Orlando Shooting

Video: College Race Activists Derail Vigil for Orlando Victims, Hate on White People

'I thought I'd take a moment to list out some facts that many of you probably don't know because you're white.'

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Screenshot via The College Fix / Youtube

Activists associated with the Black Lives Matter movement at the University of Missouri spoke at a vigil for victims of the Orlando Pulse Shooting, refocusing the event onto their own personal grievances.

Many people, including a gay couple, were offended by student-activist Tiffany Melecio's remarks, which explicitly condemned white people. Melecio also expressed frustration that more people would show up for a vigil for LGBT victims than a Black Lives Matter event. Video footage is available below, courtesy of The College Fix.

She began by making several contemptible statements.

"I was really nervous to get up here because there's a lot of white people in the crowd," she said. "And that wasn't a joke. I wish this many people came out to our racial demonstrations, and our Black Lives Matter movement."

If the masses aren't racing to participate in Melecio's demonstrations, perhaps it's because she places people in race-based categories and then makes sweeping generalizations about them. Perhaps she also lacks perspective. Whining that people have an easier time expressing sympathy with the victims of a mass terror attack than they do expressing sympathy with whatever agenda Melecio is pushing is not a great way to make converts.

If you think I'm judging Melecio too harshly, read the rest of her comments:

I don't want to stand up here and be angry, because this isn't for me, this isn't for you, it's for the people we've lost. But I thought I'd take a moment to list out some facts that many of you probably don't know because you're white. I'm tired of the black and white dichotomy that happens every time we talk about race or anything in the country. We never take time to consider the shades in between, like mine. It's awesome that there are so many people here today, but it's like, who are you really here for?"

Only a truly deluded person could shame white people for their ignorance in one breath and then lament the unproductive nature of conversations about race in the next.

Melecio's truly offensive comments—and I don't say that lightly, but they were—provoked the ire of some members of the crowd. Carl and Daniel Brizendine later told The College Fix, "Right here on this stage, they are segregating us as a community. They are making it a racial issue."

The police questioned the Brizendines for interrupting Melecio, but took no further action. The vigil happened on Monday.

Melecio was flanked by two other activists—one of whom is a Mizzou administrator and coordinator of the campus's multicultural center.

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  2. Activists associated with the Black Lives Matter movement at the University of Missouri spoke at a vigil for victims of the Orlando Pulse Shooting, refocusing the event onto their own personal grievances.

    Stay classy, baby, stay classy.

    1. They don’t like the SJW Totem Pole of Grievance, or more accurately, their place on it.

      1. I can’t ever figure the damn thing out. I thought gays were above Muslims. Nope, apparently very much nope. I know you get multipliers for falling in multiple categories, but your average, vanilla white girl, I’m not sure she’s really on the TPG. Maybe unless she’s a feminist?

        Someone needs to draw this for me.

        1. It was obvious to me that gays were below Muslims in the victimhood hierarchy since at least Pim Fortuyn‘s assassination.

          1. When the political aftermath of the Orlando shooting started rolling in on all the major media outlets, Pim Fortuyn was the first person I thought of.

            In court at his trial, van der Graaf said he murdered Fortuyn to stop him from exploiting Muslims as “scapegoats” and targeting “the weak members of society” in seeking political power.

            How long before that happens to a politician/political-wanna-be here?

            1. Probably a while since politicians, including candidates for office, tend to be surrounded by po-po.

              1. They’ll probably try lower down the food chain.

            2. And he got sentenced to something like 16 years and got out after about 10… for murder, a political assassination no less.

              1. Sentences in Euroland are screwy. How much did that Norwegian guy get for killing all those people?

                1. 25 years. Not sure about parole eligibility.

                2. years in a resort nicer than my old apartment.

                3. Sorry 21 years, elgibile for parole after 10. That works out to a few months for each child murdered.

                  1. so the lesson is I can go to Norway, murder a metric fuckton of people and get to retire to a nicer place than I could afford until recently.

                    Got it.

                    1. Justice is blind, deaf and dumb…with no arms or legs and paralyzed from the neck down.

                4. In Stalinist Russia, murder of an ordinary citizen only rated 8-10 years in prison, but attacks on Party officials were counterrevolutionary terrorism, punishable by death.

            3. How long before that happens to a politician/political-wanna-be here?

              Apparently your answer is :

              “Less than one day.”

        2. I think at some point there’s a D20 roll. It seems random and most of the modifiers are related to your income or melanin.
          It isn’t a fixed list but fluid as my gender identification.

          1. Grievance initiative roll! I like it!

          2. Actually, income is the one thing that’s never factored into the calculation, because tons of these protesters come from wealthy families.

          3. Brilliant, Princess.

            I’ve actually been working on a concept for an SJW/Grievance board game. While it will be playable, it’s intended more as a parody like the most excellent parody game Macho Women with Guns.

            1. Baffling Screed
              Casting Time 1 standard action

              EFFECT
              All creatures within 60 feet of the caster suffer 2d6 Psychic damage. This damage is multiplied by the affected creature’s Wisdom modifier. Creatures with a negative wisdom modifier are instead healed by the caster’s inane diatribe.

