Gary Johnson Roundup: Off Weed, Mad at NSA, Ready to Climb the Highest Mountain of U.S. Politics
The Libertarian Party and its presidential candidate Gary Johnson continue a historically high level of attention from major media. Some of the latest:
• USA Today, a very widely read paper in this here USA, profiles Johnson. Given his past as the first governor to advocate legalization and a former CEO of a pot-field company Cannabis Sativa, they couldn't help asking him when he last indulged. Seven weeks ago, in case you needed to know. The rest of it is decent basic limning of some of his differences with his major party opponents.

• Daily Beast interviews Johnson and stresses his stance against NSA surveillance:
"China has a much lower incarceration rate than the United States, they don't spy on their citizens like we do with the NSA," Johnson [said]…Pressed further on that controversial point, Johnson pointed to the National Security Agency's widespread collection of metadata from private citizens. When told that the Chinese government monitors political dissidents, he replied: "What do you call the NSA and the satellites that are trained on us and the fact that 110 million Verizon users are having everything we do on our cell phones being data-collected?"
The Beast also got Johnson to react to Mitt Romney's questions about the probity of pot legalization:
While open to voting for a Johnson-Weld ticket, Mitt Romney recently told CNN: "It would be hard to come to support someone that takes those kinds of views… Marijuana makes people stupid and it is just not a good idea to say let's have more people falling prey to that."
"Are you any more stupid than the consumption of alcohol?" Johnson fired back to The Daily Beast. "Should anyone be denied to ability to get stupid for an hour or two, as long as that being stupid doesn't harm anyone else?"
Johnson admitted that his preferred method of consumption is via edible marijuana goods—gluten-free brownies mostly, due to his celiac disease.
• The Providence Journal stresses Johnson's mountain climbing exploits for an analogy to his current challenge:
During an earlier interview, in 2001, Johnson, in cowboy boots and with a turquoise clasp on his bolo tie, stood out amid the dark suits at a National Governors Association meeting in Providence. At the time, he was talking about climbing Mount Everest, and since then he has reached the summit of the world's highest peak…
"The similarities are incredible: you put one foot in front of the other, and you can't predict the outcome," said Johnson, now 63 years old. "In the case of Everest, you don't stand a chance if you don't show up in Nepal and attempt the journey."
• As we've noted before, Utah is where Johnson is polling the highest, and Donald Trump is very much unloved. Johnson's campaign chief Ron Nielson told me it's one of their major planned areas of emphasis, and The Los Angeles Times talks to Utahns on the ground, in the Libertarian Party and among disaffected Republicans, raising hopes Johnson can possibly beat the GOP there.
• And wouldn't you know it? Salon condemns Johnson because the libertarianism that surrounds him is still "fringe."
Matt Welch has had his eyes on the polls related to Johnson, and explains in granular detail what they tell us.
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Just give me some space, I'm having a moment.
Thanks for sharing.
My moment is being mocked!
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These euphemisms...
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"Marijuana makes people stupid and it is just not a good idea to say let's have more people falling prey to that."
Mind blown, Mitt.
Mitt's the kind of guy who would by a mind-blowing bong and never let anyone else use it.
I hear Mormonism makes people weirdina a Stepford wife kind of way. We certainly don't want any more of that.
Are you sure?
Well I'd make an exception for Emily Ratajkowski.
Slutty 70's is an underrated look.
That made my Johnson poll higher.
*engorges gaze*
What do they make dreams for
When you got them jeans on?
Civil War veteran belatedly gets a headstone recognizing his service
"former CEO of a pot-field company Cannabis Sativa"
If he was able to successfully trademark that name, this country is over.
Citigroup sues AT&T
Losers of these kinds of bullshit lawsuits should have to pay the defendant's legal fees and a pain and suffering fee. Say 25% of what they sued for. That would put a chill on that BS.
In fact, make the attorneys pay half of the 25%.
I am so glad you mentioned that.
In 1997, John Wiley & Sons, Inc sued Sudap Kirtsaeng. The university publisher claimed that the student was violating their copyright by legally purchasing their books legally made and sold abroad and reselling them for profit in the US. Wiley's argument was first sale doctrine only applied within the US.
Obviously, this was not a winning argument. Kirtsaeng won his case in 2013. And now, SCOTUS has ruled (again) on his case, this time on whether he can request legal fees.
