Friday Funnies: Above the Law

Chip Bok | 7.8.2016 7:00 AM

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Fist of Etiquette 10 years ago

Seems like a bad place to have that conversation, let alone attempt to then extend your chest penis into the former secretary's open mouth.
1. You Sound Like a Prog (MJG) 10 years ago
  
  She looks willing.
  1. Pompey (91% LOLLOLZ) 10 years ago
    
    He didn't attain affirmative consent!
2. Krapulent Kristen 10 years ago
  
  We call this piece "A Lively Fisting".
  
  (I can find a Parks & Rec quote for any occasion)
Pompey (91% LOLLOLZ) 10 years ago

Frida Kahlo died her hair blond and is chumming it up with a racist caricature of The Holy President? I don't get it.
1. Pompey (91% LOLLOLZ) 10 years ago
  
  DYED!
invisible furry hand 10 years ago

Once again Friday Funnies has a tenuous connection with reality. Does Hillary Clinton actually need to be told that presidents can make their own law?
1. Fist of Etiquette 10 years ago
  
  She can just read it right there in the Constitution.
  1. Lord Humungus 10 years ago
    
    The infamous FYTW clause. *shakes fist at the founding fathers*
Swiss Servator 10 years ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

or not.
1. invisible furry hand 10 years ago
  
  That'd be a "not" then
  1. Swiss Servator 10 years ago
    
    Yeah....I think I would go with your choice.
db 10 years ago

You know who else was above the law?
1. straffinrun 10 years ago
  
  Jude's wife?
  1. Swiss Servator 10 years ago
    
    *narrows gaze*
  2. Tom Bombadil 10 years ago
    
    What the hell? Who let straffinrun back in the house?
2. [OMITTED] 10 years ago
  
  Judge Dredd?
  
  no, wait...he WAS the Law!
  1. [OMITTED] 10 years ago
    
    ...which means, it must be Steven Seagal. What do I win?
Rich 10 years ago

Being instated as an archangel, Satan made himself multifariously objectionable and was finally expelled from Heaven. Half-way in his descent he paused, bent his head in thought a moment and at last went back. "There is one favor that I should like to ask," said he.
"Name it."
"Man, I understand, is about to be created. He will need laws."
"What, wretch! you his appointed adversary, charged from the dawn of eternity with hatred of his soul ? you ask for the right to make his laws?"
"Pardon; what I have to ask is that he be permitted to make them himself."
It was so ordered.

-- the late, great Ambrose Bierce
1. Mainer2 10 years ago
  
  I always picture Rich as an Argentine.
Almanian's NOTHING TO SEE HERE 10 years ago

Late, but....

I don't get it. It is awful, therefore, perfect.

Happy fucking Friday, Reasonoids.

May you be shot inadvertantly by terrorists trying to kill cops who pick you off by mistake, with a gut shot, leaving you to experience a slow, painful, horrid death.

Also -

*SLAP!*
Brandybuck 10 years ago

Who is that person who looks like a cross between Hillary Clinton and a donkey? What is Chip implying?

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