Friday Funnies: Above the Law

Chip Bok | Creators Syndicate

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[Fist of Etiquette]

Seems like a bad place to have that conversation, let alone attempt to then extend your chest penis into the former secretary's open mouth.

[You Sound Like a Prog (MJG)]

She looks willing.

[Pompey (91% LOLLOLZ)]

He didn't attain affirmative consent!

[Krapulent Kristen]

We call this piece "A Lively Fisting".

(I can find a Parks & Rec quote for any occasion)

[Pompey (91% LOLLOLZ)]

Frida Kahlo died her hair blond and is chumming it up with a racist caricature of The Holy President? I don't get it.

[Pompey (91% LOLLOLZ)]

DYED!

[invisible furry hand]

Once again Friday Funnies has a tenuous connection with reality. Does Hillary Clinton actually need to be told that presidents can make their own law?

[Fist of Etiquette]

She can just read it right there in the Constitution.

[Lord Humungus]

The infamous FYTW clause. *shakes fist at the founding fathers*

[Swiss Servator]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

or not.

[invisible furry hand]

That'd be a "not" then

[Swiss Servator]

Yeah....I think I would go with your choice.

[db]

You know who else was above the law?

[straffinrun]

Jude's wife?

[Swiss Servator]

*narrows gaze*

[Tom Bombadil]

What the hell? Who let straffinrun back in the house?

[[OMITTED]]

Judge Dredd?

no, wait...he WAS the Law!

[[OMITTED]]

...which means, it must be Steven Seagal. What do I win?

[Rich]

Being instated as an archangel, Satan made himself multifariously objectionable and was finally expelled from Heaven. Half-way in his descent he paused, bent his head in thought a moment and at last went back. "There is one favor that I should like to ask," said he.
"Name it."
"Man, I understand, is about to be created. He will need laws."
"What, wretch! you his appointed adversary, charged from the dawn of eternity with hatred of his soul ? you ask for the right to make his laws?"
"Pardon; what I have to ask is that he be permitted to make them himself."
It was so ordered.

-- the late, great Ambrose Bierce

[Mainer2]

I always picture Rich as an Argentine.

[Almanian's NOTHING TO SEE HERE]

Late, but....

I don't get it. It is awful, therefore, perfect.

Happy fucking Friday, Reasonoids.

May you be shot inadvertantly by terrorists trying to kill cops who pick you off by mistake, with a gut shot, leaving you to experience a slow, painful, horrid death.

Also -

*SLAP!*

[Brandybuck]

Who is that person who looks like a cross between Hillary Clinton and a donkey? What is Chip implying?