Gary Johnson on Tonight's CNN Town Hall: 'It can't be bigger. I mean, really, this is really, really big'
Libertarian nominee explains how he'll try to come off as 'likable' and 'pragmatic' during his unprecedented prime-time turn

As Brian Doherty wrote here earlier, the Libertarian Party continues to experience an "unprecedented media wave" of attention that will be punctuated tonight at 9 p.m. ET by a CNN town hall showcasing the L.P. ticket of former liberal Republican governors Gary Johnson and William Weld. Earlier today I caught up with Johnson at The New Yorker hotel and asked him to contrast this media moment to what he experienced in 2012 as the Libertarian Party nominee.
"Four years ago in June we'd be making about fifteen calls a week to end up with maybe on average one national media appearance of some sort a week," the former New Mexico governor told me. "As opposed to [now] having twenty national media requests a day."
Johnson spoke with me after conducting a long interview with New Yorker political correspondent Ryan Lizza, then prepping over the phone with economics advisor Jeffrey A. Miron of Harvard and Cato. His campaign is a constant presence on MSNBC and CNN (Fox News is a more difficult nut to crack, particularly in prime time), and has to turn down more requests than it can accommodate, says Communication Director Joe Hunter. The post-Libertarian convention strategy of hopping from green room to green room while agitating to be included in polls appears to be bearing fruit. Given the fact that voters don't know much about the candidate—a recent Quinnipiac poll found that 83 percent didn't know enough about the man to form an opinion, the stakes tonight are unusually high.
"It can't be bigger. I mean really, this is really, really big," Johnson said. "I think we've started the playoffs….We're in the quarterfinals here, and we have a chance to move up. The Super Bowl being the presidential debates."
So what's the strategy for tonight? Above all else, "We need to come off as likable, and as pragmatic," Johnson said. The viewers should walk away thinking, "These are guys that have done it, and we like 'em." A combination, he archly adds, "that doesn't exist currently."
The campaign has watched all the previous presidential-candidate town halls with CNN anchor Chris Cuomo, is ready to stake out starkly different territory than the major-party nominees on the long-term unsustainability of entitlements and debt, and is probably more pleased than many libertarians that the former prosecutor Weld responded to the Orlando shootings with a plan to create a special anti-terrorism task force.
"It's something that I saw as governor, and something that I've seen repeat itself many times," Johnson said. "When something like that happens, you've got to have an answer, you can't just not have an answer. You can't say that it's acceptable, you've got to have something to say going forward. So I thought that Bill Weld actually had a pretty decent response to that." And the more we learn about how the FBI handled the case, the more critical questions can be raised. "They had to have fucked up," he said.
I asked whether the campaign feels like it has won the poll war, given their frequent inclusion and increasing numbers, and Johnson was adamant: "No! It's still one out of five polls, one out of six polls that we're in," he said. "Every day you'll see a poll—40 for Hillary, and 39 for Trump—well, where's the other 21?"
The results that have come in have been encouraging. "It is going up," Johnson said. "If you even go back three weeks ago…the consensus number might have been at 6, and now it's at 10. And that really is significant."
Some of the bumps in the numbers so far can be attributed to Donald Trump sewing up the Republican nomination in Indiana ("That was a 5,000 percent increase in Google hits overnight") and Weld winning the vice presidential nomination. But another potential boost is yet to come. "The last one to fall is Bernie Sanders," Johnson said. "I mean he's still not out—the Bernie Sanders vote hasn't gone anywhere yet….Until he actually drops out, or Hillary is the nominee, that event won't occur."
So how will Johnson and Weld take advantage of this historic opportunity? Consider this your open thread to discuss, and stay tuned to this space for more post-game commentary.
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The duopoly will fight tooth and nail to keep Johnson out of the debates.
Ok, we get it, Johnson. You can only get so erect.
Solid Opinion.
We're in the quarterfinals here, and we have a chance to move up. The Super Bowl being the presidential debates.
I hope he rifles a shot into the back of the net for a walk-off three-pointer for bogey.
Let's hope checkmates them like a house of cards.
We need to come off as likable, and as pragmatic...
Likable is fine, but not too pragmatic. This is a time for bold promises, not cold doses of reality. Who the fuck wants to vote for that?
Seriously. Remember when Donald Trump briefly ran for president last year? His entire strategy hinged on being the exact opposite of likeable and pragmatic, and he didn't win a single primary.
C'mon Gary, this is the year of the Angry Mob. Don't be such a fucking wet blanket.
Why on Earth would Johnson go after the minority of Americans who like Trump's schtick instead of the 70% of Americans who don't?
Because one of these two men is the nominee of one of the two major parties, and one is the nominee of a party that doesn't break 1%.
What you're asking is essentially, "Why on Earth would Johnson do something that has proven vastly more effective than what he did before?"
What you're asking is essentially, "Why on Earth would Johnson do something that has proven vastly more effective with right-wing statist fucks who are totally not voting for a genial libertarian like Johnson than what he did before?"
FTFY.
That's...dumb. Many of the Normal People are pretty desperate for a sane option. That's Johnson's fillip. And you'd throw that away....Christ.
