Friday A/V Club: The First Pokémon Panic
You don't need augmented reality to get people worked up about Pokémon.

Tired of watching people freak out over Pokémon Go? Why not retreat to yesteryear, and enjoy an artifact from the original Pokémon panic of the late '90s and early '00s?
For those of you who weren't there the first time: Pokémon's first burst of popularity produced worries about everything from Pokémon crime to Pokémon disease. If you want to read about a bunch of the worries that were floating around back then, Louis Anslow has written a quick, fun piece about them for Timeline. (I stole those last two links from him.) But we like to dwell on the weird stuff here at the Friday A/V Club, so we're going to focus on the fringier side of the Poképanic.
Meet Pastor Phil Arms, author of Pokemon & Harry Potter: A Fatal Attraction. No, the book isn't slashfic—it's sub-subtitled An Exposé of the Secret War Against the Youth in America. Anslow doesn't mention Arms by name, but he did dig up a video of Arms in action, as preserved and edited by the archivists at Everything Is Terrible. "Why should they carry these monsters in their pocket?" Arms asks his congregation. "They say the Pokémon whole effort is to train children how to become the number-one Pokémon master in the world. You follow through the New Age teaching, you find that 'masters' are those who take control of spirits in the dark realm."
For a supercut of Arms licking his lips, go here. For a drugs-and-money scandal that hit Arms' ministry 16 years ago, go here. For a 1999 South Park episode that spoofed both Pokémon and the Pokémon panic, go here. For Snopes' Pokémon page, go here. For more gaming panics, go here and here. For past editions of the Friday A/V Club, go here.
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Has anyone caught Dajjalabbottabad yet? I'm told he's the scariest one of them all. If I catch him I'm gonna train him in my gym!
Counterpoint: Harry Potter and Pokemon and a raft of similar influences came out in the 90s and 'aughts and ever since, birth rates have been declining. And now millennial teens are having sex at record low rates. This shit is why people aren't getting laid.
So when did Reason become Pravda for Satan?
The only problem I've seen with this Pokemon shit is almost running over a couple of asshats when they walked out in front of me while playing this.
Tired of watching people freak out over Pok?mon Go?
Tired of Reason articles about it.
Seconded.
Has anyone at reason linked to this yet?
Crooked Hillary, No!
Pokemon Go is "prohibited" by Islam, Egyptian religious body says
They say the Pok?mon whole effort is to train children how to become the number-one Pok?mon master in the world.
Huh.
And somehow, from playing Pokemon Yellow back in the day, to playing Pokemon Go now, I've only ever heard them called "trainers".
Good thing this guy set me straight, that they're really called "masters" and they're secretly dark magicians.
When do I get my Satanic ritual powers?
Or just find the Pok?mon passage/track (it's not far in) at https://soundcloud.com/neilcic/mouthsilence
Who wants to bet that Pastor Phil Arms' church is now a gym in Pokemon Go?
Pokemon isn't yet out of fashion, still the danger isn't gone because there's apps like Pokesniper still being used by millions of Pokemon Players.