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                Note: This win carries with it no cash value. In fact, I just made it up on the spot.

        3. The problem is that there isn’t a single list. There’s a bunch of them, and everybody puts themselves at the top of their own list.

          1. Yes. It’s a big mistake to think that there is any consistency to it.

        4. Muslims have been above gays since Fall, 2001. Certainly since state-sanctioned marriage became available to gays.

          1. If only the Muslims were allowed to marry!

  3. But I thought I’d take a moment to list out some facts that many of you probably don’t know because you’re white.

    OK, Tiffany — Lay ’em on me.

    1. Did you know that the evil white man somehow stole everything good about modern society from the saintly black africans while inflicting everything bad about the modern age upon them and simulteneously erasing any evidence of the uber-advanced african civilization?

      /I have heard this argued with utter cincerity and complete belief by some individuals./

      1. Jokes on her, I already knew this.

      2. Oh, that kind of stuff.

        I was hoping it was more like: “Juneteenth, also known as Juneteenth Independence Day or Freedom Day, is a holiday that commemorates the announcement of the abolition of slavery in Texas in June 1865, and more generally the emancipation of African-American slaves throughout the Confederate South.”

        1. No BLM agitator is going to talk about actual Positive things that happened in the past.

        2. She is really gonna shit when she finds out who proposed ending slavery, fought to get it done, and why the NRA was created in the first place. I would pay a dollar to see it too.

      3. That conspiracy theory (UCS @ 2:19) is Nation of Islam boilerplate paranoia.

      4. I would like to hear more about this uber advanced African civilization, tell me more!

        Is it the one they found under the ocean, which was once farmable land? Perhaps this advanced civilization was emitting too much CO2, in which case could we safely blame this society for all our current ills?

        1. could we safely blame this society for all our current ills?

          No, because “slavery.”

    2. So glad I read that before sipping my coffee.

  4. Melecio was flanked by two other activists?one of whom is a Mizzou administrator and coordinator of the campus’s multicultural center.

    Looks like the Missouri legislature needs to do some more budget cutting, no?

    1. Indeed. A “multicultural coordinator” would probably fit in better at the UN, anyway

      1. $20 says the U paid for her travel, too.

        1. By “U” you mean “you”?

          1. Only if you live in Missouri.

            1. There’s tons of federal taxes involved, and Title IX cinches it.

            2. But then, he’s literate, soooooo

        2. I think the vigil in the story above occured on the Mizzou campus, so no travel. She probably wouldn’t have gotten very far with that BS in a vigil at Orlando given the large Latin population. The article could have been clearer about that.

          1. Orlando given the large Latin population

            AKA White Hispanics when the narratives don’t line up.

          2. If she did that in front of a group of gay men I doubt she would have gotten very far.

      2. Our local NPR station now has a “Race and Culture Reporter”.

        God what an awful gig.

        1. Is the correspondent named, “Hazel,” by chance? Why would that be an awful gig? Think about it: You get to walk up to any random person, size them up by their apparent ethnic and sexual demography, and basically get to define what RACISM is how they either succeed or FAIL informed by the correspondent’s cultural SJW norms…

          It’s like Stop n’ Frisk, except confirming SJW bias.

          1. Is there a Hazel meme on H&R I’ve missed?

          2. “I’m with NPR, and I’d like to talk about the white privilege you have with those fake breasts.”

            “They’re not fake.”

            “So you wouldn’t mind my checking, then?”

            1. “I’m with NPR, and I’m doing a story on why white people like you are too racist to [describe perversion] with people of color like me.”

              “Wait a minute…”

              “It’s true, isn’t it? Am I wrong?”

        2. “Not much of a ….” and “None here.” “Back to you, Bob!”

          Cannot be that tough a gig, I would think?

        3. I avoid listening to NPR as much as possible. They are an absolute mouthpiece of the left. The debate is over, the liberals are right(eous)!

    2. Mizzou barely gives a kwanzaa-level education. Whoever goes there – and whoever pays for it – gets what they deserve.

      1. My wife went to Mizzou on a full scholarship and is one of the most intelligent and articulate people I have ever met. She is now a successful estate planning attorney and is highly respected in her field. Your Melecio-like generalizations are false.

        1. I think he was saying post the recent racial bullshit meltdown, not making a generalization about Mizzou all time.

          Although yall notice that since MU left the Big X12…

  5. It’s awesome that there are so many people here today, but it’s like, who are you really here for?”

    To hear a lecture from a ludicrously selfish, retarded person?

  6. Mizzou costs per year: $25,000 for in state residents, $40,000 out of state.

    1. I assume if you’re Latin America you pay the $25,000, or perhaps even $0?

  7. It’s true, sweetie. Us whities do like the gays more than the browns. We have a more personal connection with our hairdressers and entertainers than our gardeners and valets.

    1. I’m ashamed at how hard I laughed at that…

      Nah, not really.

  8. Only a truly deluded person could shame white people for their ignorance in one breath and then lament the unproductive nature of conversations about race in the next.