Define "sa-"...
Never mind.
Define "sa-"...
Never mind.
[insert quip about squirrels here]
"Governor Johnson, how will you pursue policies that both solve all my personal problems and fit neatly within my ideological worldview?"
"That's an *cough* excellent question. Here, *cough* hit this."
Winner, winner, chicken dinner.
Sadly the only viewers will be those already committed to Johnson He will win no one over b/c no one will watch. Johnson will get 4-6% of the vote.
"Johnson will get 4-6% of the vote."
That'll be phenomenal.
Agreed.
So what's the strategy for tonight? Above all else, "We need to come off as likable, and as pragmatic," Johnson said. The viewers should walk away thinking, "These are guys that have done it, and we like 'em." A combination, he archly adds, "that doesn't exist currently."
If you have to try...
As opposed to [now] having twenty national media requests a day.
Don't mistake mockery for flattery.
So big, no one even mentioned it here @ Reason until now?
There is big, and there is hipster big.
Didn't see it. Did Gary do a joint toking or cocksucking gesture when he said that?
Sadly no.
Well, I did. So there's that at least.
Before his appearance on CNN (for those who are going to watch)... watch this guy do an impression of Gay Jay which is actually a pretty good characterization of his rhetorical approach
Yes, good observation. He does capture Gay Jay's rhetorical approach.
That's what she said.
Lee, you listen to the free trade debate between Vox Day and Bob Murphy? Good stuff.
Donald Trump put Michele Bachmann on his Evangelical Advisory Board. Gary needs to get one of those.
Let us choose.
Dana Loesch or GTFO.
+1 Hands Off My Gun!
So how will Johnson and Weld take advantage of this historic opportunity?
Hopefully not by presenting as a couple of milquetoast ex-Repulicans.
Milquetoast means timid or meek. I don't think they would come across as meek, but they could come off as bland, although that is subjective. In any case, however, bland would come across tenfold better than corrupt/criminal and worryingly unpredictable/ultranationalist as with Clinton and Trump.
bland would come across tenfold better than corrupt/criminal and worryingly unpredictable/ultranationalist as with Clinton and Trump.
True. You could never possibly get a majority of people to support a corrupt politician. People hate that.
It can't be bigger. I mean, really, this is really, really big
Yuuuuuge, one might say.
I'll get you one of these days, Bongard.
You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. -The late Douglas Adams
One might say it's "huge."
I'm really excited about this. I think it may take some time for them to find their groove, but when they do it will be epic.
I wish the response by Weld, instead of "creating an anti-terrorism task force," was a deliberate and definite promise to hold government agencies that screw up accountable. How about "creating an FBI fuck up task force, so the next time something crazy and tragic happens we can find out why billions of dollars are being wasted to do nothing, and make some heads roll."
Still, his response was better than the others, who all said we should bomb ISIS. Even Bernie got in on it.
What's wrong with bombing ISIS, assuming Congress approves, that is?
Shorter headline
Johnson: "Big"
Johnson/Zoltar 2016
"Johnson defeats Trump in Electoral pissing contest. Popular vote a stinky mess."
One could say it's huuuge.
Et tu, Crustu?
Cruste
The campaign has watched all the previous presidential-candidate town halls with CNN anchor Chris Cuomo, is ready to stake out starkly different territory than the major-party nominees on the long-term unsustainability of entitlements and debt
YYYEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!! Screw Trump and screw Hillary for ignoring this.
Actually, not ignoring this, but explicitly refusing to try and make improvements on it.
Worse than that: saying there's nothing to improve, other than to do even more spending on stuff they think is grand.
So how will Johnson and Weld take advantage of this historic opportunity?
Just keep to those solid-gold talking points: more environmental regs, new carbon taxes, national VAT, terrorism task forces and gun control.
Oh, and Nazi cakes of course. How could I forget Nazi cakes?
"OK then, abortions for some, tiny American flags for others!"
OK everyone please remember to engage the Nazi bully DoD plant in witty banter. It may keep you out of their crosshairs for a few weeks or longer.
Wait a minute: who was it just a couple weeks ago whining like that?
We really are all Tulpa!
Busted.
I actually feel kind of bad now. I thought you were trying to imply that you were a DoD contractor the other day. I didn't realize you were mentally ill AND stupid. You fucked it up and I'm not even behind 7 proxies.
You are not stupid or mentally ill. However you are very dangerous. But you vindicate the Libertarian position that government has gotten out of control, so at least thank you for demonstrating that.
Well, now I feel like a real Mary, but don't worry, I won't blow my Stack.
Dave's not here,man.
Theory on why CNN is doing a libertarian town hall: they're terrified Hillary is going to lose and they think GJ will take votes from Trump*. So they're promoting him hoping he will be a spoiler.
*Doesn't have to be true - CNN just has to believe it's true.
I think its almost so obvious its not worth stating
probably additional to that = the media realizes that constantly focusing on BOTH hillary and trump all the time makes people sick to their stomachs, and that any distraction they can offer during the 'generally disengaged summer-months' will give the pundits something to yap about without burning all their best 'narrative' topics for the other 2.
Rats: I thought I was being incisive.
