funny anymore, just cringeworthy.
A lot of terrible memes.
Hey Preet - go get 'em.
@KSoltisAnderson
Exit polls show Trump only losing white women with college degrees by 6 points. There's your shy Trump vote.
Grab them by the diploma.
You're not by any chance related to Louis CK?
Not that I know of?
So you don't share a surname, then...
Apparently the Clinton campaign is making noises about 'irregularities' in Pennsylvania (per NBC). Boy it's good to know that the Dems are all about the sanctity of the electoral process.
PS: None of the networks have called Pennsylvania, even though the AP has. Maybe they are trying to wring out another 15 minutes of rating.
It's RIGGED!!
Podesta is getting ready to make a speech without Hillary.
That suggests they're going to contest the results--that Hillary won't concede.
She ain't in no ways tired.
How sad that the first woman president needs an old white man to speak for her.
This is a solid, certain victory for Trump. The margin is too great to question.
Fuck Clinton. Nobody's falling for it.
"Gloom settles over Clinton's SF watch party"
http://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/.....602844.php
I'm really trying to work up some sympathy. Really. Give me some time here, please.
"You have until 8AM tomorrow" - John Podesta
The fucker actually pulled it off. Mind blown LOL
The longer you wait to concede, Hillary, the longer your campaign lasts.
Hillary can always dream about what might have been . . . while she's in jail.
While Hillary is in jail.
I cannot believe it!
Well, yes I can since it it right there in front of me.
Aww the med MSNBC is navel gazing that "everybody hates the media".
Of course we fucking do! You are so fucking biased!
Looks like sick old Hillary just can't hang any longer and is headed off to her hospital bed for the night.
Oh Mike, tell us how you are going to crawl under that leaking heap and loosen the drain plug. Do it Mike! Let out all of her vital fluids and lap it up like Block Hussien Yomama wood!!
John Podesta traveling to Hillary HQ to speak. Think he'll announce a legal challenge?
If Podesta speaks without Hillary, it's prolly gonna get ugly.
I am considering whether I will drop this little bomb on my liberal friends on facebook.
"You know if you had even been remotely fair to Romney in 2012, he probably would have won and there wouldn't be a President Trump".
I am not sure even my heart is cold enough to do it.
Probably not worth the effort. They'll likely forget that lesson by the time 2020 comes around.
Do it, John. You will never get this chance again with such epic proportions.
Also, looks like you were right this time. As much I still detest Flopney, I am sorry I gave you such a hard time when The Flopster lost.
I was wrong about Shrill-Bot, apparently.
You deserve some gloating.
Seriously, I had no idea this would be the outcome.
Don't under estimate the depths of your cold heart soul! Spike the ball and move on.
Do it. You of all people have the right to. Fuck them and their Top-Man, anti-democratic, dictatorial stupid faces.
Well, the media have already determined the causes for Hillary Clinton's loss: it's not that she is a lying, incompetent war monger, oh no! It's because of the racism of white blue collar males!
IDK.
My dad said it right. He's a business republican and not a trump fan, but:
"He did know the Rust Belt pain points. We have no idea out in CA what its like in those states"
Crow? Yeah, my favorite dish.
Pennsylvania seemed like the one state that the Democrats were going to rig so it must be really shocking that they still lost there.
This is so going down the memory hole.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/.....c6248591c7
Crow? Yeah, my favorite dish.
This is so going down the memory hole.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/.....c6248591c7
Crow? Yeah, my favorite dish.
Pennsylvania seemed like the one state that the Democrats were going to rig so it must be really shocking that they still lost there.
This is so going down the memory hole.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/.....c6248591c7
Jeez. You lost, Hillary. Accept it.
IDK
Trump should give them a yuuuge "fuck you" and proclaim victory anyway and commence partying.
I wanted my concession speech. Demands for recounts coming tomorrow.
She's waited a lifetime for this, Broch. Before, a hip, young, flashy, Community Organiser with an untouchable racial demography derailed her destiny. She had to swallow that one, regardless of being SoS as a fop to her to keep her trap shut.