    Hazel is not entirely deluded…

  9. Just what ELSE is needed to convince you that Proggies are intolerant and contemptible bigots?

    The SOONER the LGBTQ crowd realizes that Proggies couldn’t care less about them and join the rank and file of the new libertarian army, the sooner we can get this revolution started.

        1. #BringBackOurProggies

          1. #ProggiesLivesMatter

            1. #FroggiesFriedInBatter

    1. Listen here, Old Mexican, she’s fighting for you and your rights, so show a little gratitude!

      1. That’s absurd, she’s not advocating for anything for mexicans. They’re too pale for her to care.

        1. They’re too pale for her to care.

          Not the Mexican senate, the Mexican Mexicans, you know, at Home Depot.

          1. That girl has never been in the vicinity of manual labor in her life.

            1. That’s not true!!!!! Manuel has been her landscaper for years!

              1. He probably “mows her lawn”, if you know what I mean…

            2. It’s pronounced Manuel La Bor.

  10. “My grievance is better than yours!”

    1. “You got your grievance in my peanut butter!”

      1. These masturbation euphemisms are making me hungry!

        1. What are pretzels, chopped liver?

      2. You got your peanut butter in my grievance?

  11. But I thought I’d take a moment to list out some facts that many of you probably don’t know because you’re white.

    Gee, thanks!

    1. But it’s okay, because they’ve come up with a New definition of racism that means they can’t be racist.

      1. It’s 2016, white people can’t be racist.

    2. “Rule number one: you never touch a black woman’s hair.”

      1. “Even, um, down there?”

        1. especially not, because then you’re both racist and sexist.

    3. Don’t be too hard on her, there’s lots of facts she doesn’t know because she’s not white. Or a man. I’m not saying there’s anything wrong with being a black woman, you know, just pointing out that just as there’s things black people know that white people don’t know and things women know that men don’t know, it works both ways. Right? Melecio I’m sure knows what I’m talking about. She’d be the first to admit she has no business judging a white man just the same as a white man has no business judging her.

      1. I’m sure knows what I’m talking about

        Assuming she has a modicum of consistency in her withered intellect. Just kidding, something being withered implies that it was once greater than it currently is.

  12. I thought I’d take a moment to list out some facts that many of you probably don’t know because you’re white. I’m tired of the black and white dichotomy that happens every time we talk about race or anything in the country.

    Oh boy.

    1. “‘Boy.’ SEE?! See what I mean?!”

      1. Who you calling “boy”?

  13. Can one ride a hobbyhorse so hard it gets sent to the ideological glue factory? Because this git sure is trying.

    1. This is brilliant. May I please borrow it for future use?

    2. A better analogy would be to ride the hobby horse so hard you get splinters.

  14. ‘Wow. What a turnout. Too bad we can’t get 49 black kids murdered at once so I could get this much attention just for myself.”

    1. Pretty sure they did get much bigger crowds for Garner and Freddie Gray protests. But surprise: masses of people aren’t going to come out for every event you schedule on facebook.

      1. “But… but… I’m the CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE! EVERYONE SHOULD BE WHERE I SAY!!!!11!!!one!!!eleventy”

    2. I read that in my head with Jimmy Valmer’s voice.

      “Wow… what an audience. So a car is driving down the road. There’s a black guy, a mexican fella, and other p-p-person. Who’s driving? The po…. the po…. the po…. the police. Wow… what an audience.”

      1. I approve of this message.

      2. I genuinely needed this laugh today.

    3. There was a different quote from Ms. Stupid that caught my attention. It was on another site.

      —“I wish this many people came out to our racial demonstrations and our Black Lives Matter movements”—

      This is just a truly breathtaking collection of derp. Lady, there are a lot of people here because a true atrocity occurred. While a lot of us disagree with each other on a lot of things, our common humanity demands that we band together in the face of true evil.

      On the other hand, you are all about ‘microagressions’ and fake ‘privilege’ and your insulated lefty bubble.

      That chick can go bleep herself. I wouldn’t pee on her if she were on fire (and I don’t say that often). I’m thoroughly disgusted with this creature.

      1. Anyone want to bet if a crowd of white folk showed at her BLM event, even to show support, they wouldn’t get run off?

  15. But I thought I’d take a moment to list out some facts that many of you probably don’t know because you’re white. I’m tired of the black and white dichotomy that happens every time we talk about race or anything in the country.

    Whoa! Awesome display of LOGIC, Aristotle!

    The dichotomy just… ‘happens’.

    1. Shit happens.

    2. And remember, being “colorblind” is just passive acceptance of racism so if you aren’t dedicating your life to whining about race, you’re a racist and part of the problem.

      1. So if I talk to a black person, do I, or do I not, treat them different for being black?

        I’m so confused…

        I need someone smarter than me to think for me I guess.

        1. No, you start listing to them all of your black friends, q the black actors and musicians that you like, and go on and on about the racism inherent in America. Because every black person you meet has nothing better to do than talk about race with some stranger.

    3. I eagerly await the day when these people just come right and say that they want all white people to die. I also eagerly await the day that white people will quit pretending they don’t know that’s where things are progressing in the field of “critical race theory”. Sooner or later that shark will be jumped.