True fact: Rats have incisors!
A less-conspiratorial explanation: CNN is interested in ratings and most Americans dislike the major parties.
yes.
its something to do in a boring wednesday slot, and they can then say they "did it" and now never have to again.
That wonderful moment when a feminist realizes what an idiot she has been:
https://youtu.be/IEGmgdqW7OQ?t=1m33s
What's his position on Dick Jacques?
My favorite SJW smackdown moment: https://youtu.be/YUXDZ5nNXLI?t=52s
You know who else lost an election, but still ended up making lots of news?
Al Gore?
Richard Nixon. No wait, it's Hitler isn't it?
Hey! You know the rules! You can never answer "Hitler".
I lost my rule book along with my Commenters Changing Handles Program.
The only appropriate way to answer Hitler is if you are talking about the parallel universe Hitler from The Man In The High Castle or the time travelling Hitler from Look Who's Back.
Thomas E. Dewey?
Zephyr Teachout?
George W. Bush.
Bob Dole?
Ha - double entendre FTW!
"Easy, boy."
Who you calling "boy," cracker?
So I guess with this being a town hall, Cuomo and CNN don't need to be able to wrap their head around libertarianism to pull this thing off.
Choices!
He's doing a Ron Paul style, cram it all in quickly answering of that first question.
"Can we get you to agree with Hillary Clinton while at the same time getting you into a mudslinging back and forth?"
Is that Chris Cuomo?
Ugh living in NY means I've been seeing variations of that mug all my life.
"You two bitches are broke. How can you outspend your fat cat opponents?"
I hope all you cosmotarians Hit&Runpublicans; are enjoying your boring , inarticulate, centrist-Republican candidates demonstrating their unprincipled-compromising "pragmatic" side. That's all 0.75% of you unless you're too baked to go to the polls in November.
"" Hit&Runpublicans;""
I honestly never thought this was any wittier than Block Insane Yomomma, personally.
I still think Bo is the only real libertarian and you're all fakes.
I thought we were all Tulpa.
That's the shirt and tie combo you've gone with, Governor Weld?
(sigh)
Ok, I'll tune in.
In politics, there's TEAM red tie, TEAM blue tie, and "Other"
Gary's signaling "i'm more blue that red - seriously!", Weld is saying, "i go both ways"
I think he missed an opportunity to go "purple" (or Orange* - which is sort of an allusion to British/Aussie political ties, but not unknown in America) and look hipper and more-worldly.
What is that jacket, herringbone? Pinstripe? I can't tell, but with that shirt? No. Not for television.
Looks normal to me (or my resolution/eyes aren't sharp enough)
GayJay thinks Obama is a "good guy". He's got Nick Gillespie's vote.
Listening to them kiss Obama and Hildog ass makes me want to throw up.
At least that'll turn off some of the #NeverTrump dead-enders.
Oh god the lack of awareness...
Boooo! Diplomacy? Boooooooo!
FFS Johnson. Wonderful public servant to describe Hillary?
I hope he's doing that to troll CNN and its viewers.
How about "she's a criminal and possibly guilty of treason. She should be in the Big House, not the White House."
Ohio State fan?
If the LP wanted that 5%+ so bad they should've nominated Mittens
I thought that was going well until that point, but the decision to call Obama and particularly Clinton wonderful people was kind of stupid. You don't have to call her a bitch or something else nasty. Just say "politics-as-usual" or "insider" or some shit.
If you want to play the "I want to talk about the issues facing the country and not the people I'm running against" angle that it kind of seemed they were going for, another way to do it would be something like "marvelous gin rummy player!" or "very good dancer".
Oh hell, I'm gonna have to hold my nose to vote Libertarian this time. The less lesser of three evils I guess.
I sure hope these guys know what they're doing running what appears to be two Mitt Romneys.
Two ex-Republicans who were governors of Blue states. Don't get much more Mittens than that.
They are so fucking trying to win Utah here.
And Idaho, Wyoming, Nevada, and Arizona. Lotsa Mormons there too.
Nice hat trick if they can pull that off.
"So can you knock me off the high ground with your free gun love?"
Conspiracy theories for the win!
Wow, I don't think I've ever seen an ambush question like that before.
First question is someone who was in the fucking Pulse nightclub? Fuck you, CNN. I knew this town hall was going to be a sham.
They went for the gun control jugular right off the bat. Kudos, CNN.
"former prosecutor Weld responded to the Orlando shootings with a plan to create a special anti-terrorism task force"
Sounds good. I don't mean politically, I mean it sounds like good policy.
Guns didn't walk into the club and shoot people - a person who swore allegiance to ISIS did it.
ISIS says they're at war with America, so why not a task force to fight right back with a prosecutor's weapons - and by waging war in their home territory, while we're at it?
Or we could scapegoat the weapons ISIS uses, abolish the right to a jury trial, and put ourselves on the road to banning orders.
Some things are true even if William Weld says they are.
So, you favor giving more and more power to the king and his men to solve a problem that the king and his men created and / or exacerbated? Put another way, nothing says progressivism like advocating for the creation of a "special anti-terrorism task force" after [insert name of tragedy].
