Is This the Least Appealing Concept Album Ever?
Joe Lieberman reads JFK and Glenn Close pretends to be Asian on a new jazz and politics concept album.
There's no doubt that Presidential Suite: 8 Variations on Freedom sounds awful. What I want to crowdsource is whether this project to "remind us of the inspirational power of political speech" might be the least appealing idea for a concept album in history, or at least—to be fair to millennials—this century. Here is the headlining pitch in an email from Motéma Music:
Glenn Close, Joe Lieberman, Deepak Chopra & More Transform Political Speeches on New Album
The album features the former Democratic senator, the actress, the alternative medicine pitchman, and others doing dramatic renditions of famous political speeches. Lieberman is JFK. Civil rights icon Andrew Young, who recently called Black Lives Matter activists "unlovable little brats," is Nelson Mandela. Close is the (still-living) Burmese politician and Nobel Peace Prize recipient Suu Kyi.
Other "special guests" include British Labour Party politician David Miliband as Winston Churchill, former Manhattan District Attorney (and father of The Nation editor Katrina vanden Heuvel) William vanden Heuvel as FDR, history professor and CNN pundit Douglas Brinkley as Ronald Reagan, and—perhaps the only bright spot—actor Sam Waterson as LBJ.
After each speech is recited, that same speech is rendered as a jazz composition by composer and Lincoln Center Jazz Orchestra member Ted Nash, who "transcribed the actual pitches and rhythms of the Presidential speeches as they were spoken and then transformed them into original motifs, riffs and grooves." That last part might not sound all bad—if Nash didn't ooze with belief in the power of messianic political leaders to transform society.
"Great political speeches inspire us to believe we are capable of achieving great things together," said Nash. "When people listen to Presidential Suite, I want them to be reminded how far we have come but also how much we still have to do with regard to tolerance and freedom. I can't think of a better time to release Presidential Suite than during this election season."
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Joe Lieberman's voice has always reminded me of the martian in the Bugs Bunny cartoons. Why would you want him to read a menu, let alone something "inspirational?"
"You make me so angry."
"Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be an Earth-shattering kaboom!"
Things I would rather do than listen to this:
1. Spend an hour in Warty's dungeon.
2. Be forced to talk to Shriek
3. Be forced to debate policing with Dunphy
4. Be forced to watch each of the upcoming Trump-Clinton debates
5. Tear off my own skin with a potato peeler and lay down on a bed of salt.
"IT PLACES THE PEELER IN THE BASKET"
6. Date Night with STEVE SMITH
STEVE SMITH LOVE JAZZ. SMOOTH TRUMPET SOUND MAKE RAPE CHIC. STEVE SMITH RAPE WITH CLASS.
7) Nibble the dead skin off of Clinton's cankles.
Like a goldfish pedicure, except you are the goldfish?
I thought those were plecos.
8) watch a full season of Hihn Babysits Cytotoxic in one sitting
jesus christ, man. one episode per day.
Well, apparently they were right. Look how inspired you are!
Glenn Close, Joe Lieberman, Deepak Chopra
I'll take "Idiots in 3" for $400, Alex.
What I am wondering is which hooker was servicing johns to this album.
Way to bury the most horrifying details as an afterthought.
One doesn't even have to go further than the title to know that this is one of the stupidest ideas ever for an album. This makes William Shatner speaking lyrics look like Grammy material.
And is the point that these speakers are going to try to imitate the voices of these people? Otherwise why not Abraham Lincoln? George Washington? Are inspirational speeches something only from the 20th Century?
I heard Lieberman was given a choice between doing Lincoln or JFK. Guess he decided to give JFK a shot.
I thought it was Ted Cruz' father that did that.
(holds card = 8.5)
I'm waiting for the East German judge to weigh in.
Shatner and Ben Folds' album "Has Been," is actually pretty good.
What a time to be alive.
I'm just going to drop this right here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxe3BfS1wzE
I prefer the version with William Shatner.
David Miliband as Winston Churchill? Now that's funny.
The linked teaser video is positively dreadful.
The good news is that there may be an audience for my concept album, "Crusty Juggler Reads Reason Trump Thread Comments Over A Funky Casio Keyboard Beat." Pre-order now!
I'm sensing a new prize for donating to the next webathon.
advertise it as ear-bleach for the speech album.
no, wait, that might inadvertently increase sales of the speech album.
...Whut?
This old-person thing is more confounding than most young people things. And I'm stuck in the middle.
Is it for old-people? I assumed it was some sort of meta-ironic hipsterdoofus bullshit.
What the fucking fuckety fuck. In my book, enjoying political speeches is the ultimate human perversion.
The problem as I see it is, people are listening to these speeches as if the person who said them wrote them. Regarding anything in the modern era, it was written by a team of speechwriters during a late-night rap-session (as the young people call it). So you're re-speaking something written by committee. Sexy.
Andrew Young, who recently called Black Lives Matter activists "unlovable little brats," is Nelson Mandela.
Which they are. Because it seems that to love #BlackLivesMatter you also want to see the destruction of "Global Capitalism" and rub shoulders with Nicholas Maduro. If BLM had just stuck to police violence, then it'd be a helluva lot easier.
Oh, and can I presume that Nicholas Maduro using Twitter would be what progressives would call "fighting fire with fire"?
Abel Ganz "The Danger of Strangers"
Rick Wakeman post-Yes
The horrors are endless.
They should have Zack from RATM on the album to rap some Lenin. In Russian. Or Eddie Vedder could have spoken one of Bernie Sanders' great speeches.
If they wanted to have some credibility, they would have asked Bruce Dickinson to do Churchill. That is a fucking political speech album I would buy.
needs more cowbell.