The Future is Now: Chipotle (With Help From Google) Will Deliver Burritos Via Drone
Great accomplishment in the history of human flight, or the greatest accomplishment in the history of human flight?

The Wright Brothers, Chuck Yeager and Neil Armstrong are about to have some company in the category of most incredible aeronautical achievements in human history.
Yes, drones will soon be delivering burritos at Virginia Tech University.
Alphabet, Inc., the parent company of Google, has teamed up with Chipotle Mexican Grill to bring the country's first ever (FAA-approved) test of drone-delivered food to Blacksburg, Virginia, later this month. Though the test will only last for a few short weeks, it seems to be a sure sign of the coming times when burritos, tacos, pizza and almost anything else you'd want to order as take-out food could be delivered via drone.
"It's the first time that we're actually out there delivering stuff to people who want that stuff," Dave Vos, who heads Project Wing, Alphabet's drone project, told Bloomberg.
The Virginia Tech project will mostly test the accuracy of drone-based deliveries in the real world. Self-guided drones that can "fly like a plane or hover like a helicopter" will deliver burritos from a Chipotle food truck, lowering the chow to hungry college students with a winch, Bloomberg reports.
Alphabet and Chipotle got special permission from the Federal Aviation Administration to conduct the test. As Reason has previously noted, the FAA's newly approved rules for commercial drones do not allow for deliveries of food because drones are not allowed to fly beyond the sight of their human operators. The federal regulations also prohibit drones from being operated above individual people or private property unless those people and property owners have agreed to allow the drone to do so.
For this round of tests, the drones will be fully automated but human pilots will be available as back-ups.
If all goes well, college students at Virginia Tech will get hot Mexican food and Alphabet will get valuable information to fine-tune their drone-based delivery systems.
For those of us who don't live or work at Virginia Tech, though, there's the hope that drone deliveries won't be far off into the future. Amazon is already experimenting with drone delivery in the U.K. and a subsidiary of Domino's Pizza in New Zealand is using drones instead of delivery drivers in the crowded city of Auckland.
"It doesn't add up to deliver a two kilogram package in a two-ton vehicle," Scott Bush, a general manager for Domino's Pizza Enterprises, told CNN Money in August.
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Great accomplishment in the history of human flight, or the greatest accomplishment in the history of human flight?
Sounds more like germ warfare to me.
"The Drone o' Diarrhea"
"The Ptomaine Flyer"
Clostridium Airways
Heartburn From Above
The Loowaffe
Strafing "Runs"
Commodikazi Strike
The Loowafte! Winner.
'Dysentery Dropper'
The Shittenburg.
"O the humanity!"
+1 Flaming wreckage
The Poobird
Magic Bus.
The Spirit of Loose Stoolness
Brown Thunder
The Flying Burrito Brothers!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MchWI3sLUQo
I clicked through expecting norovirus jokes, and I was not disappointed.
I won't be impressed until they deliver beer.
You can have your chipolte delivered directly to you. How convenient.
*Ecoli.
"It doesn't add up to deliver a two kilogram package in a two-ton vehicle," Scott Bush, a general manager for Domino's Pizza Enterprises, told CNN Money in August.
The nation's warrant-serving SWAT teams disagree.
Who . . . who the hell uses a 2 ton vehicle to deliver with? Does Scott Bush not know that his drivers use their own vehicles? These guys are driving early model Civics and Ford Fiestas.
I guess the oven weighs a lot.
Can i get them to deliver a burrito from somewhere else?
Can I get them to deliver a burrito to someone else?
Biological warfare has been banned by several international treaties.
No, no, no...as an alumnus of the fine institution in question, we are referred to as Virginia Tech, not Virginia Tech University (or the worse Vah Tech by the losers on ESPN).
Vippie Sue.
Actually, you all can be called whatever you want, as long as you understand there is only one Tech in the ACC, and it isnt you.
"Virginia Polytechnic Institute and State University" is far too many syllables for a graduate of said institution to remember, or pronounce.
/U.Va. grad
I cant believe I am defending VT, but dont you have a Zima to drink or something?
Mint julep or GTFO.
As a Kentuckian, I think I can say this with expertise: Ugh.
I drink one per year, on Derby Day. And regret it every year.
Hey, i'm not saying the culture of The University is a good thing, necessarily. It is what it is.
I'm with robc. I make a fine mint julep but I don't drink them.
Because one sugar packet will literally kill you?
It's actually the mint I object to. I think it makes everything taste like gum.
I'll drink them, but I prefer a neat glass of rye.
Mint juleps are fantastic, with a few minor tweaks. You just have to leave out the sugar....and the mint....and the ice.
Qdoba is losing the Burrito Drone Wars.
We know Taco Bell wins in the end.
Depends on which end you're talking about.
That pun was unintended, I thought of it immediately after I posted. I was making a Demolition Man reference.
Taco Bell will manage to get some cheap drones that consist of a toy RC helecopters duct-taped together that somehow manage to function.
Chipotle is a scam much like Bitcoin - directed at people who get a kick out of showing off that they're smart enough to know they're too stupid to understand what's wrong with it.
I appreciate your posts and implore you to make more of them. Your commentary is always insightful, and your opinions are quite valuable.
Oh, don't you worry.
First successful drone delivery service: Pot?
Hellfire missile.
My God. It's full of rice.
+1 Burritolith
ATTEMPT NO ADDITIONAL TOPPINGS THERE
We could send Chipotle to Playa Manhattan every day.
Imagine, everywhere he goes, there's a drone trying to stick a burrito in his hand.
Sweet!
I suspect he would break out the quad mounted .50 cal AA.
"Woman shoots drone: "It hovered for a second and I blasted it to smithereens.""
http://arstechnica.com/tech-po.....-one-shot/
A 20-ga will do just fine.
This could put a stop to students robbing the pizza guy, lighten up vehicle traffic, thereby reducing accidents and cutting down on Saudi oil imports, reduce the throughput of Bozone-fried penguins and bicyclists killed in collisions... Pious National Socialists will find a way to interfere, mark my words.
Pious National Socialists will find a way to interfere, mark my words.
You've got that backwards;
It will only do all of those things and more after thorough testing and once all the graft, corruption, and deception are made more tolerant of the disruption.
Cool. Hopefully non-shitty burrito restaurants follow suit.
That now you can get mediocre fast food and food poisoning without leaving your home?
We already have businesses that will pick up and deliver take-out for you.
Yeah, considering we aren't talking about actually flying burritos anywhere yet, it strikes me as especially abysmal.
'We asked the FAA and they said it was OK to test it.' isn't a good accomplishment in the history of human flight even if it were the accomplishment. The situation and the whole take on it strikes me as very... millennial.
The government let us have permission to fly burritos to one another, isn't the future marvelous!
The first time someone loses a finger or has a burrito bomb dropped on their head from 500 ft will put a stop to this nonsense.
How do they plan to scale this up?
Uh, giant burritos, obvs. Geez. I always thought you were smart.
I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed. But I do say no more than ten to twenty million dripping beans and rice, tops. Uh, depending on the breaks.
Mr. President, we must not allow a burrito gap!
Damn, I was picturing drones dropping burritos on people like bombs.
That would end up being far less painful than making them eat the burritos.
Is that a burrito or C-4 in that photo?
Now when it can deliver In 'n Out or Philippe's french dip or Roscoe's, then I'll be excited.
It does seem like an easy way to prank him, not that I condone such behavior.
Ecoli Gay.