"It is hard to imagine a more stupid or more dangerous way of making decisions than by putting those decisions in the hands of people who pay no price for being wrong." Thomas Sowell.
You *do* believe that there's an outfit called ISIS which wants to kill Americans, and which either inspired or perhaps even prompted the recent terror attack in Orlando?
What exactly *should* federal law enforcement's priorities be? Closing down head shops?
Let's worry about the outfit that is actually killing and caging millions of Americans.
Regarding ISIS, why would you ignore Sowell's wisdom?
Why would *you*?
See what Sowell wrote after Orlando:
"In the lofty circles of those who see themselves as citizens of the world, it is considered unworthy, if not hateful, to insist on living according to your own Western values or to resist importing people who increase your chances of being killed.
"But if you don't have the instinct for self-preservation, it will not matter much in the long run whatever else you may have.
"America's great good fortune in the past has been that Americans have been able to unite as Americans against every enemy, despite our own internal differences and struggles. Black and white, Jew and Gentile, have fought and died for this country in every war.
"It has not been our diversity, but our ability to overcome the problems inherent in diversity, and to act together as Americans, that has been our strength."
Well, are the words you quote in harmony with the creation of a "special" anti-terrorism task force?
Why would any person concerned about self-preservation and preservation of classical liberal values favor more government?
More government equals more misery.
What about the abject failure of government to actually solve problems?
How about focusing on the fact that government is already caging and killing millions?
How much wealth has ISIS confiscated from Americans?
How much many millions of Americans has ISIS caged?
"Well, are the words you quote in harmony with the creation of a "special" anti-terrorism task force?"
I'm going to wildly speculate and say "yes," but by all means email him and ask.
"I don't know what the current status of that sit-in, I'm not a news organization."
Holy shite, Cuomo completely misrepresenting the lists.
Damn, he was one step away from going "head over to the DMV and they'll pop you right off that unconstitutional list, easy as pie baby!"
I knew there was no point in watching. And I was right.
At least these questioners make Johnson look like a better speaker in comparison.
Nice pivot to being against the death penalty because government fucks that up.
Why does everyone speak like they're stoned?
You guys are terrible live-bloggers. Some of us don't have cable you know?
"You fucking utilitarian libertarians want people dying in the streets!"
I'm watching some Nazi thing on PBS.
Are there Jewish bakers involved?
GayJay isn't coming for our guns? Hook him up to a polygraph and shoot him full of Pentothal.
"Looking to get elected president and vice president" should never be a preface for an answer.
Guys, Johnson really wants you to understand him and Weld are running for President.
"Governor Johnson, do you have a Life of Julia infographic that tosses federalism out the window?"
Jesus, I see why Gary picked weld. He can actually talk. Gary really had to say, help me out here to weld.
I noticed that too. Lol.
"Law of the Land"
That's the theme.
I'm not sure I'm getting their point on marriage.
How come no link? Nobody's streaming it?
Gary is a Christer!
"I begrudgingly admit to praying to get through this thing tonight as quickly as possible."
Hahaha, I'm half drunk and just dying to go answer the questions for him. This isn't encouraging.
God-Fags!
Take that you rational men and women of Science and Reason!
GayJay goes to church only to flirt with the ladies in their comely Sunday dresses. He thanks God for the upwards drift of hemlines.
GayJay climbed Everest just to high-five God. God left him hanging. GayJay defriended Him on Facebook.
Great, now they're singing the praises of public funding for Planned Parenthood..
Fuck these two clowns. I'm out.
Look at this asshole's shirt and tie combo. Did he not know he was going to be on TV?
Also, a button down collar? The training wheels of the dress shirt world.
That question about church was bush league. Fuck you, CNN.
Ouch. Johnson lives in a neighbor lousy with Hispanics? No wonder he wants to move to 1600 PA Ave. His property values are probably shit!
Johnson is going to get this thing off the Godwin trail and back on track.
YOU'RE WRONG CHRIS
Lol! Weld Just Endorsed HITLERY!!!
Good lord
I thought they did that in the opening question.
Christina wanted "Trump" out of them?
Whatever.
Would.
It was Arianna Huffington in drag.
So far? I think they're doing a fine job. It's a refreshing message - even if they're not sounding pure libertarian.
The fact they're on CNN is very important to the movement in my view.
Although I wasn't too pleased about Planned Parenthood.
The first question sucked but overall it's not that bad. Weld is a better speaker than Johnson.
"Mr. Johnson, how high are you right now?"
Gary really seems like he's never thought of answering these obvious questions before.
I think the problem is he is answering them how he thinks he should to try and get more than 1% of the vote. I can't be a politician because I'd tell the heron mom "fuck you, no law would have saved your dumbass son".
Well, there's your libertarian case for Hillary, direct from Bill F'in Weld.
Why would he say that?
These guys are gonna have to learn to give an elbow or slide tackle.
Because you know that black-hearted wench will.
That's what GayJay gets for picking a drunk Rockefeller Republican as his running mate.
When will CNN ask Hillary who she would vote for: Donald Trump or Gary Johnson
"Wouldn't he have been better being beaten to death by police?"