Short answer: Lower and appeals court say three judges in favor makes Wiley's argument "objectively reasonble".* SCOTUS says maybe - toss it around some more.
Nineteen years, two Supreme Court rulings, we don't even know how much mammon. This is what winning looks like.
*Don't... just don't even get me started.
I am so glad you mentioned that.
In 1997, John Wiley & Sons, Inc sued Sudap Kirtsaeng. The university publisher claimed that the student was violating their copyright by legally purchasing their books legally made and sold abroad and reselling them for profit in the US. Wiley's argument was first sale doctrine only applied within the US.
Obviously, this was not a winning argument. Kirtsaeng won his case in 2013. And now, SCOTUS has ruled (again) on his case, this time on whether he can request legal fees.
Short answer: Lower and appeals court say three judges in favor makes Wiley's argument "objectively reasonble".* SCOTUS says maybe - toss it around some more.
Nineteen years, two Supreme Court rulings, we don't even know how much mammon. This is what winning looks like.
*Don't... just don't even get me started.
Can I get you started in the trouser area?
Looks like Pearson...
*dons Fist's sunglasses*
...was taken to the cleaners.
The case I believe was Johnson v Pinching Fly.
It's descriptive, soo...
I can say this for sure:
Alcohol has never made me stupid.
*looks around for car keys*
Is it stupid to give a girl you hardly know an unasked-for shoulder rub? Is it stupid to black out in bed with your pants around your ankles!?
Ask Crusty. I'm 36. It's been about 16 years for me. I used to know the answers, but I don't now.
Sixteen years since what, you gave a woman an unwanted shoulder rub? That shit knows no age, bro.
I've been with my wife for 16 years. Yeah, she gets some unwanted penis rubs, but it's in the marriage contract.
Christ, you started out of the gate, didn't you?
I'm thirty this year, I can think of no ex I'd have wanted to make a wife. Good on you. Or her. Or both.
She doesn't like it when you rub her penis?
Yeah, you were stupid long before you met alcohol. :-p
gluten-free brownies mostly, due to his celiac disease.
Johnson confirmed for hipster food faddist. He's lost my vote. You know who eats wheat products? TRUMP.
Trump 2016, He Eats Wheat.
#NeverJohnson? Sounds homophobic.
You know who else was featured in wheat-based propaganda?
Tony the Tiger?
I think that's sugar-based.
Scarface?
University of Kansas Basketball?
Frank L. White?
Trump 2016, He Eats Wheat.
MAKE AMERICA GRAIN AGAIN!
Very nice. You win the intertubes today.
Are you cereal?
I'm super cereal, bro.
I thought it was "coeliac."
Of course, I also thought it was "octopi"....
I feel bad for the celiac people who get lumped in with the gluten-free dorks who do it because it's cool or something.
But it's way to trendy to be hipster at this point. Does no one even know what a hipster is anymore?
Any hipster that doesn't embrace libertarianism should be openly mocked for mainstreaming it.
A journalist drags poor William Penn to defend the European union and urge the UK to stay in it.
Penn had a dream - a European Diet, or Parliament, which would settle disputes among states. The plan was to avoid war by having would-be warring parties submitting to the justice of the Diet rather than waging war.
Of course, there are a few differences between Penn's proposed Diet and the modern EU.
-His Diet would resolve disputes which would otherwise lead to war, not punish grocers for labelling their products in pounds instead of kilograms.
-Each country's voting strength would be proportional to its wealth, or in modern terms, Germany would have like a jillion times the voting strength of Greece.
-Decisions would be made by a three-fourths vote of the delegates, not by a committee of civil servants.
-And one of the proposed benefits of the system? "The Great Security it will be to Christians against the
Inroads of the Turk, in their most Prosperous Fortune." A united Europe would be an "Over-Match" for the Ottoman Empire.
I have a curvy banana. I would like to sell it.
Will you stop using that English-Hungarian phrasebook, I don't think it's accurate.
I would also like to make money with my curvy banana.
It's covered in black spots, who want's that?
Cruella de Vil?
Would
"Waiter, there's a fly in my whisky!"
"Not so loud, sir, that fly is underage...you wouldn't want to get us shut down, would you?"
ALTERNATE JOKE: "It's Spanish Fly, sir."
What? I was trying to respond to DenverJ.