      1. Helter Skelter, man, Helter Skelter.

  16. Melecio’s truly offensive comments?and I don’t say that lightly,

    We know how difficult it is for you to criticize people like this, Robby. Keep at it, though. One day, you’ll find nothing is easier than dismissing deluded people who are suffering from arrested development and lusting to put the boot into their enemies.

    1. He hasn’t developed a proper libertarian level of cynicism yet, a quality only cultivated by repeated exposure to derp.

  17. this isn’t for me, this isn’t for you, it’s for the people we’ve lost

    Hmmm, where was the last place you remember seeing them?

    1. Why, at the club, why do you … oh, you’re talking about that. Too soon, Lorenzo Llamas, too soon.

      1. There is no “too soon” the the world of a Renegade.

        1. Bringing back Teh Carpet of Virility qualifies as, “Too Soon.”

  18. Why were the BLM racist thugs even invited to speak at the event? They couldn’t find anyone from the KKK?

    1. It was probably an open invitation for anyone who wished to speak under the misconception that people were not raging assholes.

    2. They probably were not invited, but wanted to show how much privilege others have in being able to have events where BLM was not invited to speak.

    3. Because campus SJWs are scared shitless of being accused of having snubbed a grievance group. Also, probably at least a semi-open mic as noted above.

  19. The police questioned the Brizendines for interrupting Melecio, but took no further action.

    Oh, well that was nice of them. The fuck did they question them about?

    1. Yeah, no shit. I’m sure they do that when BLM disrupts…. Everyone else…

    2. Interrupting. It’s part of the patriarchy.

    3. Some SJW whiner was lecturing on the derpbook about how white people need to use their “privilege” to ensure that non-whites get a chance to speak. Although not articulated this way, it was like “yield your time to people of color, and shut up and pay attention.” Seriously. These people do not realize how they are alienating potential allies, or perhaps don’t care. Then it becomes a self-reinforcing cycle: lecture whites about privilege, notice that whites have stopped paying attention to you, whine louder about privilege and being invisible.

      1. Because they want to destroy whites. Let’s not pretend they don’t.

      2. Hey, if I can’t see you, at least I’m not judging you by the color of your skin.

        1. Just the content of your thoughts, or the lack thereof.

  20. Maybe more people would show up to your events if you weren’t such a racist asshole.

    1. She’ll be the first to tell you that black people can’t be racist because they redefined racism to mean only white people.

      1. OK, then.

        Maybe more people would show up to your events if you weren’t such an asshole.

        1. The sad part is, I’m not even kidding.

    2. Isn’t racist to call a racist a racist? Or is that bigotry? Or something else? I am so confused. Let me get my SJW Thesaurus out (is that a slight for Latins? Greeks? Dinosaurs? Sorry!) and see if I can puzzle it out.

  21. It’s one thing to post a tone-deaf response on social media or in a sound-byte, but to do so in front of a captive audience who has been totally misdirected about what you are about to say?

    It’s flagrantly disrespectful, but also incredibly cringe-worthy. I was uncomfortable just reading the recap.

    1. incredibly cringe-worthy

      Yes, and I imagine this sort of thing is deterring a lot of people from participating.

      1. It was like the rabbi who spoke at Ali’s funeral. Everyone else before him spoke about Ali or how he stood up for his freedom in a time where he had few backers. The self proclaimed progressive rabbi gets up and starts blasting the state of Israel and anyone in the US that backs them.

        Caught me way off guard. He was an ass.

        1. It’s rampant. I can’t imagine myself attending a public event like this anymore – there is 99% that it will turn into a political shitshow.

          1. …a 99% chance…

  22. You should watch the video if you haven’t. What a dynamic and forceful speaker. I don’t know where that found that 11-year-old autistic boy, but I hope they return him to his parents safely.

    1. 30 seconds of that horrible vocal fry and my arteries clogged.

    2. 11? That is an insult to 11 year olds.

      My 6yo makes more sense. Hell just the other day she scolded me for messing with my son (he is 1) by pointing out “He is very unstable on his feet and needs to concentrate on walking”

      I am going to be in real trouble in a few years.

      1. Indeed, proto-podiatrists are the worst. Wait till your son starts wearing shoes.

        1. Come on, podiatrists aren’t real doctors.

      2. Now is probably a good time to tell her she has to pay rent when she turns 18 or she will be thrown out of the house.

      3. Little girls are incredibly bossy. You’ll learn that. You, too, Groovus. Sorry, lads.

        1. Actual note from Pre-school teacher two years ago:

          “Your daughter did very well in directing the other children in play today.”

          polite speak for “Girl is IN CHARGE!”

        2. This, I know already, Tonio…. My wife is very petite (barely cracks 5 ft.), and is quite a vertically challenged pistol…. the babies are already starting to be, ahem, bossy.

          But, wouldn’t have it any other way. *grins*

      4. She is much smarter than you and I don’t even know you and I know that is true. 😉 Kids, because “reasons”.

    3. I shouldn’t be but I am legitimately stunned that such a thing can occur. It is beyond parody.

    4. I got to “And that wasn’t a joke” and closed my browser.

    5. What a dynamic and forceful speaker

      Everything is relative. Compared to this chick, he is Danial Webster.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IEFD_JVYd0

  23. I’m tired of the black and white dichotomy that happens every time we talk about race or anything in the country.

    “…so here’s some more of it.”