How about not aspirating your damn vomit, lady?
Heh heh. =)
No legal drugs!
Fuck it, I'm voting for TRUMP!
God damnit. CNN found a woman with a heroin brain damaged son to ask about illegal drugs. I knew they were going to pull that out.
This is wild.
If they held Clinton to this standard they'd have Monica herself running out to ask a question.
When Cuomo pushed him on his apparent 'inconsistencies' I wonder if he'd do that with Obama or Hillary.
Disgraceful.
FREE HEROIN!
Jeezus fuckin' CHRIST GayJay just set the image of libertarians back...a long time ago
This is embarrassing.
Fuck this lady.
"Maybe you should have raised your son better."
This is a meltdown. Congrats, CNN.
Job done.
I commend CNN for their civic-mindedness.
Johnson needs to lay off the doobies.
Taxpayer-funded Heroin on your EBT card.
No legal drugs outside Marijuana
Keep the other drugs illegal
Fuck you LP delegates, you could have gone with McAfee
Johnson/Weld will finally shed libertarians of their reputation as "Republicans who smoke pot".
Weld to the rescue!
Don't mention the drug war!
No fucking kidding. Get away from the anecdotes as quick as possible and get to the bigger picture. I nominate you rhywun for lp nominee in 2020
LOL fuck no
Well Itd be better than this. Shit, get warty up there.
Fuckin hell. I gotta go get a drink for this.
Cuomo gets props for his "treating addicts with respect" comment.
LOSERDOPIANS
Hitlerjuanarians.
Do the other candidates in these town halls get this treatment? Without prior knowledge that it's coming.
Ago, I'm not watching, but from the comments I gather it's not good?
At this point, Weld needs a cape.
From reading down thread, I'm assuming you mean that Weld is carrying GayJay?
There was a reason Johnson insisted on Weld as his VP.
Somebody in the LP had to endorse Hitlery in the general. Weld was that man.
The drug segment was a disgusting ambush. Didn't catch much else.
Yeh, they planted that woman to play the emotional angle and they were caught off guard. I get what he was trying to say but he was all over the map trying to bring to many points together.
Fuck CNN indeed.
He should have just said, maybe you were just a lousy mom, ever thought of that? Stop trying to blame others for your crappy parenting.
This is too personal.
In case that heroin section broke your brain, here's a more coherent and amusing debate answer on it.
I see they're nailing him on his "i stopped smoking weed" statement which i knew was a gigantic idiotic foot-in-mouth.
Gotta say I'm impressed at how good Weld is at this. Johnson is smart to defer to him on points that require more eloquence.
"You wanna take a shot at this one?"
I almost spit vodka.
I just poured myself a large gin drink. Hopefully I don't spit it out or throw it at my TV.
So OK GJ is not a great speaking but I'll take something circling around the vicinity of honesty over glibness any day.
His whole "eyes widen and look at his shoes while he nods his head side to side" thing is really not the best political-speaking tic. I'm amazed he's had a successful political career up to this point. Look at the camera dude.
I've never actually seen him before and I'm fine with it but yeah I'm probably not the one he needs to win over.
It's commendable that all of you are too good, and too honest, to not see this coming from CNN, GJ, and Weld.
yeah, but what's CNN's end game? Marginalize already marginal candidates?
They're in the tank for Hillary. GayJay was taking nsupport away from her Highness. Up until about an hour ago that is.
Mockery, to entertain their viewers. Marginalized groups throughout history are always the main targets of laughter for the mob.
I guarantee you Obama would stutter if confronted by a woman like Morella for any issue.
Jesus only 2% above the fucking greens?
Ugh.
Funny how they just trotted her out two days ago like she's been a thing all along (I've never heard of her).
My prediction is that the Greens outperform the LP
I was joking about it last week, but i'm actually serious.
its not any particular desire on my part. i just think that come Nov, GJ et Weld are going to be demonized into complete irrelevance.
GayJay is really gonna shred Hitlery and Drumpf in the debates
Lol!
What the hell is with all these people from New Jersey?
I guess they're in Manhattan and they're not gonna find any interested audience closer than NJ.
What the fuck. I wouldn't have invested an hour into watching this if I knew it would bleed into a second hour.
That was a muddled mess on Free Trade.
Nice nationalist spin on free trade by Weld.
Not a bad answer for free trade. Level playing field. And thank you bill weld. Why am I saying this.
Have they said anything about Making America White Again?
http://nbc4i.com/2016/06/22/ca.....tennessee/
This is more interesting to watch.
I always figured machines did that. Also, I spent a good 5 minutes watching that.
Gary Johnson: I will reverse-decimate the CPA job market!
So?
So??? I got to use "reverse-decimate"!
ZERO CORPORATE TAX! Some is forgiven!
Seriously though, I'd love if someone would actually explain to all the fucking braindead Americans out there why our global corporate tax is killing jobs and sending corporate HQs overseas. Except it would require more time than typically allowed in these question answer formats, and Americans are mostly too stupid to understand any of it in the first place.
"Not according to our special CNN economists, anything this side of a heavily regulated, heavily taxed economy won't work."
