Weld's Bells and Other Late Campaign Hits: The New Fifth Column
Kmele talks race politics from Eastern Island, while Moynihan and Welch try to figure out what William Weld wrought


Such is Kmele Foster's dedication to the craft of podcasting that the would-be 2020 candidate called into this week's edition of The Fifth Column via cell phone from Easter freaking Island, where he engaged in (surprise!) apologetics for Donald Trump's handling of David Duke's enthusiasm for his campaign. (In fairness, this was recorded before Trump's crappier son Eric said that Duke "deserves a bullet.")
Other topics of conversation in this, the last Sedition before the Sweet Meteor of Death delivers us all eternal release: Bill Weld's defense of the statist president-to-probably-be, whether any other Libertarian Party configuration could have produced better results, the human SJW centipede devouring Amy Schumer, and the preponderance in broadcast media of people who pretend to know subjects they are utterly unfamiliar with. Listen up here:
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I don't see how saying that David Duke 'deserves a bullet' is really all that awful. I mean, its not-quite-"Woodchipper"-talk, which is the sort of thing that can get you in real trouble.
He also said =
I suppose he means *since* Lincoln. I mean, you can't expect much from kids these days and their Wikipedia.
For today's kids, history started with the great period of enlightenment, the Bolshevik revolution that is. Then America ruined it. So it's time to once again rebuild the great revolution so utopia will reappear.
If you think any American children/teenagers can even articulate a propagandized version of the Bolshevik revolution I want to know what you're on.
Best we can hope for is a DLC for Battlefield 1 centered on Russian Civil War.
"And then Lenin totally drove his Battle-Train straight into St. Petersburg and no-scoped Kerensky right in his stupid camping bitch face."
Ha! He didnt 360 no scope!
LAG!
ITS A LEGITIMATE STRATEGY!
Or, you know, since 1964.
Didn't President Obama actually kill a U.S. citizen without due process for basically his speech? Some imam shit inciting ISIS or something?
I guess the guy who has been complaining *(it wasn't me!) that they couldn't DL the thing has finally been heard.
Actually, my bitch was that i couldn't link to a specific time in the playback. Still don't know if that's possible.
"What William Weld wrought"
Shit?
Little known fact: When Foster threw up in his mouth, it came out counterclockwise. It's a southern hemisphere thing.
I was seriously going to make this joke, but Moynihan interrupted me. Which should make both of us feel a little dirty.
Speaks more to the dearth of quality hemispheric joke options.
Turns out Uday and Qusay Trump have donated to Hillary in the past but won't donate to their father:
Even Trump's Kids Haven't Donated to His Campaign
No Ivanka. No Donald Jr. No Rudy, Newt, or Chris Christie. None of Trump's inner circle invested in his campaign?even as he asked working people for a few bucks
http://www.thedailybeast.com/a.....paign.html
Pay that bet off yet?
"Money order"...heh heh.
Also, for the love of God, please equalize the loudness and turn the volume up, especially for Moynihan's mic. His Swedish accent already makes him difficult to understand.
Hey mister
Please mister dj
Equalize the loudness
And turn the volume up
Why did I click the Schumer link?
Why then did I click "Show Comments" below the article?
Why can't I learn?
Help me, Judge Napolitano!
I've seen derper.
It's comforting to know the bigger social justice gets, the more it fractures and its adherents are exposed for their blatant racism.
Hnnnggg
OT: http://www.cnbc.com/2016/11/03.....-cafe.html
Genf....I tells ya.
Robot sex? I know there was something perverted about those Daleks.
...or should I say Doll-eks.
Quick, get me the BBC Marketing Department!
"The Daleks aren't robots, you imbecile, they are cyborgs!"
/Comic Book Guy
Eee-ja-cu-late! Eee-ja-cu-late!
How dare you cut Kmele off!
The podcasts are really good when the three of you are on at the same time, even via cell phone. Just like TLC, The Fifth Column isn't the same when all three members aren't present. Sexy and Cool shine brightest when Crazy is added to the mix.
Also, you guys are going to get so much hate mail from a bunch of schlubby white guys in Alabama.
Huh, Hillary Clinton admitted in front of God and everyone that she had to practice a "listening woman face" for the debates. Fuck, she really is a robot.
MOYNIHAN ISN'T BEING HEARD!
Yeah! Chad.
"You're Bill Weld to me"
Ice. Cold.
A Kmele/Kennedy ticket would bring a prog to apoplexy
Prediction: would be nicknamed The KKKampaign.
Haha! Welch goes off on Weld for the same thing he does. Squish.
There are levels of squish.
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Kmele doesn't pay you guys? Then he flaunts his wealth by doing the show via satellite from Easter Island. What a capitalist asshole. Seriously, good job.