    1. Perhaps we should give her some literature on how colleges discriminate against asians.

    2. It’s hard to make out, but after that, she complains about being a dichotomy that leaves people her color out of the conversation. The ego trapped in that hollow-boned body is massive.

      1. hollow-boned body

        #NotAllBirds

  24. God, what a raving, racist, idiot.

    What kind of scumbag could say that without showing you exactly what kind of offensive, moralistic simpleton they truly are:
    “But I thought I’d take a moment to list out some facts that many of you probably don’t know because you’re *CHINESE*.”

    Missouri taxpayers should rain pure financial rage down on the expenditures of that idiotic university.

    1. These things seem to usually flair up at more ‘elite’ schools, not (seemingly) normal, public schools like Mizzou. It’s kinda confusing to how this would happen at Mizzou.

      1. It’s kinda confusing to how this would happen at Mizzou.

        Really? Campuses have been like this since the ’60s at least and you’d have to be a serious dullard to think shit like this wasn’t going to continue once Wolfe stepped down.

        1. Simmer down. I wasn’t denying that the vast majority of campuses are largely progressive. I was just wondering why Mizzou, specifically, became such a hotbed.

          1. Proximity to Michael Brown is my guess. He was THEIR martyr and that’s where this whole thing really started.

            But like I said… just a guess.

            1. Hmmmmmm that’s an interesting theory, and probably right on the nose. I had forgotten that’s where this all escalated at Mizzou.

      2. My guess is the participation of staff (as at this event) and faculty in encouraging some soft-headed, wanabe activist students.

      3. I’m beginning to appreciate the fact that I went to a very conservative, Southern Baptist school for my college years. Granted, this sort of thing wasn’t happening nearly as much back then (early ’90s), but still. I spoke with one of my old fraternity brothers who still works at that university about this, and he said that they really haven’t seen any of the SJW stuff that seems to be infecting most other schools. That said, I’m not certain that this school believes the 1950s “Leave it to Beaver” lifestyle has really died out just yet.

    2. I don’t know how much control the taxpayers have over student-organized events. If the kiddies want to rant, let them. Do make them pay for podium rental, AV services, etc. And extra security.

  25. Melecio was flanked by two other activists?one of whom is a Mizzou administrator and coordinator of the campus’s multicultural center.

    Is there some sort of conspiracy on the part of the faculty and administration to get all funding (public and private) for the school removed?

  26. What’s the saying? Nuke it from orbit?

    1. It’s the only way to be sure. Unfortunately I live in the kill zone…good bye commentariat. Give the Reason “editors” hell! *ducks into bunker and logs off bacon-magic and logs in as pork-wizard

  27. You can’t fool me!

    She’s in the Westboro Baptist Church, isn’t she?

    1. False flag to make BLM look like assholes!
      Because they don’t do that enough on their own!

    2. Every Westboro person I’ve seen has been lilly-white. Not sure how they feel about blacks, interracial marriage, etc.

      1. I don’t think they are racist. Fred Phelps was a civil rights lawyer active in the civil rights movement in the 60s.

        They are, of course, awful in every other way, but they don’t seem to be racist.

        1. but that’s the awfulest kind of awful!

  28. Sooo, the Dems in the House get rowdy after a moment of silence, and now BLM disrupts a vigil. And they claim it’s the pro-gun people who are the assholes….

    We’re a nasty Dem convention from it being 1968 all over again, with Trump taking the role of George Wallace, Hillary as Nixon, and Gary Johnson as Huber Humphrey I guess? It breaks down after that because I think a nasty Dem convention makes it a 4 way race, with Jill Stein getting significant support.

    1. If only someone would reincarnate Curtis LeMay.

      1. Reincarnate? How do you know he hasn’t?

        1. Afghanistan would have been bombed back into the stone a…oh my goodness he is back!

          1. To be fair, a few firecrackers would have done that.

          2. So what you’re saying is that they were recently not in the stone age?

            Oh wait, sorry! I thought you meant their punishments, no what their tools were made of!

    2. Stein said she would take the Veep slot if Bernie wants the top of the ticket.

      1. EUPHEMISMS!

      2. That oughta make the radFems so, so happy! Woman who has 2x more Presidential campaign experience yields precedence to the Man.

    3. Surprise motherfuckers!

    4. I’ve been saying for a couple of months that the Philadelphia/16 convention is going to be at least as fun as Chicago/68.

  29. This kind of hijacking isn’t that unusual for proggies. I remember going to an antiwar rally in Washington D.C. in 2005 and noticing that many of the “antiwar protesters” didn’t give a shit about the Iraq war. They just used it as a convenient vehicle for whatever their pet cause was, e.g. abortion, the Palestinians, gay rights, etc.

    “It’s all about me me me!!!” is their battle cry.