Right, like anyone fucking believes Cuomo is an expert on the fair tax and whether it is revenue neutral. "Economists say that it isnt." Well you can find a fucking economist that says anything so it's guaranteed to be true.
*chugs gin*
Weld should just marry the IRS.
Ah. They're not on the same page with the IRS.
Speaking of generating jobs, I was reading Bob Dylan's excellent AARP interview last night, and he had an odd pivot about businesses creating jobs, not government:
"Nowhere does it say that one of the government's responsibilities is to create jobs. That is a false premise. But if you like lies, go ahead and believe it. The government's not going to create jobs. It doesn't have to. People have to create jobs, and these big billionaires are the ones who can do it. We don't see that happening. We see crime and inner cities exploding, with people who have nothing to do but meander around, turning to drink and drugs, into killers and jailbirds. They could all have work created for them by all these hotshot billionaires. For sure, that would create a lot of happiness. Now, I'm not saying they have to ? I'm not talking about communism ? but what do they do with their money? Do they use it in virtuous ways? If you have no idea what virtue is all about, look it up in a Greek dictionary. There's nothing namby-pamby about it."
I'm learning about the questions from this comment thread.
What did Hillary say when CNN ambushed her with the widow of someone who was killed in Benghazi?
Or when they had that guy ask her a question from prison about how come he was locked up for violating security protocols but she isn't?
I assume that they did that, you know, for the sake of evenhandedness.
Ooh, what did Hillary say when CNN had that widow whose husband/son was killed by Saudi-funded terrorists ask her about the money she took from the Saudis?
Weld: Back in my day in 1991!
When the oldest Millennials were just 6y/o
Fuck you i was 9.
You were a young Gen-Xer. It's like you dodged a bullet.
Is this for real?
DIASPORA?
What. The. Fuck.
I laughed out loud at that.
They both could have answered that better. I'm out of touch with most Americans but I'm assuming that admitting that police violence is real and kills people of all races and the justice system is rigged in favor of cops doesn't play well. So maybe they answered correctly by avoiding it. IDK.
I was wrong. WRONG. I thought broaden the base. But fuck that if you can't reflect even the slightest amount of principle. Shika will be happy.
Thank you for admitting your wrongness.
How did he become a governor? I really thought he could be coherent. That was just sad. This whole comment board would crush him.
I really thought he could be coherent.
You didn't see GayJay's 2012 GOP primary debate performance?
He didn't bother to think about the herion question or anything in the intervening four years? Like get ready for this?. ah well. Just go back to being sad at all the dead Syrians when hillary takes over and puts isis in charge of Syria
There are still tickets available on the train.
All aboard!
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
Well not getting is in a nuclear war over Syria with the Russians and ending humanity might be better than Hillary
This dude should talk to the drug lady about the effects of prohibition on minorities.
Libertarians haven't embraced BLM?
Ha, that's what I said. I embrace a lot of the goals of BLM except where they pretend that police violence only affects blacks.
Their "how to fix the cops" page is full of good stuff.
Their demonstrations, not so much.
"Why don't you think black lives matter?"
WTF
GayJay embraces #BlackLivesMatter
Kiss the #NeverTrump vote goodbye...again
THAT'S MORE THAN ONE SENTENCE. If you can't keep sentence spending under control, how can you be trusted with the budget?
Yeah, Black Lives is soooo a critical an issue.
Seriously, is it 2014?
What about acid rain?!?!?!?!?
QUESTION TO GOVERNOR WELD: "As the grieving parent spouse, lover or sibling of a person who was murdered in a legally-designated gun-free zone, I am concerned that you are against gun control."
QUESTION TO HILLARY: "I am an adorable seven year old girl who didn't think a woman could be president. When I saw your Presidential campaign I was inspired. But when I heard all the sexist haters who hate you, I thought that if you lose, I may as well give up my hopes and dreams and become a cheap street hooker. What words of inspiration can you give me?"
(I don't get CNN, I'm just going by the descriptions given here)
I continue to be surprised by the number of self-honest leftists who actually believe they're voting for Hillary because she is a woman. Seriously, if it were Bernie vs. Carly Fiorina, who would they vote for?
"A couple quick personal questions."
FINALLY!
What were you cosmos smoking?
Hardest thing? Listening to that woman shriek about me not tossing her son in jail.
Weld's title for his novel about the 2016 election: "Monkey Business".
Contest!
"Fucked, or Merely Screwed"
Aaaannddd....
All is forgotten.
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That was not a total flaming dumpster fire.
But it certainly wasn't great.
Didn't really even convince me they'd be effective executives, and I most agree with them. Can't imagine some Ted Cruz fan or Bernie Sanders fan tuning into that and being sold.
That was the most disastrous performance by a presidential candidate I ever saw
CNN's now got live coverage of the House shenanigans.
The Dems are -- I am not making this up -- singing "We Shall Overcome".
I'm dying here. Are those little Christmas Caroling books they're holding? Fucking hilarious.
Vote out every incumbent.
Shit - missed it.
20 years from now, they'll be staging sit-ins on behalf of the black people shot by BATF agents for dealing in illegal guns.
There were way better ways to answer a lot of those questions, but at the same time those were pretty charged questions.