"Waiter, what is this fly doing in my soup?"
"Backstroke, I believe."
I just realized Yzma is Cruella de Vil in a former life.
My spoon is too big.
For the love of God, and all that is holy...
... my anus is bleeding.
What with no-fly lists and now perhaps no-gun lists, issued by officials with very limited judicial review, let's get used to what it looks like on the bottom of the slippery slope - banning orders.
That already happens.
I don't know what the hell I was just served, but it sure ain't whiskey.
"Only our truly discriminating customers can tell the difference, sir, we are impressed by your good taste. Let us show you something in our cellars which we give only to our special customers...come downstairs and taste our Amontillado."
I will go to the wall defending Amontillado from those who would seal it away forever.
It is Furtunado that we get your reference.
So, for those of you old enough to remember: Demolition Man. What was the context for this? Released in '93, depicting a horrendous future in '96. Was there a general expectation of severe decline, or was it a parody of expectations in the 80s, or was it purely artistic license?
People always think things are going to shit. Plus Taco Bell was thisclose to taking over the entire eatery industry.
There's nothing like a burrito supreme to quench the desire for a burrito supreme.
It can't be repeated enough. Demolition Man is the most prescient movie of the last 25 years.
You are now entering the Hall of Violence.
What's your boggle?
Idiocracy would like to have a word with you.
Hah! My wife and I were discussing the natural dangers of using fingerprints or retina scans for security access yesterday and I brought up Demolition Man's foretelling.
Demolition Man was set in 2032. Good film. I'd say the film was a tongue-in-cheek action comedy, not really a prediction.
"He doesn't know how to use the three seashells!"
But the part in which Stallone and Snipes are frozen is set in '96. It just seems odd having the future depicted as a hellhole so close at hand.
Pt 1: I think Demolition Man was kind of the overlap of the 80s action hero, a la John McClane, and the 90s view of the future of technology/computers/internet, and then there's also the fact that gangsta-rap was on the rise, so that influenced the view of future culture where everyone would have a gat in 1996. But, I think there's also a pre-CGI vs post-CGI thing happening in Demolition Man's time. Demolition Man is squarely pre-CGI, which means the enemy is not a giant robot made by the people who live underground, and the worst weapon is some sort of laser gun that behaves like a souped-up rifle. I think the 1996 future really was the post-80s grimey version of the future where we all devolve into gangs shooting each other for each transaction, but the gangs have computers to aid them. But is the Demolition Man future any worse than the Escape from New York future?
Pt 2: On the other hand, isn't the cheap way to picture the horrible future to set every scene at night or in the rain? Doesn't the dystopian future have sunny days without any clouds and still a horrible gang that terrifies the general population? And this brings us back to my point that Demolition Man is the most prescient vision of the future. The reason is that Demolition Man set the future in a sunny landscape where the worst elements of society were forcibly hidden from the masses and everyone was positive about every day and everyone else without worrying about the worst of society. But the worst people are the leaders who are cynical about people and think that by artificially manufacturing happiness, everyone will be happy and not revolt. So worrying about "fluid transfer" is removed from mainstream society, removes an anxiety that was part of the human existence for the previous 200,000 years. But, maybe, people like having that anxiety because maybe it is a part of what makes humans human. Anyways, Everything is Awesome
+1 Blade Runner
+1 Se7en
If it ain't baroque, don't play it. Ol?!
The anti-triggering movement is getting out of control
"The district said it was rejecting the scholarships because the essay announcements would upset parents..."
The Jezebels amused me
TW: it is from Jezebel you stupid heads, so don't get mad at me if you click on it.
Stupid html
She couldn't feel he was in here? Maybe she should take a month or so off and let her precious chrysanthemum retract it's petals a bit.
I have a curvy banana.
That article might have been more fun.
Minutes later we became intimate. I forget his name.
So you fucked a guy you had known for minutes and have apparently done this so many times that you have forgotten the names of some of the men you have been with. Wow.
Quit fucking slut-shaming fucking sluts, you fucker.
It is supposed to be satirical.
Okay.