She is not going to let some blowhard, political neophyte dare to take her destiny away from her without a fight. Gore wrote the blueprints on how to contest a presidential election. This is going to get very ugly very quickly.
And once again, Shrill-Bot confounds me. She conceded by phone. Huh.
IDK
The Dems actually sent Podesta out to speak. I thought Trump was the one with the shitty optics.
msnbc- hillary will try all legal means to contest.
I've been slow to accept the "projection" theory, but it if this is true it seems the theory is correct.
"msnbc- hillary will try all legal means to contest."
But she was totes opposed to Trump's claim he'd not concede.
Remember, the danger was Trump wouldn't concede. God these people are awful.
The Dems will find any margin the GOP has in PA in two or three precincts in Philly when they do the recounts.
That and when they count the absentee ballots.
Are they calling for recounts?
CNN and msnbc have said that.
Some states have mandatory recounts when the margin is less than a certain percentage.
So recounts are pretty much inevitable.
Aaaah, the schadenfreude is orgasmic!
Now Van Jones is pretending to lecture the Trump staff on "grace and empathy", and cautioning them against Triumphalism.
Corey "push-rapist" Landowski is freaking sitting there simply asking "Where is the concession"??
AP calls Maine's 2nd congressional district for Trump. 266.
Holy shit! What did Podesta just say?
It sounded to me like "Fuck rules. Do you have the balls to use your 2nd Amendment as it was intended?"
Fucking hell. Shit. Fuck those people
Another one for the memory hole.
Obama: Trump's Rigged Election Rhetoric 'Dangerous'
She really didn't have a concession speech ready, did she?
She's probably on the phone with her broker getting her accounts transferred to Switzerland.
accounts? I wouldn't be surprised if she were halfway to her undersea lair at this point.
No concession from her, doesn't look good at all. Particularly after all the shit they spewed about "undermining democracy"
CalExit.
I didn't vote for Clinton, but do you think these two countries should be governed by the same people?
US DT/HRC 49/48
California DT/HRC 35/60
Ah, yes, lefty states-righters, we missed you guys since Bush left office.
american socialist|11.9.16 @ 2:10AM|#
"CalExit."
Fuck off, asswipe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mevxenJ6Mtc
John Podesta: Get the fuck out. I'll pull the fire alarm. Release the hounds.
What's he saying?
From 538...
Okay. so Fox has Trump getting WI, everyone else has Trump leading WI
Everyone else is calling PENN, Fox is waiting for something......
But with WI and PENN, Trumps got 274. It's over.
Hillary and her machine are going off to try to manufacture votes.
Fuck this.
This shit is why we got Trump in the first place.
And Trump is going to win MI and AZ. What the fuck is wrong with Democrats? They've lost their fucking minds.
My Progressive friends are going apeshit on Facebook.
At first I felt kind of bad but then I remember that they ripped on me when Mitt Romney lost in 2012.
Fuck em.
CalExit.
I didn't vote for Clinton, but do you think these two countries should be governed by the same people?
US DT/HRC 49/48
California DT/HRC 35/60
Yes, they should. Remember that whole state's rights question that was "decided" by the Civil War? The argument doesn't just go one way.
american socialist|11.9.16 @ 2:12AM|#
"CalExit.
I didn't vote for Clinton,"
Of course you didn't, asswipe. Did you pay your mortgage yet or are you still hoping to steal that money from the rest of us/
Funny that Clinton is now refusing to concede.
Did anyone really expect anything different if she lost?
To be fair, I probably wouldn't concede yet either. It's very unlikely, but it's not officially over yet.
So the obvious result of Hillary didn't happen?
MSNBC
I'm openly libertarian and look forward to being blamed for Clinton's loss but the Democrat tears will be so worth it.
If Romney won, we wouldn't had had Trump. Romney was a fucking boy scout, and the left treated him like a pariah. Well now they actually have a pariah.
Yeah, when Democrats have said that Trump should have been nicer, or apologized for this or that, I say: what good did it do Romney to be nice? By the time the Democratic propaganda machine was through with Romney, he was Satan and Cthulhu rolled into one.
