Turkey Sucks, Polls Exclude, Gun-Control Rallies Blow, California Gets High

Matt Welch talks about the news today on tonight's Kennedy

Chelsea Whittemore

Tonight's Kennedy (Fox Business Network at 8 p.m. ET, with a repeat at midnight) has a Party Panel including smart Sirius/Fox reporter Carley Shimkus, bearded laffmeister Joe DeVito, and your humble narrator. We talk about whether maybe one problem is that Turkey kinda sucks, how even the very latest presidential polls are routinely misleading, plus the conflicting optics of a Democratic gun-control rally in Chicago, California's weed-legalization initiative, and more. Tune in!

Comments

[hpearce]

Someone have the guts to discuss our civil right to due process and the fact that libertarians oppose substance control regardless of the 2nd amendment.

Someone wanting to add to my perspective on nuclear substances - please try to help me resolve this sticky issue.

For now, bombs, unlike guns, DO NOT NEED to be pointed to be a threat (nor actually "loaded" - pointing empty guns at people is a threat too)

[GILMORE?]

I can not for the life of me figure out what you're trying to say.

[Lee G]

Something about sticky nuclear bombs

[Trigger Hippie]

Leave my morning bathroom routine out of this.

[Spencer]

So, at large means you just post 2 timea in half an hour AFTER pm links? Good. Some of us work and don't live on the east coast.

[DenverJ]

You know who else didn't live on the East Coast?

[GILMORE?]

2Pac?

[DenverJ]

Gilmore wins, BTW,
Also, too soon.

[Dark Lord of the cis]

Bill Walsh?

[Dances-with-Trolls]

President Tandi?

[Ted S.]

Genghis Khan?

[Rhywun]

Nobody that matters?

[Charles Easterly]

Perhaps "Try to be kinder in a general sort of manner" would interest you as a short term exercise, Rhywun?

[Rhywun]

Sorry I left off the /sarc.

I love all parts of the USA.

[DenverJ]

You know who else's interests would have benifitted from "Try(in) to be kinder in a general sort of manner"?

[commodious]

2Pac?

[Charles Easterly]

First I miss Rhywun's sarcasm and now I miss this.

[Fist of Etiquette]

Still doing Topical Storm, eh? The carcass of < i The Independents should sue.

[Trigger Hippie]

Hey, goats screaming over Bon Jovi's Living on a Prayer. Time well spent.

[Lee G]

So they're playing the original cut?

[straffinrun]

Bearded laffmeister

*Chucks bottle of Bud lights at Matt's unsuspecting head*

[Charles Easterly]

Did you suck that beverage down or gobble it up prior to hurling the empty container at Matt, straffinrun?

[Fist of Etiquette]

Welch coordinated his tie with Kennedy's whatever the fuck she's wearing? This is the kind of thing that would have saved < i The Independents.

[Fist of Etiquette]

Is that Google Glass perched on Welch's nose?

[Fist of Etiquette]

Where's that CNN drug warrior plant for this discussion? The panel has it easy tonight.

[Fist of Etiquette]

EDIT! I saw an edit after the gluten comment.

[Rufus The Monocled]

"Turkey kinda sucks,"

I'm not much for meat myself Matt prefe...oh, you mean the country?

Yeah, Erdogan sucks much many camel pipis.

[Fist of Etiquette]

Not as much as Eragon. I mean, does Jeremy Irons need a paycheck that badly?

[Charles Easterly]

Honestly, Fist, when I saw that DVD jacket I didn't rent the movie because not only would it likely greatly disappoint me, I might also lose a bit of respect for the actor you mentioned.

What say you of his performance in The Mission?

[Rufus The Monocled]

Ah, The Mission.

Did it not have a great musical score? Can't remember. I saw in the 80s.

[Charles Easterly]

Rufus,

I suggest that you leave it there and perhaps listen to the score online (or by some other means) without subjecting yourself or your family to the movie and the humanity contained therein.

[Rufus The Monocled]

I'll leave it all in 1986. How about that?

[Charles Easterly]

Rufus,

I thought and still think that you will find it dark and those of a less cynical bent than yourself who might watch it with you will lose some of their faith in any goodness inherent in humankind.

Charles

[Fist of Etiquette]

There's the door, panel. Don't let Kennedy's hoop earrings hit you on the ass on the way out.

[Rhywun]

Yeah, I got burned last night expecting Kennedy. Never again.

[Rich]

The Judge said a federal judge might charge H with perjury for lying about releasing all her emails.

[DenverJ]

Yeah, and I might fart rainbows and rose petals.

[Rich]

I'm guessing you didn't click the link.

[Shit Pyrate]

OT Hazelmeade.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tja6_h4lT6A

[Shit Pyrate]

Liberty is the acceptance of life, and the knowledge of death.

[Almanian's Rusty [REDACTED}]

Joe DeVito is the shit. Funny AND not a liberal/prog shithead. Bonus!