What do you make of the fact that half the readers are sniggering and offering their own overblown-praise ("I peed myself in admiration of your courage"), while many others are like SO YES, LOVE U as though there's nothing being mocked at all.
its parody, but as noted - given that the parody is of the 'silly, vapid, self-important' millenial-feels-monger that she *actually is*.... it seems to function simultaneously as both sincere, and a mockery of itself.
which isn't the first time i've seen this. parts of the progosphere seem to have a process of inoculating themselves from criticism by offering their own self-parody which simultaneously mocks their own excesses...which providing themselves an apology for them. "its because we're just such good people that we go too far... so its understandable".
the 'ultra-spiritual life' dude is sort of on the same tip. its a bizarre "have your cake & mock it too" M.O. that actually works.
This is the next generation of post-factual lifestyle. Not only doesn't your lifestyle conform with reality, not only isn't it discounted by basic science, but the fact that it doesn't and isn't is proof that you're metaphysically superior. This guy is the vanguard of a new cultural elite, one which denies even the most tenuous connection to reality in preference to pure feels.
Joanna Rothkopf's entire writing career used to fall into one of a few categories =
- "Rachael Maddow Totally Destroyed [insert republican] Last Night"
- "[Insert Republican] Says Totally Racist Thing/Here's Another Racist Right-Wing Myth"
- "Bill Nye/Neil DeGrasse Tyson *Totally Get It* / Random Fact Totally Proves Global Warming"
- "Why 'Shushing' Women is a Hate Crime / Random Social Outrage Over Trivial Act"
...which i guess is unfair - that's all *Salon* actually is, really; endless repetition of the same thing.
But my point was that it was surprising that i'm supposed to take this author seriously as a "self-aware" being, capable of mocking her own generation's vapid-self-absorption.
this person fancies themselves *a professional writer*
Someone should tape over the semicolon button on her keyboard before she hurts someone with it.
I now realize that this was likely intended to be a parody.
wow, i'm batting 0/2 so far.
it doesn't help that the author does herself vacillate between humor, and incredibly sincere horseshit for Jezzy/Salon. She's parodying her own genre.
Poe's Law
If Gary Johnson keeps saying crazy popular shit like this, it's gonna drive all sorts of support for libertarianism in general. Somebody stop him before it's too late!
LOL
I'm so glad we've got Johnson and Weld to vote for. I've got a handful of people ready to vote Libertarian who never voted Libertarian before.
I wish Johnson would call on Hillary Clinton to return the $10 million she accepted from the Saudi government. It's just absurd that she can do something like that. He should at least call on her to promise not to accept any money from foreign governments while she's the President of the United States. How can that be too much to ask?
She promised she would not accept foreign donations while she was Secretary of State. We know now she accepted at least $18 million in foreign donations during that time.
Gary Johnson needs to act like a Nazi Julie Andrews and climb the mountain of conflict.
The voices in his head should be singing barbershop quartets.
Fuckity bye.
You are on point re: references tonight, commode.
First of all, who's your A&R
A mountain climber who plays an electric guitar?
But he don't know the meanin' of dope
When he's lookin; for a suit-and-tie rap cleaner than a bar of soap
President Johnson is very, very evitable.
I know it wouldn't have been accurate, but the musical would have been more interesting if it had the Nazis catching the Von Trapps.
Someone's up early.
Had that happened their descendants wouldn't be making beer in Vermont now.
Facebook has banned the page of gay magazine Gaystream after they published an article critical of Islam in the wake of the Orlando massacre.
Sorry, gays! You're lower on the victim totem pole than Muslims. Sad!
Gays suddenly realize they've served an important but expendable role in advancing the progressive agenda.
Frank and Ken Shultz both are certain what happened in Orlando had nothing to do with Islam. So, that magazine was just being racist and engaging in collectivism.
Frank may in fact be the dumbest human being I have ever encountered. There isn't one area of knowledge that he won't rape with his giant cock of ignorance and willful stupidity. Ken is wrong about this but he can be right about other things. Frank is never right about anything ever. And he is never wrong in an interesting or thought provoking way. He just forever pig ignorant.
For the love of christ, its like no one can write a headline that isn't an incomprehensible gibbering mess anymore.
which has nothing to do with that issue... its just, i read that sentence 3 times and had zero clue what it was supposed to mean.
There is no money in journalism anymore. So, no one with any prospects pursues it. Think about it; getting an education degree is more likely to lead to a steady job than going into journalism. So journalists are people who were not smart enough to get an education degree.