Yeah, when Democrats have said that Trump should have been nicer, or apologized for this or that, I say: what good did it do Romney to be nice? By the time the Democratic propaganda machine was through with Romney, he was Satan and Cthulhu rolled into one.
What did Podesta actually say?
Looks like Podesta's black magic spells weren't powerful enough. Next time go for the virgin's blood Leon, goat's blood just doesn't cut it.
The virgins' blood is what sustains her, besides the formaldehyde and amphetamines. There's only so many virgins in this world, unless you count the unborn she feasts upon....
The cup of Prog tears runneth over, and I drink.
Since Bill and Hill have more money than God does, Bill should commission the build of an oval office replica in their New York home, complete with Great Seal carpet and the rest, and let Hildog play out her increasingly dementia-ridden years thinking she's commander in chief.
He should probably start with a big fake inauguration ball. Such fun!
That is a delicious idea! I hope I get an invite.
I'm openly libertarian and look forward to being blamed for Clinton's loss but the Democrat tears will be so worth it.
Even better, these people will be leaving the US:
Streisand, Bryan Cranston, Miley Cyrus, Lena Dunham, Amy Schumer, Jon Stewart, Cher, Samuel Jackson, Whoopi Goldberg, and "Rev." Al Sharpton.
That alone is worth it. We should be holding them to their promise.
I don't see where they can demand a recount. Trump's margins of victory in close states:
FL 1.4%
OH 8.7%
PA 1.3%
IA 9.6%
WI 2.7%
MI 1.3%
AZ 4.2%
I don't know the legal margin for a recount off the top of my head, but IIRC it is usually less than 1%.
Not sure about the ME/NE congressional districts, but he doesn't even need those anymore.
They're playing for more time to look for an angle.
Ballots from the absentee voters living in the cemetery districts perhaps?
this
Government is simply the name we give to the charlatan we elect together.
I think Trump will be a disaster, but the tears of lefties will almost be worth it.
Yum
Thanks to all the commenters here who constantly provide massive amounts of humour, wit, and good links. You all frigging rock.
Trump dicksmacked her.
My goodness!
The whining in the lefty paper tomorrow morning will make all the lefty propaganda laughable.
G'night...
This is from E.J. Dionne in WaPo.
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/.....ar-AAk4MCB
This may be a silly question (since we're looking at Progs), but why is 'white identity politics' such a bad thing when every other type of identity politics considered necessary.
You want white identity politics and male self-assertion? I say we have Bear Odinson call a viking raid on Columbia U! I'd sign up!
But... Trump isn't white. He's orange, and I'm not convinced that he's human.
The MSM is just going to have the hardest time admitting that this is a gauntlet slap across their faces. They tried to manufacture consent and the public hit them hard for it. It's the only explanation that makes any sense.
In the tradition of depicting Presidents as apes/monkeys, we need a cartoonist on the Orange-utan right away. I need some laughs to go with my gallons of proggie tears.
Thanks to all the commenters here who constantly provide massive amounts of humour, wit, and good links. You all frigging rock.
Dicksmack.
Ah, now they are talking about Blue Wall. Maybe shoulda had Trump build it. He'd have made GOP pay for it.
Call it you fucks, it's not happening.
Call it you fucks
So much this. I've got one eye open over here.
I have one beer and want to keep it for tomorrow.
Luckily, Femilosevic phoned Trump to concede. Nice how at the end she showed her supporters the contempt they deserve.
I'm beginning to worry about the fact that the numbers haven't moved in a long time. I have vision of dem operatives scurrying around with boxes of ballots
"No speech from Hillary Clinton tonight"
No speech 'til Brooklyn
So Hillary can't come out and address her own supporters? Wow.
AP Calls Wisconsin. 276.
Only 99% of precincts reporting in Wisc. Election not over.
You know, if I was Donald I would whip my dick out and walk around like Harambe on testosterone and just say suck it USA. Suck it hard! Then go rub it on Hillary, Podesta, and all of the media. But I would save some drippings for Hugh ans SF.