A women using her son as political collateral? Good grief.
Isn't he brain-damaged? "I refuse to let his life be in vein, uh, in *vain*!"
Yeah, victims and their families shouldn't be asking questions. It becomes less about the answer and more about how to answer so you don't sound like a dick.
"At the risk of sounding like a dick, ...."
Too bad he isn't Trump, otherwise he wouldn't have to explain.
I don't think they did that bad. Weld has the kindly grandpa next door thing down pat and is pretty effective at following up Johnson's positions.
CNN certainly grilled them merciless for having the audacity to challenge the duopoly.
It's also unbelievable that the only person they could find to do it is the brother of the current Democratic governor of NY who has endorsed Hillary Clinton.
Look, the world is full of coincidences, you'd realize that if you weren't a tinfoil-hat wearing conspiracy nut.
/sarc
It's just a coincidence how many people Hillary Clinton knows who have been to or are currently in prison! She knows a lot of people, after all!
OT: I need a lawyer. Just met a man, showed me his court papers. He's totally being screwed, and has already been screwed. Immigrant on a ten year green card. Had a biz, lost his clients because he was arrested for three days. Charges dropped, but just lost his new job and can't get another because Douglas County lists it as pending.
I'm probably confusing two or three separate cases looking at the timeline.
Does anybody know a lawyer licensed in Colorado who would help this guy pro-bono?
Also, my handle now links to my email for this reason, and this reason alone, Crusty.
Might as well go straight to the top. Try David Lane. He sometimes takes on pro bono cases if he thinks it's timely in the news cycle. I've met him, spoken with him, and while it's not as if I have a standing invite to tea at his house, my impressions were that he's a pragmatic thinker, and no dirtier than any other lawyer.
Otherwise, and I know you might have opinions about this, but I would suggest contacting Denver Anarchist Black Cross. Those kids I did know fairly well. Weirdos and hippies, but very organized weirdos and hippies with a lot of experience dealing with Denver legal circles. They might know the right guy for the job.
Thank you. Yours was the first reply so far. When he told me his story, I instantly thought that the Reason Commentariat was the place to go.
He told me more of the story; is really quite rage inducing.
I'll forward it to him.
I don't have cable, but based upon the comments, I feel vindicated in my prior assessment:
I, too, should probably be feeling a bit of vindication, but I'm just depressed.
I had been half-hoping his "love me, I'm a social liberal" strategy would work, in order to make lefties and moderates pay attention to the debt and government bloat in general.
But, wait - maybe the voters will see through CNN's tactics and Johnson will get some of those precious anti-media votes?
This is actually an outside possibility. Mainstream media's popularity has much in common with Hillary and Trump's. Don't count on it, but occasionally the public surprises me with clear-eyed cynicism.
My guess: GJ isn't going to get SIV's vote.
Winner!
Where do I send your Kewpie doll?
I would vote for Weld. Gary still has some work to do. Can he get coached by John Stossel maybe? That guy knows how to break down a complex issue.
They should switch spots is exactly what I was thinking.
Weld thing
You make my heart sing
You make everything
Moderate
Weld is good at making government bigger, fatter, and more intrusive.
Weld was every bit as competent as his predecessor in making Massachusetts' budgets bigger.
Weld was real good with the Big Dig....mmm..... how many Weld administration officials have gone to jail, been indicted, been sued, subsequently went no-where politically, have been ignominiously fired and / or have been tied to one scandal or another or who have otherwise demonstrated their progressive, big government bona-fides?
Morning, Libertymike.
Reading these comments, apparently Flaccid Johnson needed a splint from Gelded Weld. I had such, ehrm, high hopes for Johnson/Gray in 2012 (they didn't make ballot access in Okie-land, so's I left the Pres section blank - voted downballot).
WE ARE THE WELD!
SF'd the link,
ONE MORE TIME, EVERYBODY! WE ARE THE WELD!!!!
Good morning to you, too, GM.
What do you think of Rory Mcilroy's decision to pass on the Olympics because of his Zika virus fears?
How would you counsel friends or family members who wanted to go to Rio for the Olympics?
It's funny you ask this LM, since Dr. ZG and I were discussing this very thing a couple of days ago.
What do you think of Rory Mcilroy's decision to pass on the Olympics because of his Zika virus fears?
McIlroy's decision is not wrong, IMMO. He's taking into account not only his own health (which directly affects his Olympic performance - his entire reason for being there), but his future wife's as well. I'm pretty sure she doesn't want to be infected either, since we really don't know which test is the most reliable (there are a few, and everyone and their pet cat is trying determine which is both the fastest *and* most reliable). And from what I understand, Rio is not utilising best insecticidal practices, thanks to Luddite Greenies and other evil shitbags deserving of being assfucked with a freshly broken broom handle.
So, the first question I would ask of any athlete (the ones that actually get a choice, since many countries' governments sponsor and pay for the athletic development, and if one does that over a young lifetime in preparation for, this is not cheap. And these types of governments want results...) is:
How badly do you want to compete? Everything else after that is academic, and I would counsel as such within that parameter.
How would you counsel friends or family members who wanted to go to Rio for the Olympics?