    1. There was a kinda sad example where BLM forced Bernie off of the podium at his own campaign rally to call the crowd racists. The old guy didn’t even complain…

      1. The old guy didn’t even complain…

        And why should he? They needed a venue. He had one. How is it his right to keep all of the access to public attention for the cause of his candidacy when theirs isn’t getting enough attention?

        1. Nobody needs 23 venues…

          1. Golf clap!!!

          2. I tried to report this….as fucking hilarious.

  30. “”Its just so tiring and exhausting being morally superior to all of you. And even now i have to deal with your ignorance. Why are you yokels so defensive? (sigh)””

    1. [golf clap]

  31. Maybe because vigils are not demonstrations?? People are more willing to show sympathy than solidarity, pretty much because solidarity typically carries ALL the political baggage of someone you show solidarity for.

  32. “Melecio also expressed frustration that more people would show up for a vigil for LGBT victims than a Black Lives Matter event.”

    We spend all of this time acting like toxic assholes, and no one wants to show up to our events!

    Also, will the last student or faculty member leaving Mizzou please turn out the lights?

  33. One more:

    Why refer to her a a race activist, when what she obviously is, is just a plain old racist?

    1. To highlight that in today’s day in age, there is no difference.

    2. Virtue Signalling.

      1. My receiver’s overloaded with static.

        1. What’s The Frequency, Kenneth Paul? Are you drinking cherry cola again?

    3. Robby doesn’t want to get his hair mussed.

  34. “”Look, the point here is that *i* need the bodies of your dead friends to stand on to amplify my generic grievances. Can you all shut up and like do what everyone else does, which is celebrate me?”

    1. “I’m going to need some muscle over here”

    2. In the video, there were a lot of people actually cheering on this knucklehead.

      1. Yes, until it became clear her attitude was to chastise and lecture the ignorant, mostly white audience, for their lack of moral priority.

  35. I’m a little racist, short and stout
    Here is my bullhorn, here is my clout
    When I get all pissed off here me shout
    Kick me over and throw me out

    1. I just blew my lunch all over the table at the SV social media company I work at.

      Thanks for cheering up my day.

    2. Thread winner.

    3. Outstanding.

  36. “But I thought I’d take a moment to list out some facts that many of you probably don’t know because you’re white. I’m tired of the black and white dichotomy that happens every time we talk about race or anything in the country.”

    “Absolutist phrase about white people.”
    “I’m tired of looking at things in terms of black and white.”

    Sorry, but I don’t think you pass the Turing Test…

    1. Maybe robots aren’t such a bad future after all…

  37. Because nothing gains you instant respect and admiration like crapping all over an event to honor the dead. Just ask your fellow methodological travelers in the Westboro baptist church!

  38. No class.

    1. Well, school’s out just now. But I doubt she’s putting in much quality classroom time in any event.

      1. I bet she’s a rising star in her grievance studies program.

        1. For what it’s worth I think this comment was much funnier than the SJW Teapot rhyme above.

          Vive La France!

  39. Well, you’ve convinced me, random protestor. I appreciate the bravery it takes for you to interrupt a ceremony mourning the loss of 49 actual victims of hatred (another minority group, no less) in order for you to blame me and throw people like me into one gigantic shit-filled pot of vile hatred. It takes a real compassionate person to make sure that all the focus is on your insecurities and your inability to come to grips with how worthless you are to the human race. That was definitely the way to my heart.

    1. It’s called tolerance and love you patriarchal fuckwit!

      1. Well, I have been told I lack compassion and empathy because I don’t support gun control.

        I’m not so sure. It takes a special kind of sociopath to look back on the tragedies of history and then be able to turn around and tell people they shouldn’t be allowed to defend themselves.

    2. Most of the Orlando victims were latin, with a good smattering of blacks. And most, or at least many, of them were gay. So, if you work the intersectionality matrix, most of them probably got at least two checkboxes.

  40. whoa nellie!
    How can we center this on me and my hobby horse?

    Since most of you aren’t property owners you probably aren’t aware of the injustices of the zone codes and the tyranny of the zoning office?

  41. I don’t read Suave much anymore, but I’m glad I read this post.

    Bravo, Rico.

  42. You know who else wished more people came to their racial demonstrations?

    1. Irish?

    2. Al Jolson?

    3. Olympic sprinters?
      Nascar?
      Formula one?
      Horse tracks?
      Dog tracks?
      Train tracks?(had to finish the old cartoon joke)

    4. My Rif War Era Cavalry?

      /1st to mechanize, bitch!!

  43. As a libertarian, I do my best not to collectivize people because I hate when Ds and Rs do it to me. But god fucking damn, BLM is making it very difficult right now. I have yet to hear anything positive come out of one of their demonstrations. And I mean universally positive… not the fucked up definition of “acceptable” that progressives have.

    SHIT! SEE!? Already starting it…

    1. Yeah, they had the perfect opportunity to form a broad coalition to address police brutality and they squandered that on tangential issues.