I actually think that example might be suffering from a translation from the German?
but regardless - I think many are smart enough... its just that 'journalism' has increasingly become a form that has lower standards than personal-diary-entries or "random notes you took in a meeting". Being clear doesn't really matter.
That is because none of them ever learned how to write. They stopped teaching it in college because enforcing standards is something that the snowflake generation just can't handle. And there are no newspapers and old school editors to teach it left. Journalists make their careers writing on the internet where, personal-diary-entries or "random notes you took in a meeting" is the standard. They never learn any better and are rewarded such that they don't even realize how awful they are.
To leftists, the only people ever capable of committing an evil act are white male Christians.
Muslims could kill every gay and tranny on the planet and it wouldn't be their fault, simply because they aren't Christian.
And wouldn't you know it??Salon?condemns Johnson because the libertarianism that surrounds him is still "fringe."
Does anyone have any fucks to give? It's Salon; to them, someone like Bernie Sanders is either "moderately progressive" or "center-left."
No kidding. Does anyone even read Salon?
I think they get paid by some wealthy prog to just ? do whatever, as revenue be damned.
Sad!
Behold the field in which my fucks are sown; observe how it lays barren.
For Salon "fringe" = "not invented here."
Whatever.
Housewife the happiest profession. The staff of Jezebel hardest hit.
'China has a much lower incarceration rate than the United States, they don't spy on their citizens like we do with the NSA," '
Let's not... get ahead of ourselves GayJay.
That is a Frank level stupid comment. The Chinese have some of the strictest internet and speech controls in the world. And there is more to a society than its incarceration rate. The reason they are incarcerated has something to do with it as well.
Beyond that, "Make America more like China" doesn't sound like a very good campaign slogan.
The entire population of China is in a giant prison known as "China".
Imagine the pants shitting around here if Trump had said something that stupid. But Johnson says it and somehow it is not stupid and indication that Johnson has lost his fucking mind.
Hmmm, citation needed. It seems to me that Johnson gets quite a bit of criticism on these here boards.
He gets some.
But there are just too damn many of them to spy on.
Who the fuck is Frank that you're so hot about?
d'Anconia. I think I generally like John, but, this obsession is not ok. When I first started reading Hit'N'Run, I got John and Joe mixed up and got into it with both of them. This was under a different name, so I think I'm good as far as privacy goes. I learned quickly to lurk before I commented again.
Aha! So you'reTulpa!
Sigh....
I don't think Tulpa was around at my start, but if I am resigned to being Tulpa to preserve my anonymity, so be it.
Everyone's Tulpa sometimes. It's a thing. S'okay, brah, you're good.
with apologies to the buzzcocks..
Everybody's Tupla nowadays...
Ah. Ok. John's alright most of the time, his malapropisms are outstanding, but every so often he gets this burr under his saddle and ends up looking like a horse's ass.
I would prefer to go back to the old commenting system with all comments in chronological order. Nested replies allow people like John to reply to all comments, and for someone like John, he can't help it. Hi John!!! ::waves hand:: I really think I would like you in person, but you should relax on replies.
China has a much lower incarceration rate than the United States
This is actually true. Mainly because in China you're much more likely to be executed, whereupon they no longer need to lock you up.
"USA Today, a very widely read paper in this here USA"
Good one.
I tend to read it when it's free at hotels when I travel, and what I mean by "read" is "use it to fecklessly smear around blown chunks on the floor of the shitter."
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/artic.....erson.html
How to stick an AR 15 down your pants
Is that an AR 15 in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?
Some of us have to live with the massive protrusions in our pants, thanks.
The lumbersexual in that video may have been compensating for something.
Some of us have a lot to compensate for!
The video ends abruptly with Buck mentioning '264 rounds' - apparently the amount of bullets he has loaded into the rifle and handgun.
Whoa, whoa where can this compact mag to magically fit in my pants?
