The National Enquirer Hires Dick Morris
I guess a job at The Star was out of the question.

The National Enquirer, a famous supermarket tabloid, has hired political pundit Dick Morris, the star of a famous prostitution scandal. (Now that's synergy!) Morris, who will serve as the paper's chief political commentator and correspondent, seems eager to take the job, describing the Enquirer as "one of the few journalistic outlets that has the courage to publish the truth."
Having grown up watching National Enquirer promote the prophecies of Jeane Dixon…


…I can't say I'm surprised to see it hire the man who in 2005 published this:

For more on Morris, see this piece I wrote about him in 2013. And for a sense of what Morris is likely to say for the next five months, go here to read about the Enquirer's alliance with Donald Trump.
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So stories about how Chelsea is really Hillary's alien love child?
Eww.
Hubble was an alien?!
Could be.
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Morris...seems eager to take the job
Because he doesn't have one.
LOL
Just ? lol.
That's all, folks.
They were right about that Jerry Brown/Linda Ronstadt affair!
The family newspapers used to run Jeane Dixon's syndicated horoscopes
Her death came as a surprise.
They caught former Democrat VP candidate and Baby Daddy John Edwards also.
They were also right about Bill and Monica, John Edwards love child, and the LA mayor banging the news babe. That is a lot better record the the Times or the Post.
Has there been any follow-up on the reports of a U.S. Senator having five different mistresses, plus a father who hung out with Lee Harvey Oswald?
I mean - a *sitting* U.S. Senator, you can't just sweep that under the rug!
Since he didn't sue my giuess there was something to it
Its fairly difficult for a "public figure" to win a defamation lawsuit, thanks to the Supreme Court.
Jacques Barzun pointed out the pitfalls of relying on media reports in this sort of legal climate (The Modern Researcher, Harcourt Brace Jovanovich, 1992 p. 109).
How many defamation suits has Trump filed against people for calling him a fascist and a fraud? If he doesn't, then by your reasoning he's admitting the accusations.
And they call him a racist, too.
It'd take too many lawsuits and too many years. It's ?ery difficult to successfully sue the media.
Hey, he was half right!
Which puts him ahead of most pundits, amirite?
What happened to Condi Rice?
Email scandal.
She realized there are better ways to spend your life than as an apparatchik?
It seems that loads of former cabinet members end up running universities. Either being a cabinet minister uniquely qualifies you to run a university, or being connected at the highest levels makes the board think that you can help them win extra grant money.
This is the best thing I've heard all day.
I can't wait for his next Hannity segment.
What kind of wood doesn't float?
Natalie!
Given his embarrassing prediction performance the last presidential election cycle, I should assume he's Cytotoxic's uncle?
HEY-O!
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