Hmm. I wonder what kind of odds we could have gotten last month on over 300 electoral votes for Trump? Hell, I wonder what kind of odds we could have gotten Monday morning?
Fox just called Pennsylvania for Trump.
That's what it's all about.
They say he's the President.
The AP is calling him the President, too.
538 says Clinton conceded on the phone to Trump.
Fox just declared Trump the winner.
Hillary has called Trump to concede.
So now the vast right-wing conspiracy extends to the NYT, Washington Post, and AP. They're all calling Trump the winner.
Wait, Hillary joined the conspiracy too?
Illuminati confirmed!
She has conceded to Trump on the phone
She has conceded to Trump on the phone
Hillary conceded by phone.
I can't believe she called him.
Ever gracious.
LOL, the chumps on MSNBC are saying "the only thing that gives me hope is the constitution does limit the president"
You forgot Trump's pen and phone.
Jesus, they were falling all over themselves over Hillary's promise to use executive orders if the legislature wouldn't play ball with her on gun control.
Progs start to sound like libertarians the second their worst nightmare is realized. WAKE UP, YOU FUCKS. WE TOLD YOU THIS ALL ALONG AND YOU LAUGHED IN OUR FACES.
I look forward to the left suddenly rediscovering checks and balances. Fucking hypocritical bastards.
Especially with the GOP controlling both houses and the presidency now. Again 8 hours ago they were complaining about Republican obstructionism and telling us the GOP needs to get out of the way of the Democrats getting things done.
the filibuster will be popular again!
AFAIK, that Senate Nuclear option is still around, no?
"the only thing that gives me hope is the constitution does limit the president"
But...but...Obumbles! Pen and phone! RIGHT SIDE OF HISTORY!!~!!!1one!!
I don't hold out a lot of hope that Troomp will rollback a lot of Obumbles' deeds and phone-penning, but the fact that NOW checks & balances are now a thing is good, but why didn't they apply to Obumbles then and now?
Are.
You.
Fucking.
Kidding.
Me?
HaHAHAhahaHAHAHAHaHaHaHaHAHaHa!!111!!
That Hillary refused to concede in public shows that she's a shithead.
Nobody likes a sore loser, Hillary, you shithead.
Yessir.
What are the recount rules in the battlegrounds?
None of the mandatory recount thresholds are met.
AZ: less than 0.1%
FL: less than 0.5%
IA: less than 1% or if candidate pays for recount
MI: less than 2,000 votes or candidate petition in case of fraud/miscount
NC: less than 0.5% or less than 10,000 votes (whichever smaller)
OH: less than 0.25%
PA: less than 0.5% or candidates can petition county boards
WI: less than 0.5% or if candidate pays for recount
PA looks like a great place for HRC to work some magic, but that won't get her enough EVs. IA wasn't close at all. She could pay for WI to do a recount but that's a GOP controlled state, right? Gonna be hard.
I'm beginning to worry about the fact that the numbers haven't moved in a long time. I have vision of dem operatives scurrying around with boxes of ballots
It's over. Trump is El Presidente.
#NeverTrump is about as useful as any hashtag campaign, apparently.
omygod his entry song
liberal tears everywhere
Even his acceptance speech is a production!
Crazy motherfucker.
Grabbed no pussy, said nothing I couldn't see in Obama speech.
0/10, would not toxiclly masculine again.
I'm glad Hillary lost, and I enjoy the lamentations of the Progs, but it hurts my soul a little bit to say 'President Trump'.
It beats the alternative, but yuck.
Even his acceptance speech is a production!
Crazy motherfucker.
I didn't vote for him because I didn't want to feel like a sucker if he breaks his promise re the Supreme Court, but I certainly enjoy Hillary losing.
Let the salty tears rain!
So, will it be a sweep? Can Donald hold on to the popular as well?
Donald better not backtrack on the Hillary for prison thing, or I'm going to secede.
I like the pro peace sentiments. Let's see how long that lasts.