      1. So, a left-oriented group suffered a similar fate to the Tea Party, then?

        1. Perfect comparison.

      2. The fact that their Genesis incident, the shooting of Michael Brown, turned out to be obviously justified as fuck, doesn’t help

        The media listened to a convicted liar witness as well
        As ‘witnesses’ who it was determined were not even at the scene and did the Duke lacrosse treatment on an innocent cop … Oh, ‘but he was probably guilty of something else, now he knows what it’s like when you don’t have privilege ‘

        Derp

  44. Ponder some unfathomable laziness on the tree of woe.

    Had the former federal assault weapons ban still been in place, Mateen may not have been able to legally buy the type of semiautomatic rifle he used in the massacre ? the Sig Sauer MCX ? or any other similar AR-15-style firearm.

    It barred people from buying specifically named semiautomatic firearms, as well as ones with a detachable high-capacity magazine along with at least two of the following characteristics:

    a folding or telescoping stock (which can make the gun easier to store or conceal)
    a pistol grip that protrudes conspicuously (which makes it easier to fire the weapon from the hip or with one hand, and therefore fire rapidly) total bullshit
    a bayonet mount
    a flash suppressor or threaded barrel (which makes it more difficult to see when the gun’s muzzle flashes) ) total bullshit
    a grenade launcher
    It’s unclear how many of these add-ons Mateen’s Sig Sauer MCX had.

    I suppose a trip to SIG’s website to look up some specs was too hard.

    1. Also, didn’t the 1994 ban set a max of two evil features? Ban configuration rifles always had the detachable mag and pistol grip and never ever a folding stock or flash hider or bayonet lug.

      1. Was “folding stock” a facsimile for collapsible stock?

        1. ARs have to have collapsible stocks because of the spring buffer tube. AKs and a lot of other designs don’t have that tube, so you can simply have a folding stock on them.

          1. Is that true? I thought that there’s nothing stopping you from putting a standard, non collapsible stock on an AR, as long as the spring buffer tube was contained therein.

            http://media.midwayusa.com/pro…..550882.jpg

            The AK, yes, it doesn’t require any stock.

            1. Right. But if you want a folding stock on an AR, it has to be of the telescoping kind.

              1. No, maybe we’re misunderstanding each other.

                Was the collapsible stock banned, ie, because it was considered ‘folding’ or did the collapsible stock pass muster with the AW ban?

                1. Banned. Considered folding.

                2. Collapsible stocks had to be pinned in place in the fully open position. AFAIK it’s still like this in places like NY and Cali.

          2. http://www.lawtactical.com/ar_…../99312.htm

            For giggles.

      2. The weapon refuses to indiscriminately murder when it is without a pistol grip.

        1. It requires the, “Swivel Arm Battle Grip,” AKA, “The GI Joe Kung Fu grip.”

          1. Do you mean the shoulder thing that goes up?

            1. Swivel Arm Battle Grip

              Little known fact:

              This is the OFFICIAL Heroic Mulatto doll action figure.

        2. I remember Feinstein talking about how they had to ban pistol grips becauae you can shoot from the hip. I also remember yelling at the TV “You mean instead of using the fucking sights you retarded hag!”

          1. Because everyone knows the most effective way to put rounds on target is with the “John Matrix technique.”

          2. +1 point for “retarded hag”. Thankfully, I had swallowed the coffee first…

        3. Much the same as the LeBel, yes.

      3. It was two of 3. Bayonet lug, flash suppressor, pistol grip. So basically ARs were sold without the first two. Which is why there was no gun crimes after that.

        1. Bayoneting murders fell by 100% the first year.

          1. While murders from a hip-fired rifle went up a whopping 700%!

        2. Two of 7, I think. Bayonet lug, pistol grip, detachable magazine, grenade launcher (which is not an m203 equivalent – it’s a long muzzle attachment to attach lawn-dart type grenades you fire with a blank), folding stock, flash hider, and….I forget the last. Maybe threaded muzzle?


      4. Under the Assault Weapons Ban of 1994 the definition of “semiautomatic assault weapon” included specific semi-automatic firearm models by name, and other semi-automatic firearms that possessed two or more from a set certain features:[11]

        Semi-automatic rifles able to accept detachable magazines and two or more of the following:

        Folding or telescoping stock
        Pistol grip
        Bayonet mount
        Flash suppressor, or threaded barrel designed to accommodate one
        Grenade launcher mount

        IOW for a rifle, the detachable magazine was not included in the 2 – but simply put it in the category of weapons to be considered part of the regulation.

        i presume most AR pattern rifles kept the grip (as it was part of the design); things like Mini14 which have a trad stock probably added the flash-hider for convenience.

        1. Oh, right, you could have the detachable magazine + one evil feature. So everybody chose the pistol grip. That’s right.

          1. Its obvious from the wording of the law that the people who wrote the law were entirely conscious of the inherent stupidity of what they were doing.

            it boiled down to “lets make some of the scarier-looking guns harder to own”

            optics

    2. I’ve gotten to the point where I just say “France” when this subject comes up. They repeat their arguments, I repeat “France”.

      France…France France France.

      France.

      France.

      France.

      France.

      FRANCE!

      1. Vive La France!

    3. Holy Santa Claus shit, is that retarded. But maybe SIG’s website is blacklisted in their offices. They are an evil manufacturer of killing machines that spew leaded death at anyone who looks crossways at ’em, after all.