The first thing that *MUST* be established is, do the F&F *want* or *demonstrably need* to be there? If want, I do suggest not going; my wife and I wouldn't, TBH.
Second, to all couples who may and are planning on conceiving and objections to pregnancy termination (or simply don't like being sick and possibly spread to their SO - regardless of sexual orientation), definitely determine *want* v. *need*, and even then, I would *DEFINITELY* tell them not to go, since mosquitoes don't care if you want to conceive or already pregnant. Since this involves a third party (the baby), it would be wise to mitigate risk to 100% zero risk. (And this is my wife's - the baby expert - final answer. I agree).
Third, the events are for the athletes first, and it just about all cases, F&F not present won't really have any negative effect on athletic performance.
For more food for thought, here's what the American Congress of OB & GYNs (ACOG) has recommended based on the latest testing reliability and Zika's current known virulence and pathogenicity.
These are pretty reliable and trustworthy explanations.
Thank you for your thoughtful response.
I perused the ACOG's updated guidance to which you linked. Although I don't know this stuff like you do, I think I got the gist of it:
(1) If you are pregnant, don't go.
(2) If you want to make love with the intention of getting pregnant, don't go.
(3) Be scared.
A very good friend has been concerned because his son and daughter-in-law are planning to go to Rio with some friends. My friend's son and daughter-in-law have been married two years and the pressure is beginning to mount for grandchildren.
Thanks. I am going to send the link to my friend.
Was it really. That bad or are you guys just being butt hurt at the lack of butt sex and mexicans references?
IT WAS WORSE THAN YOU COULD EVER IMAGINE
Wayne Allan Root would have been a better LP candidate
Wayne Allan Root is more intelligent than Obama.
Wayne Allan Root has better elocution.
Sans teleprompter, Wayne Allan Root is more mellifluous.
Wayne Allen Root has the personality and approach of a used car salesman/ambulance chaser hybrid. But! The man actually can sell something and has an outgoing personality, kinda like Vince Vaughn before he became a paunchy D-lister douche.
Doc, how dare you disparage Vince?
Wedding Crashers is damn near as funny as Back to School. In fact, depending upon the day, I will rank Wedding Crashers as high as the No. 3 comedy of all time behind Midnight Run and Back to School.
"Wedding Crashers," is indeed a classic, as is, "Swingers," which put VV on the map. He was genuine and clever, a fresh face in his natural element, and a star was born.
However, much like WARoot, his personality grates worse than a three day old left out Velveeta loaf, in later movies and shows, since VV is essentially a One-Trick-Pony of the same Generic Frat Boy Character, over and over again, and he really hasn't aged well either.
WARoot is the same One-Trick-Pony, and it's pretty sad when *HE* was the bright spot with the Barr/Root ticket.
Much like Flaccid Johnson/Gelded Weld, where, according to the ledes and accounts here via Fist of Transcription's Colour Commentary LiveBlog(tm), Weld is the buddy splint supporting a Flaccid Johnson.
Fuck Gary Johnson.
LEAVE GAYJAY ALONE!
It was those damn gun control ringers who forced him to say regrettable things he didn't mean. Nobody would ask Hillary Clinton a question that would make her look bad.
It wasn't "Donald Trump giving Hillary Clinton a rim job" bad, but it wasn't great.
Here's a question for Cuomo:
"*Sob*...I'm a...*sob* woman and I'm *sob* crying because my beautiful grandson...*sob*...said that the media is engaged in a blatantly ...*sob*...blatantly manipulative effort to push its...*sob*...agenda...and I think he's becoming *sob*...cynical...can you please promise me that you'll stop?"
"And now back to our regularly-scheduled being an arm of the DNC."
Maybe already covered but, scientific study proves Australian gun laws save lives:
Well, probably, because in the preceding para we find:
You know what else would save lives? Banning all alcohol, cigarettes, and automobiles.
Hitler?
Hah!
Reposting, and there's even more to the story this guy has told me, tomorrow I'ma write to one of the Reason staff to cover this story. Who would be best?
OT: I need a lawyer. Just met a man, showed me his court papers. He's totally being screwed, and has already been screwed. Immigrant on a ten year green card. Had a biz, lost his clients because he was arrested for three days. Charges dropped, but just lost his new job and can't get another because Douglas County lists it as pending.
I'm probably confusing two or three separate cases looking at the timeline.
Does anybody know a lawyer licensed in Colorado who would help this guy pro-bono?
Oh, forgot: my handle now links to email for this. Please don't send me any investment scams.
I'm sending my collection of dick pics for your amusement.
As to the writer.. Root, perhaps? He doesn't have much of a rep as a "writer for the little man" that I know of, but he's the legal beagle 'round here and he would probably be best for laying out a sound, easily followable narrative on how the courts royally fucked up beyond all expectations.
As for heart, though... my man Rico. He's got the right touch of demagogue to foment the masses into outrage on your guy's behalf. Suderman would be my third choice.
Thanks. I keep getting reversed squirrelled. I've written this post three times, and it gets worse every time.
So, just, thanks, I knew this was the place to ask for help, and I'll repost it tomorrow links.