That poor fucking kid.
did he pass out?
They hadn't written one for this outcome? Is that normal?
I should be asleep, but how could during the derp event of the century?
That was fast: Demonstrators gather outside White House to protest Donald Trump
Let the pants-shitting begin!: Canadian immigration website crashes during election
Mwahaha, come, little prog ladies and ladyboys, you want some sweet Canadian immigration? You gonna suck some dick and/or lick some pussy before you can come up. All the refugee slots are for Syrian Muslims, you gonna have to marry your way in, and We. Demand. Sexing.
I didn't want to share the secret, but basically Canada is a nation of STEVE SMITHs. Some of whom speak French.
As long as they stay out of Euro-landia, you can have 'em! We have enough problems with riff-raff spilling in going on rape-a-paloozas...
Aww, can you even imagine a Robby-equivalent trying to rape someone? It is to laugh!
Yes, he holds her down then washes & conditions her hair against her will. If he's feeling especially nasty, he'll even style it with gel and mousse. That's a Robby Rape.
The Derp Singularity?
Attorney General Rudy Giuliani just got on the stage.
I put good odds everyone gets a no-jail felony plea deal. Not ideal, but I'm always a fan of elegant solutions.
Maybe Obama will pardon them and save him the trouble of having to make that call.
Markets are coming back already.
Dow futures have recovered half of what they lost.
Who knows what horrors the next decade brings, but at least Hillary will not be president.
Now, Libertarians, the pressure is on.
Get to work. You have a chance.
Hillary really let her supporters down by not making a concession speech.
She let herself down.
Well, at least she called the Trumputin and conceded. So there's that.
Hillary's probably incapacitated from alcohol and xanax right now, if not heavier drugs.
Huma's got her work cut out for her.
That was her last chance to address the country.
She'll never get an audience that big again.
Now she's a guest on the Tonight Show.
No one will ever give a shit about what she says anymore.
She's done.
I've just put all my money in a pool and I just got an offer on one of my homes, which I will donate all of any profit to also. I swear on my sweet grandmother's grave, that if any leftist wants to move to Canada or anywhere else, I will help pay for it. Please join me in my efforts. Can we set up a Kickstarter?
This is too fucking good to be true. LP/Johnson is likely to get his 5% AND HILLARY LOST!!!
I will gloat in the salty tears and lamentations of my proggie friends here in the Peaceful People's Republic of California. I wonder if this means I'll actually get my 2A rights back? Probably not, so I'm just going to have to delight myself with enjoying a schadenfreude so decadent, only the fucking Germans could come up with a name for it.
Sleep well.
If we can make the GOP more libertarian and expand the popularity of the LP, yes, you're getting your 2nd A back. Shall not be infringed. Fuck statists, may they all burn in hell.
Here, here!
(Unfortunately, California had a ballot measure to restrict and require registration of ammunition and more gun bullshittery and I have no doubt it will pass. Because these people are fucking retards. Nice people. Friendly. But proggie stupid on some basics.)
There will be judges overruling CA Nazis. Don't despair just yet.
Trump meets Obama this week. To be a fly on the wall for that one...
Trump (leaning over and whispering): "My first Executive Order is going to be to undo every last one of yours. Then I'll get to my Supreme Court picks after that..."
"Mr. Obama, you're right, I should accept the results of this election."
The Republicans still control the Senate.
They can repeal ObamaCare.
First 100 days.
They can repeal Dodd-Frank.
Trump does those two things, and puts someone on the Supreme Court to protect our Second Amendment rights, this libertarian's gonna be real happy about that.
The Republicans can undo a lot of Obama's horseshit.
There's some hope. Hope for change.
Real hope and change.
Fuck you, Obama!
Fuck you, Obama.
I was just talking to the wife, she's a Trump supporter and giddy right now. I told her, the GOP have the fucking Congress and the Presidency. Not that I expect them to act like the total dicks that the Democrats did when they were in that situation, but they better fucking repeal that mess, period.