    4. Also, THE FEATURES ARE NOT ADD-ONS.

    5. So the SIG would be a perfectly legal weapon under the old ban if they just didn’t thread the muzzle.

      Which they wouldn’t have, if the ban were still in place.

    6. Hmm…so what you’re saying is he could have had a grenade launcher? Goodness!

      1. My colonial troops made use of a squad based 37mm HE weapon against her relatives.

        /Rif War

  45. The lack of basic civil respect these people have is incredible.

    1. You don’t civil-respect when people are dying, Rufus.

  46. “I was really nervous to get up here because there’s a lot of white people in the crowd,” she said.

    So if a white person said that in front of a predominantly black crowd, I’m sure people would understand… no racism there.

    Maybe she was upset that their rainbow flags had no black in them — that was just asking for trouble.

    1. You know what else doesn’t have any black in it?

      1. My printer when I really need to print something.

      2. Irish’s friends list on Facebook?

      3. Tesla’s income statement?

      4. Orange?

      5. I just linked over from reading about the Kardashians, so no, I can’t think of anything.

    2. So if a white person said that in front of a predominantly black crowd, I’m sure people would understand… no racism there.

      Actually, that’s the first thing every white comic I’ve ever seen on the Apollo has ever said upon entering the stage.

      1. *readies broom off-stage*

          1. I need to go vest shopping asap.

          2. Jesus! Thanks for that!

  47. You stay classy, race hustling shitstains.

  48. When did gay people fall behind blacks… er… people of color in the oppression olympics? I can never keep up with this stuff.

    1. I guess she assumes no black gay people were there? LGBTBLM? Hmmmm…. Okay, that meme is mine!

  49. Adderall – ‘Self-righteous indignation in a pill’

    Enjoyed by college students nationwide!

    1. Don’t blame a perfectly useful stimulant for the behavior of college students. That’s like blaming guns for homicides.

  50. Melecio also expressed frustration that more people would show up for a vigil for LGBT victims than a Black Lives Matter event.

    Shorter Melecio:

    “WAHHHHH!!!!! WE’RE NOT AT TEH TOP OF TEH PERPETUAL VICTIMZ TOTEM POLL ANY MOREZ!!1!1!!!!!!!! WAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!1!!!!!!!!!”

  51. “Yo, Orlando, I’m really sad for you and I’ma let you finish, but white people are the biggest racist assholes of all time!”

    1. These are the BEST COMMENTS on the intertoobs !!!

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  52. She’s just doing her part to help keep students from attending Mizzou after what happened last year.

    Mizzou Faces 25% Enrollment Drop, $32M Budget Deficit After Racial Protests

    1. I have a suspicion that that trend will continue.

      1. A boy can dream can’t he?

    2. Is this that “Ferguson Effect” I read about?

      1. I thought that was when the Heroes in Blue stayed all snug and comfy in their stations, lest somebody video them out on the Mean Streets.

        1. So they are no where to be found, and not causing mischief in the streets? Forgive me, but I thought that was the desired result…

          1. Right. Until crime spikes as in Baltimore after Freddie Gray… Hilarious to hear former anti-cop protesters asking can the police come back because now it’s getting way worse

  53. Work with the mentally ill and in no time you notice that the only thing they only have in common is that they are completely self-absorbed.

    1. Why doesn’t this comment have anything to do with me?

      1. Because we all agreed to not talk about you.

        Duh.

  54. The girl talking about “I’m afraid of white people” is a lousy speaker and a retard.

    1. And yet her brand of racist stupidity is considered acceptable and mainstream enough that she can hijack vigil for a very recent mass murder and then spout off this bullshit without being pelted with eggs and her livelihood taken away, in fact she’ll even receive an applause.

  55. Did anyone actually watch the entire video??? Holy shit….I bugged out after just a few seconds of that drone voice.

    What was she attempting, “Death by Shoegazer”?

  56. Can we please, for the love of God, stop calling these people social justice warriors?? That’s an insult to true warriors. Worriers fight for noble causes. They risk life and limb for their cause. SJ “warriors” are just bullies with easy prey, i.e. White spineless liberals.

    1. That’s the point – it’s a heavily sarcastic term. Like “special snowflakes.”

    2. Worriers worry for noble causes, oui?

  57. She is a terrible public speaker and a terrible human being.

    1. That being said, I’ll still defend her right to spew forth her dangerous, idiotic ideology.

  58. I would not take any sort of advice from a person who hijacked a memorial service (type thing) to make an unrelated political point, although I guess it could be instructive to hear their opinions so I could do the opposite. that’s just beyond rude.

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  61. Tiffany thinks it’s 1851 and she’s Harriet Tubman. Everybody’s a 19th or 20th century race pioneer all of a sudden.

  62. Social Justice Warriors are frequently little more than obnoxious idiots who think the world owes them something even though they can’t explain how that could be.

  63. this isn’t that far removed from the congressman who wouldn’t attend a simple moment of silence because it disrespected the victims. civility, it seems, is now disrespectful. or at least defined by politics i guess.

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