Hah! Nigel Hawthorne. Wow. And he's dead now. More's the shame.
time means nothing to the bored born
also, effort means not a fucking thing to them
these wasting lost islands of clicking tribes
AC at the plate. Smokes a frozen rope down the third base line.
i guess fucking tall mountains and shit
I'm late to the party, but did I really just hear Joe Manchin say due process is the problem? If that doesn't inspire pitchfork sales, we deserve the govt we will get.
run into the sanguine violet streams my lovely straff. escape the moons, my lost toe beast on the steel swinging Ukon you fly forever into the suns of lost purples that swirl outside our lazy golden king
"The problem we have?and really, the firewall we have right now, is due process. It's all due process. So we can all say, 'yeah, we want the same thing,' but how do we get there. If a person is on a terrorist watch list like the gentleman?the shooter?in Orlando, he was, twice by the FBI, we were briefed yesterday about what happened. But that man was brought in twice. They did everything they could. The FBI did everything they were supposed to do. But there was no way for them to keep him on the nix list or keep him off the gun buy list. There was no way to do that. So can't we say that if a person is under suspicion, there should be a five year period of time that we have to see if good behavior, if this person continues the same traits? Maybe we can come to that type of an agreement. But due process is what's killing us right now."
Don't worry ya'll. Still plenty of time to turn this around. Plenty of time.
Well, not to get Preet upset, but if this asshat does anything more than talk about removing due process, it won't be due process that's killing him...
Sounds perfectly reasonable. All rights should be subject to a 5 year waiting period.
It's just 'common sense'
punching letters into pure white is fuck festival of tall bottles and boats and fucking straw hats
twisted smiles
haunted arms
glistening spoons
swerving cars
cliff lingers
ghost fuckings
limber fucks
old oaken closets
sweaty bras
smelly sailboats
lines of downtowns
lost on the gravels
of wandering towns
fishing on the streams
of ancients singing dead songs
Look who's showed up.
well so i turned my head inside out and saw all my dreams fucking naked and fuck
and packed all that shit inside an entire suitcase of stars and deposited my goddamn fucking self into
the snores of stars across that fucking star ball court, brother jingers
warbling jaws hit the panes of my brains outside
the stiff bricks of tall sashes under the alleys of a Tennessee
attempt to fucking understand the goddamn juxtaposition of
guilt ridden wealth and
calming streets where odd arts gather under storms
and lost london
AC, how you doing, man?
peace Den star
Screams to the empty eyed millennials
punching their pricking pinching trips
is the unveiling of the ultimate modern
lost culture of swimming minds
captured forever in the magical apps
of code and corporate math
generations entirely FUCKING lost
on the flattened universe of neutrality
swinging with pretend fun.
Ultimate vacuuming of the
modern brain.
STEP ThE FUCK UP, BITCHES!!!
you want ease? you desire perfect access to my
FUCKIN
i want to ride a flower across the FUCKINg entire universe of brains
I once captured a cloud
and it smiled cloud like at my head
and i was enraptured and let the cloud go
even though i realized the cloud actually
captured me and decided on that day
to fuck with me for a cloud moment
punch keys
gain access
to the boxes
smile broadly
get noticed
by the sweet ladies
punch keys
gain access
to the islands
where the wings
unleash
right?
they want to map all the entire streams of humans, lovely blonde
they will most likely make this law, sweet blonde
we will fuck that last time, sweet blonde
because all the generals can shove all the spoons of the entire
world into their ears, sweet Reason.
watch agile get sent a ninja to kill him now, reason
Stay with us Agile!
Butts blastola into the plastic effervescent fucking
rivers of pseudo reality where light
poems strike the Butts adventures
fucking asshole transmodals are wincing plastic clowns
and the digital crowd swervatrons along with their cactus
clouds dankamatrous fiestorious travel pannings and that secret
river underneath the unmentionable mountain in deep Idaho
whore gold dreams that FUCKING ancient dingy spacecraft
that supposedly alighted on the dreams of wrinkled super old
penny gathering lizard erectors behind the bellies of super
tall mountains filled with angry poltergeists and green bears
and shit
if you swish a lazy frog with your gentle sunsets
your spine will grow wings and billowing updrafts
will capture the letters of our modern lovers and their
letters in this space.................
if my lovely brothers and sisters punched love into space
rest assured their peace transcends the New York of a sweet Sinatra
Got no poetry for you AC, just Bay Area gov't wonderfulness:
"Oakland police bombshells: Racist texts, latest chief steps down"
[...]
"Oakland's acting police chief Paul Figueroa stepped down Friday, becoming the third head of the Oakland Police Department to abruptly leave the top post in nine days, just as another bombshell dropped: A new internal investigation is under way, this time into racist text messages and emails shared among officers."
http://www.sfgate.com/news/art.....310286.php
So, as far as I know, Ms. Mayor has handed out life-time med and salary benes to three people whom she rapidly realized were not qualified to do the job for which she just hired them.