Another article for the memory hole:
Harry Reid's Parting Shot: Dems Will Nuke The Filibuster For SCOTUS
LOL
Doesn't your better half know that Trump is an evil sexist rapist supported only by men who like rape?
/sarc
At least Hillary lost with class.
*checks earpiece*
Oh, she didn't come out to address her supporters? She went back to her suite with Huma?
It's classier than her supporters deserve. After all she did for them, they failed her in the end! She should have Force-choked the lot of them!
That was lame as hell of her.
She could have at least thanked her supporters.
She just treated them all like toilet paper!
No use for you people anymore. Not even a "Thanks for wiping my ass"?
Huma and her new Weiner that doesn't have a cell phone.
Come on dude, it wasn't supposed to be this way. Let the Hill Bot roll over the Huma Bot like the Wiener could not do!
Salty progressive tears ... sweet!
The chumps on MSNBC are suddenly talking about separation of powers and limits imposed by the constitution.
Fucking hilarious.
Limits are for Republicans. Democrats can be trusted with unlimited power.
Hey, fellow libertarians, has anyone got any extra proggie tear collection barrels, mine are already overflowing.
I can lend you a few, I haven't tapped some social media and that should really start flowing in the morning.
I suggest setting up cistern and reservoir collection system for the Salty Ham Tears.
Nate Silver on 538: In an extremely narrow sense, I'm not that surprised by the outcome
No one believes you, Nate.
Nate, Nate the reprobate!. Keep massaging those numbers as they destroy your predictive powers!
I think he's a giant blowhard, but I'll say this: He gave a very nice speech. Seemed genuine and sincerely reached across the divide - and invoked American Exceptionalism. Offered other countries that we'll seek aggression with no one, and trade with any one "on fair terms" - whatever that means - but fuck, I couldn't much to criticize in his speech. Most important thing I've never heard a politician say is that "we will make government serve its people" (or something to that effect).
That might be the most libertarian thing said this entire election cycle.
I haven't heard anyone in politics NOT talking about how they're going to expand government since Reagan, so that was refreshing to hear.
The best thing that I liked about what he said, and pretty much the main reason I've liked Trump over Clinton all along is his dovish talk on foreign policy.
He's been right about where Johnson's at and the LPs, as far as I can tell.
"No more using my friends and I for cannon fodder in Hillary Clinton's and the NeoCons-Progressives' Foreign Policy shitshow? Okay, I'm listening..."
I can't believe I'm even saying this. I've been lampooning this guy the whole time. But fuck - I am just so happy Herself didn't win.
Repeal the Hughes Amendment FFS.
Like RIGHT FUCKING NOW. While the iron is hot.
The Spanish language networks are all going ape shit.
I'm sure they're as fully representative of the Spanish-speaking community as the English-speaking media is of the English-speaking community.
Maybe, but Univision reporters actually asked Obama tough questions on occasion. So I'll give them some credit for integrity.
Well, when you boil it all down, it really is two monkeys humping a football.
Are the Spanish language celebrities threatening to move to Mexico?
Seems like that would be doing what Donald wanted all along.
Man, I didn't know that libertarians wanted to fuck an anti-choice, homophobic, wall-building, anti-trade, bigoted septuagenarian so badly. Not this libertarian. TRUMP can kiss my ass.
If you were a libertarian and not a delusional socialists, you might be able to understand it. But...
I'm not celebrating like a school girl over the election of a bigot elected by racists. So, you're right... I don't understand why people interested in limited government are so happy about tonight's result. I think building a wall on the Mexican border is a terrible idea. Apparently, you guys are a-ok with it.
No more ObamaCare?
No more Dodd-Frank?
No Hillary appointing Supreme Court justices that are hostile to the First and Second Amendments?
And best of all, the thing that's nearest and dearest to my heart--the American people didn't vote for a candidate that openly and willfully ignored the rule of law.
Do you realize that nasty woman accepted money from foreign governments while she was the Secretary of State?
Among other things, looks like this election was a rejection of elitism in all its forms--the social justice warrior kind, the journalistic kind, . . .
What's a libertarian not supposed to like about any of that?
The first time he goes against us, we'll turn on him, but he can do an awful lot of good before it comes to that.
"looks like this election was a rejection of elitism in all its forms--the social justice warrior kind, the journalistic kind, . . "
Yeah, by electing an arrogant plutocrat who likes to sexually abuse women and sue people. You sure are smart!
I guess name calling is really important to you--see that's why you progressives can't win an election.
I bring up actual issues, and all you do is spew venom.
You'll never take control of the Senate that way.
We don't. The man is the worst demagogue to come along in a long time.
Things we can be happy about: the media got a sharp rebuke, tears from the lot of you, a glimmer of hope that SCOTUS doesn't end up stacked with anti-Constitution revisionists for decades, and one final thing...
The war is now on one front, centered directly on one person. Democrats loathe him. Republican insiders despise him. The media just can't even right now. Everyone is on one side of the war and Trump is on the other, and with a little luck that means none of the seriously damaging shit he's promised will ever come to pass. He may end up a great uniter after all, because nothing unites people better than a common enemy.
We still think you're a whiny fuckstick though, AmSoc. Just so we're clear. And your tears are delicious.
Trump seems every dovish on foreign policy. That's one of the best things I see right now. Besides the SCOTUS picks.
To be honest, I am hanging my hat on the SCOTUS choices. To me, that was the defining issue of this election.
That the SCOTUS has devolved into a de facto totally overarching, partisan institution is bad enough (though Obumbles has been smacked down by them a surprising number of times), but perhaps he may nominate Janice Rogers Brown, or Johnathan Turley, or someone else of a Scalia-esque judicial temperment from his list he bandied about to bring it back into balance.
But then, after they are confirmed (always is the danger of a good Borking), there is no guarantee they adhere to their pre-SCOTUS judicial philosophy.
"A stunning repudiation of the political establishment"
From CNN, believe it or not.
Really? A political establishment that you're a part of?
'member when the Republicans were trying to evict Trump from the ticket with the help of the media after Pussygate? I remember.
They won despite him, not because of him. In several states, he was outperformed by down-ticket GOP candidates (eg Toomey, Portman, and Rubio).
Hillary was just a historically terrible candidate -- who's probably still going to win the popular vote. Which I expect to be the source of much wailing.
The media is stunned and grasping for stuff to say to fill airtime. Mistakes get made in times like that, like accidentally making an astute observation. Give them some time to work out a new narrative.
I shoulda been in bed 4 hours ago, but proggie tears are sooo tasty!
I think I have a proggie tears problem. This is a cry for help!
I shoulda been in bed 4 hours ago, but proggie tears are sooo tasty!
I think I have a proggie tears problem. This is a cry for help!
So this means the party is dead?
Wait - here - I think AmSoc has some more he'd like to share. BallSac - as an avowed libertarian, you must be relieved by Her Heilness getting defeated and an end to Rule by Executive Fiat (maybe) - and a more "Constitutional-focused" Supreme Court in the offing - care to comment.... or just shed more tears?
Fuck Trump, but the Republican majority now needs to come to their libertarian center.
We need to force that.
It's coming bro, we're getting there. Bask in the glory of the evil witch going down to defeat, forever, and a libertarian getting nearly 4 million votes. Also, Rand Paul retained his Senate seat. Good news.
All this is relief, with a little trepidation.
I guess I lied when I told my wife I hated them equally.
All this is relief, with a little trepidation.
I guess I lied when I told my wife I hated them equally.
Boys, we gonna break this over the 2K. We gonna break it. And if you ain't see it, I gonna...
Oh shit, I'm drunk. But if I have to put this over 2K posts, I'm doing it on my own, pussies!
Hey Hype, i'm about a fifth in after this shitshow. I'll hang with you until it reaches 2K.
I'm about 3/4 through a fifth of vodka. I'm in. Thanks for hanging with me, bro.
Ya, I ran out of OJ so I had to mix in some cranberry to finish out the fifth. Anyway, I'm heading outside to smoke a Cuban. Let the real ShitShow begin!