Now, I would suggest, along with being fired, that stupid POS should personally be liable for the millions of dollars she just blithely handed out to witless LEO.
So if it's not banging underage hookers, it's being a racist?
I have no idea what in hell is going on there. (afaik) one CoP was fired for having an affair; you know, what Bubba did more times than Hilary cares to count.
So maybe the (D) mayor should ask Hillary for advice? Or maybe she should ask that hag for advice in avoiding indictment?
Someone is incompetent, and I'm pretty sure they are a D.
Ooops, my mistake:
It's Bush's fault.
Well, I guess the previous CoP was not implicated, but it's still pretty bad "A retired Oakland Police Department captain in his 80s also paid her $250 to have sex with him in a fleabag motel, she said."
What is Bush's fault?
It's always Bush's fault.
This could be funny, but I want to be fair. Did Bush have something to do with who populated the Oakland PD or what practices they chose to engage in? I'm not sure what I should search for on Google. Is this what Sevo is referring to?
Butts Wagner|6.18.16 @ 1:35AM|#
"This could be funny, but I want to be fair."
It's a joke and a spoof of several folks who used to commonly post here.
As far as they were concerned, any screw-up by Obo was actually caused by Bush doing something. ANY of Obo's screw-ups, it was 'Bush's fault!'.
So if someone got a bad haircut, it became 'Bush's fault'; it seemed the guy could cause planets to explode.
I bailed before I found out that Sevo made the joke. Suck it straffinrun.
It is known.
ooohhhmmm
giants walked into the gardens
and reflected lights soared above
the fucking monuments of
dead goddamn gods and Squeens.
Fucking dead bosses.
Fucking dead is end, man........
at the head of a blow staff river
filled with lightning and killer reptiles
also i have done tons of drugs and booze
and the safari dude is about to shut
my shit so down and cra
Agile Cyborg is the wokest.
Better living through chemistry.
You know, retorting that alcohol is just is bad is probably lost when it's to a Mormon, who don't drink and probably would ban alcohol if they could.
USA Today, a very widely read paper in this here USA
Citation needed. Now widely distributed paper I could accept.
Ex-Amish Family Traded Underage Daughter for Financial Assistance
Daniel Stolzfus told police he gave his daughter to Kaplan after "researching the legality of the exchange on the Internet."
Assuming the information he received suggested the trade was legitimate, it was wrong. The age of consent in Pennsylvania is 16. Children between the ages of 13 and 15 may only consent to sexual activity with partners who are no more than four years older than them
But the whole trading someone for money is ok, right?
"Nobody really liked him, nobody got along with him," he told The Daily Beast. "There was a fire at his house once and he refused to let the fire department in to inspect it. He was aggressive and they had to finally handcuff him so they could get in."
How dare he deny the FD their right to enter his house.
A police officer on duty at Lower Southampton Police headquarters said he had no information about any previous trouble at the house, and referred The Daily Beast to the department's Right-to-Know officer, who would not be available until Monday.
"But it was shocking to learn that he had that many kids in there. I'm just glad they got him."
they couldn't help asking him when he last indulged. Seven weeks ago, in case you needed to know.
meanwhile, Hillary's still drunk from last night.
Sounds like a pretty worthy plan to me dude.
http://www.Got-Anon.tk
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Slow day at H&R. But at least things are getting better in Venezuela. Now there is nothing left to loot:
Nothing left to loot, the cupboards are bare!
Well, now these greedy merchants have time to become artists and poets. Viva la revolucion!
"This area is 100 percent Chavist," said Rafael Gutierrez, a community leader in the north of the city.
"We have stuck by it in good times and bad. We do not understand why people in the community want to get involved in the MUD. They have been rejected more than once in elections."
Ummm, yes, dummies, you keep voting for commies and now you're still wondering what is wrong. Just grub some roots for chewing for a while and keep supporting the revolution, comrades.
Just throwing a thought out. But have they really?
Because the one area that is certainly not corrupted is the election. The government of Venezuela may lie, it may cheat, it may steal the wealth of millions, run an entire country's economy straight into the ground, and kill with impunity. But tampering with the votes? No. That would be wrong.
I admit curiosity.
That could very well be true. But I was only commenting on the one guys statement.