I've got some top shelf small batch vodka I bought just for tonight. As usual, making it like a cocktail, club soda, lime, sparking water, a couple olives, and some sea salt. And topping it off with a bottle of my wife's rose sparking wine that she doesn't like because it's too dry. I'm buzzin, yep, buzzin.
Did GJ get 5%?
It looks like he got between 3 and 4%. I
RCP has him at 3.3% nationwide so far.
He got over 5% in AK, ME, MT, ND, NM (9.3%), OK, SD, WY
fuck...
The second (third?) tier people that Fox News has on are junk.
2000?
Well, unfortunately due to the state of the law and the permanence involved in becoming a registered sex offender, I will not actually attempt to suck my own dick in town square as I promised in 2014. But, credit where it is due: John was right, I was wrong.
Fuck you, Hillary.
You nasty fuckin' traitorous piece of shit.
LOL
She hired people to instigate violence at Trump events!
Restores my faith in the American people.
Just when I was ready to give up on them, too.
YAY! Sarah Palin for Sec. of Defense. This country is SMART!
I can tell you're excited that Hillary lost, right!?! I mean, if there could have been a more statist progressive piece of shit candidate than Hillary, I can't find one. Ever. Short of Mao. So you must be pscyhed she lost, eh? Go ahead, you can say it.
Secretary of the Fence?
Do you need some butthurt lotion? I have a special going.
Shh, no tears. Only dreams now.
2000 posts as I clicked on this article.
Can't wait to see what South Park does. Are they gonna have Garrison win in the show?
2000 posts as I clicked on this article.
Can't wait to see what South Park does. Are they gonna have Garrison win in the show?
Stupid squirrels.
Not stupid! Redundant maybe...
Not stupid! Redundant maybe...
Wow the AmSoc puppet is really angry tonight. I wonder why that is?
It's hilarious, isn't it?
I keep trying to fall asleep, but I can't stop laughing.
Where's that shithead, Shrike?
Or that fuckface, Tony?
Hilary is so angry and bitter, she couldn't even bring herself to come out and thank her supporters.
Oh, the bitterness and anger!
She was gonna be President! Nate Silver said it was 78%!!!
Now all she has to do is get drunk all day and watch Golden Girls reruns.
The question now is: which Democrat will libertarians have to reluctantly support starting in 2018?
The libertarian case for Hairy Reed?
Gee, I sure was wrong about all this.
Li(l)bertarians... push!
This Republican administration needs to be PUSHED back to its Constitutional roots.
AmSoc has fully filled his diaper.
So when Trump starts breaking his promises* just like Obama did, are the Trumpalos going to crucify their Cheeto Jesus and find a new Messiah or they gonna act just like the Chocolate Jesus' followers and argue he delivered, he really didn't say that, he really didn't mean that, his flip-flops are a sign of growing in office, or it's all those obstructionist non-believers fault?
*What exactly did he promise, beyond some vague hopenchange crap? He's gonna build a wall is the only thing he was ever firm on and if he determines one's no longer necessary I can't imagine his supporters needing more than about 2 seconds worth of convincing that - praise Donald! - it's all thanks to Dear Leader just the mere threat of building a wall was enough to keep them damn Rooskies out and now we don't need to build the wall. See how great he is? It's some kind of 7th level wizarding judo shit!
Listen up, ya'll. Forget about everything else for one night. Just focus on this. Hillary Clinton is done in politics, forever. We'll never have to see her hideous face again. We'll never have to hear her shreeking and pointing and her eyes rolling around like an insane person. NEVER. AGAIN. Ponder on that thought for a moment. Yeah, I know you like it.
I can make you want to see her again with just two words:
perp walk.
Hillary 2020!
So what's going on in this thread?
Madness.
Donald, what is best in life?
To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women - when you grab their pussy!
**Best lamentation delivered by NPR from Wellesley College-check it out.
What the fuck! I don't get it...
Over 2000. Impressive.
Over 2000. Impressive.
Over 2000. Impressive.
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